Gospel of Harambe: Expanded Edition
Previous Bread: >>144256335
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?pref=2&pli=1
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
for 250 overcoins, what is the best highlight intro for your favorite character?
>>144266818
none of them
>>144266818
Ive gotten 2/3 of lucio's intros, except pic related (the best one)
not that i'll ever get a lucio potg anyway
how do i git gud at tracer
>>144266818
I like this one and junkrat where he hits himself in the nuts with one of his bombs
>>144266818
All the Genji highlight intros are pretty fantastic desu
Anybody got the other "Mercy gets drunk and gay for Pharrah" pictures?
>>144266923
>so ronery
NA or EU?
>>144266818
Over the shoulder 76.
>>144266985
>press ult
>bounce someone into a pit
instant play of the game
environmental kills count as like four kills
>>144266985
don't
she's trash
>"Help me, I'm stuck! The MEKA's not responding to the controls!"
>hate d.va something about her voice
>get legendary d.va skin
I wish you could sell skins for like half their price or something. what am I meant to do now, all you guys say is shes dead weight.
>>144267035
Man, that's hot.
>>144267048
The rest on that one.
What's the least amount of anything that you did to earn a potg?
REMOVE OMNIC remove omnic
you are worst robot. you are the robot idiot you are the robot smell. return to you're shit scented factory. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole robot stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..robot genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead robot..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot robot and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OMNICS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol robots no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the omnic farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo lucio fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
>>144267048
For (You).
>>144267168
One time, I sat behind my turret, ulted, and went to take a piss.
When I came back, the enemy team was dead and my turret had 100 HP left.
>>144266743
for real though, how do you defend a sniper having fucking 200hp? It's what always lets her grapple away from a flank before she's killed.
>>144267128
>Reinhardt booking it in the backgroundWhy does the idea of Reinhardt being secretly terrified of Mercy amuse me
>>144267168
Killed a Roadhog and a Lucio as Symmetra.
That was literally it.
>>144266818
target rich environment for commando 76 soldier
it ain't me
>>144267264
you can't, her HP needs to be 150 or 175
>>144267265
"I can bring you back into this world, I can take you out of it."
>Zenyatta steps on my armor pack just as he gets bodyshotted by Widow
RUN YOU FUCK
Why are players so fucking stupid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR7mDXjpUR8&ab_channel=Allardo99
How fucking big is the hitbox on Roadhogs hook. I can't even count the number of times i've been pulled through a wall not to metion the high accuracy roadhog players always get at the end of the game.
Here, have some good ship.
>>144267389
what is the music on this
>>144267035
Junkrat ballshot makes me laugh every time
>>144267351
I wonder why tumblr artists never draw straight relationships.
I mean, some of them do, but the lion's sharethe group that can't draw faces for shitalways do gay shit.
>>144267168
Pewpewed a Pharah as she JUSTd above our entire team. Probably would have wiped everyone so it did save our asses, but it was funny getting potg for a single kill.
>>144267351
>Treating the entire cast as gays
This shit annoys me to no end.
>>144267456
>Favor the shooter!
I know anon. I feel for you.
>>144267265
>Why does the idea of Reinhardt being secretly terrified of Mercy amuse me
Nothing comes to mind.
>lechoke
Reminder of the /pol/tard a few hours ago that chimped out because an anon found symmetra cute
>people keep talking about McCree's impending nerf
>spam McCree all day to get that last achievement before the High Noon charge rate or something equally important for the achievement is nerfed
>didn't even notice the guy on the right until the potg replay
>tfw the stars won't align to let me pull this off again since I'm bad at video games
Whelp, time to quit Overwatch on a high note.
>>144267168
e+rmb as McCree on a Reaper right as he started to ult on the payload.
Golden or Bone for 76?
>>144267389
hehehe silly reaper why didn't you know her wallhack was up when she doesn't even announce it ;)
>>144267534
Damn I was going to post that famborlamborghini
>>144267492
Griphop by Kevin MacLeod
>>144267265
Because he fears the strong women of his homeland.
Xth for Mei, the bad McCree
>>144267168
Flail like a madman trying to kill a half-dead Hanzo in a 1v1 as Tracer.
>>144267630
I don't understand the people calling her ugly, she looks pretty cute at times. Maybe it's just me.
>>144267685
smoke looks exactly the same as bone except it costs 75 instead of 250
>>144267685
Golden
>>144267035
Stupid sexy D.Va, too bad she's useless
>>144266818
Widow's Hanging Around. It'd be I See You if the gun was scoped untill she looks away
>These players are cheating or have recently cheated and they have been caught, and blizzard is doing fuck all
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Surefour%232559
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Taimou%232526
>People like these will continue to cheat forever because blizzard either can't detect the cheat or is afraid to ban because of bad publicity and drama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1d04Q4XO30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU (Watch for the pixel perfect head hitbox lock-on, and no recoil and screenshake during fan the hammer)
>Many of the current "pro players" in the various "top teams" have dodgy backgrounds and even bans in other games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kkSZYIlTg
>Why are the "pro teams" not doing anything?
Because the scene is entirely new, but the money is already here. They want to stay and earn that money, and so they won't start drama and will try to keep it silent and ignore it. Even if the players in the teams with the cheaters know someone is cheating, they won't get anything out of admitting it or telling it.
>Why does blizzard do fuck all?
They can't ban without their anti-cheating doing the ban. Whatever cheats they used to get to where they are now, either were undetected, and they aren't using them any longer, or they are private cheats that are built into hardware, pretty much invisible and will literally never get caught by blizzards anti-cheat (See CS:GO tournament cheat drama)
Do not stay silent about this. Don't let people like these continue to play in tournaments. Don't get fooled into believing that these are legitimate skills, as actual skilled long time pro fps players have nowhere near this kind of aim, and it has never been seen before. Do not get fooled into "it's just buggy spec cam bro", it's nowhere that buggy and inaccurate.
>>144267716
Darkwatch?
>>144267791
>d'va is useless
Everyone point and laugh.
>>144267636
His ultimate isn't going to be nerfed so you don't need to worry about that
>>144267534
Is that appearance under the mask canon?
>>144267518
It's a mix of that's just what they like to draw and fetishizing the shit out of gay relationships. Like "wow I'm so glad everyone collectively decided to have gay ships for all of the Overwatch characters. This could've been a hetfest but it's not! Yaaaay!" kind of fetishizing.
>>144267850
Worst tank m8
>>144267630
She looks great in art but some angles with her in-game model aren't very flattering.
>>144267048
I want more comics of D.va being a little shit, it's quite possibly the funniest thing overwatch fans have come up with so far
>>144267813
ayy lmao
> Finally get a second legendary after almost 30 levels
> It's Mechaqueen Phara
I kinda liked the other robot Phara, but that one's okay I guess. I should git gud at her then, I suppose. Any tips?
Tracer is good because she harasses the enemy team and her ult is good to counter large groups and Bastions.
Why do people think that Posh Tracer is the best when Sporty looks nicer?
Is the weapon better for Posh?
>>144266818
icy smiley face for mei
>>144267879
Well you can see the top of 1 scar above his mask, the artist is just extrapolating, I don't think we actually know what his present day face looks like.
>>144267035
That one is hot garbage
>>144266818
Torbjorn's "Refreshing"
After Widow and McREE are gutted, everybody will cry about Tracer and Roadhog. Mark my words.
So, what's with this game praising support heroes and people believing that actually being a good and skilled player and taking out lots of heroes on the enemy team is a bad thing?
People crying about the objective or the payload when there are already 3 people pushing it, and complaining about actually skilled players doing their job and taking out the enemy team.
The playerbase of this game sucks balls
>ranked top 100 total score for hero
>ranked over 1100 for score per minute
guess I'm not as good as I thought i was.
>>144267903
I'm more of a fan of pic related. I can't help it anymore.
>>144267930
That's retarded in the most special of ways. Isn't excluding people what they're against?
>>144267903
I'd love to see flashbacks included in the shorts as they release more of them. I wanna see interaction between the younger versions of the characters. Maybe with more clues/info relating to the breakdown of Overwatch like >>144266281 and >>144266610 mentioned
>>144267971
Fly around and hold the fire missile button, be it click or trigger. Don't let go unless you absolutely have to. Randomly blow people off cliffs with the concussion blast. Fly around.
>>144266818
I like "whole hog" just a little more than the camera hook one. Looks nicer with the gritty pigpen skin.
>>144267048
>>144267534
>>144267518
I think there was a poll not to long ago about which ship was the most favored and Pharah x Mercy was voted number one at the time.
So yeah. No big surprise that there's a lot of art for it.>Being straight in 2016
>>144268083
This isn't what is happening. You are projecting and complaining about nothing. You contribute nothing to the thread. You are worse than the things you complain about.
>>144267948
Here you go
>>144268101
Sadly, Gency is muchj more likely to be canon it feels like. I'd kill for some Mercy/Morrison interactions or lore.
>>144268083
I have never once encountered the second problem, but the first problem is because most players do not play / are not fond of the support role. It's praising people for doing the busy work that they don't want to do so that those people will keep on doing it.
Think about it this way - do you want to spend your games just standing behind someone else and shooting health up their ass, or do you want to go out there and actually kill people?
Which legendary Junkrat skin do I get guys?
>Hey Genji's a ninja
>You know what would be funny? If we played Naruto Opening 4 over the mic the ENTIRE FUCKING MATCH
HAHA I GET IT GENJI'S A NINJA AND NARUTO HAS NINJAS SO PUTTING THEM TOGETHER IS HILARIOUS.
HAHA, NOW FUCKING STOP.
IF I HEAR TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M KILLING MYSELF
>>144268068
You got the hot part right.
im tired of being killed by environment because some fag lucio camps around the corner in front of a ledge or pharah spams her bullshit knockback rocket at the same spot near the edges every time she flies by or roadhog stands across the chasm and hooks everybody passing nearby. It just feels cheap and annoying, not "damn i got outplayed" "damn this dude is better than me" "damn i need to gitgud". Even when i myself get those kind of kills i just feel sorry for whoever died to this because it has zero counterplay and you just gonna die to it no matter what
>>144268319
The one where it looks like he blew himself up
scorched, I think
>>144266818
I like all of Junkrat's intros.
>>144268101
That's the million dollar question, isn't it?
>>144268197
>Me and the rest of tumblr have agreed, cis shitlords must die
Yeah fuck off.
>>144268302
>Daimond
>>144268090
>tfw mediocre at your preferred hero and only slightly better at your 2nd preferred hero
>>144267518
You realize people have thought (imaginary) lesbians were great long before tumblr or SJWs were a thing, right?
>>144267716
Someone needs to make an animation of Reaper using his ult to fly into the air like a helicopter.
Then a downed plane crashing in the background.
>>144268161
It would be neat. Given what Talon does, I think a big thing of contention between them was the views on Omnics. Reyes seems like the kill 'em all type, especially if they killed someone close to him like Ana Amari. Would be neat if it was something like thatand Reyes was Pharah's daddy from before the Omnic crisis
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>144268370
>0 counterplay
Don't walk near cliffs. Countered.
>>144268319
Get Hayseed or Scarecrow. The Jester ones are godawful. In all honesty, his epic skins are better than his legendary ones.
