Comfy edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
Previous thread: >>143484250
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, Iowa, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.
kspg.sytes.net
TRUMP 2016
GENOCIDE NOW
HOTDONKEYDONG
Where's the cat dick, Catfucker?
>>143734546
>hard disk drive
>>143734569
>>143734540
Kindly delete this. Thanks.
>>143734578
SUCCULETDOLPHINDICK
http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.
So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.
What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.
By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.
After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.
And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.
This is how the false paradigm came to be. (1/2)
>>143734665
>subsystem device driver
CATPENISUSER
Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
I would recommmend Squad "reopen" Sandbox mode and focus on a “campaign mode” next — this was the path they should have taken originally, then used the mechanics from the campaign mode to build it out into a career mode. But instead, Max set his sights on “reputation and funds” and ruined everything about the game so he could say he added a business simulator to it and saved $145 mil for the co-owners of squad to spend on Record Labels and Movie Studios and hookers and drugs. (2/2)
>>143734764
>carbonized polyurethane
HIDINGTWOOTHERSTOO
>Implying you'll ever get this
>>143735039
>high temperature operating tests
Reminder that if you don't like the way a game is made you should make your own game instead of spamming Internet boards.
LustyHiss2
>>143735261
>lost heroes 2
SQUIRTINGANIMALBAGINA
>>143735450
>smeme ameme bmeme
>>143735560
More like, kerbal space meme, more like meme space meme. More like, meme meme meme 1 dot 1 dot meme
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Space Shuttle cheat engines are my new favourites.
You could launch 3 shuttles bolted roof-to-roof bolted on a main launcher Buran style so long as you used those things for engines on the Energia rocket.
SMALLREPTILECLOACA
comfy
So this is the right thread, right?
>>143736603
delete this
>MAN's thread gets abandoned without a second thought.
Feels good.
O shit waddup
Plop edition
>perfect shuttle design
>start launch testing
>game suddenly decides to start making the boosters consistently hit the shuttle's wings and destroy them on detatchment even though none of the finishing touches involved the boosters or wings.
>adding sepratrons only makes them hit even faster
FUCK KSP, FUCK MEXICO, FUCK SHUTTLES, FUCK NEWTON'S THIRD LAW, FUCK CATS, I'M DONE.
>>143738379
Might as well play Orbiter.
odds restart now
evens restart later
Why is time-warp at lower orbits limited anyway?
Why the fuck can't I warp full speed in a stable 100x100 Kerbin orbit?
>>143739314
Cuz Squad is too lazy to fix their shit. Instead of having warp limited by if your pc can keep up with it, they just have it super low for everybody, so the people with toasters have less problems.
>try to use equalizer of sound drivers
>it doesn't work
>find some update for it on HP's site
>install it
>sound stops working completely
>>143739630
>restart computer
>stuck on restarting screen for the past ten minutes
>>143740148
The screen just went black, fuckfuckFUCK HELP
>>143740240
>force restart
>nothing but a black screen
>>143740240
I fixed my computer problems withlinux
>>143740473
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>143740568
And this is why the year of the Linux desktop will never happen
>>143740808
Year of the Linux desktop has already happened, in a sense, but those who wished for it wished upon a monkey's paw.
Linux [Without GNU coreutils to add insult to injury] is used in most households in the first world, often by multiple family members. Thanks to Google's Android. Desktops and Laptops slowly being pushed to a semi-niche market as most normies are content to browse the internet on their phone or tablet.
Never make wishes.
post spess music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-X3owaKFLc
I caught this snake a long time ago.
DED
E
D
![[hullo].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLwu8Fk.jpg "[hullo].jpg")
hullo!
>>143742220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ
>>143742619
Cute! But not as cute as plop.
>Page 10
>tfw no qt satch best friend
>>143760737
>tfw no qt satch gf to turn into your qt bf
>>143760918
>ruining satch
>>143762965
>you will never forcibly give her a boob job to make her tits ridicolusly big
post ur best a
a
>>143765638
let me see your war face
you got a war face
a
thats a war face now let me see your war face
>>143766279
bullshit you didnt convince me
now let me see your real war face
I wonder what the criteria is for how little money you must be willing to accept as a modder to be "hired" by squad
Like, are they throwing Roverdude a crumpled up $20?
