Humiliating noSM41-kun edition
>Is it p2w?
nay
>How the loadout system works:
http://stealth-nerf.com/dirty-bomb-the-loadout-system-explained/
>Loadout/weapon/augment charts
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/12972/the-db-genome-project-everything-there-is-to-know-about-loadouts
>How do I get this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/
>Wiki:
http://dirtybomb.gamepedia.com
>Join our steam group and play with us:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dbg_fags
>Wanna play competitive?
don't
>Tweaks and HUD customization
http://pastebin.com/iHnY6YWe
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
http://pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd
>Basics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJUmnLDpDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGdwdnyWB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsMPX6800Y
>Aim/reflex training:
http://aim400kg.com/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/0gP8aNVcec7ggHEl
>Teamspeak:
ts.dbn.gg
Fave gen 2 loadout?
>>144283938
dont have one
>>144283938
sm83 nader
hello where is the dirty bum
Kawaii~ :3
>>144294852
>>144283938
The good Bonez loadout.
>>144271517
>Humiliating noSM41-kun edition
FUCK YOU OP
I AM NOT LUCK WITH RNG
>page 10 already
>>144299635
More like page 10 about 6 times in a 15 post thread.
>>144283938
I didn't really spot any in particular that warranted trading up again, but I like Nader's crotzni drilled+double time one.
I'd prefer spares to double time to be honest though.
>>144299635
Last thread died before bump limit.
>>144299635
>tfw this was the first thread I saw clicking on /vg/
Kira a cute, a cute! :3
>>144302175
>Shuffle teams by skill
>>144302468
Dont you like shuffles? :3
>>144283938
Stoker - m55, T91
Arty - D43
Sawbonez - CR83
Red Eye - G41
Fragger - K63, B93
Rest of the ones I favor are from Gen 1.
>>144303263
I love them!
>>144303434
How much oxazepam can I take for tripping purposes?
>>144303581
She looks like she'd have pretty nice pussy hair.
Are you average yet /dbg/?
>>144305039
No, I'm still in shitter territory.
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
>>144305404
shard CR43
>>144305404
CR72
because getting C72 would be ridiculous
>>144305516
>>144305796
Not what I wanted but the weapons are solid and perks aren't useless. Except maybe healing reach.
>>144305039
Nope, I'm still bad. However, I am training montaging my way up to 30%. I'm around 29.4 with most of my automatics. I've got the K121, MK46 and Blishlock at around 31, but the rest are struggling.
>>144306856
Turn off mouse acceleration and lower your sensitivity. You should be able to do a 180 turn and still be able to aim with one mouse swipe
>all those people having a good cobalt
>Here i am having my two CR73 in a row, losing 34k points and a cobalt for NOTHING in return
>get my face mashed in in a min 20
>feel like i'm becoming a shitter
This game fucking hates me.
RNG fucks me over and over with NO FUCKING RESPITE
>>144306946
It's off and I have my sens pretty low with that idea in mind. I'm not really sure how else to practice though. Even when I'm finally relaxed and on my best game, I can't really get past the 31-32% mark.
>>144307410
>complaining that your hat isn't as fancy
>not just rocking the best load out in bronze and playing for the gameplay instead of ebin drops
We ain't grinding Molten Core here, we're playing a middlepiece of a shooter in between Quake and CoD. Get twitch, son.
>>144308687
>get Twitch
>Rock the best bronze
Not good enough of a internet and i'm done with bronzes. I played enough with them, i now want my hat to be fancier
>>144308687
>in bronze
>not iron
looks way better, and only turboshitters need a third perk
>>144308882
>in iron
>not default
looks way better, and only turboshitters need perks
>>144283938
This card is pure sex.
>>144309516
>pure sex with a heavy burn victim pedophile
ew
>>144309858
Since when is Stoker a pedo I missed this meme
>>144309516
That's the last Stoker card I want. S95 I think is better, but this card is good too. I love all the augments and I love the Beckhill.
>>144310181
>obsessed with giving little girls candy
>>144310181
"Ammo station! Like a candy store for hungry young guns." :^)
>>144283938
KAWAII ~~ !!
>>144310424>>144310365
>implying he's just not an old posh kind grandfather.
>>144311202
I'm sure many pedophiles could be described that way if you ignore the whole truth.
>>144311426
Dan Schneider isn't kind, old, or posh.
>>144311553
You aren't either, yet here we are.
>>144305039
I think i have like 23% average.
>>144311654
How do you turn on your computer? Does it take 5 attempts?
>>144311714
I had a teacher.
