Last time on /ss13g/
>killette still kept insisting on banning somhuan despite being repeatedly proven a massive liar on his ban request and that he incriminated himself, possibly went schizophrenic from this experience
>ghlor's character is hurt from incompetent sec player #3534 and goes full dindu escalation, makes a ban request for the player and the thread is split in people brownosing him or just stating that he was an asshole too
>don't forget to check the compilation of all the horrendous and disgusting actions players did were made by a kind anon, check it out here and make sure to shame their ckeys: http://pastebin.com/Re4Qdtup
>by the way greys suck
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
skeletons
>No-one will ever draw you
>>143800293
then you didn't lower the temp setting or you didn't actually have the freezer connected to the pipe.
>forced 50 is real
>>143800708 when?
skeletons
>>143801006
The classic "OH WOOPS WRONG THREAD IGNORE THIS" post
>>143801043
>when the cancer is so strong is destroys the graphics on your clothing
And you changed a lot too, Into an old man!
>mfw my name isn't on the pastebin even thought i erp'd
>>143800909
i'm bored. who's your char?
>>143802362
I'm not going to tell you. It defeats the purpose. I was just posting a general bad feeling. I won't attention whore.
Ginger beach is one of my favorite people to play with, usually always helpful and chats
>>143802563
oh ok now i know
>>143802728
I KNOW WHAT ARTIST YOU ARE WHATS YOUR FUCK
>>143801043
When you decide to play Geneticist to become one.ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>143802728
Thanks. Even if it was used to insult me, I appreciate the effort.
If a monkey is clearly a real player does removing their brain and borging them work
>>143800335
>>143801909
>Mfw my name isn't even there despite everyone knowing I'm a big erper
>>143802982
BRING BACK THE ACK
>>143803196
I don't think you can surgery them. But if you humanize it and pop the brain out yeah. The ckey's in the brain and it'll move with it.
how do I state laws when I've been borg'd?
>OOC: Mustardtiger: tfw no sardine girl playable race so we can rp sardines in a can
Would be cute if I didn't remember this guy angrily PMing me to stop joking IC.
>>143803358
copy/paste
>>143803493
Having to deal with griefers all the time gets to you.
>>143803358
under "info', there's a section for cyborgs when you're one and you can hit state laws there. You can also choose what laws you state.
trinity is my girlfriendshe just doesnt know it yet
>go to medbay with a broken hand
>wait around screaming at people for 10 minutes
>blow my own head off
>people keep trying to resuscitate me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
weighted voting is literally rigged, whoever coded this shit and put it in is a fucking ass.
>diona is welderbombed
>moans in looc when it happens
>minutes later ranting in ooc about why people shouldn't welderbomb diona
Hmm....
>>143803216
t.deadpoo
>>143804202
intigracy is ny boyfriend!
>>143804723
Back the fuck off!?
>>143804723
fuck off he's MINE
>OOC: Majestic_Mastodon: If Pomf eats something is it considered cock vore?
>>143803493
you were probably being a cunti am sorry i can't help but scolding people it is a disease of the soul i feel like a high school principal minus the bald spot on my head
What's the weirdest thing you've uploaded to the library?
If you find DaS anal vore, that was me grabbing it from some random post.
I need something other than Woody Got Wood to play on public.
>>143804568
fixed
>downloading the update at 0.4Mbps somehow
thanks pomf
>>143805643
hi killette
>>143806008
hey hows it going remember to remove somhuan ok praise babies
>>143802668
ok
>>143804560
Ahelp it. Arttec is literally underaged and can't understand all the warning's he's got to knock it the fuck off.
>>143806598
hi killette. we told you to cool it with the ahelps
>>143806460
I don't fucking post in thread, and sure as hell not to praise someone if I do.
IT'S GONNA HURT
>>143807948
>>143808046
How do I get into the greytide mafia? Is there a greytide meetup spot?
>>143808297
>mafia
>>143808297
meet me in the maint under medbay
>>143808297
>he doesnt know the greytide handshake
>>143800335
Reminder that on code red your ass is valid for security to murder if they think you're a shitter.
