Cool girls don't look at explosions, they use their ult and walk away.
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Previous Thread: >>143989493 (Cross-thread)
tracer
ACTIVATING SELF-KEK SEQUENCE
I WANT TO MARRY MERCY
>>144010583
too bad the enemy has to literally have an IQ below 80 to get hit by D.Va's ultimate
>those thighs
my dick
>>144010663
is a shit!
A SHIT!
>Play three games as McRee
>Get POTG three times in a row
Whoa, what a nice hero.
How do I make a team play like a team and not 5 deathmatchers?
delete mcree
Post times you know you're going to lose
>your teams has 2 widows
We need more hero recolors, Blizzard.
FORCED FIFTY PERCENT WINRATE
xth for STOP GOING OUT FOR KILLS AND HELP ME DEFEND THIS FUCKING POINT.
>tfw shutting down double winstons with reaper
If you notice your teammates are really bad you're there for a reason, and you're too dumb to realize.
>>144010042
It's CoD-logic that shotguns become useless after three feet. It's still easy as fuck to hit with them mid-range regardless, they just stop doing damage after a certain point.
Give her an RMB that fires her guns in a tight spread gatling style that's more effective from mid-range. Make it weaker than her normal guns are at close range, but now her toolkit makes more sense. Use you boosters to get to higher ground and lay down some RMB cover fire while providing support with Defense Matrix, then boost through to the enemies back lines when you see an opening to wreak your usual havok.
This is how she fells like she's supposed to play, but because her guns do fuck all unless they're in your face then your "tank" is just running around the sides trying to find a place to flank without melting to enemy fire.
>forced 50% kicks in and you get only retards
STOP BLIZZARD DID THE SAME GUY WHO MADE THE FUCKING DOTA MMR DO THIS?
Reminder that Widowmaker's ult prevents her or her team from being flanked for 15.5(fifteen point five) seconds, you cannot do anything about it, and the audio cue is quieter than most other ultimates so sometimes you might even have missed the fact that she used it
nth for thick
SEXY
OMNIC
PUSS
>double symmetra on attack
Instead of spamming "We need a healer!" over and over, why don't you just switch to a healer?
I've started seeing this more and more. The team has no healer, yet someone won't stop spamming "We need a healer" until someone finally relents and switches characters. The level of entitlement is extremely irritating.
If you think we need a healer so bad, stop spamming and be a healer. The rest of us aren't here to help you play your "main".
What do you listen to while playing?
I listen to Bloodborne OST
>mfw The First Hunter kicks in as we are in 99/99 OVERTIME
>>144010738
Use calls to group up and announce ulti's, play a team based character, call out particularly shitty team comp, pray to the Iris
>>144010786
>Teleporting behind unsuspecting and unloading bullets all over them
I feel the EDGE
>That obvious cock-hungry healslut stacking with his higher level lover
I love Pharah desu
>>144010738
LEAVE YOU FUCKING WHORE ZOE WE WANT SHEEVER
tfw 54% winrate
There is no such thing as forced 50% you're just shit.
>>144010834
It's balanced, git gud shitter.
>Level 45
>Only 2 legendary skins, both for heroes I have basically no play time with
>No (250) skins for any of the heroes I like
>No POTG intros
>Just sprays, sprays, voice lines and recolour skins for heroes I don't lilke
I don't think I've had a single voice line, POTG, or tracer skin drop once. I have her as my most played hero.
Is Blizzard rigging this shit? In the beta I had legendaries for my favourites and POTGs out the ass.
>>144010830
>wahhhh I hate balanced matchmaking
>everyone is shit except me
>>144010898
>be the only tank
>ask for a healer
>get nothing
>>144010963
t. 56.2% winrate
>>144010901
I listen to this very realaxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqkxhWPq4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqkxhWPq4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqkxhWPq4k
>>144010694
I want to marrygenji
>>144011003
>balanced matchmaking is putting 5 retards in my team and make the enemy team have 5 good players
t. blizzcuck
>>144010901
Trick weapon when?
