>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
>rags
I'm still the best player in the world
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
first for HOTD
Why are there so many memes today
Nth for HELM OF THE DOMINATOR
>Basher on Weaver
don't doubt sumail...
>>144410261
>actually using aghs rfo on sf
>manta naix
is fnatic objectively the best SEA team?
>>144410261
FUCKING DELETE THIS ASAP
or all the pedos playing LoL will swarm our thread
>>144410320
someone shop the brendan fraser hair and shit on this pls
>don't watch anime
>like anime
>like anime girls
>like anime girls more than 3d girls
>have never actually watched any anime other than 4kids stuff like pokemon or dragon ball z
Am I /d2g/?
absolute poetry
>Bounty hunter is on the other team
>A teamfight goes badly
>All 4 of my teammates buy a bunch of detection and start hanging out near a tower together, hoping BH just pops by solo to suicide into them
>I'm forced to play alone vs. the rest of his team
wat do guys :(
rofl why did i bet on these shitty westerners losing to fucking aghs sf wtfwtnwgjabbgu
who is worse - balda or aui?
CHANNELING MY ENERGY TO MVP
>KOREA #1
>KOREA #1
>KOREA #1
does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.
When are the good teams playing?
>>144410412
nah just a normie trying to fit in baka
>CURRY-AHH
>CURRY-AHH
>CURRY-AHH
>CURRY-AHH
>CURRY-AHH
>CURRY-AHH
>>144410473
right now
So why do people think Weaver is sugoi? He's literally "le fast bug snib snab Xd"
He doesn't do anything?!
>>144410545
haha
THE STORY OF ARTOUR "RTZ" BABAEV:
Join EG -> 3rd place TI, buys Midas and tries tolo solo Rosh while they lose base
Leave EG -> Join Secret, EG wins DAC and TI, Secret gets 8th at TI
Leave Secret -> Join EG, Secret wins Major, EG 3rd or some shit.
Leave EG -> Join Secret, LOSE EVERYTHING
Can you fucking explain it to me, why is this fucking retard wanted by any team?
>>144410560
NANI?
>>144410545
haha good joke dear ppd poster!
>>144410636
he still made bank lol dont even matter
>>144410545
You have to win to be good anon.
>>144410636
will he be on EG, Secret, orno teamwhen TI6 happens?
>Mushit
>>144410702
he will be in the open qualifiers
>>144410702
Secret has to keep him unless they want to go through open qualifiers.
What a fucking memer.
>>144410702
if secret get 13-16 this major they are gonna change their team because they wont get an invite
>FNATIC bans shadow demon
>Alliance about to lose the game
What do we learn from this?
>>144410438
>arteezy in the dark, sumail in the light
wow really makes you think huh
>>144410773
Swedecucks are bad as usual?
>>144410773
that you have a serious case of confirmation bias?
>>144410791
>wow really makes you think huh
how long until hirohito wordfilters this, and what will it be
bulba tho
>>144410751
>because they wont get an invite
>win majors, dont get invite
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THIS RETARD
OH WOW
Is the HELLA poster here? Did you just play Pudge with a DK, Lion, WD PA on your team?
>>144410876
CHOTTO MATTE
>BULBA ENGAGING THROW MODE
Guess the hero.
>>144410916
Nah I barely play Dota.
>1 - 7
>down a tower
>even in farm
dotards?
>>144410751
Nigga Secret are 120% guaranteed to get invite just because 3/5 of their players were in Secret when they won a major and because Universe is last year's champion.
Fucking idiots I swear
>>144410412
Most anime is shit but anime girls are truly the cutest.
hey anon
you got a teAm?
>>144410913
A win in major only carries over till the next major. It's basically a single use ticket.
>>144410935
bulldog weaver
>>144410935
medusa
>>144411001
Fumizuki kai ni fucking when?
Idk what they did with magic immunity in this custom now, its really weird..
>>144411034
Yeah but the fucking The International invite always has referred to team's performance in the past year.
Secret will get invited to TI no matter if they suck now, sorry sonny.
>bulba dying to neuts + lich ult
BASED ALBERT THE CHEMIST
>tfw attracted to guys
>tfw attracted toanime girls
KOREAAAAAAA
the fuck is with bulldog's weaver build
>bulldog afk's in the middle of a teamfight
>>144411008hey hey, you wanna buy a funnel cake?
>>144411008
Yeah I got a team f a mBUT U WILL NOT RUIN IT
>>144411132
overdosed on memes
>>144411091
>SECRET KEK FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
Major =/= TI
TI champs are automatically invited since they are the defending champs unlike Major champions they have nothing to defend.
>>144411034
Youre a complete idiot.
Win a major -> get TI invite 120%
>>144411091
the last time i checked, it's EG who won the TI last year not shitrekt.
>>144410976
>7-1
we really need Pain Gaming at a Valve event
>Hurricane pike
I don't like this meme
>>144411091
>win major
>change 2 people
>get literally nothing but last places
>get TI invite
valve will be retarded if they do that
the fuck is this cyberpunk centaur set
>>144411184
Look, it reads performance in the last year.
>>144411221
Yeah and Universe was in EG when they won it you dumbfuck, he'll get TI invite when he is part of Secret. He joined a Major winning team that has had a good performance over the last year.
>>144411221
i know they so fking shit now
but they still got 1st place in shanghai major
>>144411305
>KuruKy
gg Gaben
>>144411190
Nope , If you finish every tournament you play you will not get an invite even if you are the former Major champ. OG almost didn't get an invite this Major too.
>Sweden loses to Muslims
>aghs sf winning
Is S-allah back?
Will storm finally be picked this tournament?
>these itembuilds
has Icefrogs memes gone too far?
>>144411354
>thinking volvo has quality control
I love the sf aghs desu
Prepare to see aghs sf more often in your local pubs after this major
>>144411363
>OG almost didn't get an invite this Major too.
Source: my ass
Or I suppose your father works at valve.
>>144411363
It doesn't fucking matter even if they won a Major you cuck , TI is a different matter since you're basically the reigning champs and you hold the Aegis .
All they had to do was hit the fucking sf
why the fuck didn they pick something like clock for bulldog
weaver was literally useless
Idk what they did with magic immunity in this custom now, its really weird.. True damage doesnt work somewhat on them as it did before and i couldnt get a ruby tower for my volcano ;_;
>>144411363
HAHAHA NIGGA
FUCKING NAVI GOT INVITED BECAUSE THEY WERE SECOND IN STARLADDER INVITATIONAL
OG had invitation 100% secured by winning major and sticking together.
Fucking idiots in here
>>144410935
huskar obvious ez pz
>>144410468
Seconding this
>dat SF mushi build
it's so gimmicky.I Iove it
>swedes are losing against local riceniggers
>>144411525
From Malaysia. An islamic country. No surprise. Swedes are cucks.
>>144411493
Is Na'Vi top 16 team? Sure
Are they top 8? FUck no
The reason OG ,Alliance , NaVi Empire etc etc got invited is because Valve increased the fucking invite count dumbfuck.
>>144411525
it's in the script, a local team need to advance to the winners bracket
did you see alliance pics and think they were playing seriously?
LMAO
Is Manila or the Philippines in general worth visiting as a tourist?
>ignore sumail
>win
>aui ults
>lmao lets just sit over here guys its gonna be fine
WHITE PIG GO HOME
>aui lycan
>EG
Hahahahahahaha. RTC singlehandedly returning the Dota2 dominance to the Chinks.
>koreans always go after aui(lycan) first
>they're craving doggie meat right now
you can't make this shit up
>sumail attempts to play timber after seeing miracle
>fails
>>144411648
wait i tot manila is pinoy country?
