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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
I thought there were more on there than that.
1rd for Post Medics
>>144345625
early version why
>>144345625
Yeah post the updated one, I'm having a cow
>>144345724
i dont have the finished version
you can make the next thread with it
got it
>>144345823
I demand reparation
get me
>>144345948
o-okay
*gets undressed*
post butts in >>>/trash/3218172
>>144345945
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Valve releases an update with what you were hoping but had to fuck up ________
matchmaking
>>144346437
Highlander & 6s is released, no blacklists, queue is just as terrible
>>144345945
i don't like viva but his loadout is pretty
un-delet it
>>144346319
the economy
>>144347332
who?
>>144347352
Trade hold hits all parties, even mobile auth.
Crates no longer use standard keys
Keys from before the update become vintage, can't be used except as a 'souls gargoyle' type token that recrafts vintage stuff together.
Unusuals can only be unboxed by vintage keys.
All hats go all class
>>144347825
>vintage keys
what
you mean normal non-case keys?
>>144347825
Yes perfect, even the part of no more unusuals ever
>>144348079
Yeah, they change how the key game works completely
:i
They'd keep the whole process for weapon skins but hats become the status symbol they were meant to be
>>144348361
Good guess but I'm literally a Who from Whoville
>>144348460
>status symbol
>meant to be
What is your major malfunction?
>>144345625
>tfw asteroid debris is actually soldier bombing from space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkw7l8IgM4g
will the earth medic survive this fight?
>>144348932
Oh ok ur just new that's acceptable
>>144349225
So you're one of those people who takes everything at face value. I have a Modest Proposal for you.
>>144349528
Eldritch Bait, spun from the Yarn of Old
overwatch is fun but i suck
how do i not suck
>>144349875
Jonathan Swift was good at baiting, some (who?) would even call him a master.
Anyhow Unusuals were just a reward for being very lucky and wasting your time unboxing. Much like the earbuds at first they were only an indication of how much of a fool you were. Only one or two of the effects even looked good, the rest were very situational. Having an unusual that didn't look good meant about as much as having a nuts robo-topi does now. That's great son, you wasted your time.
>>144350440
it goes too fast for me, i can't handle it
Given our b8bros are part of the family, lets talk about something wholely tf2
How to make Spy a viable pick
>>144350592
you can't
now tell me how to not suck at overwatch
>>144345625
I wasted 99 cents on this
Please validate my poor decisions
>>144350373
id?
>>144350703
What do you mean
>>144350373
1. Pick Bastion
2. win PotG
3. kys because this is /tf2g/ you fuckwit
kys me
>>144350592
koth? cp? Give me context bruh
>>144350996
lol kys fgt
>>144350592
Well if I wanted spy to be an actual contender he should have a sapper than can't be removed but only deactivates the sentry. A single pybro makes that entire part of playing spy disappear, so if he guaranteed got the sentry to "restart" building from level 1 to level 3 it'd be a way to play around the homewrecker/engiecamp
One of the main problems spy faces is being far less effective when fighting enemies that expect to face spies, especially more than one. Quite a few times a baddie friendly spy has decloaked near me and in the spray I got noticed. If spy had an additional movement option, perhaps like Snake from MGS could prone, hang from ledges, or climb things a bit over crouch+jump height he could be a more credible and timely threat to people hiding behind their line, as well as have new ways to escape detection.
>>144350592
spy's problem is the better the opposite team is, the harder it is to play
so it's a class forever designated to be pub shit
>>144351071
why
>>144351236
bastion is boring
>>144351607
I like that, I almost wish he had prop options so his hit box could lower more significantly
>>144350592
spy needs to be more effective when nobody expects him. like a faster decloak time would be good, and maybe a faster walking speed while invisible. also, the only situations a spy is viable in, are situations that people would easily detect a spy in.
>>144350373
Queue with friends. Solo queues will make you wanna rip your hair off
Is it still possible to change spy decloak sound to cheat? Does it need sv_pure?
>>144354702
Or step sounds I guess
>tfw got potg on ster and ruwin's team fortress 2 and overwatch streams
>>144351581
A (you)! My existence and shitty tastes have been validated!
>>144352124
Yeah but that Ult tho
>>144354702
No, you could find a server addon that emables Item sets though. Get your saharan spy on
>>144350996
considering it's worth 3+ dollars at least you could turn a profit
>>144356363
kekekekeeekke
>>144356437
I bought the gun for 3.31, then burned 99 cents for a name tag. At lease the desc tag was free
>>144356767
at least you can play with the robo head I guess
>>144356363
Oh I'm laufin
junkrat is fun as fuck
post tf2 memes
Since there's no Rhythm games general and I know some of you fags play Osu (I'm looking at you, videogames)
How do you handle low BPM songs? They just throw me off so much, anything under 140bpm is suffering.
