>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread: >>144396250
me
I'm still the best player in the world
>>144402872
this guy
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
Rtz is shit
this is absolutely a soe thread
Oh god please no MVP. Don't lose to the trash team.
bulldog is carrying this shinking ship
>>144402907
but you are not w33
>"PA stop farming the jungle solo. Beastmaster hawk there"
>PA proceeds to farm jungle and get gank
>"Timbersaw stop pushing the lane so out, you'll get caught"
>Proceeds to push out and get caught
O N L Y
C O N S T A N T
>>144402963
lol no
>>144402851
>find woman
>remove long hair
>put short hair
>it's now a 12y/o boy
wew lad
>just initiate on centaur LUL
>>144401693
mhm, mhm, indeed.
>>144402991
don't bother arguing anon
there are morons on here that think masturbating to penises doesn't make them gay
HOLY SHIT THIS CENTAUR SIEGE IS STUPID
FUCKING UBLLSHIT BRUTAL
how do you have sex d2g?
>>144402959
PEENOISE
E
E
N
O
I
S
E
what the actual fuck is this Centaur shit
dotardsss
>>144402980
But you didn't warn them in Russian, is all your fault.
damn, super-rat strikes again. return damage pushing in full effect.
>These Centaur illusions
I'm dying help
warcraft 4 when?
![1429379875132[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BakPjLo.jpg "1429379875132[1].jpg")
Best girl. Any other answer is wrong desu
>>144403102
>This
>ratting
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of fucking child
>>144403118
>Thinking that modern Blizzard can make a worthwhile game
does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes tot he toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?
>>144403048
>Futa is gay
-d2g
>>144403059
Find someone of either gender who is attracted to you. Then get to know them better so they'll want to be intimate with you. :)
>>144403054
>2 otherwise useless heroes have a funny and situationally strong interaction
>VALVE NERF PLS, OPOPOPOP IMBA
lol wants you back
>tfw i called the sd centaur illusion pushing
you dotards are bretty bad
>>144403092
shadow demon re-entering the meta
APOLOGIZE
THESE FUCKING ILLUSIONS
ABSOLUTE KEKS
THE RAT HAS EVOLVED
RETURN DAMAGES TOWERS GUYS
IT DAMAGES TOWERS
>shadow demon centaur siege strats
This is great
>>144403176
what the fuck
Somaliance finds new ways to be cancerous every day.
>>144403202
If I take off that hat will you die?
>>144403184
you mean like fountain hooks ?
>>144403251
>tfw all of loda's signature heroes are perfect for shadow demon comps
damn, alliance got the mem game on lock
>>144403286
>one works as it should
>one was an obvious bug
TANKY
DPS
>Centaur Shitrunner is only good with cheese strat
;_;
i just want him to be viable hero..
>>144403176
yes please
>vg.r can barely kill a disrupter
>Alliance abusing op shit to win
I think I've seen that before
>chinks
>>144403176
no, but thinking of it is nice already
>alliance is back
>leshrac is back
What a time to be alive lads
>>144403176
I'm not a feet person but damn that webm got me hard.
> no Mikasa mid
do VG.R want to win or what
>>144403368
Go onto dotabuff>meta
Sort by winrate at 5k
See who's the only one beating memestealer and omnicunt
>>144403381
>op
>the only thing that makes centaur relevant outside of his ult
>>144403381
>chinkshitters this mad
Apologize.
>>144403502
soz
>>144403261
jelly lil chink
>>144403502
Apologize to me and my wife's daughter.
>>144403502
s-sorry l-god
i wil never doubt u again
>>144403450
HOLY SHIT HE HAS 56% WINRATE IN +5K MMR?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>>144403450
>sub 3% pick rate
>>144403502
>unironically wearing a Monster cap
WE ARE BACK
>>144403502
comenosai ;_;
>>144403592
He's getting paid for that.
>centaur strat
Wait. What did I just miss?
>>144403628
nah he is just balding
>>144403261
>get outdrafted
>get mad
lmao just give in to diversity faggot
>>144403612
NANI?
>>144403502
sorry you are bald
so alliance will take first 10 kills again right
SHADOW
DEMON
>>144403594
THE TRUE MASTER OF SHADOWS HAS RETURNED
I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE DAY SHADOW DEMON THE DOTA 2 HERO DOES SOMETHING TO WIN THE GAME
>>144403643
sd disrupting cent to safely push towers
dotards lost their shit because they dont know shit about dota
>>144403592
Gotta hide that bald
Engineerman
Q - Railroad: Engineer can build portions of railroad along any lane. Towers can move along built railroads. (railroad portions can be destroyed but have a lot of hp and are magic immune)
W - Trenches: Engineer makes a hole in the ground which stays for 2 minutes. Any ally on that spot/hole is tinted in red, that means he's invisible to every enemy that isn't in close distance. Enemies walking directly over a trench are slowed.
