>DON'T PICK CARRY ABADDON = LOSE, Edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
BAFFLING
ENVY WILL FINALLY BE KICKED FROM A TEAM
>tfw speed gaming will never exist again.
>tfw mlg columbus
In this game : the results of anime addiction
Anime
Not even once.
when is secret going to disband. they are complete garbage
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR CLINKZ PHAM
BAFFLED AGAIN AND AGAIN
>EE completely useless and feeding non-stop
>RTZ feeding and fucking up his boat combo
Cut from the team fucking WHEN?
I BET A FUCKING SMALL FORTUNE ON SECRET
FUCK THESE GODDAMN COCKSUCKERS
FUCK YOU NAVI
>>144272943
But Miracle- is an anime addict too.
We're LESBIANS, doturds!
As shut in video game addicts, neither RTZ nor EE have ever lived with anyone who wasn't their parents.
Think about this.
They have never, EVER experienced the incredibly common mistake of thinking:
>hey, he's my friend, he'd make a great roommate.
They probably haven't even had a friend who had that thought.
Full.
Fucking.
Stop.
This is the equivalent of that.
This is a colossal abortion waiting to happen.
this is that mspaint comic about kyle, but with the only relevant pro team
DID SECRET L I T E R A L L Y DUMP A FUCKING TI STRAT FOR THIS GAME. AND THEY'RE STILL LOSING. Did they think no one would noticie it's a TI strat if they have EE "draft" it? They're still losing, because Na'vi didn't even pick a tanky brawl draft for Secret to win teamfights against. Boy, I know Secret has fallen, but it's just embarrassing to drop strats on this shit. Also why the FUCK is there a big tourney this close to TI, no one wants to lose millions, but it's all just peanuts to TI. Valve is too fuckign greedy.
did I miss something?
when did EE and Arteezy both switch to support roles??
guys envy is good, not just a meme
really!
>>144272992
miracle isn't a dumb chink
>SWNW
>>144272993
>stuck with this roster till after TI
Secret are FINISHED
>Losing to Na'Vi of all teams
WHY WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE THE BASE
>secret
This is literally sad.
They're actually garbage.
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JACKY MAO
>>144272993
DOE TURD
>>144272985
>he bet on Secret after those player swaps
top kek, you have no one to blame but yourself
secret is so fucking bad
NO DAMAGE
TUBBY
U
B
B
Y
>RTZ crashing and burning at the same time Lebron James loses his 10th finals series
delicious
DONDO
BASED DENDI
LOVE THIS MEMER SO MUCH
>Wake up
>See Secret with Kunkka draft, must be Puppey
>When camera shifts, it shows it's an RTZ Kunkka, who got camped in the lane
>Instantly refreshed, go make food
>When I return, Universe it outfarming every shitter in Secret despite being offlane
>EE and RTZ dying left and right
This is the best morning I've had all year
>that rtz bb
>>144273004
they're manchildren
>tfw starting to enjoy competitive dota more then normie sports
>poopey
R A M P A G E
A
M
P
A
G
E
>I rate Envy
>Eternal Envy
QUICKLY POST YFW
>ARTEEZY
>the rtz ragequit
kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is na'vi back or is secret actually this shit?
>dendi gets a rampage right at the end
Ez
O P A D O N D O : D D D D
Why EE hasn't end himself yet ?
>bm pause
>rtz dc
toppest of keks
what did tobi say
>envy shitting the bed so hard the sheets will forever be dark-brown
>gg wp.
reminder
>EE BM pauses himself
>anime got BTFO
What does it mean d2g?
>>144273229
Little of column A and B. Na'Vi played pretty well in the series.
HOW U WANT UR CLINKZ FAMILIA
>HOW U WANT UR CLINKZ FAMILIA
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>both teams with 2 or more NA players lost 0-2
AYYYY LMAOOOOO
L M A O
>they dropped W33 and Misery for this
Lmao that was some 2k shit from Envy.
That initiation on 5 heroes without backup.
Why would you pick Kunkka when your mid is not SingSing?
>Arteezy getting outclassed yet again
why do they pick darkseer?
whats the point?
the hero doesn't scale, doesn't have a stun, doesn't have useful items to build..
Great, you farmed in the offlane, con grats, now you lost
Post your face when envy is getting kicked
>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS
>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS
>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS
There's no way Secret doesn't disband after this tournament right? They're like legit the worst team at the Major.
>>144273119
>Arteezy is so fucking bad
Fixed
James Harding @follow2GD 6m6 minutes ago
Surely it's more cost effective to scout with puppeys hawks instead of EEs clinkz.
