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>Last Thread
>>143814001
I want meme edition to stop
>>143823451
>it's a double widow episode
https://youtu.be/RJzMdm80h6c
ITS
>Overwatch has 70k viewers while having no stream advertisements in-game
>Team Fortress 2 has 230 viewers while having huge stream advertisements in-game
lmfao, just lmfao
Asking again
Best non-legendary Winston skin?
Dadliest catch
>Genji and Junkrat.jpg
How do you think the playrates are going to change when Mcree gets nerfed? I feel like we'll see more characters like Mei and Reaper since they're basically not allowed to exist in a game with a proactive Mcree
Protect your healers!
So according to this game's lore everyone, except maybe junkrat and roadhog, are complete fucking washup has beens.
So this game is the celebrity all-star baseball of video games.
Post best settings for competitive play.
i only play Mercy Winston Lucio and Reinhardt
can you headshot bastion while he's in tank mode?
X post for remove mcree
>get above 50% winrate
>next game has 2 people that just stand and wave at the enemy team
>>143823628
low
>>143823602
healers can protect themselves unless they suck and has no clue how to position themselves
>>143823636
those are fine characters
I dont understand matchmaking
>enemy team 35+
>my team 25ish and a lvl 2 bastion.
>>143823558
TF2 is a shit game, pretty understandable
>>143823662
Mercy has a shit gun and no escape without somebody else nearby. Zen has damage, but is made of paper mache
>>143823662
They can, but it's better if you do it for them!
time to feed
I AM ON FIRE.
BUT AN EXTINGUISHER IS NOT NECESSARY.
>team has a D.Va
>she says hello
>immediately thinking of arrested development
every fucking time
>>143823727
>Mercy has a shit gun
This fucking retard.
>>143823647
just get behind him, his cannon fired out of his ass
>>143823727
>>143823740
GIT
GUD
Traveling toHanamura
>>143823564
The american health care hasn't changed in the future i see
>>143823647
Off-topic, but it genuinely hurts to look at porn or even attractive women
Yes, I'm a robot
>>143823702
>lvl 2 bastion
not like you can fuck up bastioning
>>143823558
tf2 sucks
>>143823647
his crit spot is the glowing blue thing on his back in sentry mode
>>143823795
Traveling toVolskaya Industries
>>143823702
FORCED
50
>>143823719
Look what /tf2g/ has to say about it.
>>143823304
total beginner here, what do the numbers by lucio's stance actualy mean?
like sometimes its five othertimes its at 1 or 2.
is the number of people affected?
whats your favorite map?
mine is the greek one illios or whatever its called
>>143823795
>traveling to Dorado
>>143823926
>is the number of people affected?
pretty sure it is, yes
>>143823564
>Isn't there some...OTHER way we can handle this?
>I accept credit cards.
HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>143823795
I'm happy as long as I'm not defending, I hate defending on all maps, I wish I could always queue to get attack
>>143823926
Yeah, its how many people you are buffing/healing.
>TFW you play Zarya and now find her equally fun to Roadhog
This is great!
>get play of the game as zenyatta
>teammates actually kill my discord orbed enemies
TYBG
Nth for the foxiest of dads
Pharah needs more health
>>143823882
>Prepare to attack
>>143823778
>two seconds of perfect aim to kill anybody that isn't also made of paper
cool
>>143823889
Pedo
>>143823901
TF2 is an unbalanced hat simulator filled with autistic fandom children. Also, it never gets updated anymore.
>on hollywood, attacking
>team mate playing as junkrat
>"I have a feeling this movie is gonna...bomb!"
its been a long time since a game made me genuinely belly laugh
>bastion x2
>turret dwarf x2
>McCree
i love it when groups spoil me
>>143823959
>>143823998
thanks, the game never was clear on what it was
>>143823889
no
Me and friends just came up with the best game mode.
"Kingsman"
Put simply you have 5 Reinhardts and 1 Soildier. It's the Reinhardts job to keep the soldier alive as the either push or defend.
If both teams do this set-up it's "Kingsman vs Secret Service"This shit is one of the funnest things to do if you want to shit around.
>>143824026
She's fine, but direct hits should do more damage.
>>143823564
literally what does she mean by this
kek
>>143823986
How do you know she does it for money and not because she's a huge slut?
>>143824049
not that poster, but
>being a manchild that watches shit cartoons
>>143824065
Some of the character comments and voice lines really are gold
>Junkrat gets hit by orb of Discord
>"PIECE OF JUNK!"
