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>Last Thread
>>143798427
D.Va
First for More like Daddy edition
Mercy
WHAT IS YOUR MAIN
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CHEESE
Holy shit fucking nerf tracer
>in b4 she isn't that good
Tracer is fucking broken if you know what you're doing.
Buff Reinhardt
Anyone play a cool game called Overwatch? I recently started playing it and have been having a BLAST! Anyone with any questions about Overwatch don't hesitate to ask because I'd love to have more people to battle against in the world of Overwatch!!
>Playing Zarya
>Fully charged
>Keep the beam on an enemy
>It does nothing
>Killcam later shows me shooting nowhere near the enemy
>This keeps happening
How does this game even handle lag?
Reinhardt
http://puu.
sh
/p9xwK/770098d79d.webm
>when the enemy team has 2 widowmakers
>Smooth as Silk
>Kill an enemy with a scoped headshot while airborne as Widowmaker in Quick or Competitive play.
Why am I not getting this?
I shoot Pharahs all the fucking time in the air with headshots.
>be on a team with roadhog, rein and mercy
>mercy is literally reviving every 20 seconds
>payload has only moved like 20 meters when we win
>mercy got 12k healing
jesus christ
>>143814001
Would Zarya trust Gunther and/or Agent Navarre?
>>143814185
Roadhog
Mozzarella
Genji should be a female.
>>143814185
>WHAT IS YOUR MAIN
>>143814185
>mains
GENJI
COLBY JACK
so when are they going to fix the game?
>>143814275
What are you fucking gay
>get 4 gold and 1 silver medal, do really well
>lose game
>>143814185
ROADHOG
BLEU
AND I DON'T MEAN NO GOD DAMN BLEU CHEESE DRESSING I EAT THAT SHIT ON CRACKERS
>>143814250
I think the highest I got on mercy was literally 9,999 healing. I was fucking furious.
>They will never buff 76
I'm so fucking done with this game heaven forbid the honest hero be anything other then shit tier right fuck off blizzcucks
>>143814282
>he doesn't have a most played
ToP lAuGh
>hear junkrat on other team getting ready to ult
>move away from people
>team literally stacks and waits for it
>none of them shoot it and they all run in the same direction
>they blame me for them dying
How do we stop the cowboy cancer?
>LEVEL
># OF LEGENDARY SKINS
>THE ONE YOU WISH FOR EVERY LOOT BOX
>>143814275
THE ASS WOULD BE TOO PERFECT
so what's the best source of overwatch porn
most websites are shit and only have like a fraction of the content
>>143812268
>>143812343
Sadly my friends are the F2P/pirate only kind. For a couple of them, every iteration of CS I bought them during sales just to have people I know personally to play with. I've given up on that now though.
>>143812554
Yeah, briefly looking at streams it looks too wild and messy from my limited view. It's why I didn't stick too long to TF2 even though it's not as bad. CS is more tight and controlled and feels "comfortable" to play if that makes sense. Maybe this will be different. It's only a few hours of work so I'll consider it again next payday.
why exactly does it end the game without giving any xp at all if a few people from enemy team leave the game? such a waste of time if they do that near the end of the game
>>143814282
main = most played, dumbass
>>143814185
Reaper
anything in a can
>>143814350
You realize that gold medals aren't only awarded to 1 team right?
VAPE MEITION
>Widowmaker is "OP"
>meanwhile, McCree gets picked over 100% of the time
>>143814185
Zarya this week
Allergic
Am I good? Any tips from better Zaryas?
Anyone want tips for worser Zaryas?
>at this hour eu so dead it the same people all the time
Who's the best character in the game ?
explain this SHIT??
>>143814185
> Main(s)
Mercymmetra
> cheese
Camembert
>>143814454
MEI REPPIN' THE NAISH
>>143814391
34
2
I just want McCree's highlight intros
>>143814185
>Roadhog
>Muenster cheese
>>143814282
>preferring to be shit at everyone instead of getting good at someone
>>143814185
REAPER IF IM NOT FUCKED INTO PLAYING TANK/SUPPORT
SWISS
>>143814391
7.