Reminder that the current """pro scene""" is such a joke at the moment that my irl friend who's a dudebro console gamer is in a top 4 team, and he's awful at the game with less than 50 hours, and played heroes of the storm before this
literally everyone is trash. and the best teams have caught hackers that still play for them
>>144010747
symmetra
>>144011003
That's not balanced matchmaking at all.
STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY ZENYATTA ULT
REEEEEEEE
post filenames
Hey 4chan /v/
What is your unpopular Overwatch opinion?
>>144010932
lmao sheever is chained to dota, she'll never leave it
>>144011074Reinhardt's Hammer transforms itself into a shield when you right click.
>>144011003
That is the opposite of balanced matchmaking
>tfw I never will get play of the game as mercy
>>144010265
Nah Imp is cuter love that skin too much
> it's a "two snipers in attack on Anubis and we don't want to change" episodewe lost[/spoiler
>>144010747
4 people insta-lock damage characters
>>144011061
Once you get good enough you stop seeing retards on either team. I've had nothing but good games for two days because I'm good enough to where the game doesn't put me in trash games like yours.
>>144010963
>It's your fault for not being able to carry your 5 sandbag teammates that you got grouped with to balance out their average MMR when the other team actually has functioning players in a heavily team-oriented game
Yeah alright guy
why is there a discord in the OP?
Why don't they just add a cooldown to McRee's RMB like they do to Lucio's?
>>144010778
>entire team leaves point to go for kills
>enemy team takes a different route entirely and I'm the only one that stayed on the point
t-thanks
>>144011267
>Numbani.txt
So I'm a bit lost here on how to play honzo
Do you play him as a widowmaker with more constant vision but shittier long range killing or as a genji by going behind enemy lines and silently hunting them down like a huntsman sniper on hightower?
Daily reminder that flashbang isn't getting nerfed and even the designer thinks you're shit
>>144010876
Why the fuck is the UI in Japanese?
You think it makes your screencaps look cooler? Just wondering.
>>144010445 #
I do much better with 76 or even Tracer than I do with McCree. I know he's OP, but not when I play him. You have to know where to go to make fights 1v1 and stunning two people doesn't mean much if the third gets you.
>>144011181
spic leave
>>144011212
You're there for a reason. You're not as good as you think you are.
>getting into high leveled players
>still don't know how to build teams
>insists on their 'mains' of genji and mcree and get their shit pushed in
welp, this game is getting increasingly closer to the trash can.
>people think winston is easier than roadhog or reinhardt
nah. Being a decent winston is a lot harder than being a decent rein. You have to know when to jump in/out, which characters to prioritize, you need team awareness and map knowledge of where health packs are.
Roadhog you just hide behind a corner until you have E and Shift. Peek out, get a hook (or dont) then hide again and press E. There's more to skill than aiming.
>>144011153
Zenyatta is one of the best heros in the game, you just need proper aim to get the most out of him.
Reminder that there's a guy in this thread that wasn't aware of the existence of Mongolia
Typical FPS I get during a game is <30 FPS, running a laptop with:
Windows 10 NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 960m Intel I7 4720HQ CPU @ 2.6 GHz 16 GB Ram 1920x1080 at 60hz Driver at version 368.22
I'm not too knowledgeable on this so the only thing that looks like it's sub "Recommended Spec" is my processor, but would my graphics card be too low to get decent FPS?
>>144011247
>not wearing a bra
>breasts still pushed together for cleavage
delete this
Zenyatta is my main but I've been absolutely awful with him as of late. My win percentage is only 20% and I'm not getting nearly as many kills as I use too. Any suggestions ?
>enemy team has TWO Roadhogs. TWO.
