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>DON'T PICK CARRY ABADDON = LOSE, Edition
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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
BAFFLING
ENVY WILL FINALLY BE KICKED FROM A TEAM
>tfw speed gaming will never exist again.
>tfw mlg columbus
In this game : the results of anime addiction
Anime
Not even once.
when is secret going to disband. they are complete garbage
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR CLINKZ PHAM
BAFFLED AGAIN AND AGAIN
>EE completely useless and feeding non-stop
>RTZ feeding and fucking up his boat combo
Cut from the team fucking WHEN?
I BET A FUCKING SMALL FORTUNE ON SECRET
FUCK THESE GODDAMN COCKSUCKERS
FUCK YOU NAVI
>>144272943
But Miracle- is an anime addict too.
We're LESBIANS, doturds!
As shut in video game addicts, neither RTZ nor EE have ever lived with anyone who wasn't their parents.
Think about this.
They have never, EVER experienced the incredibly common mistake of thinking:
>hey, he's my friend, he'd make a great roommate.
They probably haven't even had a friend who had that thought.
Full.
Fucking.
Stop.
This is the equivalent of that.
This is a colossal abortion waiting to happen.
this is that mspaint comic about kyle, but with the only relevant pro team
DID SECRET L I T E R A L L Y DUMP A FUCKING TI STRAT FOR THIS GAME. AND THEY'RE STILL LOSING. Did they think no one would noticie it's a TI strat if they have EE "draft" it? They're still losing, because Na'vi didn't even pick a tanky brawl draft for Secret to win teamfights against. Boy, I know Secret has fallen, but it's just embarrassing to drop strats on this shit. Also why the FUCK is there a big tourney this close to TI, no one wants to lose millions, but it's all just peanuts to TI. Valve is too fuckign greedy.
did I miss something?
when did EE and Arteezy both switch to support roles??
guys envy is good, not just a meme
really!
>>144272992
miracle isn't a dumb chink
>SWNW
>stuck with this roster till after TI
Secret are FINISHED
>Losing to Na'Vi of all teams
WHY WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE THE BASE
>secret
This is literally sad.
They're actually garbage.
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JACKY MAO
>>144272993
DOE TURD
>>144272985
>he bet on Secret after those player swaps
top kek, you have no one to blame but yourself
secret is so fucking bad
NO DAMAGE
TUBBY
U
B
B
Y
>RTZ crashing and burning at the same time Lebron James loses his 10th finals series
delicious
DONDO
BASED DENDI
LOVE THIS MEMER SO MUCH
>Wake up
>See Secret with Kunkka draft, must be Puppey
>When camera shifts, it shows it's an RTZ Kunkka, who got camped in the lane
>Instantly refreshed, go make food
>When I return, Universe it outfarming every shitter in Secret despite being offlane
>EE and RTZ dying left and right
This is the best morning I've had all year
>that rtz bb
>>144273004
they're manchildren
>tfw starting to enjoy competitive dota more then normie sports
>poopey
R A M P A G E
A
M
P
A
G
E
>I rate Envy
>Eternal Envy
QUICKLY POST YFW
>ARTEEZY
>the rtz ragequit
kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is na'vi back or is secret actually this shit?
>dendi gets a rampage right at the end
O P A D O N D O : D D D D
Why EE hasn't end himself yet ?
>bm pause
>rtz dc
toppest of keks
what did tobi say
>envy shitting the bed so hard the sheets will forever be dark-brown
>gg wp.
reminder
>EE BM pauses himself
>anime got BTFO
What does it mean d2g?
>>144273229
Little of column A and B. Na'Vi played pretty well in the series.
HOW U WANT UR CLINKZ FAMILIA
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>both teams with 2 or more NA players lost 0-2
AYYYY LMAOOOOO
L M A O
>they dropped W33 and Misery for this
Lmao that was some 2k shit from Envy.
That initiation on 5 heroes without backup.
Why would you pick Kunkka when your mid is not SingSing?
>Arteezy getting outclassed yet again
why do they pick darkseer?
whats the point?
the hero doesn't scale, doesn't have a stun, doesn't have useful items to build..
Great, you farmed in the offlane, con grats, now you lost
Post your face when envy is getting kicked
>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS
>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS
>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS
There's no way Secret doesn't disband after this tournament right? They're like legit the worst team at the Major.
>>144273119
>Arteezy is so fucking bad
Fixed
James Harding @follow2GD 6m6 minutes ago
Surely it's more cost effective to scout with puppeys hawks instead of EEs clinkz.
>>144273245
Le oppa dondo style! Haha
LMAOOOOOOOO
>RTZ and EE have a competition to see who can be more shit
RTZ stood no chance, even with Kunkka. EE is on a whole new level.
>>144273346
>Worst team
>What is Digital Chaos???
>>144273298
savage
>>144273174
is EE draft
>>144273298
I dunno man I think the hawk had higher networth
What the fuck happened to Secret?
DONDO SUPA MIDA WINDORANGAAAA
Reminder that ee drafted both games
Reminder that ee fed both games
Reminder his autistic fans will defend him
SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED CARRY ABADDON INSTEAD
BUNCH OF FUCKING TIER 2 SHITSTAINS
>>144273353
EE is the cancer though
>animeNEETs trying to pin everything on rtz
wew lad
don't forget who drafted
the king of garbage
the bafflemeister
>>144273342
>>144273298
fucking toxic brit! fired!
>>144273298
>FIRED FOR RIDICULING ENVY
>KEEPS DOING IT ON TWITTER
THE ABSOLUTE ASSMAN
>>144273376
>Evil
She is. She really is.
>>144273330
He is pretty good for wombo combos
>>144273414
Uh, this is bait, right?
THANKS FOR THE EZ BUGATTIS SECRET FANGAYS
>>144273414
DC tooka game from wings which is more than secret can say
SECRET
2
FUCKING
0'D
BY
NA'VI
Reminder that Envy predicted that he has the least deaths average
LMAO
>>144273414
>DC is the worst team
>when mineski and coL are there
GUYS
DO YOU KNOW A TEAM I CAN JOIN
PLS HELP
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
>>144273458
Ironic they were making jokes about this last major
>le EE draft meme
The draft was fine, they just kept feeding the whole game, especially EE.
>>144273298
TOO GOOD
this production value is fucking on point senpai
both ingame camera views and these ending stats are sexy as fuark
>>144273432
Rtz came back
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>144273376
>alien invaders
>>144273330
Actually bb dark seer has a stun because you're disabled after vacuum finishes :^)
WHAT THE FUCK IS RTZ SUPPOSED TO DO ON A GARBAGE HERO LIKE KUNKKA
EE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND WILL NEVER WIN SHIT
THESE GRAPHS????
