Fuck Arthas edition
showmatches on ttv: kendricswissh
>What's new
Bunch of shit announced. Chromie is here, Medivh and season 1 finally rolling out. New Ranking systems.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20111014/ranked-play-revamp-5-6-2016
>where do I find you shitters
/join /vg/
>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm
ffrist for prinme kaelthere sunwhaler
for quenthanatos
>>144410978
Kael why so mad?
Also rip in piece leakbro.
>>144411141
well said.
>>144411495
I'm not the mighty Kael'Thas.
Irregular reminder that Tychus is tier 1 in this double warrior meta and it's glorious.
Your soul shall be mine!
>>144411670
copper
>>144411731
> Diamond 1829 (Current MMR: 3026)
>>144411696
I greet you
In these thppreat you havenbe peen whisited by Orunce kalerthenes Himself, sunwell . Repost this in then 10 seconds , or you will never be whisited by Phrynce Kelthere sunwhaler again of kingdom Quelthelons
>3k mmr
>horrible winrate with tanks, literally 18% with ETC
Please help me improve my tank game before the new ranked launches
memes won, but thats what u get when u pick malfurion instead of a normal support and take johanna when there is muradin available
>>144412231
>tfw friends have more mmr than me
>they have only played with me
>tfw i've made diamonds while still in bronze
JUST
so is arthas the king of QM or something? I usually dont play that mode but wanted to finish some quests and he seems pretty strong in these random comps
>>144412092
t. Arthcuck
>tfw no servers for europe where you have to do an english test to get on the server
Requesting a pic where spurdo Kael'thas summons a spurdo phoenix saying "Behold de benis god Al'ar :DDDDDDD"
>tfw your cat stands in front of the minimap
>>144415343
L O N D O N
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>>144415079
That exists?
I need it.
>>144415343
You only had one job abathur, ONE JOB
Garrosh did nothing wrong by the way.
If you think otherwise you're a traitor and probably troll as well.
I can't wait until they add him into HotS so he can show Thrall who's the real Orc among them. I hope he'll be a powerful mellee warrior or maybe a specialist who brings down the True Horde© upon his enemies.
#JusticeForGarrosh
#OrcPrideWorldWide
>>144411696
>>144411910
E X T R A O R D I N A R Y
>>144416276
I would take Kilrogg instead, or the real WARCHIEF, TY
>tfw this meme tourney has more production value than the actual one
._.
everyone please add and report TheDragonnis#2427 every single day on EU. i just got a loss in my winstreak because of this retarded subhuman dogshit, right after a game of winning vs him.
reasons to get rid of him:
1. he has 800 games and tries to shotcal
2. his shotcalling is EXTREMELY BAD because
* he harasses teammates whenever he himself dies solo somewhere on the map
* he lacks knowledge of game mechanics
3. he said we need xp when we got on lvl 16 and our enemies on 17, nope u sdumb piece of shit, this was our time to fight and i was playing kaelthas
4. whenever we actually had to teamfight, he was doing pve somewhere on the map
5. died 3 times solo on bot lane early game
6. while 2 of our teammates were respawning, he went to take hard camp on bot lane as zagara. zeratul killed him, but i killed zera in return, that shouldnt have occured tho.
7. splits up when he tells team not to split up
8. uses devouring maw to escape getting ganked because the fucking watch tower is not enough to tell when enemies are coming top lane
9. some team fights doesnt even use devouring maw
10. when we had a chance to finish the game, when we killed 2 enemies, he just fucking died to falstads hammer and zeratul due to his inability to simply move away from enemy skillshots
also the kharazim who didnt land a single good palm helped quite a bit with our loss
i myself reported this piece of shit like 30 times already, actually took the time. now im gonna report him just as much using other reasons such as afk/non part.
>>144411495
>Also rip in piece leakbro.
what
>>144417350
calm down Kael
>>144416682
Apart form Gul'dan which other orcs would be nice to have in the game?
Off the top of my head I'd say:
Garrosh - Iconic and offers enough design possibilities thanks to WoW and Hearthstond
Ner'zhul - Could be an elemental shaman with some void stuff from WoD
Blackhand - big evil tanky Orc who's on fire
Grom - fast deadly Orc with demonic corruption
Kilrogg - kinda similar to Grom desu so I'm not sure yet what to do with him
Rend Blackhand on his dragon Gyth could be cool but I doubt we'll ever see him. There are also Kargath and Drek'thar but their niches are kinda taken already.