>>143766567
you dont scare me
work on it
>>143766665
a yes a
Is there anything less enjoyable than tweaking visual mods?
>>143767231
Living your whole life without ever having sex with your pets
>>143767329
Do you mean avatarfagging about raping animals for attention?
>>143767506
I would most definitely suggest one keeps their sexual activities with their pets consensual
Planetshine, Y/N?
>>143769258
since /cbg/ is dead
why aren't more freeways built like this?
green is onramps
red is offramps
blue line is the super dangerous area where everyone is trying to either merge on or merge off
>man's spam thread is gone
i wonder if he's seething with asshurt even now
>>143769464
>>143769661
>>143769465
at least on I95 the offramps are always far enough away from the onramps that people aren't fighting for space
having them both on one side lets the short commuters and braindead subhumans both go 45 in the right lane while real human beings with places to be can do 80 in the left without faggots merging in constantly at the last minute
>>143769657
We were 28 posts past the bump limit, so a thread was made.
Relax.
>>143769935
southern california has on/offramps every 50 feet though
>>143770043
sounds good to me. every californian that gets its car totaled is a californian that's not able to go shit up other states.
>>143770820
pls no bully
>>143771384
i hate u
pagina diez
now approaching pluto
>>143770820
You're right and I agree
;^))
fucking finally added new horizons data
Hi everybody.
>>143776035
Guten morgen
>>143776035
those chests aren't flat!
any places of interest?
>>143776368
It's a dead rock, like every other dead rock. There won't be anything interesting there unless we put it there.
>>143776093
Hullo.
>>143776116
I like my girls looking like girls :)
a
>>143777996
Eh?
>>143776471
can confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLE-ocDoXrs
All I want is a girlfriend that loves to eat my toe fungus
>>143779119
I hope u find ur love anon!
RED FUCKING TEN
>Seeking love
Seek pets. Not in a sexual way though.
>Tfw the two most positive and happy people on the general are both in stable, loving relationships
>>143782654
I may seem happy, and I am.
I'm also a nervous wreck most of the time.
>>143782387
Why not in a sexual way?Don't make your pets eat your toe fungus, though
I had a cat that really liked earwax. She would go nuts for used q-tips.
>>143782654
I agree with snek.
My life isn't perfect but I do my best to be positive in my life and always look for a bright side.
>This is the best resolution I can manage now
Just kill me.
After that it crashed :^)
>>143769258
>>143769464
>>143769661
>>143769838
That's fucking beautiful
>>143784638
C U T E
>>143785993It's all yours ;^)I'm regretting the fact that I didn't record any of my adventures.I'm still not a fan of screenshots.
>>143786217
Well, It's only fair that I give you mine too. :3
>>143786217
>>143786572
Flag exchange?
shills everywhere
12
>>143787131
space kerbal squad fun
>>143786572
>>143786679
My shitty space station will contain these flags, thanks. Hope the game doesn't fuck it up.
>>143787268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>143788039
>open shitposting thread
>it ain't me starts playing
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT RED 10
Slow as fuck, yo
a
resources
a
Can somebody recommend a space mystery novel?
>>143797409
Hullo!
>>143797454
rendezvous with rama is pretty fun
>>143797590
>fun
reeee
>>143797590
Interesting, thanks.
>>143797590
>>143798153
Prepare for a copout ending though.
is /kspg/ for shitposting (making shit posts), or shit-posting? (posting random shit)
relly makes you think
>>143798617
both t͏bh
Evens, practice
Odds, play Rome: Total War
>>143782654
and they're only worth talking to when they don't bring them up
relationships are only interesting for the people in them.
>>143798617
Yes.
When did NASA realize the Shuttle was a bad idea?
I'm willing to bet it was before STS-1
Is it accurate to say each shuttle launch worked out about as expensive as a Saturn-V launch? I've heard that claimed but cost has never particularly interested me.
>>143800917
>Is it accurate to say each shuttle launch worked out about as expensive as a Saturn-V launch?
in raw numbers, no.
in $-per-kg of payload the shuttle was atrocious because you pissed away so much payload weight on a giant aeroplane so the V would be better.
