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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 3rd:
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>144252150
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
Nicholas II
Reminder to shitpost and ignore reports.
Arumba
HOI4 LEAK WHEN
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
Ck2 new dlc when
Myself and Britain chomp up Spain as the Axis forces retreat in a mad panic
Reminder that there will be no leak until you worship my feet
>>144298451
Oh my, hearts of iron in the OP?
Guess we're staying for atleast another 750 posts eh.
pls preorder hoi4 field marshal edition
>>144298641
I only bought colonial
>>144298441
I don't have a printer I'm from eastern europe I can't afford shit like that.
I could cum on my monitor but that just seems like it would be a bitch to clean.
You don't even have the fucking leak you god damn tease fuck off.
>>144298641
I cancelled my preorder after seeing the pisspoor AI.
>>144298671
Buy field marshal then
it's time to decide the fate of gsg
http://poal.me/dkhzs5
http://poal.me/dkhzs5
http:http://poal.me/dkhzs5//poal.me/dkhzs5
>>144298794
Polls won't do shit. Stellaris won overwhelmingly yes in every poll but it still got banned because the report and ignore autist controls the OP and everything inside it.
>>144298868
>Stellaris won overwhelmingly yes in every poll
"no"
>>144298868
it was split 50/50
>>144298882
t. Report and ignore autist
>>144298573
>>144298573
>the next dlc will be a fantasy based one
is there a way to play EU4 in a LAN setting?
A reminder that through our restructuring of the general to accommodate users and to increase the quality of discussion, we will be renaming the general to /v2g/, meaning that the following list of games will be off limits:
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>>144298932
There wasn't one poll but most were in favor of stellaris. That shits in the past though and I'm too lazy to find all of them. Just giving a warning that this probably won't work because the report and ignore autist is dedicated and only won through spamming.
>>144298641
Quick reminder that Podcat is based
>people still falling for this bait
Just don't reply nigga, it's just the same shitposters shitposting
If you think that a sequel for a series that has been posted here ever since /gsg/ was born is not going to be posted here you are retarded
>>144299018
No
>>144298476
>le speedy poster
>>144299020
Wrong thread
>>144292367
>>144299020
t. bobo
>>144298476
How does he do it, lads?
>>144299175
script
Tbqh lads I feel like HoI4 will be too simple for the veterans but still too complex for the EU4 casuals
He probably has a 4chan pass then.
>>144299020
>Distant Worlds
lads how practical is this????
>>144299245
That's why it isn't GS and won't be allowed here.
>>144299308
very practical
buy the game
>>144299308
Link pls.
>>144299308
What the fuck is this complex piece of shit? How am I supposed to understand this? WHAT THE FUCK???
>>144299308
I'm guessing it would be quite hard to achieve that level of artillery production and manpower or something
>>144297180
>reverse image search
>it leads me to some imgur link
>it's just that crop with a link to some horrible gay porn
Why is /gsg/ full of degenerates?
>>144299342
How many times do I have to say this, I already did
>>144299379
I'm on episode 2 and here's the first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhEsBJRvAIk
>>144299448
Aw, I thought you got the press release from somewhere.
Why is /gsg/ full of autists?
>>144299467
I want it too
>>144299484
Wrong thread, etc.
>>144299428
Yeah, why Anon?
>>144299484
because only autists play these games
>>144299484
map simulators are an autistic topic
>>144299575
Specify "these games"
>>144299572
is that tracer?
>>144299308
>15 soldiers and 10 field guns
isnt that quite small for a division m8?
>>144299652
Pretty sure that crop is old as fuck and of a boy.
>>144299681
nice meme
>>144299632
grand strategy games
>>144299448
>not american/british accent
It's like a breath of fresh air on youtube.
>>144298561
Monday
Where should I build forts once I own all/most of the lowlands?
Also, how much land should I take in mainland Europe?
>>144299308
holy shit that's an op division
What will you guys do if paracucks start using denuvo for their anti-piracy protection?
>>144300016
don't give me any ideas
>>144299913
Benelux
>>144299448
Buy another copy
>>144300114
Holy hell
>>144299245
>micromanagement equals complexity
wew, le balanced tree, it's like CS 101, so complex
>>144299913
Maximize trade income so you can build a fort in every province in the Netherlands
>it's a rebels on 90% revolt risk take 8 years to rebel when they have an estimated rebellion time of 0.4 years and you waste so much money waiting on full maintenance for them to spawn
why am i even playing eu4?