>>143808843
>not code redding at round start
>>143808297
Give the right code phrase to get into the network.I've gotten bailed out a bunch of times by one of my bros "attacking" the other and calling for help. then another gets me out of sec slick as owl shit.
>>143809135
4noraisins gets you a note and potentially a warning.
>haven't played in months
>get connection closed three times in a row
>finally get out of date client message on 4th time
>YOURE NOT MY DAD
good to see the byond experience hasn't changed
>>143810841
Update, anon.
>>143810841
update
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
what are catbeasts and why are they valid
>>143811487
furries is the answer to both questions
>>143811487
filthy
dumb
khajiit
scum
>>143811487
Furries
>>143811487
Once upon a time furfags made anthro cats so they could be furfags in space.
We inherited the code when we branched off from another servers codebase. Instead of tossing it, we saved it for a punishment race. If you see a walking cat you can (and should) kill it on the spot.
>>143811658
>Kill it
>Not torturing it
How do you cope with making a mistake as sec officer?
>>143811487
khajits in space and that is stupid
just like skeletons
>>143811879
New ckey
>>143811879
Getting banned
>>143811879
If it cost yourself reflect on what you could have done better and resolve to do better the next time.
If it cost someone else, act repentant but secretly relish the fact that you fucked someone over, even if it was on accident.
>>143811879
I don't. I just let people go if I haven't seen anything and there are no witnesses.
>>143811487
Disease/staff of change ones aren't. They're still crewman that got dunked on. You can treat them in medbay still so there's no reason to kill them other than being a validhunting shitter.
>>143811879
Learn from it, don't do it again, move on instead of getting trapped in the past.
>>143811658
why don't you like cats probe
>>143812072
This. follow space law and it's really hard to fuck up.
>>143811879
Apologizing to the person I fucked over helps.
>>143811825
We're really lacking in the torture department.
>>143811658
>>143800335
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9566
Probe is a closet furfag who defended My Little Pony.
Remember that.
>>143812104
>Disease/staff of change ones aren't.
They are.
Heck, any race from staff of change seems to be valid because staff of change rounds devolve into deathmatches.
>>143812256
>only moderately torturous acts you can do is stabbing a guy in the eyes with screwdriver
>no kneecapping someone with guns
>no bashing someone's kneecaps with a bat/crowbar
>no injecting someone with capsaicin to burn the fuck out of their veins
>nosticking a stunbaton in their pussy and watching them piss themselves and cry
Well, it's not like anyone plays along with torture anyways.
>>143812428
there is absolutely nothing wrong with MLP and it is a good show, and their fandom is home to some of the most creative people i have ever seen
>>143811658
And then we ported the other furfag races so people could be furfags in space in our server. Thanks, Bay!
>>143812428
No, he's not a furfag of any kind. He is a closet vorefag though.
>>143812256
Someone needs to code and sprite traps from SAW to be used
>>143812428
Yeah I did. I want clowns with offensive names. I want clowns that get a rise out of people. I'venever watched the show however and think this came as a surprise to many people that the name was MLP related
>>143812208
I have a cat. I like cats. Cats are fine. Humans pretending to be cats aren't cats.
>>143812104
Valid is valid there's no mincing hairs if you become a catbeast you need to unbecome one or fight for your life.
>>143812428
Did you mean Deity?
>>143812428
Still disappointed that pomf caved in to shitposting.
>>143812732how are people pretending to be birds any different?
>>143812732
why arent you banning humans pretending to be women
>>143812862
Pomf isn't pretending stop being insensitive
>>143800335
I love when the server gets posted on /v/
The influx of newfags always makes me smile.
I actually enjoy helping them out with shit when they ask.
>>143812104
Catbeasts are valid. End of rine. Even if you manually put someone's brain in a catbeast, they are *still* valid.
>>143812858
Don't worry, it came back.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9890/files#r62033085
>>143813005
this
The tranny drama always leads to shitposting and bans.
Why Angelite is still on the server I'll never fucking know.
