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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
1rd for post your Mercy
I mean Medic
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>>144094591
>that dude making Virtual Economist
What is that?
>>144096805
POST THEM
>>144097043
Toober putting out content about contemporary jewing
Made his channel specifically to talk about unusual trading tips
>>144097362
Hmm, why does he do that and I don't? Self-respect?
>When you get your inventory organized just right
If you organize your items, how do you do it?
>>144097521
>When+something+something+random+crits+_c98fb66ab76c1fc500d472019d2e50bc.jpg
um
>>144097521
High end dosh at the front for people sending me trade offers to see
Then the page my random drops will land
Then class weapons in order of date released
Crates in the fucking back where they belong
>Wanting to be on par with /kspg/
Well, Do you like Iowa from Kantai Collection?
was that a sentence
youre a sentence
>>144097521
Drops
Crates/skins
Trading stuff
All class items/tools
Then each class has a page like this, some classes share a page
Untradable items
Halloween
Haven't sorted it out for a while though so it's got messy
sort me out
post face when KILL
>>144098453
i LOVE killing
>>144098453
>>144098453
>>144098453
What do?
Will making another alt suffice?
>>144099968
tell geel that you're a girl and you will suck his dick if he unbans you
>>144100464
o
um
>>144100464
have funpost pics here >>>/trash/3152106
>>144100812
> post pics here
>>>/trash/3152106
>>144100909
yeah
that's what i said
what about it
>>144101020
The thread was under the spoiler
lets play tfc
guys
>>144097098
>>144101495
happy birthday
>>144101580
hey retard
Fuck i didn't check post count.
just got a 180mb update.
Wasn't the 60mb one yesterday about automatic demo recording and such?
What is this one about?
>>144102103
the mm update b4nny was talking about
check the tf2 site for all the info or look up a video or something
>>144097098
>>144102234
>lying on the internet.
s4alty's twitter shows nothing on this, can't seem to find videos about it either
>>144102887
hahha i TROLLED YOU!!
xdd
d
d
>>144102738
kill your self under tale retard`
>>144103008
kill your self teams fortress retard`
>>144102873
gimme the sauce of that cerebella
when is videogames releasing the thing
>>144103237
It's not porn if you were wondering.
when is videogames going to jail
>>144103417
TITS DONT WORK LIKE THAT
AA
>>144097098
>>144102887
you must be retarded
>>144097098
>>144104231
Maybe.
But i still haven't found an explanation, since i was awake yesterday when they released the p-rec update and it was only 60MB.
No words anywhere else of a 180MB update
Post what you're listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU
>>144097098
>>144104814
Even when it's not playing I'm listening.
id rather spend 10 or 20€ on funding community services that spend a single penny on supporting TF2. they get enough money from dumbtastic casul players. meanwhile Arie at serveme.tf often has to pay the servers with his own money and teamfortress.tv casts often also have to PAY from their own pocket to work on coverage of a LAN
the community deserves better, think twice before wasting money on cosmetics instead of a community service that you might actually use pretty often
>>144104814
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEsgUiF2jGk
s/o to cockpilot for introducing me to radiohead
>>144105261
How in the fuck did it take you 20 years to learn about Radiohead?
>>144105020
That's like the most reddit response anyone could have given
>>144105386
i used to think their songs were generic alt rock but they're much more than that
>>144105261
my tf2g pal got me into radiohead too
are you me
>>144105604
who are you
what is your fav album
>>144105696
im shy :x
>>144104814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8zE44mUBJU
>>144105781
its ok let it out im here to talk
>>144105895id/epicgirl1998
>this music taste
somebody destroy this gay earth
post tf2g charts please and lets all rate them
>>144106135
you didn't answer my other question
>>144106158
Don't worry, that post wasn't my actual taste. I'm actually listening to Parachutes by Coldplay, so my taste is the jam :)
>>144106383
did coldplay do that Creep song? or was it radiohead? i dont remember but i like playing that song on guitar and i hate both those bands
>>144097098
>>144106470
Radiohead did Creep
>>144105386
>That's like the most reddit response
That's just how prog goes man. My usual playlist is Dark Side followed by this Dark Side cover. Repeating forever.
the stupid mouldy blackberry jam which everyone hates and which is disgusting and ugly
>>144106470
creep is radiohead
coldplay is a dweeb band for dweebs; lots of dweebs like radiohead too but theyre actually good regardless
>>144097098
I did the thing im proud
>>144106557
You forgot the two dots at the end
>>144106526
Anybody Can Play Guitar never gets the love it deserves.