??????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????
>>144273398
>lmao im just gonna walk behind the entire enemy team
>thats how u play clinkz right
>lmao high risk high reward plays
>pop steroid
>die 1v5
i mean arteezy had a pretty bad laning phase but jesus FUCKING christ envy
closest series so far is DC vs Wings, everything else is a stomp. whew
Apologize.
>>144273537
>144273537
>The draft was fine
>invite two NA players
>secret is suddenly dog fucking shit
Explain this shit
>>144273298
>This could have been said live to tens of thousands of people.
Why Gaben.
>>144273298
>even after being fired for it 2gd is still mocking EE
reminder that there are people in this very thread defending Arteezy
muted
>>144273626
secret has always been dogshit
>>144273532
Puppey the normie pretending to be an autist pretending to be normal.
>>144273470
and did they? wombo combo at all?
nope
>SWNL
damn this place looks so comfy....
>>144273573
>actually drafting Kunkka
EE outdid himself this time.
navi had to be cheating
im going to kill myself, i just lost my dragonclaw hook
Is anyone else sexually attracted to Dendi?
>>144273615
Why would I? I never left the Na'Vi train
>>144273201
>I hold envy in high numercal regard
>>144273615
I'm sorry I doubted.
>not dooming the Brew
???
Uh
DC did so well in the first game
What happened?
>>144273201
>saving thumbnails
>>144273702
I'd let him pee in my mouth, no homo
>>144273686
Manilla usually goes through a giant heatwave at this time of year. And a fucking ton of rainstorms.
So it's either boiling hot, or thunder storms and flooding.
>slacks
W E W
E
W
muted instantly
actually muted so fast it was a reflex and by the time i was consciously aware of slacks voice the stream had already gone silent
>>144273701
>betting on secret
m8 did you not see epicenter
are you absolutely fucking retarded
>>144273615
Oh shit, I'm sorry
navi = redd!t
literally indisputable
I SWEAR ITS NOT MY FAULT F A M
MY TEAM IS BAD
>>144273743
Probably just that they've not seen half the heroes that Wings are picking in years desu.
>>144273330
Dark Seer pick or Universe were definitely not the issue for Secret, they lost because of trash execution
>>144273701
>betting on secret
What horrible accident happened to cause your near fatal brain trauma?
>>144273298
where is this tweet? he deleted it? what a pussy.
>>144273747
thakns man
>>144273458
>RTZ at Secret TI
>Secret becomes shit
>RTZ at EG
>EG goes from top of the world to shit
>RTZ goes back to Secret
>Secret gets shittier
>>144273894
EE's long lost twin brother.
>>144273376
>poison four
did hvost ever play it?
>>144273615
beat a tier 1 team then we'll talk
>>144273686
indeed, i wish I had enough cash to travel the world but that's just wishful thinking, stuck in these shitty suburbs forever.
>Secret didn't do bad, the other team just did really well!
>They just need time to warm up!
Every
fucking
time
>>144273701
you deserve it for betting on the obvious winner, what's the point?
china literally have a player called iceice
fucking always copying when is trump nuking this
>>144273951
Uh... they just did?
>>144273849
Is this how slavs fuck?
>>144273376
>skeleton king
delete this
>>144273983
iceiceice is chinese retard
>>144273298
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE NEW SECRET
ARTEEZY KEEPS GETTING HEROES HE ISNT COMFORTABLE WITH AND CANT 1V5
PUPPEY GETS HEROES HE CAN ROAM BUT ALL LANES END UP NEEDING HELP, HE DOES NOTHING PAST THE LANING STAGE
PLD KEEPS MAKING HIMSELF INVISIBLE EVERY GAME AND WHEN INVISIBILITY RUNS OUT HE GIFTS 300g+ TO THE OTHER TEAM
UNIVERSE IS COMPLETELY ALONE AND IT SEEMS THERES NO CLEAR LEADERSHIP HENCE ALL TEAMFIGHTS END UP IN NOTHING
EE AFKS IN LANE AND ALWAYS RELIES ON HIS TEAM TO MAKE SPACE BUT SINCE THEY LOST ALL LANES HE DOES NOTHING
HIS TEAM ISNT C9 AND THE PATCH GIVES MASSIVE AMOUNT OF GOLD FOR EVERY DEAD NO ONE WANTS TO GO FULL RETARD NOR TAKE RISKS WHICH HE DOES
Most dysfunctional team ever tbg
>tfw hallowed artstyle poster is long since gone
I hope DC loses to Wings and goes to remove Secret through the lower bracket
>>144274015
I doubt OG would have him desu He's tainted now
>Secret
>Deserving of direct invite
Pick one!
>>144273986
>secret
>tier 1
So why did DC pick puck?
Invoker was still in the pool.
Why the fuck would you not pick Invoker here?
>nolans walking into chrono
RIP Secret
Retards in d2g still think Dendi isn't one of the top mids. When you look at the period of 2 years when NaVi was getting shit on the other teams literally 3v1'd Dendi mid because they knew Xboct and FUnn1k weren't gonna do shit. Now that NaVi protects their mid like other teams have been doing for years they have been an incredible team with different strats/huge upside.
F A M ?
Why didn't Secret just drafted CARRY Abaddon and win the game easily, dotards?
I'D SAY THIS IS A BOLD PREDICTION, BUT IT REALLY ISN'T
IT'S OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT
secret can do it
so at what point did arteezy just give up on dota
>>144273849
what the fuck is this
fucking gollum vs frodo
>TFW you get home from work and miss Navi beating Shitrekt
>>144274051
2bh what the fuck was up with all the DK picks in epicenter
rtz looked like it was his first time playing that shit
>>144274125
we need more dota girls version of this pic, preferably crystal maiden
>>144274154
>washed up adderall addict is good
w e w
e
w
dendi took a tolerance break for a year but it won't last more than 2-3 months lad
>>144274070
sure
>>144274120
>>144274121
i agree
>>144274123
i dont know
>>144274127
that comment + the image make for a funny joke
>>144274173
not really
>>144274219
shut up
>>144274228
i agree
>pld taking a full minute to use his heal
baka this dude just needs to retire
>>144274127
We can't make that joke anymore because they cheesed their way to winning Frankfurt
All according to plan
As an american it hurts but I must say it
GET THOSE NA PLAYERS OUT OF SEKRET SO THE TEAM CAN BE GOOD AGAIN
>I rate Universe
>>144274236
He's back and there's nothing you can do about it beyond doubt
>/d2g/ says that the thread is only good when esports are happening
>esports are happening
>thread is worse than ever
Dotards?