>>144300205
Micromanagement equals complexity, yes
>>144300228
But what if I'm poor/want to save money?
I remember when I enjoyed playing video games.
>>144299874
Why is EU Rome even there still?
I don't think I've seen it posted this year at all.
>>144300292
I don't think you understand what micromanagement means.
holy shit hoi4's actually confirmed
>>144300250
>not just bumping maintenance up when they spawn
The won't be able to take any forts in that time and every province they take won't matter because nearby forts negate penalties when rebels take the province.
If you could make Paradox games f*n, but at the expense of spending a week as Arumba's kid would you do it?
>>144299245
nah its okay.
Biggest problem is the AI.
Its sad that arumba stopped his stream yesterday, it would have been a perfect test of the game.
Just see how far you can get by playing as retarded as possible. Would his german reich implode quickly? He lost like 300.000 people invading France... thats a lot. And another >200.000 in romania.
>>144300450
in real life there were only 150,000 casualties in the battle of France
and casualties does not mean deaths
>>144300409
AND FOR ONLY 39,99 € FUCKING HELL PRE-ORDERING RIGHT FUCKING NOW I'M SO GOD DAMN HYPED GUYS
>Johan is on Paternity leave
WHAT?
>>144300563
Jamal was rowdy again.
>>144300525
that was my point, only ~25,000 germans died.
Thats why it would be intersting if he could just go on being a retarded faggot and still win the game.
>>144299913
On March 2nd, 1462, Willem VII successfully defeated the pretenders, and even had a child amidst the chaos; a boy named Johan.
This ensured that House von Wunstorf would not give up Holland so easily.
Daily reminder
>>144300450
Quill lost 400k manpower between the start of the war and when he took paris.
>>144300315
Then you trade more faggot
>>144300820
>berg
>Strait from Wales to Scotland
>no strait from Italy to Venice
>>144301050
So she's German?
>>144301335
>venice is an island
I love this meme, I wish it would always be a thing. Same with Dalmatia being a peninsula.
>>144301523
>dalmatia being a peninsula
wat?
When did you finally cave in?
>>144301571
>yfw Wiz will be the boss of Paradox next week
>>144301571
When I've pirated it and played it for 20-25 hours.
>>144301643
>>144301571
During the stream where they announced it the preorder
>>144300342
lurk more lad, i ve seen it posted a few times in the past 2 months
>>144301557
In every paradox game it's always represented as a weird blob out into the adriatic instead of a group of small islands.
Oh well, that explains the Ottawa problem. Forgot that decisions don't check province flags properly and the decision was being taken everyday, making the place get a permanent migration bonus.
>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>> Updated Waggler Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wX
>>144301829
Well, they do the same to other "detailed" areas, like those sand banks in prussia, the aegean sea especially and so on.
I regard that as a seperate issue from the meme venice island one.
Can you just release a nation and play as them in Hearts of Iron games? How do you do that?
Also what's the go to mods for HoI3 and DH?
>>144302006
Fuck off back to your steamgroup
>>144302006
Based Cobra
>>144302106
This is work of the discord group, not steam group
>>144301987
Early game it doesn't seem Prague not producing iron made much of a difference, there wasn't any horrible lack of iron and demand actually met production 5 years into the game.
Late game, the changes to Australia and France seem to be paying off. China is civilized and united under the Qing but then again, their industrial score is only 58.
>>144301987
Wrong Thread
>>144302029
>>144302195
He was right you know
>>144302089
For DH Kaiserreich is the go to mod, easily one of the best game mods ever made.
>>144302247
fuck off
>>144302362
If you don't stop raiding these threads I will dox every member of your little group.
I'm not joking by the way, consider yourselves warned.
>>144302198
The stuff for France is mostly done, just missing the mine in Chamberry.
>>144302419
dox me please
>>144302431
The stuff for Hausmann's renovations is doing a good job, though I'm considering making the immigration bonus temporary.
>>144302431
>>144302563
Can you please make ideological indoctrination a thing? I want to fap to 90% fascist pops. It is a historical thing. See: North Korea, but it should have ridiculous penalties on population and industry since you're killing off able workers. Kind of like the indoctrination you have in right now but even worse.
>>144302634
Doesn't that already exist in HoI? Also did that stuff exist in V2's time?