0.
I want Sharkhog.
>>143814467
I'm surprised out how little Bastion gets picked.
>>143814185
Soldier 76
Pepper jack
>>143814467
>one map
>reinhardt is 100%
>>143814185
Zenyatta
Parmesan
>>143814504
Autism.
Both literally and figuratively.
>>143813064
I suppose so, but what else can you do? Hope that someone randomly shoots you their ID on here?
By the way, if anyone wants someone to play with on the PS4, my ID is "Ardarg"
>>143814504
You have autism just like her.
>>143814438
>not having an equal amount of time played on each character
>>143814504
what the fuck needs to be wrong with your brain to play symmetra so much
you have to be as autistic as she is
HOO BOY MY KIND OF THREAD
>>143814250
Kill her first.
>open legendary skin
>it's mei
>you can't trade skins for coins
https://a.pomf.cat/hlupeg.webm
>>143814391
43
I got 3 from drops
>>143814589
quote me on this bastion is garbage
Just got POTG as Zero Suit D.Va
What the fuck
So, an interesting question for you guys:
I have an old mouse that has a loose left click, where basically if I press my finger on the right spot I always get two clicks, sort of like a mini-turbo button.
What's the best way I can abuse this "feature"?
How the fuck do I make watchable webms under 4mb?
>>143814248
You have to be airborn, use the grapple, junp then aim. Requires some skill, easier with your ult on.
>>143814467
Why is Widowshitter picked over Hanzo anyways?
His ult is really good on those payload maps, no?
Holy fucking shit can this kind of bullshit not invade every facet of the internet?
>>143814679
Teleporter on defence is literally free wins if your team isn't stupid as fuck, dawg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgLVWU1Q1GU
>>143814761
easier burst fire for 76 and bastions normal weapon.
What if Blizzard removed the retarded movement slow while firing as D.va?
>>143814761
There's a hard delay between attacks, as in almost every game since 1990, so, you can't.
>>143814786
Show me on the doll where autism touched you
is that 50% thing a meme or what
Describe how the different Overwatch team members behave at the bar
>Reinhardt gets 3 beers in him and can't speak lower than a raging shout
>Widowmaker has a glass of red wine and sips it all night
>Hanzo tries to get Sake if they're in japan. Regardless, he finishes a single drink and starts crying
>Tracer drinks a vodka and cranberry. Hits on a random person.
>>143814786
Half the roster is probably autistic.
>>143814391
53, haven't bought any boxes
3
Raindancer Pharah, althou
>All 6 of us on the capture point
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
>>143814761
there's no way to abuse it because every gun in the game has a hard cap for fire rate, just like pretty much every fucking FPS game for the last 20 years
>Temple of Anubis B
>Camped with Bastion and Toblerone
>Fucking Mei walls off the doorway anytime anyone remotely pokes out and freezes anyone who gets on the point somehow
>Literally drop D.Va's ult right into the center of the point and anyone who gets killed just respawns and comes back
Fuck this map and fuck Mei in particular. Every hero feels fun and creative and balanced except her. Even McCree could be balanced into something okay.
It's like they looked at the Pyro and thought, "what if we made that, except more annoying and skill-less, and we made it so once he shoots you, you can't move?"
>>143814782
widow has significantly higher rate of fire, range, and body shot damage.
MERCY IS MAI WAIFU
>>143814467
Hollywood is the best map for McCree just due to how segmented it is. You can participate in team fights but still effectively pick out one person at a time.
Hollywood and King's Row are definitely the best maps in the game.
>>143814782
It's pretty situational. If you have like 3 enemys in one of the Western area buildings then it can be good but otherwise it's just area denial like every other map. McCree's ult handles that job better and can be used more often if you cancel.
>Holywood attack
>win
>Holywood defense
>win before they even get to A, quite humiliating
>Now travelling to Numbani
>I am now on the team with the shitter Hanzo, shitter Widow and shitter McREE
And this is when I play Jet Set Radio and simply don't care about what they might be doing.
