"Waifu McGreyshit" Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>6 HOUR ROUND
>Waifu shitposting
>POMF CAME BACK, SERVER WAS SAVED
>if you're reading this you are gay
>6 HOUR ROUND
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
first for pomf will save us from waifufags
>>144427827
>using a tg admin as OP picture
Pomf, what sort of dog do you like? I like these ones, they look like something out of Dark Souls!
1st for cat ears are cute
I'm not gay
>>144428058
pomf doesn't exist below the bump limit.
>>144428164
My hope will never waiver!
>bauds shitting on sawbones in the PR
This just gets better
pomf has returned to reap the sinners
despair, you shitlice
>>144428305
more evidence the entire pr is based on enmity to sawbones.
>>144428464
That's not true though
bauds was saying that sawbones was stupid for attacking the pr's author and not the content
>Attacking wizard with a combat shotgun
>He says "Fuck your shotgun"
>Launch a fireball at him
>>144428074
Cute but at what cost? I made the mistake before.
>>144428781
oh, I thought that was the wizard fireballing himself, how did you even get fireball?
>>144428074
>only doctor kills himself
>>144429049
Found a spellbook on a dead wizard.
>>144428464
t. sawbones
>>144428058
if i were to get a dog it'd be a pembroke welsh corgi
I just want to be violently beaten by sec after being framed by the real traitor
>>144429712
>Falling for the dog meme
>Not getting a cat
Wew
>>144429712
That is one long corgi! You've got good taste in doogs, you doog
>>144429920
never really liked cats ever since one stray i was nice to and tried to feed attempted to eat my budgies when i was a youngin
>>144429712
Do you think greyhounds are cute I do
>>144430097
Stray cats have generally been treated like shit and are hostile to humans, this is why people tell children to not approach stray cats and dogs (outside of fear for rabies, which is improbable, but better safe than sorry)
Domestic cats can be cunts, but it's usually not that part, especially if sterilized and/or female
>>144430003
>small dogs
DISGUSTING
Pomf is the ultimate waifu, whenever he shows up the entire thread turns into people talking to him.
Other waifus can't even compare to his ypm ((You)'s per minute)
>>144429920
What sort of cat would you like? I want a big animal and dogs are bigger than cats, why would I get a cat?
New Pomfacts
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2578
>>144430503
>Bigness measured in kPa
>Negative catness measured in Mb
I shouldn't have laughed at this.
>>144428058
You have great taste
>angelite comes in to back up his metabuddy episode
>>144431921
Fuck off faggot. Quit your fucking ad hominem and speak up in the github issue you goddamn shitposter.
>>144432091
WHATS YOUR CLUCKING CKEY????
TELL ME RIGHT NOW
>>144428074
>>144428249
>>144428862
>>144429063
>>144429116
Please seek mental help! Its never too late!
I want to fuck the waifus.
Give me the waifu list
*extends baton*
heh.... nothing personnel kid....
what's the best program to sprite stuff?
i'm using paint.net but i've heard there's better ones for this
>>144432283
>replies to me too
wut?
>>144432190
Angelotvonix123derboxvannilaroxtranpoolobeinatormonkeyidiotQQrainsterfackceltMadzenationaat949oniaIRLurxBAN ME RIGHT NOW, I DARE YOU!
>>144432434
Not much is better, get some plugins for Paint.NET and roll with it, I suggest getting the GIF plugin for animated sprites and perhaps some sort of grid plugin, if the built-in grid doesn't work for you
>>144432283
All of my close family has had schizophrenia. My extended family is pretty loopy too. My cousin forcibly got "mental help" after my schizo aunt hallucinated that he tried to strangle her and called the cops. He spent three years locked up in an asylum and hung himself two days before Christmas last year, in the first chance he had. I don't want help.
>people that think you can just seduce the waifus
It's too late, for when you've thought about seducing them,they've already seduced you.
>he doesn't have a key bound to *fart
How can you really claim to be robust?
>>144432437
Denial will bring you nowhere, anon. Please understand that people care for you, drop that lifestyle of childish degeneracy!
>>144433531
but i posted
>>144429116
>pr wants to give plasmamen NOCLONE
>>144434917
hi sawboner
>tfw you know the current waifus will all die/get forgotten in the month
it's neverending, this cycle
as waifus die, waifus live
as waifus live, waifus die
all that is eternal is this fact
>>144434917
I like it. You must have at least a tier 3 cloner and 50 sheets of plasma to be able to clone 1 plasmameme
>>144435358
No, one will remain for at least 3 months. The waifu cycle proves this.