>>143823795
>traveling totemple of anubis
>>143824042
>Blitzkrieg A
>can't get past the chokepoint to B
>Beaning Tracers in the head with Zenyatta's orbs
>Always spitting straight wisdom after the fact
I love this dude, I wish I was better with him, and I also wish the enemy team didn't always have a widow
>>143824203
and then he calls loli pedo on 4chan rofl
>go Winston
>enemy Widowmaker ragequits after you solo her 4 times
Does anything feel better than this?
>>143824178
The sex tape is also good for publicity.
>>143823451
Do you think in control point maps, the percentage should stop/slow down whenever an opposing team member is on the map?
>>143823795
TRAVELLING TO NEPAL
>>143824257
leave me alone i just want to practice my aiming
>>143824219
SFW board, friend
>>143824219
>Trying to kill Lucio as tracer
>He outheals my popguns
>>143824219
>that pic
more pls
>>143824271
>not tracer
found the bad
>>143824271
>mfw
Reaper is actually a lot of fun
Getting a team kill with his ult is just so edgy
>>143824219
Pin to walls.
Hook.
Flashbang.
Monkey around.
I can't think of a pun for Zarya.
>>143824161
Is he allergic to punctuation marks or something?
Literally what was the balance team thinking when they had to work with Hanzo and Widowmaker? In what world is Hanzo ever supposed to even compete with her, let alone being better?
She can fire faster, she does more damage per shot, her weapon is hitscan and doesn't need to account for projectile falloff or travel time, she has an easier time at close range, she's more mobile, and her ult is one of the best in the game and doesn't require ridiculous set ups in order to do something.
Even the competitive players feel the same way. Honestly, what is the point?
>>143824257
Yeanot getting raped by widowmaker so hard that you have to lie on 4chan to feel better
>travelling to route 66/hollywood
>>143824217
>team can't capture A
>they just keep rushing straight through and keep getting slaughtered right out of spawn
>they NEVER use the house in the path to the right of spawn
>Now arriving atIlios
>>143824470
Fuck off I love Ilios
>Kings Row attacking
>level 26 widow sits on the perch, getting killed every 15 seconds
>defending team is turtled completely out of sight
>widow kills nothing, we lose with zero caps
I keep waiting to see these """""good""""" widowmakers /vg/ keeps telling me about
>>143824398
>Helden sterben nic-
>DIE DIE DIE
>TEAM KILL
Fuck I hate control point maps, because they require Lucio over any other support. Fuck I hate that. I love the hero but god damn sometimes I wanna play Zen.
anyone group on eu
>>143824343
Sounds like you should git gud and aim for his face closer Anon.
>Teleport
>shooty with guns
>He shoots back
>Wait till he reloads
>Teleport to his face
>Shooty
>Deady
>Zip zop zoopity bop out of there.
>>143824470PUSH OFF
>it's a white white blue white episode
>>143824429
They were thinking they needed to copy TF2 arch-types, and that means having a huntsman.
No, I'm not saying OW is a TF2 clone, I'm just saying I think that was their reasoning.
![8MGrB1u[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mswNxGx.png "8MGrB1u[1].png")
your face when
>Trying to git gud with Cyborg Ninja
>>143824360
I don't play tracer because her voice gives me absolute fucking cancer and playing her is just baby face scout without any risk
>>143823795
Traveling toWatchpoint : Gibraltar
Prepare to attack!
ShadowKiller : Bonjour
NoScopeMastah : Bonjour
impure
>>143824537
lucio here, when i need to reload, i'll kindly put tracer in the ocean
>>143824612
FUCK
>>143824527
You're either a really bad widow or an average hanzo
>>143824576
move BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li9ltgngSb0
was thinking bout what you could do to lower the power of the top heroes, so here are some terrible ideas
lucio's buffs are reduced the more people affected, with tweaks to the base amount
mcree's damage amps up the futher the target is, this one was stolen from a kind anon.
so how terrible are these ideas?
I have more.
>>143824576
>playing Lucio on Ilios Ruins
>same S76 keeps rushing in on near the cliff
>push him off every time
Is there a certain place I should go to find damage numbers on abilities?
>>143824039
>>143823901
cool but tf2 is 9 years old and the chance for valve to give it a competitive leap has long past
>>143824612
YOU GOT MY FUCKING SKIN!
