NASA costs edition
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>Marathons
Midwest Speedfest:
- June 3rd - June 5th
- Minneapolis, MN
- speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
SGDQ:
- July 3rd - 10th
- Minneapolis, MN
- gamesdonequick.com
-ESA:
- July 23rd - 31st
- Växjö, Sweden
- speedrun.com/esa2016
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
>News:
NASA VODs will be uploaded to Youtube soon, they're in way better quality than the shit that was streamed.
Midwest Speedfest Schedule is up, isn't actually cancelled: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vXcEk_K5FZBRA45uJpKNYeCqcI-498qAZ8tz6MQFuf8/edit#gid=511912369
SGDQ Schedule is up: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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This post is literally above it all.
>1 post early
elin
simplee elin
>>143833668
niceme.me
>0 posts late
not bad
>>143833918
I want tokissthis elin
Cronikeys runs this shit.
>>143833668
Fuck, how much did Neag pay out-of-pocket for NASA? Attendance fees were $25 per person and there couldn't have been more than 100 people there.
ᵀᴴᴱᶠᴱᴬᴿ
quit posting that faker meme version ya faggot
>>143834179
I created the meme faggot
>>143834121
is there a NASA group photo?
>>143834413
the whole event in of itself was a serg group
>>143834582
that didn't really answer the question
>>143834413
we forgot
>>143835573
("We" being those present at the event)
>Bertin streams literal meme games like memeio maker and h1z1
>Werster is no longer the autist he used to be
>Trihex is the biggest sellout
>SJ only plays meme souls with the occasional other game sprinkled here and there
>DSS became a responsible adult, quit speedrunning, and got a job
>literally everybody else associated with the MHC is irrelevant or dead
Where were you when the MHC was oficially stopped?
>>143836375
>DSS became a responsible adult, quit speedrunning, and got a job
wh-what? When did this happen?
>>143836375
>Trihex is the biggest sellout
Actually, he's the top Mario Maker streamer. B)
bertin/sj/dss stream now
>>143836375
>>143836590
dss still speedruns, he was just doing 06 the other day
>>143836375
bertin streamed mario maker 1 time out of 2-3 months and was running Beyond Oasis until he got his WR back.
more like hurtin
*fakes a friendly, outgoing persona for dweeb donations*
>>143837912
man the tumblr nose ruins this avatar desu whyd he choose it
>>143837737
>>143837912
>>143837984
Someone please tell me the starts to talk to girls.
>>143838461
what's your pb?
>>143838461
ease into it by talking to our croni
>>143838461
don't listen to >>143838653
unless you want fags that act like girls
>>143838747
taylortot mad as fuck
>>143838853
>thinking you know who's behind posts
>>143838971
fuck off yaru this is different
>>143839069
>STILL thinking you know who's behind posts
>>143839167
yaru this is getting embarrassing...
So has there been a single post in this thread about Saints Row yet
we should all learn saint's row speedruns
>>143839236
you're only embrassing yourself by keeping this up
>>143839356
nah we should all ERP instead
>>143838535
I haven't talked to a girl yet, so I don't have a pb....
>>143839382
just stop yaru this is getting out of hands
>>143839465
>hands
if you are going to keep this up you could at least speak properly
>>143839649
yarumasi confirmes it
imagine being so delusional that you keep going on about a handicapped bird boogeyman
>>143839953
>handicapped
>>143840145
you are probably mixing up this with the shitty bird meme
unless you are in the thought that yaru is faking it like slayer
someone stream speedruns
>>143840317
>slayer
>handicapped
people really don't believe this, do they?
Has another speedrunning celebrity ever fallen this far?
>>143842212
Shes live right now!!
>>143837912
That's not true at all. Witwix worked incredibly hard to achieve his success, and it is completely earned. Show him some fucking respect, kid.
>>143842447
Multiple people have donated Witwix over $700 tonight. And he gets a constant string of $5-10 donations from retards ontop of that.
Should I start a twitch stream, viewbot it for a year until actual retards start showing up, and then rake in the money too? Seems easy enough.