Reminder
>>144268525
so, uh, on ilios I'll just never go to the point?
>>144267636
Is it possible to actually do a good high noon yourself or the enemy team has to be retarded?
Finally saved up 1000 gold
Dubs decides which skin I buy
>>144268197
We all know why Pharmercy is popular. All the art for it is cute as fuck.
>>144268302
I would also like Mercy/Morrison interaction, but I want to know about how Angela tried to help Genji cope with his new body.
>>144268486
Yes, but that's more in the sense of 'boy, it sure would be nice if they fucked right in front of me and I got to watch / be a part of it'.
tumblr/SJWs want homosexuality in the sense that they want it to be the only accepted sexuality out there. Heteronormative and even certain forms of homosexual love are verboten to them.
>>144267946
There's just something weird with the way they modeled her lips and jawline in-game. It doesn't really match any of her artwork.
>>144268339
Her best is the one with her leaping out of tge mech, but the other with her deploying and jumping into the mech looks good with Scavenger/Junker.Scavenger should have been her default and the rest of her backstory and dialogue changed to accommodate it.
>>144267971
Unless you're really good at direct hits, aim for where they're going not where they are. Lightly tap your jetpack repeatedly for better horizontal movement, know when to blast people away from team mates and when not too (I've seen so many pharahs blast enemy team away from Zarya's or Mei's Ult). Nepal and Illios are great for throwing people of the point and into the toilet bowl. Don't ult if you know you're going to get immediately killed by a sniper. Bam you're now an Egyptian Goddess.
>>144268596
fuck off
>>144268525
>maps are already small chokepoint corridors
>now even more limited movement options
thanks doc
Widowmaker and Hanzo now have a limited amount of ammo, which can be replenished through time spent on the objective.
Y/N
>>144268506
I could definitely envision Amari's death contributing to Reyes destabilization, or perhaps some sort of love triangle situation between Amari and Reyes/Jack.
>>144268596
Superstar 76
>>144268390
>>144268589
There's an entire path that leads to the objective that doesn't go near a cliff you scrub
>>144268575
A reminder that Evafags still exist?
Yeah, I get that any time there's so much as a new fucking toaster on the market.
>>144267630
Reminder of the SJWs a few hours ago that got so triggered because someone called her "poo in loo" they shat up more of the thread than /pol/ did
and are still butthurt about it hours later
>Every now and then my game just won't load a map and I get kicked for inactivity at the start of a round
>Sometimes player models won't load and I can't see myself or other players for a couple minutes
What's going on? I played for months in the cb and never had this happen.
>>144268605
>but I want to know about how Angela tried to help Genji cope with his new body.
I don't think she did a lot, once Genji was done running the missions Overwatch rebuilt him for he fucked off to Nepal to hang with robitmonks because he felt so fucked up and out of place in his robit body.
>>144268593
I think the Blizzard dev idea was that games would be coordinated 6v6 clashes so a McCree would be able to hang back in a corner and get vision of 5 or 6 people that his teammates are herding into a corner in high level play or something.
That and they love the number 4. I guess playtesters could never do better than 3 kills per ult.
So...99% of the time, 'the enemy team has to be retarded".
>>144268386
I'm just telling you how I see it. If you want to be butthurt about about headcannon then that's on you.
>tfw gold damage and PotG as Symmetra
>>144266743
tfw dumping a big fat turd on the backline with my battle buddy genji as mercy
Will I like this if I enjoyed TF2 (mostly just with friends, who as it happens are playing this), but dropped the game after the first Mannco update
>>144267092
Anyone who says a hero is deadweight is someone who tried it once, didn't immediately do well and thus dismissed them as such, or just had a lot of teammates using that hero poorly. D.va is fucking amazing at harassing annoyances like turrets and snipers, her defense matrix cancels tons of ults, she has a get-out-of-jail-free card with her boost, and being skilled with her ult can at worst disperse the enemy team for a push and at best completely wipe them. You just need to get a feel for how she plays.
>>144268370
> Pick Winston
> Knocked into pit at Nepal temple
> They think I'm dead
> Jump out of pit
> Chimp out, strong arm two into the pit
Or you know, just have situational awareness. The greatest counterplay of them all.
>mcree is fo r niggers
>>144268593
There are some spots where you can get around an enemy team and use it so you don't run the risk of being instantly shut down or see them all scatter in time. But nothing quite beats an enemy team being fucking retarded.
>>144268825
Wasn't it Zenyatta who helped him come to terms with his new body?
>>144268858
YES YOU WILL LIKE IT IF YOU LIKED TF2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a bug in custom games with selecting AI bot heroes? I might be retarded but it seems like there are only 6 hero choices to set the bots as.
>>144268596
If this post ends in 5 then buy goth Zarya.
>>144268876
i fear winstons, i do not fear d.vas
>>144268876
D.va and Tracer are worthless. Other heroes do their job better while also not sucking at other aspects of the game. D.va is a glorified ult charger and Tracer is a trap that only catches idiots.
>>144268828
High Noon operates like Hanzo's ult or DVas ult against non-retarded players. It's not for getting kills (outside of Zarya/Rein wombo combos) it's for forcing the enemy to clear an area, usually a choke point or a cap, in order to give your team an advantage and push.
>>144268858
Yes, this game is basically TF2 before it went to shit
Open beta and release week the game ran great.
This week I'm getting random FPS drops and this symbol keeps appearing in the top left. What's up?
>>144268936
ARE YOU SURE?
ARE YOU DOUBLE DOG SURE?
ITS A WHOLE 40 DOLLARS MAN
Why the FUCK is there no penalty for leaving a match?
>>144268945
dude
>>144268686
Not a big fan of love triangles or reducing the female in them to some sort of cause of drama, but that's just me. Her being a huge badass in the fluff and her death convincing Reyes that Omnics must die would be interesting but might be cliche.
>>144268605
The interesting thing about Gengi and Angela is that she'd didn't do too much like that, it was Zenyatta that helped him accept it. I imagine he was hella bitter about it, and hated her for quite a bit for it.
Snipers have never made any game more fun for anybody who doesn't play snipers.
>level 97 player
>does nothing as zenyatta the whole match
JUST
>>144267168
Shoot at the ground as junkrat with various people dying in the background
>>144268957
>tracer
>worthless
t. someone who's never fought against a good tracer
>>144268680
>let's force a sniper to play close quarters when they run out of ammo
No.
I AM SO SHIT AT THIS GAME LAAAAAAADS
>>144268910
Yeah Genji was Zen's pupil, he helped him come to terms with the duality of his human/robit existence. They have a few banter lines about it in game.
>>144268825
>>144268910
I'm talking about physical therapy, not psychological quandaries. I'm sure that Mercy also gave him some peptalks andhand holdingon his down time.
>>144268729
What the fuck happened to D.Va's face in that?
>>144267946
Her jaw is pretty fucking awful on her game model, especially on her Vishkar uniform skins. She's pretty cute in her official artwork though, yeah.
>>144269018
Snipers were a mistake
Healers were a mistake
>>144268729
I really want a comic of Song using l33t speak, then 76 asking her if it's some kind of military jargon.
Then she calls him a stupid DILF.
>>144268945
Well then
>>144268997
I've gotton a warning before when my game crashed and it thought i left early
>>144269018
>hey here's our team-based, objective-oriented clientside arena shooter
>what should we add
>a hitscan sniper
The only time this has ever been done well is Tribes 2. That's it. Literally it. One game.
My dog died today. Can you guys post some happy/funny images? I don't have anyone else to cheer me up.
>>144269018
this T.b.H.
holy fucking shit do something to mercys ult, its so overpowered right now. Fast charging, counters every other ult, and no wind up
>>144267092
As a D.Va player, I have two things to tell you: she's not useless, but her legendaries are all trash
You have ten (10) seconds to name something that's funnier to hear than "DIE DIE D- AUGH"
>>144269010
I'm still holding onto the idea that Amari didn't really die and she's the one leading Talon. Though there's not really any evidence for that outside of Pharah having a couple of lines which suggest she didn't get along with her mother and Widowmaker also being a sniper (so effectively 0 evidence)
Do I need to level up to get teammates that aren't totally incompetent?
>>144268680
No. Why?
Tracer is good against enemy teams because she can use her pistols to harass and then while they're grouped together ult.
>>144269065
>forcing snipers to actually play the objective instead of plinking at things from safety
As things should be
>>144269060
Nyaruko is my waifu!
>>144266818
Reinhardts "Charge" is so satisfying everytime I see it
>>144269064
Show me a good Tracer and I'll show you a Tracer that's just playing against baddies.
>>144268605
OTP's to me are like wishful thinking.
Having an OTP is harmless. Hating an OTP has always seemed a little autistic to me.
Why is the general to tumblr, with all these parings, comics and awful gifs?
>>144268593
I wasn't even trying for a quad.
Maybe a douhle or triple and then my team would gang up on the Bastion if I didn't get him with the high noon.
That dumb Soldier on the right was some lv 8 newbie who just walked out of spawn or something, even my teammates who had LOS to that perch didn't know he was there until the potg (but it doesn't seem like he was full HP, I dunno). Felt pretty bad for him once I realised that he was the fourth target. But a quad kill is still a quad kill.
>>144269227
JUSTIC- auauughh
>>144268858
Its tf2 with more polish, less skill, no random crits but still lots of bullshit deaths and its also more fun.
>>144267223
>Someone saved this
Noice
>>144269112
And even more horseface.
>>144267942
If you're a shitter, yeah
>>144269169What kind of dog anon?
Are there any overwatch versions of this yet?
>>144267376
>zenyatta
>stepping on something
>>144269227
Genji or hanzos ult being interrupted is funny as shit too.
Am I the only one who thinks that Symmetra's base skin looks fucking retarded? I literally bought the Vishkar skin because it's her most sensible looking one. Just like her character. She's supposed to be sensible and modest. Not thighfu. Vishkar should have been her base.
>defending on volskaya industries
>match begins
>get sniped by a widowmaker
>by the time I respawn they've captured BOTH points and won
what the fuck? how is this possible? there's no way they can capture objectives that quick
>>144269227
>DIE, DIE DIE-AUGH!
>Heroes Never Die!
>>144269306
i don't know but i'm considering filtering tumblr
>>144268781
the entire thread was the /pol/tard redditizing everybody and shitposting like a butthurt manchild
>Playing defense hollywood as junkrat
>Other people are Genji, Dva, Mei, Symmetra, Mercy
>Getting stomped
>Ask the mei if they can change to something else because they've gotten a single kill
>They say no
>Them and 3 others shit on me for trying to play the game
>>144269097
Presumably Torbjorn also had a lot to do with Genjis reconstruction, in terms of building his roboid bits at least.
>>144269343
Definitely needs a Junkrat BOMB AWAY edit.
>lijiang tower with the circle control in the middle
>me and edgemaster have ult and are on top of the perch overlooking the circle
>dunk earthshatter 4 people, get charged by a reinhardt who was aiming for another guy
>edgemaster gets a quad
double potg
>>144269245
LOL
>>144268969
This game is very, very different from TF2. More casual and match up based.
>>144267534
That's pretty good. Not the art, but the concept.