Everybody is just hoping they invest in the correct waifu stock.Cynthia Jardine will last for 7 months
>>144435358
If you forget her, she wasn't your waifu.
>>144434917
I'm in favor of all the changes with the addition of plasmamen spewing plasma when damaged.
>>144436112
NOW THIS IS BALANCE!!!
>>144435426
>tier 3 cloner
TG refugees GO and stay GO
>>144436464
Nigga /vg/ has tiers for stock parts. Don't you remember the whole plastic thing?
>>144436690
The cloner has never been able to clone husks even when upgraded
>>144435675
I want to sip hot coco and play extended with her
AVALI WHEN
>>144437238
WYCIavali are cute CUTE!
>>144436759
>The cloner has never been able to clone husks
Try that again, with the parts that cost goldsilveruranium/plastic
>>144437372
I did. Why don't YOU try again?
>>144437105
she's such acomfywaifu
>>144429116
being only doctor is scorched-earth tier.
One because everything falls on you, making the meds, grabbing shit, prepping everything as fast as you can
and healing people who manage to get super mc-fucked up in the most bizzare ways
while all the other patients just start breaking all your shit and eating all your medicine because they think they are fucking doctors
then they march back in two minutes later cause their booboo didnt go away
fuck being only doctor
>>144432850
what are you some kinda shitter?
I seduced every waifu I put my mind to andmy erp wasn't even good when i played on vore
>>144438448
Being the only doctor on highpop isfun!
>>144438887
Its the kind of fun that makes you want to smoke an entire cigar after you make it through because you got so stressed
>>144437238
https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/10972
how does disarm work?
is it percentage chance?
>>144439817
Yes, also
>Using Baycode
>Using 4chan
>using a computer
>>144437238
Martians first.
>waifuing any of the current retards on server
>you will never be a sec antag with an objective to kill the clown and mime
>using oxygen
>using nitrogen
>using plasma
Basketball tournament when
I want to school all you niggers
>voting for bus
>>144440717
>>144440746
>>144440836
>Breathing
laughing skellingtons
this was the funnest round as mime that i've had
>>144440702
Make it your own personal objective. Who cares about greentext
>>144440929
You do a lot of ooc in ic Sandy
>there are people that need gloves to hack
LMAOING @ ur lives
>there are people that need to hack
LMAOING @ ur low charisma
>that diona HoP
Quick, post the most autistic atmos picture you've got!
>>144440929
You're the most shitter mime I've seen, I'd rather sue bowchief than you, or even white noise.
Any second chances for you have been voided when I play security.
>>144441206
>waifufags think they can flirt a door into opening
Epin
>>144441241
>>144441393
>robustfags think they can't ask someone to open the door for them
Eqiu
>>144438742
italus i thought you quit that shit man
>tfw you'll never be a waifu OR a husbando
why live?
>>144442061
No one can quit ERPing without prune all ERPer friends. If you've ERP'd once, you'll do it again.
>>144442061
I haven't erp'd on spess in a looooong time
I'm just reminiscing
>>144442237
who was your favorite vg waifu?
>>144440929
Sandy don't let the overs get you down, everybody is a shitter when they first start playing.
You're not too bad considering everything :3
>>144442289the one italus married
>>144442319
dont encourage that shitter
>tfw used to be a waifushitter
>finally realized how cancerous that shit was and stopped
it's a good feeling
>>144441225
Arctec should never play HoP again. he didn't secure the spare or anything else. he gave some random asshole RD access who broke into cap's quarters and stole the spare 8 minutes into the round. I join in at about 12:07 and use command chat and ask if there are any heads, HoP doesn't respond. I catch the RD, but let him hold the spare because I was unaware that we had a HoP. Once I figure out RD wasn't actually on the manifest. I order security to arrest him and retrieve the spare. HoP memes on the priority messages and tells the crew to lynch the RD for $2000 dollars (the RD that's holding the spare, last thing I need is some validhunter who killed the antag running around with all access). I literally spent all round trying to fix this guy's mistakes, while being bombarded left and right by PDA messages begging me to demote him. fuck that guy.
>>144441323
that was the first round to break the oath of silence and i try to not use pen and paper
>tfw used to be an avid player
>got pulled into waifuing
>indulged in it
>developed cancer
>realized this community wasn't designed for waifus
>try to undo what I've done
>it can't be undone
>retire and move on with my life
It's a shitty feeling
>>144442961
Never, ever break your oath
>Round end
>Gotta be fast to unbuckle and robust my way outta the murderbone shuttle
>ROUND END RESULTS blocks the screen immediately
Why
weighted votes were a mistake
especially with taxi station 2.0 on it
>>144443021
hi killette
>>144443347
git gud
>voting for bus
>I won't even play the match
Devilish
>weighed voting
>>144442945
Arctec is a shitty player in general with a lot to learn.