>>144274154
You have a very selective memory, trilane mid to save dendi's ass has been a staple na'vi tactic since they were sucking on their tits.
>Purge hating on Toby every chance he gets
Man did Toby shit in his cereal or what?
Or is Purge one of the people who would spam "cringe" whenever someone comes off as awkward on stream?
>>144274297
frankfurt was a honeypot
how is puck 8k net worth?
what happened?
>>144274334
>As an...
"Reddit: the way to start a post"
your identity does nothing to enhance your points
so stop falseflagging
THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE
>>144274367
thread only good means
thread only gets lots of people and posts
dota discussion doesnt increase
fucking moron
welcome to videogame 'discussion', circa 2007
>>144273357
reminder: memecret's crying is what got james booted from valve events.
they fucking deserve to lose.
I knew, after all those years, he was just saving strats for this moment.
>>144274384
Tobi is literally the scene's punching ball.
>DC vs Secret in the lower bracket
WHO WILL WIN GULAG?
>thread only good means
>thread only gets lots of people and posts
>dota discussion doesnt increase
>fucking moron
>welcome to videogame 'discussion', circa 2007
>>144274384
>Or is Purge one of the people who would spam "cringe" whenever someone comes off as awkward on stream?
>Goes on Reddit
What in the goddamned fuck do you think?
>>144274054
ive got u familia
>>144274521
DC without a doubt.
>>144274521
Hopefully DC for maximum butthurt
MISSED THE MATCHES EARLIER
how was the major so far?
was there any special opening intros?
good so far?
>og goes on a fucking clinkz illusion
PROFESSIONAL
>>144273854
oh god im laffin'
>>144274384
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/736619676738932737
>people doubting resolution
He's got this one
QUICK SOMEBODY POST THE WEBM
>>144274657
big wiff on that chrono tho m8
>>144274646
the intro when the match started was full production value and earrape and navi won against secret
>>144274646
Main event will have an intro an all that, this is just group stage
Secret got BTFO and embarrassed themselves. OG, Newbee looking very good to top 5.
Tons of in game production like camera for couriers, camera for both runes etc
>>144274384
>liking tobi
Hes a literal autist beyond 4chan standards
>>144274483
You do good anon.
>>144274521
The revenge of W33
Why is Dendi so likable?
>>144274646
Good so far. Some annoying production stuff early, but its mostly been fixed. Navi is back, Secret sucks.
>>144274674
Kevin 'Purge' Godec @PurgeGamers May 28
@HenkjanStereo I agree. I should have brought it up privately. I was being a bully and I'm gonna stop, just talked with tobi.
>>144274165
>MVP not there
They always underestimate the gooks...
>>144274674
>Purge doesn't whack it to Leon
what a faggot
>>144274384
Purge is the only one willing to keep Tobi in check.
Also they're friends you fucking sperg
not that you'd know how that is
>>144274646
>how was the major so far?
Take a guess.
>>144274384
>he fiends reddit
>he donated OVER $2000 TO BERNIE SANDERS
>he cant actually make banter outside of insulting tobi and slacks
>he thinks he's good because he's 5k
you
tell
me
>>144274812
>no isis music for background
kys
I am honestly better than EE in drafting ability and in play. Fucking idiot.
>>144274550
>uses shallow grave on himself
>>144274813
unf, little Hershlag is such a cutie in that
>ITS A KEGA
is he back
>>144274850
i dont get the CARRY abaddon joke
>>144274685
>Maut on dotamajor2
>Kotlguy on dotamajor3
>coming up next Secret vs Na'Vi
again?
didn't they just get fucking dumpstered?
>>144274812
>tfw no liquid games today
sad
t. mongol
>>144274789
Purge is so pure and good, how can anyone hate him
He means well
DC ARE DOING IT GUYS!
>I am honestly better than EE in drafting ability and in play. Fucking idiot.
>>144274937
>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
>tfw my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
>tfw that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again
>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist
>>144274975
They're replaying the match since apparently secret was swapped with my 2k mmr stack
I miss them.
They should just directly remove Secret from the tournament. Don't bother with the loser's bracket.
dead game
>>144274731
>>144274746
>>144274764
>>144274850
>Shitrekt btfo
all i needed to know
>>144274872
based retard
>>144274940
>the helicopter might have valuable metals inside of it
oi vey
>>144275039
should be puppey as the head desu
I SWEAR ITS NOT MY FAULT GUYS, IM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD, MY TEAM IS BAD, FUCK THIS REEEEEEE
>>144275039they fluked cause everyone underestimated them before shanghai since they didn't win jack
>>144275016
Seriously though, how can you still defend Envy
>>144275039
EE w33 misery puppey pld
get it right fucking retard
Team Tier List
>Tier 1
Liquid, Newbee
>Tier 2
good: OG, Wings, EG
mid: VGR, MVP, fnatic, NaVi, LGD
bad: col, Alliance, Secret, Empire, DC
>Tier 3
Mineski
![[coldhell]_Pupa_v3_[BD720p][03192D4C].mkv_snapshot_13.53_[2015.04.17_21.05.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gs4wbux.jpg "[coldhell] Pupa v3 [BD720p][03192D4C].mkv snapshot 13.53 [2015.04.17 21.05.10]")
>mfw waga casting wings vs dc
>dc makes a huge comeback against wings
>>144275005
lol nvm
I MISS JIGGLEBILLY
>OG
jobs where Artour's ability to ruin teams would be a good thing
>it's a n0skill and moon drag down the 9k episode
>>144275178
>eg
They haven't even played yet brother
Where is OG stream
>>144275259
Cold War era soviet double agent
>>144275236
i cant believe he deleted all his videos
"thanks for the carry bkid" was my favorite of all time
>>144275259
mmr assassin for valve
>>144275205
>DC just got teamwiped twice and lost 4 raxes
All murrikan teams got fucking dumpstered in the first round
Well DC you really fucked that up
>>144274540
>>144275016
>pretends other people are edgy
>is the edgiest person in the thread
This game gives me PTSD from watching lifestealer get kited like a bitch.
I just cannot play this hero without getting kited forever.
>Digital Ctrash
>Dark Cucks
ETERNAL
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>144275259
saboteurIt's his real job
>n0tail's lighting looks like a dagon
what le fuck
IS THIS THE POWER OF 9K MMR?