Lucio should be allowed to grind them rails too.
>>143814782
Because Windowmaker is 100% more useful than fucking Hanzo
>>143814391
>43
>3
>it was thunderbird but i already got it
>>143814856
What if D.Va gets 2 bastion miniguns as primary weapon instead of those rotary shotguns?
>>143814885
Nope.
>>143814917
tumblr pls go
>>143814185
Hanzo
Pepper Jack
>>143814185
zenyatta or junkrat
sharp cheddar
>>143814364
>soldier 76
>shit tier
Am I being rused? his damage is good and he has great utility.
>>143814185
Roadhog.
Edams cheese
>>143814782
Because Widow is fucking broken AND easier to use at a higher level.
>>143814185
Most played is Pharah.
Smoked Gouda.
>>143814185
Mercy
Parmesan
>>143814185
D.Va
Jarlsberg
>>143815004
>D.Va with large boobs
Neck yourself.
>>143814917
Symettra goes home to play minecraft 5 minutes in.
>>143814364
someone need to git gud
>>143814917
McCree and Soldier are the sit and drink alone kind of guy, Soldier with beer at the counter, and McCree with hard whiskey in the corner booth
>>143814404
I too would like to know. Apparently shitzard is trying to get all the ow porn scrubbed
>got like fifty UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 NOW FAGGOT popups today
How do I get Microsoft to fuck off
>>143814924
>tracer
>all skills on cooldown
FUCK
>>143814185
>Tracer
>Pepper Jack
>>143814364
lmao get some aim you cuck
>>143814364
76 is literally one of the most balance heroes in the game.
>>143814391
15
3
mariachi reaper
>>143815190
Linux
>>143814738
Zero Suit D.Va is fucking powerful if you lead her shots.
>mfw Zero Suit D.Va can beat Genji 1v1
>>143815072
Post your face when the brawl is more fun and cute than quickplay
>>143812451
tracer mcree and widow are getting nerfed you cuck
>>143814391
34
4
Any Genji or Rein legendary but especially Nomad
>>143815291
mei iceblocking on the cart
oh shit she did it again
>>143815190
Just a heads up, they WILL upgrade it when you aren't looking.
Keep this handy, because it makes your computer run at 100% disk usage all the time
https://youtu.be/WvnNu-BZ_Nc
Question from someone who hasn't followed the game at all. How does this game already have competitive teams and a tournament when it officially came out 5 days ago? Were the betas really enough time to hash all this out and draft "good" players for teams, or are the orgs just winging it?
>>143815319
>tracer mcree and widow are getting nerfed you cuck
Except their not.
There hasn't been a single balance change even announced you dumbass.
>>143814917
Soldier 76 starts making out with Mei and then he forces her to give him a BJ under the table while D.VA goes to the washroom and when she gets back he has to pretend to not orgasm while he plays it cool with D.VA. Then when mei sneaks back Soldier 76 excuses himself to the washroom where he throws a quick fuck into Mercy and comes back to D.VA. She asks if he wants to dance but he says no he's not feeling it just yet and tells her to go do a sexy dance for him he'll watch. While she does this Tracer sneaks over and sits in his lap and asks to hear war stories to which he agrees only if she gives him a handie while he tells them. She does and manages to finish just before D.VA comes back and Soldier 76 says he's getting bored and tells D.VA they're going home. They have some rough sex and he accidentally causes her to pass out while he is strangling her and not wanting to finish in a limp fish he calls over Pharah because he likes how she can put up a fight when they fuck. He finishes inside her and tells her not to worry as usual he's still got the vasectomy and then falls asleep next to the still passed out D.VA.
>>143814391
32
3
the wolf hanzo one
>>143814738
you know that pea shooter?
