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Cannot Be Arsed To Get Proper Image Edition

>PC 3.9 - Viking Invasion
https://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-viking-invasion-3-9-pts-patch-notes/

>XBO & PS4 3.8 - Perfect Storm
https://www.smitegame.com/smite-console-perfect-storm-3-8-patch-notes/

>Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

>Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
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Previous Thread:
>>144053220
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First for Paladins.
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>>144299868
Nice job updating the op you massive faggot.
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Nth for Paladins. Also >>144301150 , if you wanna be a memester at least update the OP.

>>144294020
My dreams are over.
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>>144303193
Man, I want Loki to fucking destroy me.
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>>144299868
>didn't update the OP

Just don't make OP's then you fucking lazy cunt.
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How is everyone doing FP-wise? 2720 and way behind schedule here. Burned out on Smite, but I'll be playing more if just for the free gems for the next three days.
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>>144305209
>schedule
What schedule?
I have 6780
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>>144305714
Compared to Season 2 I'm way behind point-wise.
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>>144298912
nigga g-fuel is powder, you mix it with water
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>>144307220
>g-fuel
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>>144307220
Bretty damn cute. Would support them in Siege.
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>>144307538
too late my man, she already has a support.
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>>144307667
S'all good. So do I. But they do not play Smite nearly enough.
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>>144307667
Amanda>>>>> Shittouch sloppy seconds
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>>144307667
>>144308595

Ahahaha
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>>144308595
is Frozen's name Amanda?
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>>144308768
Yes
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Belladona code is not working as intended guys. Wtf...
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>>144308992
>he doesn't have the godpack
>he doesn't already have the recolor
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>>144305209
hovering around 6500 or so
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https://twitter.com/HirezChris/status/738740598182711296

FREYA IS GETTING A REMODEL
FREYA IS GETTING UPDATED
FREYA IS GETTING A SKIN
FREYA IS GETTING STUFF
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>>144309694
God I hope it's just model tweaks and retexture, she is pretty much perfect right now.
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>>144309694
Good, she looks ugly as-is.
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>>144309694
>>144309854
Nope, more clothing. She's practically naked
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>>144309925
FUCK YOU CHRIS
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and just when you throught you were the sexiest person in this thread I showed up

P.S.why do so many people instalock dd's?
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>>144309925
I wouldn't mind if they gave her more armor t b h, the boob cups are kinda stupid.

>>144310042
Because wolves are cool as fuck.
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>talking in game about how op susano is
>I start calling him genji in the middle of the conversation
i think I have a problem
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>>144310182
but 3 out of 5?
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>>144309694
Is that an angewomon skin?
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>>144309694
kill yourself nigger
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>>144309694
Will the new Freya be meaty enough?
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Can we get old Ancile back? The one that gave 50 physical power, 50 magical defense, and 15% CDR at max stacks?
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Alright but when is Vamana getting a remodel? I'd like to play him but sadly his disgusting model repels me

He feels like a shit eating freak boy that travels in packs and ambushes travellers to devour their feet
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>>144309414
>He didn't buy the God pack when it was half off
>He didn't buy the God pack after already having all the gods unlocked
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Defense is such a useless fucking stat.

>build midgardian mail, breastplate of valor, hide of the nemean lion
>chiron kills me instantly with a few autos

Should I just build full damage? At least then I can try to kill them before they kill me.
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>>144313792
What god were you?
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https://twitter.com/hirezchris/status/738760067135250433

Git hype
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>>144314107
Get hype for a fan made pic that isn't even gonna happen
ye on
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>>144314107
>https://twitter.com/hirezchris/status/738760067135250433
FINALLY
IT ONLY TOOK 2 YEARS OF THAT ONE GUY POSTING THE SAME ISIS PIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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>>144314107
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Celtic pantheon when Hi-Rez?
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>>144315002
Two years if you keep spaming it
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>>144315146
Ok
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>>144310561
That looks like a character from Angel Blade.

I guess that would fit freya, now wouldn't it.
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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/e/e1/SkiPatrolSkadi_Taunt_Directed_Aphrodite.ogg
What did she means by this?
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>>144315920
She wants the V.
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>>144314107
We did it Reddit!
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I've been working on Amaterasu.
Right now I've been using a tanky build that focuses on CDR. I tried looking up some builds for further ideas and some are saying she's an auto attack god. Is aa the way I should be building her?
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>>144317072
She's an ult and aura bot, that's it.