>>144358593
>>144358862
thanks
new pass time map announced
>>144359090
who cares?
>>144359161
i do
>>144359161
me to, that gamemode is fun, better than OW imo
What mercenary has the voice?
>>144358593
yep.
>>144360032
Clearly, the dude who voices Medic, since he's gotten around with his voice acting
>>144360032
The one with the Australian accent.
>>144358593
>>144360032
I meant to post "What mercenary has the best voice?"
Geel's doing an AMA on reddit
tempted to post handsleep
>>144361975
Ask him about his footrest.
>>144361975
link it
>>144362136
>handsleep
>>144362283
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4med08/geel_i_coown_a_few_websites_ama/
>>144358593
>>144360275
Yeah, I like him more as Kazuhira Miller from the Metal Gear Solid series though.
His performance in the Phantom Pain and Ground Zeroes was pretty damn good.
>>144362409
you know honestly I was about to post it but I'd probably get purged/no one else would get the joke
can't think of anything actually clever to say other than college dropout who likes to rest his feet
Who /meme/ in here?
>>144363521
disgusting
>>144363521
I'm the best memer around. I'm so good at them, I myself am a living meme
>>144357736
Shitposting Demoman
ftfy
>>144364054
n*gger detected
>>144358825
just don't play them
>>144363521
white bruisers is better
>>144365785
I have to if I want to unlock all the song sadly.
>>144350373
6 stack + voice
>>144367990
but i don't have friends
I won my first ever mge fight
>>144368984
kys shitter
i won the first time i played mge
>>144369012
>>144369029
it was my first time and I won
>>144368903
there's a discord for the owg where you can find people to play with
>playing TF2 with my girlfriend
>she's beating me in Scout MGE
> :(
>go Soldier (v Soldier)
>win
:)
>gf
disgusting
>>144370659
>losing mge to a girl gamer
>>144360260
meme-s worthy of our time
>>144371065
my girlfriend could probably kick your ass wanna MGE her
>>144369369
but i'm autistic when talking to strangers with a mic and i'm not na or eu
>>144372678
Hell yeah ill mge ur gf all night thx 4 the invite
>>144372818
wow that is NOT OK dude
>>144372237
Now the hard work: making it Soldier.
Oh! I feel it, Maggots. I feel the hype!
battalion's backup instead of the knapsack
Black Box is a nice and square rocket launcher.
>>144372983
We are all rooting for you
>>144372983
Festive Black Box fits the color scheme too and is even more meme rockit
>>144373718
that's not a bad idea.
my tf2gfu's profile is private
:r
my tf2gfu's isn't
:·3
oh
he made it public
i wonder if he read my post >//<
now it's private again
do you think he hates me
oh
so if I have a trade offer on a 15 day hold but my authenticator is done in like 5 days will the trade offer's hold go down?
Fuck this trade hold shit
>>144361420
GOOD VURK COMRADE!
>>144356942
That's why I got it in the first place
tf2r has like 5 raffles and logs me out every day while scrap.tf has hundreds and keeps me logged in. I am now a #GeelGrenade
>>144377509
no, having the authenticator activate will not complete all trades that are on hold
>>144377851
fucking gay shit
remmeber when there were only level 1 dispensers and teleporters
remember when medic was always picked over scout
Remember the days before OW took over and TF2 was like 30% fun?
remember when videogames didn't exist
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST
>>144377851
Wait , not completing, but it doesn't at least reduce the wait time at all? It wont lop off the rest of the wait? FUCK this
>>144380512
no
i was very frustrated from trading too
you can just click 2 buttons and fuck yourself up for half a month
its not as fun as it used to be
>>144380668
god FUCKING DAMN IT I know its just 15 days but damn thats stupid
I hate doing this, but my depression is in full fuckin' swing: does anyone have a comp. beta gift pass to spare?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998509677/
If you see something in my inventory you want, I'd be happy to give it to you after being gifted the pass.
>>144380945
Lmao, dude, get the fuck outta here with this bullshit
i want to play tf2 but I'm scared that will stop angry with rage again
>>144380945
adding you to send you a comp invite
what did you do to earn the lo fi
>>144372678
>>144372818
damn lmao
>>144372818
rekt & cucked
t b h
>>144381421
For a brief period of time I posted on Facepunch (I was younger and dumber). On the TF2 subforum there's a thread for posting crafting results. Someone smashed a craft hat and a Vintage Lo-Fi together and got a shit hat. Me and a few other posters shit on him, and I shit you not, one of the Kritzcast hosts took notice and posted in the thread. Since my Steam account was tied to my Facepunch account, he gave me and a few others Unique Lo-Fis. Last time I checked their Lo-Fi tracker (it's been down for ages), less than 200 people owned Unique quality Lo-Fi Longwaves. Individuals on that list include Robin Walker and Notch.