>>143813383
>tranny
Angelite is a black guy who doesn't pretend to not be a guy
>>143813383
Starts with a P and ends with an N
>>143813005
When are we banning human metagrudgers pretending to be alien metagrudgers
>>143813383
I mean about everyone with a female static you dramaqueen.
>>143813498
Penin?
>>143813383
>telling chase
>>143812862
That's a really good question. I got out of bed and made coffee because of it.
1. Whatever birdfag shit is going on on the internet, it's not as obnoxiously pushed on others as traditional furfag garbage. So outside the game there's less reason to dislike them just from the start.
2. They're our kick me race. It feels good to kick the Vox. It feels good to be racist against Vox. If we didn't have them we'd have to come up with a new kick me race.
>>143813498
PLASMAMEN
>>143813896
SKELETONS
WHEN
>>143813896
>Whatever birdfag shit is going on on the internet, it's not as obnoxiously pushed on others as traditional furfag garbage.
So why isn't weebshit valid yet? I can very safely say with 100% utmost honesty that it's pushed harder than any furshit I can think of.
>>143814072
this
>>143813998
When youNEVER
>>143814072
I don't know it's never really bothered me that greatly and sometimes its good stuff like zuwardo.
>Why isn't [my trigger] banned?
We don't mind too much if you say nigger in every sentence who are we to say you can't say sugoi?
>>143813896
probe can you please stop memeing on the thread, it's bad for the soul
thanks
>>143814307
>Fuck off we won't ban YOUR trigger
>but oh how dare you bring MY trigger in the server
http://www.strawpoll.me/10339093
>>143814475
>carbons
reeeeeeeeeee
>>143814441
basically
>HOW DARE YOU TRIGGER ME WITH FURRY SHIT REEEEEE
>>143813182
FUCK YOU DUN-
i mean
FUCK YOU PROBE
>>143814475
>no Avali option
It's shit. Teen tiny fluffy cold things are cute.
>>143812585
While you can't kneecap, you can point blank someones feet or hands off
.
I've broken literally every bone in an antags body before releasing him on inaprov as part of his plea deal
You can easily remove limbs or eyes.
Give them peg legs/arms
You can reassign their gender surgically then have the whole sec team and the security clown gangbang "her" in the showers.
You can stuff them in a spiderbot until they cave like a bitch to get their body back.
You can transplant them into a tajaran, put them in an rtable prison in bar and have people throw shit at it for a designated length of time.
You can strap electro packs onto them and shock them as desired
You can put them in a space suit and a couple chem implants of capsaicin or frost oil to fuck them up
Monkey them and push them around laughing at them
You can stuff them with pills of nutriment, corn oil, sugar, ketchup, cinnamon, coco powder, hot ramen, hell ramen, orange juice, tomato juice, lime juice, carrot juice, berry juice, watermelon juice, banana juice, apple juice, lemon juice, potato juice, milk, cream, soymilk for 135 nutrition per tick then you can degrade them verbally. Possibly also make them run on a treadmill until they recover.After <50 is starving and 550 is the you can't stuff anymore message by the way
Starve the shit out of them with lipozine and hyperzine
You can forcibly AI, card and make them your pocket bitch
You can put their mmi in the clowns chest
Seriously though, get good at medicine, get the sili's onto Securimov and just start safely breaking hands and dosing them with imped/mercury for obscene brain damage when you don't get the answer you want. Make sure medbay know's to not fix it. Dropping shit all the time is terrible. If you're really salty, break their skull so the brain damage requires bone chip surgery while they can't use any machinery
>>143814307
You have just unintentionally given a reason why furfaggotry should be allowed in the serb, kill yourself.
>>143814307
I don't mind if you say kawaii baka desu senpai in every sentence, so why would you mind if this was some sort of parallel universe where I was into furshit?
I'm actually happy catbeasts are valid and don't mind the policy one bit. But stop trying to rationalize the double standard behind it. Once again: I actually PREFER the double standard being in place, but don't pretend it's not there.
>>143814723
Yeah, but you're forgetting something.
Everyone here hates ARRPEE and would rather ghost than play along with torture.