>farm them for FREE pulse bombs
>they do jackshit to the Roadhogs because 400 damage is not enough and they can be body-blocked like D.Va's worthless self-destruct (see: pulse bomb #2)
>miss two pulse bombs because I'm bad
>still get a clutch fourth at the end to secure the achievement
Now to work on the other Tracer one.
team deathmatch when
i'm tired of being pigeonholed into tank or support roles because of selfish team mates, and sometimes i'd enjoy to just run around like a faggot and kill stuff
>>144011191
This level of delusion
Post your career sheet big boi
I don't understand why people in the Overwatch community are so desperate to shove every character into a tier. There's such a small difference between the perceived top and bottom when it comes to balance, that tier lists here are almost 100% subjective.
>saying gg after a stomp because it's "polite"
I want to strangle every single person who does this shit, especially if you're on the losing team. You got literally spawned camped for 5 minutes and you say that's a good game? Yes I am mad fucking salty. Fuck this game and fuck this "make everyone feel good ^^" community polluting the fucking internet. What a fucking waste of $40 and my time.
MESSAGE TO ALL MERCY PLAYERS
I just want you to know you are appreciated, I know you don't hear it enough :D
>>144010824
The way she's mean to be played is by basically being tank mercy.
You zip in between high and low ground and bump into people trying to go on your teammates and then you mow them down with your bullshit close combat damage.
Overall I'd call her playstyle "Interceptor" or something like that. She excels at protecting teammates that are spread out thanks to her mobility.The D.Va is a flanker meme also needs to die. She's not any better as a flanker than she is as a ranged attacker. Her biggest weakness isn't her big critbox up front, it's her fat behind when you start unloading on someone. If you try to flank you just get focused down by three people if they are competent
Anybody else keep getting this?
>>144011432
>raising arms so elbows are behind head
>not creating cleavage
Someone hasn't met a girl, ever.
>>144010901
Koi no Radio.
https://youtu.be/kd8kFfnvkjY
>>144011351
t. 6-stack poopsocker
>>144010891
Against many characters direct hits are not hard and you can spam bombs quickly and reload quickly. You can do very well without being precise.
Also, Junkrat does extremely well, arguably even best, when he's far back and launching bombs into densely packed enemies. You can apply pressure with him very safely.
>>144011468
You're the one with the delusion that the game forces you to lost 50% of the time despite there being a lot of people with winrates higher than 50%
>>144011432
maybe she has omnic boobs
Behead all who insult Queen Phara
![V7455FT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZDLRD3K.png "V7455FT[1].png")
>>144011468
get gud
i have a real hatred for people who pick zenyetta when the team needs a supporter. by lvl 30, you should have learned that he's complete garbage as solo healer.
>>144011329
Stand somewhere and fling arrows randomly, enjoy headshots. Then ult.
>>144011329
neither.
>>144011432
It really looks off. Mercy's breasts in game clearly sag down a bit, looking more wide like ovals.
>>144011449
You're not getting kills bc you're moving up in levels. Just stick with your tank, improve your situational awareness, and learn to aim.
>>144011530
that wouldn't do it either u silly cunt
Junkrat is everything that is wrong with shooters. You don't need to aim, just point in the general direction. Don't need to even see the enemy since the grenades arch and bounce so you'll hide and can't be hit.
>>144011351
There is literally no reason to that kind of game you fucking mong
What is the reason for you getting popped in 15 seconds before match ends with a wiped team nowhere near the objective?
>>144011492
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
don't need ass prints on mei's door
>Past 5 games out team is shut down by perma wallhacked triggerbot Widowmakers
aaand uninstalled
>team vs team on capture point
>pretty intense
>brother's fucking friend knocks out or burns out the power by putting the ac in the power outlet
>get disconnected
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144011619
He's not that bad on the right team. Got 21 elims and 6k healing last night as him.
That being said mercy and lucio are still a better pick in 90% of scenarios
>>144011335
I know Japanese, but don't use it for anything other than to consume weeb media. So if possible, I change the language of games, my phone, Windows, etc. to Japanese to make sure I don't start forgetting it.