STRAYAAAA
not even 9k can carry n0lans
N I N E T H O U S A N D M A T C H M A K I N G P O I N T S
>>144275434
Fucking Christ this looks like me playing Clinkz in pubs
>>144275434
i want to understand EEs thought process here
thats some 1k mmr shit
>play lifestealer
>don't buy SnY or blink
>get kited all match and lose
Pretty much sums up the OG game.
>>144275434
Is he throwing on purpose?
That looks like he threw on purpose
>>144275434
what the fuck
why
>>144275434
He played so poorly that game.
Why do people blame this on rtc so hard? What are you supposed to do when your senpai drafts you mid kunkka wtf
>>144275434
No words
>Wangs
>>144275434
i really want chi long qua to cast this game
>>144275236
His steam account is innactive for a long time.
I remember someone commenting "jiggle went full normie"
>Will never get to watch glorious 'FOG IS YOUR FRIEND' screaming HoN videos again
>>144275336
>"listen up fuckwads this lane is mine for the next 10 minutes, seeya"
FUCK YES
DC IS DOING IT
>dc vs wings both constantly throwing
im done watching that game
>>144275434
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA
Newbee or OG for first 10 kills?
>>144275434
even the camera guy knew there wasn't supposed to be a clinkz down there
>mkb on gyro vs no evasion
rofl fucking DC is such a shit team
Why do people buy fucking ECHO SABRE on fucking LIFESTEALER?
The item does nothing for him, better grab sny, you don't get kited as easily, it gives you more hp and also accelerates your farm by alot.
havent watched dota since shangai , why did they kick w33 for RTZ?
>>144275798
Well there's Brew, but yeah it's a non-factor.
>>144275716
Newbee, they are stomping right now.
>>144275798
ffuuuck shouldve thought of this bait
>>144275601
Envy is the easy target, it's boring at this point
@144275798
Nice try kiddo, no (You) from me though?
>>144275798
(you)
>>144274674
Is Purge fucking autistic?
>>144275798
Brewmaster you fucking retarded butthurt gamburger
>>144275821
more like why playing Lifestealer as your position 1 safelane carry.
This hero only viable role is 3-offlane and 4-jungle.
He gets kited all day and falls off like fucking wet noodles
>>144275821
echo saber is simply a cheaper sny. help you farm, some early stats and some dps. then you go for bigger items.
Man, DC better lose this.
I want to see DC v Secret.
>>144275434
That literally looks something from a 2k pub
>STACK STATUS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHITUP
>>144275979
Yeah me too, too bad Wings threw the game so hard.
>>144275434
What did he mean by this?
>>144275872
I love these
>>144275887
No more so than 90% of Dota 2 players.
"It is necessary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know that I was right"
Outside waga, is there ANY commentator with over 5k mmr?
Because i'm at 5.5k and i could probably do a better job as some of those shits.
>>144275259
Real Madrid scouted, sleeper agent youth talent signed to Barcelona playing on the first team at age 18
>>144276091
Cap.
Purge is somewhere around there.Swindles
>>144276091
Capitalist
>>144275987
EU cuck supports probably getting off watching these stacks
>secret lost to navi
>twice
lmao what
well this means they'll be good for TI6, right? team keep ping-ponging like that
>>144276091
Cap
Blitz
Merlini
Winter
loving this carry doom build from DC.Moo
>/d2g/ said Na'Vi didn't deserve the invite
The one who didn't deserve the invite here is Secret.
>all this debate about chinks and eurotards winning when alpha gooks are in the same tournament
>gyro will ALWAYS be meta
>>144276091
Presenting your future 7k caster
>>144276091
Blitz, Cap, Godz, Merlini, Charlie, Winter
>>144276185
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>144275930
On other heroes I can understand.
On lifestealer though? It's not like you need atk sped, you main problem is getting kited. SnY accelerates your farm more than echo sabre and partially solves some of the kiting problems.
>>144276156
Godz used to be above 5K too if he isn't anymore.
>>144275979
wow xd dc vs secret
those 'grudge matches' are never good and never fun
>>144276150
Nigga they ain't getting invited to TI
>>144275984
Even 2K clinkz aren't that bad
It's not like he didn't have vision on all of them, he opened up on the fucking slardar of all things
EE was clearly throwing, I think he knew the game was over and was just fucking around, maybe the others didn't want to call gg yet
>>144276230
that's hard to believe, no matter how poorly they do
>>144275434
I'm gonna need player perspective on that
>>144276185
>that chin
jesus
>>144276287
they won one series since they changed their roster
they aint getting shit if they don't get better
>>144276208
damn who's that penis machinist on the left
>>144276380
They actually won one?
Who against?
>prepping
STOP SAYING THIS
>>144276185
kelly must have the best personality/vagina/asshole in the world if loda really chose this over anything else in the world
I use the word 'chose' extremely loosely tb-h, since she's a money and bloodsucking leech.
>>144276216
>>144276156
More thna i expected, but then again OD does so much of the casting that it,s easy to forget them.
Thanks babes
>>144276185
what happened to S4's jawline?
Is our jew doing it?
>>144276219
15% hp. Literally F R E E dmg.
>>144276490
>S4's jawline
Never existed to begin with
>>144276337
his brother stole all the jawline genetics
>>144276490
he never had one
if i had it saved I'd post the picture of his extended neck
If secret get a bottom 8 finish do you think they will get invited to TI6? Do you think the star power will override how shitty they have done since this new version?
I feel like they'll get invited just cause it's secret.
>>144276490
Sensing immediate danger, he's instinctively trying to retract his head into his shell
>>144276448
He does that a lot, he gets attached to one word and runs it into the ground.
One game he kept saying "exodus" in the wrong context over and over
>>144276438
lelhome
>>144276578
gotchu familia
>>144276509
Yes. Hopefullyalso
>tfw when someone has saved your meme picture(s) :'-)
This bracket/group system is hurting my head
>>144276604
they will cause if they have to go through the qualifier they won't be at TI. They pull to many viewers to not be there.
>were being cucked out of DC vs secret
FUCK YOU WINGS
FUCK YOU
FUCKING THROWING CHINK FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
>>144276698
Thanks
>banning nighstalker
Why would you ever ban this overwhelmingly mediocre hero
Fuck I had class did our guys Navi win the second game?
>>144276761
This shit's pretty standard though?
>>144276856
yes
>>144276856
Your answer lies in this magical webm
>>144275434
>>144276856
Secret on suicide watch. Puppey gave up and let EE memedraft kunkka mid
Brewmaster is still the king of gamelosing heroes.