E - Wall - Small portion of permanent wall that can be destroyed but has high hp. Creeps will slowly climb over it but other units can't. Blocks enemy vision.
R - Rebuild: Rebuilds any building. Cooldown 7/5/3 minutes
>>144403643
shadow demon disruption illusions of centaur killing all t3's with return
>>144403643
Centaur Warrunner illusions do full return damage to towers so Shadow Demon kept spamming the illusions at Dire's towers
>>144403654
I never claimed he wasnt balding.
>>144403502
>>144403125
why is she in heels?
>Alliance being destroyed laning and mid game
>Tune out because it's boring
>Get back in, Alliance are taking rax
What the fuck happened.
>>144403654
Can you stop bullying bald people
>>144403502
Sorry you married to an ape.
>>144403662
CHOTTO MATTE
>>144403730
>>Alliance being destroyed
>What the fuck happened.
you failing to understand dota
>>144403717
>Im so hard right now!
>>144403730
anti-BKB carries fucked Naix in the ass and everyone was too tanky to even care about Queen of Pain's 'nukes' or Riki's puny right clicks
>Not one rare drop from whatever compendium shit I did
fuck this shit
>>144403730
memes
>>144403693
that shit is unfun and should be removed. uncounterable bullshit
>nahaz
SHUT UP
>>144403812
just ward their jungle
>>144403812
>uncounterable
Lion
>>144403730
meme siege
>>144403698
>build railroad from t3 to t1
>suddenly have to push both t1 and t3 at once
ebin
>>144403730
they tried lassooing centaur and lesh did 5k damage in 1 fight
lifestealer no mkb
>>144403812
>uncounterable bullshit
HEXEN
>>144403812
>unfun
for you
>>144403812
should we prevent axe illusions from counter helixing too ?
>>144403812
be a little more subtle and youll be hired instantly at riot/blizz
>>144403892
>>suddenly have to push both t1 and t3 at once
>Pick techies as well
>now have to push both t1 and t3 with mines laying all around
turtle gaming
>TOBI CHOKING
haha
Hey
can they fuck off with the godddamn meme terrain already, i feel like im watching another game
>tfw dota has almost no good porn
>>144403969
>build wall
>hide mines behind wall
ebinx2
>>144404019
SOPPING WET DOE CUNT
>>144403997
I like how both map sides are identical just like another f2p game that's pretty popular in this genre
>it's an MVP doesn't win a single series tourney
they're so inconsistent it hurts to watch
Based russian cast.
I think that vgr gameplan lost them the game. Naix was inside riki for a good portion of the time so they ended up with a very farmed qop and a very underfarmed Naix, getting outcarried by a broodmama 56mn in.
>>144404019
so ?
who is blitz coaching?
UHH DOTARDS?
>>144404040
>Pick engineerman, techies, tinker
>enemy can NEVER go highground
that would be the most unfun shit ever.also nice 404040
>>144403286
are you legitimately retarded?
>>144404041
s-source
>>144403892
>>144403969
>move t1 and t2 towers to t3
>build walls on the side lanes
>techies mines mid lane
this is how you get a 100+ min game
>>144404019
>not liking futa/gay
Faggot
is bulldog the most unique offlaner in doter?
Instead of Loder playing the carry, he's playing the tempo controler role, which offlaners typically do, while Bulldog just wanks about in his own lane with brood, furion, doom or cyla.
I dont think I've ever seen an offlaner with this dynamic in dota, where theyre essentially the teams carry instead of the safelaners.
That said - why doesnt alliance run bulldog as their "offlane carry" in all of their games?
e.g. they had him on slardar and they lost, but they have him on furion next game and they miraculously win
>>144404057
>Just won
They let an alch freefarm mid game 1 because they thought they had enough burst to turn him into a gold pinata
>>144404071
nope
alliance had a very good gameplay -> tank up, run circles around the little melee carry and just whittle through them eventually
>>144404068
>svinarnik
kek
>>144404107
liquid
Condolences dotards. You had a good run..
>>144404108
>salty muricans
lmao based
>>144404019
But it does.
THE STORY OF ARTOUR "RTZ" BABAEV:
Join EG -> 3rd place TI, buys Midas and tries tolo solo Rosh while they lose base
Leave EG -> Join Secret, EG wins DAC and TI, Secret gets 8th at TI
Leave Secret -> Join EG, Secret wins Major, EG 3rd or some shit.
Leave EG -> Join Secret, LOSE EVERYTHING
Can you fucking explain it to me, why is this fucking retard wanted by any team?
Why are the analysts all old farts? I thought only kids play dota
>>144404108
what am i missing here?