>>144273245
Le oppa dondo style! Haha
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>144273298
>RTZ and EE have a competition to see who can be more shit
RTZ stood no chance, even with Kunkka. EE is on a whole new level.
>>144273346
>Worst team
>What is Digital Chaos???
>>144273298
savage
>>144273174
is EE draft
>>144273298
I dunno man I think the hawk had higher networth
What the fuck happened to Secret?
DONDO SUPA MIDA WINDORANGAAAA
Reminder that ee drafted both games
Reminder that ee fed both games
Reminder his autistic fans will defend him
SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED CARRY ABADDON INSTEAD
BUNCH OF FUCKING TIER 2 SHITSTAINS
>>144273353
EE is the cancer though
>animeNEETs trying to pin everything on rtz
wew lad
don't forget who drafted
the king of garbage
the bafflemeister
>>144273342
>>144273298
fucking toxic brit! fired!
>>144273298
>FIRED FOR RIDICULING ENVY
>KEEPS DOING IT ON TWITTER
THE ABSOLUTE ASSMAN
>>144273376
>Evil
She is. She really is.
>>144273330
He is pretty good for wombo combos
>>144273414
Uh, this is bait, right?
>>144273298
THANKS FOR THE EZ BUGATTIS SECRET FANGAYS
>>144273414
DC tooka game from wings which is more than secret can say
SECRET
2
FUCKING
0'D
BY
NA'VI
Reminder that Envy predicted that he has the least deaths average
LMAO
>>144273414
>DC is the worst team
>when mineski and coL are there
GUYS
DO YOU KNOW A TEAM I CAN JOIN
PLS HELP
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
>>144273458
Ironic they were making jokes about this last major
>le EE draft meme
The draft was fine, they just kept feeding the whole game, especially EE.
>>144273298
TOO GOOD
this production value is fucking on point senpai
both ingame camera views and these ending stats are sexy as fuark
>>144273432
Rtz came back
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>144273376
>alien invaders
>>144273330
Actually bb dark seer has a stun because you're disabled after vacuum finishes :^)
WHAT THE FUCK IS RTZ SUPPOSED TO DO ON A GARBAGE HERO LIKE KUNKKA
EE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND WILL NEVER WIN SHIT
THESE GRAPHS????
??????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????
>>144273398
>lmao im just gonna walk behind the entire enemy team
>thats how u play clinkz right
>lmao high risk high reward plays
>pop steroid
>die 1v5
i mean arteezy had a pretty bad laning phase but jesus FUCKING christ envy
closest series so far is DC vs Wings, everything else is a stomp. whew
Apologize.
>>144273537
>144273537
>The draft was fine
>invite two NA players
>secret is suddenly dog fucking shit
Explain this shit
>>144273298
>This could have been said live to tens of thousands of people.
Why Gaben.
>>144273298
>even after being fired for it 2gd is still mocking EE
reminder that there are people in this very thread defending Arteezy
muted
>>144273626
secret has always been dogshit
>>144273532
Puppey the normie pretending to be an autist pretending to be normal.
>>144273470
and did they? wombo combo at all?
nope
>SWNL
damn this place looks so comfy....
>>144273573
>actually drafting Kunkka
EE outdid himself this time.
navi had to be cheating
im going to kill myself, i just lost my dragonclaw hook
Is anyone else sexually attracted to Dendi?
>>144273615
Why would I? I never left the Na'Vi train
>>144273201
>I hold envy in high numercal regard
>>144273615
I'm sorry I doubted.
>not dooming the Brew
???
Uh
DC did so well in the first game
What happened?
>>144273201
>saving thumbnails
>>144273702
I'd let him pee in my mouth, no homo
>>144273686
Manilla usually goes through a giant heatwave at this time of year. And a fucking ton of rainstorms.
So it's either boiling hot, or thunder storms and flooding.
>slacks
W E W
E
W
muted instantly
actually muted so fast it was a reflex and by the time i was consciously aware of slacks voice the stream had already gone silent
>>144273701
>betting on secret
m8 did you not see epicenter
are you absolutely fucking retarded
>>144273615
Oh shit, I'm sorry
navi = redd!t
literally indisputable
I SWEAR ITS NOT MY FAULT F A M
MY TEAM IS BAD
>>144273743
Probably just that they've not seen half the heroes that Wings are picking in years desu.
>>144273330
Dark Seer pick or Universe were definitely not the issue for Secret, they lost because of trash execution
>>144273701
>betting on secret
What horrible accident happened to cause your near fatal brain trauma?