STAND ASIDE, PUCK
>>144276769
Things change, if a team like DC won this major while Secret came 11 or something then DC would pull in the viewers
Secret and EG fanshits that came into dota post-TI4 need to learn this. Teams don't stay at the top forever
Holy shit. DC's play there was fuckign sick. That was an incredible initiation from W33.
>people here will claim that DC is an american team, even though it has more european players than na players
sigh...
who has had the best position transition in competitive dota
and why is it Resolution going from mid to carry/mid
>The fake rosh
CHINA BTFO
>>144276968
explain navi
>>144276843
the only reason why I would ban him would probably to pick KoTL.
>pick darkseer
>pick brewmaster
>lose in lategame
LOL
How many familiars did the visaaj feed this game
50?
>>144276942
EE drafted both games
Post W33s and Miserys face when
That was a godlike read from DC.
Also:
>chinese dota
>>144276980
>Yuro rhetoric changes at the drop of a hat
>That bait and switch
That was incredible
>Hey guys, Sunsfan payed us to lose this one, what hero should we pick?
>>144276980
>universe
>rtz
>ee
??
>secret has to play against wings now
>SECRET LOST ANOTHER BEST OF 3 TO NAVI
HAHAAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE
>>144277018
Navi have been in the dumpster for 18 months before climbing back out recently
BOYS IN PURPLE
I want them to push secret's shit in so bad
Apologize.
>>144276968
what the fuck is his posture
is he turning into a mudgolem?
>>144276980
>muh ebin int memes
I just like to see Arteezy BTFO'd
Does Puppey regret kicking w33 & Misery yet, guys?
>>144277054
Yeah, I mean they're definitely winning anyway, but that was sick.
>>144276942
>draft Kunkka mid
>ignore mid completely and let him get ganked 3 times
I actually started to feel sorry for rtz except Secret is obviously throwing. They might be bad but they're not 1K bad
>>144277002
Fear going from 1 to 4
>drow strats everywhere
why don't people last pick PA against this shit. It's so easy to see it coming and PA styles on it so hard.
>>144277046
full
steam
ahead
upper
bracket
bois
>>144277123
I think team secret want out of their contract
They likely are not getting paid, and they can't stream on twitch
>>144277109
>yfw Puppan returns to NaVi to replace Artstyle
How do we stop Australia?
>secret going down the shitter
>DC at least one level above them
mfw
I'm happy for DC, but too bad we won't get to see their revenge against Secret.
FUCKIGN SECRET IS GONNA WIN NOW, FUCK. DUMB FUCKIGN CHINK TEAMS. I JUST WANTED THE FUCKIGN SECRET FANGAY BUTTHURT. I JUST WANT MY BOYS OG TO WIN.
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO SEE CHINKS LOSE
>>144276968
;_;
>>144276924
WHAT THE FUCK
>>144277225
Shalom.
>>144277051
I'm sorry they don't teach you grade school mathematics in your country anon.
They're playing for an american organization maybe, but that doesn't change the fact that the majority of the members is european.
Would you call them a saudi-arabian team if they were under contract from some arabian oilgarch?
>>144277195
why would you kick a winner for a loser?
>>144277195
Why would Navi ever do that
>>144277147
because PA get styled on if the enemy doesnt consist of 5 right clickers?
2k right here
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
ARTEEZY
HOW DOES THIS GUY LIVE WITH HIMSELF
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FRAUD AND TEAMDESTROYER IN DOTA 2 HISTORY
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE OUT OF ORBIT
>>144277205
>australia has 1 immigrant chink
>suddenyl australians shitposting
i want reddit to leave
SLACKS IS AN APEX PREDATOR
>>144277241
>shitrekt
>winning against wings
>>144277205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpbZdQYTOo
>>144277096
I dont get this meme
LADS ARTSTYLE IS FUCKING BACK STOP SHITPOSTING ABOUT SECRET
>DC won't even get to beat Secret
>>144277298
Only when you can't see the back of his head
>>144277293
I almost missed your shitposting, Lebanon
>>144277251
They'll be back together for Overwatch tournaments
man I want to see Puppey's face right now so bad
>invite slacks for interviewer
>everyone just mutes and alt tabs the stream
whats the point???
holy shit misery is so fucking based
BASED MISERY
Slacks is like a giant wall of flesh.
>fuck this group stage shit
is secret actually this bad or are they throwing on purpose and why would they
How did we go from this...
BASED
>>144277298
why does he remind me of jontron?
WHAT DID MISERY SAY FUCK I MISSED IT
>misery mercilessly bodies secret on camera
based misery
WHAT THE H*CK GABE MY WIFES YOUNG SON JUST HEARD THAT PLAYER SWEAR ON STREAM I THOUGHT DOTA 2 WAS FAMILY FRIENDLY
VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE
>>144277297
>finland has 2 players that have 'succeeded' playing the game
>50000 that havent
>we still shitpost
explain that nigger
>>144277315
10/10
Chinese dota is over. DC will win TI6. China will never win ti again
BASED MISERY WANTS BLOOD IN THE COLISEUM
SECRET BTFO
>>144277382
viewer number doesnt drop
((they don't know))
>>144277382
Reddit :^)
>>144277406
an ego was developed
>>144276185
CLQ?
Because Artstyle will disappear into his massive amount of money after winning his next big LAN like he did after TI.
Dondo and Puppan bromance still strong as ever
Next game when?
I wanna go fap but how long until the next game determines what I’ll fap to.
>>144277396
They kicked two good players for two mediocre ones
Yes they are that bad
Misery was fucking based, man.
I'm not even American but holy shit, I hope DC make it far in this tournament.
Fuck Secret, dudes.
Fuck'em.
They deserve to lose.
>>144277241
Have you seen the way they play against Na'vi? I doubt they'd win against fucking Veggies.
>>144277406
...to THIS?
>>144277195
Why kick Artstyle for bad Artstyle?
>>144277298
If he was in shape and didn't have the voice of a FTM tranny, he'd be attractive.
>>144277420
They're both unfunny, fat Jews?
>>144277396
They're legitimately garbage.
>>144277375
I'm in class right now though
cant wait to see Misery murder Puppey and EE onstage
>>144277303
There's not a snowballs chance in hell that Secret doesn't beat them. If that second NV v Secret game didn't have Secret pull a TI teamfight counter strat, I'd believe taht they're just throwing, but I'm pretty sure they just fucking suck, but wings is fuckign terrible, they just lost to DC. Outside of everything seen so far, wings is fucking awful
>>144277406
to this?