>>143842868
yes so you can stop complaining about him all the time already
>>143842868
you are nowhere near as based as our boi weewee. you wouldn't make a single dollar
>>143838059
underrated post
>>143833939
dang i made this pic
i can't believe this has been on someone's harddrive for 3 years
>>143838461
make funny penis jokes
>>143833668
>dropping $5k of your own money on a meme meet up
>>143842212
>mfw sig got so addicted to runescape that he grew his hair out like a hippy and got carpal tunnel and quit speedrunning and now lives a life of irrelevance and nobody, not even his mother, loves him because hes a failure
>>143842595
>earned it
>uses a viewbot
my sides
>>143849974
thanks for the late response!
ah it's that time of the month again where sig pretends he's getting back into sm64 so people will donate his living costs for the next month
mentalxillness
cheese is on the run boys
>>143852127
>>143852039
>being so pure you've never even had a wet dream
fucks sake, who did this?
>>>/v/339345546
>>143853187
this guy >>143853187
Who is your favourite speedrunner and why is it Narcissawright?
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/574c10d8da0e9-faces-of-cultural-marxism.php
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-_gl-fjN0A
>/srg/
>82 posts in 7 hours
>/v/ SGDQ thread
>377 posts in 4 hours
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see ya, losers.
>>143857126
Come back when you achieve the same posting speed on /v/ throughout a year.
>>143857665
soooo cute!!
Is Duke still paying Bill to get Bene pregnant? Is Bill still shooting blanks?
opinion on twitch non-partners setting up a patreon?
>>143859396
>patreon
Anyone who does this is cancer.
>>143859497
he doesn't have one doe
>>143859678
*bird laughs even harder*
>Cosmo listening to Lady Gaga on stream
>>143859729
*boils water and melts butter*
i've had it with the crab
>>143859827
>Cosmo
who?
>>143859827
>watching cosmo
I love video games in general and have enjoyed games from most genres throughout my life. Recently, however, I've been unable to properly enjoy most things I play for various reasons. I tend to like games of "skill" where I'm required to both use the dexterity of my hands and out-think opponents or solve puzzles. Super Smash Brothers: Melee has been satisfying my itch in this for some time, but I have also enjoyed speedrunning from time to time. While speedrunning most popular games (SM64, Metroid, Zelda games, etc.) does require the dexterity of the hands, I've basically convinced myself that this isn't real "skill," but simple muscle memorization. Is this true?
>>143861814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs
Dead Man Dan
>>143861814
does that mean perfecting a golf swing or shooting a basketball effectively isn't skill?
>>143863361
It means he's a pathetic BTFO fag who can't admit defeat.
The Fear
>>143863560
>>143863961
>different time in the video
wew
>>143841198
i listen 2 this song when speedrunning xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HmzwI67ec
May is almost over
Did you donate to SRL yet?
>>143863560
imagine the pronoun on the right pegging the pronoun on the left right underneath those gay little zelda posters, unf
>>143865069
srl still exists?
>>143863961
imagine caring so deeply about the anime you pirated that you shat on complete strangers for even mentioning VLC while having a loli avatar
>>143865069
The last few times i've been on SRL, i couldn't find a single stream i wanted to watch. I'm not even that picky to be honest
>>143858893
yeah it's not going so well but bene's being a trooper throughout the whole ordeal
I'll keep you updated
has speedrunning's popularity fallen off? or am I just paying less attention to it?
at least in terms of regular streamers, GDQs seem to be strong as ever
>>143866929
fucking degenerate feminine beta little bitch boy
Should I go to ESA this year or not? I submitted a run but I dunno these marathons are so played out at this point and I don't really know anyone going so I'd just be alone watching runs I don't care about.
>>143869406
There are more speedrunners, but fewer speedrun viewers. That's a good thing. The stream monsters are finally dwindling.
>>143870164
what run
>>143870316
medievil
>>143870164
Yeah dude come and hang out
>>143870164
No, massive waste of money
>>143871113
I did that last time and it was mostly just pottering around not doing anything or playing shitty games like beezee
>>143871375
Good times right?