>>144416682
if they added Gul'dan, it'd be neat if he picked his trait at level 1 like Kharazim, except instead of supporting or DPS'ing better, he would act as a specialist while summoning a demon to be either a warrior (Mannoroth) or an assassin (Archimonde). D would switch between them and you would play the demon like a normal character while Gul'dan would have lots of long channeled team buffs and similar spells
>>144417651
>Kilrogg
>similar to Grom
blasphemy, Grom is a fucking pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfScVNF0AMs
>>144417651
B R O X I G A R T H E M A R Y S U E
>>144416682
>real WARCHIEF
Pretty sure we'll never see Orgrim.
>>144417618
Reddit made a thread about him. Blizzard will now know that there's a leaker. It's unlikely he will be posting anything now.
>tfw you are 3-4 levels ahead
>use immortal to push to core
>it dies pretty much without doing damage to core
>your team refuses to leave
>spend next 5 minutes fucking around near core but not actually damaging it
>just killing heroes and having ours die and come back
>only one level ahead by the time my team decides it's time to leave
Atleast we won but holy fuck people are so fucking clueless
>>144417972
>Reddit made a thread about him.
this is why we can't have nice things.
>>144417651
i already said in previous thread.
1. blackhand - warrior (tank) fire guy with iron horde tech maybe?
2. nerzhul - void mage.
3. garrosh - pure warrior (bruiser/tanky with dmg)
4. grom - melee ass with bloodlust, finishing blows
5. kilrogg - melee ass with ambush, vision and death mitigation
6. kargath - melee ass with focus on dmg intake, maybe give him an ability for a fake HP bar to fool his enemies or some shit, like he did in the arena in lords of war
7. teron gorefiend from wc2 - assassin/specialist/support
and here come the very unlikely ones, that i would put into hots cuz i like orcs the most and idc about other players, if i was blizzard
8. rend on gyth and his brother maim :D new micro hero
9. warlord zaela - spec with iron horde shit
10. nekros skullcrusher - spec with dragon shit
11. malkorok - true horde orcish law enforcement with grenades and shit
12. nazgrim - pure warrior v2
>>144417798
ur a retard, ur letting blizz's fans dictate u the fate of true orcs. if u dont go full headcanon mode then ur lost
>>144417350
You look bad, you should use the healing fountain
>>144417972
Thrall skin desu, and that's very sad (rip leakbro)
>>144418257
>Not including mary sue
>>144418409
Kilrogg is a true orc, Grom is a Warsong coward and probably half-draenei as well :-DDDD Legion and destruction not Iron Horde and conquest ok, praise Kil'jaeden
If you are rank 1 and you duo with rank 30s
kys
>be tank
>no support
>be support
>no tank
>be assassin or specialist
>no tank and support
love quick meme
>>144419474
just queue with a tank that has self-sustain famalam
>>144415859
No, that's why I'm requesting it
so arthas and KT both got cucked by a dragon right
>>144418257
>melee ass
>>144418508
I don't think he'd even work as a Thrall skin since he'd basically look like Thrall just bald. Also all those shaman abilties don't fit Orgrim at all.
>>144420776
Jaina doesn't fuck dragons...
>>144417798
So did Grom forgive Thrall for kinda killing his future alternate reality son?
>>144422820
no one knows. Everything that happens with Grom after the intro makes no fucking sense
>>144417798
Based Kilrogg
Prophet Velen when?