Heh.I accidently made a dick
>>143805242
Skylines would be fun if it didn't run like shit.and if i was focused/educated enough to think through city designs.
>>143805242
Get precision engineering
>>143805478
Well, the game doesrun on unity.
Really though, I have a ton of mods installed ant it runs pretty good. It hangs a little when it saves but that's not a huge issue.
>>143805850
>runs pretty good
That's partly because the game runs perfectly on x64. I've seen it use over 10GB. RAM usage skyrockets with your population.
What the fuck sort of approach profile am I supposed to use for a shuttle?
Come into the runway like I'm a nuclear warhead then lift the nose at the last second?
I understand ballistic re-entry but Jesus, once you're at "gliding" altitude it's less a glide and more "You can have the nose above 0-degrees once, after that it's downwards forever."
>>143806112
>Come into the runway like I'm a nuclear warhead then lift the nose at the last second?
Pretty much, that's how the real shuttle did it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W4cfIyNvts&t=4m46s
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>>143806349
>replying to 1 year and 223 day old posts
VR is pretty cool. Gen 1 isn't going to do it, but I'd put money down that Gen 3 will set the world on fire.
>buy locally made bread
>there's a small amount of mould on the endpiece just one day later even though it's within the best-before date
won't be doing that again
fuck i really want pizza but dont want to walk
>>143806719
>Locally made
>"Best-before date"
That's what you get for not buying from bakery.
>>143805242
fuck dude, have you ever tried making something good looking?
Would you buy a KSP like program that had Microsoft Sim or Blizzard level of polish?
alright fuckit im getting mcdonalds
What the fuck is going on here?
>>143806471
>being this post about olding to replied mads
odds wank
evens ksp
>>143813105
Oh.
[city building intensifies]
>>143811531
Bully all gays.
/kspg/ is no bully zone.
/kspg/ is now a comfy city zone.
2016 - 2144
THE WALL
Also, fgts.jp kill confirmed.
F
REMOVE BILLY remove billy you are worst kerbal. you are the kerbal idiot you are the kerbal smell. return to ksp forum. to our kerbal cousins you may come our thred. you may post in the sub….ahahahaha ,max we will never forgeve you. mexica rascal FUck but fuck asshole meksika stink squad taco taco..pdtv posts best day of my life. take a bath of dead taco..ahahahahahADRIAN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget barn .squad we mod the game , felipe return to your precious brazil….hahahahaha idiot billy and squad smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BILLY FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. baccui+scatterjan+hooj+nathankel=kill squad…you will burn baccy alive in kspg, bacy making model of kspg . sex model baccy kspg. we are big and have gaem now hahahaha ha because of baccy… you are ppoor stink suqad… you live in a shitt hole hahahaha, you live in a slum bacy alive numbr one #1 in kspg ….fuck the squad ,..FUCKk ashol billy no good i shittopst in the board of ur sub and fourm. 2pac aliv and real strong slav kill all the squd farm aminal with mdoel magic now we the kspg rule .ape of the zoo presidant salvgr fukc kasperbld and lay egg this egg hatch and squad wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our game we will mod u lik a skull of pig. kspg greattst genral.
>>143820736
Now convert the "2pac making fast rap for serbia" bit into "hooj making probe parts for /kspg/"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPkWYTUiPTo
>>143815742
kek, was going to do that myself but paint wouldn't work.
A reboot fixed it. I have some suspicion it was related to the 52 day, 21 hour uptime.
>>143820901
REMOVE BILLY remove billy you are worst kerbal. you are the kerbal idiot you are the kerbal smell. return to ksp forum. to our kerbal cousins you may come our thred. you may post in the sub….ahahahaha ,max we will never forgeve you. mexica rascal FUck but fuck asshole meksika stink squad taco taco..pdtv posts best day of my life. take a bath of dead taco..ahahahahahADRIAN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget barn .squad we mod the game , felipe return to your precious brazil….hahahahaha idiot billy and squad smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BILLY FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. baccui+scatterjan+hooj+nathankel=kill squad…you will burn hooj alive in kspg, hooj making probge part for kspg . top probe hooj kspg. we are best and have probe part now hahahaha ha because of hooj… you are ppoor stink suqad… you live in a shitt hole hahahaha, you live in a slum hooj alive numbr one #1 in kspg ….fuck the squad ,..FUCKk ashol billy no good i shittopst in the board of ur sub and fourm. hooj aliv and real strong model kill all the squd farm aminal with mdoel magic now we the kspg rule .ape of the zoo presidant salvgr fukc kasperbld and lay egg this egg hatch and squad wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our game we will mod u lik a skull of pig. kspg greattst genral.