>>144277338
>openly only pick pick chen and ench every single game without fail
>still win consistently
how do you stop this madman?
>>144277529
>DC
>american
>>144272993
>>144273047
>>144273092
TURD!
TUTUTUTURD
TU
TU
TU
TU
DO TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO NEWBEE
>Secret too bad to be shown on main stream
>it's all DC now
Major just started and it's already great
>>144277534
>Can you hear the voices too?
>It is a good pain
What did Misery say?
Fuck I missed it
>>144277534
thats very disgusting and disturbing to the point where i can't stop looking
>>144277631
HE SAID HE'S GOING TO MURDER SECRET LIVE ON STAGE IN FRONT OF MILLIONS
>>144277378
>ywn mercilessly throatfuck her
why live
>>144277430
He said i he wants to KO secret in the KO stage
>"fuck this group shit"
>WAKE UP
>NA'VI BEAT SHITREKT
WHO ELSE BELIEVE
So who's going to be the 1st team this tournament to draft CARRY Abaddon?
>>144277378
will they actually
I just want them both to be happy again
which hero has the saddest backstory?
>>144277618
? secret isn't playing right now, they have to play wings
lmao 2 sepukkus
well secret are gonna rock the open qualifiers for TI
>>144277713
>navi
>winner of manilla
>>144277734
RTZ
>>144277631
Slacks asked him if there was any beef between him and secret and Misery said if he wants to knock out Secret he wants to do it at the main event, "fuck this group stage shit"
>>144277471
shut up slut
>>144277631
>Fuck this groupstage man, and fuck Secret. When we play them I want to play them on the main stage. We're going to totally humiliate those faggots.
I think he went a bit far tbqh
>>144277734
Clinkz or Undying
>>144277693
>>144277712
>>144277798
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING BASED
>>144277769
>tfw they lose to Kaipi
COME ON NEWBEE LETS GO
>>144277574
Wings are legit, they are true autists that can play fucking everything at a very high level. DC beating them is actually the biggest upset, Shitrekt is fucking finished.
i still miss him /d2g/
>>144277734
Lycan/Riki
Alternatively Lina, a pure maiden forever stalked by her psychotic sister
>nolan will never win a lan
Where the BREED at?
>>144277953
We all do
R8 my predictionsI genuinely like OG, but I also think they're one of the only teams dumb enough to blow TI strats on this trash.Even though Secret just blew one, lmao
>>144277953
Literally who fami?
fkin hell wish I can bet csgo skins
dota looks ez money
>>144277730
Yeah, Soe already did the official Overwatch launch event in Germany and James was at Takeover casting last week.
Remember the people during ESL Manila who said that Secret needed time to adapt
>>144278016
Skeleton King senpai
>>144277937
inb4 Misery and w33 get a direct invite and shitrekt don't
haahhahaha notail
>>144277953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB6RYu9PtuM
>>144277637
who the fuck is this monstrosity?
>n0lans is good
-d2g
>>144278075
That was hilarious
>they playing mudshit music while showing my country
hell no
>>144278020
i wonder what shes like in bed
>>144278020
>those tattoos
good thing he dumped that trash lmao
>overrated gaymurs
how do you jungle bm from level 1 bros
>>144277985
But he already did, retard
Is TI being fought on this patch lads, or will there be another medium-big patch right after the major?
Why does RedEye have a hole in his chin
>>144278091
i dont know but i know hes in hellraiser
why would you pick a melee mid for your 9k mmr
>>144278165
you just gotta tank creeps and buy a couple salves
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
>>144278152
She'll do anything for the right price ;)
>>144278165
You buy a talon
>>144278037
I want to see their composition work out just once.
They've just fucked themselves over, with their dumb 2 greedy core line-up. It's like fighting over lasthits with random ruskis in pubs. It's doomed to make things harder than they need be.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT NOGGIN
>>144278165
Just get iron talon, the item that turns dota into LoL
>>144278183
There's been a patch between every Valve event so far. I would think it'll continue.
>short sleeve shirt
ok who the fuck dressed black?
>OGEE
>>144278226
>tfw not confident enough to approach Sheever for paid sex
>>144278225
fix the game, release pitlord and a new hero at ti6, screenshot this for when it happens or dont, idc
your friend, an actual valvebro
>>144278218
>9K MMR
>draft him heroes with a low skill ceiling
>>144278259
what on earth am i seeing
is this real
Apologize
HOLY FUCK
4.11 odds for Newbee to 2-0?
was anyone on this?
literally free $$
>>144278345
China love this shit
>>144278345
Nah, it's fake. Can't you see the pixels?
I picked DC for the lulz, funny how it looks like they actually have a shot at winning the major now
>>144278308
Umm sheever's not that kind of girl you pig
You have to meet her at the stones of judgement and defeat her in single combat before the gods and ancestors
OUR OGRE
dark seer is a different kind of aids when you're playing against a melee hero
>>144278336
>release pitlord and a new hero at ti6
>pitlord AND a new hero
Yeah, I'm not buying this, shitlord.
>>144278301
black bros ww@
>>144278308
>>144278448
yes she is
shes a dirty whore
is OG even trying lmao
Hold up guys, isn't slark supposed to be OP?
How come DC won against it?
>>144278448
I'm fairly sure prostitution is legal where she's from buddy. Sorry to break your illusion, but she was sold into sex slavery at the age of 14.
Its a team throws on purpose
AGAIN
artstyle is looking a little chunky
Which waifus have been played so far?
>>144278503
pls don't defame the sheebster
>>144278492
I wish he told us more about his chink pussy slaying experience
>>144278345
no you're imagining it
Black^'s looking good senpaitachi, I'm happy for him.
>short sleeves
>no undershirt
>>144278540
support went ME MID ME BREWMASTER
>>144278369
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR?!
DC or Navi?
>>144278492
here, though I think he looks kinda anorexic nowadays.
>>144278506
I don't have thefuck youfor this.
This is why you should only watch the games in client.
>>144278540
it turns out he can't steal all of gyro's stats if you just swap him out
>>144278609
she literally fell for a guy who she's forced to spend 12 hours a day around
>>144278574
Where do I find my erotic dota literature?
MONTHS AGO I TOLD ABOUT THE POTENTIAL OF NAVI
I WAS LAUGHED AT
HERE WE ARE.