>mfw i pick the butcherer
>Win ONE game
>Get tipped by all 4 players and commended by 3 of them for calling shots
>Proceed to get FOUR games in a row with nothing but retards building shit such as:
>shadowblade orchid tiny, shadowblade orchid axe, hood of defiance first AM, vanguard first axe, 'necrophos supports' rushing dagon 5 with brown boots while buying zero wards, medusa rushing linkens spheres, enigma rushing midas.
nice fucking behaviour score meme.
how are you even supposed to climb?
cause 'improving' and 'positivity' aren't the answers it'd seem.
>eg
I don't even want to make fun of them anymore
This is just pathetic
>>144411649
only if you're a pedo or into ladyboystheir country is literally getting BLEACHED because so many whites come, fuck their women without a condom and then leave
>>144411649
I guess you could go to that other country nearby in that area with so many ladybois for a similar price
so no
>>144411649
>visit philippines
>cops sneak bulllets into your luggage to extort you
I'd wait until Duterte purges the whole country
>>144411634
>empire invited
at least try to not sound retarded
USA USA USA
EVEN THE PINOYS PUT UP A BIGGER FIGHT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>NA DOTA
M V P
V
P
>THREE
>OUT
>OF
>THREE
>AMERICAN
>TEAMS
>IN
>THE
>LOWER
>BRACKET
>>144411634
>Empire invited.
lol.
>OG
Got invite because they had a Major win and previous performance to back them up. They didn't invite fucking Ad Finem instead of OG and there's a reason for that moron
>>144411782
GRANDGRANT ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>144411714
fuck off playerfag
GUYS
WHAT IF EG HAD ARTEEZY AND UNIVERSE INSTEAD OF AUI AND BULBA
>sumail buying stupid items and playing like retard
>aui super underfarmed and playing like retard
>ppd unable to use grave
>bulba suiciding like a retard
is eg even a tier 1 team anymore?
>play alch
>get 5 bounty runes in a row
>win game despite starting 1 - 7
POST PPD'S
>>144411763
OH BOOHOO I GOT ONE TEAM WRONG
You still haven't refuted my point faggot.
Good job embarrasing yourself.
L M A O
M
A
O
>THERE IS JUST NO HOPE FOR EG
- LD, our only jew and our most based ally
Which team are the patriotic Americans supporting now that EG sucks?
>eg shitting up lycan win rate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT TOUCH HIM AMERITURDS
>>144411704
Sumail was actually playing really good but AUI and bulba were too heavy to carry
>>144411828
After they picked up Bulba again strictly no
i love ppds >Good game
its like I can feel the salt
>>144411824
They did for the previous major and they were still shit
>>144411846
What fucking point? Holy cock suck you have no point! They didn't invite any random team, they invited a fucking Major winner that had achieved good succcess also in other tournaments prior to Manila.
lets go alliance!
>>144411801
>Valve
>Looking at performance
Yeah sure that's why Newbee fucking went to the qualifiers even when they were destroying every chink team for months
>>144411879
comple--
sec----
DIGITAL
CHAOS
Bets on the new NA rosters after this tournament?
>>144411956
>ush
name i havent heard in a while
Reminder that every proud American is switching to overwatch now that this game is dead beyond belief.
>>144411953
Yeah because the exception, extreme case, proves something?
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S
>>144411923
go where?
>>144411919
>Good success
They fucking placed last every other tournament they fucking played after frankfurt retard ,
>>144411956
USA
USA
USA
What is he thinking?
>>144412004
go to the lower bracket anon, where else :3
>EG GOT SHITSTOMPED BY A TEAM THAT ALMOST LOST TO PEENOISE
>>144411846
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/OG/Results
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Team_Secret/Results
>>144412052
fark me i love some chink doter
>>144411995
>Overwatch
Fuck off. Overwatch iskinda funto play but it is absolutely a fucking shitshow to spectate.
>>144412002
It also applies to your logic no? I guess we wouldn't know until secret place last
>EG THINKS THEY CAN BEAT OUR GOOKS
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>144412052
Chinese doter mmmm Newbee
>>144412020
Six (6) top 3 placings post-Frankfurt.
Fucking moron.
I haven't played/watched dota since the last major
What have I missed?
>>144411983
oh god this image is perfect
>>144412052
little chink penises he'll blow at the after party
Blizzard games are so utterly bad nowadays that blizzdrones spend all their time shilling instead of playing
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>144412134
What? Nigga, Na'Vi got a fucking invite to TI4 despite sucking ass with a massive scale prior to it. They couldn't even get into most tournaments they applied to, they had there top 3 placings and WERE INVITED.
>>144412215
Wrong thread nigger, noone cares.
>>144412215
I wonder what DotA2 would have been like if Blizzard had agreed to work with IceFrog
>>144412234
They had 3 top 3 tournament placings* prior to TI4 and whole lot of failed qualifiers.
>>144412152
Also whoops that's FIVE (5).
>>144412234
>Nigga, Na'Vi got a fucking invite to TI4 despite sucking ass with a massive scale prior to it.
Beeing in the final three years in a row prior to TI4 guaranteed them an ivnite, even if they lost every single game that year.
>>144412234
As I said , it's because there's so much invites sent out that former top teams would get invited.
Am I the only one that enjoys the fact that a meta has finally been created where no one is dominant? Every team has had a chance to win and lose, no one is really above everyone else like in previous iterations, every team actually has a chance, it's pretty cool.
>>144412290
Absolute shitshow in terms of balance.
Casualized.
Attempt to meme it in Korea.
>>144412290
"PAY 10 TO UNLOCK THIS AWESOME NEW HERO"
"Free" DLC that included microtransactions
Please, no. I'm thankful it was Valve
>>144412215
"O-our game is better because it's paid!" and they refuse to present any arguments as to why the game is actually good.
>>144412335
>implying team secret has a chance
>>144412234
They were finalist 3 years in a row
>>144412234
?
after ti3 ended navi and alliance played like 5 lan finals straight between themsevles and navi won all of them
are you suggesting that the invites are based on like 2 months before the ti happens?
becuase no they arent, and navi won plenty after ti3
>>144412318
>Beeing in the final three years in a row prior to TI4 guaranteed them an ivnite
Oh wos so suddenly Valve gauges the performance of the past year? When couple posts ago they didn't?
>>144412331
>, it's because there's so much invites sent out that former top teams would get invited.
So much? People generally say there are too few invites to TI, that's why the qualifier count was increased last year.
allaince already lost sorry
>>144412335
You say this. But as soon as people realize that EU/NA teams stand 0 chance vs the eastern teams, people are going to say this is a shit patch.
>>144412394
the timing on this would've been before microtransactions. it'd be a $60 game you buy to have everything.
They'd still be struggling to implement hats though, just like they still are with SC2
>rubick again
it's over
alliance lost the series
time to watch mvp
>>144412052
get ye gone
>>144412421
OH wow and we arrive to my point that Secret will get invited because they've had a good success in the last year and I didn't even need to say it since you came out with it.
>>144412424
Didn't I repeatedly said that TI is an exception? You can be like 2015 Newbee and still get invited since you're the former champ
slark against rubick, dazzle, slardar : Fnatic won 200%
>>144412454
Exactly, the same fuckers who said ti4 was a shit meta. ti4 group stages were amazing, just because of the last series they say that patch sucked.
>They left Slark to Fnatic
Alright, Alliance is really fucking shitting the bed here
how can i watch the HOTD meme magic? I missed it
4k shitter here.
I played 2 games today
5 cores - including 30 minut radiance omni
40 min blink tinker mid
2nd game timber with 1 point in armor that got shitrekted after he stole my lane by naix and tusk
i was jungling axe but started feeding right after i saw pudge being afk mid while storm free farming and ganking every time he gets a rune.