>>143814072
Because this site was founded by an underaged weeb faggot and that cancer will never not be banned outside of the minority of boards not related to Japan.
>>143814889
Giving up means you already lost. Stop being such a bitch nigger.
>>143814908
the real funny thing is that 4chan made moot (may he R.I.P.) hate weebs too
>furfags at it again
>>143815118
hi shin
>>143815118
I don't give a fuck about the whole thing, don't be blaming me.
>>143814475
>Plasmamen at 3
Hi Sawbones, Grey and Bob
>Mateo Mitchel aka Dogfucker spends 25 minutes annoying security because they took his stun baton.
>>143814475
>zero votes for martians
densane in suicide watch
CE from last round here. Ignoring the bit where I got thralled, there's gotta be a better way to power bus station than carting plasma and O2 to the TEG and carting batteries to the other 2 stations right? Were we missing something?
SEC PRIDE WORLD WIDE
REDTEXT BEST TEXT
Is latejoin right after round start the patrician way to choose your job that round?
>>143815027
sure it did
>>143815568
I'm pretty sure there are solars on each station.
>>143815672
There are, but they don't really do much, especially since half the time the star is being blocked by something or another. We had them set up the whole time.
>>143814475
>no option for skeletons
>>143815569
tfw grabbing a station bounced radio, setting it to sec frequency, and enabling the microphone
>>143814710
PORT THEM
Reminder to new friends that ERP is acceptable as long as you are antag
>>143815568
>signing up for engi on taxi
lmaoing at ur life
>>143815632
>>143800335
>Expect a heinous list of debauchery from the pastebin
>Most of it is, even out of context, jokey shit that only the most raging autist would think is actually erp.
I mean Majestic_Mastodon is never going to live down his dogfucking, but shit like;
>[00:59:22]EMOTE: Ally Yun/Densane (@284,215,1): <B>Ally Yun</B> TOUCHES KURT'S BOOTY HOLE VERY INNAPROPERIATLY
is obviously taking the piss.
>>143815615
No, it's the prime way to not being targeted by antags and so the prime way to be pointed as powergaming shitter.
>>143815941
Don't be kidding yourself. Did you see the vox INHALING EROTICALLY? Only a true degenerate could come up with something like that. Makes me sick thinking about it.
>>143815524
What job was he?
>>143815568
Reduce the plasma in the cold loop. You shoud be getting 90 minutes for every 3 canisters you put in.
Other stations used solars I believe though you can rapid cable layer across lattices to the other taxis.
>>143815941
>[00:50:33]EMOTE: Angelite Entyshak/Angelite Entyshak (@250,195,1): <B>Angelite Entyshak</B> erps with the hlep helpr.
>[05:30:52]EMOTE: Litteraly Hitler/Small_Boss (@250,249,1): <B>Litteraly Hitler</B> ERPs internally
>[09:54:11]EMOTE: Kingston Merryman/KingcrimsonIJW (@184,258,1): <B>Kingston Merryman</B> skullfucks Kaylie Morgan with his meme cock.
>[10:32:24]EMOTE: Unknown/solariousgabriella (@237,136,1): <B>Unknown</B> furiously begins to skullfuck the dead bomberman
yeah, its 80% ironic memers
>>143816165
He was a mechanic, wearing a void suit and with his ID in a box so he showed up as unknown.
>>143815932
nice reliable source
reminder, trinity is valid
they should buff the nullrod and holy water to balance the buffs they gave to cult
i propose the follow50u or more of holy water in his body he'll be instantly deconverted
>when held the null rod will give a flavor text "you feel dark forces nearby" when you are near a cultist
>you can use the bible as a "holy tome" and every cultist you deconvert/vampire you slay will grant you favor from the gods wich you can exchange for holy powers
>>143816165
Alright, I didn't see how much we had going into cold but I'll keep that in mind for next time, thanks.
>>143816885
when did cult get buffed?
anyway it seems pretty much fine as is except for some really stupid shit like summoning narsie off station with manifested ghosts
Oh, Railfist, where art thou?
what's the best place for video guides (ie who makes some good fucking video guides)?
written guides don't work for me
I've been out of the loop, what's all this about dogs?
