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>Tips and guides
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FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
fuck off holy shit
i hope it gets deleted again
fuck OFF with this op
delete youre gay thread
>>143992559
fucking faggot shuckle
i really wish you would stop posting here
YOU DONT EVEN PLAY TF2
>>143992975
>>143993025
o no
i don't hate this thread!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=690754562
>>143992975
>>143993025
fuckinngggggg
>mods didn't delete the worst thread
tssk
oh
i even fixed the op for mine
pyro one was the best
god damnit
my tf2gfu is the best
I like this thread because shuckle made the op and i know that will annoy people.
Shuckle didn't make this thread.
I'm the OP
no, I AM the OP!
your mom is OP
wow
rude
WHAT THE FUCK?
what
um
um on me
>>143995247
I'll make the next one so you'd be in love with it
*ums all over you*
The Quickiebomb Launcher has the best firing sounds
Discuss.
>>143995247
whats the original sfm for this hit the bricks pal thing
thank you
i think shuckle is probably the greatest troll tf2g has ever had
>>143996034
hitman's heatmaker
>>143996236
no i am
my tf2gfu is
>>143996236
>>143996332
it's viva, though
>>143996034
I like the rescue ranger sound
>>143995247
the minigun sound
>>143996034
i like the backscatter sound
>>143989604
if you ever call me a weeb again i will make your organs declare independence from your body
i am voting to leave though dont worry
>>143997125
>half saying he could beat someone up
holy lel
>>143997125
weeb
>>143996034
the original has the worst firing sound
when it was first introduced everytime i heard it i would think it was far away from the echo
who teh fuck puts echo in the base sound for a weapon
>>143997125
half come back to irc Q.Q
>>143996034
my favorite firing sound is the bazaar bargain
>>143997249
i hate the original sound it is so loud and obnoxious
>>143997225
i am the most physically capable human being in this thread
>>143997228
shut up
>>143997257
no
>>143997249
i love the original sound tee bee haech
>>143997492
funny thing is it sounds nothing like the actual original rocket launcher in quake wich sounds so much clearer and a bit higher, without that shitty low-pass filter and the echo
>>143997585
it's so quiet compared to stock, and it's hard to tell how close it is because of the echo
im quiet
>>143998028
yeah right. even the neighbors across the street could hear you last night
maybe its not loud
its just so arggggg grating
it throws me every time i fight someone who's using it
pkwummmmmm pkwummmmmm pkwummmmmm pkwummmmmm
>>143997492
>i am the most physically capable human being in this thread
prove it
>>143998101
>///<
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357305
>>143998119
yeah the firing sound clip is like twice as long than all other rocket launchers
me vs original user
>>143996034
I really like the Enforcer's and Classic's sounds.
>>143998287
>more outsiders than burgers
God bless
>>143997949
which is why i like it, quiet and soft and actually a really comfy sound
damn imperialistic pigs, they think they are the center of the world
someone will prove they wrong inshallah
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>>143998892
i am not in this list
>>143998892
i really wish i could be on this
>>143998997
>>143999020
*pisses off the precipice of the list onto your peasant heads*
>>143999094
AHHHHH
>>143999268
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_JarateToss01.wav?t=20100625223443
>>143999094
jokes on you this is my fetish
>>143999094
shut up, weeb
Get a job, you fucking weeaboo degenerates
Oh, yeah. You're all either too socially fucked or autistic and unemployable. Tsk
>>143999390
all in a day's work
>>143999614
wew
why so rude out of the blue
>>143999614
i just got home from work :)
>>143999614
says the cuck with the demeaning produce job
>>143999614
can you share your definition of degenerate
>>143998731
i know but i like stock better and it's annoying to fight people with the original because of that. :L
were either of the other 3 threads less cancerous
im sleepy
do you like LANs?
what lans have you been to?