>>144302563
The iron stuff for France might be a little overdone though since according to the 1902 Encyclopedia Britannica
>Since the incorporation of Lorraine with the German empire the pig-iron production of Germany exceeds that of France.
Though to be fair, they own Korea and they didn't really own that in 1902. Korean RGOs usually put even Japan in the top 5 iron producing countries.
just build liquor factories xD
>>144302731
>Doesn't that already exist in HoI?
No.
>Also did that stuff exist in V2's time?
Sure, it's what Stalin did before the endgame in 1936.
>>144302792
See >>144302634
don't be a cuck
>>144302792
Oh well, without Korea they really aren't so much.
>>144302634
There are already decisions to help with that and I won't do anymore than that, otherwise these countries would become stable forever.
It usually requires a long time too, usually a few generations, to be fully effective.
PROVINCE NAMES MOD WHEN
>>144303040
Can't wait for Caleb's Province Names mod
>>144302957
Why did you remove the baby boom event for america like 4 version ago?
Do you not like missionary sex for the purpose of procreation or something?
hoi4 leak when?
Can someone check if the key for HOI4 is still valid? I can't activate it and I already have another one.
HDGTG-5GJ02-VFB5T
>>144303059
Wasn't necessary anymore.
>>144302957
>otherwise these countries would become stable forever.
Yeah but the penalty is that they'll be shitholes with almost no population and while this purge thing is going on you will be raking up infamy and having constant rebellions. So you will be 'stable' in exchange for never being a great power unless you're France, UK or Germany in which case you'd be 5th at most.
>>144303108
But I liked to cheat and give the even to china for fun and I can't do that anymore.
>>144303048
>"well gee johan finding all these place names is hard work!"
>"just tell the paradrones that they dont need them; it takes resources to render the text and nobody cares about geography anyway!"
LET ME TELL YOU BOUT AAAAHAB
THA AAAYRAB
SHEIKH O THA BURNIN SAAAAANDS
>>144303107
>HDGTG-5GJ02-VFB5T
Don't use this code guys it will lock up your steam account in a few hours.
>>144298451
What would happen if HPM made a mod for Hearts of Iron?
>can no longer design divisions
>cannot pick decisions, every focus is locked to guarantee a historical outcome
>wars will always start as they did historically, even if you play as a democratic germany or a communist france
>randomly lose ships that got historically sinked, even if they are not engaged in a naval battle
>if you play as germany, you automatically lose at 8th of may 1945
>>144302792
>>144302957
HEY FAGGOT I'M A TRAINS KIND OF GUY YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE TRAINS EVENTS THEY ARE REALLY GOOD
>>144303107
nice virus key will install viruses on your steam and then hijack it
>>144303196
Nice bait, here's your you
>>144303110
Nah and that has potential economy wide fuck up effects if it happens with China or UK.
Or it would make places like Siberia completely depopulated.
I won't make these regimes any more stable, they are already pretty stable.
>>144303181
>>144303330
Nice memes, guys.
Come on, nobody tried to activate it?
Just tell me whether it worked or not.
>>144303337
>Nah and that has potential economy wide fuck up effects if it happens with China or UK.
That actually sounds kind of bodacious. Anyone willing to make a minimod for this? Or, HPM, what are the events and modifiers for your killing of non-fascist pops? I'm gonna make a minimod. Also nice digits.
When will they collapse?
>>144303196
>hpm is railroaded
fuck off rob
What happened to Arumba?
>>144303449
what now
>>144303196
Fuck off rob
>>144303521
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/arumuba-fires-shots-at-develepors.940524/
>>144303462
You can just adapt one of the purge decisions to be repeatable.
>>144303538
Nothing, just wanted to know if it still worked.
>>144303521
He killed his professor in LA then killed some other chick in Minnesota.
>>144303624
well thanks anyway
>>144303607
>Respectfully Disagree x42
>>144303675
No problem.
>>144303607
>Arumuba
Can't even spell check before creating a fucking thread, why is paradoxplaza so fucking shit
Except for sometimes of course, sometimes they have their moments
>>144303614
Which one would you suggest? Ideological indoctrination? All of them?
>>144303859
The one that kills pops, so the purge ones.
>look at arumbas vids
>that fps
FUCK
WHY CAN I PLAY ANY OTHER GAME BUT GS in 60fps
>>144303607
>https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/arumuba-fires-shots-at-develepors.940524/
>parakikes forum
>>144303607
Is that what he looks like?