>>144381038
<3
I'm getting so sick of this meme. You should be grateful that I even consider healing you. I am not your bitch, you are mine. I don't have to heal you and I don't have to take your shit, especially if you're not keeping me protected from enemy fire.
Post your TF2PlayerRankings stats
tf2 ocs are ruining the game
>>144382637
i can also pubstomp without you, while you need to latch onto someone that can actually shoot a gun
pussy
Can someone post the healslut gif?
>>144382637
there's healsluts and healdoms
Whenever I play medic I'm a healdom, since I'm better than 99.9% of my heal targets at whatever class they play so i call what they should do and if they don't follow they get removed from the premises
>>144383747
What's the easiest class and why is it the soldier?
> wide splash damage doesn't require good aiming
what do you think about this >>144375402
>>144384342
>meme
>>144384271
just wait until this gets c&d'd
>>144384342
the game is 9 years old, why are there sill low level plebs talking about "easy" classes?
for the same reason that there are still people complaining about "sticky spam" if they see a demo that knows how to use stickies for once
>>144384579
At least detonation of stickies needs skill and practice. Soldier is literally too easy and too powerful.
am i too easy
>>144377720
tf2r would become infinitely better if they forced (Yes, forced. Lock them out of the raffle functions if people don't) users to put their trade offers into some field in their profiles.
Do hats improve the skill of any player?
>>144384726
damn son im gonna post this on /r/tf2 thanks
>>144384437
gets what?
i talked shit to some try hard and posted an mge server address in chat and didn't show up
>>144384726
then why don't you play soldier? if its so easy you could easily pubstomp with it right? why does that not happen?
I made a picture. Do you like my picture?
Finally finished it.
>>144385928
needs more cancer
im going to SLEEP.
please tell me a sniper tale and hold me close to you
anyone who says salty deserves to have their head ripped off and thrown into a blender and shit on
>>144386391
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Sniper_revenge21.wav
>>144385928
Now this is my kind of content
>>144385487
BASED
I tell pretty much everyone I mentor to look at this guide.
>>144385487
>it's ok for me to use objectively broken weapons and centralize the meta because me killing as many people as possible in this video game is more important than the fun of other people also playing the game
>>144388432
Killing as many people as possible is how you have fun in this game. Are you one of those people that doesn't like dying in a video game? Maybe this isn't the game for you, then.
WOW IT MUST BE NICE PLAYING DEMO IN A VALVE SERVER WITH A POCKET MEDIC AGAINST A TEAM THAT HAS NO MEDICS WOW SO MUCH FUN
>>144389969
Just kill the medic.Medics never even bother to heal me whenever I play demo, it hurts.
>Join Badwater pub
>Guy literally has aimbot in his name
>No one calls him out on it
>>144391218
retard detected
if they have aimbot in their name, they just want someone to think they are hacking really badly
I'm working on a tf2 video about botting.
What music should I choose?
>>144392429
elevator music
>>144392429
slamming death metal
>>144392498
>>144392567
I dunno, it wouldn't fit.
I've considered using pendulum or propane nightmares to reference the classic;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g
But I rap would also fit well
>>144393071
cybergrind
>>144392214
Except he was actually aimbotting.
is there a map in any game worse than gold rush boy I sure do love pushing against 6 sentries every time
>>144393364
Hoodoo.
overwatch killed us
>>144393364
play low population servers
something between 10 or 20 to make it not that boring
every game I've played today on blu I've had to deal with sentry spam on last and it is driving me fucking crazy fucking brazilian niggers cant play any other class and nobody will go medic I fucking hate this game so much fuck engineer and fuck sentry spam
>>144398346
>playing pubs
Post Engies
>>144398623
should I use dead tf2center or what and I don't want to play 6s
>>144385432
it sounds like he got you really riled up by doing absolutely nothing.
>>144399151
no he thought he was good and he was talking shit so I told him off and I killed him like 5 times and he said to mge him so I posted the server and then I didn't show up
>>144399114
why are you even playing tf2 at this point
>>144398631
>>144385487
>then why don't you play soldier?
I have been playing soldier a lot recently, which is precisely why I can say now how easy it is to kill armies of people, considering that few people can play the only counter class of soldier, aka Pyro, well.
> if its so easy you could easily pubstomp with it right? Yes.
> why does that not happen?
It has happened a lot recently.
>>144385787
Reality is wrong, assumption is true.
>>144388551
> Are you one of those people that doesn't like dying in a video game?
Yes, it drives me mad.