>>144423719
>Velen
>not Yrel
>>144424756
>Yrel
>not Tyrant Velhari
t. insect
>>144424756
>random Dranei from WoD
vs
>leader of the Dranei for over 25,000 years, who's arch nemesis is literally kiljaeden himself
baka senpai
>>144425125
>Twenty-five thousand years ago, the world of Argus was shaped into a paradise by the eredar race who called it home. Velen, who is known and respected for his immense wisdom, compassion and magical prowess, rose as a leader of Argus, alongside Archimonde and Kil'jaeden, with whom he formed a deep friendship and affection. He even saw both of them as "extensions of his soul", so deep was their friendship. Velen and Kil'jaeden were particularly close, loving and respecting each other as brothers. One day, the peace of the eredar was shattered. Sargeras, Destroyer of Worlds, had noticed the achievements of the eredar. Instead of destroying Argus, Sargeras appeared before the leaders of the eredar. Presenting himself as a benevolent entity, Sargeras offered to transform the eredar into an even more powerful race of beings, with the goal of unifying all the races of the universe. In return, they would serve Sargeras as his perfect spellcasters, spreading his universal union with every world they touched. Two of the eredar's triumvirate of leaders, Archimonde and Kil'jaeden, along with two-thirds of the eredar population, took the offer. Only one eredar leader realized the true horror of Sargeras' Burning Crusade: Velen.
how can one Dranei be so based?
>>144425312
>based
>standing around doing nothing for years
>>144426542
FUCK OFF ARCHIMONDE
Why the fuck am I losing so much MMR and gaining so little, surely I can't be in the "better" team every single time, this is ridiculous
>>144428835
you can check yourself whether you are or not, that probably is what's happening
>>144428835
You are probably in teams full of 2.5k rated people
>>144429004
I just checked, in most of the games we are the higher mmr, BUT I am the lowest one in my team but I lose the HIGHEST MMR, what the actual fuck is that? There are people with 800 MMR over me in my team when we lost, but they lost only 24 while I lost 54, how is this even possible?
>>144429342
the amount of mmr won/lost depends on how many games youve played
>>144429342
You lose/gain less when you have more games played because the system thinks you are where you belong
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
>>144429557
>>144429525
I only have 150 games, whereas some of my teammates have like 700 and much higher MMR, how the hell does that make sense?
>>144429751
They're better than you, so they won more of their early games. Or, they started out at your level and slowly improved over all their games. This is how MMR systems work.
>>144429884
Yes they are better than me and have higher mmr, so that means when they lose to people with 1k less than them, they should lose a kajilion and I shouldn't since I am much closer/at the the average game MMR. But it is the exact opposite
>>144430070
After that many games, the system is pretty sure they are where they belong, so their MMR drops less on losses. This cuts both ways, though, and if they beat someone who's 1k mmr above them they won't gain as much. Their mmr gain/loss is the "normal" rate, while yours is more akin to placement games. Over a long span of games, the amount you gain or lose per game has no effect whatsoever. Given you stay at the same skill level, your MMR will be about the same after 100 games whether you lose 10 or 500 mmr per loss.
>>144430070
your personal mmr doesnt affect how much you will win at all, its the teams mmr that is used
the reason you are losing more points is because you have fewer games played so the system is less "confident" about how accurate your mmr currently is
>>144430521
>>144430435
I think I understand now, thanks anons. Kinda sucks tho, I was 3400-3500 for the majority of the time, then I started playing with these 2 guys and my MMR tanked hard
>>144426542
>>144426872
He's actually going to do something in legionbetray the alliance and leave azeroth in his gay ass ship.
So, the proper solo meta tanks are Mura and Johanna, right? I know no tanks are in a bad place right now, but just to make sure.
>>144430725
That's fairly common. People who have experience with other mobas come in and stomp noobs that have no experience for a bunch of games, and they tend to get inflated mmr because of it. As you start getting people that know the game, though, your mmr will start to even out.
>>144430850
Mura and ETC are the meta solo tanks. Johanna is often the third choice, but tends to be on a slightly lower tier than the other two. Anub and Arthas have been popping up a lot recently, but I'm not convinced they're the greatest solo tanks in the same situations as Mura and ETC.
>>144430925
Yeah thats what happened, I've been playing dota for around 8 years and I've been stomping the kids in this game non stop
>no Warlord Zaela
>no Siegemaster Mar'tak
>no Azuka Bladefury
>no Warsong Commander
>if they ever add an orc lady, it'll be Aggra or Draka instead of someone cool
kill me
>>144431540
>warsong commander's trait
>minions around you deal 1% more damage
>>144430850
>no tanks are in a bad place right now
Hello I am made out of paper, have no defensive capabilities worth mentioning and half the meta kites me to death
>>144431662
YOUR SOUL SHALL SUFFER!