>>144011492
So, saying "gg ez" is better? You'd just rage at that too, considering you're so pissy about the former.
Someone PLEASE tell me when is Blizzard going to GUT THE FUCK OUT of this retarded cowboy SHITCUNT
Dva buffs when? I've played 50 hours of her so far and still haven't gotten her cute spray because her ult is absolute shit.
>>144011563
>>144011028
>>144011061
go back to /v/eddit
>>144011530
Neither have you, raising the arms makes the boobs spread apart.
>>144011191
If I'm a shitter, I should play with shitters against shitters.
If I'm decent, I should play with decent people against decent people.
As it is now, I often play with shitters against competent people or with competent people against shitters.
>>144011449
switch hero
>when you deflect Hanzo ult
>>144011530
neither have you apparently
>>144011613
Her default skin color isn't very cute. Luckily mechaqueen fixes it.
>>144011751
Probably onHIGH NOON
>>144011759
finnish cultural cringe detected
Cobalt Mercy!
>open Overwatch before work
>couple losses, not going great
>last game, on defense
>rolling Reinhardt 'cause we need a tank and he's a cool dude
>suddenly someone starts using voice chat
>team begins communicating
>easy win
I heard tales of this.
I never truly knew 'til this day.
>>144011619
Because he's not meant to be a solo healer. He's more of an offense class with some minor healing utility. If someone picks zenyatta, you should pick lucio or mercy. That's pretty much a guaranteed win combo.
>>144011647
>>144011806
her elbows are straight up and constricted behind her head, if the breasts are large enough yes they would you dumbfuck.
>art student
>has to draw nude models every fucking hour of every day
>>144011873
>black
>white
>blue
this is my favorite color scheme
>>144011450
God I get nervous just by watching this.
Tracers are the bane of my life.
Anyone else feel like Pharah's viewmodel is way too big? Especially when I'm flying around I lose track of people that are under me
>>144011030
This Man Has Good Taste¡¡¡¡
>>144011752
>>144011616
>46, 46, and 30% accuracy after literal hours
>nobody near top 100
Yeah you really showed me
I'm sure you're getting all the good groups cause you're good
>>144011718
Honestly you could probably have shut him down with double Winston by jumping ass first at him
>>144011792
Did you also choose to not give him the death he wishes for?
Why does Mercy check her own pulse and shrug? Is she a zombie?
>tfw never practiced Tracer or Genji at lower leels because I wanted to be useful
>now it's more intimidating to try them at higher levels
>>144010583
>those thighs
Niiiceee
>>144011660
Hello TF2 virgin
enjoy getting pipes up your ass by demoman veterans :^)
>tfw playing Torbjorn on Volskaya Defense
>>144011918
Stop it Shadbase
>>144009453
Recon class/offense sniper? If we want the horse back theme it'd be a character with a speed boost and damage bonus for picking up speed. The limited lanes would be a problem given how channeled this game is, but not impossible. Fragile and fast, but more predictable than Tracer. Can send out a hawk like a flying Junkrat ult. It does no damage but gives surveillance and can tag people like a zen orb or reveal like Hanzo arrow.
Sniper option is a steaight wall crawler who can actually stick to walls or ceilings, and uses mobility in a big way to go on the offense over defensive snipers.
Of course we could go crazy and make a hawk human hybrid or maybe an omnic bird spy drone that is all about air control.
>>144012002
I feel this, but honestly when you think about it quick play isn't ranked so fuck it who cares.
>Waifu is the only dedicated healer in the game
>Everyone shills the stupid healslut meme in assosiation with her
How do I survive this?
>>144011918
>>art student
Enjoy that toilet paper when you graduate
>>144011985
>takes 2 winstons to shut down a widow
nice counterplay desu
>>144011873
Amber is better
>>144011998
the emote is called "no pulse"
How do you practice your aim and warm up before a match without MGE?