>>144273298
where is this tweet? he deleted it? what a pussy.
>>144273747
thakns man
>EE
>>144273458
>RTZ at Secret TI
>Secret becomes shit
>RTZ at EG
>EG goes from top of the world to shit
>RTZ goes back to Secret
>Secret gets shittier
>>144273894
EE's long lost twin brother.
>>144273376
>poison four
did hvost ever play it?
>>144273615
beat a tier 1 team then we'll talk
>>144273686
indeed, i wish I had enough cash to travel the world but that's just wishful thinking, stuck in these shitty suburbs forever.
>Secret didn't do bad, the other team just did really well!
>They just need time to warm up!
Every
fucking
time
>>144273701
you deserve it for betting on the obvious winner, what's the point?
>>144273913
china literally have a player called iceice
fucking always copying when is trump nuking this
>>144273951
Uh... they just did?
>>144273854
fixed
>>144273849
Is this how slavs fuck?
>>144273376
>skeleton king
delete this
>>144273983
iceiceice is chinese retard
>>144273883
>>144273298
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE NEW SECRET
ARTEEZY KEEPS GETTING HEROES HE ISNT COMFORTABLE WITH AND CANT 1V5
PUPPEY GETS HEROES HE CAN ROAM BUT ALL LANES END UP NEEDING HELP, HE DOES NOTHING PAST THE LANING STAGE
PLD KEEPS MAKING HIMSELF INVISIBLE EVERY GAME AND WHEN INVISIBILITY RUNS OUT HE GIFTS 300g+ TO THE OTHER TEAM
UNIVERSE IS COMPLETELY ALONE AND IT SEEMS THERES NO CLEAR LEADERSHIP HENCE ALL TEAMFIGHTS END UP IN NOTHING
EE AFKS IN LANE AND ALWAYS RELIES ON HIS TEAM TO MAKE SPACE BUT SINCE THEY LOST ALL LANES HE DOES NOTHING
HIS TEAM ISNT C9 AND THE PATCH GIVES MASSIVE AMOUNT OF GOLD FOR EVERY DEAD NO ONE WANTS TO GO FULL RETARD NOR TAKE RISKS WHICH HE DOES
Most dysfunctional team ever tbg
>tfw hallowed artstyle poster is long since gone
I hope DC loses to Wings and goes to remove Secret through the lower bracket
>>144274015
I doubt OG would have him desu He's tainted now
>Secret
>Deserving of direct invite
Pick one!
>>144273986
>secret
>tier 1
So why did DC pick puck?
Invoker was still in the pool.
Why the fuck would you not pick Invoker here?
>>144273986
>nolans walking into chrono
RIP Secret
Retards in d2g still think Dendi isn't one of the top mids. When you look at the period of 2 years when NaVi was getting shit on the other teams literally 3v1'd Dendi mid because they knew Xboct and FUnn1k weren't gonna do shit. Now that NaVi protects their mid like other teams have been doing for years they have been an incredible team with different strats/huge upside.
F A M ?
Why didn't Secret just drafted CARRY Abaddon and win the game easily, dotards?
I'D SAY THIS IS A BOLD PREDICTION, BUT IT REALLY ISN'T
IT'S OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT
secret can do it
so at what point did arteezy just give up on dota
>>144273849
what the fuck is this
fucking gollum vs frodo
>TFW you get home from work and miss Navi beating Shitrekt
>>144274051
2bh what the fuck was up with all the DK picks in epicenter
rtz looked like it was his first time playing that shit
>>144274125
we need more dota girls version of this pic, preferably crystal maiden
>>144274154
>washed up adderall addict is good
w e w
e
w
dendi took a tolerance break for a year but it won't last more than 2-3 months lad
>>144274070
sure
>>144274120
>>144274121
i agree
>>144274123
i dont know
>>144274127
that comment + the image make for a funny joke
>>144274173
not really
>>144274219
shut up
>>144274228
i agree
>pld taking a full minute to use his heal
baka this dude just needs to retire
>>144274127
We can't make that joke anymore because they cheesed their way to winning Frankfurt
All according to plan
As an american it hurts but I must say it
GET THOSE NA PLAYERS OUT OF SEKRET SO THE TEAM CAN BE GOOD AGAIN
>I rate Universe
>>144274236
He's back and there's nothing you can do about it beyond doubt
>/d2g/ says that the thread is only good when esports are happening
>esports are happening
>thread is worse than ever
Dotards?
>>144274154
You have a very selective memory, trilane mid to save dendi's ass has been a staple na'vi tactic since they were sucking on their tits.