>>143869437
>>143871465
Mental illness
>>143871465
>Being male
>using :c
pick one
>>143871465
"afford it"
I thought his dumbass was banned
>>143871465
he was so close to realizing he should just drop all of his chibi accounts and start a new identity
>>143872419
fag
>>143871702
Do you really think that things like "I'm banned" matter to someone like Chibi? He would show up, throw a tantrum about how he came all the way there when they told him he was banned, and expect to get in anyway.
>>143833668
Anyone else get their speedgame into Scrubathon?
>>143873489
Where can I submit?
Anyone else get their The Fear?
You haven't PB'd for a while, anon. What's going on? Everything ok?
>>143873704
Submissions have been done for a week or so.
>>143873739the fear
>>143874392
I thought i would start speedrunning after this semester ended, but some new games came out and it's been so long that I've probably forgotten the first half of the route that I had learned... :(
>>143874594
you can mix it up with runs and casual play at the same time. i've done that.
mind if i ask what game?
>>143875735
squid said im not allowed to do that though
>>143876601
this is squid. if i said that i was wrong, so you may share with the others.
Does anybody remember what the name of this guy is? I'm having trouble
>>143877031
wingler
>>143877031
wurstman
>>143877031
wibbler
>>143877031
warptal
>>143877031
winston
>>143877031
western bacon cheeseburger
>>143877324
dude sick namedrop
>>143877031
wonga
>>143877459
namedropping him is the only way we have of remembering him
gone too soon
>>143877031
wedievil
>>143877031
Worcestershire
>>143877031
wrestlemania
>>143877031
wombo combo
>>143875735
turok
>>143876601
is NOT me
>>143877031
mike89
>exarion fr round2 runs
>>143878367
>more of these
jesus christ
>>143885505
>>143885505
this run was a trainwreck but probably the most fun gdq run to date imo
YOU CANT STOP
they have been stopped, by themselves, for a while now
>>143887429
THE
>>143887618
FEAR
pykn why are you still streaming overwatch it's obviously killing you
save yourself, tracer isn't even good
twitch
.tv/sjorec
world record ttyd happening right now
>>143888772
thanks cheebs
*doesn't bring a change of underwear to SGDQ*
medi medi
pie what are you doing
stop, for the love of god, please stop
>>143889396
>pie thinks he can actually do double jump and palace skip
lol?
>>143888216
>tracer isn't even good
lmao how many LANs have you won kid
>>143888772
this is cool i wish he could fix the fan in his room
>>143889703
>playing a hero that gets hardcountered by mcree
>>143889584
Pie noticed that Almo easily doubled his view count just by including the words "palace skip" in his stream title. Pie won't seriously attempt anything, but now that he's seen the "hype" surrounding this new trick, he won't hesitate to cash in on it while it lasts.
Don't post about so-and-so, they don't speedrun!
*posts about pie*
>>143890384
You've got it, buddy!
>>143890417
>>143890610
Lol?
![Sjorec - Twitch.TS_snapshot_00.02_[2016.05.30_14.57.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/pIdmUvz.png "Sjorec - Twitch.TS_snapshot_00.02_[2016.05.30_14.57.38].png")
>>143888772
I wonder if a certain someone is mad on the internet right now
>>143890610
relative times<
pie is not our boi.
>>143890925
>>143891046
washed up
welp, in the trash you go
does that mean TTYD WR is pretty much free since palace skip was discovered?
If so, get it while it's hot and leave an epic comment on the leaderboards, /srg/eant
>>143893210
>learning an extremely technical run with precise glitches just for the sake of a funny leaderboard comment
simply epic
>>143893329
i'm sorry, i didn't know you had something better to do.lol
>>143866929
is he not aware that he doesn't have any friends?
>>143893590
>what is autism
>use sad emote in chat
>streamer asks if I'm alright
>>143894287
well.. are you?