>Ult and kill entire enemy team during overtime allowing us to win straight out
>POTG is McRee high memeing three people
>>143824709
ow wiki
>>143824637
this is cute and i like how it triggers mercyfags
>>143824219
Why is the left ones nipple somehow grasping the right ones nipple
Are there any good figures that aren't hte stupid huge head ones
>>143824646
Lucio Tracer has 3 ways of getting out of the ocean, that's assuming you're near an ocean. The only thing you're going to make wet are her lady parts because she's a gigantic limey slut.
>tfw no friends with overwatch to have dumb shenanigans with
>make support role with the least diverse and least interesting choices
Is there literally any excuse for this?
>>143824612
this isn't ugly legendaries general anon
>>143824631
Step into my parlor
>>143824612
would be annoyed since those legendaries are bad
Looking for some people to play with. Add and invites
Rynandtes#1733
>>143824763
>tfw I have a full stack to play with, always in a group of at least 3
>>143824763
Ps4?
>>143824596
Perhaps they didn't think about how to make them such that there was at least some reason (even situational) to pick one over the other, instead of one just being flat out superior, no contest?
I swear people that play pubs seriously need to get better.
>>143824689
What's wrong with his face
>>143824713
They're adding competitive match making and there was some rumors about another big update coming along with it.
Makes a bit of sense, Valve didn't have to do anything but now they have something at least resembling competition.
also is there any reason not to just immediately ult as Widow when you get it
>>143824856
Fuck you monkeyman
>enemy is getting their ass kicked
>no where enar payload
>OVER TIME
>they all rush like autists to a live barney performance
>they win because they focus the only person getting kills (me)
REMOVE OVERTIME NO FUCKING OVERTIME EVER
>>143824763
I know how this feels.
>>143823749
THE PAYLOAD AND I MOVE AS ONE
>>143824907
when you've just been shot in the face and need to get back into position to snipe better.
>>143824937
>being this shitty
git gud
>tfw I can't have fun unless I'm playing Lucio
>>143823749
BACK IN MY DAY WE'D HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY
>>143824960
JOIN ME IN GLORY
>>143823749
IT SEEMS LIKE THE MASTER STILL HAS A FEW TRICKSZennyatta has the smuggest bantz
Is there any better feel?
>>143824732
Is melee normalized for non Rienheadt characters? Excluding Genji ult.
>>143824907
If you just wiped them all then you should wait around 10 seconds or so so you don't just watch them spawn and run towards you. Other than that probably not.
Why are q times so high?
I went from instant q's to q's that are consistently +2 minutes.
>>143825091
>playing with a controller against people using MKB
Anon why
>Defending
>Enemy team has Hanzos with aimbots
lmao no
Is there any map you guys actually like in this game? For me, no matter what it is I never feel like I actually look forward to playing on that map.
On the other hand, if I have to play koth or attack on Hanamura/Volskaya, I just feel disgusted.
>>143825091
grab one of those bottles down there and chug it for a much better feel that I can only dream of
>>143825091
Drink whatever that is on the floor
>>143825091
leg hair/10
>>143825091
>controller
>ps4 controller at that
>>143825147
Soldier 76 on a controller is easy as fuck
same goes for McCree
>>143825125
ult charges with damage dealt senpai
>>143825173
Ilios
>>143824429
You're completely ignoring the rest of Hanzo's kit
his sonic arrows is a mini widow ultimate, his scatter thing can kill people hiding behind corners, and his ult is a huge area denial tool.
But yeah the problem is Widow being widely superior as long as you can aim, not Hanzo being total shit. I agree on the Hanzo part not having an escape while widow can fly away and deal good damage in close range, this fucks Hanzo a lot depending on map.
Problem is Hanzo already is scary in some situations, if they buff him he could probably eliminate whole teams by himself just like Widow right now, so I'm hoping they sort of even the two out rather than just make the game unfun for all the non snipers or counter snipers.
>>143825091
Clip your nails you disgusting human being
do you get penalized for exiting before the PoTG?
I already lost and I don't want to watch the bullshit.
>Autistic characters played by autistic people
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>143823749
I'M NOT PAYING YOU FOR YOUR ACTING ABILITY
>>143823560
Formulate your own opinion for once one is pretty cool
>>143825091
not having dried up shit sticking to your butt because you wiped 3 hours after you shat is a pretty nice feel
>>143825125
it's called a fucking queue, q denotes an ult, ults have charge time
Welp game is unplayable till a balance patch drops. See ya in a month or two
>overtime
>IT HIGH MOLTEN HELDEN I'VE GOT RYUU GA FIRE HAMMER IN MY NERF THIS IN THE HOLE
>defeat
I on't fucking understand hanzo scatter shot
It either one shots me with full health or is ocmpletely useless when a hanzo uses it in a corridor I'm in
>>143825017
>tfw I can't have fun unless I'm playing Winston
Leaping around all over the place and literally going apeshit is great
>>143825173
I'd probably learn to like maps and stuff if I could actually choose what I play on. Honestly right now I don't even remember the names of most of the maps.