>>144412454
Newbee is literally the only proven chink team, even wings choked this tournament
>>144412505
i dont know whats your point because i ddint follow your retasrded discussion
i just read your totally retarded pots and corrected you
retard
What if every dota team consisted of at least one australian
>>144412506
Because Na'Vi. my example of team playing like shit PRIOR to TI, was a champion in 2013 or 2014?
DUDE LMAO NICE INFORMATION YOU GOT THERE.
It just all means that Valve takes into account the performance of the past year.
>>144412589
>NP picks after bat and laserbird
Name a hero more forgotten than Troll Warlord
>>144412597
Adelaide?
how many shekels do i have to cough up for the goypendium lightning river water?
>>144412570
BLOGSHITTING DURING ESPORTS ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>144412454
>EU/NA teams stand 0 chance vs the eastern teams
have you watched any tournaments this patch or what
>>144411762
>check out his wikipedia page
>he manages to turn his shithole of a city into a utopia by going hard against scum
>human rights groups and the UN are against this
The West is a fucking joke. "Protect the criminals instead of the innocents." God bless Duterte.
>shadow demon banned again
whyyy...
>dazzle can easily go roam with rubick
yeah godz, dazzle is such a great roamer
>>144412589
>Come to argument
>i-i-didn't read it xDdd
EPIC HELLA F*KIN EPIC
>>144412680
Memeban so you can poick better stuff yourself
Black is really a good analyst but he creates a lot of dead air on the panel.
>>144412630
adelaide
>>144412625
Skywrath
the fuck was that
>>144412625
Skeleton king
>>144412638
if "esports" are so great why don't you post about "esports" instead of complaining about people posting something else?
double cuck
LMAO, what was that?
clips.twitch tv/dotamajor/GiftedTarsierSriHead
>>144412725
Is it ok if you give me an erection? I want to impregnate you.
>>144412709
He's trying to be way too nice all the time
This is what happens when formerly toxic people realize they were shit and go full redemption mode
>>144412725
qt pants bb gurl
AAA HELP JESUS FUCK THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE FLUFF JUST JUMPED THROUGH THE STUDIO WINDOW AND STARTED SHOOTING IM HIDING IN THE CLOSE OH PLEASE NO HELP ME D2G HES COMI
-+>>144412602
They were the FINALIST for THREE (3) consecutive years , It's deserving of an invite.
>>144412735
>>144412758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
>>144410261
Nudes of that CM?
don't let my boner die
>>144412674
i think its more that theyre against the extrajudicial way he pursued criminals (literal death squads)
>>144412778
black used to be toxic ?
>rtc destroyed the puck winrate
>>144412597
and that would be QLniggers
>>144412773
that's lewd!
>>144412785
t-thanks
>wake up
>EG did slightly better than secret
kek
>>144412826
He used to shit on people opinion a lot. The old black would have flamed Nahaz to hell when Nahaz sprouted his 3k MMR opinions.
>>144412794
You can pick couple LGD versions that played like trash prior to TI and getting invite based on the results of the past year.
TI invites take into account the performance starting from the last TI up to when invites are sent. That is all.
and Memecret despite sucking ass and playing worse than VP will be invited lol
>>144412846
>puck's winrate wasnt absolute garbage even if you factor Rtard out
>>144412826
the whole reason he cant get a team is that he has a reputation of being very toxic
he always seemed nice in front of cameras, but he might be the passive aggresive 2nice kind of guy
>>144412826
He had "communication issues" in that he wouldn't talk to anyone and just hit creeps for 30 minutes while his team lost.
>>144412145
why is
>ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
laughing if it is literally just the letter K?
I am hangul noob pls no bully
>>144412886
>>144412826
>>144412961
Sing likened him to a woman that is menstruating
>>144412891
LGD had to go to the qualifiers back in TI3
>>144412921
Perhaps in EU teams
When he was in China he was doing pretty well until VG decided he couldn't ching chong well enough
>secret picks up RTZ
>they literally cant win games now
you cant make this shit up
WHY AREN'T THEY USING THE ORIGINAL MAP, THIS THEME LOOKS SHIT.
>>144412989
That's because they changed a player post-invite in a very suspicious manner.
>>144412968
gook laughter is kekekekeke, just like zerglings
>>144413027
im just watching dotamajor2 stream regardless of teams
fuck that kike goypendium map
>>144412968
>laugh
yes. for koreans.
same as thai's 55555555
indon's wkkwkwkwkwkw
and brazil's huehuehuehuehue
>>144412864
are you a yuri type of girl?
>>144412778
I think a lot of it was no one else on vg could speak english other than iceiceice so you could only flame iceiceice and he'll just flame you back
>>144413123
Also both
jajajajajajjajajaja
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Are dota related.
>>144413145
i dont mind it
There's no discussion of any sort going on here. Only anime faggots and people that dont even play the game just watch some kids online playing it
when is EG vs MVP resuming?
>>144413246
Kill yourself degenerate roleplayer
>>144413250
This is a quality post. Much value. Very important.
>>144413280
I DONT KNOW WHY DONT YOU FUCKING MORON HAVE THE STREAM OPEN?
>>144412891
That's because LGD actually plays really well under xiao8
>>144413250
>board made for esports
>"why are guys watching esports?"
How's yours first day here?
>mfw reading up on the president of the phillipines
>"if you are doing an illegal activity in my city, if you are a criminal or part of a syndicate that preys on the innocent people of the city, for as long as I am the mayor, you are a legitimate target of assassination."[58] In 2015, Duterte confirmed his links to extrajudicial killings in Davao, and warned that, if elected president he, may kill up to 100,000 criminals
>"I don't care if I go to hell as long as the people I serve will live in paradise."
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MAD MAN
>>144413347
>"I don't care if I go to hell as long as the people I serve will live in paradise."
The hero we truly need.
>>144413347
He is pretty based but he is a thug through and through. I have no doubt in my mind he will go power hungry and find a way to fuck over his legacy.
is this the last series of the day?
>>144413347
Damn
>>144413343
Yeah but they've still had runs prior to TIs when they were very mediocre/bad and still got invited cuz they had still some results from earlier from the previous year, pretty much like Shitrekt.
Anyone else having trouble logging in to dota 2 game coordinator in EU?
>>144413346
Its only been 5 minuets so i cant agree that it counts as a day.
I dont see what you're trying to say
>>144413347
he's a big guy
>>144413347
>>144413439
>I don't give a fuck about laws or rights, but It's for your own good
ITT, deluded teens.
>>144413123
Brazilians use "kkkkkkkkkkk", "huehue" is just a retarded meme.
>>144413452
I DONT KNOW
WHY DONT YOU FUCKING PAMPERED RETARD GOOGLE THE TOURNAMENT OR VVISIT JOINDOTA OR GOSUGAMERS
HOYL FUCK
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BREATHE AND LIVE SUCCESFULLY EACH DAY
>>144413564
This isn't sugoi at all, anon.
is korea the normie weeb?
>>144413347
Badass motherfucker
>>144413564
ok thnx
>Misses the stun on the phoenix
I haven't followed dota for months, are these raindrop things as bullshit as they sound?
>>144413513
meanwhile 99.9999% of people support this
>>144413475
Mind you this was pre-shit china , also the Big 3 ( DK , IG , LGD ) Is pretty much an instant invite because NA/EU region is real shit apart from EG
>>144413347
Not sure how I feel about this
>>144413687
>when you can't find the designated street
hey lads
big brother here
just reminding you nothing is out of our reach
https://www.privacyinternational.org/node/51
Is this sephiroth?