LICK ME
>>144278651
DC
Really though I want them both to win
>>144278492
sorry boys i was busy farming in chinas
>>144278345
Chinese ad from when Black was on VG
There was also a dota related chinese grill
rest of the panel making me think purge is lookin good atm
>>144278636
short sleeves are an abomination but what's wrong with no undershirt
>>144278670
what are you talking about
>>144278492
you just KNOW
>>144278623
That's probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Thank you for that.
>>144278721
Purge looks like an animated corpse
9000 MMR GARBAGE
>>144278226
What's the starting price for naked intercourse?
>>144278727
when you watch a Secret game.png
Here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
>>144278715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVOe-_3qO_w
black, xiao8's wife, fy
>>144278739
its fine if the shirt isn't white
HOW CAN A DISRUPTOR USE HIS WHOLE COMBO ON ONE FUCKING HERO AND MISS?
is black at this tourney?
if so what strim
I havent been following Compet Dota since the Frankfurt major
What happened between Misery and secret?
>>144278727
literally goodArteezy
>>144278756
Owen "OD-Dicks'er" Davies
she literally fucks him solely because she's too lazy to find a real boyfriend
>>144278853
main strim
>>144278831
even with higher quality shirts? or it's a transparency thing because of the white colour/sweat?never had a dad to teach me all this desu senpai
>>144278727
>>144278869
literally poorman'sDendi.
>>144278854
They kicked Misery and W33 two days before roster lock.
>>144278970
wait, they kicked them? they didn't want to leave? hahaha
>>144278854
they fell for the arteezy meme
>moon batrider lvl 10 with no lassoo skilled
Man, Black is fucking terrible as a analyst.
Did the retard just repeated the same thing for over 3 times in a row?
>>144278636
>/d2g/
>giving fashion advice
>>144278854
>secret wins shanghai major
>puppey+EE kick w33 and misery for rtz and universe
>doesn't pay off
>secret loses
>w33 and misery join DC
>DC slays every NA team except EG without breaking a sweat
CHANNEL FOR DC BOYS
>>144279058
whoa who's that
>>144279029
>sumail in the light rtz in the dark
this is the last time they spoke as friends
>>144279047
>Did the retard just repeated
>just repeated
think you need another English class their Tiago
Goddammit Purge fucking shave yourself
>>144278643
Viking genes aka going the way of Loda
>>144279049
>i dress like a retard and never go outside
>therefore everyone who visits the same website is the same as me!
>>144279042
perkele pekka.
>>144279027
Why would they leave if they just won Shanghai?
how the fuck is OG going to deal with razor?
Guys..Post Lewds.
secret is so bad that DC won't get to beat them
>>144279119
>English class their Tiago
Looks like I'm not the only one, monglord.
>>144279162
best i can do brother
>>144279162>posting lewds in response to someone who didn't even start with lewds
DC to win this Major.
>>144279138
>I have no idea what i'm talking about
>I frequent videogame boards and project
Come see me in /fa/ any time you need advice friendo ;)
>>144278739
>what's wrong with no undershirt
come on anon, you should know better than that
>>144279157
"gg"
I miss XBOCT carry on Navi.
When do they take him back?
sonnieko is worth keeping though
how do you stop aussies?
>the best analysts we wanted to get
>>144279323
flightless birds
>>144279162
>>144279323
Fight them with Portuguese
>>144278636
>>144278739
>>144279138
>>144279263
what are you two fucks sperging out about
did i miss something
how do you stop jugg when he presses r and does 3000 damage to everyone on your team?
>>144279263
So, you're saying black had a nice fit.
Way to out yourself memelord.
>>144279364
Kill yourself
CIS region is so passionate about Dota 2 and have the largest player pool, I really hope they manage to return to prominence
>>144279323
face them up against liquid
>>144279381
>gameshitting during major
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>144279323
Adelaide?
>>144279321
Xboct and Funn1k were literally the issues with NaVi they haven't done shit since leaving.
>>144279381
CARRY
ABADDON
>>144279058
WHOS THE DEMON SEMEN
>>144279381
Ghost Scepter
Eul
Shadow Blade
>>144279441
adelaide
>>144279487
DELETE THIS
>It's a n0skill builds stupid shit and drags his team down episode.
>>144279487
SPOILER THIS SHIT
Are teams seriously just letting the Chinese teams pick beastmaster and free farm the jungle?
This is shit I see in my 4k pubs, how the fuck are pros allowing this to happen?
>>144279487
who's THIS semen demon
>>144279395
Well, since he's lost like 6 stone in like 1 year I doubt he has many fitting clothes
besides, he isnt wearing a dress shirt anyway, so it really doesnt matter that it fits or not. You wouldnt complain if it had a floral pattern on it.
>>144279409
>posting a 3k scrub
>Newbee need to go through group stages
>Secret gets invited
lmao? valve what?
>>144279513
You sure are posting a lot tonight.I like it.
>>144279464
M E W
>>144279323
>>144279513
windranger maki edits when?
>>144279513
cute :3
>>144279487
Honestly she would be cute if she didn't dress like a whore and had no tattoos.
>>144279487
Kelly is like fine wine, she gets better with age.
sunsfan is probably making millions with this team
why is it always the jews that are winning?
>wings gaming shits the bed now fighting for 2nd place
>newbee goes through a qualifer and 4-0s their group
is valve fucking retarded or what m8
NIGGA'S ARE YOU READY FOR SECRET TO BE IN TI QUALIFIERS
>>144279053
>DC slays every NA team except EG without breaking a sweat
That's really not all that impressive considering that Beesa stack is probably top 3 NA now
it's not enough that black has that awful short sleeve on, it also doesn't fit him well and the sleeves are too long and wide
I am so triggered actually
>>144279609
he's persian
>>144279553
>you'll never be on the yogscast payroll playing videogames at an extremely shitty level and just being a fucking memelord.
Damn nigga, Sips got it easy.
N0tail literally avalanche tossed the BKB razor
Albeit they threw on purpose
>>144279609
>deputy pajkatt casually monitoring inmates
>>144279360
who dis?
>>144279564
Secret isnt from the china region einstein
If any direct invite team doesnt deserve it it's LGD or CoL
>>144279602
Fuck off Loda.
>>144279609
Its genetics, they just know how to make Lots of money
Australia
>>144279635
Stop bullying him, how is ogre supposed to know how to fashion
>>144279609
anyone know what those cases are?Are the leds optional?
>can't possible win a teamfight
>try to teamfight anyway with a smoke
lol why do teams do this
you might as well gg out if you're going to play retardedly
>Put OG and the players in like half of my predictions
Who made a terrible mistake here?