>>143823880
Real helpful when he asked about when Bastion is in Tank mode you Sperglord.
Anyone on here play frequently that would just like to dunk shitters with other 4channers?
Can we start up a Meme Team?
Can we build a 4chan group for competitive play that shits all over the current McCree meta?
>>143824852
play of the game posts?
>>143824470
Welp time to pick Lucio
>>143825398
oh fuck didn't even notice shit shit shit my bad
>tfw you meme on the enemy bastion so hard as roadhog they switch to roadhog too
>tfw you continue to meme on them
>XxPussy_DestroyerxX has left the game
>get a quad kill at the end of the payload with 76 visor
>potg
>the winston that was standing around there holding down his gun
>shows me getting a majority of the points of the eliminations and me getting the eliminations in the kill recap
haha wut
>>143825306
>He doesn't wipe in-between each time you poop it out
????
>>143825226
They're both even easier on mkb.
>>143825421
I"m willing, what are you looking for
>>143825421
How do i play with people that arent in their own groups yet?
does kicked due to inactivity count as a quit?
Why would you pick any attacker other than McCree when he hard counters all of them except Pharah who gets hard countered by widow instead?
>>143824527
>it's a guy who never plays support posts his k/d bullshit again
Just stop.
>>143818436
>all
I see no feet, anon.
>>143824021
MeCree fucking D.Va is a better fit
>>143824852
Are you pc north america?
>McREE right-clicks in your general direction
>>143825575
the fuck are you talking about any hitscan counters pharah
>>143825340
>aim at feet
>oneshot reinhardt
i've been playing hanzo ever since i figured this out
>Press my don't die button
>Die
I will never not be mad at this
How do you even play Bastion against anyone of competence? Feels like more of his health pool should be armor or something.
>>143824021
I want to lick his foxy grandpa abs
>>143824852
sent ;)
>mfw double soldier 76 meta is after the mccree nerf
>TFw no one aims for the enemy mercy
Morons, the lot of them
>>143823615
D. Va and Lucio are still pretty fresh.
And Roadhog's a screw-up too, since he's a middle-aged mutant whose attempt to rebel against the Omnics ended up irradiating Australia.
>>143825669
you don't
Anyone else have display issue? My shit keeps getting tinted yellow and sometimes my screen goes completely black other than the HUD.
>>143825656
that would imply the average mccree player is capable of left clicking. Any retarded mccree can counter the other with no effort.
>>143825575
I can live with one Mcree. Genji and Roadhog at least have a decent shot of taking one on.
But I've had to fight a team with /three/ fucking Mcrees
It's absolutely fucking stupid they didn't enforce one hero per team
>>143825669
By trying to set up in different spots a lot
>>143824026
>>143824109
she needs armor for her ult-actually why the fuck does't; she have armor points she's in a fucking suit? and her ult needs a tighter spread
>>143825668
>Tfw you see the animation for wraith form happen
>Watch the killcam
>You stood there doing nothing
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>143825173
Nope.
I feel like this game will never have a map that everyone has fond memories of like cp_dustpowl or pl_upward.
There is quite a bit of wasted space on these maps if you go around and explore. Hanamura, for example, has this random area in the garden area that just dead ends at a health pack, but it's so far off the beaten path that you'd never use it over the one in that center building.
Community-created maps would do wonders for this game, but know Blizzard it'll NEVER happen.
>>143825751
You accidentally installed the Deus Ex: Human Revolution filter
>>143825751
holy fuck my eyes
>>143825604
>never play support
>second most played hero atm is lucio
nice joke I never let my team not have a support :^)
the spreadsheet in OP is shit and everyone is never on at this time so only thing I can do is ask here and see, I post my stats to encourage someone to play with me.
>>143825751
This shit is balls.
Can I get an amen
>>143825751
That's just the visor from his helmet, like how Deus Ex:HR was tinted gold cause of the golden glasses
Can a Bastion in a corner shielded by Reinhardt and being damage boosted by Mercy beatThe Convicts?
Why don't these retards get on the point when they're right next to it and overtime is running out
Seriously what do you have to lose
>>143825924
This time you got the Doom 3 filter
>>143825173
lijiang tower
I rape as tracer on that map
>>143825934
>shad
How do you say "x wants to push the payload" in chat?