>>143894548
no
Is it possible to set up Twitch alerts or something to pop up as soon as a new viewer enters the chat? I'm looking to sell out hard, and the follower notifications just aren't enough.
>>143894916
there is, it's a bot feature that calls out people that enter the chat. as a viewer, it's annoying as fuck especially if i'm just there to lurk, so it will more likely work against you in gaining followers.
>>143894916
>not respecting the lurk
>>143894287
I want to die
>>143895308
Most normalfag viewers love being called out. Us autistics are a dying breed on twitch anon.
>"yeah this is good for a promo"
what a time to be alive
mad?
>>143887921
his name is licensetocute
>>143895989
looks like he's going for that fat kramer look
>>143895989
>other people have pictures of themselves
>zfg has zelda with a dog face
based as h*ck
>>143896471
they don't wanna horrify people with his grease
>>143895990
gay
>>143896471
>
granted they probably don't want to show a smoking child
>>143896471
>>143897015
what picture to they have for cfb
>>143897156
zfg is live boys
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>143898978
word
What's the latest Narcissa hijinx guys?
>>143898978
update this for once
>>143899381
>>143898978
fw didn't make the list
>>143899783
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>faschz
>yashi
>daily
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>headcrab (ironic faggotry is still faggotry)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>doublearmory
Stop giving the following attention:
>cronikeys (politics is NOT speedrunning)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
BASED FUCKING MUMBLE CREW!!!!
>>143901414
who?
when u just can't anymore and ur out of soylent
>>143901246
Yeah, definitely dropping a "word" on this one. I love the Mumble Crew.
>>143901878
when the fear kicks in
http://pastebin.com/e7yqsxm9
damn Cronikeys how could you...
friendly reminder to filter "the fear" and "soylent" and "narci"/"narcissa" because none of the posts containing ANY of these are funny or worth reading
http://pastebin.com/bkhPCQG6¨
holy shit siglemic... you need to ease off the throttle... god damn...
>>143901878ᵗhέ ғ€
>>143902372
hey narci
>>143902372
How well does it pay to be on the Narcissa Defense Force?
>>143902551
>>143902593
>not recognizing filter posts to be y_
newfags
>>143902648
I literally made the first /srg/ thread
>>143902305
nkr...
http://pastebin.com/8f39LvNY
what the fuck yashichidsf... this is some serious work you put in... i'm impressed...
>>143902797
holy smokes...
>>143902392
>no longer available
>>143903113
oops there is a speck of dirt in the link for some reason
http://pastebin.com/bkhPCQG6
here you go speedpallie
>>143902797
Wow, never knew how dedicated YashichiDSF was to the craft. This changes my entire opinion about him. I love YashichiDSF now.
>>143902702
>claims to be y_ when he has that filtered
no need to lie kiddo
keep nuthugging
>>143903329
I (YASHICHIDSF) had to clear my filter list because it would actually cause my browser to freeze up when loading the thread
>>143902797
wew
YASHICHI DSF (short for "Dedicated Speed Friend") IS FUCKING BASED ! I LOVE HIM !
>>143903465
you tried
>>143903615
He's a balding chavlet snakelet monkeybaby cuck
tfw you'll never be as retarded as trihex
>>143903776
yeah thank god im not a bernie bro
>>143903743
>balding
Not at all, boy!
>chavlet
>snakelet
>monkeybaby
Haha, dude what?
>cuck
Quite the opposite, in fact! He fucks wives!
Yashichi is based as fuck, and that's all there is to it!
>>143903264
finally someone calls sig out on all his bull honkey
>>143903776
I can't even imagine how fucking hot that room gets in the Summer.
>>143902305
lol
Is Yashiposting the hot new meme?
>>143904183
It's no meme! Yashichi is based as fuck, and that's all there is to it!
>>143904183
>new
It sure would be a shame if all these positive posts about our boi Yashichi were nothing more than an underhanded attempt to agitate the good folk of Speedrunning General against him. Hopefully these posters only recognize how wonderful of a man Yashichi is.
>>143904524