>>144269347
I don't get it
>>144269347
Laziest character of the game goes to Torbjorn.
>>144269169That sucks, friend. sorry to hear that.
>Have to throw armor physically onto people because no one will walk around to pick them up even if I place it in front of them
>>144269305
I don't know if it's autistic, but it's stupid as fuck. People would agree that OTPs and shipping are a little different, though.I'm not saying that Genji/Mercy is the one true pairing or everything. It's just the one I like to think about, sometimes.
>>144268858
Well you're stupid for doing so, and probably, it's ok.
>>144268936
>>144268969
>>144269320
Alright, fuck it.
I hate giving Blizzard money but I haven't played any multigames with my pals in a long while.
>>144269227
"I HAVE FOUND THE ENEMY- AUGH!!"
am i the only person that thinks it would of been an interesting idea that every time reaper reloaded he'd pull out different guns?
Ponytail skin for every hero when? I want a long ponytail for Tracer I think.
>>144269495
It goes to a webm of a Reinhardt charging D.Va's ult off a point and blowing up.
Commando or Night Ops.
>>144266818
All of D.Va's are really nice, but of course it has to be "Lying Around".
tracer is stupid
it's like impossible to die as her unless McREEE is around the corner
>>144267035
>>144269560
Make sure you commend that Reinhardt at the end of the game. Jesus christ as a Mercy player that play made me laugh
>rate every loss a 1
>rate every win a 3
>>144269604
Commando, I like the GI Joe look more.
>>144269668
>rating at all
>>144268997
>Don't Get Penalties
Leave match before game has started and everyone is still picking heroes.
Leave as soon as it says Victory/Defeat.
>Get penalties
Leave game after it says re-instancing
Leave game anywhere between beginning and before V/D.
>>144269604
Smoke
>>144269546
When the fuck would Zeigler and Hanzo have even met least of all with Genji present
>>144269626
STOP
MY PENIS CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH
>>144269330
I remembered who she reminds me of
>>144269343
Sheltie. He was massive for his breed, so everyone who met him thought he was a Collie.
>>144269626
What a slut
>>144269427
Torbjorn's had his hand in everything. Saying that Torbjorn had a lot to do with most of the Overwatch world's lore is pretty accurate.
>>144269350
>She's supposed to be sensible and modest.
She's not though.
She's a hoity-toity autist who is good at engineering and teleportation and shit.
>>144269546
The top three pairings that I personally like:
Pharah x Mercy
Widow x Tracer
Genji x MercyI guess that some people are just dedicated to being unhappy and making sure that everyone else around them is unhappy. It's kinda sad really.
>>144269772
yeah according to his comic he designed a bunch of the robot designs the omnics utilize
>>144269827
someone shop junkrat onto the driver and roadhog onto the pig
>>144269667
kek
>>144269427
>Torb hand forged Genji's robobutt
Made with love.
>>144268997
there are penalties for leaving games early. you get a nerf on your xp gains temporarily
>>144269706
>Why is this comic made for the sake of humor unrealistic
>>144269815
>>144269350
She comes off to me as probably being fine with whatever she's wearing as long as it doesn't restrict her movement when out and about.
why is the map design so fucking bad
>>144269706
Hey, beats me. I just save these images for future use.
>>144269861
If you read his bio, he was in line with some Ironclad guild and helped design most of the pre-Omnic Crisis stuff.
>>144269906
Torb is a butt connoisseur
>>144269305
So people hating this OTP and shipping shit are autistic, yet the people that constantly post it everyday aren't? I don't understand.
>Play Reinhardt
>Get some random Bastion
>He demolishes the entire game from behind your shield
Absolutely based Mr. Kebab
>>144268016
I don't know what Sporty's weapons look like, but Posh ain't half badthough personally I'm holding out for T. Racer
>>144269320
>less skill, no random crits
Sounds like more skill then
>Zenyatta can get caught in Junkrat traps despite floating in the air
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>144269319
Pharah is funnier because she exposes herself in the sky and then falls
>>144269381
You should start with the Genji, Symmetra, and Dva.
A Mei who doesn't kill anything can still stall a cart forever.
>>144269706
If that set you off, this comic that completely disregards any kind of timeline will really rigger you.
>>144269938
when she is out and about looking for a girlfriend-free man and showing people her sonic the hedgehog crossover fan art, you mean
>>144269970
Which map? Most of them are meh-tier, but not too terrible.
>>144269906
>"Now... do what you were built to do!">"Twerk! Twerk for all the fujoshis!"
>>144269843
You do have to admit that 'pairings' and 'shipping' is pretty dumb.It's an addiction.
>>144270102
Magnets.
>>144270108
Thanks anon
Is Reaper a decent hero who can be played frequently, or is he only situational like Genji or Hanzo?
I'm seriously thinking of buying his Marachi skin because it's so good, even though I've only played him for 3 minutes max.
>>144270135
The symmetra was actually doing well. They were killing a fair amount of people with the sentries and they had good teleporter placement.
>>144270012
>SUCH POTENTIAL
Is stonehardt the best reinhardt skin?
>>144270018
To be fair, he said 'having' an OTP is harmless. He didn't say anything about shitposting and shilling said OTP not being autistic.Because it is.And I still do it anyway.
>>144270193
That one map with winstons hq in it girabalter or whatever. he is fucking awful on that map.
>>144270193
Yeah, he's a good generalist. Really versatile assassin if you're good at him. Easy to pick up as well.
>>144269843
>>144270163
Do both of you girls play mercy?
>>144270239
no, bloodhardt for the TTGL look
>>144270108
Hair needs to be white but 8/10.
>>144270265
Okay, good to know. What about other maps? Still a high pick overall, or a situational hero?
>>144269018
I mean, the core concept of sniping is "killing someone from a distance where they can't fight fight back".
If you want to put that in your game, sure. What I don't fucking understand is that they didn't give Widowmaker any trade offs for it.
She has 200 HP, as high as several of the assault classes. She has a mine and a grappling hook to warn her and escape flankers.
If she does get forced into CQC, her assault rifle is disgustingly powerful - its high spread is fine that close and she doesn't even have the minor inconvenience of switching weapons.
The charge and fire rate on her sniper rifle is also retarded, allowing her to 150 damage body shot (every 1.5 seconds) then instantly follow it with a second uncharged body shot for a two shot kill on most classes.
All of this is still completely ignoring the idea that the Widowmaker actually GOOD at sniping, which makes all of it even more brutal with consistent headshots.
It's like she was designed by a person so irredeemably trash at sniping he needed Widowmaker to be good, all the while ignoring what a competent player could do with her.
>>144270193
Semi-frequently. Like most heroes, he has maps where he's good and maps where he's shit. You should consider doing some practice rounds with him before getting the Mariachi skin.
If it helps, he's a stronger pick than Hanzo, but not as strong a pick as Genji, in my opinion.
>>144270239
>>144270297
wrongall his skins look good
>>144270297
>Not Blackhardt for the Granzemboa look
>finally save up enough coins to buy my first legendary skin after 30 levels
>figure i might as well get DAT BOI skin for lucio since 90% of my play time is stuck playing him
>all of a sudden instalock lucios the next several games
>>144270193
Reaper is a balanced flanker that unfortunately gets raped by McCree. He's generally useful majority of the time.
>>144270249
Cheers, I was looking for this.
>>144270193
He is great if you know where to drop it and can aim. You can decimate the backline in about 5 seconds without ult.
>>144270193
There are some maps where there's not really good places to flank properly (>>144270265 mentioned one) but overall he's a good pick. Despite stereotypes and shitters, he can be a really solid pick on Defense too because of how good he is at breaking up a coordinated push by teleporting in and shooting or using Q.
Which Overwatch has the most braindead playerbase and why is it Bastion
Why is this thread so obsessed with pairings? This is going to be the death of the general, first it starts with tumblr shit, then people start roleplaying and then its over.
>>144268016
I've had every single tracer purple/gold at one point.
Posh is shit, sporty is a top tier purple,
T.Racer and MachT are both great-tier, just depends on your preference.
T.RAcer makes the guns red/black and MachT makes them orange blue.
The punk skins make them pink/light blue with tracer graffiti on them
>>144270324
still pretty high overall. flank their asses out. pick the squishies out.
>>144267791
You need to git gud kiddo.
>>144270080
Fuck off.
>>144270419
Nah that's mcree.
Bastion's a close second though.
>>144270193
What do you mean 'situational like Genji'
i'll let you know i've won every game i played with my friend when i was his pocketmercy
>>144268630
>Korea is turned into a lawless wasteland by the Omnic Crisis
>orphaned engineering student roaming the land, slowly building a frankenstein-like mech out of an old ROKA chassis
sounds good to me tbqh senpai
>my team
>mostly level 10-20, a couple in their low 20s
>enemy team
>not a single man under the level 35
>>144270297
Definitely
>getting FUCKED on defense payload route 66
>go bastion in last room
>go from zero medals to 3 gold + 2 silver
>get potg
>win
what have i become
>>144270293
No, I playlots of characters, with Mercy being only one of them.
Does it bother you, anon?
>>144270419
Because Bastion is piss easy to play and gives instant gratification if put in a somewhat decent spot.
>>144270425
The general was literally just shipping shit and ERP for a solid week before release.
>Teammate says I keep team killing him with my grenades
>"You can't damage your teammates dude"
>"Yes you can you've been doing it all game"
>Start shooting at him
>"See no damage."
>"Yeah, because I'm dodging them"
Who is the dumbest person you ever met playing this game?
I unironically really like Bastion and want to play him regularly and not even with Mercy+Reinhardt memeing.
>>144270163
Yeah I admit that shipping is kinda stupid and pointless. But all in all it's just harmless fun.
The problems start when someone hates a ship for whatever reason and lashes out. I'm almost entirely certain that if you scroll through this thread that you find at least one 'kys for this ship' post.
To me THAT makes no sense.I also ship D.Va x 76
>>144270419
You're just jealous of the pure skill it takes to pilot the based robot god of POTGs.
>>144270534
tough times call for tough choices
There's a lot of people I've never even started.
>>144268630
>>144270504
Nah, too much like the Aussies. She's fine as some pro gamer celeb and infamous mecha pilot.
>>144270564
i would love to TK some stupid ass fucking teammates.
>>144270239
They're all pretty good tbqh
it's all just personal choice
>>144270425
people are going to say shipping has been around for a while and they're not wrong
but i'm going to blame tumblr for invading this place because of the amount of tumblr filenames in every /owg/ thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/10383366
I want reaper ntring genji with mercy
>>144270564
if anyone said that i would just constantly fire grenades at them to keep them on edge
>>144269357
>HEROES NEVER DI-AUGH
Guess they do.
>>144270494
nah mcrees just the meme right now, all the braindead bastion players have been slowly finding out that its a lot easier to get kills when not stationary and by just pressing 2 buttons per enemy till you have an ult to kill more than one person.
>>144270586
Recon Bastion is criminally underrated. You don't play Bastion in one spot. You run around the map like a maniac, you're effectively 76 only better.
>>144267813
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
>there are people defending this
why are they doing this
I think the only OTP is Reinhardt andPINS
>>144270564
>yeah because I'm dodging them
>>144270102
> Zeny will die to 1 M1 from Junkrat followed by mine or just 2 M1s
Fuck Blizzard, just let him have this.