>>144404140
Every team has their star players, for Alliance it's Bulldog and (sometimes) s4.
>>144404174
>counting open beta players
>>144404174
> 1 game
>3 platforms
>1 game
>1 platform
good one retard
>>144404165
why isn't he coaching EG?
blitz is always sucking EG dick
>>144404140
he has to play carry because loda is trying to carry with offlane heroes
>>144404174
kek
watch this game die in under a year
NO, ALLIANCE, NO!
WHY ARE YOU NOT PICKING AROUND SHADOW SHAMAN?
there's gonna be some serious S4 puck this gametfw they don't even ban it
>>144404174
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>>144404113
science is not supposed to be fun, but effective
>>144404162
I still think that if Naix didnt spend 20% on his time afk inside Riki, VGr would have an easier time.
>>144404264
this is the numbers after the launch insecure dotard.
>>144404310
You misspelled demon
SOMEONE SHUT NAHAZ UP
JESUS CHRIST MOST OBNOXIOUS WHORE
ITS ALMOST AT THE POINT OF ID RATHER HAVE MONKEYTROUBLE ON THE PANEL INSTEAD OF THIS FUCKING GUY
>No good streams are on
W-What do /d2g/?
>>144404340
>yfw just turtle in base until enemy team rage abandons
>PINOYS ARGUING IN THE BOOTH
LMAO MINESKI ON THE ROAD TO SELF-DQ.
>>144404140
bb-b-b-but bulldog has the smallest hero pool in pro dota meme xDDD
>>144404367
yes. Yes I did. I was becoming too emotional.
>>144404362
I want tohug D.va.
>>144404319
>puck
>a hero that only stuns himself past 20min
>winning anything
why are untermenschenwatch fans so delusional??
give it 4months it'll be deader than hots i swear
>>144404385
>still on the nahaz hate train
It's 2016, grow up
>>144404113
>tfw you'll never see a game with naga, tinker, techies and rapier warden in a single team
>>144404402
? where? I didn't see that on the english stream
>>144404264
>>144404272
>>144404302
>>144404336
Thanks for all the replies! :)
I put a lot of effort posting the same baits every thread and without your replies it would be for nothing. Thanks, really!
>>144404415
>bulldog and not mind control
that nigga plays 2 heroes only literally
>>144404445
>yfw Nahaz is 38
>>144404430
>paying $80 for TF2
you have to be delusional to buy it in the first place
>>144404174
?
dota has never been the nr 1. game in terms of players/sales/revenue whatever
this literally changes nothing
MINESKI IS INFIGHTING AT THE BOOTH
THE GOOKS HAVE SET THEM OFF
>>144404395
Did you join the Discord yet?
>>144404385
>not watching russian drunk analysis
>Can't watch the Liquid vs [A] series because I had to go to sleep early to go to the clinic to fulfill treatment
>The beds we had reserved to do the treatment were being used, even though there were tons of other beds available
>Had to come back home, only to have to return there in an hour
I really, REALLY, want to kick whosoever thought paid health care was a good idea
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tell me, /d2g/, how did Liquid - Alliance end? I couldn't watch the third game
>>144404514
HOW BASED
>>144404469
1. Dark Seer
2. Furion
3. Beastmaster
you were 2/3s right
>>144404430
Even Soe, one of Blizzard's biggest fangays, jumped ship and she's coming back to dota.
>>144404469
just how fucking shit are you at reading anon
>>144404449
Doturds BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?
>>144404501
why are they fighting theyll end up in the lower bracket even if they beat mvp anyway
>>144404514
why have they got purge?
>>144404402
>>144404501
>yfw you saw it starting with the Dark Seer's angry pings when they lost the bot t2
>>144404514
>gaben can't keep up on google translate
based
>s4 QoP
>>144404501
>>144404402
stop fuckin lying
>>144404521
Worst game of the three, shitquid stomped A
>>144404395
here cutie
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TEAnusm
>>144404501
any webm ?
GIVE ME ALL THE FARM. I HAVE A GAME TO ____
>>144404616
Any webms?
>>144404649
LOSE
>>144403118
Wait for 5 years until ActiBlizz pulls out the nostalgia cardI hope they re-release WC1 and 2 for PC someday.
>>144404616
>hating on goodSwedes
>>144404649
Ember Spirit doesn't do that for Chinese Teams
>>144404602
I want off this wild ride
>>144404649
needlessly prolong until it crashes and is proclaimed a dr[A]w
>>144404478
that actually scares me
HUSKAR PICKED
>>144404695
Jesus christ that's brutal
>>144404478
Stress is no joke.
>QO Ember
ALL THE FARM
ALL OF IT
MORE RAPIERS
SELL BOOTS BUY RAPIERS
GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP
is Lina no longer in the meta? I haven't seen her picked at all yet
>>144404521
Alliance where outdrafted hard.