>>143816885
>holy tome
Christianity based cultism when?
>>143818954
So Christianity?
>>143818848
No one
Nobody
Don't ask
>>143819074
o-okay
>>143818848
You sound like a retard
>>143819401I am
>>143818848
No one really does video guides. What specifically do you want?
>>143818862
Some dude fucked a dog on no rules day
>>143819721
>What specifically do you want?
mostly the medical/research crap, like xenobiology or virology, but nothing in particular
was just hoping there'd be some guy who'd have a bunch of videos
>>143820046
nah there's really nothing much like that. it could be done if there was enough interest though.
>>143820046
>xenobiology
throw two monkeys at the slimes, the firts will make them big and the second will make them split
read the wiki to know what to do wich each one and wich one to breed
>medical
check the chemistry guid to have an idea what to do
>research
go to robotics, grab 3x exosuit-mounted syringue guns
deconstruct analyze the three guns, them open a toolbox nearby and deconstruct the atmos analyzer too, them the toolbox afetr this
them you follow the order
power cell -> tracking beacon -> high capacity power cell -> gps -> mining drill -> nanopaste
them you build a chemistry dispenser, and after this deconstruct the following boards
teleporter hub -> smes -> 3x durand/gygax weapon & targeting system
them you are done with RnD as far as someone care
>virology
pray to RNGesus to get some cool strand for viruses but you'll get buttfucked because it's almost impossible
to cure just take the infected man blood, inject on a monkey and give radium to the monkey until the antibody scanner picks the antibody, them you put the monkey blood on the vial and isolate the antibodie, afetr this create 15 pills of 1u antibody on chemistry and you are done
>xenoarch
go to roid and spam the hand-pick on all digsites until you find a big artifact, ignore all the small things because nobody gives a shit to small artifacts and xenobotany is a meme
here's your fucking guide
>>143744780
>>These don't have the same friend list as a xenobio one does
They should fix this.
>this round
first day playing, this is fucking fun and amusing when dead
>>143822315
ICKY OOK
BAN THE FUCKER
WHAT'S YOUR CKEY?
>>143822315
Hope the round ended sandy
>>143822315
WOOOW FUN? THE ROUND IS FUN? THTA MEANS STUFF IS HAPPENING. FUCKING ICKY OCKY FUCING BAN HIM FUCK
>>143822315
READ
THE
FUCKING
RULES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t.kolith
>security is full of retards who just want to beat the shit out of people, and never do their jobs
>>143822315
>having fun
we don't want your kind
>>143822315
>fun
go back to imgur nigger
>it's a deff round where nobody is doing anything except the captain who is validing the wizards in an atmos suit
>nothing happens for so long, admins hit every button
Notice how bus is only chosen during American hours.
Fucking Amerifat retards
>>143822746
but anon beating people is their job.
>still no zoo
>>143822992
>not being american
>>143822992
Go back to your russian server bylat
>>143822985
you call it valids, I call it protecting the station from magic-wielding scum.
>>143816497
Jesus, just ahelp him for greytiding. Whether he killed beepsky, pulled a cargonia, or robbed sec it's illegal as all hell so fuck his shit. He should get over losing his illegal murdershit and move on instead of being a cunt. If he can't he should be wearing the badge and carry the responsibilities that come with it.
Sec shouldn't have to put up with that bullshit.
>>143823154
Did you do a single thing all round except look everywhere for wizards and brag over the radio over the wizards you killed?
>>143823154
You gotta stop stealing the atmos suits though dawg
>>143823154
Yeah you do look like a massive faggot and I have no pity when people fuck with you.
emagging a juke box plays gachimuchi when?
>>143823276
I have no idea why was he in an atmos hardsuit either, other hardsuits have more combat protection, and nobody was plasmaing
>>143817496
Yeah, the whole thing is if you have scrubbers active in the chamber you're sucking out the gas well before it's dropping below a viable temp. If you have too much plasma in the cold loop then while you're getting a larger yield, you're sacrificing all that thermal energy from the burn chamber for power you don't use. If you're having trouble with not having the pressure to move the circulators you can use 6 times the same amount of CO2 instead of plasma. Over a couple rounds you'll find the amounts, teg modifications and pump transfer speeds you want.