>>143821329
Actually, change hooj to bac9, it makes more sense
>2pac
>bac9
geddit?
Earthbound is an enjoyable journey.
Sadly it seems like the kind of thing only worth playing like once every five years.
>>143821878
Linear games are like that, sadly.
>playing Subnautica
>pretty much done getting blueprints and everything
>decide to have fun and try making a base that has aquariums representing each biome, filling them up with all the plants/animals in each
>finish two (2) biomes
>FPS in the single digits regardless of where I am
>remove the aquariums, along with everything inside
>FPS back to normal
>>143823019
Unity, not them?
>trying to play Overwatch
>pup decides she wants to play and jumps up and grabs my arm or back of the chair
Fuck me she's cute and I'm not a heartless enough bastard to ignore her. Don't get me started when I try to mess around in VR.
>>143825292
I don't even know why it's slowing things down that much
The fish aren't even loaded, I know because I see them pop in when I walk in the room
>>143826093
It's probably the memory being filled with the instances of the fishes beforehand, and never getting "destroyed" or something.
>>143827034
It still does that when I've just loaded the save and haven't been anywhere near my base
Fucking Gilly this some weak ass gravity I hate you so much but the science game ridiculous.
>>143827797
I miss the days when Gilly was the only place one could feasibly use ions
Now you can use them to land on fucking Bop
>throat's fucking burning
>i'm gonna be fucking sick again
FUcking bullshit
I still can't stress enough how important it is that everyone in the general try having sex with all of their pets at least once
![[DeadFish] Kaguya-hime no Monogatari - Movie [BD][1032p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_02.10.36_[2016.05.29_22.40.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/joTDKY0.jpg "[DeadFish] Kaguya-hime no Monogatari - Movie [BD][1032p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_02.10.36_[2016.05.29_22.40.10].jpg")
>Just watched this
This is the second Ghibli that had a sad ending
>tfw everything going smoothly
>>143831361
Why
>>143821878
i would [blank] a diamond dog.
>>143831245
Catfucker, stop MANing.
There is no such thing as public service.
Just "exciting market transactions for the benefit of the consumer."
The old elites have been shot. They never cared, they skimmed off the top and thought they were better than you.
So we've replaced them with people who do the same job at half the rate who know they're just as unfortunate as you but are powerless to stop it because they've got to meet their service satisfaction target or they'll won't get that bonus they need to pay their rent. Much better that those old elitist elites have been replaced by corporations without feelings, just greed.
I don't really have a point. Nobody can stop it, and it's right to say that what we had before sucked too. Nobody has the political will to change it and nobody has practical solutions to stop it.
But deep down, I feel like we've lost something. We won't get it back in my lifetime.
>>143836339
your post is shit, and the only end to human suffering is death.
people propose "muh robots" as the solution to inequality and scarcity the same way they shouted "muh communism" 50 years ago. in both cases they're failing to consider human nature.
>>143836885
I'm not sure how you got into post-scarcity memery from what I said.
Not all economic problems are simply questions of human nature. Human nature adapts.
Muh robots could in theory allow for basic income, economically speaking. The "human nature" problem is really one of political willpower. It's quite probable that the economics would support it if the state wasn't absolutely terrified of economic interventionism.
It wouldn't solve inequality - not at all - but it would prepare the welfare system for the mid-late 21st century where full time unskilled employment is scarce. [Scarcity by nature cannot be solved when you have finite inputs, so unless we get to asteroid mining post-scarcity on earth will always be a meme.]
I feel I've oversimplified to the degree where this post is easily readable as similar to communist fantasy, so for reference what I'm getting at when it comes to "muh robots + basic income" is a system not too distinct from our current one, but where muh-robots take over from mcdonalds workers, etc, and human workers get basic income + do intermittent part-time work to top off their income for increased consumption as they desire.