>>144000746
ive been to Kutruparty 2 or 3 times and XGN one time
sadly not many TF2 players in those events
>>144000746
im on the fence
i'll be staying at the same hotel as the tf2g boys for i58 but i probably wont be in the NEC much
>>144001045
awesome
take some pictures
>>144001045
take pictures of the tf2g boys
>>144000270
all of them were
who are the tf2g boys
>>144000746
no, i don't like being in the same room as greasy, smelly nerds
>>144002535
the boys that browse tf2g
>>144002535
the founders
>>143998892
what do you think these people look like?
>>144002572
>greasy, smelly nerds
step your game up bitch
only 1% of attendants are like that, you are like an stereotypical 50 year old projecting about "those damn computer kids"
those damn tf2gfus
>>144002572
but you're always in the same room as a greasy smelly nerdit's you
>tfw someone made a Discord dedicated to me
this is pretty neat
>tfw someone made a drawing of me
fuck you drawings that was mean Q.Q
>>143992770
I didn't make this thread.
>>144003037
Wow why are they all shirtless? That's pretty gay.
>tfw I make my own Mumble and doodles
You gotta look after yourself when you're older after all
Don't kill the friendly heavy
>>143992559
Hello my nieces and nephews. Your Uncle Dane here
Lets get this thread rockin and post some Engineers :D
>>144003876
it was tradition in lan parties from the 90's
i think
>>144004224
Literally how am I not banned from your discord
*cough cough
http://pastebin com/5VmtMjvL
cough cough*
>>144004224
where's the collector's beard
BOOT THE SERVER
>>144004775
LOOKS LEGIT
I MEAN THEY COULD HAVE DONE MOST OF THIS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO, SPECIALLY STUFF LIKE DEMO AUTORECORD BUT HEY
>Overwatch
>Same 12 maps and 3 game modes, lasting 10-20 minutes each with random people
>Fresh and new, but has retards who can't play everywhere
>Falls victim to the MoBA Trap where it's terrible if not playing with friends
>Leaving is penalized, you're matched with more leavers if you do
>Losing feels like shit since you get less XP and worse stats
>TF2
>Thousands of maps and hundreds of game modes, never ending with the same ~24 people
>Old and stale, with retards still everywhere
>You never have to play with friends and can still have fun
>Leaving has 0 consequence
>Losing has no loss of stats so is still fun
Now that I'm playing TF2 again I no longer have to deal with losing a game that I don't want to lose since it literally doesn't matter if I do, and I can have fun doing solo shit like being spy or something
Overwatch feels like a fucking minigame
May 31, 2016 - TF2 Team
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
Added a new Demo Support feature to auto-record matches
Can be configured via the Adv. Options menu
Automatically records .dem files of your matches (or can be set to Manual) and puts them into the specified folder
Logs killstreaks and bookmarks to a master _events.txt file in the same folder as the recordings so the events can be easily reviewed
Logs killstreaks and bookmarks for each specific .dem file to .json file that has the same name as the .dem file (see the ds_mark command below)
Supports the following console commands:
ds_record: manually start a recording
ds_stop: manually stop recording
ds_mark [comment]: bookmark the current demo tick count for future reference. The [comment] is an optional descriptor you may include.
ds_status: report the current recording status
Security fixes (thanks to Diodine for these reports)
Fixed an exploit related to the Heavy's gloves and blocking the payload cart
Fixed energy weapons not reloading when using cl_autoreload
Fixed the team-win dialog not being displayed for SourceTV clients
Updated several hats to fix the Sniper not removing the hats while taunting
Added UGC tournament medals for Highlander Seasons 17 and 18, 6v6 Seasons 19 and 20, and 4v4 Seasons 6 and 7
Updated models/materials for The Dead Head, The Scoped Spartan, The Patriot's Pouches, The Sub Zero Suit, Fear Monger, Co-Pilot, Tough Stuff Muffs, The Toowoomba Tunic, Weight Room Warmer, The Bootie Time, and The Big Elfin Deal
Updated The Federal Casemaker to hide the Scout's headphones
Updated the localization files
>>144005608
>caring about stats in a FPS game
MMR I can understand, but who gives a shit about win-loss ratio in a shooty game?