>>144011981
>accuracy
>in a game with infinite ammo
Holy shit. This is how /owg/ plays. If you ever stop firing you're probably fucking up.
>>144011080
So you're saying that your friend is better at video games than you are?
>>144011181
Who were you playing? Lucio? If it's a team like that don't bother. If you were playing Genji or one of the two people playing Winston you can shut the fuck up.
>deflect Hanzo ult
>he had a wolf skin
>triple kill with invisible dragons
Fuck yea
![[Sweats audibly].gif](https://i.imgur.com/V0uClZD.gif "[Sweats audibly].gif")
>>144012071
>Trobjorn on Hanamura
>Hook goes through McCree
>He flashbangs me and instantly double fans me
>killcam doesnt even show me hooking
this game is so fucking bad
DOES LEAVER PENALTY GO AWAY OVER TIME OR IS IT BASED ON GAMES PLAYED?
daily reminder of best ship~
>ARRIVING AT WATCHPOINT: GIBRALTER
Reminder that Tracer DOES NOT shower.
In order to shower, she would have to take her harness off to take her clothes off and shower.
Thing is, if she takes the harness off, the becomes a time ghost again, and cannot shower.
Tracer is a stinky, dirty girl that never showers, and her pussy probably smells like the burning gats.
Enjoy, Tracerfags.
>>144012150
you hang yourself
>>144012071
>tfw playing anyone not named Pharah in Route 66
>>144011735
>I know Japanese, but don't use it for anything other than to consume weeb media.
That's pretty embarrassing desu.
>it's the roadhog tank on attack
nice shit blizzard
can you please remove everyone from the tank bracket that's not reinhard so people stop picking garbage
How do we fix Pharah's ultimate?
There'S no reason for it to be so damn fucking risky when Death Blossom exists.
>play roadhog in the greece map. The one in the city and the cap building has a hole on top to shoot down it.
>enemy d.va charges her ulting mech.
>pull it out
>drift the explosion back to cap.
>1/2 heal, turn around and with reinbro push the enemy team from the point.
>win.
>tfw shadowplay didn't register my record button. So it is all gone.
>tfw highlight shows extremely inferior play.
Insult to injury: potg was given to Hanzo who did nothing.
>>144012232
If there's a discrepancy that fucking bad it was a ping issue.
>>144011918
Then clearly you're going to goddamn fail
>>144011981
Why the fuck do you people bitch about others' accuracy in a game where you literally have infinite ammo?
>ranked
>in a game with voice chat
It's going to be hell on earth
Why is there an unreachable section of the hanumura castle where widowmaker can just sit on her ass all day worrying about nothing?
What is your highest stats?
Post em
![fxPDbLN[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/o8yba3h.png "fxPDbLN[1].png")
>>144011981
lol that wasn't even my stat page, that was the #1 ranked player in the world
I just wanted to see what kind of sad excuses you would cherry pick off his page to convince yourself you were good. Get dunked and stay shit.
>>144012250
>ARRIVING AT TEMPLE OF ANUBIS
>>144011498
No, her biggest weakness is unquestionably her giant critbox that kills her in seconds because no one will ever miss you at close range with it.
>>144010349
And what do YOU think it means, retard?
>>144012108
Melee themed character who can use the hawk for recon. Their ult gives them a horse and a bow.
>>144012246
/u/fags pls go
>>144011191
thats not true mate I have 54 % winrate you dont get good people you get shitter to carry.
How do I git gud at Mei? I have both her legendaries and figure Imeias well use them
>>144012243
Yer fucked for life. Blizzard lays down the law and will not forget who you are, better get a VPN and new battletag
>>144012246
>>144012158
Lemme get this straight, anon
It's ok to literally miss more than half of every shot you take
Because according to you, you can just "fire again lol"
Even though you should be killing characters with your mains in one or two headshots?
>>144012358>prepare to attack
>>144012283
Why?
