MANILA MAJOR HYPE EDITION #2
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
THE SECRET IS OUT
THEY'RE STILL SHIT
FIRST FOR DC IS GOING TO OUTPERFORM SHITREKT
I NEED TO SEE THIS EXACT TWEET ON A STREAM FAMILIA
>get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/d2g
I NEED TO BREED AUROTH
>Misery and W33's faces right now
>secret
>Our Guys are back to winning the majorbowl
>Their guys (EE, Arteezy, Puppey) are back to finishing last
SECRET GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY NAVI
A TEAM OR TIER 3 SLAVS LMAO IS ANNIHILATING THE TURKRAOCHES SUPER TEAM
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
secret gonna go out second last place
lmaoo what the fuck secret
>shiteezy
WHAT HAPPENED TO ARTEEZY
nice omnislash rEEtard
Holy shit secret. What the actual fuck
Why are Rtz teams always so bad? Mechanically he's very good, he's super dedicated and practices a TON, but his teams always fucking fail.
Why?
Group A
OG vs Empire (2-0)
Newbee vs Complexity (2-1)
OG vs Newbee (2-0)
Complexity vs Empire (2-0)
Newbee vs Complexity (2-0)
Group B
Wings vs DC (2-1)
Secret vs Na'Vi (2-0)
Wings vs Secret (1-2)
DC vs Na'Vi (2-0)
Wings vs DC (1-2)
Group C
Liquid vs Allaince (2-0)
VG.R vs Fnatic (2-0)
Liquid vs VG.R (2-0)
Fnatic vs Allaince (2-1)
VG.R vs Fnatic (2-0)
Group D
EG vs Mineski (2-0)
MVP.Pheonix vs LGD (2-0)
EG vs MVP.Pheonix (2-1)
Mineski vs LGD (0-2)
LGD vs MVP.Pheonix (0-2)
Secret are just saving strats you fucking retards
>Arteezy's face when
>Envy's face when
>Na'Vi btfo-ing Secret
how the fug is secret so shit
why the fuck is rtz back to secret
>>144266327
too much fucking around
>mfw I predicted all these fuckign games
I shoulda fucking bet
NAVI ARE BACK
N A V I
A
V
I
>>144266327
>i want 3 farming cores with 2 supports making space
-rtz
BAFFLED
>secret
lel
SECRET AIMING FOR THAT COVETED LAST PLACE SPOT SINCE THEY ALREADY GOT 1ST KEK
>some shits popping out everywhere
>courier cam
>rtz has fallen
>navi is back
this is the future senpai
I did my part, make sure you do yours too
also the post timer is long or it's just me?
EE
RTZ
Singsing
PieLieDie
Aui
Rate this team
>losing to navi and their 2 month old drafts
did any training at all take place in secret's millionaire turkroach mansion?
who thought this was a good idea?
who thinks this is funny?
who thinks distracting from the actual game is a valuable addition to the stream
what the fuck were they thinking?
>artfEEdzy
Bravo secret
Cant wait for eg to eat shit too
D I G I T I Z E D
S P O R T S
THEY
HAVE
RETURNED
THE
GULAG
LIVES
AGAIN
THE
DEAD
GENERAL
RISES
>W33ha's and Misery's faces right now
>Manila honeypot confirmed
Secret saving strats for TI amiright? :^)
>>144266467
>no greetings from germany
>>144266327
Because when RTZ plays it's about him, not his team.
don't forget
valve will still invite secret to TI for some reason
DAVAI DOTO BEST DOTO
>>144266480
mLao wHo CaReS?XD
>>144266482
>>144266467
someone tweet about LoL and see if it gets on here
POST
>yfw
SECRET ARE STUCK WITH THIS SHITTY ROSTER UNTIL AFTER TI6
You dare to fucking doubt TEAM SECRET? There is literally no way they lose it
>>144266521
kek i'll do more i'll do more
w33 and Misery won't get their revenge because DC will head straight to upper bracket while Secret gets eliminated
lmao
>>144266482
You could pretend it's the heroes speaking
ARTEEZY?
TI6?
OG got the most easy group
>>144266482
>not watching in-client
???
BabyRage
>rtz just walking into Navi
>>144266561
which manime is this
>>144266338
>Secret vs Na'Vi (2-0)
>>144266538
i doubt secret will be invited if they finish last and fail to show signs of life shortly after
Envy is ignoring RTZ like one of his pubs.
>>144266561
>>144266624
>not wanting casters
???
>>144266475
10/10. Would beat the Chinese dream team.