>>144283938
ANOTHER VERY KAWAII CARD ~~ !! :3
>>144311098
:3
>>144305039
Nah 30% overall but around 50% with semi automatic weapons aside from pistols. I could probably go up like 7% easy if I stopped spamming at corners or going for lucky long range headshots with my beloved smgs but where's the fun in that?
Just played with this nice fella.
Can we all agree that this kind of mentality will eventually kill this game?
>>144314923
Nah players not pressing E is worse.
>>144314923
How do those idiots expect to complete objectives if nobody is getting the triplekills for them?
>>144315407
>implying we can't do it by ourselves
just give the damn ammo and watch me
>>144315915
The idiot on the picture is clearly a retard who goes 0/31 to repair the EV.
>>144316206
I won't argue this point without knowing, so as far as i know you're right
>>144314923
>Can we all agree that this kind of mentality will eventually kill this game?
I been playing the 5 same maps since I started playing, the game is fun but isn't going to stay forever if devs do not improve it.
I'm finishing my Nader!
>>144317710
L-lewd!
>>144317710
>>144317710
add fletcher
>>144317710
Post link when finished
>>144317862
Fuck off niggerlover
How many do I pop?
>>144317975
Don't risk it, just take them all.
>>144318146
I don't want to die yet, just gonna try how they work and if they cause a decent trip
I popped one for starters though
>>144317862
fucking nigger
>>144317862
>>144317862
Hello Sweden
>>144318230
I feel nothing, popping another
>>144320067
Ok I'm definitely feeling something now
Time seems to have slowed down and my movements are careful. My body feels heavier
:3
>>144322257
Sparks never smiles
>>144317710
L-Lewd. Can't wait to see more. :^3
Third pill yes/no?
I'm staggering a little bit already
fuck it
im doing it
>>144323060
Dixu dont D:
>>144323338
lol xD
>>144317862
>>144317710
More like add Nader's wife, Proxy or Sparks.
>>144323338
I hope he's really doing it. Not because I genuinely want some autist to die, but because he probably won't go all the way and will end up in a psych ward for a few weeks, as he so obviously needs.
>>144317975
Are those your oestrogen pills you fucking tranny faggot?
>>144324654
After the third doze I'm still just feeling a little staggeredbut nothing major
>>144325982
Well, don't mix it with alcohol, you might die if you do that.
>>144325921
Fucking degenerates, they never take the redpill.
>>144317710
>Nader
>shaved anorexic porn whore
Fuck that shit.
I'm feling tired now tae fourth? xD
Holy fuck my body feels heavy
I might pass out lol xd
>>144332504
cyкa
>>144332504
Better take one more to keep you awake.
so last stream they said the next update is gonna be "major"
the fuck is it this time?
>>144332867
Ok boss you convinced me xd
>>144333425
:D
>>144333798
This is the last im taking though,im losing control over my body xd
Shit i think passing out is close dx
Good night fags
>tfw all that is keeping the thread alive is DixuMixu and AnimeGirl99
Just hook up and make shitposting kids already
>>144335731
DixuMixu won't be alive for much longer.
>>144336149
More of a reason tofug himnow
Why is the fucking team compositon so shitty in this game? Maybe 1/10 of matches are a balanced good game. The rest is stacked to shit.
>>144339465
>all of this
I bet it's a LVL 15 shitter
Some people....
>>144339465
>Aiming in a FPS is bad design
>>144340553
Man I got insulted by a proxy who called me "no skill noob" for going nader and clearing out their whole team while they were just clustered in a hallway. His comeback was "u just spam grenades and get kills. Proxy takes skill"
>>144340763
it does take a certain skill to just suicide mine deliver when you can shoot
and jump shotguns
not a good skill, but some people are just made for this shit
>Add Animegirl, because why not
>Join a server together
>Opposite teams, animegirl stomps, ok game
End of the round open normal case.
Get my first cobalt from a case in ~ 600 h of gameplay.
>>144341271
Oh yeah, not arguing that but this guy was a level 6 dropping mines on the objective and at the top of the escalator and nowhere else.
>>144341304
Nice luck right there mate
>>144332818
Sup?
>>144305039
There's no way to unfuck my accuracy.
I've shot EV's, generators and healing stations far too long.
>>144342916then stop caring about it
Oh fug i slept on the couch for like 2 hours xd
Still fucking tired, im going to bed
Good nigh fags
>>144328945
I don´t know why you think she is anorexic in the pic, but ok, I will stop drawing the not shaved version, a pitty that you don't like her when I was precisely planning to do a version of her with the hair pasta. It seemed funny to me the hairy lesbian meme.