>>144012120
Well two Winstons will also shut down everyone else with 200 hp that happened to be at the vicinity of the Widowmaker as the moment of impact.
Shit's free wins in pubs yo
>>144012332
Don't worry, literally no one uses voice chat anyway because it's off by default. Which is weird because my game had it on by default.
WHY DOES THE GAME ALWAYS START WINDOWED, REEEEEEEEE
>>144012376
Winrate has nothing to do with skill, you can win 54% of games against retards or 54% of games against really good players
>>144012275
>implying winston didn't make a small wrist version of
Why does the spawn point healing area not extend to the gate that lets you out into the battle? It's so fucking stupid and promotes the enemy team spawncamping you as long as possible. This game is already so heavily favored into the defense position they don't need the boost.
>>144011918
Ok as a fellow art graduate, holy fucking shit you are dumb.
go back to your drawing 101 professor and set up a personal study. Then go to every open drawing session available. Jesus fucking christ, I am so fucking embarrassed for you.
>>144010896
what do healsluts do when they're matched with another healslut?
>People consistently bitch about Mei/McREEEE/Bastion
>Nobody gives two fucks about an actual problem (apart from McCree,) the tireman of many plays of the game.
![[Internal screaming].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GomHs9b.gif "[Internal screaming].gif")
>>144012250
>Hanamura
>Attack
>tanks get butthurt over McCree killing them
>waaah because I pick tank I should be able to 1V1 everybody! As Reinhardt I should get to run forward and hold down M1 and all of my enemies should go away! As Zarya nobody should be a threat to me up close! As Roadhog I should never have to die, I should be able to throw missed hooks and then get behind cover and heal! As D.Va I shouldn't be punished for being a liability to my team!
>>144012432
Because you should be spamming bullets and explosives down corridors, through doorways and on the point. There is literally no reason not to.
>2 friends of mine who play CSGO constantly shittalk OW
>say it takes no skill etc
>they finally buy it
>play with them
>mfw they are baddies who can't hit anything
>>144012356
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Holy shit you're even worse
>>144012281
>tfw playing Reinhardt on Route 66 defense
>they have a Zarya, Genji, Mercy, Lucio, Tracer, and McCree, so they're squishy as fuck
>keep charging into them and kill a couple every time
>my teammates finish off the rest
>we win the game and the enemies don't even get to the first checkpoint
>I had 30 eliminations
>>144012415
im intrigued..
>>144011329
About medium range for Hanzo I'd say, long range the arrows have too long travel time to be effective
I've found ulting at close range with Hanzo works well, scored 5 kills in one ult earlier today
>>144012432
>mains
I want Mei to sit on my face and fart
>>144012580
"muh skill" faggots are the worst
>>144012432
>honestly thinks he's better than the best player in the world
>doesn't know how to spam chokepoints or take risky shots
>I- I-ll just wait until they're right next to me and I know I can hit them 100%
Keep not firing at people, that's a good way to hit them.
>>144012496
I HAVE THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEM
seriously though is there a fix coming for this bullshit?
>>144011498
I understand how to play her, and I think it's a fun playstyle, but there's so much about her that is just counter-intuitive to that.
She would literally work better if she just lost her entire mech and got some rocket boots instead.
>>144012363
This too, if she lost the massive headshot target then her bulk would at least serve it's purpose. I've had a half dozen D.Va's try to chase me down as Mercy and I can take them down from full just by backstrafing and firing at their front side.And then I get slaughtered once they exit the mech, but hopefully by then I've found a guardian angel target.
>>144012570
>there is literally no reason to actually even try to hit your target, just spam bullets
These are the people
>>144012652
t. widow/mcree picker
What I don't get is why all the female heroes have time to do their makeup, they are in a fucking all out war situation and they put on eyeliner and lipgloss?
>>144012580
That's because CS is extremely slow paced and requires little to no mouse movement. If they were Quake or TF2 players and sucked shit at Overwatch, then you can bitch them out.
