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Previous Thread: >>143713930
D.Va is my wife!
>tracer will never pin you down and stuff your face with her feminine penis
why even live?
So half the sources I look at say to play D.Va by flanking and picking off people and using the booster to escape and the other half say to play her by boosting into people and using the Evangelion shield to draw and absorb fire and let your teammates do most of the actual shooting.
Which is it? Is it a combination of the two? Does it matter?
loli d.va is cute! CUTE! i want to blow raspberries on her silky smooth tummy!
>hate winston
>dva is shit
>suck at reinhart
>don't like/not skilled enough for zarya
fuck premades and their epic trole ;_;
So 3 people is the effective max for pushing the payload, how many people can cap a point?
Best 250 skins
pic related is mine
>>143728305
Tracer does not have a penis she is female.
>>143728305
Mei and I are happily married so please stop calling her it's really strange and starting to stress her out a lot.
>>143728332
Junkrat it is
why do people even like this fat pig?
>>143728316
It's all three.
Go in+melee+shoot, run away like a scumbag+heal, shield. Rinse repeat.
>>143728350
>Not lionhardt
>>143728350
Mine is golden 76.
I just love it.
Party up on PS4?
>land ult on 5/6 members of the enemy team as gravity squeeze russian
>76 pops Q for it
>mfw
i want to cuddle loli d.va and raise her as my daughter!
>>143728305
>tracer will never pin you down, shove one of her pistols into your eye socket, fire a bunch, sticky bomb your family, and then have forgotten about the whole thing the the time the rewind is over while she then goes to murder someone else
fixed for more accurate description of tracer's personality
>>143726782
jesus christ I didin't realize how badly I wanted this
A submissive Zarya is hot as fuck how did I not see it before
>>143728429
>not reading the prompt
also lionhardt is a shit
>>143728486
no you dont pedo you just want to fuck her
>>143728467
I would but I gotta sleep mane.
Maybe tomorrow.
>>143728424
I don't, because she's not D.Va
ALRIGHT /owg/ IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE QUIZ
Based on this picture, where do you think the turret killed me?
>Cute girl I know wants to go to some animu vidya convention cosplaying D.va
>Wants me to go with her and share a hotel room
I'M
FUCKING
HYPE
to the anon that wanted to see widowmaker's curtain call emote while in her odette skin there is no good upskirt shot. fucking blizzard man
>tfw people completely ignore you existing
>>143728529
why can't i have both
>>143728342
Holy shit, that's literal hell.
I hope you left that game while you could, anon.
>mfw I had a game with 3 zenyattas and 2 Torbjorns earlier today
RIP my W/L ratio
>>143728529
only if she wants to~ :3
>>143728545
POST MORE
>>143728504
rip tracer her spine broke into a million peices
>Play tank
>pocket healslut keeps me alive as I single handedly defend point B
>after the game, I reward my little slut with my thick cock in her tight holes and big loads of warm cum.
Remember healers, keep your strong manly tank alive and he'll reward you for your hard work.
>>143728553
You died of auto-erotic asphyxiation
>>143728562
>Anon's about to get mugged and raped by a korean girls 3 black friends
>winning a KotH game against a team of four D.Vas, a Mercy, and a Lucio
Good lord. One or two d.vas can cover the lot with her E while the rest pump out damage. They're hell on returning to the objective as well.
>>143728545
>Camouflage bra
Why?
Ask a Top 50 Win Rate Player anything
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/d305ccfc4b516b33
what age did D.Va lose her virginity at?13 to S76
>>143728681
but anonI'm black
>fuck you (anon) you were useless
>play of the game comes up
>it's you killing 5 people and then taking the point
>voting appears
>only one on your team listed
>60% of damage done team was you
I shouldn't be surprised since this is the Blizzard/League audience.
>>143728504
>No chrono accelerator
enjoy not existing anymore
>>143728621
>caring about stats
>>143728342
That was fun as fuck playing against another team of Reinhardts.
You missed out Anon.
me unga
team bunga
>>143728728
why should I care
>>143728728
Why do you care if the majority of the playerbase is just in it for "fun"?
>team is banging our head against final obj
>brilliantly counterpick and pick up a quadruple kill
>Everyone on my team thanks me
heh
>>143728761
is ekko your favorite lol character by default?
so im planning to get the game on pay day but im still not sure about the game's performance on low quality connections
can anyone here from asia, or specifically southeast asia tell if there are any issues with lag?
>>143728640
>Reinhardt
>Have both a Mercy and a Zen on me
Calm down, healfriends. There is enough Precision German Engineering to go around.
>>143728728
>8 hours McCree
Nothing to ask and nobody is impressed.
anyone wanna play? NA. signing on in a sec.
id:eli#12551
>>143728825
>Ice girl is best in Dota
>Ice girl is best in Overwatch
Why is ice always so best?
>>143728640
I want to suck Mercy's big fat cock.
I want her to lodge it down my esophagus and deposit her seed directly into my tummy.