>>144431887
I greet you
>>144431706
rip one true king
>>144431887
I greet you.
>>144430850
Muradin = ETC > Johana = Stiches > Everyone Else
>>144433235
but muh sonya? she's pretty hot, my dream is to be handled by a big muscle woman, and I always take her leap talent to hear her screaming AUUUUUU:^)
>92 point game
>blizz matchmaking
>>144433528
Sonya is the best bruiser, not a solo tank though.
>2 wins away from rank 1
>it's the weekend
Guess I'll wait two days before playing HL again
>>144433528
Sonya is not really a tank but a bruiser. She's definitely top tier bruiser though and she's Queen of shrines.
WHY WHY WHY DO I KEEP GETTING TYRANDE SOLO SUPP ON MY TEAM AGAINST A BUNCH OF DIVE/NUKE HEROES
STOP IT
STOP RUINING MY GAMES
>>144431662
There are no memes here.
This is a dead serious general.
Mostly dead though.
>>144434867
I predict Legion launch to kill this thread off for good
>>144434095
because solo supp starfall tyrande is a trendy pick right now
>>144431540
itll be garona
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN PEOPLE PICK BLINDS TO COUNTER TYCHUS
>>144431051
Arthas can tank no better than Sonya
Dont know about Anub
>>144433652
post weekend stories
>slowly climbing out of bronze
>some valla on our team is garbage
>she starts BMing me because she made some dumbass play
>starts going off in allied chat about how all her calls are right, she's carrying us, and everyone else is bad
>she has literally died 8 times at this point
>tell her "die more valla"
>she says "I'm dying because I don't have any backup"
>??????
>she whispers me after the game that she carried us
>check her profile: ~250 games played, 2-8 over last 10 games
what is there even to be said
>>144436661
Whats wrong with it? Most of his damage comes from autoattacks
>tfw you are top siege and hero damage and xp gained as abathur
I wish I had a useful team sometimes
>smurf placements
>primarily playing Xul and just shoving lanes in because the Bronze just can't cope
>first pick hovering Zagara
>some guy in draft starts freaking out about double specialist and how we don't need two laners and we should get an "assassin damage like kerrigan"
>rank 30 or so
my this is quite the experience
>>144436935
Wasn't there a bug, or maybe its intended, that you can't blind his (tank shredding) trait damage, because it counts as an ability?
>>144433652
What's the issue, exactly? Aren't you the only constant, and shouldn't queuing when more bad people are on theoretically be better for you
>>144437607
Tell me about it
>first on hero damage
>95% kill participation
>0 deaths
>first on xp gained
as fucking anub'arak
>>144438586
>get a good team
>still top everything
Abathur stronk
Senpaitachi I fucking love sonya, auuuuuuh
tbqh I can't wait for unranked draft. I'm a new player, and QM is too suffering especially whan it's 4 ass 1 bruis vs a normal team comp
>Friends love to play this game and I also enjoy it as well
>tfw have a 970 and i7
>during game get 20-25 FPS during lane and during team fights get 5-7 FPS On everything Low
What in the fuck is going on? How the fuck am I ever going to play Ranked with this kind of fucking FPS Let alone just fucking quick match
>>144441839
It is time to upgrade your toaster
>>144442142
To fucking what I ask thou? Shouldn't a fucking 97o and a fucking i-7 be able to run this shit. Actually just tell me this shit you people on this general what are yalls frames like on what kind of rigs? Like you what do you have and what's your frames like?
>>144441839
I have a gtx 550 and a g3240 iirc. Absolutely no lag on lowest settings. I'm using wine tho, don't know if it matters
>>144441437
current QM is just completely retarded
I don't know why blizz ignored every other game on the market in this genre - they all have a "mess around unranked" mode and they all share the same, all pick type hero selection. there's no reason why QM is this random shit instead of all pick; those who just want to play THEIR hero and ignore everyone else could still do that, but those who would rather build around a team could do that too
>>144441839
Also have a 970 with i7, runs just fine
I dont display fps but I'm guessing 60-80 or so
I heard since this runs of the stupid starcraft engine, if you lag your fps also drops since this shit is tied together or something
>when the ragdoll flies off the side or goes through a hole in sky temple
hnnng, i just wish my computer was good enough to have them enabled
>>144442574
>when you kill an Abathur and he "ragdolls" by slumping forward like a tired toddler
>don't worry, that'll get nerfed
>she gets buffed instead
>is actually viable now
wew
>>144441214
Local anon goes auuuuuuh
>>144441839
I don't know any specifics, but it is something I've seen come up quite a bit; people having issues with this particular game with certain cards.