You can throw a qin's on her at the end of the build if you feel you don't need anymore defense but that's about it.
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>>144314107
fucking FINALLY!
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>>144317072
winged blade and stone cutting sword for sanic fast movement speed
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HOLY SHIT A WOMAN IS GONNA PLAY SPL
THAT BITCH NULISA
FUCK YOU IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TACO THE FIRST FEMALE PRO PLAYER


REALXZ HAS BEEN GONE FOR LIKE HALF THE GODDAMN SPLIT BY NOW LMAO.


hope Nulisa gets fucked right up.
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>>144318813
>Fnatic get a girl in the team
>they start to play well
How is such a thing even possible?
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>>144320924
She lets them all fuck her if they win games.
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Slavic pantheon when?

I want Chernobog and Baba Yaga
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GEM EVENT STARTS TODAY
time to spam loki (sorry) so i can get easy first win on the day so i can afford dat sweet Ski Patrol skin desu
also, its fryday so dat means getting drunk and raging at my team for stealing my kills lol
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>gem events

150 gems just isn't enough to force myself to suffer the pain of trying to get 3 wins a day during said event.
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i'm actually mad a girl i don't like is gonna win a game.

fuck that nulisa bitch
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>>144322287
lmao get cucked
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Would you /smgen/?
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>>144323437
Only if Jiffy is fucking me at the same time.
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>>144317072
Go full 2.5 auto attack speed.
It's not exactly meta, but it's fun.
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>fnatic actually won a game

What the fuck did I miss?!
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>>144323832
N U L I S A
U
L
I
S
A
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>>144314105
Hercules.
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>>144323832
Am surprised desu.
They git a grill gamer, and now they win.
WEW

Also:
>Jiffy was supposed to be the hottest thing since sliced bread
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>>144324106

who was even talking about jiffy before the spring split?

sorry jiffy but you know your performance hasn't been up to snuff
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>>144324364

>adapting 2.0

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144323437
no, i hate this bitch
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holy shit either Dignitas are pulling an NV-tier performance, or Fnatic are actually starting to play well.
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>>144324913
Hate sex is best sex anon
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>>144324993
i dislike her so much i wouldn't even touch her to rape her.
i just don't
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>>144324984
>that Nulissa play
cancel that
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>Nulisa made history as the first SPL player woman
>First woman to win an SPL game
>first woman to win an SPL set
>all this while being a literal who
disgusting
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>>144321082
All at once or do they take turns?
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>play jungler
>2-3 lanes get fucked
What do you do? Ignore the lane that plays the worst completely? It feels like it's not worth it to try anything in a lane where they're playing like ass but at the same time I don't want the opposing laner to get fed for free.
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>>144326484
They're a team, so all at once obviously.
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>>144326685

dp + spitroast and handjob?
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>fnatic wins both sets

Well fuckin rip my fp, but it's nice to see fnatic not get completely ass fucked for a change

HEY JIFFY! Get your ass carried by a gurl gamer fag
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>>144326836
Yes.
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>>144326506
Calling it jungler is a mistake.
That role is really just a glorified babysitter. You look for which lane is getting bullied the most, and you go babysit that lane till another one needs your help.
It's why I stopped playing jungle mungle desu. If I wanted to be a cuck I would play support.
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Will this set be the turning point of the Nulisa x Jiffy romance ?
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>>144327332
>Jiffy
>romance
hahahahaha she is probably fucking zyheroes and maniakk
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>>144327332
So I wasn't the only one who noted that they spent a lot of time together during the game.
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>and back then the speed buff wasn't around back then

Why the fuck does anatoily keep doing this shit? Maybe he should get some speech classes or something
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>>144327602
>leaves him for adapting at first
>then fucks his teammates instead once they are finally on a team together
poor jiffy
will he ever find happiness ?
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>>144327603
literally all the junglers are basically mid supports lol.
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>>144314107
>It was vaswookie all along
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Name a god or goddess to be picked for bullying.
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>>144328898
Scylla
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>>144303193
Was gonna get the Loki Jester skins, but the color pallets both suck, seriously, why couldn't they just go with a standard, purple, gold, green motif. The washed out blue, and Red, black, look stupid
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>>144328976
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/41/Bastet_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/03/Anubis_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/12/Hades_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/0d/Ram_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/70/Medusa_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/72/NinjaNemesis_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/1c/DiverPoseidon_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/f/f4/SteampunkSerqet_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
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White Death on my first undying chest. Fuck me, i wanted the Rambo skin
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>>144329741
Poseidon just wants to fuck her older sister
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I like paradigm's highlight vid the best, the music is just perfect
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LOLOL What the fuck?!
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how did ao died? i missed it
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>french fag on ps4 has 4k views
>official hirez channel during SPL has 7k
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Say hypothetically I don't have a mouse for the next few days, which character would be the easiest to play with a touchpad?
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>>144331709