>both mids survive at 10 hp
>>144404887
>unironically picking badLion
>>144404887
don't tell me the "fuck it! i kill whoever i want - pure dmg - meta" was fun
>>144404920
What shit did they draft this time?
Nerf this bullshitbird to the ground.
What's with all the best players in teams performing poorly this tournament?
Bulldog and EE especially are so much better than the other shitters in their team but are playing like garbage.
>>144404521
will you finally become a girl ?
>>144405036
(you)
>lmao what damage no face man
>>144405001
less damage and teamfight than the enemy team
It's pretty basic
pfhahahaha
>alliance
lol
Jesus s4 is bad
>>144404980
>turns you into a cyclone
>waves hands in air
>waves hands up and then down
>points at you
>300g has been deposited to your account
retarded meta
>>144405058
I wish I was on the right :/
>>144405036
>best players in teams
>EE
How are we so dead during esports?
>>144405058
No. It's a treatment for a disease related to inmunodefficiencies. Due to a repeated gen, my body generates an enzim which increases the toxicity of my white globules, causing the body to have to dispose of them earlier. The treatment I'm getting is to get a bit more defenses and be a bit more protected
Who else is ruining their sleep schedule for this shitty tournament?
>>144404970
sauce
>>144405204
amerilards asleep
pee noise don't have internet
S4 QOP LUL
>>144405204
alliance is playing fuck that
>>144405232
thats a really weird way to say aids
I wouldve reported s4
>>144405243
http://34-san.tumblr.com/post/144918899536
>>144405204
it's 4-7am in America
>>144405280
Nah. My body still generates defenses, but it just has to get rid of them earlier. If I had AIDS, they'd be in an absolute zero, my man.
>>144405204
weeblords and soe fags destroyed the past threads.
it'll get better during the main event.
>>144404887
Not really viable
>throw all nukes
>hit a few enemies
>no survivability
>>144405232
you can't intimidate me with genes, enzymes, etc. I actually understand that stuff
>>144405329
so its like the opposite of aids ?
>>144405204
EG and Secret fantards that spammed ebim laughing faces and /int/ shitposting on cooldown have left in shame
>>144405443
>EG and Secret fantards that spammed ebim laughing faces and /int/ shitposting on cooldown have left in shame
Holy fuck
You are absolutely correct
It's the fucking legion of redditfaggots that bandwagon the most popular teams that shitpost in that fucking annoying way
>>144405204
only boring teams playing
>>144405329
Is this you Tiago? Please don't die ._.
tactical fly
>there is a fucking fly on my screen
LMAO
>There is a FUCKING fly on my screen
WHEN WILL LODA GET BANNED FROM VALVE EVENTS
HE SWORE
HOW DID HE END UP ON LODAS SCREEN
>>144405443
>>144405483
>They fell for the honeypot TI
>>144405512
I ain't spamming any retarded terms like "Dudester, dudestein, broseidon", nor am I annoyingly spacing my postsI'm third-world ixmike
>>144405549
>not OG.Fly
Fuck off you russian subhuman
>>144405564
Oh it's sp00k?
>>144405242
>be NEET
>Wake up exactly when it starts and go to sleep when it ends
I love major/TI weeks as a NEET
>le tactical pause
>le meme fly on screen
How is this allowed?
>>144405602
isn't it really awful after?
When they end and there's nothing for weeks or more
>>144405595
>posting jews
you fucked up anon
nani the hell is this draft d2gugu
>>144405595
i wonder who could that be behind this post
>>144405602
>yfw strayacunt
>Major's start at start at 11 am and ends around 11 pm
fucking NOICE
>>144405669
You have to find things to keep you distracted, or you get caught up in anxiety/depression/self loathing and feel like killing yourself.
>>144405750
australia getting rekt by greece now
>>144405769
>No friends ever
>No life ever
>No goals or responsibilities ever
>Literally a waste of resources
l e l
e
l
>>144405750
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE BEING AN SA FAG.
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP WHEN THE TOURNAMENT IS HAPPENING
>>144405769
I'm in education, and I still get caught up by all those things, lmao
>>144405253
watching it on tv senpai
>>144405669
my life is awful anyway, esports is a good distraction for a week, we just find some other shit to distract us or sleep 16hours a day when theres nothing onplaying the game helps pass the time
>actually showing reddit comments on stream
lmfao
/d2g/ posts on stream when
>>144405890
Didn't you see the CARRY abaddon tweet getting there?
That thread was glorious, for fuck's sake
why is the main stream still using this fucking map
>>144405769
>anxiety/depression/self loathing and feel like killing yourself.
oh hi
iktf
>>144405932
CEST so I miss most of the games unfortunately