>>144270367
the real question is
helmet skins or helmetless skins
>>144270425
Mostly because I hate the gay shit that gets posted here when it's just gay for being gay instead of actually giving a shit about the lore. I know it's cancer but it's the only place I can post my opinion without gettign called a homophobe
>>144270659
>>144270686
tumblr is just the most efficient way to post farnart
the problem is people get triggered like the faggots they are when they see words
>>144270686
its almost as if tumblr users actually create content, what a concept
>>144269619
Or there's, like, one turret. Anywhere on the map.
>>144270729
>76 only better.
why? 76 can heal his team, bastion is more selfish
>>144270729
That is how I play and why I like playing him. I wish people wouldn't hate so much with Bastion on Attack.
>>144270659
It only happens when people start spamming their preferred couples instead of talking about the game. The best way to handle it is to mix game discussion with coupleposting so that you're not that big of a shitter.
>>144270564
On a related note, do you think Competitive Play will have friendly fire?
>>144270239
Paragon is probably my favorite.
>>144269579
>McCree gets a Venom Snake skin
yes.
>>144270769
who is the artist
>>144270769
That's a good Dva
>>144270564
Holy fucking shit this can't be true.
There's no way anyone could have teammates this stupid... r-right?
>>144270769
I am addicted to charging. I should never play Reinhardt just because I will never actually assist my team in any serious capacity- first chance I get, I'm rocketing off.
>>144268957
Just a dumb post sempai
>>144270564
That guy was obviously fucking with you, you're the dumb person in this situation
>all these autistic people maining genji, tracer and mccree
and everytime, the bad ones are on my team, and the god like ones are on the enemy team
>>144270867
this
he looks like a paladin
>>144270874
Wolfade
I've begun harassing him for more PINNED images
>>144270829
it's almost as if tumblr users post their garbage every day
>>144270828
fair enough
>>144270686
It's a decent place to find art. Doubly easy if you set the filter to just finding photos and ignore any bullshit that you see.
>>144270682
Play mei and put walls behind people
>>144270867
Lionhardt is my favorite, and my first legendary.
He's fucking Anduin with a hammer.
>>144270686
Not really, it's the first and foremost place to go to for fan art.
That and pixiv, but Pixiv is more weebgame stuff, not this.
>>144270827
>tracing yotsuba
but why
>walk around corner
>get pinned by reinhardt and die\
I really dislike this character as soon as he starts doing things other than holding right click
>>144270950
Do they ever switch out, or do they just keep on playing their 'main'?
>>144270884
The trick is to hold the urge back until the exact moment where charging will help, like if the entire enemy team is hiding behind their Reinhardt and charging through would let your team spam their ults into them.
>>144271026
>He's fucking Anduin with a hammer.
So he's Uther
>>144271026
Anduin is all about peace though. Do you mean Garrosh? He's the one who's all about fighting for the greater cause, and fighting with honor.
>Reminder that Garrosh did nothing wrong
>>144270884
Reinhardt duels are a thing of beauty, it's whoever can catch the other off guard firstCatching charges with charging is equally if not more satisfying
>>144270884
Are you me? Because that's the only fun way to play him. Sorry teams I play Reinhardt in, but it gets pretty boring holding mouse2 forever.
>>144271006
>Defense on Hanamura
>playing Rein
>Enemy team can't get the first point
>Last few seconds
>Enemy rein tries to charge into the base
>Enemy mei walls up in front of him, and the match ends
I'm convinced that Mei players simply wish to spread misery, regardless of team
>>144271026
I would've gone with Lionhardt if there was a version with a helmet simply because I prefer the fully armored look.
/r/ing up picture of dvas face shopped onto the kid strapped in to his shitter
when we gon get a green waifu b0is
>>144271113
>fly towards my mate as mercy
>REINHARDT OUT OF NOWHERE
fun things are fun
Why is symmetra so underrated? I believed people when they said she was shit so I haven't played her until recently. I got the hindu goddess skin and decided to try her out, fun as fuck.
Is it because people compare her to other supports as if she's a healer?
>Banwave comes out and puts thousands of white trash jabronis in the Steiner Recliner
How many of you faggots just got blown the fuck out? Be honest.
>>144270827
M8 what lore, this game is shallow as fuck?
What I hate is the fucking predictability.
The moment there's a rivalry, a friendship, or really any feasible connection odds are some faggot is going to ship it.
At least make clever OC instead of poorly drawn porn and autistic wish fulfillment.
>>144271163
Play hollywood and you'll see
They watch me put down a trap and bomb and then wall the door the instant it gets triggered
>>144271132
He means Anduin Lothar Supreme Commander of the Alliance, Lion of Azeroth, Knight Champion of Azeroth, Regent Lord of Azeroth, Champion of Stormwind, Knight of the Realm, King's Champion, Last of the Arathi
Not fucking Anduin Wrynn.
>>144270950
>enemy McCrees can outsniper Widowmakers, make short work of any tank and kill a running Tracer and always know the best positions to High Noon
>meanwhile, I can barely kill anything with flashbank + fan the hammer
And that's why I'm a Pharah in denial
>>144271097
Because D.Va is basically the group child.
>>144271213
I don't cheat, so I won't get blown the fuck out
>>144271181
Did this happen to you on Volskaya?
>>144271176
I'm guessing Widowmaker's skin is about as far out as Blizz will go which is a bit of a shame.
>>144271265
it happened to me on every map
>game supports character-specific control configs
There should be a helmet on/off toggle for Reinhardt.
>>144268370
>Playing D.Va on Vodka industries B
>Enemy Reinhardt charges at me from a long distance, hits me and we fall down a ledge of inevitable doom
>His charge started so far away, it actually ends before we die, releasing me from his hold
>I fly back up and he dies all alone
I love D.Va
how many levels of irony is this character operating on?
>pushing the cart by myself
>killing Widowmaker by myself
>taking out the enemy teleporter by myself
>stopping the enemy Mercy by myself
>ask Tracer to please start doing something, anything
>LOL WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN DOING
>YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ISN'T PUSHING THE CART
>four gold medals, five total (silver healing)
yeah i guess i'm just not top tier like these "pro tracers"
i can't even wrap my head around their next level strategies like "run around and don't shoot"
>>144266743
Widowmakers ult now highlights targets IN LINE OF SIGHT and marks them for a second or 2 after leaving LOS. targets previously out of line of sight walking into line of sight are highlighted. perhaps force her to be scoped mode for the duration of the ult dramatically increasing risk like how any other fucking ult ingame is extremely conspicuous and makes you a target. duration remains the same or less.
no ult should be "which corner can I fire wildly at the next few seconds for POTG from absolute safety while exposing any attempts at a flank or push for my team"
>>144271097
Because those artists certainly lack creativity
>>144271192
That and people assuming her turrets are supposed to be her main damage source instead of her full charge gun (aka Torbjorn syndrome).
>>144271315Good
>>144271357
Like 0 or 1
>>144271334
Just get Stonehardt/Lionhardt
>>144271097
D.Va is the youngest and therefore treated like a child by the rest. Its 2cute.
Good fucking god soldier is ridiculous in random pub games. Just had a match where I did 19k damage, 52 eliminations, POTG, 4 gold medals, and 2 quadra kills with q, and had the MVP vote card for having 92% up time on the "I'm on fire" shit.
>>144270659
Consider me total trash then because I'm one of those McCree and Hanzo fans... ugh... I see so much potential through their stories/backgrounds but if we're being real, there's not a lick of basis in-game. Oh well, whatever.
>>144270827
It's pretty sad that shippers are so thin-skinned that they can't take any ounce of criticism without taking it super personally and shouting buzz words at each other.
It's just fictional characters kissing and fucking, who caaaares.
>>144271375
Then her ult would be almost entirely useless
>>144271334
wowfags get out
>>144271131
Uther has an Eagle Motif, Anduin Lothar has a lion theme which is more similar to the skin.
>>144271401
That's the problem, I want Lionhardt with helmet on.
>>144271256
I love shitty D.Va
>>144268370
Holy shit, I did that yesterday at the same area of the map with two people too as lucio.Also was play of the game
Why can enemy Roadhogs just one-shot any 200/250 HP squishy at medium range, no hook needed, but perfect-accuracy headshots at point blank don't do shit when I play him
is there a trick to him?
>>144271357
Many assume that she is simply "le xD streamer gamer girl"
What they don't know is that she's operating on like 8 levels of irony and is doing it just to troll her fans by being good at everything.
>>144271419
like everyone elses' ult if not used properly or avoided.
>>144271375
That'd make her ult literally useless.
If anything they should scrap the whole thing, make her charge a lot slower, and make the ult have it charge a lot quicker.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10383387
Really like both of these skins and can't make up my mind.
>>144269227
>It's High noon... dra-aughh
>>144271426
He's gonna give them the whole hog
>>144271460
>dva is absolute shit tier unless you are amazing at her
I fucking hate characters like this, she's even worse than a mediocre genji.maybe
>>144271513
Buy the one you like slightly less
That way it'll be sweeter when you unbox the other one
>>144271176
orc zarya skin when?
Give me all your meimes.
>>144271584
she's just shit retard
>>144271584
>muh secret power
>muh flight
>>144267813
the game attracts literal retards who never played fps before and have no idea about aimlocks and whatnot, to them its all just "skill"
ONII-CHAN BUY ME MEKA
>>144271460
>>144271573
this is cancer and you are cancer for supporting someones retarded zero effort ~art~
>>144271648
REMOVE OMNIC remove omnic
you are worst robot. you are the robot idiot you are the robot smell. return to you're shit scented factory. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole robot stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..robot genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead robot..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot robot and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OMNICS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol robots no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the omnic farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo lucio fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
>>144271482
If you find the sweet-spot on his right-click you will destroy squishies for free
>>144271460
Yeah shitty D.Va has grown on me.
>>144271512
Does Widowmaker's ult charge again while it's active?I've never played her
If you play le flashbang rightclick man, you should strongly consider taking your own life.
>>144271192
>>144271390
>tfw people are so used to having shitty symmetras on their team that someone will tell you to switch every other time you pick herthen I proceed to get a gold medal in eliminations and get play of the game
>>144271648
widowmaker and mcree are fair and balanced and need no adjustment in future patches. "just avoid it lol"
I would love to see the statistics for
>Winrates of each Hero by first-time players of the Hero,
VS
>Winrates of each Hero by players with 75+ games on that Hero
>>144271607
I kind of want them to do Warcraft themed skins for Overwatch. Anduin Reinhardt, Abomination Roadhog, Arcane Mage Tracer, etc.
I guess they kind of want it to be it's own thing though.
What's the best map to be a nuisance with bastion
>>144271678
>I cant stand other having fun with zero consequences to myself
>>144271771
Hollywood
>>144271717
I've never played her either, I don't know.
Can someone post the gif of mei's ass?
>>144271765
>Tyrael Mercy
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>144271584
D.Va is extremely easy to play.
>>144271771
doing drivebys on the volskaya platforms
>>144271843
>>144271357
>cocky gamer girl gook who spouts tortured vidya lingo and acts like she's hot shit
>worst character in the game
Everything I expected and less.