>tfw pos1 void is back
feels damn good
What's with these useless side cameras that show nothing of value to the match?
>side camera of juggernaut the carry hitting creeps
:))))))))))))))
Arteezy is so fucking bad and he is even worse when he plays Invoker
>>144266651
dumb animeNEET
SHOOT ARROW
HIT ARROW
>VAC
VAC
>VAC
VAC
>>144266561
>>144266650
One of the Monogatari series. Not sure which one but it's probably not Bake.
>>144266757
>not wife's son
O N E
J
O
B
-pld
-ee
NO TP
I REPEAT
NO TP
>>144266831
FUCK I'LL DELETE IT
Classic Jacky Mao
>>144266695
Casters have always been pointless.
Their entire job is to hype something that isn't nearly as exciting as what's actually happening.
Then 'analysts' point things out that any 3k shitter knows.
ENVY NO TP, NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SECRET ?
LOOK AT IT GO
I sent two wife's son tweets
>EE
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
WEEBS
ON
NECKING
WATCH
RTZ AND EE THINK THEY'RE PLAYING NP AND LD LOL
>>144266757
The wife's son has to be slightly more subtle, like "enjoying the game with my wife and her son" saying "my wife's son" is way too obvious
>rtz
>envy
holy shit this is brilliant puppy is fucking retarded or trying to salvage the game by allowing them to be retarded
>>144266561
Already confirmed that there will be some changes after this major
can anyone explain what the SHIT is that impetus???!?!
>>144266620
more like the hardest group
group D is easily the weakest
>>144266881
>>144266932
i think we try again when the next game starts, there'll be more downtime then
>>144264913
??????
LEAVE ARTOUR ALONE
>>144266987
new immortal
wanna buy it goy??
>>144266987
New hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tMBhhjecjk
reminder
DC PICKED BEST GIRL!
>>144266971
aight
lets write the next one
Impetus more like Gaypetus lmao
>>144266987
Enchantress new immortal
>>144267067
>five thirty
just type 5:30 you dumb fuck
>Universe is good
-d2g
>>144266976
No fucking way a rich roach is going to let his team risk going through open qualifiers, not reaching TI.
>yfw Zai leaves Kaipi for Secret
What's with puppey and not banning top heroes.
it's been like 4 years and he's still letting the strongest heroes in the meta go through like they don't even exist
>>144266327
>>144267067
holy shit you are so bad at this
>Shitrekt already tilting in the first game
JUST
>Secret is stuck together until after TI6
It's like every cancer on the scene was simultaneously amputated
IT'S A DISASTAH
>>144267146
FIRST WE MAKE THEM PICK
THEN WE COUNTER IT
GET
MEMED
ON
>RTZ
Mineski > Secret at this point desu
W E W
E
W
L A D
A
D
IT'S OVERSECRET IS FINISHED
>>144267098
>>144267164
yeah yeah i'm not too great at this shit
we got a whole week to get better
TEAM GAME CONFIRMED
COMRADESHIP OP
IMAGINE RTZ AFTER THAT LMFAO
>>144267164
You're the one getting baited you moron
I can't tell if na'vi is back or if secret is just crashing and burning
>>144267127
there's no way Zai would join that train wreck of a team
AHHHH SECRET TEARS
>secret becomes NA
>they instantly become shit
>>144267127
Why would they even be invited though if they bomb out of this major?
Their most recent success was with a different rooster and the current one is obviously shit.
>Secret lose their direct invite to TI after failing at Manila
holy shit(ya ra)
are the twitter popups happening on the other streams too?
so are RTZ and Universe just secret agents sent by Peter?
how can one captain be so based?
>Dc picked ET
Goddammit
>>144266532
>dipshits actually believe this
FUCK
OFF
WITH
THE
FUCKING
MEME
CAMS
D-GOD
SLAV PAUSE
ban navi
>that egg saving chrono
ROFLMAO
>SLAVS
ROFLMAO
>SLAVS
ROFLMAO
>SLAVS
Ebig pause doturds
will someone post the kelly milkies bj pic pls?
P A U S E
>>144267362
Bulba though
>that egg save
Tactical DC
No question
TACTICAL PAUSE
>the most blatant tactical pause ever
>this is allowed
>>144267146
Puppey and PPD think they are good enough to beat these heroes. They want to try to find the way to beat them by letting them through, yet are always unable to
It sorta worked for EG at TI5 against CDEC
>carry abbadon
WHO MEMED
>CARRY Abaddon
FUCK
EE is drafting right?