>mfw it's getting very close to a huge get
>>144442945
Don't worry. Arctec is the kind of player that is so bad that it's just a matter of time before he gets himself permabanned. In the meantime we'll just have to put up with his shit.
>>144443552
The get will either be about waifus or shitposting
>>144440968
This what the fuck
>>144442945
I should have ahelped him for telling the crew to lynch Rastus. Rastus didn't do anything deserving of death from what I saw, he just lied and took the spare. but HoP had to jump to the conclusion that he was an antag and decided he must be killed, and literally told the crew to kill Rastus. that's was really the tipping point of all his shittery
>>144443751
Rastus was an antag though
>>144443420
I'm guilty of doing this. I actually like bus so I want others to enjoy it as well.
>>144443751Rastus killed the chaplain and a mechanic
*catbeasts you*
>>144443889
>Rastus killed the chaplain and a mechanic
ah shit I didn't even know. my bad then
>>144443993
>sandy
>suicide silence (haha guys get it its a totally rad screamo ™ band)
when will this shitter mime influx finally fucking END
>>144444471
>tfw no catbeast pet as a captain and greytiders trying to break into my office to murder it every round start
>>144444754
When you robust them. Remember, they can't yell for help
>>144445017
they break their oaths and scream for help every time
and no one joins in when they are alerted to the presence of a talking mime
>>144444034
Rastus here, I did not take the spare, I just gave myself all access with it and put the spare in the caps ID computer, then after I died someone took my ID and starting mascarading as me.
bus toxins is aids i couldnt even get a proper bomb
>>144427827
>It's a sec valids the friendly wizard episode
I was actually trying to be diplomatic with the wiz too.
>steal Chaplain's bible
>stab myself in the chest a few times with wirecutters
>hide them in the bible
>put bible in chapel
>detective doesn't care enough to investigate the case
Fuck
>>144445270
nah i've had a good amount of situations where i'm being raped and i don't break silence to call for help
this time i just wanted to break out of perma and i was hoping some traitors would come and blow it up
>>144445348
>friendly wizard
You mean extended.
Wizards are meant to be ANTAGS.
I don't know where this tolerance for players not doing their jobs came from, but it's shit.
>>144445348
>"""""""""""""""""""""friendly"""""""""""""""""""""""""" antags
>>144445348
the wizards life was the only thing keeping us on this shitty station
>>144445354
Fuck you nigger, feel the blessings, and you would have felt em better with a face full of obsidian if that dude wasn't around.
>>144445348
i was a few minutes away from making an smg in RND and putting him down myself
you can pull that friendly wizard shit and drag on the round on a map that isn't pure suffering
Reminder that standing around trying to talk to people who can and will kill you is fucking retarded.
>>144445354
Detectives NEVER care.
Just yesterday someone found a welder tank bomb behind cargo and announced it on the radio, me and a borg went there during all the radio commotion and I wrenched the valve closed seconds before the signaller sparked. I then called the detective.
After 2 minutes waiting I heard something about the bartender stating that the detective was at the bar, I messaged him via PDA asking when he was coming to scan the bomb.
He messaged me with "What?".
And this isn't an isolated case, detectives are very often just trying to be greyshirts with sec access or do a "drink everything at the bar and shoot random people for trivial things" gimmick.
>>144444754
>not liking screamo
>>144445865
Translation: I used normal radio channel to call someone and they were so zoned out from being bored they didn't see it
Always PDA first
>>144446078
>several people screaming about a bomb, borgs telling people to stay away from it, calls for security and a direct call for the detective
>didn't see any of that and had no clue that a bomb even existed
The better solution is just not playing security.
>>144445865
Translation: It's high noon mcree gimiick someone just give me an excuse to shoot somebody I'll even shoot prisoners for being 'shit'
>>144445865
Translation: I've never played with a good detective
[insert me self shilling]
>>144443021
you cannot undo what you've done, but you can pretend it never happened and assume a new identity
>plant the first Dionea seeds to start the Dionea civilization
>pandamonium ensues, lots of people die from explosions
>lost a lot of personnel
>low population, the gateway is completed
>start cannibalizing the station, make myself captain and create full access ID's for the pioneers of the Dionea civilization
>Prevent recalls, finally get rid of comms console
>round lasts 4+h
You can thank me later
Here's the video of that 6 hour round earlier today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOw-zfZs7fc
>>144446868I know the guy who caused it to be this long
>>144446657
That was a fun round.
>no-one used my cloner, teleporter or cryo
;_;
>>144447181
The vampire that died in 20 minutes?