>>144413513
he won in a landslide victory
the people love him
>>144413347
>i will kill anyone that i dont like
yea dude what an amazing guy,
>>144413347
>Cyborgmatt will get assassinated in Manila
based
>tfw no more games after these 2 series
>>144413734
THIS IS A LITERAL KEYLOGGER
>>144413785
GOOD I CAN GO TO SLEEP I HAVE BEEN UP FOR MORE THAN 44 HOURS
>>144413759
t. criminal
>>144413785
time to watch all the games we missed anon
we should be fine
>>144413749
>landslide victory
>>144413785
>Tombkeks
>>144413846
i think its more like "zai_with_ti"
>>144413749
>the people love him
Just wait 2 or 3 years, until they get fucked.
allinece pls sotp feedin
>>144413885
>liking warhammer
i told you guys. This is the most shitty draft ive ever seen from alliance.
Get rekt by slark
RACIST BULLDOG FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
THIS DAY CAN'T GET BETTER
Really great game doturdsd
dont worry guys
alliance have their auto win hero
THEY CAN NOT LOSE WITH NP
>>144413952
That's like telling a dog to stop chasing its own tail
>>144413980
You jinxed it faggot
>>144413980
too bad today only have one great game
Why don't they give Gyro, Slark or some actually useful active carry to Loda?
If they did that, they'd basically have a Liquid draft almost every time... now they have a dead hero in Slardar or Centaur
>britcucks
>mfw bulldog wont stop feeding
Bristle wisp MVP DRAFT
2-0 INCOMING LMAO GET REKT EG FANGAYS
>LOLDA
>>144413980
Spotted the shitskin
>loda
As long as this shitter is in alliance they are never gonna win anything
>Mushit
Why does playing offlane feel so shitty? I don't know what the goal of a offlaner should be? I like to play elder Titan but I am getting the feeling he is a shit offlaner? He can't do that one jungle camp near offlane which means if you get pushed out of lane, you can't do shit... Help me understand offlane. What makes a offlaner good, what makes one bad?
this caster is pretty good desu
>>144414083
Loda can't carry for shit
why cant mushi make up his fucking mind?
one second hes feeding like a 5 k in a 7 k game, then he fucking makes a 5 man whipe happen all by himself
geesus
MVP BENIS HAVE WISP AND BRISTLEBONG HAHA JUST CALL GG NOW
that ugly as fuck short haired cunt is back to hosting ESL ughhh
>unironically giving MVP wisp bristle
>>144414193
dont play ET offlane, ET is a 4, he just needs tranqs soulring
>>144414239
Americans should kys
>>144414191
adelaide
>>144414239
BENIS IS NOT YOURS TO USE MALAYSIA
>>144414289
was that you in the shitposting /v/ thread?
>>144414193
Can you like stop ending each sentence with a question mark? Please? Thanks alot?
>>144414239
kys yurocuck
>>144414193
offlane is the most fun role to play
survive, get xp and any farm you safely can then initiate/rotate to early teamfights to get the team rolling
build for control late game
>>144414073
Yeah that HOTD was the best game since the side gunner aghs gift game.
Depends on overall game plan.
Some offlaners might continue to try push the tower, most might rotate after hitting their 6 to join team for fights immediatelly.
If you are against 3, it's mostly up to rest of your team to make plays with the space you are creating.
do you like anime guys
>>144414193
>good offlaner
map awareness
smart decision making
>bad offlaner
bulba
>>144414193
Offlane is all about finding the perfect balance between making space, and taking advantage of space without overextending.
Et offlane is fine, you can farm easily with your spirit, and use the spirit to gain easy damage from the jungle camps.
>>144414193
exp and some farm to get a core item like a blink is what you want from most offlane heroes
its pretty fun because usually you are the person who decides who to fuck first from the enemy team
>BULBA FUCKING VOID INSTEAD OF AUI FARMING VOID
>TIMBER NOT OFFLANING AND FARMING
LOLMAO
>>144414217
the rapist operates off his libido
when it is time to rape, he does
>>144414332
that's not me
>>144414387
only when they are 2d
OUR KOREAN GOOKS GOT THIS
EZ GG
>This is literally what happens when you don't let the cyrillic spammer take pudge mid
https://my.mixtape.moe/dkopxp.webm
Please think of it in the future
>>144414362
SEA DOTA BEST DOTA STAY MAD YUROKEKS AND AMERICUNTS. OUR DOTA IS BEST AND OUR MAJORS ARE THE BEST. U SUCK
>>144414239
>BRISTLEBONG
ahahahahahah rosbif in suicide watch
suck penises, britcucks
Thoughts on this?
>>144414443
Disgusting plastic
>>144414294
BODDO
BATTE
:--DDD
Apologise right now
ha great play from bat
>>144414431
That's very lewd. Do you think eg is losing because they don't have an Australian on their team?
>FEAR
AHAHA JUST RETIRE NIGGA ITS THE YEAR OF KOREA
>>144411956
Fun fact: most Americans don't even know what countries these flags represent
>loda doing absolutely nothing
>>144414520
calm down loda
even if you win this 1 there is a 3rd game
which position 4 hero?
Uhh fnatic???
>>144413749
Pinoys are the same 'people' that vote for celebrities of soap operas to be their presidents and shit.
It's still retarded as shit.
>>144414482
all britshites should kil themselves death to poms
>>144414520
I'm really sorry about making fun of your pet monkey
BRISTLEBACK BOLEh
BRISTLEBACK BOLEh
BRISTLEBACK BOLEh
>>144414501
my thoughts:
If you extrapolate from the curvature of the eyeballs the approximate size the eyeballs must be, it explains why moe characters are stupid as fuck.
>>144411956
>ShitRedditFag is actually registered on the team
>>144414210
I've only seen him carry well with necro
>>144414573Sven?
>>144414614
Why are English speaking countries giga fat?
>EG
more like
>XD
Why does twitch chat pretend to dislike leddit?
Not like they aren't all redditors.
>>144414573
tree
CANT STOP MVP BRISTLE
>>144411956
Lmao slacks is a sub of DC
EG-Secret Bo1 ?
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
NA DOTA IN FLAMES THANKS TO RTC
>>144414520
gomen l-god
>OG, Navi, DC, Liquid and Alliance all in the winners bracket
>EG, Secret and CoL all in the losers bracket
Greatest tournament of our generation?
>NA dota
BRISTLEBACK LAH BRISTLEBACK LAH BRISTLEBACK LAH
>>144414668
Because we have pounds (money) to pack on pounds (weight) and you poor sodomites have memes.
WHY ARE EG LOSING
WHY IS PPD GETTING OUTDRAFTED BY A KOREAN
>>144414706
Alliance are currently down 1-0.
>>144414532
yes
look at how well newbee are doing ever since they got an australian
Apologize
What the fuck happened to EG
THE GOOKS GOT THIS
jesus fucking christ EG
Holy shit EG is trash
B R I S T L E
R
O
K
E
N
GEGE KOREA
CURRENT TOP TIER TEAMS
>NEWBEE
>MVP
CURRENT AUSTRALIAN TEAMS
>NEWBEE
>MVP
>na dota
>bristleback
>balanced
>>144414706
>alliance
>not about to be raped by SEAniggers
eurotards are as delusional as burgertards
>>144414614
if you think the worst part of the north-west is the fatties jesus you literally have no Idea what it's like here.
it's like the third world region of the uk
Why are PPDshitters so quiet now?