Just found this, may be of use: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mi2uf/for_those_with_gtx_970980_cards_and_other/
>>144443061
Yeah, I've usually seen them just flop backwards. Sucks playing on a toaster where they just disappear after having seen ragdolls.
Can't wake up
>>144443284
I find ragdolls distracting tbqh
>>144443543
forced 50% is real
SONYA
>>144443582
Mm, I find they distract me from all the little things I need to pay attention to, especially when laning.
>>144443123
She is a bit of a weird one, with the potential to 100-0 a lot of squishies from nearly off-screen.
>>144443543
>>144443745
I didn't used to believe it, but had a 60/40 split at one point, then had a loss streak until I had a perfect 50/50 before I won again.
>somebody hovers nova
>guy bans her
>afks
or
>guy in charge of banning lets kael'thas through after banning Tychus
>instalocks Murky
>never so much as gets a fort
and
>second pick duoqueue picks jaina/lunara into first pick greymane on battlefield and both die about 12 times before saying they can't carry and to just afk
>>144443897
>tfw Sonya used to be /Hotsg/'s main waifu last summer
I tried to carry but I just can't
>>144444697
did you think you had a chance to win with those comps?
>Mannoroth never
>Kilrogg never
>Tyrant Velhari never
>Socrethar never
>Shadow Lord Iskar never
no wonder this game is so dead
>>144445357
Wonder if/when we'll be getting a spider hero.
Or a Draenei/troll, now that we finally have a gnome. Sort of.
>>144444697
Good grief how did you actually manage to kill Cho'gall
>NA tournament monk palms himself
its just like bronze games where nobody knows how to play bald man of healing punches
how do people even make this guy work as a solo support seems like it'd be a struggle, especially with attack speed slows/blinds
is this tournament using a laughbox....?
>only 30 IP
i'm honestly sad about this, we used to do all-hotsg custom games and now there are 25 max ppl in a good day
>>144445702
Aren't trolls like the least popular race in WoW?
But the hots team likes WC3 so it's likely we'll see a shadowhunter.
>>144446306
Currently I think the least popular races for Horde are Pandaren, Goblin and then Troll.
Maybe Pandaren doesn't really count because of how they can be on either faction, but whatever. Wouldn't mind seeing another one, but we'll probably get Zul'jin or another Troll first.
>still nothing to suggest arachnid is even in the works :-(
>>144446063
Isn't there a live audience?
>>144446306
all of his moveset is already handed out though
>>144445702
>Good grief how did you actually manage to kill Cho'gall
Klled everyone else first and then gangbanged him or caught him alone. Most of the time he got away tho
>>144447456
Ah, 'gotcha. Friend was really excited to see a 2-player character in a moba and ended up playing a bunch of games with him. Surprised by how mobile and slippery they decided to make him.
>that infinite poke against the supportless wasteland that is QM
>even tried a trioqueue with autismathur friend to cancer it up even more with mines in supportless matches
>get curse
>decide to take boss
>allows other team to take theirs
>>144446306
Yeah trolls are kind of shit, the playable race of trolls is literally the worst trolls
>>144448432
>tfw darkspear trolls were considered strongest troll tribe when Vol'jin was warchief
do they intentionally choose the fattest member to interview?
how do i stop it
Good night /Hotsg/. <3
Make sure the thread's still there tomorrow!
>>144412231
If your team is weak to dive, peel for your backline
Try to prioritize your CC on whoever's giving your team the most trouble, not necessarily the squishiest enemy
above all else, know when to drop back to your backline to receive heals or escape danger (usually around 1/3 health)
>ETC
groupies build is very helpful for 2/3 melee hero comps
>3 HL games in a row get a silenced player
>All 3 insta lock in niche picks
>First game first picks Azmodan
>Stays bot most of the game on Cursed Hollow constantly getting ganked
>2nd game insta locks in Murky against Li Ming
>3rd game Abathur
>Goes hybrid hat build but doesnt hat anyone but minions
>Doesnt body soak during objective
>Doesnt take any mine talents
Why are silenced players such shitcunts?