>>144012467
>Always having to go reaper to solve the double winston meme
This is my curse.
>>144012580
>tfw can't aim for shit on thePS4
>Spam Swedish manlet of turrets
>Get Multikills left and right
oh look another game where my DEFENDING TEAM RUSHES THE FUCKING ATTACKERS SO I CAN 1V6 THEM ON THE POINT WOHOOO THANKS MATCHMAKING YOU TRULY ARE SKILL BASED
>it's a hanamura/temple of anubis/koth episode
>TFW finally saved up enough for best Phara skin
>>144012332
Learn how to use a mute button lolbab
im the worst hanzo ever
how do i good hanzo
>>144012673
>I posted the best player in the world's stats teehee
> I'll keep firing and missing, that's a sure alternative!
>>144012765
>all out war
they are?
dva pickers are the worst
Friendly reminder to save your credits for cosmetics you actually want and legendaries first, not into whites and blues for "more coin drops".
>>144009235
Like I said, it only looks like it's worth it dumping all your early credits on 25C whites and 75C rares when you can't do math.
All those extra duplicates you forced are 75C rares and 25C whites you *DIDN'T* need to spend credits on and could've spent on an epic or legendary.
Every time you get 50C from a blue coin, it means you spent 75C on something that you were going to get anyway.
Let's say you bought a Rare and opened two loot boxes later. Let's say for the sake of argument they both rolled the duplicate Rare you bought.
- You spent 75C on the Rare
- You opened 2 x 50C in coins.
That's a net difference of +25C
Now if you didn't buy the Rare:
- You spent 0C on the Rare
- You opened 1 x 50C in coins.
That's a net difference of +50C.
And that's assuming you roll two duplicates in two loot boxes for one Rare.
There are 7 rares per hero (not including player icons) * 21 heroes = 147 Rare cosmetics, and at 75C each, you just spent 11,025 credits on Rares just to make 25C less profit from two loot box duplicates each. aka. 7 * 21 * 25C = 3,675C you didn't need to spend. That's 3-4 legendaries or 15 epics.
That's a lot of fucking loot boxes.
There are also 36 non-achievement Commons per hero, so that's 36 * 21 = 756 Commons + 27 All Heroes sprays you're buying (783 Commons total) to spend 19,575C total. I don't know how much a white coin is in currency yet but I'm sure you are going to make just as much loss from two duplicate rolls each. That's a fucking 20 legendaries, or almost 80 Epics. That's almost a quarter of all available Legendaries, or almost half the existing Epics. What a fucking waste of loot boxes.
You only waste money with your "buy all cheap shit first" scheme.
lrn2math
>>144012820
I had a match yesterday where my defending team lost the cap point in Hollywood because they were all off fucking around the spawn point while the enemy team just walked around them.
>>144012820
You're there for a reason
>>144012870
Wish this shit would drop already.
>>144012812
>tfw you play Torbjorn and give the enemies a mouthful of your big swedish meatballs
>>144012718
>charge a widowmaker or hanzo as D.Va
>they kill your mech form with their SMG or retarded arrow spam
>proceed to beat them down with zero suit D.Va pistol
Everytime.
![zarya[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8XsEro3.jpg "zarya[1].jpg")
Am I insane or would her kit be more suited for a support?
>>144012867
>anubis
>on attack
>>144012275
>Tracer never takes her jacket off
>ever
>her hair looks like that because it's greasy
>her shirt has stained yellow armpits
>you can smell her from twenty feet away, and being next to her when she unzips her jacket is enough to make you gag
>her pussy is rife with smegma and reeks
>her butthole is hairy and full of toilet paper clumps
>her panties and even her yellow tights have track marks
FORCED 50
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Is there any Mercy skin without pantyhose? I hate it
>>144012905
They are in some kind of purgatory at least, forced to fight, die and be revived every time.
This is becoming a habit. Why do i get matched against these huge ass niggers
>>144012905
Makeup makes girls feel ready and confident.