>>144414678
rip maboy heen
least he's found success through liquid
HOLY FUCK 3000 GOLD ADVANTAGE FOR MVP WITHOUT ANY TOWERS AT 5 MINUTES
THE GAME IS FUCKING SLAPPED BOYS
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LEAD IF I EVER SAW ONE
>>144414606
As opposed to Americans, who vote for great presidents like Bush and Trump :)
>>144414817
RARE
>>144414662
space cow
>>144414817
Apologize
1 SINGLE MAN
YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
iN 1 MOVE
1 MAN HAS EFFECTIVELY RUINED 2 TEAMS IN ONE FELL SWOOP
>>144414776
>yfw up at midnight watching starya cunt shitting on burgers
fuuuuuark
>we might actually get secret vs eg in the first lower bracket round
so this is the power.. of nadota
>>144414827
>hating Trump
BASED MUZZIE
>>144414887EG WAS NEVER GOOD TO BEGING WITH
>>144414827
Your obsession with burgers doesn't change the facts about peenoys my cuckold friend
>NAdota
can't wait for the 'muh honeypot lan' mantra to begin
>>144414887
Like a lot of things in life, we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true.
>NA Dota
>EG
>Alliance
>>144412961
>mfw i get this shit anytime i try to set up a team with ledditors
EG has always been shit.
They literally won TI because of abusing Storm Spirit, and Aui.
PPD is being exposed as a shitty drafter now.
HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO
>singsing wins TI6 and becomes the richest pro player in esports history
what do we do then?
>>144414827
.t moroccaner
>need 5 to gang
haha
>>144414986
we celebrate for eternity
the top lane is fucking hilarious
EPIC HERO ICEFROG.
Reminder that secret is NA
>>144414986
>a literal overwatch streamer
we all quit dota
>>144414986
That's literally impossible.
Theres a bigger chance of a FDL/AF grand final than that.
>>144414776
>mvp and newbee are australian
how?
I want both Alliance and Fnatic to lose
>professional dota
>>144415029
based Geert
https://www.strawpoll.me/10394670
https://www.strawpoll.me/10394670
Why do pros build Aquila on Invoker?
>>144414985
>play techies
>get called out for being worthless fucking trash
>EG wins TI with techies
>reddit complains then techies get nerfed harder than any hero ever
>get flamed even more
Hey guys, is my guy winning???? <3
>This bottom engage
>Miss 2 lasso
>Miss crush
>Miss coil
>Miss split earth
Just like my pubs
>>144414986
He has Zai in his team.
You shouldn't count him out, everyone have been calling Sing extremely motivated, and a great teammate.
Reminder that Secret are OUR guys and if you don't like them you are objectively reddit
>ling ping timbersaw
>>144415192
he also has CWM and bOne7 on his team
SLARDAR BOLEH
SLARDAR BOLEH
SLARDAR BOLEH
Why don't cameras make the cursor invisible? Do we not have the technology to remove it for tournaments?
HAHHAAHAHHAHA
>chrono entire team
>they kill you
lmoa
That slardar bash on PPD just won the game.
>>144414985
Yeah PPD's EG has always been shit, that's why they've gotten top 3 at every Valve tournament as well as the vast majority of other events they've attended, and won DAC and TI5, being without a doubt the most consistently high-performing team in Dota 2 history. Because they've always been shit.
>Ameriturds.
aui is a real shit timber
>have 3 tp disables
>make sure to stack all of them so slark can ult and tp away
>ppd
KEK
KOREA STRONG HOLY SHIT
HOW DO YOU STOP THEM?
How the fuck did Mvp survive that??
>AGHS SLARDAR
>MULTIPLE ULTS ON A SINGLE TARGET NOW STACKS
how is fnatic losing with this lineup
>that dive into stun
god damn it ppd
LIVE RAPE IN DOTAMAJOR2
LIVE RAPE IN DOTAMAJOR2
LIVE RAPE IN DOTAMAJOR2
LIVE RAPE IN DOTAMAJOR2
>>144415315
>FNATIC
>LOSING
>THIS GAME
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
SHITTING ME
AMERIKEKKOLD?
>that slark
this is what you get for early skadi
>>144415248
Indeed they have been always behind the tier 1 teams at whatever time, except when they got to abuse an OP hero better than anyone else.
EG = the quintessential "patch team".
>>144415248
don't bother lad, the salt from winning TI5, a tourney worth easily more than all majors combined, sticks with people forever
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
scoreboard looking the same
>Amerikeks
When will they learn?
>>144415241
why would we want invis cursors
ready for eg vs secret in lb round 1?
>>144415110
This is possible.
Alliance win this game, then loda thinks naga is a good idea and all 10 players die before either highground is broken.
>ebil genius
>>144415349
cry more yurcuck
LITERALLY Honeypot: The Hero
>>144415349
>has been relevant in the pro scene ever since he came out in 2013
>""""""patch team""""""""""
XD
>alliance
>yurocucks
lmfaoooooooooooo
SEA runs this shit you fucking faggots
yurocucks on SUICIDE watch
S4 LESHRAC ripping Fnatic to shreds.
>>144415349
>EG WAS ALWAYS WORSE EXCEPT WHEN THEY WERENT
GREAT
FUCKING
LOGIC>>144415349
>THESE ARMLET TOGGLES
A
daily reminder that this tournament is a
HONEYPOT LAN
UH EG TARDS?
>these toggles
QO IS A LITERAL GOD
>eg ... even when its perfect its shit
BASED LD
that has to have been an armlet script
HOLY SHIT EG and Secret in lower bracket
>QO QO QO
>QO QO QO
>QO QO QO
>>144415419
Failing at winning a single tournament and being ALWAYS behind the tier 1 teams is NOT being "relevant" anon.
Cry some more though, it's delicious.
https://clips.twitch
.tv/dotamajor2/HelplessAlpacaDuDudu
ITS SHIT
>EG, EVEN WHEN ITS PERFECT ITS SHIT
BASED LD.
GET REKT AMERICUNTS
BURGER KING ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>armlet is balanced
Said nobody,
idek what to say
>>144415447
>underestimating s4's ability to choke
LD TURNING UP THE HEAT LIKE IT'S 1944
QO
GOD
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>>144415407
why is there some nasty arab there?
EG are fucking DONE.
>>144415473
>EVERYONE THAT IS BETTER THAN ME IS CHEATING
HELLOOOOOOO LEDDIT 2K MMR
>DIVING TIER 3
MAD MEN MAD
What will alliance fanshits excuse be when they loses to LITERAL monkey peoples????
????!?!?!?
GET REKT YUROKEKS
>>144415495
>Failing at winning a single tournament
FREE INFINITE HP
>>144415495
Kill yourself yurocuck
>17 minute GG
>EG
TOP
FUCKING
LEL
>EG
god damn it
>>144411714
>Enigma midas
He needs blink and BKB, why wouldn't he get a midas?
>Vanguard first Axe
built by many professionals.
>Medusa rushing linkens
What else would you build first against Lion?
This is some rapey shit
17 MIN GG
>EG
NA DOTA GETTING RAPED.
This is sad to watch. Two years of being one of the best teams in the world down the fucking toilet. NA Dota is fucking dead again.
There's no way EG and Secret keep their rosters for TI6 they are just both fucking garbage.
G FUCKING G
BURGERS UTTERLY BTFO
Burgers = well done
Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
MVP have done it. They secure themselves a slot in the Upper Bracket. Evil Geniuses will fight from the Lower Bracket in The Playoffs.
EG IN LOWER BRACKET
>EG IN LOWER BRACKET
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EG VS SECRET BO1 LOWER BRACKET
YOU COULD NOT WITHOUT ANY HOPE HAVE MADE THIS SHIT UP
>SECRET AND EG IN THE LOWER BRACKET.
anyone else annoyed by maut?
his voice is unpleasant and he keep grunting everytime he raise his voice
>PPD ragequit
What if Secret just gave back RTZ and Universe to EG and both teams became decent again?
1 7 M I N U T E S
7
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
G G
G
>solo lasso in the middle of nowhere
lmao pee noise
>Tier 2 towers not even scratched
>gg already called
Burgers?