>>144005707
>co-pilot
well then
>>144005707
Oh shit it's not fake.
Demo recording, about fucking time.
Does the online store go down with each patch?
storeDOTteamfortressDOTcom
>>144005707
oh wow it was actually real
at this point i just don't know what to believe
pretty sweet update, prec is dead now i guess
>>144005971
>>144006503
Why were you doubting it was real in the first place?
>>144006670
/d2g/ has ruined my faith in 4chan's honesty about patch notes.
>>144006670
>>143988903
this shit all the fucking time
>>144005707
>cowmangler can now auto reload
>demos auto record
>toowoomba tunic multiclass
holy fuck YES
>>144005608
>>Thousands of maps and hundreds of game modes
how come like 6 maps are played in comp then
>>144005707
>co-pilot is now all class
the co-pilot guy must be happy
how long until valve makes every hat all-class
>>144007167
because most of the maps are garbage
also most comp games have a small map pool because otherwise teams wouldn't be able to be good at every map in rotation, and worse teams could get lucky and only have to play on maps they practice the most
>>144007356
I want to see comp match on mirrored Badwater
How long till Nebula becomes all-hat?
>>144007447
okay?
>>144007553
Thanks
>>144007085
too woomba just to demo
weight room to scout and demo
new style for fear monger
removed dead head from game?
nothing new for booties sub zero or spartan
can't find any updates for the other stuff
>>144007769
>too woomba just to demo
hmmmmm i wonder why they would do that
>>143999614
What's up Mexican Bagboy?
I dunno what an up mexican bagboy is
>>144008567
is YOU
>>144008781
Couldn't be me. I'm half-Mexican and work in produce
Cashiers do the bagging themselves
>>144008781
emma watson is pretty cute
>>144008981bagboy
>>144009114
And flat as fuck. Yuck
>>144009171
Ok, weeaboo. Believe what you want
>>144007769
>removed dead head from game?
I don't even remember what the dead head was
>Not enjoying DFC
Shit taste.
>>144009415
Skull mask for spy in the Mayflower Case
is quickie bomb + booties the absolute easy mode for demo in 6s?
>>144009530
I had to Google what that stood for
That's a fucking disgusting thing to be into. You're prolly just like videogames with his disgusting fucking degeneracy
>>144009530
huh?
wasn't it the skullcap?
>>144010005
they renamed it because the skullcap was already a hat
Big Elfin Deal now has actually good colours on it and a new style that makes it brown for some reason
Meh.
>>144009598
no.
it's the absolute can't set traps, or area denial
>>144009816
I have a girlfriend with D's, faggot.
I'm just saying breast size =/= attractiveness
>>144010328
exactly
newbs have no idea about trap placement
im talking easy mode not best mode
>>144010320
hi morwanneg!!
>>144010574
Hi! New style also adds a sheathe, presumably for your demoknight loadout. There's a style with and without one.
>>144010570
it just makes demo a soldier that takes more damage from rocket jumping, and cant deal with scouts. Loose cannon is better than booties if you're running quickiebomb
Uhh who wants a crappy MS Paint of their loadout
>>144010808
Me please
>>144010549
Except it does. A is borderline degeneracy trash taste
>>144010808
me
>>144010808
Do me.
ambassador spy is so fun
pro tip i think its easier to aim with your movement where you level the crosshair up with the head and use "a" and "d" for adjustments
>>144011262
t. 400 hour retard
>>144010808
Waiting on my trade offer for the hat to go through but me plsthx
what does the t. mean
>>144011692
it's like saying " from X"
it means tranny
http://backpack tf/suggestion/574dee06c440457792210e6d
fukin heck
someone offered me a GE cp for my 340 keys unusual
shoulda took the offer
>>144011692
t. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>144011692
its finnish for regards
those finns may be non white sub humans but they sure can make a meme
>>144011095
what a cozy loadout
i love it
>>144010808
I do
>>144011909
that's a slur
>>144010987
this loadout isn't neon artstyle breaking autism, but it's not good either. it's just weird.