>>144012886
Always draw bow to full, never stop shooting. Keep on shooting shift arrows.
>>144012969
She definitely feels like more of a support hero but when you get high energy she feels very tanky for the damage she can dish out.
>>144012984
What's this forced meme about now?
>>144012969
How so? What would you change?
>>144012351
I'm not really proud of my stats but here you go.
>tfw usually stuck playing tank
>>144012432
stop posting
>>144012897
>still trying to say accuracy matters in Overwatch
>I want to use my Hanzo sonic arrow to see if anyone is around this chokepoint
>but there's nobody there to shoot :(
>if I just shoot at the wall my accuracy will go down Dx
You're embarrassing yourself.
How do I convert mp4 to weebms
>>144011616
what sens / dpi and zoom sens are you using ? plz tell me master
>Tfw mostly play offense but usually switch to winston, torb and lucio when i need to
>Check masteroverwatch
>im in top 600 winston and 700 torb and only top 3000 for my offense
Feels kinda bad man
>>144012948
I just got lucky with good credit drops, the only legendary that's actually dropped for me is the punk tracer skin which is meh
>>144012732
What the fuck are you talking about? You shoot people when you see them, you spam down corridors when you don't.
And if you're going to withhold a shot just because they're far away and you might miss and fuck up your hit %, you should probably just uninstall the game.
>>144012412
>join game, 2min left to take A
>can't leave or the big blizzard boogie man will come for you
stop putting people into ongoing games
>>144010896
nice, could be better if the few censored images in it were switched to the uncensored versions. just feels weird to have some censored and some uncensored.
HOL UP... Widowmaker has a bomb of somekind?
is this Junkrat propaganda?
>>144012949
>Ulting when all the enemies are near the point you are defending
>"Flanking" with Torbjorn and ulting
>>144012969
She's a great addition to any team because she fills 3 roles decently
>strong attacker
>decent support
>strong tank
She can't be the teams only support since attrition would eventually kill your members, but I can usually shield about 3-4k damage each game with her while racking up 20ish kills.
>>144013087
Stop missing
>>144013102
>I can cherry pick hanzo arrows, I win
>>144012543
In order to do that pose, you need to pull your elbows together in front of your head, constrict your shoulders, then throw your hands behind your head
There would still be the Y cleavage up top, but it'd separate much quicker on the bottom. If the girl has large tits, then the cleavage line in that drawing is just a delineation of shadows that would be there
If you want to talk about anatomy being inaccurate, talk about Widow having a broken spine and breasts that start at her shoulders.
>>144013129
>teammate leaves midgame
>someone fills his spot and helps us win
Yeah Blizzard, stop this shit what the fuck.
>>144013061
The game will force you to queue into losing games to keep your w/l at close to 50%
>Hit once by a Widow
>You're already dead because on her screen she's already spammed the second shot into your hide
>every loot box except the first one has been blue trash
god damnit fgdsfgds if I see another spray I'm gonna choke a bitch
>>144013061
Forced 50% win rate percentage
>>144013196
I mean her being classified as a tank, she feels more like a tanky support. Also can we give her a good skin or at least give her a not-tumblr hair color?
>>144012916
>Friendly reminder to save your credits for cosmetics you actually want and legendaries first, not into whites and blues for "more coin drops".
There's no way people are this retarded.
I want to have sex with mercy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>144013282
I think his point is people are more likely to leave when they're about to lose, and some poor schmuck gets put in their place to take the loss
>>144013226
>still
>trying
>to
>prove
>he's
>better
>than
>the
>best
>player
>in
>the
>world
>by
>not
>shooting
>at
>his
>enemies
>Defending Hollywood
>Pick Symmetra and run out during setup before anyone on my team has picked so I can get my sentries up
>After awhile everyone finally makes it to the point
>They start crying about no one playing healer during the final countdown
>As I type up my blog I realize i forgot to set them to avoid
Fuck