>>144271882
i don't want to play a nigger
>that fucking feel
>>144271934
>SPRAD
>lose on offense
>lose on defense
>teams switch around
>lose on offense
>lose on defense
>>144271956
>1 objective kill
You da king baby keep it up livin the dream
>>144271980
>DVa as a dirty DEWTIRO TM gamer
love this meme
is this easy mode?
>>144271956
one time I got a gold medal for 7 seconds on the objectiveI had joined in on a KOTH game that only had like a minute left on the timer
>>144271648
Only one you need is the Pharah amputee meme.
>>144271678
>judging what is art
I think you are the real cancer here.
>>144271918
Don't you judge me.
>>144271956
How are you this bad?
tfw your pairing is unpopular and you scrounge up every bit of art for it that you can, even shitties.
>>144271956
>playing support
>doing great, trying to keep everyone alive
>wonder how we're still losing
>check scoreboard
>gold medal eliminations at just 4 or 5 kills
>oh :(
>>144272031
Well you can't post images of her choking down her manager's cock like real gook celebs so doritos will have to do
>mfw I'm half of the roster's hard counter
>win the game with a perfectly executed junkrat tire wallrunning into the last point and destroying their support, bastion, and torbjorn
>play of the game goes to widowmaker missing about a dozen shots and getting two assists
How to get better at aiming? Do I start with hitscan and move onto projectile, or vice versa?
>>144271213
me, I purchased a new account
>>144271956
>Join hollywood attack with 15 seconds left
>Kill 2 people by spamming grenades and the bomb
>Get killed
>Double gold for objective time and objective kills
so should i get overwatch for pc or ps4?
>>144270308
Not anon but an attempt was made
>>144272121
All are welcome here, so long as you actually talk about the game, as well.
>>144272179
>my hook when I play Roadhog is 5 feet
>the enemy roadhog's hooks are 10 football fields long
>>144271892
were is the dead D.Va?
>>144272179
how do you not see that fucking trap?
>>144271691
needs more work. like, i'm certain you could fit "kurjikstan" in there
>>144272179
>I wonder who'll be the first person to walk out of their base
>okay, it's a roadhog and I'm a 200hp squishy
>I'm going to stay PERFECTLY STILL and hold down left mouse button!
that's not being countered, that's being retarded
Would Mei be the most hated class in the game if the character wasn't waifubait?
I feel like McCree gets more flack just because he isn't a cute girl
Some days I play really well, get potgs, capture points etc.
But now I'm just utterly shit, and I don't know why.
>>144272286
Does he look like he gives a shit?
>>144272179
>Hard counter
More like that junkrat stayed perfectly still.
You could have shot him a lot earlier, too. He should have been able to get out of that.
>>144272281
>>144272121
Absolute haram
Pure love is the only love
>>144272060
Hey, she put a lot of thought in that cosplay! Don't fap to that!
>>144272283
Somewhere under the piles of salt along with dead Tracer and dead Zenyatta.
>>144272329
The gays love McCree though
>>144272329
To be fair, if McCree were a cute girl I would play nothing else if given the chance
>>144272329
I feel like it's the other way around
lucio is probably the strongest hero in the entire game but he's not the one being complained about because he's just a dude
mei is annoying as shit because she completely stuns you for ten years and pops an icicle into your head with an adorable little face going 'a ching chong ching' and it's aggravating
>>144272401
>you could have shot him a lot earlier
Let me guess, you would have teleported behind him before he was even visible, right?
>>144272370
>play as Pharah
>one game you two-shot everything with pinpoint accuracy and steamroll half the enemy team by yourself
>the very next game you're incapable of flanking a Reinhardt properly
>>144272121
Your pairing sucks because McCree is a canon homo.
>>144272525
What are you talking about.
I'm saying after you hook him you wait like half a second before you shoot him.
>>144272402
GAAAAAY
>>144272121
I feel like my ship is rare but it looks more popular than some other crack ships.
>>144272471
it's not because of their sexes though, the hate stems from mei's gameplay mechanics
>>144271375
>no ult should be "which corner can I fire wildly at the next few seconds for POTG from absolute safety while exposing any attempts at a flank or push for my team"
The real villian is the 5-second cooldown Hanzo wallhax arrow, not the Widowmaker ult like in this pity "Sharpshooter" POTG I got.
>>144271771
King's Row
Route 66
End point of Hollywood. I usually just play McCree in Hollywood though because there are so many small rooms and corridors I can flashbang.
Hanamura
Volskaya Industries
Temple of Anubis
Nepal
Can roadhog kill reaper at full health? It seems like whenever I hook a reaper I can never kill them, or I get them down to low hp and they wraith form away.
>>144271892
>>144268575
Such fucking cancer
Worse than shippers
>>144272329
The thing that annoys most people about Mei is the freezing.
It's also the least useful thing she can do, so you can tell these complainers are just bad.
any German speakers in here?
Anyone able to tell me what Mercy says sometimes when she respawns? She says a line in German but I have no idea what she says or what it means.
>enemy team runs a fucking train on us with double winston
>switch to Zarya to try to keep our Mercy from exploding and actually do damage at the same time
>nobody else switches off of their hero
>all do jack shit to them except Reaper
>tell team that someone NEEDS to switch heroes
>dumbcunt: our heroes weren't the problem
OH SO I SUPPOSE THE TWO WINSTONS WERE JUST TOO FUCKING SKILLED WITH THEIR AUTOAIM CANNONS HUH
FANTASTIC INSIGHT FROM SOME FUCKING MONGOLOID WIDOW PLAYER
NOT LIKE YOU WERE DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTING TO THE PROBLEM BY BEING DEAD WEIGHT OR ANYTHING
THESE
FUCKING
PEOP-NO I WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THESE SENTIENT SANDBAGS AS PEOPLE
CHEERS LUV
THE CAVALRY'S HERE
>>144272601
But gay love is best love anon~
>>144272591
oh my bad. Well it's nice to let him see his doom approaching.
Also honestly I think I've seen a couple instances of the hook stopping 2/3 of the way because I shoot too soon. Maybe I'm wrong tho.
>>144266743
What is the worst map and why is it Route 66?
>>144270336
Even balanced snipers are never fun to play with or against
>>144272673
HELDEN STIRBEN NICHT
>[It's] cocoa night.
She's Swiss.
>>144272554
Hello me.
>>144272646
but McRee's flashbang is basically a freeze too, it just doesn't turn you to ice
>>144272268
Doing God's work.
>>144272401
This, if the Junkrat wasn't shit, he could have airbagged out of your range
>>144272110
I'm not, we got absolutely dominated on that game. We didn't even touch Point A. I couldn't peek through a corner before being instagibbed by a Bastion or a Widow.
Proceeded to get 3 gold and POTG on Defense (we still lost).
>playing zarya for the first time
why is this cyka so fun. so easy to do well with her too
>>144272723
But her people would stone her for that.
Post a class you didn't think you would like but ended up becoming one of your favorites
>>144272723
>Nobody acknowledging the purest of loves
>Bastion and his burb friend Ganymede
>>144272798
Torb
>Play very strongly (stat wise)
>Felt like you played like ass and could've done a better
No feeling is worse
>>144272630
>sitting on an alt that befits teh whole team
you punk
deepest lore
>>144272798
Same desu. I was disappointed when I got a legendary skin for her during beta, now she's my most played and highest winrate Hero. I looked it up and apparently I'm in the top 1000 Symmetra players, over like 100 games
jumping around as lucio is fucking super fun to do. People forget you exist or just lose sight of you when youre halfway up a wall. the pillars at numbani are great for healing without taking damage.
>>144272723
>Leaving her soldiers to die for booty
>Being a medic and allowing more people to die so you can bang your gf
Worst girls.
>>144272848
Shit talk the guy in your group
>>144272746
Hanamura is easily the worst
Cyka Industries is a close second
>>144272695
It's comical that people refuse to switch to Bastion when it's the counter to a problem
>>144272789
So instead of trying another character, you just sat there and got dominated as Pharah for 5 minutes. How are you this bad?
>>144272370
Blood C's last episode was the most enertaining twenty minutes of my life
Shame the movie ruined it
>>144272635
Yes.
I've died to the combo many times like a retard as Reaper. Are you using the full combo properly?
>>144272796
>Her people
Quit that
>>144272825how does a robot have sex with a bird?
>>144272798
I'm now a Reinhardt name and I never expected it.
>charismatic, cute and cheerful british girl with short hair
>Is actually a ghost due to a time-travel experiment, ergo, doesn't exist.
Accurate
>>144272673
There's a couple lines.
>>144272978
You know that one victory pose with the bird in the tank barrel?
yeah
>>144272798
Poo beam 2strong
>>144273028
"The wonders of modern medicine!" is the one. Thanks
>>144272798
Junkrat. I've never liked explosion or trap-based characters before so I'm honestly surprised.
i'm bad at this game and have a 40% win rate
how do i get better
Why do we always ignore the best ship?WinstonxD.Va
They should visually show the medals a player got on their commendation card
>>144272885
Is that 76 second-to-left?
>>144272723
Funny but where is her tattoo? I don't see it on her right cheek.
>>144273124
Do like streamers do and stack
>unboxing
>oh shit yellow base
>Widowmaker Huntress skin
>Widowmaker legendary skins at all
Are there any more disappointing finds
>>144273124
>being so bad you overcome forced 50
I'm under 50% by one game
>>144272846
I used to just spam it off cooldown but I started to just save the Widowmaker ult for when we're trying to cap or defend and not when we're running around in a 6v6 team deathmatch.
>>144273125
Because you're insane
>>144273125
Winston is for Tracer only
>blizzard supporting THE DRUGS lifestyle
tsk tsk
420 blaze it am i right
>>144273148
No it's Harold, Winston's "parent"
>>144273124
get friends and stack
>>144273148
No 76 was a blonde.
Mccree mentions visiting the diner before though. One of the photos might be him. I doubt he was ever that clean cut though, he was in some outlaw gang before joining Blackwatch.
>>144273125
>xD
kill yourself
I'm not fucking playing this shit any more until ranked mode comes out.
>Getting sniped behind walls
>Getting hooked behind walls
>Abilities that would have saved you not going off near death due to server updating so little
>Kill cams not matching what the player just saw
>Pretty sure "favor the shooter" isn't a feature but a result of the shitty netcode
Fuck this shit. I'm out. I'm done. I should have listened.
>>144272927
We already had the counters. And I didn't want to double up.
Besides. Usually I'm the one killing snipers as Pharah, but two at once is impossible.
>>144273124
You don't need to be good just post more cute animus at the verge of crying
>>144273240
I like his Tracer doodle
>>144273341
Good riddance
>Put a clip in some editing software to just cut out the beginning and end that isn't the clip
>Somehow takes the 1 GB file and turns it into a 5 GB file
>get a really good game as D.Va on Numbani
>enough to get the Undying achievement with no deaths on top of that, getting really close on the final push
>suddenly shit starts lagging, whatever, that usually goes away after a bit
>DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
>no fucking highlight, no EXP, no record of that match except the achievement
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enjoy all the dumb fun fan-lore while you can
the actual lore is going to ruin it just like warframe did with the ALL FRAMES ARE CHILDREN tweest
>>144273341
why exactly do you think ranked will change your complains?