How can americans even think to compete with superior Australians?
>EG IT IS TIME TO LEAVE THE GAME
SHORTEST GG IN TOURNAMENT SO FAR
>EG IT IS TIME TO LEAVE THE GAME
SHORTEST GG IN TOURNAMENT SO FAR
>EG IT IS TIME TO LEAVE THE GAME
SHORTEST GG IN TOURNAMENT SO FAR
>EG IT IS TIME TO LEAVE THE GAME
SHORTEST GG IN TOURNAMENT SO FAR
>ㅣㄱ
기기 아메리카
>mfw it's a Secret/EG BO1
EG is easy for MVP compared to pinoys.
SHOW YOUR DOTA KNOWLEDGE
www.strawpoll.me/10394670/
Miss me Peter?
>all of NA in lower bracket
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>NOT BANNING BRISTLE AGAINST BASED GOOKS
AHAHA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING AMERIBLUBBERS
>>144415664
안녕하세요
>>144415694
wonder if some people unironically think that lmao
Why does they have so many brackets what is the point
If team loses they should be eliminated from tournament?
Why so many different brackets and rematches too much to keep track of
Also are there any Greek players?
That was the craziest fucking DOTA 2 I have seen alongside with Na'Vi's games.
What the FUCK did I just witness
THEY JUST FUCKING RAN OVER EG
IN THE SHORTEST GG OF THE TOURNAMENT SO FAR
????
>>144415702
they are all in where they belong LUL
>>144415702
i-its a honeypot lan!!!!!! B-baka!
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apologize.
>EG and secret both in LB
>na'vi in upper
good times
>>144415694
It's not supposed to be like this. You were the chosen one.
>>144415689
hotel bed too hard
What the fuck?
Even fucking Mineski put up a fight?
>swedecucks
>amerilards
>puppey
>ppd
>rtz
Everyone total TRASH and bottom of the groups. Meanwhile SEA runs this shit.
C H O T T O
A
FUCKING
M A T T E
Are you really telling me EG lost to fucking gooks?
>>144415764
MVP is always like that, they either fail miserably or stomp the fuck out of you.
>>144415764
early gg'ers should honestly be eliminated on sight
>>144415749
you should be eliminated when one of your heroes dies even
>EG vs Secret in the lower bracket bo1 stage
>>144415789
>Might win a single game
Okay champ.
>>144415764
Don't let the delusional NA posters facade you, EG is fucking garbage. This is nowhere near shocking.
post oldota
>EG can be drawn vs Complexity, Secret or VG.R in the first bo1 lower bracket game
>EG can be drawn vs Complexity, Secret or VG.R in the first bo1 lower bracket game
>EG can be drawn vs Complexity, Secret or VG.R in the first bo1 lower bracket game
>EG can be drawn vs Complexity, Secret or VG.R in the first bo1 lower bracket game
>>144415853
are they really gonna face off with each other in a BO1?
>LGD (DIDNT DESERVE INVITE ACCORDING TO COMMUNITY)
>NEWBEE (QUALIFIER TEAM)
>NAVI (WHAT THE FUCK)
>TEAM LIQUID
This is the fucking weirdest dota tournament when these teams are top of their brackets
Hey Peter
It's not too late to kick bulba
I can play sick furion and weaver
any other games after this? is it ogre?
EL TRASHICO - EG vs Secret
who do i support if i hate eu and na and pinoys and chinks and gooks?
EG and secret are going to disband right?
>>144415826
>3rd secret bf
What did she mean by this?
>LGD doing 14-0 again
>navi and alliance doing it
>wisp+ xxxx everygame
Its ti3 all over again.
Man my predictions are all fucked
Great games though
>>144415553
I know you are retarded but indeed anon in the period we were talking EG hasn't won a single premium tournament and the only 1st place they got since TI5 is The Summit. Yes, that's pretty much a whole year with no tournament wins.
That's why EG is a patch team, it only performed while Storm Spirit was OP because Sumail abused the hero better than anyone else, period.
CHANNEL FOR ALLIANCE YOU FAGS
WE ARE BACK TO 2013
EG AND SECRET DONT EXIST
ITS ALL ABOUT ALLIANCE VS NAVI
>>144415891
March and him were in AUS trying to get a citizenship to dodge military service
good stuff good stuff
>>144415889
post your forlatts.
If alliance wins, we get alliance vs na'vi in first round upper bracket
bruh.
>>144415920
Na`Vi, our CIS guys
>>144415826
At this point it's unsurprising to see how much of a literal cuck balda is to stick with that monkey, regardless of whether that post is real
>>144415920
are there any slavs left?
>>144415926
That Loda is a cuck
>hey Universe, wanna help me kill two teams at once?
>>144415904
that would be so good but count on valve to rig that shit
>>144415926
boyfriend
>>144415853
>implying you want either of them to make it through a single bo1
>>144415928
>>144415959
SO ARE YOU SAYING
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT DOTA IS ALIVE?
>>144415889
I MISS SOURCE 1
>>144415910
Newbee was considered one of the best teams before this major, LGD never was a weak team. Liquid is the strongest team since a long time. Navi is the only surprise.
>>144415891
teams are what we say they are, disregarding cuckquidpedia
>>144415959
>channel for the cuck team
So Evil Gays and Shitrekt are refusing to show up to any tournaments. Refusing to play games except for the majors only. And are now shit? What are they doing? Saving strats while everyone else gets experience?
>>144415694
No but I do miss Universe
>>144415826
L O D A
C
U
C
K
> these secrekt fangays think theyre still invited
Did everyone forgot how fnatic was invited over mvp cause fnatic beat mvp in the last3 weeks before the ti5 invite announcement
And mvp has past achievements (dac)
>>144415997
How can Secret be worse when they got the BEST MID IN THE WORLD and the BEST OFFLANER IN THE WORLD
??
>>144415952
>That's why EG is a patch team
I know English isn't your first language but don't use words you don't understand the meaning of.
LE BULLDONGERINO IS SO LE EPIC LMOA
>Leshrac has 100% win rate in the tournament so far
>that stupid chotoe meme died off already
wew
has the frog actually done it
did he make doter great again
>>144416032
>LGD never was a weak team.
Come the fuck on dude their only victory so far has been Starladder invitational while they took it to the ass in China non-stop
REMINDER ALLIANCE IS LITERALLY KEKOLD REDDITOR: THE TEAM
ONLY CHEER ALLIANCE IF YOU ARE HOMO
IF YOU ARE NOT BEHIND NA'VI YOU ARE KEKOLD PENIS FAGGOT AND GAY
>>144416074
patch team then
shit team now :)
>>144416074
STFU BUTTSLUT
>not gg'ing out when you've clearly lost
such fucking bm, should give these faggots the riot treatmeant desu
>>144416101
SUGOI
>>144416060
don't forget the BEST CAPTAIN IN THE WORLD and the BEST FARMING CARRY AND DECISION MAKING GOD POS 1 PLAYER IN THE WORLD
>>144415920
The ourest of our guys.
>>144415967
35 forlatts
THIS IS THE BEST MAJOR
NAVI ARE BACK
ALLIANCE ARE BORDERLINE BACK
SECRET ARE DEAD
EG ARE DEAD
ITS TI 3 AGAIN
LITERALLY
THE BEST TI
how do we fix secret and EG?
hey heres meme for u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>>144416101
aint that fucking sugoi
>>144415826
who are the first two?
Bulldog is a GOD
There is no way EG and Secret go to TI6 with these rosters they are both just so fucking bad.