>>143818848
Not to be rude but nothing in space is hard. You just need to grow the spine to jump into the pool instead of sitting on the side scared to get wet and the emotional maturity to grasp that everyone makes mistakes when they're new. That's normal and it's 100% okay. Learn from it, improve, keep moving forward and you're golden.
Is it ok to griff someone if you know them personally?
>>143822985
The captains job is to be a coordinator and the final line of accountability. Where everyone else fails the captain stands tall.
Hey admins.
I was showing my friend the game and we were meta communicating because he was new to the game. We were originally signed up as assistants but were put in different roles.
Please unban us.
Exodys
.denuoweb
Daily reminder adminbus is harder than you think
The second something goes off track, you end up improvising and there's a lot of buttons you shouldn't press
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHbOhtaZgck
>>143823276
>>143823409
You'll understand when you play longer. You can dodge shots, block them with pulled lockers, but you ain't gonna stop chilled plasoxy getting dumped into the vents or a backpack of firebombs. You aren't gonna cap suit out of the sci blast doors dropping and tox storage getting vented. You can't really stop jaunt fags from subverting either so you're always a gutsy wizard away from hellfire.
>>143824095
make a ban appeal with all your friends
>>143824095
No. If you can't read the rules nor your fucking character setup page prior to playing you can go and stay go. We don't want your kind here.
>>143824195
How long have you been playing? I bet i've been playing longer than you. I just don't use my position of power to powergame
>>143824648
4 years, I am the LAW once you've wiped out my boys. If you don't want me to leave my desk don't gank all the redshirts like it's an away mission of star trek.
>>143824648
>I bet I've been playing longer than you
And I'm sure you haven't you holier-than-thou faggot.
Go back to Bay if you want to self-fellate yourself with all your metafriends
>>143824796
I was right, longer than u bucko. Stop taking suits every time you faggot
>>143824095
Make an appeal
I beat it into my friends head never ever to tell me anything if he is playing and he got the picture. He doesn't even know my Ckey, you should have used an empty server
>>143824885
>guy says "you'll know once you play more"
>Tell him I have in fact been playing for awhile
Just stop taking atmos suit every time and I'll forgive you
>>143824893
There's 5 and I can bet my bottom credit that nobody else with them have a backpack of shit they'll lose when they go down to the tators first shot.
>>143825126
I'm surprised you avoided becoming a powerfaggot but at the same time you're letting the station down.
>>143825167
>taking a suit EVERYTIME
Just stop
>>143825302
You can't stop me. I am fueled by the incandescent rage of every silicon and atmos suited traitor I shotgon in the midst of a plasma fire. If you think anyone else deserves the eva suit more than me you can fuck right off.
>>143825424
lol what the hell this isn't even me posting.
Is this Yred or?
>>143824195
>you ain't gonna stop chilled plasoxy getting dumped into the vents or a backpack of firebombs.
Understandable if you are up against a Science cult or someshit but dude, it's ragin' mages
>>143824095
How exactly did they even find out you were doing it?
>>143825424
You already got jobbanned once for being a shitty captain
>>143824195
I have never, ever, ever, EVER seen somebody use firebombs in about one year of playing
I see people shooting at me every day
Protection against firebombs, or protection against lasers? I know which one I'm taking
>>143825501
PERFECTLY VALID option if you are going norobes.
>>143825678
>I-if you don't stop, I'll tell on you! Waaaah! Admins he's not sharing waaaah I want a turn to be robust!
This ain't bay
>>143825632
We didn't talk and just hung around each other.The guy's a stoner and we just wanted to make blunts
>be sec officer
>no captain, make it priority 1 to get the only head (CE) into the captains office and promote him to captain/secure the disk
>later on
>bridge blows up
>say its probably ops
>make priority 1 securing the CE
>he's ded and medbay didn't even have time to turn on cryo plus its blown to shit
>secure the disk
>sit in escape with all my other redtide bruddas
>we get out alive
PRIORITIZE
>>143825854
Lol okay bucko
>>143824327
Teach them the game is important though.