>get towers of doom FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW
>every single time my team refuses to actually fight for the shrines and just sit in the lane doing nothing
are these bots or fucking what
why do i have to deal with this shit
Why the fuck is Gazlowe so awful?
>>144410978
They buffed him that hard?
>>144453687
he pays Blizzard off to keep him UP so he can sit around in the Nexus banking fat stacks instead of fighting
>>144453687
Did the reworks really not do anything for him?
Surprised you guys aren't talking about the dumbass Reddit thread about our leakbro more. How fucking dumb do you have to be to make a gigantic thread about him on the one forum we know for a fact HotS devs are ALL over?
>>144454493
They need to give the death laser much more damage. The payoff for charging for the full duration (almost an impossibility in a teamfight situation, unless you happen to be in the back, in which case that one death laser will be your only contribution to the fight) is nowhere near enough.
anub first ban boys
>first ban on Anub'arak
Kinky.
>>144453687
>>144454493
Sort of this, I think, in addition to lack of self-sustain while being fairly susceptible to poke, and just general unimpactfulness outside his Ult/Stun combo.
Sort of disappointed by the rework, especially since it was talked about for so long.
Does anybody here play him at a reasonable MMR? Little bronzie here just wondering if there's a way to go about playing him without being abused, or just dead weight to my team. Just find him to be a lot of funnnn.
tranny or really ugly woman?
Why do you still lose rank if someone disconnects on the loading screen and is never in the game?
I've heard of forced 50 but making up players that don't exist is a little extreme.
>Azmodan picked
Yessss.
>>144457872
The former.
>>144457872
Has anyone ever played against a team in ranked where they had an ai the whole time or an afk. I'm not talking about raging after level 10 I'm talking from the start.
I never believed forced 50, but I've never gone against an afk like that in 100s of games.
He killed the golden goose for upboats, fucking cancer.
>>144460408
just get a bunch of people to post fake spoilers to throw them off his trailoh wait everyone already does that :^)
>>144460408
as usual, fucking reddit
>>144460408
Yeah, was a little disappointed to see that put up after all this time.
>>144459940
Mhm, but I've also played against teams who had more than a single bot. Theoretically this should always work out in your favor, because the other team is more likely to have a bot.
Still, I definitely think it's dumb if somebody disconnects after draft and is never actually in the game and their teammates are forced to sit through 15-20 minutes of pointlessness just to lose full points.
>>144433235
Oh neat, so I can go Stitches in HL? I thought Stitches was pretty not great.
So, Mura-ETC normally, Joh if they are AAers, Stitches if they are magey-squishy, Chen if they have no stuns?
Sonya, Arthas, Artanis when we are doing two bruisers?
>>144444679
Only because of dick meme jokes.
>>144455838
I once played against a gazlowe in QM that ignored all teamfights and objectives, and instead cleared ALL of the merc camps. At first I thought that was a good thing, but we lost, hard. Turns out constant lane pressure in all the lanes is just as good as the objective :/
>>144454029
This is my favorite headcanon.
Sad about the rework, but he's still fun.
Is Arthas Sonya-tier now? He's still not tanky enough to solo warr, but he can dish out some serious burst and his deathcoil can heal for 500-1000 hp per shot
>>144463312
Eh, it isn't something to be underestimated, especially when you know they aren't able to contest it, and/or if it's a shaman camp on the Diablo maps.
Had a shaman camp get a fort and the keep front wall before dying, whereas the Immortal we got didn't even finish off the fort.
>timings
The other thing, a lot of time people just seem to capture camps willy-nilly, and they never get anything done if they can be contested. Constant "lane pressure" isn't a thing unless the enemy is lacking in waveclear.
But yeah, the laning Gazlowe. Sort of like the never-leaves-lane Sylvanas, always-siege-mode Hammer, etc. Thankfully you shouldn't bump into these people for too long. Hopefully.