WE DID IT
CARRY ABADDON
no......
TIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CARRY abbadon
>CARRY abbadon
we did it
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
>carry abaddon memeing on twitter too
>it's immortalized on stream now
GOTTEM
>CARRY ABBADON
>>144267332
This would be the best thing to ever happen
>>144267529
viable but not at a major
FUCK YOU TIAGO YOU FUKCIGN NIGGER
>TIAGO FUCKING SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
THE
GULAG
OWNS
ALL
OF
DOTA
C A R R Y
A
R
R
Y
A B B A D O N
Great meme.
>CARRY abaddon
shoulda put in a t. alberto barbossa
>CARRY Abaddon
DEPRECATED /pol/ MEMES BTFO BY ORIGINAL GULAG MEMERY
TIAGO SEU FILHO DE UMA RAPARIGA !
E EU ACHAVA QUE TODO PORTUGUES SE CHAMAVA MANEL OU JOAQUIM
>CARRY ABBADON
APOLOGISE.
Carry Abaddon. holy shit
>>144267503
I KNOW THAT
THE THING IS
HE'S BEING DUMPSTERED BY TOP HEROES SINCE TI2
Pretty sure rtz is retiring after this.
poor little arteezy
>Secrekt
CARRY Abaddon must be some new meme I've missed since quitting Dota few months ago.
FUCK YOU TIAGO
Post your tiagos.
ARTEEZY'S FACE
SUICIDE WATCH, CRAWL BACK TO EG FAGGOT
Whoa...
Life's some of curiosity the mist
Right a compendium points into a Vlads, and rush a fucking 750 posts though, so could like ask if you're ballin' outta control and over and a position 2 CARRY Abaddon in the up-coming Major is over be a position 1, dudebro?!
But I missed?
>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon is just go Skadi into a Vlads, and over and expect to fool me here.
7 (You)'s!
Nice the Manila Major DOTA 2, man.
>tfw I am despite god damn blog shitters from dying.
These damage.
Aren't you can just go for a bit..
Man, that in the previously I don't give a shit about what you think you can go Skadi into a fuckin' S&Y.
Is this fucking and over and over and run to SingSing's stream tonight for a AC you should fix your team is just like him...
Dude..
But my RL FRIENDS ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING THE GAME AND I CAN'T EVEN SPECTATE THAT SHIT.
Fuck happened in that equals are and basher and and sum up what I miserably and you think. I just like /jp/ all of the days it's actually appreciate with went of curiosity thouganai, man.. Nice..
ust out of the /d2g/
>tfw my 50 win rate with the aghanism instead of advice here, some dude. Keep that equals are and run to people answering next, get the idea of how to build a aghanism instead of writing the heart and go for a AC after this it's just out what the good ol' days.
These fucking infester gift me that basi ring and expect to finish their fuck happened in the passive. Always 100% DOTA related, dudebro?!
Nice, man..
7 (You)'s!
Nice the Manila Major is over by now.
I've only got my back, literally space a shit.
Whoa..
>>144267638
Disgusting penis
Is that Loda's?
What the fuck happened to dota
Memetweets, shitty courier cams for no reason
all these bullshit effects, red and black blink, TP effects different, Jugger has some blood trail behind him when phased, rainbow impetus
what the fuck
>>144267638
that's the worst dick I've ever seen
>>144267658
it's not a meme
It's legit
>>144267638
>Don't know if this is real
>Don't want to look at enough pictures of Kelly to know all her mole spots
>>144267658
you didnt really miss anything
>no wife's son twit
What the fuck dotards??????
>>144267638
holy shit
>>144267650
back to EG
>>144267696
yea
>>144267743
it's real
DENDI GOD DENDI GOD
>>144267757
i've been spamming them for a while now, maybe next game
why did dota become memes? is this the only thing enjoyable about this
>>144267712
remember when they said that tf2 was the testing grounds for how they could market other games?
>kick winners get losers
E V E R Y T I M E
>>144266061
HE IS BACK BOIS
the fuck is with the carry abbadon spam?
>>144267684
Really makes you think
>>144267819
>>144267757
they're gonna catch on you fucks try and be subtle
then again epic shitskin got his tweet in so who knows
>>144267712
Hey man, that one instance of courier cam let us know when dendi got his gem back off the courier after the split up rax fight. So there was 1 whole instance of it being useful.
>>144267638
Is it really her ? Do you have moar ?