The following characters can tell people to switch:
-Zarya
-Lucio
-Junkrat
-Mercy
-Zenyatta
-Soldier 76
-Reinhardt
-McCree
-Torbjorn or Bastion on defense
Otherwise fuck off
>>144273381
>a fucking gorilla is a better artist than you are
>>144268068
Why doesn't she put her ski goggles up while she's at a function?
>>144267168
ive watched several POTGs of a player doing literally nothing. not a single elimination during the video. watched a junkrat get POTG earlier this evening by walking from spawn and getting fucked up by a pharah instantly.
D.Va with a ponytail!
>>144273381
I wonder if we have any math people in this thread who can tell us if those equations mean anything or if they're gibberish.
>>144273448
Isn't supposed to up the tick rate?
If not, fuck it I'm super out.
>>144272907
>>Leaving her soldiers to die for booty
>>Being a medic and allowing more people to die so you can bang your gf
>>144273327
it's the name of a pokemon game you imbecile
>>144273428
>Lore set up by Metzen winds up being dumb and disappointing
Waow
>>144272978
She's a mudslime and you know it. Just like Tracer.
>>144273125
D.Va is for daddy.
>>144273454
>mfw it's always a hanzo or genji telling others to switch or that they're shit
>>144273124
Do you play a lot of FPS?
Are you low level?
If so, don't worry, you get better with practice over time.
>>144266818
It makes me an edgelord but I get fucking hard whenever Death Blossom plays before my Reaper Highlight Intros
>>144273341
>bitching about desync when you have shitty ping
>bitching about desync when you have shitty internet
>bitching about the server tick rate when you clearly react too slow
>bitching about desync and thinking that the game is hosted on your maching
>bitching the netcode for your shitty ping
>Fuck this shit. I'm out. I'm done. I should have listened.
Nobody wanted your spic or yurop ass around here anyway.
Why do people always tell me to switch or blame me entirely whenever we lose if I play symmetra?
>>144273301
The Deadlock gang, which was stationed in that same area and is mentioned multiple times in the props and other decorations of that map
>>144273381
>very basic calculus next to the graph explaining how differentiation works
>suddenly several complex formulas
Was Winston tutoring someone or what the fuck?
>>144273519
I can tell you that the derivative of ax^2 is indeed 2ax
I CAN'T STOP UNBOXING FUCKING PLAYER ICONS
>>144273517
D.Va with pigtails!
>>144273454
>McCree
lmao.
All McCrees ever fucking do is run around and pick off enemies who aren't doing shit anyway
Worthless in team fights, worthless ult, worthless in any 2v1 situation
>>144273428
It cannot be worse than Thrall. Metzen can do no worse than he has already done.
>>144272723
>you will never have a relationship this pure
>>144267168
I took a High Noon to the face as Winston and lived. The game even called it a shutdown, but like 70 percent of it was me walking.
>>144272907
>he wouldn't ditch the probability of death for a pointless cause to bed mercy
what are you, straight?
BALANCE PATCH WHEN
W
H
E
N
>>144273519
the graph and the equations right next to "function:" and "derivative:" are elementary calculus, the one starting with Δv is literally the rocket equation, and the one in the blue box has to do with rotation speed and torque.
No idea what the big ones on the upper right are.
>>144273719
wait
metzen is involved with overwatch?
is it just me or does reaper get outclassed by every other offense hero
>>144273278
But I have no friends....
>>144273604
>The game can't have flaws! Ov'wach din du nuffin!
>>144273706
>Literally Asuka
>Tfw no Evangelion skins for D.VA
>he still has game audio set to english
lmao at your lives
Fuck my life
>>144273738
Soon. Blizzard acknowledged that McREEEEEEE is busted and that they're going to nerf him.
How should I spend my 1000 shekels?
I really like D Va, Road Hog, Pharah
Any good skins, lines, emotes, or intros that are must haves?
>>144273721
Why do people think female degenerates are somehow more pure vs male degenerates or you run of the mill straight degenerates?
>>144273761
I am told that Soldier: 76 is basically his baby character. It also has his voice.
WOAH THERE
>>144267168
I got a Lucio potg that was literally just one assist. I walked up to the payload, shot their Mercy for maybe 10% of her HP and then our Widowmaker took her out so I skated away
that was the entire PotG
>>144273790
trigger warning: reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/49resu/i_tried_my_hand_at_making_an_evangelionstyle_skin/
>>144273795
Always worse options like Japanese.
>>144273772
Just play a decent amount, anon. Try out different heroes and see which ones you click best with. Practice in AI matches for an easy win if losing all the time is getting you down.
>>144273797
>Duplicate
I'm so sorry
Friendly reminder that Pharah is a muslim and thus would never ever do any of this lesbian stuff posted here because it would get her ostracized by her own family and/or executed
>>144273454
>Hollywood, Attack, Junkrat
>before starting the Lucio tells a McRee to switch to Reinhardt
>guess because the only tank was D.Va
>later, one minute left and still A not capped
>switch to Reinhardt
>someone else (not the McRee also switches to Reinhardt)
>cap A with under 30 seconds left
>from on there, the car never stopped as the enemy team crumbled apart
>ride the car all the way to the big indoors area
>the D.Va was pretty decent too
>McRee still McRee
It was fun
>>144267828
Not the poster but I'm surprised someone else remembers this game.
>>144273810
Jackal for Pharah.
>>144273910
Perfect.
We also need a recolor of her Junker or Bee model to look like Rei. (since skins always come in 2 different colors)
>>144273721
;_______; stop anon, I don't need any more reasons to kill myself
>winston is rated two star difficulty
>reinhardt is one
>>144273810
Pharah's best skin isn't even one of her legendaries, but the Anubis one or the white counterpart.
>>144273797
>it's even a duplicate
I am so sorry
>>144273604
I have 30 ms on average.
Fuck you the game has some problems admit it.
I love these games I am always paired up with lvl 9's and they have lvl 50+s
>>144272907
This is true to life bro. Women shouldn't be in the military.
>>144273714
>teamfights
I WANT MOBABBIES TO LEAVE
>>144273997
>implying holding a shield up while riding a payload is somehow harder than jumping to the enemy backlines and harassing squishies, then getting out without dying
>>144267168
In arcade mode I tossed out a graviton surge on 2 people but no one died since it was arcade mode
>>144270564
I note with some dismay that you are unable to tell when someone's fucking with you
>>144273714
>Assfaggot mcree main assblasted that his class doesn't take any skill
>>144273997
>Reinhardt
>not braindead
pick one
>6k damage, gold medal
>4 elimination, no medal
????????????
>>144273997
>press right click and be the standard tank guy leading a push, pretty straight forward shit
>expecting shitters to know that Winston shines as a guy to fuck with the enemy team with little/no worry for his own well being if abilities get used right
Really people who ride the cart and stick with the team as Winston should just go Rein.
>>144273954
>implying that is canon
>implying at least parts of the middle east haven't developed into secular societies in the 2-3 generations between today and overwatch's setting
>It's another "6 people want to play offense/defense and i'm gonna have to go healer or lose" episode.
Is it me or is it really hard to hit D.Vas when they're out of their mech
>>144274191
Try not to let every one you fight run away and heal next time.
>>144274191
muh K/D/A
>>144273890
That's literally his most toxic flashbang line
WOAH THERE>HOLD UP>EASY
I got 1000 coins saved up. Which skin looks better: B.va or Junebug.
>tfw this isn't up to date and the last rest bar is supposed to be higher.
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144272848
you and your team sucked.
get gud shitter
>>144274283
At least one of them is a tank right?
>>144273997
>Winston
>use your mobility to hunt down squishies, destroy Symmetra turret nests, and escape without being shredded by the enemy
>Reinhardt
>hold right click and walk forward
Yep sounds about right
>>144272723
It's pure if it's good. That love is shit, and I'd rather have Gengcy
>>144268392
Was #900th eariler today.
>>144266818
D.Va lying Around.
>>144274264
>middle east
>developed
>>144274386
Nope. 3 people want to genji, i wanna practice my hanzo, we have a bastion and a pharah.
GUYS I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP
I NEEDsmug waifusIMMEDIATELY.
Thank you.
I'm getting tired of playing Reinhardt as tank all the time. What's the next best tank option after him? Winston or Zarya?
>soldier loses close quarters against widowmaker
>bastion can't move his crosshair faster than tracer
>>144268392
>>144274470
what's going on here
>>144274470
I'm surprised 900 pharahs are even registered on that site
>>144274494
>in
>the
>sixty-or-so
>years
>between
>today's
>society
>and
>overwatch's
>setting
>>144274283
>5 people lock in nearly all at once for defending Hanamura on a variety of heroes
>no tanks, no support, no defenders
>>144274635
Roadhog is fantastic at holding ground
>>144274635
Zarya is good, but only if your team isn't braindead. Dunno how winston is.
>>144274608
There's only one true smug waifu friend
>enemy has McCree
>go McCree for the first time ever since open beta
>anyone within 5ft of me is dead
>get golds in 4 categories by running around like a dumbfuck
Jesus christ what a stupid ass character
i love it
ur all autistic for shipping people when you can be gay for genji yourself
>>144273341
>not fucking playing this shit any more until ranked mode comes out
why? so you can suck dick more in ranked?
>>144274689
>Overwatch only takes place 60 years in the future
Really? I thought it was 80-100 years in.
>>144267168
I rezzed 2 guys on the other side of a wall in Nepal.
I felt it was more of a pity potg after we got rolled on the third round
>>144267636
>Playing offense on Hanamura
>somehow stuck around for 2nd cap
>1:30 left
>somehow 2 guys cap uncontested
>what the fuck.png
>potg is him using Dead Eye to kill 5 people and chasing down and killing the Mercy
>>144270386
>Reaper is a balanced flanker that unfortunately gets raped by McCree. He's generally useful majority of the time.
You can kick the crap out of McCree if you got good reflexes. It's more of a battle of who catches the other by surprise first, and Reaper has the upperhand doing that.
>>144274689
they arent gonna change as long as muzzies exist lmao
>>144274716
>Hanamura
>no defenders
How can people NOT be piling up to play Junkrat on Hanamura? Laying bear traps on the elevated platform and repeatedly blowing up any hero dumb enough to go there never gets old.
>>144274635
Winston is good and vaguely similar to Reinhardt in some regards, and pretty easy to play. Zarya requires actual aim to do well with offensively, but is an incredibly strong pick almost always.
>play like 6 hours of mercy
>decide to play lucio more than the 10 minutes ive played
>play lucio all fucking day
WHY IS HE SO FUCKING FUN
>>144274350
personally I like junebug more. Wish I had it, ended up buying junkrat and roadhog skins instead
>>144272402
>not on me i'm too old for this
I chuckled.
>>144273454
>Zenyatta
lmao
I love to play Zenyatta, but come on, he's almost as bad as Dva. You're almost always more useful when playing as Mercy or Lucio is there isn't another support.
>>144274807
>implying I don't want his brother
>>144274368
>Tfw Angel will never plunge her horsecock into you
>>144274807
but what if i'm straightand still ship genji with myself?