It actually isn't shitty if you can lead shots
You can melt people fast with that shit, the only problem is that you are limited to only shootan and moving
if you had to close your eyes and hold them for the entire duration of every ult you activate, who would you play
>Play Hanzo
>Only hit 3 arrows all game
>Still win because I ulted and killed 3 people on the last point
>>143814391
28
1
Mechaqueen
>>143814391
> 29
> 1, Sandnigger Genji
> Vishkar Symmetra
>>143815359
They literally had people using aimbots in tournaments already so they're just winging it
>>143815239
considering how batshit insane the top tiers are in this game that's not a good thing
>>143815336
>Not playing 5 tracer 1 zarya to counter everything
Mei's iceblock is bullshit though, every game ends up with 5-10mins of overtime.
>>143815385
What?
>>143815406
reaper.
>>143815406
reaper
>jump down
>press q
>open eyes
>enemy team is dead
how did it happen???
>>143815491
That's what happens when Soldier 76 goes to the bar with D.VA and the others.
>>143815190
use google you fuck
>>143814391
>25
>3 (2 drop 1 bought)
>Mechaqueen or Bloodhardt
>>143815406
McCree if I'm allowed to snap my eyes open and yell "DRAW" when I hit the execute on his ult
Guys did I just get kicked?
I queue up and pick tracer, and some chucklefuck some levels above me also picks tracer and tells me to get off tracer.
I tell him to go fuck himself and he goes "reported"
and no joke but no less than a minute later I get kicked from the game with a message "you were disconnected from the overwatch server"
Did I legit just get kicked from a game for picking tracer? I don't think this is a coincidence but lmaoing
>>143814391
30
I have raptorion and ribbit
I want el blanco and gambler/riverboat
>>143815359
"good" players are just recycled aimbotters from other games.
>>143815291
>20 minute payload match
>Matches are filled with Meis and Tracers since they can blink and ice themselves forever
It was fun in the beginning but now I want to kill myself.
>Dorado, on defense
>Hide in the little house at the left exit to get my ebin flash-fan free kill on whoever walks past first
>Hear enemy spurs that jingle jangle coming up
>At which point our mercy decided to abandon the entire rest of the team to come find me and pocket me or some shit
>walks into my little personal shack on the edge of the map in full sight of the enemy walking up, both of us get fucked
>LiteralRetard(Mercy): dno ebanoe
>>143814185
>mains
tracer/pharah
>cheese
McFlashbang
Guys I now have 1280 coins, do I get T. Racer or Mach T for dat ass in the spin emote?
https://youtu.be/yfSaKtvEu1k
>>143814275
Need genderbent skins.
>>143815359
>esports
>literally ENTIRE team completely abandons payload
I want to murder someone
>>143815664
Sporty is her best skin.
>join a game
>hmmm, I think I'll play m--
>kicked for inactivity
Who's your favorite character to play as, /owg/? Been trying out Genji recently and he's a lot offun
>>143815439
>>143815575
>aimbot
Is this seriously a thing? So this initial tournament is more just for show than anything?
>>143815718
I only play Widowmaker.
So when you play mcree should you flank or stay with the team?
>>143814391
18
0 ( i have Posh Tracer if dat counts)
Bin Laden robo-gandhi or mariachi edgelord (so I can finally play him)
>>143814185
reinhardt
provolone
>>143815671
sick
>>143815761
It's to try and garner more interest in the game from sponsors.
>>143815718
Mercy
>>143815689
>capture the initial payload objective
>the rest of your team rushes out to try and spawntrap the enemy team instead of pushing the payload
>they wonder why we run out of time
Why is the flashbang a stun?
Why can't it just blind someone?
Why does it have a 3 foot range?
Why can't it just be a fucking junkrat style grenade that blinds.
Mccree already has a good gun, but this stun bullshit makes him broken tier.
>>143815767
You can do literally either because you're playing the most over fucking powered hero in the game.
>>143815718
Landing direct hits with Pharah feels nice.
>>143814185
Mcree
See Webm
>>143814185
Reinhardt
Minas cheese
![70f120247c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/30v6zc2.jpg "70f120247c[1].jpg")
leddit is sooo on point!
>>143815919
>dat useless Hanzo ult at the end
>>143815848
I want to play Mercy.
But I don't want to be called a slut.
Why is playing Mercy make one a "slut" but playing D.Va is perfectly fine anyways?