>>144345090
EWW pubic hair is disgusting why would you do that
>>144345090
> I will stop drawing the not shaved version
>>144345319
>hairy lesbian meme
And fun:
For the joke with the pervert of the body air, I was drawing tons of hair in the legs and belly and planing armpit braids...
And, until I aborted it now, it will be only a version.
Also, if you think pubic femenine air are EWW you are a fag.
>>144345090
What a drama whore. Tranny or actual chick?
>>144345912
Hehe, sorry, you lose your opportunity to get casual, free pseudo-commision of your taste.
>>144346627
Definitely an actual pussy then, not even trannies are such powertripping petty bitches.
>>144346854
I know a powertripping dbn admin tranny
>>144346854
>>144347095
WTF means powertripping?
Post your best non-burst rifle using kdr.
>pic related, all Blishlok Phantom.
How god is a 50% acuracy for sniper rifles, I have the other stats fucked cause i use them to shot evs and generators and i want to know how bad am I aiming.
>>144351357
average at best
>>144351623
Fuck, nothing saves me i´m a shitter.
>>144349925
Is better the blishock for fantasma?
>>144352478
I dunno about now. This screenshot was taken before the gen 2 loadouts were available, but the Blish is godlike ob Phantom and Aura. On Phantom if you can get the drop on an enemy, you can kill them before they even realize they're being shot, since the Blish does 36 damage per headshot. His ability helps you line up your shot before you engage, therefore he fucking shreds with the Blishlok.
Kawaiiiii
>>144357316
![dv1990140-hot-relieved-businessman-holding-an-electric-fan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PQKSCLg.jpg "dv1990140-hot-relieved-businessman-holding-an-electric-fan[1].jpg")
>when shitters are so anally devastated they tap out as soon as you kill them
ded
hey raz you ever make out with another girl or experiment at slumber parties jw
>>144362575
>they press k right before you finish them
>ammo and/or time is wasted as your accuracy goes down because you were shooting or swinging at a corpse
>>144362575
That is literally my favorite feeling. It's even better when they tap out right away not realizing a medic was about to save them. Their butthurt cost them a chance to fight back.
>>144368816
I've never seen that. They usually tap out right away. If someone timed it just right where they tapped out right before I would finish them with bullets or knife, I'm not sure I'd care or even notice. Hell, it's probably happened to me before. After all, I'm the one killing them over and over, all I really notice is that they keep tapping out. Makes me think of this image.
>>144305039
tfw never average
>>144365249
Never went too them.
Too busy raiding in WoW.
i swear every fx player i see is the biggest faggot on the planet
>>144374235
I've only played with Hollywood and peek. Both seemed fine. Hollywood was pretty good with a burst rifle and peek seemed like a decent medic.
What have they done to make you think they're a buncha fags?
>>144374235
Peek was annoying sometimes but he's long gone. I know Storm, Hollywood and Wengatang and they are all pretty friendly.
>>144342916
but all of those things except generators increase your accuracy
>>144341304
I've gotten two Cobalts in 120 hours...
Nice
>>144381650
>windowed
deader than my sex life
>>144393218
where is the dick?
Good morning /dbg/ :3
>>144377168
I doubt that. It would be too easy to up the accuracy.
>pick hochfir or mk46
>shoot at EV for days
>>144397293
go try it, it works. someone posted definitive proof on reddit a few weeks ago, if the search function wasn't so shit there i would source it for you
This is terrible news lads
I often thought of myself as the Muhammad Ali of videogames, we are both GOAT at what we do.
Rip Muhammad Ali.
>>144397293
>>144398632
Shit man.
Accuracy on mk46 was 29.1% before match, then I spent the entire time shooting at EV and it was 33.2% after
Still alive
>>144399610
>Muhammad Ali
>Ali registered for the draft on his eighteenth birthday and was listed as 1-A in 1962. In 1964, he was reclassified as 1-Y (fit for service only in times of national emergency) after two mental tests found his IQ was 78 (16th percentile), well below the armed force's 30th-percentile threshold. (He was quoted as saying, "I said I was the greatest, not the smartest!")
I can see the similarities.
>>144401169
which merc should i get next, stoker or thunder?
ive played and liked both, but i think i should get an assault merc, but on the other hand i love stoker a bit more
>>144402091
Stoker.
>>144402091
Get stoker then
>>144402091
Stoker is great. Basically the best Fire Support/Assault merc hybrid.
But, you already have Skyhammer, which is a great Fire Support. I would go Thunder so you have a clear cut Assault merc.