>>144273519
Isn't one of the banters with Winston and Mei "Winston I think these equations are wrong"
>>144274831
webm pls
Just had knee surgery. Gonna be out for a solid month. Got mic and need some friends.
BT: Whiskeys#1428
>>144274608
The smuggest.
>tfw you see the 2 gold drops fly out
>500 coins
>>144274927
You mean Tracer?
>>144274946
I've got some news for you bro...You're pretty gay
>>144272885
Find donald trump.
right side of the diner, on the wall near where the bomb planning was done.
You'll see a portrait with Mr. Trump.
>>144269906
>BIG
>PLANS
>>144274828
It's set "30 years after the Omnic Crisis", and an advertisement in Numbani shows an Omnic holding a bottle of liquor dated to 2030, so that forms part of my estimate.
That, andTV Tropessays 60 years, but I don't know if there's a source somewhere or they're going off similar guesses.
still stuck at 2 kda with tracer
>>144274946
>straight in 2016
good one
GOOD ONE
>>144274915
>he's almost as bad as Dva
>D.va
>bad
>>144274876
Why anyone would want to play a flanker/attacker on "choke points" the map (in a game where several maps contend for that, Han manages to just take it to the next level) is beyond me.
>>144272798
76 as well.
So, if you switch heroes in a game, do you get a win/loss for all of them?
>>144269227
D- AUUGH
JUST - AUUUGH
LET'S DROP THE- AUUUGH
>>144274608
>>144275150
Delusionals please go.
>join a game mid-match
>see a Mercy pocketing a Lucio
>>144274842
True, but one flashbang and you're dead. Unless you bait it out and wraithform immediately.
>tfw I want to get the "kill enemies while wallriding" achievement for Lucio
>but I'm already terrible enough as is aiming his weapon, let alone doing it while wallriding
>>144274608
>Defending Numbani
>Pick D.va
>Be aggressive as shit and get into a rhythm of losing and calling mechs every minute or so
>Don't die a single time for two rounds
>Yell warboy quotes into all chat for two whole rounds.
Moments like that make me want a junker/scavenger skin real damn bad.
>no jazz hero
overtards?
>>144273358
Maybe I dunno changing to a different hero would have helped?
>>144273810
D.Va Carbon fiber is GOAT, or B.va.
>>144274676
why? Pharah is insanely popular.
>>144273954
jokes on you, her family is dead
>>144275293
Here's an idea, could it work if you alt-fired some chump down the well in Illios, and immediately jumped in as well to wallride into it while he fell?
>it's a can't aim for shit today for some reason episode
I want to go back to yesterday when I was good and it was fun
>>144275293
Just knock someone off the map on the back of Ilios or Lijiang tower
>>144275454
no aim no brain pharah main kappa
Am I the only one that's only good at Zen on KOTH maps, or is it just because I'm a trash player at trash MMR that only does well when not being focused by the entire team because I can't flank for shit?
>>144273810
Mechaqueen/Raptorion, B.Va, and Shark Bait are good legendaries imo
>>144275454
What an embarrassing POTG
>>144274006
>>144273969
jesus what bad taste
>pharah can't be knocked back while ulting
I fucking hate this bitch along with junkrat and roadhog
holy shit these guys are cancer fuck lucio mccre and mei
Torbjorn is a complete mess. Rate my wannabe patchnotes.
Torbjorn
-Scrap mechanic removed
-Armor Pack is now limited only to a 12 second cooldown, and may store up to two charges
-Armor Packs will float towards allies that come near them, effectively increasing their pick up radius (Torbjorn himself still has to walk directly over them)
-Armor Packs can be seen by enemies and destroyed by enemy fire
-You may now give an armor pack to your turret
-Hitting a level 1 turret that is building with your hammer will make it complete faster
-Turret reworked:
Can now be built to level 3 (450 health, 4 RPS, Rockets)
If your turret is reduced to 299 health or lower it will stop using rockets, if it is reduced to 149 health or lower its rate of fire will be reduced to 2 RPS. This will be visually evident to the enemy as the missile salvo and second gun barrel droops and sparks. Repairing your turret will reverse these effects.
-Molten Core reworked:
-Molten Core instantly upgrades your turret to the next level, heals it, and gives it an armor pack
-During Molten Core, damage will not cause your turret's upgrades to deactivate
-If your Turret is already level 3 or is hit 5 times with the hammer during Molten Core, it will temporarily become level 4 (600 health, 5 RPS, Rockets) for the duration of Molten Core
-If you have no turret, Molten Core will quickly build a level 1 turret at the last place you had a turret (if applicable) and give it an armor pack
-Dying no longer ends the Molten Core buff on your turret early
>>144273954
desu if she was muslim she wouldn't be using old egyptian imageryNWO pawns and free-masons do love egyptian imagery tho
>>144273428
>ALL FRAMES ARE CHILDREN
I liked the fan lore of "The frames are just that, frames. Tenno transfer their souls between them" a lot better.
>>144275657
He's fine
>want to play D.Va because she's the cutest hero
>she's also the worst hero
>Mei on dorado
holy fuck im forced to close range engage this bitch and you always lose
>>144275657
He doesn't need tweaks why do mobababbs do this
>just won a match with 4 D.va's
>literally every single person on enemy team raged
God damn that felt good.
>>144275657
Torbjorn is great, this isn't league of legends, if it ain't broke don't fix it you dumb nerd.
>>144275372
I'd play the fuck out of a bigband-esque hero, but that won't happen because the music niche has been filled by Brazilian DJ.Lucio's upscale third cousin is a jazzy defense guy, maybe?
>>144273810
>DVA
Junker
>Roadhog
Sharkbait
>Pharah
Thunderbird
Also get Barrage intro for the arrow/speat things
>>144275771
Dem lips
>>144275740Woah there...
>>144275454
>trying to direct hit people with rockets
pointless
>>144268392
Jesus Christ 32 just on two heros?! I only have 15 hours total. 3 hours on my most played
>>144275552
Today I got a potg as Magni bronzebeard where I was just throwing armor onto the floor and running around, no kills or anything, I set up a turret but otherwise it was just nothing. Its weird and Blizzards play of the game algorithms are retarded. On another I got five people in my ult as zariya but the potg went to the junkrat who threw his mine into it and got three. We were in overtime to so I basically saved the round with that thing, y bliz doing this.
>>144275657
>i dont understand how a hero works and what his role is, he needs a buff/rework!
>>144275919
t. shitter
>>144275919
>Not Direct Hitting
but it does a shit ton more damage, the rocket radius isn't large.
Explain this D.VA shitter meme
>>144275662
I know Symmetra is basically the golden child of a corporate conspiracy, and by the looks of it Pharah's employers might not be entirely legitimate either.
>>144275950
some of us have no job or social lives
>>144268972
I'm curious what this means as well
>>144275115
no. they mean Angel.
paradoxjelli.tumblr.com
>>144276001
>Le T. meme
>>144275919
Pharahs rockets do jack shit splash damage, it's not worth playing her if you aren't hitting directs.
>>144276075
>Le le meme
>>144276029
She's not a pick up and play character so people suck with her, so they think she's shit.
>>144275657
How about no
>>144276002
You'll be killed by any competent player before you ever managed that.
>>144276105
What the hell people are you playing that gets hit directly rockets? Tanks?
>>144275372
>no qt junker doof warrior
>>144275454
>play like shit on Pharah and know it
>get a card for Direct Hits
>>144275552
t. tueurkilleurdu34
>>144276176
d.va is objectively weaker than monkey and old man
>>144276029
The way to play her is not immediately intuitive or apparent.
It took me several games in a row of getting my ass pussy torn open by an autistic D Va main in a premade to understand how to use her properly for myself.
>>144276140
im glad you found your otp anonpersonally im into that degenerate shit like reaper/76
>play Mei
>freeze everyone to death
>tfw pressing m2 after freezing someone
>>144273810
>get 1 shitty legendary
>or get 2 Epics for D.va and Pharah
>500 shekels for highlight intros and victory poses and other shit
best bang for your buck goyim
>>144276029
D.Va is the Zenyatta of tanks.
Can she work? Yes, but there are better options for doing what she does and the only reason to pick her is if you're feeling like playing a cute Korean.
If I had to give her a label it'd be a sub-par, cute, female Winston.
>>144276176
If someone does well with D.Va they're better off picking Winston.
>victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory
>defeat, defeat defeat, defeat, defeat, defeat, defeat
WAKE ME UP
>>144276176
>D-d-d-dva isn't shit you're just bad!
Is this what dva shitters are resorting to now
>>144275454
Nooice
The only acceptable changes would be making so no character is a hard counter to any other
>>144275687
>>144275776
He's not great though.
He's a bad Bastion.
His greatest asset is his armor, but in order to pick up scrap he has to expose himself.
For some reason I imagine 76 looking at Lucio in this image
>>144273381
>>144273519
>>144273749
>>144273658
I tried factoring out the more complex formula and it unraveled into this.
At this point, I stopped, and decided that there's no way I'm going to spend like 5 minutes just writing and trying to keep track of all the shit that I've already written.
It's probably just gibberish written by someone at Blizzard.
>>144276345
I can do well with D.Va but can't play Winston for shit
>>144276376
But muh flanking. I am a force to be feared
>>144275657
Whos the worst character writing wise?
not gameplay wise.
If you dont pick Symettra you have bad taste in characters.
How do I stop picking healslut?I blame that damn gif for me feeling so good while playing her
>>144276250
>What the hell people are you playing that gets hit directly rockets? Tanks?
It's called prediction and leading your shots. Try playing just one game going ONLY for direct hits. You will play like garbage but once you start learning how to do it, Pharah becomes 10x better as a hero.
>play genji
>start roleplaying like a faggot
>win every duel and do cool moves
>spam MADA MADA every time i kill someone
this is too funny
>>144276391
>I should be able to win with my main in all circumstances!
>>144276395
Nice
>>144276250
Here's you (You), (You) earned it
>melee hitboxes
this is fucking disgusting
>going on a losing streak
>tfw most of them are backfills so it's good
>>144276463
Hard to not play best girl
>>144276395
>Monster claw hands
>>144276405
>I don't use my rivet gun to fuck people and try to play turret nest like I'm Engie in tf2
That's why
Torb is in a great spot right now and if you don't think so it's most likely because you are playing him incorrectly
>>144276391
>I want to one trick pony characters like in my favorite game, league of legends
piss off pls
>>144276450
>writing wise
Lucio, hands down.
>>144275919
You're a bad
>>144276507
Of course, skill must trump picks
>>144275242
Wow that's some new stupid
>>144276561
i know that feel, seems like half of my games are backfills
>>144276405
>He's a bad Bastion.
OH DOUBLE(YOU) FUCKIN GEE
I thought I had enough of this shit from /d2g/
>>144276606
Back to CS:GO honey
>>144275771
Did something similar earlier with 5 running soldier on hollywood attack. Went better than I expected. Only person raging though was the 6th player on our team who went pharah and bitched in chat the whole round despite being carried.
did anyone lose frames with the last update? I didn't change anything, and my framerate went from 70 to 45 for no apparent reason
>>144276667
>being against skill based gameplay
Go back to your assfaggots
>>144276463
You don't mean that. That's just the brainwashing talking. Here. Have some more brainwashing.