>>144103008
LOL woops wrong thread. Guess we are retards :^)at least I play real men's fps games
>>144106526
whats a dweeb
>>144106637
i think This Week I've Been Mostly Playing Guitar also deserves some love
do i deserve love
yes
i think
>>144106773
>at least i play generic FPS games for real manchildren and edgy teenagers
lol @ undertale fans
>cockpilot and the huezillian will never play you a cover of stairway to heaven
guitar didnt work out with me
neither did violin
:[
>>144107135
stairway to heaven? i heard they ripped off parts of taurus for that song
judge for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8AVbwB_6Ealso you can always try the drums its very fun
>tumblrtail
Get out REEE
>>144107471
Dude, this is like old as fuck news. LZ are a bunch of hacks
>>144105785
>cd is dead
$>cd your_life
$>folder not found
ive got 3 ref
what should i do with it
>>144107619
what do you mean
>>144107619
us nerdz
>>144107583
yeah but i still like both LZ and Spirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4THXeOD-Dw
>>144107712
cd is a command to open directories widely used in windows, linux and OS X
>>144107697
raffle
rem ripped off megaman music
>>144107832
nah fuck that shit, i aint giving it away
is there a way to make profit of it
rip me off
make profit of me
>>144107135
>car guy
>plays an instrument
>that also plays videogames
It baffles me how people can have enough time for a single hobby that isn't bideogames let alone 3(that I know of).
How do I into managing time effectively?
pls help
I don't want to pay a psychiatrist $40/h to give me some bullshit I already know.
After 3k long hours of tf2 I'm ready for some sort of change.
>>144107943
>profit
Don't even try making profit in this game,it's not worth it.
TF2 and Quake 3 are the most fun FPS games released in the past 18 years
do you agree ?
>>144108160
no, it's minecraft and angry birds
>>144108160
undertale and bad rats
>>144096989
random shit thrown together / 10
>>144105785
Holy shi---Oh right you're from UK, liking Grime isn't really that far-fetched.
Liked Tempah T since that Next Hype video got spread around here, only reason I got Blam! was because he was on there but I ended up liking JME more.
is there any difference in sound quality from 480p to 720p or higher in you tube?
>>144108689
yes
>>144108814
can you expand
>>144108068
Am I going to get lucky here or do I have to go to some sort of professional
wanna get lucky with me
>>144109137
>he doesn't stay fit
whats your excuse?
staying fit is the most healthy hobby you can get into, wether its running, working out or doing any other sport
fuck this trade hold shit, i dont even have a smart phone
yes baby
>>144109294
then buy one
>>144109294
Emulators.
Or dirt-cheap smartphones.
I bought a stupid one for $20 just for Steam. Had to buy a one-month plan for $30 but after that, I just stopped. It works with just wifi and I can actually do some shit like call Ubers now.
But if that's not an option, just use a fucking emulator. You need a SMS-capable phone number though so hopefully you already have a cell phone.
>>144109292
My body is ok,mostly from not eating like a maniac but I need a real hobby.
>>144108689
http://fy.3dyd.com/home/#Media_formats_on_Youtube
this site says yes
none of them are really good though so you are better off pirating your music from elsewhere
its a video sharing site so audio quality probably isnt that important for them
tf2 needs dbz promo items for xenoverse 2
upvote if you agree, downvote if you agree
>>144109560
>real hobby
play music
its very fun
you could also get into retro games or something if you want a "hobby" that you can do without spending a penny
>>144109625
>dragonball
back off weeaboo faget
>>144109823
viva, trip on please
i thought spics loved dbz
>>144109587
heh
192kbps with 720p is good enough for me
that site jumps from 360p to 720p tho, i wanted to know what the 480p quality gave in terms of sound
>>144108686
nice
ive been vaguely aware of grime for a while, but a girl at work has been getting me into it recently and i've pirated a lot
it's a lot of fun to listen to desu; catchy beats and clever lyrics
>>144109625
you already have krillin's hair for the heavy
>>144109870
If it were me replying to you there, I'd tell ya to get a fucking job
Now go outside and get a job, ya fucking bum
>>144109823
>dragonball
>weaboo
its the most mainstream shit ever
also one of the biggest examples on how to extend a simple storyline like forever
serialization is cancer
>>144109625
are they dubbing db super yet
i reeeeaaaally wanna watch it but i cannot take goku seriously with his jap voice
i cant take goku seriously with his english voice
why do english dubs make every character sound so derpybola de dragon ftw
>>144109625
upvote yourself into a job my man stop being a degenerate
>>144109560
ask the man yourself maybe he'll help?