*steals 26dollar away from human*
>>144005707
the co-pilot really is all class as it seems
kinda figured since the maker was incredibly smug after he turned it back and said to the furry youll just have to wait and see
*kills every tf2g except me*
>>144012087
Thanks. Took me five seconds.
>>144012245
more like a slut
that's what u are
i HATE killing
>>144011095
WHEN DID THE WEIGHT ROOM GO ALL CLASS
>>144012782
Today.
>>144012290
literally nothing with the virtual viewfinder is good, that's the issue
team spirit bill's is also pretty weird, and those two combined are plain gross
>>144005707
>this is the update that people said is going to make overwatch dead
wtf... fucking valve
rate my flashy sc*ut
>>144012917
it's a precursor to the matchmaking update
>>144011262
>Pro tip
>I think
Two things that should never be paired. You can't think as a pro. You have to know
>>144013037
haha i doubt it
stop hyping up shit you retard, you are literally marketing for free for valve
>>144013097
>you are literally marketing for free for valve
you say it like it's a bad thing
why would we not want our game to be hyped up and popular
>>144012189
Christ alrighty how can someone play so much engineer
>>144013097
what? valve strongly hinted they are going to rebalance enough weapons and shit so that they hopefully won't have to be whitelisted in every league, and matchmaking wont be aids. Also, they are sucking b4nnys dick about this whole thing pretty hard, and I think he's gonna hook the community up with some sick class reworks (pyro, maybe spy)
>>144013535
he's just really bad at the game so he needs an aimbot to do it for him
> he can't kill a sentry
I like them more without the earmuffs
gunslinger engie is pretty fun
it's like scout but you're way more annoying because you can place a distraction for 100 metal and frag the shit out of people trying to destroy it
>>144013798
+ Pomson for double the fun
>copilot really is all class
g*sh darnit i was so close to getting my meme unusual hat
got 160 keys what do i buy?¿¿¿?
no raff
no unboxing
>>144014058
sell them for paypal and buy something nice
>Fear Monger: New style
>Elf Items: Minor visual update, one new style (for both of them)
>Ear Muffs: Visual update, two new styles (no earmuffs)
>Weight Room Warmer: Now on Demoman and Scout, visual update
>Toowoomba: Visual update, Demoman can now equip, new style
>Co-Pilot: All class
>Pouches: New style (camo or no camo)
>Scope Spartan: No longer conflicts with shields
>Sub-Zero Suit: fixed for Demoman
>>144013338
because you are doing valve's work for them like a fucking cuck
>>144014110
but i dont need money irl but i need to get swagged
>>144014125
>cuck
/v/ spottis
>>144013010
Whoopee Cap is a good hat
Best KS colors and effects?
Team and hot rod
Incinerator and firehorns
>>144007351
12 working days wich is a full year in Valve
>>144007447
i want to see a mirrored 5cp version of gravelpit
Relevant
>>144014517
manndarin and fire horns/that other fire effect
spewing fire out of your eyes looks cool
>>144014734
how would that work
>>144014268
>still doing this argument
>being a poor neet that lives with his parents
cp_gorge_pro when
cp_dustbowl_pro when
pl_Junction_pro when
5CP_ramjam_pro when
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1467673
tf2g discounts
>>144014323
that loadout looks pretty bad
what taunt did you use to get the taunt in that position
>>144014947
never. those are bad maps
>>144014897
A is 2nd
B is mid
C is last
cp_drudgery did somethign similar where the mid is almost a copy paste of gravelpit B but its very barebones in comparison
Guys KOTH_Egypt when
>>144014517
daffodil discharge/singularity
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
>>144014517
mandarin with anything but tornado
violet with anything but tornado
emerald is nice with hypno beams, and maybe singularity
eye effects for daffodil go nicely with singularity and discharge, but the sheen is meh
but some sheen's look better on some weps etc.
>>144015368
just play lakeside
>>144010916
>>144015692
what is your id?
>>144015867
id/my
I'm nobody special.