>>143814185
>What is your main
McCree
>What is your favorite kind of cheese
McCree
>>143815919
RYUGATEKI too fuckin late.
>>143815761
nobody's confirmed to be aimbotting but quite a few of the players are people who used to aimbot in TF2 and other games which puts their unnatural aiming ability into question
the tournament is for money and so blizz can get sponors
>>143815883
>I want my entire screen to turn to white every time I see a McCree
fuck that bullshit, why does anybody want this game to be counter strike 2.0
>>143815903
>>143815767
>need a flanker/assassin? McCree
>need someone to watch your own team's flanks? McCree
>need someone who can fight at midrange? McCree
>need a tankbuster? McCree
>need someone for literally anything except healing or sniping? McCREEE
Seriously, his versatility is the biggest issue.
>>143815919
>liking salted cheese
whats the best key for melee attack?
Im feeling tab
>>143816069
>I want to respawn every time I see a McCree
>>143814391
18
1
Dogzo
>tfw Symmetra is my favorite character in this game
>she's literally the worst support and insanely niche
hold me
>>143815903
I think widow is worse
but yeah
This general is horrible, when will the meme senpai baka reddit facebook twitch culture just leave already how did it get this bad
>>143816160
How would you buff/change Symmera /owg/?
>Win hard match
>GG CUNTS
>Wow bro can you not drop the C bomb please
>My kids may be playing
>Straya m8 don't disrespect my culture
>I bet you'd vote for Trump
>Someone has to save your shit country
Why are Americans such pussies?
>>143816116
mouse key
>>143816160
at least you have SOMETHING to do, unlike my favorite, pic related
>>143816116
If you have a mouse with sidebuttons I would strongly suggest using them, although they take a bit to get used to.
an anon here mentioned he uses Q for melee and mouse3 for ultimate, sounds viable enough
>>143816116
I have it bound to mouse 4.
>Watch this game's "competitive scene" for a second
I hope no one falls for this garbage and it just dies out
Muh esports are the bane of this generation of games
Who here watching GoT while playing as Bastion tonight?!
>>143814686
First legendary, level 21. Did I do good?
>>143815227
What this guy said
>>143816234
>why are americans such pussies
because we have a nigger running our country
>>143816314
Nobody is taking esports seriously as a competitive game, it's just fun to see high level play
>>143816209
maybe you should just leave
>>143816160
>Symmetra's teleport now has 6 charges
>But she's the only support I like playing
Any other characters that are unplayable since beta nerfs?
>>143816261
Make his christmas decorations rebound once.
Make his ult rez if you run over a corpse.
>not playing swedish manlet on defense
>>143814831
Yeah Mercy's ult should be able to be denied. Reviving hero's at half health or something should be the counter if Mercy is killed before finishing.
>>143814185
Pharrah. But I also play Tracer, Widowmaker, D.va, and Zennyatta
>>143816154
On one hand I can see why her E doesn't move Bastions as it would make them even easier to kill, but on the other hand I feel like it should.
>>143816261
Heal, discord, and throw beach balls at people. I have no problem finding something to do.
>>143814179
>Invisible wink
>>143816054
That's just a stupid, pointless meme.
Never heard anybody using the word "healslut" here, in Europe.
The fun fact? Offensive heroes are actually the begging sluts ingame, crying when they need some heal.
>Winston on assault
This is when it truly feels 1v9
>>143815919
>>143816314
>Muh esports are the bane of this generation of games
so accurate it's painful
>>143814917
>and can't speak lower than a raging shout
But that's his normal voice
> Regardless, he finishes a single drink and starts crying
You forgot that before starting crying, he picks up a girl and instead of fugging talks about his brother all night
>>143815379
Seagull stated from Blizz themselves that they are receiving "tweaks" with the next patch.
Any good sales/resales for this?
Wanna buy this but might as well grab it for less when possible.
>>143816449
>Make his christmas decorations rebound once.
this is actually the best idea yet. would make his RMB legit as fuck.