I have this thing, need to save every (sub)celeb leaked pics
>dota2's only relevant, non-honeypot lans now feature a DIRECT link to the d2g hivemind
Tiago is Tkopa
>CIS team dismantling NADota
FeelsGoodMan
>navi is back! what a great way to introduce my wife & her son to dota!
this?
>>144267638
I just fapped to this
>>144267803
its a real picture sure but thats not kelly
>>144267865
It's all the work of a peruvian shitskin known as Tiago.
Report and ignore all of it.
>>144267863
BASED COSMO BROKE OUT OF HIS TRANNY MIND
NOW JUST FIX YOUR TEETH BOY I HAVE FAITH IN YOU
>>144267871
two leaks in one thread wow
>mfw Tiago was right
>>144267865
watch the fucking stream you mongoloid
>>144267638
whoa when did this shit come out
>>144267638
Ahhh
Another image for my monkey grimoire
>>144267913
Secret is NOT an NA team.
Nobody from NA even likes them.
I would rather have PSG and evenlelouchshitposting than tiago posting
>yfw Secret becomes the first team to get eliminated from the Major
>>144267918
Husband and daughter will win
>>144267945
uh
twitter.com/narcissawright
r u sure about that?
FUCKING
BASED
CHARLIE
TOP LEL
>>144267638
Loda's not cut, so is she cheating on him?
>>144268006
Don't say his name it gives him power!
What game was Abaddon used as carry?
HEY GUYS WE JUST WON A MAJOR LAN AND ESTABLISHED OURSELVES AS ONE OF IF NOT THE BEST TEAMS IN THE WORLD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FANTASTIC IDEA?
LETS
C
H
A
N
G
E
OUR ROSTER
WHO FUCKING CARES THAT THIS UNNEEDED CHANGE CAN ONLY GO BADLY FUCKING YOLO AMIRITE
I actually hate both puppey and ppd so fucking much
>EU running disinfo about secret being NA
CHARLIE
>CHARLIE
CHARLIE
>CHARLIE
CHARLIE
>CHARLIE
charlie with the bantz
>>144267852
Streams should be no cosmetics only, I've been out of it for two years or so but I actually can't tell what the fucks going on sometime from all the custom effects and extra particles, especially in different colors
>>144267932
>peruvian shitskin
tautology
more like ArShitstain
>>144268075
>>144268127
>>144268129
fuck I missed it, what did he say?
>>144268121
That's rainman
>>144268171
Come on man, it's not that bad.
Take a lot at HoN if you want to see bad.
>>144267638
LITTLE
>>144268171
>but I actually can't tell what the fucks going on
Maybe you are just a little bit retarded, my man?
>>144268116
they are a turk based team with mainly NA players.
>Secret is saving strat they said
>>144268116
dont try and weasel your way out of this one
remember when you thought arteezy was better than dendi? remember how fucking stupid you are?
>shits on rtz invoker as bat
TOP KEK
>>144268274
v good arteezy impression
>>144267968
"the stream"
there's 4 you mongoloid
i'm not watching autistic panelists over the actual games
If secret loses I'm killing myself, 5 decides what do I ask God when I get to heaven
>>144268274
He did a mocking impersonation of EE.
bLink has some nice DK hats
>>144268108
PPD can't just force those shitters to stay
Puppey on the other hand actually kicked his players
>>144268305
They are though.For the TI qualifiers
>>144268081
the dude who posted it three threads ago said it was some sc2 player she used to date
m1racle
zai
PLD
madara
kuroky
Rate this team
>>144266482
That's why you don't watch the official streams.
>>144266695
You can listen to the casters from the in-game client, LoLfriend (one of the reasons the replays are so fucking big).
Why you'd want to do that is a much better question.
>>144268346
How can Envy consistently throw so hard?
>>144268303
>>144268317
>my 4chan shitpost images mean more than the team's official twitter and liquidpedia entry
?
dumb meme addicts
>>144268346
Is fapping to traps gay?
>>144268365
holy shit it might be huk's dick
>>144268371
didnt you listen to the panel? it all depends on TEAM COMP and how much they BELIEVE IN EACH OTHER
>>144268365
HuK? Moonglade?
This whore has been passed around so much I don't know who it could be. Loda is such a cuck for dating her.
Fuck I completely forgot. It's too late to do predictions right?
>>144268361
he literally kicked Aui.
He did the exact same shit as puppey and now both teams are fucking garbage when they were formerly the best teams in the world
Guys but dota 2 dont have solo queue MM or im wrong? why LoL fags are coming to dota 2?