>>144015958
what is your actual profile link?
Nice fix Valve
Also about an hour left
http://tf2r.com/kovw5nx.html
>>144016310
fuck off vibri, why did you make a shitty raffle last so long?
FINALLY GOT MY MEDALS
>>144017165
what medals?
>>144017371
Ur mum award
>>144017459
fuck off gasol
>>144017060
I make my raffles long enough that everyone can enter.
Im sorry my giving you free shit isnt fast enough for you. Maybe next time Ill just slit my neck in front of you, your fucking majesty
>>144017546
stupid furfag, you just want rep
>>144017530
Tea. Dotsy
>>144007287
either the bribery memes are true or he's into witchcraft
as far as i know money isn't a big deal to him so that might not be just brainless speculation
I'm gonna investigate and valve will give me a finders tee just you wait
I'll be back
>>144017667
Yes, I can only get hard if I see a pointless number getting higher. Maybe next time you can tell me about the chemtrails and the second sun the government is hiding from us
>>144017892
way to project your tinfoil hat shit onto me
fucking creeper
>>144017875
forgot my trip haha lol
>>144018496
ypu are not me
>>144018496
>>144018681
all me btw
>>144018496
Great post
Because he's a fucking bum living off the chance of slim profit. Haha
there is nothing i want more in tf2 than a finder's fee
>viva this jealous of barkley's life
if you're not jealous why do you talk about him so much
i think you've got a crush
>>144018496
>>144018681
THIS is how its done step aside kids
>>144018924
>>144017875
why dont ypu guys team up
maybe valve will give you a police badge instead of a finders tee
>>144018924
honestly I'd want a cheater's lament more
what effect would you get with it
>>144019108
barkley samefagging about himself
fuck off
would turning existing attack/defend or ctf map into 5cp make them viable for comp play?
>>144019170
i dont even want an effect
i just want a normal one
its too good
Hey
>>144019252
what about massed flies since it's a bug themed hat anyway
why does this not work i remember it being a thing ¿:
>>144019190
>5cp 2fort
thats
hm
>>144019336
id rather get an effect i like
like cauldron bubbles, which is dangerously underrated, or stormy which is good except i think maybe is too big
or maybe death by disco if i wanted to look like a cunt
>>144019487
you know I had this exact thought but there's already spawn doors near the suitcase points anyway so like
it could possibly work? the middle point would be fucking awful though
>>144019628
middle might have to be expanded a bit, and second would be in that yard to the left of spawn
Pl_race_nucleus
Y/n
>>144019953
what the fuck?
like they go around the outside and then into the middle?
what is your favorite unusual effect /tf2g/
doesn't matter what gen or price tag
>>144019779
I think that dropping the bridge and draining the water while setting the point on the bottom would be a good idea to test but that second point idea would have to do despite being shitty to push though
>>144019953
>the carts go all around the arena
>its just snipers shooting at eachother through the cracks in the crucible in the centre of the map while riding the carts
make gravelpit great again
if you want submit your own idea of how you would like a 5cp version of this map to be
i did this in mspaint in like 5 minutes
Why don't we have pl + control point maps like overwatch?
>>144020614
because valve doesn't give a shit about the game
>b-but they updated the game t-today
yeah to make cosmetics look better to make more money
>>144020614
Because we don't need to pretend we have more than 2.5 game modes.
>Overwatch will never have CTFs
>>144020614
there is one tho
remember the one with the snow that valve initially rejected for End of the Line for being "too complicated for new players" ?
>>144020614
make one
The real question is when will valve make doomsday great again? It's a great concept but the only map is shit.
> tfw no moon theme doomsday and when you win you blow up earth on accident
>Updated the Co-Pilot to be equippable by all classes
does valve listen to shitposting here or something?
>>144020754
They also fixed demos, that's definitely something.
>>144020754
you are right
ive noticed this long ago and havent spend a single penny on tf2 since like 2012
i dont wear hats in tf2, its shameful that they try to force this things on people's heads, literally and metaphorically