>Thunder
>>144405983
>shitter
>>144406750
more like
>https://www.reddit.com/r/healslut
MEDIC!
>Finallyabove average
>>144412717
>I shoot EV for an hour to get my accuracy up
>>144412825
kpm would be way lower
>>144412887
Its already pretty low, only about 4
>first match of the day
>security violation
every fucking time
>>144412887
you know that he will say
>shoot sub level 5 shitters for an hour
>>144413019
his spk/lpk would be fucked if he shot at the EV for any extended amount of time tho, need to see shots fired/hit to math it out
>effort
>>144412717
Cut off for bursts is 50%
>>144413125
Excuse me, where did I mention the ev? I said "shooting at sub level 5 shitters that stand still"
>>144413470
no bully
>>144412887
>he doesn't help his team and doesn't shoot the EV just to keep his 'stats' padded and he could get praised on an anonymous imageboard.
Kill yourself, shitter, I hope I never have your useless ass on my team.
>>144339465
He's probably pissed he can't get all the mercs for free.
>Feel the Bern literally
Does that mean feeling but Bernie Sanders? Kinky
>>144415304
That's a bigger issue when it comes to KPM. Someone who's autistic and even self-detrimental about not keeping his primary out when he should can have a twice as high KPM with that weapon as someone who keeps it out whenever there's a chance to find an enemy, like around corners.
>>144416208
I assume he is the type of player that NEVER takes a corner and never pushes. Either way, he doesn't contribute anything to a team or the objective. Not even Fake Elites could carry a shitter like him.
I took the pills without knowing I was getting a flu
Now I feel like shit and rather die
>>144416772
You should have been dead yesterday you godawful attention whore
>>144416931
He is too pathetic to kill himself. Too weak minded.
>>144417105
You just have to please yourself and get it over with.
>>144416931
>>144417050
Sorry I can't please everyone, especially whiny bitches like you
On another note holy shit look at this ass. Close to perfect if not 10/10forgot spoiler
>>144417240
There the blackening squad in the background, ready to strike.
>>144402091
STOKER
Really love playing that guy.
>>144417240
dcent ass, but shit posture
>>144405983
Please tell me he didn't have a Stark.
>>144416772
never too late
so dead
Which one of Nader's Hochfir cards is the best one? I think KE43 and KE82 outclass KE71, but which one is better?
Can somebody imagine what is going on in the mind of the shitters ?
>Terminal
>Finally past the fucking first phase because MUH 3 SNIPERS ON 6v6
>2 fuckers leave
>Enemy team is not better, but in defence even if braindead you just have to stand on the objective, which they are doing as 2 auras and one bushwanker
>basically, EVERY FUCKING TIME, they are waiting on me to die, THEN they fucking move (to also die)
>"medic not reviving" meme, rather try to take 3 enemies standing on health station by herself
>my sniper is welded on his sniper camp spot
>finally plant BOTH c4(wew lad, what a ride)
>Sniper fucks back off his spot, leaving me alone to kill the whole wave
>Kill half, rest fucks me in the back
>Defuse one, sniper finally gets his fire range, dies after killing one
>one OBJ blows up
>lose
What mental capacity does those guys have ? How do they even breathe ?
/blogpost, /rantBUT HOLY FUCK HOW
>>144423284
BB is meme tier for some, but you have a m9 secondary andNOT DT on a slow merc
IMO KE43 is the one to goBut SM41 is the real one
>Playing Fletcher on exe
>You were kicked due to a game security violation
Bombnigger op
>>144423434
On the other hand enigma is kinda meh and so is focus. And I absolutely love bomb squad and quick draw is always useful for a merc that switches a lot.
Any rumors/accurate predictions of the next merc sale?
>>144423434
There are people out there that legitimately can't mentally handle controlling two axises at once, I imagine these are the kind of people who are stupid enough to panic fire at walls when nobody is near, and the kind who just sit in once place and die over and over again.
>>144423284
Speaking of secondaries, why the FUCK did SD think having two pistols have the exact same performanceSelbstadt and M9except the first one has 3 less bullets in the mag. There's literally no trade-off but the other one is better in every way.
Should I feel bad for bullying the OCB guy?
>>144425080
lmfao
original cunt bags at it again
>>144423529
It was the Ebola filter.
>>144425080
>using cheats, how pathetic can you get?
>>144425080
Bully away burstcrutchbro.
>>144423434
>playing Terminal in pubs
You chose your own hell.
>>144426102
Thank you for the permission, you are so kind, sir.
>>144426102
>>144425080
Explain this OCB meme to me.