Is there a hotkey?
>lost a match on volskaya industries
>get a gold medal for most kills
>I had 9 kills
>Reaper can Wraith while stunned by Junkrat trap
>Reaper can Wraith and get Zarya shielded, and still get hit and build power for her
>Reaper can pick up medkits and get healed by Mercy/Zenyatta/Black DJ while in Wraith form
>Reaper can 1-2 shot tanks with mouse 1's
>Reaper can nigh-instant kill other characters with 1 shot
God Bless Blizzard you proved you can balance a fucking game worse than you did WoW's pvp.
>>143825738
Irradiating the 'outback' is literally nothing.
>>143826050
F while looking at it
>>143825808
Armor wouldnt help her because it only reduces damage by 5 per hit and her biggest weaknesses and McCrees that can left click and widow which do huge single damage shots. She needs shields so if she is hit by a widow bodyshot and survives she can heal up when she reaches the ground.
it would also let her rocket jump without hurting herself.
>>143826029
>rape as tracer on the easiest map to play tracer on
What a surprise
>>143825934
>Freckles on her tits, ass, and thighs
What the shit?
>>143825091
why did you hide your dick
be a man and share the love papa
>>143825492
>>143825518
Well first we need to determine the most important part: The Team Name.
In typical 4chan manner, we will decide the team name by the timeless tradition that has graced this site for generations.
7 decides the 4chan competitive team name
>>143825934
Nerf widowmaker's ass.
who's the sluttiest hero in this game and what role do they fill thanks
>Standing on platform above enemy payload as NotDemo
>Launch ult
>Clear the platform off with my ult (4k)
>Peek back to make sure I got everyone
>Widow across the map nails me in the face
>Get PotG which featured aforementioned Widow killing me
fuck
>>143825873
the maps will get better
they aren't horrible right now but I have faith in blizz
Minimal amount of overwatch lewds on this thread makes me happy.
>>143826087
Is there a way to set it in options? I have F set to an ability.
>>143826127
thats a pretty long name
>>143826195
check your controls menu
>>143826174
I know what you're doing
>>143826195
it's 'Understood" or "Acknowledge"
>>143826174
>complaining about one of the only redeeming things of this game
step up senpai
>>143826001
WEEEEEEEEEELL
>>143826135
HE AIN'T MY BROTHER
>>143826071
And yet he can't contest the point in wraith form while Mei can do it in her block
just dodge his stun
D.Va is my favorite character to play and I have the most time with her but I feel like I'm really ineffective and I get far fewer kills than when I play as other characters like Bastion or even Zenyatta
Like with those two I get a lot more action and I feel like even if I'm not getting a lot of kills I feel that I'm at least contributing. With D.Va I burn through a lot of mechs with ults and everything and I can occasionally go on big rampages but by and large it just feels like I'm kind of just jetting around not doing much.
Anyone else feel like this? I know getting kills isn't always the way to help but I'm just disappointed because I wish I could be more effective
>6 stack
>win 10 games in a row
>1 person has to leave
>pub replacement is a mei that does nothing the entire game but snipe with m2 and block our spawn/escape routes with ice walls
blizzard is literally sending people to enforce 50% win rates
>>143826135
>>143824691
no one?
>>143825934
>>143825759
>mcree ults from behind a reinhardt shield
>everyone backs up/hunkers down behind the payload
>5 kills
>there was another mcree on a hill behind us ulting at the same time
>>143826135
Propane and propane accessories ehehe
>>143826276
the fuck meant to quote >>143826127
>>143826074
The explosion killed all of his friends and the guilt drove him into a life of madness and crime, so it's still something of a tragedy.
>>143826289
just ward his jungle
>>143826013
Their K/D
>0 melee kills
i'm pretty sure i got atleast one
>>143826271
Thanks m8.
>>143826282
Man I fuckin' hate Mei but Reaper is so goddamned retarded and he'll always be that way along with Widow and Tracer because "Le Poster Character" meme.
They need to add "Help" to voice commands so I can spam it when I'm the only one pushing or capturing. Because the only way you can get the voice command to do that is if you step off the objective and look at the icon then hit Acknowledge command, it's nonsense.
>>143824763
reddit discord, 4chan discord, twitch teamspeaks.
if not on pc just hang yourself
>3 symmetras on hanamura defense
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>143824210
>Hanzo: Where are you hiding your treasure? You certainly do not have it on your person.
>Junkrat: Treasure?!? I-I don't know what you're talking about!