This is one instance where erez being weird helps out I imagine. He dumps money into smite esports even though barely anyone gives a fuck about it
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>>144331626
Suicide on tower
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>>144331892
even if it's small esports are great marketing for the game and help foster a more fun and engaged community

an online game without a properly organized competitive outlet will always die
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>>144309694
wonder if its a texture update or full remodel.
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>>144333349
i hope its a full 4k texture update.
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Are there any skin recolors you guys prefer to the originals? I think the only ones in particular I care for are Fenrir, Sylvanus, Geb, Zeus, Zhong Kui, and Kumbakharna.
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>>144331868
Early on when I first got my laptop, I bound Q and E to the basic/cast and cancel, and honestly you could play just about any god like that and it would be fine. That said, the likes of Hades or any melee character like baka or kali or mercury are pretty easy
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Xaliea is bae
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>>144334047
freya
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>>144331709
This is what happens when you completely fuck up a competitive game by adding a bunch of meme modes.
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>>144334047
Scylla for the black hair.
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I JUST WANT TO WIN MY 3 GAMES AND GO LET ME FCKING GOO
REEEEEEEE
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>>144334878
>3-23 mercury that used his ult whenever he got it
Kill me
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are you guys ready for Amanda Baerickson as our new Smite host for tournaments?
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>>144335076
>tfw just went from 1-4 to 11-5 as Merc
Have faith.
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>>144334878
>play 3 games
>got the 3 first win
GIT
U
D
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>>144335076
>3-23
How?
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>>144333349
>>144333495
Looks like its a full remodel

Ne Zha is getting a skin too
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>When you picking up hot chicks at the bar and but you tell them you play Smite.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/2/25/PixelBusterFreya_Taunt_2.ogg
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>>144335247
That was the end score anon..
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>>144336841
autism
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>play ranked
>lost connection to servers you can still finish this game tho :^)
>win
>disconnect at loading screen without seeing wining screen
Will that game count?
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>>144336806
Please be crossdresser skin
PLEASE
I NEED TO SPAM VVVT
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>>144337118
Ok got back in. Got tp but if didn't count as a win for gem event
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>>144337118
Who cares? Just buy more gems goy
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>Win game
>get DC'd after titan dies
>log back in
>win didn't count

FUCK SAKE I JUST WANT GEMS
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>Isis SPORT SKINS WHEN didn't make it on the big board
Either there is one already in the making, or SPORTS NEVER
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>>144337780
>bigger image
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>>144313792
>only one magic defensive armor
>complains he gets wrecked
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>>144338021
>chiron
>magical
nigga what
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CRASHING DOWN

CRASHING DOWN

CRASHING DOWN!!!!

Thanks Adanas, always letting us know when things are coming from the sky
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>Panthera again having troubles with Cringe crew
what the fuck
emilzy boipussy too strong
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>Game is down
Happy 20 mil everybody, here's to hoping that 25 is just as great!
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>>144339801

Maybe if you asked hindu and adanas the game CRASHED DOWN

Fuck!!!! What's hirez's address so I can send them a goddamn thesaurus
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why ban ra when you have ao kuang and bachus on your comp ?
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>>144340190
you know what you should do?
make a video of the casters saying "crashing down" with a counter and a ding for every crashing down., uploaded to youtube and share it on twitter/here/reddit.
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Fuck. I need my SPL wins and free gems.
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>>144340290

The odin was banned out by CC and Panthera didn't want to deal with both guan and another healer I imagine, and no one's crazy enough to run hel or chang'e mid
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Anyone else ever daydream about being SMITE PRO LEAGUER?
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>>144340458

that's an idea, I dunno shit about video editing but if hirez can manage to get videos on youtube I should be able to handle it
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Paladins is up!
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>>144340798
just get a basic video editor, download some vods of hinduman casted games, and cut the "crashing down" that everybody says , the hard part is listening to the vods marking every "crashing down", then just cut those sections and paste them together, then just google how to do a counter lol.
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>>144337780
>>144337983
>that Vulcan skin
MAMMA MIA
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GAME DOWN GAME DOWN GAME DOWN