>>144416148
DESU NE
>>144415826
KEKED AGAIN
>>144416060
>BEST MID IN THE WORLD and the BEST OFFLANER IN THE WORLD
kek
people probably think that, they also probably think EE is the best carry in the world
>>144416060
>BEST MID
>BEST OFFLANER
Umm, I think you meant Miracle and Zai
>>144416045
Soe truly is Miss Universe
>>144416101
chotto matte, the meme is still alive m8
Apologise
>>144416165
alliance a shit
kill all swedes
>ALLIANCE vs NAVI in the WINNERS bracket
EG vs SECRET in the GARBAGE SHITTERS bracket
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>>144416164
an absolute classic along with
number checklist about abusing
forgot how it goes now and nyxtips
>d2g will literally NEVER get over TI5
>>144416169
-Aui
+Beesa
Secret is beyond saving.
>>144416127
Patch team means one patch and then done. EG was the best team in the world for multiple patches. The bulba being good meme needs to end though so they can be relevant again though.
>>144416101
chotto matte kudasai
IN A CHINESE DOMINATED SCENE
ONE TEAM
>>144416074
EG are in the same bracket and level as secret. What does that mean? It means they're both total garbage that aren't even gonna face kuroky.
>ope dota
>new chest
>check it out
>everything is fucking awesome
this is actually the best chest ive ever seen in terms of total quality
>>144416231
N A N I
A
N
I
So EG is confirmed for tier 2 team?
>>144416196
even worse
they got
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I'm so glad EG and Secret are both finished
Their idiot fans have been a cancer on this general too long
>>144415910
>>NAVI (WHAT THE FUCK)
They were stomping the tier-2 scene, it was only a matter of time that they would regain tier-1 status again. And Dendi absolutely played out of his fucking mind yesterday
>>144416169
EG gets Universe back, Fear goes back to carry, Zai joins as 4 position.
>>144416269
>Loda got cucked by Sp00ky
>>144416174
>letting EE draft
>wanting to be the new C9
>>144416239
ez win for na'vi
>>144416267
there's like 3 chink teams out of 5 in the LB though
Is there any more game after this one or do we have to wait until the 7th?
>>144416257
>. EG was the best team in the world for multiple patches
lolno? they won individual tournaments sure but they had their downs and ups
>>144416146
you mean we should riot?
>>144416169
how else
>>144416317
Yeah this is fucking SUGOI
Hey dotards fuck off please.
>>144413146
>>144416196
well i mean we could just invite teams to TI right?? qualifiers are full of bad teams anyway..
>Navi vs Alliance UB
>Secret vs EG LB
PLS
>>144416362
3rd game of A vs Fnatic
>>144416332
I'm not sure even Zai can save them at that point.
PPD might be a lost cause, he's way too bitter to captain a tier1 team again.
>>144416381
no, just fuckin ban them outright for bm'ing
>>144416332
Holy shit this. The fear support meme. The aui carry meme. The bulba existing meme.
What did they mean by this?
>>144416402
lel
doturds are THIS insecure
So did this general turn to esports shitposting before or after the actual game went to shit?
>>144416402
>20 heroes picked in LCS
i thought lol has like 30 heroes
>>144416362
>>144416362
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>>144416362
FUCKING USE JOINDOTA OR GOSUGAMERS
HOLY SHIT THE LINKS ARE IN THE OP
DO YOU HAVE FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAINS
>>144416317
Their hilarious losses ever since RTZ and EE infected them with their retardation is the best thing to happen to pro dota.
I just come here to watch how bad they fuck up in the latest tournament.
>>144416370
>ups and downs
What downs have they had other than with this roster right now? They've pretty much been a top 3 team in every tournament they've been in until this new roster.
>>144416392
EG needs him
>>144416257
Patch team doesn't need to be a single patch literally, two patches can have similar strengths and weaknesses.
Stop being retarded, when certain changes were introduced EG went down the shitter, that's why they are a patch team.
>>144416440
Why does NAcucks think Zai want anything to do with NA?
Kaipi is >>> any NA team
>>144416196
>Rtz in the dark
>Sumail in the light
>this was the last time they spoke as friends
>>144416317
>when the analysis is too good
>>144416476
CHOTTO MATTE KUDASAI?????????
>>144416402
>20 heroes
League players are THIS retarded.
>>144416462
?
nigger taunts are there for a reason
it's a video game, what kind of retarded ass autist wants to ban a team for playing their way?
>>144416467
Literal furfag complaining about thread quality.
>>144416506
EG was relevant for 2-3 years you fucking dunce kys
>>144416479
that's the best story of the past 2 years tbqfh familia
>>144416476
>reading the OP
guten tag herr reddit
>>144416257
They best team in the world for 6.83 and 6.84 arguably the worst patches ever. After that OG took over for 6.85 and then secret for 6.86. Now EG is beyond saving.
>>144416517
Zai is really good friends with RTZ
thats why RTZ left to play on secret in the first place
>>144416538
sugoi post dayone
>>144416612
>my teams lost TI5 during these patches so they're bad
every time
>>144416169
>Secret
-Puppan
-diediedie
+Peedur
+Fear
Basically go full NA.
>EG
lel, even patriotism can't save this shitheap
>>144416567
Getting a few third places doesn't make you relevant dummy.
Cloud 9 were probably gods of dota by your retarded logic.
Anyone else feel glad EG and Secret are done for and we get to see based teams like Liquid and MVP thrive?
>>144416483
Well for starters the huge streak of losses to Secret in tournaments prior to TI5? They lost like every time to Secret prior to TI5 when they met Secret at LAN.
Fucking idiot.
>>144416574
>been here for years
>havent read the op once
feels bretty good familia
even better when people argue about someone using a "shitty" op
can you still gift sets? if so someone please trade me for zeus
>hey estonian man let me draft i have a plan
>~looks at rtz and smile~
>start singing a weeb shitty music and saying something about MLG
>suddenly pick clinks
>universe start sweating
>puppey is amused
>looks at rtz again and tell him about the day they won together
>move over OBSIDIAN DESTROYER
>look at rtz again
>picks kunkka
>平仮RTZ名ひらがな-senpai
>lose game
>black is now a panelist
Is this some charitable dotard effort? He can barely speak english.
>STILL SHITPOSTING ABOUT
>SECRET
>EG
STOP.
>>144416670
Dota is coming back to life. Slowely but surely. Liquid and MVP will repair the damage done to dota by the el trashico
>all these new, anti-dota changes like scan, scaling magic damage, nuker items, freebie runes for shitters, etc
>implying these aren't the worst patches icefrog ever made
>>144416670
I just like watching DOTA
My country will never even have players in the pro scene so I just watch the games and mark out over big plays
>>144416670
I'm so glad teams nobody gives a fuck about are the headliners in a major tournament, after the viewercount is lower than Hearthstone maybe Valve will realize how shit this last patch has been.
Will PPD ever not be triggered by MVP?
>alliance wins this bo3
>na'vi vs alliance first round upper bracket
>secret vs eg first round lower bracket
>>144416786
Nani?
>>144416786
having pros or ex pros is 1000 times better than having shitty "talent"
>>144416678
>people actively happy eg and secret are losing
>everyone was sad when navi started sucking horribly
fbm, least our guy is coming back though.
Was revenge his main motivation
to fuck rtz shit up
>>144416665
>let's remove the only good players on the team and get the burdens of another
I guess a full retard team would be fun
>>144416796
>implying Icefrog works on Dota anymore
There's a reason DotA 1 patches stopped coming out. It's because Valve fired Icefrog and has taken complete control of balance changes.
>>144416796
>Implying Icefrog made these patches
>get in the team with the universally acclaimed "weakest team in the tournament"
>still fall to the losers bracket
CAN SOMEONE EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP?
>>144416821
wait do we know the precise order of the brackets?