We were to be assistants and wern't going to fuck with anyone that round.
We also couldn't get on the fuckin test server (which was slow as shit for us).
>>143825501
>>143825803
>>143824195
>>143825794
Metagaming faggots
>>143825906
>14 minutes into the round
>everything is already bombed to hell
Come on guys.
>>143825854
>assuming the admins think any better of you for being a bad captain and powergaming to boot
Unban ERP
>>143826193
>>>/vore/
>>143825491
Nope, Mikecari
>>143825501
Ragin dumps like 5 dudes the first of which can just zapzap into the upload, powergame through the turrets and we're all plasma before you can cough cause we've had a lot of shit AI's who can't handle their shit lately
Any of them can norobe or take robeless spells, and targetted floor key areas very quickly.
And another issue is you can put 3ish canisters in, load them up, and you can bacon any dept in under 10 minutes. do two and you'll both crush and burn through every non atmos/ce rigsuit.
>>143825678
Surprisingly, I haven't. The most I've got was a note when two guys stole my purchased ablatives and other shit from my office and I shotgunned one ablative wearing shitter when he tried to push me during the arrest of his greytide buddy since it was right there and I didn't have to dig through my bags to play flashbang/spray slip/taser reflect ddr.
>>143825906
I never saw the CE
>>143826224
but I hate vore
>>143826009
You don't need to metagame to do it. He just needs to read the wiki. If he's so retarded that's not enough just do it entirely IC or be in diff depts and have him describe shit over skype and there's nothing to hint at meta.
>>143826293
So, you take the atmos suit because someone MIGHT plasma flood, or a wizard MIGHT subvert the borgs and plasma flood, including taking norobes? That sounds like metagaming to me. That's like pacid spraying the cap laser, pinpointer, blueprints, and head jumpsuits because there MIGHT be traitors on to steal them. Or not allowing a human into your upload roundstart because they MIGHT subvert you.
What about the times you take all the goodies and fuck off and space yourself, even as the only head? Why not take a sec suit or cap suit at that point?
oh yeah
>dead nuke op in escape
>borg buckles her to a chair
>I give the borg the order to strip her because she could still be alive and explode on me
>choosing my life over the borgs and ordering it to do EOD duty
>>143826334
He was dead right away after the bombings. Another crewmember tried dragging him to Medbay but after seeing the state of things dropped him outside Mechanics. I took the disk and pulled him into medbay then went to Escape.
We saw an op jetpack up briefly but the op backed off.
>>143826346
If you know who you're ERPing with, you can avoid vore in the private dorms
If you don't, welcome to ERP
>>143826593
Nah, I just grand powergame to be mildly prepared for most scenario's presented by the threats NT has briefed me about prior to my transfer.
I haven't done that shit.
>We will never have a physics lab
>>143826903
If you want physics just space yourself
>>143826903
Physics ain't even worth studying in real life compared to the other sciences
Don't bring that trash degree into spess just because it hasn't helped you anywhere else in your life so far.
>>143826903
This game doesn't take place in a high school, anon.
>>143826903
We have a Physics lab, it's called Toxins
Just like in real life, the only jobs of the researchers here is to find ways to blow shit up
>>143827340
You know what I mean by physics lab.
And we should have a highschool station, principal would be the captain, HoP would be the vice principle.
security can't have any weapons
antags are
>school shooter, bully, autobully, exchange students, neighborhood dog
>>143827672
All I need is a beaker of water and my fist of justice.
FUCKING LAZY PIECE OF SHIT BADMINS GET ON
>clown names himself "Real Captain"
>claims to be the real captain
>sec officer defending him because "LOOK HIS ID LITERALLY SAYS CAPTAIN ON IT"
>>143828549
IC OOC deal with it and maybe you'll stop being so unrobust
Alright, folks. Round it up!