>>144109669
he's gonna need a hobby to showoff with not more fukin video games
i want to upvote my tf2gfu irl
the fuck is going on here pendejos
leave goku alone
>>144109560
learn to cook
grow some plants
get a gym membership
create art
learn to knit
>tfw configured my botting to be fully compatible with dodgeball
>tfw I can mass join a server and have mass-controllable bots that auto-airblastI can even mass taunt
>>144110612
do NOT avatar fag
>>144111021
sure
>>144110508
if you were a girl what would make your puss puss quiver more
>oh yeah i work on my own cars i dont trust these filthy jewish mechanics you should come check out my mustang its p.cool
or
>i make cool sweaters
>oh yeah ive been playing guitar for 10 years what song do you want me to play you a cover of?
or
>i know how to make spaghetti
>>144108068
just orbit him or someone else you like that you know would love to help you till you stop being a slight autist
thats what i did
>>144111070
thanks
>>144110042
not airing yet
might be sometime this year, who knows
they keep shit under wraps
*twirls skirt*
>>144111117
hobbies are for you, not for other people
if you can't get with a girl based on force of personality and physical attraction alone, you're probably not going to enjoy the relationship
hookups are different obviously
you're not a girl
OP pic reminded me:
does anyone even play Fortress Forever?
When I played it a few years ago there seemed to at least a dedicated playerbase.
:s
>>144111592
theres one server that has 15-20 people on it daily
Forgot I was even wearing this shirt as I was shit talking DBZ
>>144111796
Holy shit you are not pretty.
>>144111796
gross
>>144111796
disgusting
youre blacker than i thought
>>144111796
you look like some one put their dad's head on a childs body
is it "favorite" or "favourite"
is it "color" or colour"
>>144111796
>>144112160
both
all I want is a villainous violet fire horns aussie sniper
>>144112512
then get one
>>144111796
you look cuter than what i thought
didnt you say you were chubby? i see none of that
reminds me of SoyFelipez
>>144111796
build the wall already
>>144112738
>viva
>cute
>not chubby
build me
>>144112160
o if american
ou if normal
what are your favourite ks effect?
mine is tornado. it doesn't matter what color, it goes along well with any of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur21JTSpCh0
>>144112662
Theres none on outpost or bp classifieds
>>144113117
have you tried checking everywhere else
>He does not even make his game look like a bootleg quake for maximum fps
Yeah, I guess I should finally shave my scruff
>>144113280
i agree
>>144113247
what are thoooose
how do you get boxes around people
>>144113280
Just cut your throat while you're at it
>>144113247
please post config
if possible something that doesn't get me vac banned
>>144113195
Where else could I check? bazaar?
are you guys watching the match
uwu
>>144114324
Link?
>>144111796
someone like you talking about degenerates is making me kek uncontrollably
>>144113394
You can get them from any generic tf2 hack.
>>144113420
It's a combination of a config, and custom folder. You need an sv_pure bypass to use it on valve servers, however.I'm mostly doing it to maximize bots.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10371758
>>144114865
wheres the "i dont use chat" option
>>144114865
missing options:
[ ] I don't
[x] Once in a blue moon when the game was actually breath-taking
>>144114697
twitch tv/teamfortresstv
take my breath
*takes your breath away*
*is breathless*
*become unconscious*
*dies*
idea for demo primary
Sit and think
a grenade launcher that destroys the shield of any demoknight it hits, no other effects or damage
you are not me
>that guy who types gg at least 10 times in every match
this is why i want to go to lan, so i can punch this kind of people when i see them
they are almost guaranteed to be 16 or below anyway so i doubt they'd fight back
>>144115420
no drawbacks?
*grabs your butt while you are dead*
HEROES NEVER DIE!
>>144115420
Dumb.
>>144115618
you have a weapon that does no damage instead of the grenade launcher
isnt that a drawback
>>144115818
>implying half of the unlocks in the game aren't dumb already
im dumb
x.x
im trump
o/
>>144114865
if you do any of these besides 1 minute before the match is over or after the match is over you are a toxic shitstain who belongs on call of duty
did idle weapon animations suddenly stop working for anyone else after the last update?
>When you make up 50% of your team
>>144117869
>still only 42 fps
Why live?