Who's the zyzz of pro dota? I only want to root for ripped cunts no fatties.
EG IS DONE
>SHAMEFRUL DISPRAY
>>144416665
>ppd
>ee
>rtz
>all on the same team
you remember why aui was kicked right ?
ppd cant handle having someone with an opinion on his team
WHERE IS ELDER TITAN
>>144416930
>hann1
>fly
>jimmy
>playing on a local online tournament while watching Major
i love this weekend
how about you bros?
>BEST OF 1 LOWER BRACKET
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED
>>144416930
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Zyzz
>>144416930
fit Jew
>>144416930
Fly
>>144416956
EG IS DEAD
FINALLY
>>144416930
fly is the only ripped cunt that plays on a good team still
hanni was pretty ripped but he's a raging faggot that couldn't handle actually playing
>>144416930
fly for sure
his dad invented krav manga or someshit
>>144416786
he will give more insight than any other fagget who could be there because he actually played the game on a competitive environment, i mean, who else would you have, fucking WhatIsHip?, PyrionFlax?. H4nni could be great maybe, even then Black was more succseful than him.
Now that we have AD scaling, spell vamp, CDR, innate abilities, ward bounties and more what should "Icefrog" steal from LoL next?
Second "boss" creep for the north side of the river? Team doors to the base plateau? Dotard spells? Brushes? Warding trinkets?
are the servers down???
>>144416990
HIGH STAKES
HIGH ON MEMES
WE ARE GOING TO SEE EXTRAORDINARY POCKET STRATS EMERGE
TOP TIER MEMES
GET READY
i just finished initial d
how do i fill the void
Now that we have AD scaling, spell vamp, CDR, innate abilities, ward bounties and more what should "Icefrog" steal from LoL next?
Second "boss" creep for the north side of the river? Team doors to the base plateau? Dotard spells? Brushes? Warding trinkets?
>>144416972
>you remember why aui was kicked right ?
because he was too good a position 4 player
he single handedly won them TI
>have to ban naga techies because he's that good at it
>free drafting for ppd
>>144416990
>wanting to see loser has-beens who can't even beat shit teams play 3 games
CoL EG and Secret are all in the lower bracket one game away from getting eliminated. What do they all have in common?
>>144416956
Was sumail one patch boy just like RTZ?
>>144417030
the players ;-)
>>144417030
gp5 items pls
>>144416990
play like shit, get shit on
git gud
>>144416930
fitjew
>>144417038
I only get this "Connected to Dota 2 game coordinator....logging in" BS
>>144416972
>>you remember why aui was kicked right
His techies and naga won them TI5
>>144417098
NORTH
Why the fuxk did I not do a fun bet on our gooks
>>144417030
two rosh pits, one near radiant offlane hard camp
rosh spawns in dire first, then randomly spawns in dire or radiant rosh pit
why are EG and secret so laughably pathetic? EG got reamed by LGD and MVP, good fucking lord.
I dont even remember who secret lost to all i know is that they lost to shit opponents lol.
>>144416990
GET GUD
IN A REAL SPORT EG WOULD BE OUT ALREADY
>>144416972
I think, at this point ppd just wants to save his ass.
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>>144417030
free teleport to base
nerf teleport scrolls and eventually phase them out
no point losing money on death, how barbaric.
make midas a +gold per second item and no extra exp
afk jungling carry is more worthwhile by upping bounty and making is easier
nerf on duration of all stuns in the game
>>144417015
Noice. Is he on fnatic at the moment? I thought they were all chinamen.>>144417150
>>144417098
they all have european blood in their team?
>>144417098
they all have a dota team
>>144417197
Because LGD, MVP have both played probably five times the games as current EG or Secret.
>>144417215
Except the seeds are randomized.
>>144417202
whats a real sport?
>>144417030
>AD scaling
?????
>>144417098
they're not affiliated with The Great Sunsfan™
>yuropeens were literally dormant for the 3 years they were irrelevant waiting for this
Wew
HELP ME COMPILE THE OFFICIAL SHITPOSTING TIER LIST
1. EE BAFFLEMENT
2. RTZ/KKY
3. ???
4. ???
5. ???
>>144417215
sometimes dreams come true
>>144417306
SWNL
>>144417290
dorment during the most relevant tourney of all time too
Chinks took a nice close 2nd but yuros are so far behind it's sad
>>144415351
>>144417242
nah, OG mate. he carries a retarded dane and tries to control an autistic converted to islam white kid + ugly asian american.
>>144416980
but they are all alive
>>144416730
>平仮RTZ名ひらがな-senpai
>>144417290
We just passed into a new age of dota 2 with sidegunners and HOTD, and you say dota is shit now? SF is still good sumail/rtz fangay too bad only mushi can play him lmao.
aui is finally in the 2nd best team of NA
>>144417290
>frankfurt won by EU team
>shanghai won by EU team
kk bro
>>144417306
Nothing exceeds the shitposting when Alliance defeated Na'Vi in TI3.
>Na'vi has a solid shot at winning a Valve tournament
what the hell is happening
>>144417365
>2nd best
that's col mate.
>>144417215
the only downside is that one of them will win and advance
rate this meme
>>144417215
READY YOUR BEST MEMES GUYS
>>144417378
that is some incredibly neatly applied shaving foam. may i ask how you did this?
>>144417380
na'vi's strength proportional to old china and artstyle's proximity to captain
>>144417306
0. C H O T T O M A T T EKUDASAI
>>144417365
That's not CoL. CoL is better than EG. Remember epicenter?
>>144417410
I swear they're the same person
>reddit chubby unpleasant loud fucking memers
>>144417341
>an autistic converted to islam white kid
not white, he's just half polish, his dad is an arab though.
>>144417410
Right kind of reminds me of zfreek
>>144417380
memes.
game coordinator down for anyone else on EUW???
>>144416821
why not secret and eg eliminated in first round by some other teams?
>No games after this series
Who preparing for /postesports/ depression here?
>>144417341
He is arab actually, just the stronk polish genes from his mother prevailed
If alliance wins I'll giveaway an arcana
new thread
>>144417524
>>144417524
>>144417175
AMERICA
ARE the fucking servers down? It takes a long ass time for that connecting to server bullshit and even then my ping is ridiculously high.
>>144417515
down for me
>>144417479
>half polish
>dad is arab
threw away all his starting stats to make it big in dota 2
This time of year last year the TI5 invites had been out for a month
If Secret busts out of this tournament in last place they lose their TI6 invite, there's no time to make up for it
>Secret vs EG in the lower bracket
Sickest of all memes. I hope EG eliminates Secret for wrecking their team.
>>144417410
somehow they both look less awkward this way.
>>144417543
>postesports depression
>not watching all the other games you missed
its your fault if you dont enjoy esports for at least 1 more day
>>144417410
Slacks looks like he'd look alright if he lost some weight. Bulldog would still look like a chinless sperg.
My mother's boyfriend will win this game
>>144417030
>league has like 40 different items that do nothing but give damage
>dota has 3
Where is the AD?
Finally an interesting draft
>>144417680
which 1, little monkey ?
I wonder what it's like to be a living meme
>Medusa
>Ember
There's not enough farm for both these vacuums
>>144416317
are Liquid fans welcome here?
How are lower bracket matchups decided? i really hope Secret and EG don't face off, they both deserve to get knocked out in the first round so we no longer have to watch their absolutely awful play.
>potential eg vs secret bo1
Lul
>>144418251
>Bruno Twitter
the groups are reseeded and paired so 1st of a group plays 2nd of other and 3rd plays 4th.
Meaning no config where both happen
>>144416267
general is one goofy looki'n motherfucker
Alliance got fucking rekt in this game 3 holy shit
>>144416219
ugh. tell me about it.