>>143837565
>Human nature adapts.
this is the most dangerous meme of them all
human behavior adapts between generations the same way it does between situations, but the behaviors are still probably dictated by a biological framework
the real question is how rigid that framework is, and considering our origins it's probably more rigid than we'd like to think
>>143837798
It's dangerous when you believe you can build a new soviet man. [But generally doomed to failure as the actual soviet man gets fed up.]
It's politically useful when you use it to adapt things within reason. Man reacts to different things differently, and you can use that to guide society along different paths without changing his fundamental nature.
Which actually sounds worryingly manipulative when, again, my end vision isn't very revolutionary at all, it's just the minimum I can see to make the coming future liveable.
Mostly I'm just trying to get against things like "It's human nature to be selfish, so we shouldn't even attempt basic income because a few selfish individuals won't like it and no poorer people would ever work if they got UBI :^) " [Few selfish individuals can be tackled with political willpower, the desire to consume more will drive sufficient basic-incomers to seek temporary work to keep society going.]
>>143838512
Unity:^)
>>143806719
>not realizing that bread mould spores are present on almost all bread
>not realizing it's perfectly fine to eat
>not realizing that it's probably the conditions you stored it in that triggered the growth of the spores, not the bread itself
It's almost as if you're retarded, anon.
>>143840365
>not realizing that bread mould spores are present on almost all bread
not visible mould spores.
>not realizing it's perfectly fine to eat
nigga i ain't eating bread with green bits on it.
>not realizing that it's probably the conditions you stored it in that triggered the growth of the spores, not the bread itself
yes, because "bag completely closed in the same cupboard that holds every other kind of bread perfectly fine" = my fault.
next you'll tell me it's a unity problem and that in any case being white was never in scope.
>>143841407
>>143840365
kill yourself cunt
i'll help you pick out a gun and walk you through the steps if you need help :)
>>143841407
there is no fucking excuse for bread to turn green within the date you're advised to consume it within. no other fucking bread in the store does this.
even if it's completely safe to eat it looks like shit, so the decision not to purchase it again is a valid one.
>>143841557
someone doesn't like bread.
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>>143841407
What the fuck is your problem. You should never eat locally made bread with fucking spores. That means the bread is from fucking months ago and they're using some jew tactics to conceal the true expiration date.
>>143842070
No, because I buy my bread freshly made.
Keep eating shit, faggot. Might as well kill yourself in the process too.
>>143842070
kerbalisfun pls
>>143841905
>fun
>>143842827
>>143842827
kerbal this is fucking shit and you should be ashamed of yourself.
study memeology more seriously next time. you'll have all the time in the world in hell because you should seriously kill yourself.
>>143842827
Freshly made = best trade
white = right
KSP science is shit.
needs experiments on the effects of orbital duration on kerbals, etc.
I forget, is the benchmark for a shuttle whether it can carry a full orange dildo, or just that it can fit one [empty]?
Satch x Yuri x Badie when?
>>143845013
Hey senpai, that was my meme.
>>143845013
banished forever? hopefully soon
>>143844293
Well, if it can fit a full dildo, you might as well design it to be able to carry one
Not much point in a craft with that much cargo space if it's only able to actually lift something half the size
>>143840767
>not visible mould spores.
Anon confirmed for retarded.
>yes, because "bag completely closed in the same cupboard that holds every other kind of bread perfectly fine" = my fault.
Tell me, anon - what kind of bread do you normally buy? White bread? Full of preservatives, mayhaps?
Better still, why the fuck do you keep your bread in a dark environment conducive to the growth of mould?
>>143846604
>Anon confirmed for retarded.
normal bread gets visible mould spores when it's past the given date by a good amount.
>White bread? Full of preservatives, mayhaps?
>it's my fault the local people can't into preservatives when making bread.
>Better still, why the fuck do you keep your bread in a dark environment conducive to the growth of mould?
shared accommodation. it isn't a problem when i buy non-shit bread.
Goodnight, /kspg/Don't forget that I love every one of you.
>>143848329
>normal bread gets visible mould spores when it's past the given date by a good amount.