>>144279624
it's impressive to be responsible for the tilting of swindle though. CoL is done for because DC destroyed their spirit
>>144279609
poorjew here, im losing big time...if that helps
>Team has Eternal Autist, Arteezy and Pieliedie
How do they expect to win
>Secret got a direct invite over Newbee
>>144279635
and you can see his nipples. that's fine though, there's always one retard in the thread to defend someone slightly less retarded.
>>144279635
he has his collar buttoned up dude, just leave him alone. he's Black^, he didn't have a dad to teach him things like this
Dubs gets a battle pass.
>>144279774
>rtz brings zai with him and destroys a team
>rtz brings universe with him and destroys a team
it's like pottery
>>144279857
kill yourself (You) whore
>>144279741
This happens all the time in my 3k pubs, why do pros also do this?
>>144279774
tb h pld andmiseryfinally git gud at last major
it's actually one retard (rtz) too much for puppey to handle
>>144277292
That's the point. Drow strats are usually right click focused and lacking in magic burst. She's a super niche hero but she's perfect for countering drow strats. Look at game 2 of navi vs secret. What would Navis line up have done against a PA? Slithereen crush and then what?
>>144279609
who the qt on the right
is that sajadene or whatever its spelled like
Puppey got Arteezy to Secret because he is actually friends with him and wants to win together, nothing to do with thinking he is better or worse than W33 or Misery.
>Redeye trying his hardest to not laugh at Black
>be Axe
>enemy picks Meepo
>finally a free axe blink call 3 star
>within 2 minutes we have 4 kills and I somehow kill the enemy courier as axe with no boots
>entire enemy team abandons
FUCKING NOOOOOOO
>>144279665
Sips is the most amusing guy in the yogscast t.b.h. I dont really watch the gameplay because it makes me mad but i really like listening to his stupid stories
>Picks Meepo
>Wonders why we lose because 3 counterpicks
Meepo pickers are the absolute worst.
>This Na'vi draft
Where's thetank?
ARTSTYLE CHEN?
HELL YES YES
>>144279774
It's a shame too, Puppey is a sex God and i'd love to see him on a winning team
>>144279609
How exactly does he make millions from them?
>>144279774
Pie is actually a good position 5, EE is a great carry if can stop tilting by missing last hits.
RTZ is the problem. Everything he plays is a literal farm vacuum, he's the kind of mid that wants his carry's farm.
>implying w33tard will beat dondo
>>144279928
>a normal human being try to talk to an autist
Is there something happening over in the League Community? I'm hearing something about a mass league exodus.
>>144279936
>Gameshitting during DIGITAL SPORTS
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144279767
Channel you inner jew
THAT INTRO WHAT TH FUCK
>>144279936
>Blogging during e-sports
end yourself my man
SAKSA A QT
And now kids, here's how you actually play Clinkz, the Skeleton. Take notes!
Did anyone manage to grab those DC pics?
>>144280010
please this is his first time on a panel give him some time to adjust
>these retarded profile pictures
these fucking autists
Just woke up, how is Major so far?
>>144279939
yeah, sips is really the only bearably person from the entire business.
LMAOO W33
anyone save that w33 pic lmao
>Qualifier teams are better than direct invite teams
explain this doturds.
>>144279959
>Pick Meepo
>enemy picks 3 counters
>only put one level in ult and use it to farm jungle while I support meepo
>win easily
>>144280090
do you have the facepalm one?
>>144280110
SECRET AYY LMAO
>>144280039
we only give a shit about dota 2 esports
>>144279959
kill yourself gameshitter, we are watching games
>>144280121
Yeah true, but the vids on team double dragon are also pretty good
The Hallowed One, the master of strategy, the king of gank, the sultan of push, the tzar of teamfight, the slayer of ehome, the captain of the year 2010, the champion of the international, the one and only Based GOD Artstyle
>That fucking Moo picture
>>144280039
Something about massive gameplay changes pissing people off and Overwatch being released causing a major drop in player base, most notably in korean pc bangs, where Overwatch straight up stole 19% of the korean gaming base, much of it coming from league.
8k support
>>144280147
Teams are all pretty good and alot of direct invites are just popularity choices like Secret
Hot Damn.
Pinoys with the production value.
>>144280206
i don't recognize the hero on the right
is it new?
*picks up bounty rune*
wahoo~ :3
fucking christ stop with all these pop ups
everything looks so crispy and perfect goddamn. I love this major
TEMPO CONTROLLERS
>>144280245
PGL are Romanians
>>144280245
Can we just have all tournaments in Pinoy-land from now on if they're all gonna be like ESL and this Major?
Resolution has that good person look always.
so r we agree this major 10 times better than shanghai?
AHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK BALLS I THOUGHT THAT NYX WAS WEAVER UNTIL I SAW WEAVER AT TOP
NICE
F
UCKING
HATS
EE isnt even mechanically good
he is literal dogshit in every possible metric
stop this meme
could the pinoy internet defense force leave
>>144280245
>>144280297
PGL should do TI6 for sure
>>144280278
god i hate that fucking sound
i love these popups holy fuck. THIS PRODUCTION VALUE IM CUMMING
>People told me kicking w33 for RTZ is wasn't a mistake
>People told me RTZ will make secret better
:^)
>>144280335
>unironically insulting EE
>>144280272
hello peter my old friend
new thread, DOTURDS!
DO-TURDS!!!!!!
>>144280390
>>144280390
>>144280390
>>144280390
>>144280390
>>144280390
wow we really need a fucking PIP to show some fuckheads pic up a rune uncontested fucking great job retards
>color saturation is STILL gigafucked
>>144280385
yeah I know it's bad form to insult people with actual autism but it is true
>>144280405
shit thread
did dendi just choke with that nyx stun
>>144280312
>China not looking like total shit
>meme dream teams getting BTFO
>all regions doing well
Yeah
>>144280312
Anything is better than Chinese LANs, a good heuristic.
Most entertaining LANs are almost always CIS or SEA because they have great crowds.
>>144280312
China is probably getting one more chance and then never again. In terms of event quality it's SEAmonkeys > Russians > Germans > 2nd-world Europe > 1st-world NA and our 3rd-world internet > 1st-world Europe > anywhere in South America > 3rd-world Africa > China
Charlie: "Phoenix is an int hero"
remind me why he's on the panel again
>>144280216
Not surprising. They shilled over watch so hard here in Korea. Every commercial break on tv has like fucking 3 over watch commercials.
>all those ads and literally not a second of actual gameplay shown
Seems like Blizz knows it's nothing but a polished turd
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