Yeah probably him
Next maps is BUS don't join
>Look Mom! I voted for bus again!
>>144447614
I seriously voted for it by mistake because Im tired and thought it said box
the problem with detective is they're really only useful in one or 2 game modes
>working with github
>barely any idea how anything works
>afraid that somehow while trying to change or update my own clone of vgstation could instead overwrite d3athrow/vgstation
>be wizard
>need to steal HoS jumpsuit
>no HoS (or he hasn't touched his office)
>teleport to other head's rooms
>nobody in sight
>fuck it, teleport to bar to test my sweetass chain lightning and Za Warudo
>works pretty well
>time to fuck up engineering and release singulo
>teleport to engineering
>teleported outside in front of an emitter to boot
>i-implying this wasn't my plan
>implying my wizard's curse isn't meta as fuck as is forcing you to play another bus station round
>>144447354
No, someone else
Is this essentially what Skrell are supposed to look like?
>>144448050
Not furry enough.
>>144447778
>afraid that somehow while trying to change or update my own clone of vgstation could instead overwrite d3athrow/vgstation
LITERALLY impossible.
Only the repo contributors have the access necessary to directly write to the main repo.
>>144447778
You don't have repo access and will thus never corrupt our main repo
Follow the Git CLI guide to get shit running quick and ez
>>144445348
>friendly wizard
Every single admin I've asked to agrees with your pussy ass getting valided.
Why was taxi removed? Why does bus exist?
Hey /vg/
can you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BDW1V_P5sA
>>144448713
No, but I can SMELLLELELELELELE
>>144448713
nevill please
>>144448845
>Nevill please
I don't understand
Holy FUCK this is incredible.
If I were to write a github shitlist, every name here except Blithering and Senaat1 would be in it.
Now you know why skeletons were removed.
>>144449026
Fuck off with your TEEGEE plasmamen.
Not everything has to be deathmatch ready
>>144448050
where is this from?
>>144449026
>no mention of megamaw
Just look at his 3-months old complaint about wanting skeletons back where he does nothing but shitpost on github.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8507
>>144449259
yeah wtf is with people wanting to make changelings not be able to suck off monkeymen? not every gamemode has to be fun or good, you can fuck right off to bay
>>144449319
I didn't say he wouldn't be in that list, just that nearly every name in the picture would. Though at least that guy rarely shows up, so he's not terribly bad.
haven't played since lifeweb became English, so about a year now?
anything to come back too? i find it hard to play when all the people i remember from like 2 years ago are gone and the game is so simple compared to lifeweb(which i also dont play anymore because the community)
>>144449871
>to come back too
>too
don't come back
>>144449871
kill youre self vox shitter
>>144449871Oh, the year was 1778,
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
A letter of marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,
>>144450081
Is there something bothering you, anon?
>>144449871
I want a vox gf
>>144450371
Dirty dumb vox scum
I'M NEVER USING PROSTHETICS EVER AGAIN
>>144450497
>>144450498
You two should make out.
>>144449026
Kill everyone on this list except senaat and blithering
>>144450507
when i play sec i keep track on who dies and who has prosthetics
like if you didn't died and you had prosthetics and i see someone with your ID/appearance but no prosthetics i will secure my valids
>>144450717
>except senaat
>defending that powertripping, shitskin memelord
yeah no, fuck you
I'm glad his days as admin are over.
>>144450717
Nice edge. Keep it sharp and edgy.
>>144450880
Senaat's great, mate
>>144451021
Fuck off sawbones
what if i painted the radsuit pink, called it anti-plasma suit and coded it to protect the wearer against plasma
would that be OP or would that be okay to add into the game?
>>144451408
radsuit doesn't cover below the ankles or the hands.
>>144441419
fuck outa the way nerds
image 1 of 2
>>144451534
I thought the radsuit had some stupid black boots built in now
>>144451535
bet a dollar that machine cant handle 3 supermatter crystals
>>144451535
>>144441241
>>144451672
sadly we didn't get to test the first picture before the round ended
>>144451535
>>144451715
Why? What do you gain from this?
Did anything ever come from the "excess power gets converted into cash" thing? I really liked that idea and the engineering autism it encouraged.
>>144452094
3 years into ss13 and the only thing i haven't learned how to do from inside and out was atmos
so i spent a whole day exploiting it then never played ss13 again
>>144451050
Fuck off Senaat.