WTF HIREZ ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144342551
please don't tell me that they actually rushed spear of deso as first item...
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>>144307220
Thats just a fucking preworkout
Wtf is this nonsense
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>>144342741
It was MOTD and we started with 5000 gold
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>>144338298
Wups...read as chronos
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>"Hey guys I got this great idea, hear me out."
>"Okay, shoot."
>"Ok so you know how we have a really small playerbase compared to our top competitors?"
>"Yeah."
>"What if we just further gimp our already small playerbase by adding a bunch of modes and fuck matchmaking completely for short-time profit gain?"
>"Hmm.."
>"Then when Smite starts to die, we start a new game and repeat the cycle of lagging behind the rest."
>"I like it, I like it a lot. What about you, Bart? What do you think?"
>"Why not just continue to build Smite up competitively, and focus on smaller but steady growth with fewer modes and better matchmaking so we have a stronger playerbase?"
>*dead silence*
>"Just kidding, LMAO"
>*entire room starts laughing*
>"Good one, Bart! Expecting us to do something not completely retarded!"
>"Right? LOL"
>*Bart burns up a Tribes poster in the room while laughing*
>*everyone laughs harder*
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>>144342975

that GG shit is basically just caffeine
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If raffer didn't dive his dumb ass into their fountain they would have ended the game there
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>>144343695
Let him be cheeky. They're 5 miles above everyone else anyway
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What are you planning on spending your 450 free gems on? I'm going to be a lazy fuck and spend them for SPL points. Only skins I currently want are lockbox only, which defeats the purpose, considering I would have a single shot at them.
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>>144345047
>450 free gems on?
You get 150
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>>144345047
It's 50 gems a day for 3 days.
150 gems.

And to answer the question anyways, I'm saving gems for the summer event.
Might get another bikini skin.
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>>144345047
>450 gems

lmao kid it's 150
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>>144345047
>he thought Hi-Rez was going to give everyone 450 free gems
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>>144346061
>>144346412
>>144346601
>>144346832
It is 450 you tards.
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>>144347695
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>>144347695
1/10 because I responded.
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>play motd

How can people be so god awful with freya? jesus fucking christ
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>>144347813
>>144347890
Check on reddit you absolute bellends. The server issues meant they are increasing the rewards.
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>>144348303
>A redditor is retarded
Wow who would have guessed?
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I havent played since jing wei release.

whats the current jungle route?

is it okay to get throwing dagger instead of bumbas on arachne?

whats the standard support build?

how good is susano in 1v1 fights?
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>>144348453
The meta is to close your eyes and pretend you are playing overwatch.
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>>144348303
Don't tell me to check on reddit, post a link you faggot
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>>144348563
That means you went on reddit but couldn't find it.

LMAO YOU REDDIT KEK GET FUCKED KEKEKEKEKJE
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@144349171
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>>144348453
solo fire giant creeps then mid is what everyone does, although I've always said that it was smarter to leave the wave to the solo and go straight to the fire minions since they die in two hits. That way you're the first to mid harpies, and didn't leech off the solo's xp and gold giving him a slight lead too
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Whoever mentioned how fun it is to play Ne Zha in the last post was entirely correct. Shit is cash.
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>>144346412
>>144346601
>>144346832
>>144347890
I see that I misunderstood the amount of gems being given out. Apologies.
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How are you going to build and play the reptilian merchant smiggen ?
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>>144337780
Are we like. Voting. Because unless spurts skin guy or the freya spurts skin is on there. I want "that's a spicy meatball" vulcan
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heh.... you dare challenge me.....?
you are either a fool or very brave.....
we shall see.... bring your best, for my storm kata is invincible and cannot be deflected by any man.......!
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>>144356572
>that one Herc
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>>144356752
FOOLISH MORTAL!..... YOU DARE CROSS WORDS WITH ME?.......