>>144427010
>OCB
>each and every one of their members are asshats
>We enjoy bullying asshats
Get it ?
>>144428621
Cool. I thought there was some specific thing they did or were focused on doing. But I'm down with some plain old asshat bullying.
This thread is deader than Ali
>>144430397
except I haven't seen them act like an asshat.
You finding random reason to hate a clan of shitters is pathetic to say the least.
>>144430680
>>144430914
Obviously only if they actually are asshats dummy. I'm not just gonna take some anon's word at face value but I'm not gonna care enough to say "but what if they're not really assholes?" to some random on 4chan who knows more about the situation than I ever have given that I've never even seen any of these people. If he's just bullying to bully he already knows damned well what he's doing and me saying anything about it won't change him and if they are actually assholes like I said I don't really give a fuck.
>>144431176
>spawn campers
>>144402161
i made that, nice to see that someone like it
>>144431480
MAKE A KAWAII ONE ~~ !! :3
>>144422985
>literally two left hands
>>144431134
They are actually a pretty nice bunch of people, friendly and nice to everybody. I don't think I've seen one be a toxic shufflecalling whining faggot either. The one thing they have in common is that they are all super horrible at all the games they play. You NEVER see them with positive kdr.
>>144431480
I also saved them, but haven't used yet.
>>144432365
Just like proxy players
>>144423434
Shitters are like newborn babies. No-one knows what they're thinking.
>>144431134
Well I used to play for the OCB team, was only "officially" part of OCB for a week though, when ALT was created I left of my own volition and they permanently banned me for it so I say fuck them, drama queens that can't take people leaving their team.
Place your bets.
>>144433014
Didn't they ban you for autism Stu?
>>144431176
>bullying single digiters
>expecting respect
Personally, I think any k/d north of 3/1 seems fishy and in suspicion of being paired up against total shitters, the pwnage of which isn't exactly a stellar achievement.
>>144431176
>dieing 13 times against some low level shitters
If you need someone to teach you how to get good lmk
>>144433550
smd
>>144433550
that would require him to get over his mental trauma of not only geting zero cups but getting banned from competitive for acting like an autistic child
>>144433169
I'm not Stu and I don't think he was ever in OCB.
Why does no one play as redeye?
I picked him up the other day and have really enjoyed playing as him.
>>144436157
Requires good teamwork to really shine (and be the most stupidly OP shit in the game).
>>144436157
I'm not even kidding my man, end it tonight.
>kill guy +30 times
>encounter him when I have 10 hp
>finally gets to kill me
>types "rekt" and excitedly comes to teabag me without finishing me
>mfw playing nader and pressing F
>"Shitter left the game"
>>144436157
I don't like his weapons.
>>144434934
I would, if it wasnt for my 2" minimum rule
>have a dry streak of like 50 cases
>get this silver shit
Thanks SD
>>144437231
It's your reward for not killing yourself.
>>144437302
CARBON R81 GO
>>144437487
THIRD FUCKING TIME I GET THIS SHIT CARD IN SILVER
FHUHAUGDJIZSHK
>>144437231
That's what you get for being Silver 1.
FFUCK YES
it's even fucking shard, only one of my favorite skins.
>>144437657
I can't even afford the gold baka
>>144437678
>t. enjoys waiting 30 min for matches
>>144437715
KAWAII ~~ !! :3
>>144436643
>that one guy who keeps saying wtf after you martyr kill him
>every time
>15th kill: pls report hacker
rate or whatever
>>144438942
No culprit special edition proxy skin/10
>>144439456
I bought Aimee the first week, got the culprit case and didn't know there was another culprit case as well. I thought the one I got along with Aimee was the same one as the one you could buy with cycles.
What do when my fucking missions are bugged? My Exp are not counting -_-
Kanto NO!
I was just chilling playing execution and this guy joins and starts telling us how bad we are, and that we should kill ourselves, I told him to stop but he was to toxic. The thing is I have been told to kill myself many times in other games, only that this time instead of the person talking with his real voice he had a voice modifier, which for me is completely ironic I'm not sure if I can post names, but I guess I should. He had the usual scumbag twitch streamer name with the url of his stream twich.tv/that1shot Please do something
EDIT: and just as I go to his stream I see this https://gyazo.com/5c05fa33f0ec416df4cf5b6c99c0ba09
>>144444957
>DT
>720p
>>144436157
No matter where you toss your smoke, a teammate will always interpret it as you getting in his way.
>>144445186
Does twitch have some policy on bad language or some shit? if yes report him :^)
>>144445186
Anon, don't bother. A person like that already has to live with himself.
Need a medic