>>144452219
we could always steal goons desgin
>>144452283
hi killete
>>144447778
The worst you can possibly do (without help from a contributor) is fucking up your own repo beyond repair
Well not actually beyond repair but beyond the point you know how to repair
But anyway that's not a big deal because you can always delete it and re-cloneIt is very likely that you will fuck up colossally in your first PR that has merge conflicts, but you'll just get laughed at a bit and instructed how to fix it, so don't worry.
Ironic non-antag catbeasts when?
>>144451535
Probably the worst thing about that picture is how pointless it is
Bok station that's just a giant chicken coop when?
>>144452540
On vore obviously
GET READY FOR MASSIVE LAG
>>144452665
it wasn't that pointless actually, we used it to fill up plasma tanks that we were trying out in a combustion room, the image is incomplete and the round ended before we could use it fully, also the waste loop was literally sub zero at all times and impossible to overfill, we did go way overboard though because whatever.
WE ARE GOING IN DRY
>>144452283
Senaat likes sawbones, idiot
>>144452520
This is actually my main issue right now, my clone is over 3 months behind the main fork and I have no idea how to update it
>nigger repeatedly attacks someone until they almost die
>gets arrested
>later goes on about shitcurity
>>144453073
git pull
i could sit through 1 bus, 2 bus and 3 bus
but I cannot sit through 4 bus
name something worse than random weighted votes
>>144452219
>engineering autism
>encouraged
Therein lies the problem and why I hope it never happens
>vote bus for the meme thinking box would win
>IT ACTUALLY WINS
memes are dangerous kids
>>144453190
Eh, fuck off mate, they tried to kill themselves, I just tried to help.
>"we're on bleeding edge with weighted voting because the players didn't go to the test server!"
>the mappers don't go to the main server anyway and only take complaints from github reports instead of actually seeing their creating being used
>>144453328
nigger the server is up 24 hours a day
how do you expect the mapper to always be on when their map is picked
>>144453307
>waaa don't arrest me when I assault people fucking shitcurity waaa
>>144453212
>>144453256
just ban people who vote for bus
t. bus station creator
>>144453291
not even once
JUST
REMOVE
BUS
>>144453470
>Im security and I got 3 retards in my custody, they will my biding on the shutle or I throw them out to space with no masks or suits
>want to try virologist
>too scared i'll give everyone space aids
>>144453620
>I can't take a joke
I didn't actually throw anyone out nor did anyone who wasn't autistic think I was you oversensitive nigger
maybe bus winning 4/5 of the last votes is a sign that I should stop playing spess and get my life together
>>144453452
>hasn't been online for over 8 days to see it in practice
>yet for these past 8 days talks about it on github and is only aware of complains via the one or two issues opened every few days
When is bus getting removed. I would honest rather play Deff than Bus/Taxi any day
>>144453695
dont leave your lab ever, create the ultimate black plague and then cure it
>>144453695
Your virus will literally never leave virology unless you do it on purpose or someone else does it on purpose
and in the latter case you will get no punishmentprobably. You know how our admins are
>>144453747
Taxi >> Bus
>>144453328
It's almost like we use Github reports because Github is an issue tracker.
>ghostchat at the escape shuttle: "WAAAH I HATE VOX ALL VOX ARE SHITTERS FUCK THIS VOX OFFICER HOLY SHIT JESUS CHRIST FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO ANGRY *echo chambers*"
>it was an antag
Don't you all think it's time to take 2D spergmen less seriously?
>>144453953
>it's purely the community's job to bug test and the person who made the map and pushed for it should actually have zero obligations to improve it unless pestered
cool
>>144454114
Why wouldn't I be angry at an antag?
>>144453328
>retarded opinion/bait
>terrible spelling
>russian memes
Everything checks out here
>>144454509
>memeing with insults instead of keeping up a discussion
Yep, this is /vg/.
>>144453695
Go for it nig nog, shit like that is ultra fun, and a good lynch is fun as fuck
>>144454114
Why wouldn't I be angry at a vox?
>>144454626
memes
>>144454601
There's no discussion there. There's nothing worth discussing.
SERB IS DEAD
Nice job Deadmins
>>144454974
Fantastic display of eloquence, my friend. You truly showed him.
>>144455087
it has been sabootaged by the frenchmen. they use their guerrilla warfare and they hide behind their snazzy lightings
>everybody gets so angry at bus that the admins literally MEME THE SERVER TO DEATH to appease the frothing masses
good antag round gg
aaa
>kill server only when it's on bus so it reloads for a new bus round again
thanks admins!
The new lighting makes small shuttles look kind of like big puffy marshmallows.
You know a map's bad when people vote it just to piss everyone off.
>>144455326
Try updating your drivers.
>>144455326
This happened when goon first ran their new lighting system.
>>144455326
that looks better than normal. I wouldn't mind playing this