>Purge hating on Toby every chance he gets
Man did Toby shit in his cereal or what?
Or is Purge one of the people who would spam "cringe" whenever someone comes off as awkward on stream?
>>144274297
frankfurt was a honeypot
how is puck 8k net worth?
what happened?
>>144274054
RIP
>>144274367
>>144274334
>As an...
"Reddit: the way to start a post"
your identity does nothing to enhance your points
so stop falseflagging
THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE
>>144274367
thread only good means
thread only gets lots of people and posts
dota discussion doesnt increase
fucking moron
welcome to videogame 'discussion', circa 2007
>>144273357
reminder: memecret's crying is what got james booted from valve events.
they fucking deserve to lose.
I knew, after all those years, he was just saving strats for this moment.
>>144274384
Tobi is literally the scene's punching ball.
>DC vs Secret in the lower bracket
WHO WILL WIN GULAG?
>thread only good means
>thread only gets lots of people and posts
>dota discussion doesnt increase
>fucking moron
>welcome to videogame 'discussion', circa 2007
>>144274367
>>144274384
>Or is Purge one of the people who would spam "cringe" whenever someone comes off as awkward on stream?
>Goes on Reddit
What in the goddamned fuck do you think?
>>144274054
ive got u familia
>>144274521
DC without a doubt.
>>144274521
Hopefully DC for maximum butthurt
MISSED THE MATCHES EARLIER
how was the major so far?
was there any special opening intros?
good so far?
>og goes on a fucking clinkz illusion
PROFESSIONAL
>>144273854
oh god im laffin'
>>144274384
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/736619676738932737
>people doubting resolution
He's got this one
QUICK SOMEBODY POST THE WEBM
>>144274657
big wiff on that chrono tho m8
>>144274646
the intro when the match started was full production value and earrape and navi won against secret
>>144274646
Main event will have an intro an all that, this is just group stage
Secret got BTFO and embarrassed themselves. OG, Newbee looking very good to top 5.
Tons of in game production like camera for couriers, camera for both runes etc
>>144274384
>liking tobi
Hes a literal autist beyond 4chan standards
>>144274483
You do good anon.
>>144274521
The revenge of W33
Why is Dendi so likable?
>>144274646
Good so far. Some annoying production stuff early, but its mostly been fixed. Navi is back, Secret sucks.
>>144274674
Kevin 'Purge' Godec @PurgeGamers May 28
@HenkjanStereo I agree. I should have brought it up privately. I was being a bully and I'm gonna stop, just talked with tobi.
>>144274165
>MVP not there
They always underestimate the gooks...
>>144274685
>>144274674
>Purge doesn't whack it to Leon
what a faggot
>>144274747
>>144274384
Purge is the only one willing to keep Tobi in check.
Also they're friends you fucking sperg
not that you'd know how that is
>>144274646
>how was the major so far?
Take a guess.
>>144274384
>he fiends reddit
>he donated OVER $2000 TO BERNIE SANDERS
>he cant actually make banter outside of insulting tobi and slacks
>he thinks he's good because he's 5k
you
tell
me
>>144274812
>no isis music for background
kys
I am honestly better than EE in drafting ability and in play. Fucking idiot.
>>144274550
>uses shallow grave on himself
>>144274813
unf, little Hershlag is such a cutie in that
>ITS A KEGA
is he back
>>144274850
i dont get the CARRY abaddon joke
>>144274685
>Maut on dotamajor2
>Kotlguy on dotamajor3
>coming up next Secret vs Na'Vi
again?
didn't they just get fucking dumpstered?
>>144274812
>tfw no liquid games today
sad
t. mongol
>>144274789
Purge is so pure and good, how can anyone hate him
He means well
DC ARE DOING IT GUYS!
>I am honestly better than EE in drafting ability and in play. Fucking idiot.
>>144274937
>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
>tfw my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
>tfw that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again
>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist
>>144274975
They're replaying the match since apparently secret was swapped with my 2k mmr stack
I miss them.
They should just directly remove Secret from the tournament. Don't bother with the loser's bracket.
dead game
>>144274685
>>144274685
>>144274731
>>144274746
>>144274764
>>144274850
>Shitrekt btfo
all i needed to know
>>144274872
based retard
>>144274940
>the helicopter might have valuable metals inside of it
oi vey
>>144275039
should be puppey as the head desu
I SWEAR ITS NOT MY FAULT GUYS, IM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD, MY TEAM IS BAD, FUCK THIS REEEEEEE
>>144275039they fluked cause everyone underestimated them before shanghai since they didn't win jack