Anon definitely confirmed for retarded.
>it's my fault the local people can't into preservatives when making bread
>I expect freshly made bread to be loaded with artificial preservatives.
For his next trick, he'll talk all about how he expects ground beef to stay fresh in the glove compartment of his car like the beef jerky he normally keeps there.
>shared accommodation. it isn't a problem when i buy non-shit bread.
Tell me, anon - would you store a fine red wine in your fridge alongside a case of beer?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdgo-LGcQ3cfTJIqVMyKqMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoAc6gptJc
What the fuck is this
>>143850314
>expecting a sealed loaf of bread to act like a sealed loaf of bread bread is the same as expecting ground beef to act like beef jerky
alrighty it's the great memorial day roll!
odds go to work for a few hours
evens go get dunkin and consider sleeping for another 8 hours
seven work out and then go to work
zero get drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5l3CHWoHSI
Good night, /kspg/!
>>143855791
IT IS MY MEME GET OUT RRREEEE
>>143856263
2016 memes make me uncomfortable
>>143856634
IT WAS 2014 RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>143856634
>When normies start spouting tumblr/twitter/reddit memes and you're left high and dry for being too avant-garde
:^(
>>143856695
Sorry, your autism is a little too deep there. Are you pining the loss of something?
Avant garde?
while mostly a joke
avant garde = new 4chan post-ironic maymays which are too new to have filtered down to reddit yet [and thus not socially relatable]
>>143857198
>post ironic
I'm guessing you referred to "post scarcity memes" above as well. The only question this leaves is whether you think your entire life is a joke or if you believe Applied Memetics is a real school of thought.
Hullo!
I need fun.
>>143857349
>I'm guessing you referred to "post scarcity memes" above as well.
nope.
"post-scarcity" is it's own thing [so post scarcity memes are just regular memes about that]. "post-ironic" is in itself just an "ironic" silly way of referring to memes which are really just silly. i.e. it's a kind of meme.
>>143857471
You've come to the wrong place, nigga.
>>143857510
So the first one then, k thx.
>>143857569
i'm not entirely clear on what "the first one" refers to.i don't actually take memes very seriously, it just comes across that way when i try to explain silly behaviour in a serious way. [because behaviour is a serious topic]
>>143857471
Hullo.Broforce
>>143857860
okay.
Who remembers?>pilot makes inexcusable manual error by engaging flaps nowhere near when they were supposed to be
Reminder to avoid having children like the plague
>>143850012
Good night sleepy anon. In the morning, I'll make you toast with non-moldy bread.
Playing RO and for some reason all my rockets stop accelerating at like 250m/s? Even as they get lighter
>tfw still can't dock
>>143860537
Do some rescue contracts, it's the easy way to practice.
But you'll need to play career, so it's your call.
>>143860365
unity limitation, if you'd really wanted that you shouldn't have funded a game built on a proprietary engine, anon.
>>143860750
I pirated it you utter faggot
>>143860901
ok.
Anyone else ever make a rocket and the center of mass seems to be 'outside' the craft?
7 shave
Anything else, don't shave
>>143862449
...and now I'm accelerating without any fuel and the throttle is off.
Thanks Squad.
>Seaplane design is no longer trivial
Now how am I supposed to recover crew and craft and return them to the KSC in stock?
hey squad, so about that money...
>>143851415
>"It's just a rock, anyway, right? I'll just wear a necklace made of trinitite."
>"It's just cured meat, anyway, right? I'll just leave this bacon on the counter next to the beef jerky."
>"It's just bread, anyway, right? I'll just leave this fresh "artisan" bread in a dank space next to the white bread."
Literally kill yourself.
>>143864246
>fresh "artisan" bread
oh shit my sides have been obliterated.
this isn't some fancy hipster faggot bread, it's the same shit they sell elsewhere, branded as the same shit they sell elsewhere, the only difference is that this one is a) inferior and b) made locally.
it's not like someone put actual effort into making special bread, it's the same mass produced shit at lower volumes of production.
>>143865512
>it's the same mass produced shit at lower volumes of production.
You have no idea what artisan means, do you? It literally means exactly that, you fucking retard.