>Favorite job
>Favorite Antagonist role
>Worst job
>Worst antag
>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
>>143827672
We do have a physics lab, its called toxins.
No really.
Chemistry has nothing to do with real life chemistry.
Toxins is the most math based job on the station.
>>143828629
>IC OOC
THE ROUND LITERALLY ENDED
>>143828634
>Bartender
>Rev Head
>Don't know, don't play jobs I don't like
>Vanilla Traitor
>No
>>143828549
>Human being makes a mistake just like everyone else
>Everyone dogpiles cause they're an admin
>Admins driven out
>WE NEED ADMINS
>Cycle repeats
>>143826621
Humans die every time they're exposed to heavy damage without immediate surgery, borgs have a chance to walk away still-functional.
>>143828617
>captain signed off on it and everyone is happy
>dumb sec with woop woop helmet on doesn't say a word and tases over a name
>Other captain shows up and says it's okay
>you sulk off "Y-You deal with it"
>vox allowed to walk in, steal shit and walk away
>>143828617
There's nothing wrong with this Captain, he's clearly real!
>>143828634
>Favorite job
Xenobio
>Favorite Antagonist role
Traitor or good wizard
>Worst job
Engineering of any kind
>Worst antag
Lings
>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
No
>>143828634
>Bartender
>Space Ninja
>Janitor (Borg always does it better)
>Vampire
>Yes and I'll just fluff it every time to look like I'm helping when I'm dead inside/micro-napping/on youtube
>>143828617
It totally said clown
How come the Vox raiders could speak Galactic Common and had traveler IDs?
I thought Raiders couldn't do either of those things
>>143829067
Raiders DO get IDs, albeit with randomized titles
They can't speak Common, though
There were probably some traders in with the Raiders
>>143829067
They were working with normal vox traders
t. vox trader
>>143804723
Intigracy has like 6 or 7 girlfriends at this point.
That's not even counting you shitposting faggots.
>>143828634
Standard borg with a medibot
Changeling cause I can regenerate after bombs hahaha you should have taken my deal station
I guess chaplain or any of the rp heavy things.
Vampire. It's just a miserable experience. I have to go chloral 3 guys then hypnosuck until everyone is thralls. I have rev/cult off cause team based is insuffferable.
>>143828629
>ic ooc
Admins aren't IC
>>143828634
I've played way too much AI but my favourite has to be roboticist
Wizard
Librarian
Malfunction by far
I only play if I'm up for anything, so all I do is observe now
>>143828634
>Mechanic, Scientist (really just xenobio/robotics), Engineer
>None, I hate playing antag roles
>Worst job
The job I dislike the most? or the job I have trouble playing as?
Either way, it's medical doctor, I only played doctor a couple of times and the only time I actually did enjoy myself is when people were fighting the blob and I had to keep dragging people to safety and healing/reviving them on the spot.
>Worst antags
Lings, vampires and vox raiders.
>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
If there's one thing I hate more than a mechanic who wastes precious plastic on stupid bullshit (really I feel like killing them when I see it happen), it's team antag, I absolutely dread team antag because it's a good 80% chance that I don't know what we're suppose to do and it's a fact that I'm just plain bad at operating in a team, there's also a good chance the people I'm playing with are equally if not more incapable and retarded than me.
>>143828634
>Favorite job
Assistant, AI on high pop
>Favorite Antagonist role
Easily Changeling. You can communicate with your bros through telepathy, transform into anything you want and pull up fun gimmicks
>Worst job
Atmosia
>Worst antang
Cult since most of the time, nobody gives a shit about giving words, or end up being discovered. It's all end up into pilling all the dead cultists ghosts into one room to summon Uncle Nanar.
>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
Nah, I only enable them if i actually want to play them.
>>143830307
plastic is EZ to get senpai
>>143829682
Just go assistant or something with someone already. Go buy 3 metals and a glass then go to sci to get borged. Hobo around as a medborg or standard. You can also get AI'd carded and wireless on to be the battle buddy and door jack to someone on sec
>>143830307
Decon flaps you angry validstarved fucktard. There's nearly 200 sheets on the station.