>>144460408
How gigantic of a sack of shit must you be to rat on somebody who just wants to pique interest in people, just for fucking attention/upvotes?
I hope you're reading this, you stupid little cunt. Fuck yourself.
>Chromie and Misha locked in
Whew, glad I tuned in.
>TNC pick Chromie in battlefield of eternity
AAAY LMAO
>>144464283
>How gigantic of a sack of shit must you be to rat on somebody who just wants to pique interest in people, just for fucking attention/upvotes?
He makes threads on reddit so there you go
jesus this chromie player is terrible
>>144464745
extraordinary
>>144464819
>jesus chromie is terrible
fix'd
>>144464906
Ha you though I was going to let everyone see my failure? Not today :^)
Guys my dick is undecided between johanna and sonya.... who would peg me harder????
>>144465116
>bronze talon over piercing bolt
he is literally a bronze lord.
>>144465319
Sonya obviously, Jojo looks tough but has a clear feminine side
>>144465454
what if I told her I have a demon inside?
>>144465319
Sonya would definitely ravage you harder. Johanna would still dom you, but not the same way.
>>144465339
Bronze talon is the only guaranteed damage she has, plus it helps out on the immortal. I don't know why they would pick her on this map since she barely helps with the objective, and they have such shitty wave clear with a chromie, tyrande etc and uther, but bronze talon isn't wrong here.
>>144465339
Not to mention this is literally Chromie's worst map, so no matter how good she is now she is instantly a gimp for the team because she can't do the objective.
>>144465497
she would probably slap your face with that huge tower shield, i would tell her my semen must be clenased... by her holy tongue
>>144465714
Well he's just proving how retarded he is.
>>144465723
Yeah a bad player picked a bad hero in the worst map you can imagine.
>>144465775
damn... wish there was smut of johanna. She looks so zealous.... >_<
>chromie on this map
>playing like shit too
fuck, my little gnomefu having her name slandered rn
The team that picked chromie couldn't 4v5 c9 how unexpected
>>144466601
>retard comp
>worst map for chromie
>retard talents
lmao @ their lives
Rexxar was amazing as fuck
>>144466727
She had no chance against this comp, only li-ming as squishy and this fuck-huge open map with no help on the obj. Chromie can shine and absolutely wrecks against certain comps and NOT on this map, fuck the player who picked her.
Final night of the evening boys, get hype.
>>144466874
Yeah is like if you're going to pick her it must be for towers of doom or cursed hollow but in fucking battle field of eternity? When Misha is going to block your fucking Q? And he didn't pick piercing bolt.
damn tracer has such a dumb voice, I'd really like to ravage her till she becomes mute.
>>144467230
>excited cute girly type
>pretty qt/10
>chav speak
literally ruined
Link to whatever tournament you guys are watching?
what abilities would mr. badass have in hots?
>>144467849
wtf did he kill baine too?!?!?
>>144464819
>>144466601
Meanwhile muh Bear is wrecking face, I'm pleased
>>144467886
that's cairne
>brainpower cucking the shit out of c9
wew lad
wc3 russian names
gazlowe = GAZUL
nazgrel = NAZGARD
chen = raivo
>>144468175
>tranny power beating clown 9
i doubt it
that is one ugly dude
>first pick Illidan
>then don't pick any Illidan support
Just throw my game up
>>144467849
>tfw instead of adding a hero with Mortal Strike, they just gutted all the healers
>all those bans because someone dared to make fun of a dude in a dress
lmao
these people
>>144468265
tranny power is winning so far
>>144467849
D - activate to armor up XD. passively gives hp and dmg from takedowns and deaths of allies
Q - charge xd kinda like muradin hammer except ur the hammer XDDD :)) and deals DMG! because its garrosh. push opponent back...... reactivate q to pull opponent :D
W - shout buff allies demoralize enemies? :D
E - mortal strike
R1 yshaarj cthulhu :)) - passively does some shit, on activation gives new abilities like tychus odin :D
R2 IDK LOl :DD makgora?
Wow brain power destroyed C9
>losing to mental illness
>>144469681
the power of diversity bro
>>144467849
Q - Heh, Greetings
W - Tip Fedora
E - Burn Rope
D - Armor Up
R1 - le balanced 1 mana hard removal
R2 - Tank Up
>anub is a hot commodity
What's going on?