>>144276450
Worst characters lore and writing-wise?
Probably D.Va, Pharah, Bastion, Zarya and Junkrat.
Best are Soldier 76, Torbjorn, Winston, Widowmaker, Zenyatta and Genji.
>>144276716
I play with constant 10-15 fps.
Should be just fine.
>>144276659
Void is a bad magnus xd
Here's a whole bunch of math I did for this one specific scenario that proves my point :^) git gud.
>>144273810
Firewalker Pharah
>>144275718
>Poo in Loo
>Lardcicle
She's still fun despite being third or fourth worst. Save her for maps with lots of one story ledges, she does better the more there are of them.
>>144276002
Smaller than TF2, but I do alright without too many directs.
>>144276732
post the lewd versions
>>144276728
>come to a game that has never been skill based and relies on hard counters
>complain the game should be more like what you want
>dva has low dps meme
Dva doesnt have low dps, her dps is nuts when you factor in her mobility, tankiness, and doing the same damage as soldier close range
winston has low dps
>>144276732I fucking love being good healer so much, help.
>>144273381
This just random math jargon that makes no sense next to eachother.... you get a couple mechanics equations, a simple calc 1 equation and a random jumble of letters to make an impressive looking equation
>>144276029
D. Va is not a tank, since she basically has 250 hp unless you attack behind her. She's a worse Reinhardt.
D. Va is not offensive since she's easy to hit, easy to see when she's flanking you (since she's a huge fucking mech with colorful rockets), and can't even hit-and-run since her only offense (shooting) gives her a 75% slow and does nothing unless you're in dick-sucking range. She's a worse Reaper.
Her only use is her amazing ult which is God-tier in objective pushing maps, but charges slow (since you have to hit people to charge ults) and you have to have a D. Va on your team in the first place (automatic disadvantage)
Like any pub game, you can use D. Va and win and stomp with her, but in the end it doesn't matter, mostly cuz 90% of D. Va mains are in trench MMR where Attack Symmetra can also stomp. D. Va is honestly an inferior Reaper for 95% of the game and needs to be buffed, which Blizzard is doing
everything written here is facts btw if u disagree ur wrong
game apparently good.
>>144276762
As much as I like soldier his lore is generic as shit.
I'm trying to decide if I want to buy this game. Can someone help me out? I like FPSs and I played a lot of TF2 so this seems up my alley, but I still have some concerns.
I have no one to play this with, is it still fun playing in random pubs alone?
I get tilted easily, does this happen often in overwatch. When you're playing do you feel like you usually are dying from bullshit you can't effect or like someone actually outplayed you?
Does the gameplay keep you interested or does it get old pretty fast? I was looking forward to the new Star Wars Battlefront game when it came out, but I tired of it pretty quickly as it was kind of shallow and repetitive, is this the case with overwatch?
Do you think it is worth the $40?
>>144276583
>>144276762
Also Lucio, can't believe I forgot about Lucio.
His story is some SJW Gary Stu kind of trash.
>>144276816There is no lewd versionSounds like you got meme'd on
>lose with characters I like playing
>win with characters I don't
>>144276895
I've seen them you fucking faggot.
>>144275591
>ult as Pharah above a crowded koth point
>enemy winston allahu akbar jumps me in the face
>we both go down in a blaze of glory as my rockets kill us both
>>144276862
>D Va is garbage except for her ult
I just healed 18k as Lucio in a game, got a MVP card with 96% of the match on fire, and yet I lost.
Why do I even try playing support?
>>144276895
there is a really long webm version of it with like every 34 image of mercy available
>Watch reaper try to sneak up on TorbJorn
>Torb kills him with one right click
Is this supposed to happen?
>>144276895
Several got posted last night
Titty monster mercy made me want to fap and I felt bad.
How the fuck do I play Roadhog
>>144276862
>D.va is garbage except for her ult.
>>144276875
>I have no one to play this with, is it still fun playing in random pubs alone?
depends on what hero you come to find fun. some heroes do fine when not in coordianted play, and some work best with 5 others
>I get tilted easily, does this happen often in overwatch. When you're playing do you feel like you usually are dying from bullshit you can't effect or like someone actually outplayed you?
idk it's not ranked so i dont care about iwnning or losing (im 170 for 390 games i suck)
>Does the gameplay keep you interested or does it get old pretty fast? I was looking forward to the new Star Wars Battlefront game when it came out, but I tired of it pretty quickly as it was kind of shallow and repetitive, is this the case with overwatch?
more heroes and maps are set to come out in the near future
>Do you think it is worth the $40?
yeah. if you played tf2 you will like this game
>>144277036
Because you're a slavethat's it, youre just a fucking slave you monkey LMAO XDD
>>144277021
please, regale us with the story about you getting a kill with the guns one time because they didn't notice you or walk away
>that feel when playing McCree well
Feels like you're carrying the goddamn universe. Every time I left click a head twice I feel smug knowing somebody will have to watch it
>when you fan, roll, and then finish off with a left click to the head rather than another fan
So fucking fun. Every annoying character in the game gets trivialized by pressing E.
>>144276875
no, the game is fucking bullshit right now
you have
>forced 50
>widowmaker is overpowered
>fucking 20 tick making you look retarded
yes it's the ultimate tilt simulator. wait for next game update
>>144275101
Half a legendary you actually want is a deal I'll take any day of the week over the risk of that drop being one of Zarya's emo skins.
>>144277021
You could be playing any other tank and contribute more. The only thing she can contribute more than the other tanks is her grade A area denial ult that also happens to only take out half of a Rein's shield.
>>144277112
Hook and shoot+melee everything that's not McCree and Zarya, use your RMB to finish off enemies at medium range, don't stay in wide open spaces if you can help it.
>>144272402
Pharah is shit tier lesbo
>>144275994
How does my buff change his role in any way? How does it change how he works, except for the largely vestigial scrap acquisition mechanic?
The only focus I changed was making his ult more generally useful for quickly upgrading your defenses, which is nominally supposed to be the entire point of the ult, though I did nerf the max level turret's tankiness in the process.
He just does the same thing, except better, but not so well that he becomes an insurmountable game staller like people complained he was before the nerf.
>>144276264
>>144276345
>>144276376
D.Va is an amazing counter to Winston, Reinhardt, and Pharrah. She can spam Winston's head down, get full pellets on Rein's shield from even long range, and fly up to and spray Pharrah dead.
She is not a straight up tank. To play her well, you have to know when to run and snag a health pack.
>>144277294
Shut your whore mouth before I shut it for you kid
>>144276831
And the problem is...
>>144277367
>D.Va is an amazing counter to Winston, Reinhardt, and Pharrah.
o i am laffin
even with full pellets her damage to Rein's shield is minimal. I've never once even felt threatened by a D.va as Rein. Even with my gigantic hurtbox
>>144277328
>which is nominally supposed to be the entire point of the ult,
The point of the ult is for stopping tracer from blowing up your turret with pulse bomb. The point of your hero is to leave the turret somewhere to annoy flankers and go fuck shit up with your ludicrous rivet gun. Sentry nests suck in this game.
>>144268370
>playing mcez
>got hooked into chasm
>throwed flashbang right before i fell and pressed rmb, didn't kill anyone
>flashbang stunned hog and interrupted other mcezs ulti
>it was potgFuck you.
>>144276875
Kind of. You get some interesting or good teams every now and then. It's surprisingly quiet for a PC game. I didn't expect mics to be so rare
I don't particularly feel a death was bullshit unless its from McREE or when someone uses a potentially team-wiping ult to kill me and just me. I mostly feel frustrated at bad team comps and/or excellent enemy team comps or the respawn timer
It keeps me interested but I'm fucking autistic so I can't really tell how severe the repetitiveness isEh. I guess.
>>144268524
what is it that she says when she pops her ult? i can't quite make it out
>>144272121
>The only picture of Reinhardt x Mei I bothered to find was a doodle in /owg/
>>144277472
That the game is not designed for the kind of gameplay you're looking for. You might as well complain that an FPS is not a platformer, or play an RTS and complain you can't beat an entire army with a lone infantry unit by micromanaging hard enough.
>>144274573
If i have a team that retarded i just play whatever i want and accept that we probably would have lost regardless of what i do,
>>144277367
Not Reinhardt, but the other two yes and I would add a few others. She just has so many unwinnable match ups and a crit box bigger than the GDP of North Korea so she ends up being weak as piss once you add it all up.
>>144277590
>It's surprisingly quiet for a PC game. I didn't expect mics to be so rare
I'm level 30 and haven't heard a single person talk on Mic yet.
Do I need to enable something? I mean NOBODY talks
>>144276875
>I have no one to play this with, is it still fun playing in random pubs alone?
I play solo for now, might try to get my friends into it. It's fun when the match making doesn't pair you with retards, which seems to happen I would say every 1 out of 4-5 games. This is basically what you would expect from pubs though.
>I get tilted easily, does this happen often in overwatch.
Occasionally to me, yeah. It's not that bad though, just mildly annoying. Then again, I played League mostly before this so the tilt probably only seems mild by comparison.
>When you're playing do you feel like you usually are dying from bullshit you can't effect or like someone actually outplayed you?
I've been hit by some hooks from roadhog that, according to the kill cam, should not have connected. Thats about it. Mcree is actual cancer right now, but he's gonna get hit with the nerf bat soon enough.
>Does the gameplay keep you interested or does it get old pretty fast?
I only just got it a few days ago.
>Do you think it is worth the $40?
Difficult to say, I usually look to get 2-3 hours of fun out of every dollar I put in.
>>144278117
I heard one person talk. They shouted something, sounding a lot like an autistic five year old. I muted them immediately.
But for the most part, I queue with 2-5 other people, all of us in Discord. So if you're one of the randoms, you won't hear us talk.
>>144278449
>according to the kill cam, should not have connected
Kill cams/highlights/PotGs are not recordings, they're like a text file telling the game what to show you. Some things can be slightly off in them.
>There is now a score/per min stat on masteroverwatch
Fucking why? Everyone ranked high only has 2 hours in the game, it's nice to see but why bother ank?
>>144268910
Wasn't just the body
Genji was consumed with rage and wanted to kill Hanzo
>literally so bad at aiming I can barely have fun
Ive actually never ever in my life been this bad at anything before.
Like.
Its comedic.
What do I do? Is there any hope?
>>144279897
>overwatch
>aiming
Torbjorn
Symmetra
Winston
Mcree
Mei
What is your problem?
>>144276842
>Dva doesnt have low dps
She does.
Those are ideal scenarios with her canons hitting EVERY PELLET at close range, which doesn't happen when you play her since people just back up and away from you or they are slender and pellets miss.
>>144276842
She loses 1x1 to:
bastion
mcree
reaper
tracer
roadhog
probably junkrat
torbjorn
probably zarya
soldier 76
mei
widowmaker
pharah in the open space
not sure about symmetra
genji
zenyatta
hanzo
>>144281610
>not sure about symmetra
depends on how good the Symmetra is a hopping around while keeping her laser locked on. D.Va melts at fully charged laser AND, if you keep holding the trigger down while her suit is blowing up, the beam will switch to zero-suit D.Va without dropping its charge level.
Basically kills her before her feet can even touch the ground.