Did he get chemotherapy or something?
>>144304093
Is there a wargame general or do we talk about wargames here?
>>144300342
lurk more
Arumba claiming to be better than pdx developers...
Anyone remember the stellaris MP when he only survived a year because of a bug?
>>144304196
I remember him rivalling the fallen empire and getting his shit pushed in twice.
>Well, that guy is incredibly annoying, I'll be steering far clear from his videos in the future.
>Agree x 71
>>144304196
I remember him doing absolutely nothing but turtling in the corner of the galaxy
only
3 days
2 hours
30 minutes
>>144304647
About 5 days for me, since I need a crack.
>>144304678
Stellaris torrent was out before I finished downloading the game on Steam.
~11 minutes after release.
>>144304678
crack comes literally 15 minutes after releaseI'll upload on the 1/1000 chance it doesn't happen in the first hour
>>144304678
Pdox games have more or less no DRM except the most barebones steam protection.
>>144304363
Based Arumba triggering paradrones and imposing his will in twitch to make up for the loss of his family
nanshin-ron motherfuckers
>>144304742
>>144304773
>>144304907
Thats nice. Not a veteran in the cracking department, good to hear things are even easier than I thought.
Hearts of Iron 4 is looking really fun /gsg/ with all the ahistorical paths you can take
I'm gonna buy it
>>144305264
Calm down with the cement factories lad, you're going to overdose on cement
>>144305392
you can get it 25% off with a code on green man gaming
was gonna wait, currently watching DDRJake wreck shit with nothing in Central America and seriously considering...
>>144305392
>>144304773
Does it even need a crack? None of Paradox's game require Steam to actually be running to play.
REMINDER
So wait do you get the colonel stuff like the Poland DLC if you buy the Field Marshall edition?
How long will a flat map HOI4 mod take to make it look more like 3
what's the code for that?
>>144305392
You can choose it not to go Ahistorical you know.
Watching yesterdays Quill Stream.
Germany didnt attack BENELUX so cant go through the maginot line.
Will the AI be smart enough to just let this border alone or will they burn up hundreds of thousands of troops like ARUMBA did?
Is the AI as retarded as arumba?
I remember Johan bragging on stream about his motorized divisions with like 108 soft attack.
Marbozir is playing as Poland focusing on infantry + artillery, and his infantry divisions have 520 soft attack.
I wonder how will he fare against Germany.
>>144305606
>I LOVE GRAND STRATEGY SO MUCH I'M NOT WILLING TO PAY FOR IT
Good NEET
>>144305729
There is no AI in new HoI3, Paradox programmed the game so when you play a single player game, all of the enemy nations are controlled by Arumba
>>144305732
combat width is pretty high tho
>>144305815
>all of the enemy nations are controlled by Arumba
Arumba stop shitting on yourself, you're better than that.
>Kaiserreich with HoI4 national focus tree
Please KR devs
I want to wag my willy in full HD
>>144305750
>paying for something you can get for free
You're the kind of guy who buys bottled water to drink at home.
>>144304678
>this is what buyfags want you to believe
>>144306028
just imagine being able to play KR without having to browse through hundreds of text files to read up events
goddamn it
Arumba looks like he wants to kill himself in every pic he's in.
Whereas Quill always looks happy
>>144306037
You're the type of guy that convinces himself tap water is good
>>144306368
>he lives in a third world shithole where the tap water isn't good
I don't watch ddrautist
>>144306362
>Watch Arumba play HoI4
>Literally has no idea what he's doing because he sucks at actual gameplay and can only min-max/come up with autistic stratagies
>Watch Quill play HoI4
>Chill as fuck and actually learn something about the new set up
Is Quill18 our guy
>>144306362
Quill's beta personality requires looking happy at all times.
>>144306362
quill's voice annoys me
also I can relate to arumba's hatred of all things
>>144306463
>there are people ITT that don't watch DDRJake regularly
no wonder why /gsg/ has gone to shit
>>144305628
>None of Paradox's game require Steam to actually be running to play.
They have since EU4.
>>144306463
t. ddrautist
![1-01[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LJeHeaG.png "1-01[1].png")
hoi4 3d unit mod which replaces the one giant soldier with a group of smaller ones when
Why is DDRJake so based, lads
>>144305729
Yes, I've watched 4 different people play and every single time the German AI has tried to brute force the maginot line.