KINKY
>>144467849
Considering other keynote Warrior class abilities like Avatar and Whirlwind/Bladestorm are already taken, he'd get something like Ravager and Mortal Strike for an Ult.
He'd get a charge and a Shockwave type attack, too. And a ranged attack, like a Heroic Throw with a talent to add a slow to it.
>C9 after losing to Neventic now is getting destroyed by a dude in a dress
rip in pieces
>let your enemy take kael
>pick anub
>not throwing
Did c9 get paid to lose?
>>144470197
>4 melee vs Kael
>>144470397
Probably.
>tranny playing the long haired male character
How fitting
>>144470397
NA teams after being on top fall apart after they lose like once, that's just how it is. They can't cope with loss.
this is so retarded
the throw is so fucking obvious
When is it better to go mine build or locust build on aba?
>>144471219
>objective is at fixed locations with limited paths to and from it that can be line with traps
mines
>the objective forces teams off the lanes and into jungle
locusts
we not dead anymore boys!
I got the sickest combo you guys.
>>144471219
just copy the most popular builds from high ranks at hotslogs
>>144471473
wow a major tournament gets almost half as much as a streamer on an average night from a popular game
Did Murky just pick Assault Egg? wtf
>>144471473
>biggest tournament of the season
>about 10% of a random Overwatch streamer's audience
KEK
>>144471219
mine and locust talents don't compete...
Why does thrall have such a high winrate when he's a kinda shitty hero?
What's his secret?
>>144471897
>thrall
>bad
rank 40?
BASED C9 BEATING TRANNIES
>>144471897
>he's a kinda shitty hero
die from cancer
>tournament games aren't scripted
>people think Cloud9 is reclining
They were just trying to make it interesting for the audience. Going in as losers gives them the underdog status despite them being the official best team in the world from Blizzcon. Brilliant move by them.
>>144471897
>thrall
>shitty hero
How on earth did you come to that?
>>144471219
In general, bigger maps with locusts, small maps with mines
>>144472264
>they dont drag """""her"""" on stage and run a train on """""""""""""""""""""""""""her"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Serious question here. I like men that actually look like women but am completely disgusted by men in a dress like Faye. Am I transphobic?
im interested why u all faggots talk shit about faye yet ur the ones who want zarya in hots, u like johanna and so on.
https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4ml847/i_just_want_faye_to_know_that_some_of_us/
rofl
>>144472525
no you're just a normal, sane man.
>>144472587
johanna and zarya are women. that thing isnt.
>>144472832
cyka
>>144472363
He tried to play Thrall, but was too much of a scrub to win with him.
>>144472832
no matter what your dumb headcanon is, Zarya has pusi.
>>144472587
>u
>ur
>no capitalization
>plebbit link
You need to be 18 to post on this website.
>hots
>dudes in dresses
cya faggots
>>144473265
am i not pretty enough for you shitlord? at least the gentlemen of reddit love me
>try to sylvanas cheese
>get doublekilled
I've got your nooose.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TRANNIES AND TALK ABOUT KILROGG INSTEAD
>be Johanna
>not use your trait to break out of roots before you take ten gorillions of damage
>>144473525
BIG
>>144473525
>talk about niggers instead of trannies
not much of an upgrade
Pls no bully, but I've been thinking of transferring from LoL to HOTS.
How is the Ranked?
>>144473727
you're the nigger
>brain power
>have a mentally stunted shitter on their team
Oh the irony
>>144473525
its a shame that it has turned to this. if world war 3 ever occurs i have taken it to myself to take over blizzard entertainment, rid it of all faggotry and reshape the games, that is if i will be survivor of the future's nuclear holocaust. i will put emphasis on the WAR in warcraft, there will be a lot more medieval genocidal badass characters like arthas
and i can guarantee you 100% that if i survive WW3, the esports of the future will be open only to athletic and good looking ppl
lgbt creatures will be sent to death camps
>>144473443
Is it a dude or a tranny?
I keep getting banned in twitch or saying its a fag
>>144473802
But Zarya is athletic and good looking...