MY HURRICANE SLASH WILL END YOUR FOOLISH BLOODLINE....................
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>tanks constantly going in on the osiris
>just ignore the goddamn anubis that's literally doing all of their damage

why are smite players so fucking braindead
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holy shit awillix does way too much damage in 1 ability what the fuck.
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>>144357587
It's her passive.
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>finally got the second win

I dunno if I can hang on for the third
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>>144359295
Don't forget there's still 2 more days.
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>>144360053
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>Conquest
>joust
>or MOTD for my 3rd win
i hate joust and i have anxiety when i play conquest(i mean i can but i cannot take the people blaming me if we lose) and MOTD is assault which is kinda boring specially as Freya
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>>144360831

just spam motd until you get the win, it's probably the least painful
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>>144360831
>i hate joust
Why?

Also, if you hate joust and have anxiety when playing conquest, then what the fuck do you play?
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>Loki thinks it's hilarious that his k/d is 9/11 and tells everybody in lobby to look at it.

Is there a worse type of player? What attracts the autism?
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>>144360626
>needed 200 gems
>gem login rewards started today
>gem event

>Internet went out 2 hours ago
>rip
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>>144361225
joust its boring, stupid, only 2 man premades retards play and i always get against 3man premades, also you can get stuck forever in a bad joust game if 2 assholes decide to troll and fuck you over not surrendering.

>>144361224
gonna do 1 conquest and then all MOTD.
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>>144361475

>dude wants my thanatos and he's ares
>okay w/e
>nigger literally dies with multiple times, whiffs ults when he manages to get them off, and spams laugh when told to tighten up
>'sorry im just a little faded'

GET. ME. OUT.
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>wanna play solo
>know i'm gonna get shit on because i'm bad at warriors even tho i have fun with them
i don't wanna be a hindrance to my team honestly
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>>144361812

just play chaac, he's the easiest to solo with

he's not top tier but I doubt withj the people you're likely up against it won't matter too much
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>>144361895
playing chaac is a hindrance by itself, i was thinking Bellona, Osiris or Wukong.


You know what? fuck it, im going for fun!
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>>144361621
>sorry i'm just a little faded
every fucking excuse every fucking time
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>>144362337
>I'm to drunk right now to play XDDDD

No, you're just retarded.
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>Servers suddenly giving everyone a 6-10 second delay
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whats the worst you've seen someone do without intentional feeding?
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>>144363009
fuck me , i was just queuing for my game and i noticed it.

goddammit.
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>>144362337
>>144362774
I usually play my better gods when I'm drunk/high and I play just fine, people like this are just shit.

I love playing Bastet drunk with my friend who hates cats and when I start fucking shit up I start howling like a cat on every pounce/pounce back, shits fun as fuck.
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>join lobby
>soft lock assassin
>THREE randoms hard lock assassin
>mfw
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>>144363662
See, at first I was like "Why would you play while high?" but I realized some guy howling like a cat in heat is fucking funny. Good for you mate, just don't drive stoned.
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>>144364252
Im a lot safer stoned than drunk but either way I wouldnt drive farther than down the street on either, also Ive put down smoking for a bit.
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Why has Golden Bow taken the first item spot on smiteguru for many of the hunters, when that spot used to almost always be taken by Transcendence? What happened?
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>>144363852
>They first lock then call their roles
>Supp Susano-o
>Adc Ratatoskr
>Solo Thor
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>You need a 5 man gangbang 2 kill l8 game Kali
What is life?
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Anyone got the Trump Ymir pic?
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>35m in, literally obliterates everything in 2 hits
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Playing during Gem Weekends reminds me why I don't play this game as often as I use to. The quitters are just too much for me to want to be around.
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>>144366721
of all the fucking gods in the game you complain about a late game mage with one of the worst early games and easily shut down?
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>>144366721
>mage does huge damage once at full build with stacks

no shit
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>>144299868
Why are janus players so toxic?
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>>144364954
Early 55 power for really cheap plus movement speed. Only build trans if you are extremely mana hungry.
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>>144371463
were you just in a game where a mid janus went 1-6 and told the enemy jungler
>you spend all time on mid you weren't a jungler
and the ne zha responded
>thats why SPl players do
>LOL NO IDIOT
and nezha had a 6/5 score?
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>>144373123
no, this is clash
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>>144373123
also i rotated, got a kill on solo on a xiang tian, got a couple of kills on the long lane, i solod the enemy ne zha and won with our janus a 2vs4 fight that ended the game with a surrender.

But i was the idiot because i stayed mid with my midlaner and rotated with him, i was the idiot, highest damage on a 20 minute game as nezha.
i was the idiot.