I was gonna wait till Friday, but damn, it feels good again
>>144117869
how is this fun
>>144117262
There are idle weapon animations?
i think this cool dragon ball bib should be added to tf2
what do you think
>>144118013
It's more about having several instances of the game running. I can run on normal graphic settings if I only have one player in the game.
>>144118426
How is this not fun?
>>144111117
as a third party that isgay car guys are my boner medicine
>>144118426
idk, anybody who isn't a 12 year old reteard will just switch servers without a comment
I went 70/20 in day of defeat
Am i good
>>144118536
this picture is confusing me
why does vegeta look like that
what kind of mutilated body part is visible in the top left corner
what does the filename mean
>>144119273
imagine you were his dick looking up at him
>>144119273
vegeta's face is deformed due to the pliable nature of synthetic fabric
that is my mighty forearm
there is a secret raffle in the filename
>>144119696
my penis is actually concealed under goku's leg
post vocaroo saying potis
or pottis
or pootus
>>144118298
you look like the average spanish guy but without beautiful white european skin
aaah i love my tf2gfu
I wonder when our wedding will be.
>>144119949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xTdNpuBH1m
>>144119949
vocaroo saying potis
or pottis
or pootus
>>144120150
who is your tf2gfu
who are you
am i invited to the wedding
>>144120228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzjA08qoOG
This is the best Viva vocaroo.
>>144120439
my tf2gfu iscute!
i am me
you can come and you can bring your tf2gfu as well
>>144120579
that makes sense
thank you
>>144097521
by class
you autist
>>144118641
id?
im sad
got a captcha with pickup trucks
google is laughing about me
>>144121542
???
>>144120579
my hair is short
i was holding the phone with both hands
i am sitting on a chair
my phone is not gay it loves women
>>144119949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFmOPUf5Zs
>>144121695
why do you sound like that
>>144121695
forgot to mention hat your balls haven't dropped
cute
>>144121970
>>144121971
i am 47 years old
>>144122028
post a vocaroo with what you really sound like
and say taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everyone
>>144122214
i have got no time for that i just spent 24 hours uploading a youtube video and it had an error and failed to upload just now
i am going to punch holes in some trees
>>144122348
>47
>still can't afford good internet
lmao rofl pwned........................
>>144122348
>i am going to punch holes in some trees
so... you're going to play minecraft? *da tum tiss*
> half is over 30
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAH FUCKING HOLY LEL
>OLD AS FUCK
> SINGLE
>WEEB
> EUROPEAN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>144122348
do it you fag fuck
>this will protect us
do not bully half left
>put into a B defense with 7 mins left
>enemy team sucks dick at attacking so we win
>back to menu
NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
>>144122339
i dont understand
a year is no different to doggos than it is to humans
we all go around the sun once a year
doggos arent phantoms that only exist some of the time while they travel faster around the sun
>>144123163
it means that dogs die earlier than humans
some of you guys really arent the smartest but at least you are cu te
>>144123069
what if he is a masochist
>>144123236
no but its the same year
doggos only just grow up faster
it does not mean they have separate years
>>144122348
do it or mge on spire meatshots only
>>144123125
>tfw manage to turn 2 losing games in progress with sheer luck and maybe one or two crucial rez's
>booted to the menu both times
i'm afraid to press play now.
>>144123508
They do. Their time runs 7x faster anon.
It means that in a day the dog goes through a week. And he still has energy to play with you and lick peanut butter at the end of the day.
>>144123381
i am not a masochist
neither am i a big baby who cries over internet posts...
my years are like the rings of a tree; they have made me strong, giving me the power to resist the constant battering tides of time that would eat at the base of my great vital cliff and see me erode to nothing
>>144123508
Doggos age faster than humans, dumpass. That's why my sisters dog only gets to live for 15 years, while my sister might make it to 35, if she's lucky.
today im going to LICK peanut butter off human
>>144123837
post pics
>>144123776
post vocaroo
>>144123837
>while my sister might make it to 35, if she's lucky.
what?
the average human life expectancy is like 70
>>144123837
why is your sister dying?
>>144123980
she's tired of blonde
>>144123962
she may have cancer you ass hole why would you make fun of her
>>144123920
I'm not good at taking pictures.
>>144123962
>>144123980
It was a joke about morbid obesity. I'm not very good at jokes either.
>>144124003
can't she just dye her hair then?
>>144124128
stupid stupid stupid
>tfw stupid
:(
>>144124123
cute
what costume is xhe wearing