>>143816523
well defense usually has a sniper or 2 so hes great for taking those out
>tfw I got Reinhardt Blackhardt skin at level 10 and I play Reinhardt a bunch.
I look like fucking Sauron it's great.
>playing el rato
>mine jump into middle of reinhardt and co sitting payload pushing in last 50 seconds of game
>drop a trap and they all fucking shoot me
>they're all clumped up still
>everyone but fucking reinhardt gets decimated by my passive grenades and then he backpedals into the trap and dies
>game ends
>they tell me to kill myself
>tell them I would but they'd just die to my passive again
is it me or are hanzo's arrows hillariously hitscanned? like, it honestly seems like they snap to people
>pick up Reaper just this game
>teleport
>ult
>play of the game
Explain blizzard drones
>>143816608
lol
Reinhardt/McCree/Lucio gutting when?
D.Va/Genji/Bastionbuffs when?
Mercy has a big butt
>>143816116
I bound it to mouse5 but I couldn't reach it comfortably enough for it to be practical and mouse4 is my PTT.
I put it back on V but I'm looking for a better solution.
Spawn camping isn't a thing
Please stop
You are not helping push the payload
>>143816608
if you're EU and get it on american battle.net you save yourself 5 euros i think
>>143816642
It's because they have massive hitboxes.
>>143816653
>genji
you are bad
Post ass
>>143814391
>29
>14
>some nice d.va skin
So... who does Winston fuck?
Because I really doubt he fucks humans. I think he'd know that's weird. But does he fuck lady gorillas? Surely that would be really difficult to get going. I mean he's a gorilla but he's a smart gorilla. What would he do? Walk up and introduce himself? Does winston still speak gorilla?
>Playing against Winston in a koth map
>>143816642
they do snap to people.
literally saw one curve towards to the left to hit me one game
>>143816643
some teams are so garbage that they can't just stun or kill the 250hp reaper slowly gliding past on his diecycle
>>143816653
>Bastion
>Buff
>>143816341
Second best reaper skin behind blanco
>>143816723
He sticks bananas up his anus
>>143816225
Few ideas.
> shield could be used on sentries
> passive healing ability for sentries
> LMB can be used on teleporter to repair it
>>143815506
>putting your hands on those thighs
>>143816723
>game so dead general starts taliking about virtual chimp sexual behaviour
>>143816627
>>143816723
Peanut butter.
>>143816668
I want her to sit on my face and smother me with those balls.
>>143816715
>no mei ass
>no zarya ass
Shit picture
>>143816642
This game is easy mode for any sniping class in it. Everyone moves slowly, and head hitboxes are larger than big head mode in Madden.
>Wanna make dumb SFM overwatch stuff
>Most of the models have disappeared from the internet because of the thing that happened with the porn a few days ago
I just wanna makeWHERE'S THE CAVEMANin SFM, but I can only find a few lewd Waifu models and no Hanzo.
>>143815848
i fucking hate playing as mercy, unless you've got one or two people actively communicating you're only delaying people's death rather than setting up good plays.
Zen or lucio is better for pubs.
>>143816642
its the projectile hitbox. its big as a house.
>Genji gets mad a bastion got potg
Everytime
>>143816627
You are the type of Junkrat I want to have on my team instead of fucking retards who keep mashing their left click button from 3 miles away or ulting when they're the only one close enough to contest the point at the last second.
They try their hardest to force a 50% win rate while soloing.
With this score, I'm about to join a game where 3 eliminations will net me a gold.
>>143816904
>zarya ass
No one wants that shit anon
>>143814185
roadhog
manchego
>>143816715
>"post ass"
>no mei
>>143816715
>The toilet witch has the best body
It's a shame about the face and skin color though.
>>143816225
Remove her from the support role
Increase teleport charges by a lot.
I haven't actually played as her, but I'm just basing it off of Symmetras I've played against.
>>143816715
>>143816950
what happened with the porn?
That Pharrah one was great
>>143814185
Junkrat
Havarti
>Playing for a few hours reasonably every day
>Only level 20
>There are people already level 50 and up
what the fuck do you autists just play 24/7?
>>143816715