Because i followed the meta, bully the fuck out of him in the middle lane, but i wasn't a jungler, i was an idiot.

im so fucking triggered, im so glad we won but fuck i'm mad.

i never queue conquest and last time i played jungle was like april 2015 and i did okay, but fuck i'm mad.
>>
Gem weekends bring out the worst possible players. Shame I can never get matched up against the bad ones, because I've played and lost six games today. Might as well stop playing Smite for good and play Paladins, I'm a bit over sub-par at that at least.
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>Enter a lobby
>Three people insta lock hunters
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I feel like being a fucking faggot, so I'm gonna queue for assault on gem day and go Sun Wukong mid.

Pic related is my mood.
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>>144375795
>assault
I meant conq.
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>>144375795
>assault
>mid

I mean, I guess technically you're right.
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>that dude showing his diamond stats with limited skin on and voicepack
>clearly telling everybody he's on his favorite character
>goes 2/15

those cucks are unreal
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>he doesn't own every skin and vp of his waifu
step it up senpai
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>>144377274
What would you consider a person who knows they are shit with a character but they played until they hit Diamond on the God anyway? (Because that is how I am with Xbalanque.)
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>>144377737
I draw Ne Zha with a vagina.
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>que joust
>tryhards pick carries but are too shit to know how to play them try physical caster bullshit vs a team with two tanks where qins would shit on them
>enemy cupid that built qins and atk speed shits on us
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Why is every support in this game terrible?
I swear it's like no one knows how to just sit back and babysit the carry. They always just play offensive with the "IM A GUARDIAN I CANT DIE HURR" mindset.
But when I play sobek i get a decent amount of kills and assists.
it's only gonna worsen once Fafnir comes out, every newfag is gonna instalock him and we're either gonna be supportless or getting anal raped by a half decent team.
desu
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>>144378192
lol frostbound and defense with skadi
i think the retards come out during the weekend
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>>144377824
I was referring to players who put on a show by using all the fancy shit possible to display their autism for their favorite god and then proceed to feed like their life depends on it. If you're going to be like that you better back it up with actual plays. doing horribly after screaming to everyone you're on your bae main is embarrassing
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>>144375795
>>144375924
>it fucking worked
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>>144379916
Now do aphro jungle;
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>>144380264
What was it? Why was it deleted?
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>>144382617
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1663862
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>>144377284
>Not having more than 200 skins
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>>144379916
Shadow everything works at your elo.
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>>144383438
>implying it isn't the gem day magic
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Who is the most fun hunter and why is it based AMC?
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>lvl 1 awilix with mexishit flag
>literally leap in the mid of the enemy team inside kkk tornado into kkk ult at least 3 times
>gets stingy at us over vgs
mexishit/ruskie servers pls
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>>144385790
>start a game
>the entire enemy team all has the exact same flag

this gonna be good
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>tfw Apro in my line
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>>144385980
>"we premade we report you"
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How to spiderfu
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>>144384937
Why would you go executioner instead of Titans Bane?
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got my gems in clash thanks enemy team for never pushing
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>>144373334
Is this the krusty krab?
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>>144388774

- Build gbow first and spam 1 on camps

- Throw spiders at niggas when you engage; slows are good for your soul

- look for picks and be aggressive early, she is good for invades and bully
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>>144384081
>implying shadows elo isn't utter garbage
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>>144392696
>implying
You can just change your SmiteGuru score artificially, you know that? Just say

>implying shadow is any good at this game

Jesus.
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>>144393357
>being this upset over a post
Kek
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>>144393513
STOP BAITING ME REEEEEEEEEEEE
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My adversaries cry like hoes fully eradicate my foes
My lyrics explode on contact, gamin you hoes
Who else but Mama's only son, fuck the phony niggaz I'm the one
Say my name, watch bitches come, now fire
when ready, stay watchin now figure, increase speed
Make you motherfuckers bleed from your mouth quicker
Plus all these niggaz that you run with, be on some dumb shit
Trick on the hoes, I ain't the one bitch
Holla my name and witness game official, it's so sick
Have every single bitch that came witchu, on my dick
Plus this alcohol increases the chance to be deceased
I'm movin you stupid bitches, vicious telekenesis
Am I reachin your brain? Nigga how can I explain?
How vicious this Thug motherfucker came
When I die, I wanna be a livin legend, say my name
Affiliated with this motherfuckin game, with no more pain
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>>144393567
>implying that >>144393357 was actually shadowczar
Nice autism
>>
>>144393357
>SGS is now elo
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