> Maybe this isn't the game for you, then.
No, I still want to learn and get better. Recently I collected good scores.
>>144399114
Some community servers are good. Too bad that not too many people are playing in them.
>>144399304
Alright man.
>>144391218
>join upward pub
>2 demos destroying everyone and everything while being kritzed constantly
>if you go anywhere near the cart you'll get demolished
and thats when i stopped joining tf2gers pubs
>>144398631
Who is more mobile: Soldier or Demo, and why?
>>144399934
soldier.
demo can only do 1 or 2 jumps without having to get healed whereas a soldier with gunboats can travel a lot further.
Whilst demo can travel further in a single jump, the way most maps are laid out means that several smaller jumps as soldier is more useful than a single, long jump.
Outside of explosion jumping, demo's shields trump soldier's whip/escape plan but that's all irrelevant.
>>144399760
Who was it?
>>144400316
id/matchstickman
he was going 70-9 i think but the other demo was well over 100-single digit
i didn't recognize the other demo or the medic though
>>144400635
That sounds super not fun.
I hate when medics pocket me it's really annoying
>>144399934
Interesting question. Demo is technically faster on most maps, however, soldier's mobility is much more reliable to... err, rely on.
>>144398631
>>144400813
I don't like it when medics pocket me over clearly better players, but when they refuse to even heal me it gets annoying.
>>144397174
>Invest over $100 in keys to fuel my hat addiction
>Overwatch comes out
>You get crates when you level up
>You don't need a key or to spend money to open them
>Cool opening animation
>Four things in each crate
>You get some cash back if it's a duplicate
>The gameplay is okay too
>Each character is well defined enough that I don't need to worry about if they're demoknight/demo cuntsman/bazaar/sleeper directhit/jumper/default etc
I think I found a new gambling simulator
>>144399934
on an empty map a demo
but a soldier has the ability to rapidly re-position himself at a very low cost, where the demo has to deal with an arm time and each jump taking half his health
>>144400737
it wasn't
i tried all i could but 2 well-coordinated above average demos in a pub are literal hell
i even tried getting them with bodyshots with a sydney sleeper but they're so twitchy i couldn't kill either
mfw i
mfw u have brain damage
KILL
Sydney sleeper is a good weapon I'm going to start using that more often. I forgot it existed
I played TF2 today. It was fun.
Nothing triggers me more than a shitty pyro who tries to reflect all of my rockets that shit makes me rage
>>144401721
My favorite pyros are the ones that W+M1 right over my stickies.
>>144401721
i am this pyro
>>144401961
Why do you try so hard for a reflect kill it's so annoying I love when some fag pyro is trying to reflect my teammates rockets and I get right in his face and blow him up with my rocket and he can't do anything about it
>>144402071
you just said you hated that
>>144402071
for me, getting reflect kills is the only redeming feature of that class. I'd rather try and fail to reflect a rocket than walk at you holding m1
>>144398631
>>144400958
I gave up after 100 Loot Boxes. Fuck ton of dupes after 50
>>144403505
You ended up going for it despite the pencil clipping? I like it.
>>144403917
Yeah, the Pencil clips with everything, so I figured "I really like Hot Rod, though. Fuck it"
>cosmetic fags
here is a wallpaper
>>144405678
is a nice wallpaper , take this
>>144406261
i like where this is going
>>144406337
Is this what we're doing?
>>144406575
less talk and more wallpapers
less me
A tiled wallpaper for you guys.
>>144406712
cause some dont agree with how i doodis
i get straight meditate like a poodis
Can I shill my items here?
>>144405678
>>144406141
>>144406575
>>144406770
fucking saved
>>144407101
>>144407002
Go ahead.
>>144407161
I actually only have like 3 TF2 wallpapers.
>>144407193
now you can have more wallpapers
you want tf2 wallpapers
i give you tf2 wall papers
>>144407318
i like the gyrocopter engie
(^-^ )╯╲___(｡˘з˘)ᗡლ==8 Don’t mind me just taking my Dotsy for a walk
>>144407525
he is actually super mario
the part of my left leg where it connects to my butt hurts when i lift it
am i die
>>144407217
could've used antialiasing
you can clearly notice aliasing on top of mid and in the door to kitchen
Selling a Strange Sandstone Special (MW), 2.17 keys (backpack.tf price), 2 keys for TF2G.
Add me id/acagebeyond
yeah i alias sometimes
my current one is "man with arm" how about you
i just use "human"
>m*n
:x
>:x
why are you angry
I have this, but there's a huge watermark on it and I can't find a version without it
water me
is human's name really mark
but you are a weed
you need to be pruned
oh
i suck
>>144408159
where is the watermark? I can't even find it