>>144306362
who is this cute guy on the left
>>144306491
>build a retarded amount of mountaineers
>doesn't see that the Brits have an airbase in Malta fucking his shit up
>NEVER install a recon company in his divisions
No.
>>144306657
the only based youtubers are marco antonia and dadalusplays
>>144306028
>>144306089
Imagine being able to play KR without doing that nerd shit "roleplay"
I mean fuck
why the fuck won't the game just let me win as Gross Germaniums???? Is it bugged?!?
>>144306783
Did dedalusmemes even get HoI4?
They gave stellaris to literal nobodies so I assume so and he just didn't play because he loves his liquor factories so much.
>implying there are any good youtubers
>>144306585
>HoI 2 default provinces
>Sprites
Mcfucking Killyourself
>>144306881
>An anime poster is 100% right
Fuck, is the world coming to an end?
>>144307009
Animeposters were always right, you've just been blinded by paracucks and arumbadrones
>>144307092
t. youtuber
>>144307159
t. contrarian fedora
>>144307186
t. johen
>>144306639
Probably the scottish blood.
Who /readyformonday/ here
>tfw got the day off and gonna play all day
ask your questions to the hoi4 devs lads
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/release-day-q-a-ask-questions-to-the-devs.940869/
ehhh ehhh how you say
What the actual fuck
https://youtu.be/2SBSSN9Y9qY (hoi4 timelapse)
>>144307330
>wearing short sleeves in Stockholm because "Scottish Highlands"
>gets sick
>doesn't go to work and spends all day playing HoI4 while still getting twitch and patreon moneyI'm jealous
>>144307727
The game is a mess. Random invasions everywhere fucks the borders up every game and they are somehow able to send their whole armies there.
>>144307727
>Germany still does all the work invading Poland
Why doesn't the USSR ai DoW them?
We're going to make Rome Great Again
>Germany AI tries to bust through the maginot line every time
>The French AI cannot hold it every time
Literally what's the point?
>>144307649
i do not understand this image
Does anyone understand what decides the kind of faction vassals start? In my game of after the end every single successive bishop of the Hudson Valley started a faction for Elective Monarchy and revolted alone despite it not being possible for him to get elected, until I held mass executions of the bishops in order to get rid of the position.
>>144307779
>implying the cold makes you sick
everyone at the office got sick with the flu
>>144307727
>axis stages a large reversal of soviet gains
Love shit like that. Looks like it really came down to the wire.
>>144307727
>Germany takes all of Poland by themselves but has to give half of it to Russia anyway
>Random Portulines everywhere
>Russia doesn't lose any ground at all to Germany and just marches on Berlin
Which one?
>>144307727
>France and Spain changing continent and moving to Africa
Wish we were so lucky.
>>144308379
Hainan of course
>>144308379
>unironically attacking China just for a treaty port
>>144308379
Shanghai will help your luxury clothes industry
>Can't form SGF as KuK.
Fuck. Having to manage one sphereling instead of three sounds so great.
>>144306690
Marbozir, another strategy games streamer, I don't know if does he play gsg or not though.
I think that pic was taken while they were together to try Civ 6 or something like that
>>144308827
I want an asian colony
>>144308830
The one with the funny mustache and that wore a cape
The austrian guy
>>144309029
Why don't you go and eat Korea? Their RGOs are literally perfect
Dai Nam is also another choice
>>144309029
>no Rhodes
>no Egypt
Are you even trying m8
>>144309029
That africa won't be bad at all once the UK conquers the boer states
>>144306525
Yes, I can identify with his life being a failure and him being really bad at what he does despite trying really hard. He also calls people faggots and beats his children. I'd much rather watch him that quill's forced enthusiastic bullshit.
>HEY FOLKS! QUILL1488 HERE
>>144309030
found it
maybe they'll finally just give up
>>144309126
>Egypt
The frogs have a core in suez and I really don't want to get constantly war declared on for a colony
>Korea
They're sphered by the uk
>>144309152
>>144308830
>Not using based Guderian
>>144309207
>Still playing this shitty dated game
When will you fags give up and realize Victoria 2 is broken
>>144309318
Sphered doesn't mean they'll join the war always, I go ahead and eat Korea when they're under USA's sphere all the time.
Also Brits' AI is most of the time too fucking stupid to transport armies