>hate D.Va at first because I shit on bad ones all the time as Tracer
>figure out how to use her
>play her more than any other hero
>people send me friend request for my D.Va play
>I still don't like her as a character
what do, /owg/
>>143728640
>>143728761
Black on black crime is a serious problem Anon.
>>143728350
Jailbird Junkrat
Anubis Pharah
Chrome Genji
Wight Reaper
Woodclad Torbjorn
Auditiva Lucio
Smoke 76
Amber Mercy
>Join game
>A widow-maker, Genji, Hanzo,Tracer and Dva on defense
>Leave game
Yeah fuck that early leaving penalty I am not putting up with that horseshit.
>>143728905
no u
When are we getting a small fast melee hero that has a weapon swinging as their primary fire like Reinhardt.
Like Genji but with less ranged power and his ults always up.
Does Roadhog's gun/Full hog change depending on the skin?
Also any way to see pictures if so?
i want symmetra to crush my head with her thighs
roadhog shrek skin when?
>>143728893
>>people send me friend request for my D.Va play
i'm jealous:(
What the fuck do I have to do to actually get teamed up with people who aren't retarded TDM fuckwads who just run off solo and die horribly?
Am i accurate with this? Trying to explain the characters to a friend
>>143728893
Learn to love her.
>>143729064
>2.35 MB
pls
>>143728467
I couldgothlota
>>143728968
So something like TF2 Scout?
I would be down with something like that.
>>143728968
how does he close the gap between ranged heroes? what tools does he have to defend himself, without overlapping with genji's deflect, tracer's blink/rewind or diediedie's wraith form?
Liao when?
>>143729064
if this was supposed to be funny you failed miserably
>>143728863
are you agirl?
>>143728640
>stop healing tank
>starts begging for heals
yeah yeah, very manly.
>>143729064
not terrible
>>143729091
I dunno I'm not a game designer. I just think it's a character type the game could use.
>>143729140
>stop healing tank.
You are a failure. Go play Battleborn.
How much can I spend on loot boxes before turning into subhuman trash? Or at least the least subhuman trashy?
>dat 5 box is lookin goooooood
![21cbf4b250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLvPLAd.jpg "21cbf4b250[1].jpg")
What rare cheevos you got /owg/
god reaper is really satisfying to play
Am I edgy?
>>143728883
can't speak for dota, but blizzard is shit at balancing frost characters in their games. Suppose their company name makes them bias.
>There are people who don't care about stats
Shitters.
Git gud, maybe you can go pro like Seagull who are god tier players
>Finish game
>Avoid player
>Requeue
>Join same group
why blizzard
>Even just having more than 1 Mei on a team is a fucking nightmare
>>143729196
>rare
>>143729196
I got the one for using Junkrat's mine to fling someone into his trap.
>>143729064
>Genji
>not Metal Gear
>Bastion
>not Iron Giant
>Reaper
>black
>No Madmax refs for either Junkrat or Roadhog
>Zarya
>not secretly a spit in the face towards SJWs
>Winston
>not expand dong
>>143729181
Don't buy any.
>>143729176
my guess is Genji was their best take on the idea
someone who's melee but isn't a tank is either going to be squishy beyond belief and worthless or beyond cancerous either through insane melee damage or ridiculous active defenses that make them tankier than a tank
>yell at my shitter Widowmain friend to play a support
>he says fine and begrudgingly plays Mercy
>24 hours later he's now a full blown Mercymain healslut and good at it
Huh.
>>143729180
>Keeping my beam on someone who's full health
>While our actual offense gets killed
No?
>>143729196
I did this on my first life as genji ever
Junkrat shot a grenade at me and killed himself and a torb
>>143729064
This isn't /r/cringe bud
>>143729181
5 box = no ragrets
without it I'd have gone the last ten levels with literally nothing but stickers and recolors for characters I don't play.
>>143728504
Is there hentai of roadhog hogging any of the girls?
Roadhog on Phara is hot
>>143728316
Switch to Winston, do the same but get kills.
>>143728681
>koreans
>wanting anything to do with nogs
Why do people say pharah is an amputee? Are they just projecting their fetishes onto the character?
>>143729293
Next time he comes over, "accidentally" have your dick pop through your fly. See if he suckles it lovingly.
>>143729069
I love loli D.Va!
>>143729208
Nah, Reaper's fun. He's more like a parody of edgy, everyone just makes fun of him.
>>143729208
I've always wondered this.
Are his guns just nanon machines like the rest of his body and because of that they can appear and re-appear whenever?
https://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/us/hero/9/accuracy
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https://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/us/hero/9/accuracy
Looks like Fodder is now playing CSGO & 100% cheating. 50% win rate with his shitty ass CS record? lmfao ok
Are environmental kills weighted higher for PotG or something?
>>143729375
yes. They are trying to rationalize by saying the anatomy in the suit is off but no one is buying it
things that need to go before this game is good and actually requires skill
>20 tick
>stupid red baby outlines around enemy heroes
>widowmaker being too strong and easy
>tanks like reinhardt being too good and will be picked literally every game regardless (boring meta)
>hanzo shooting logs instead of arrows
>quick play being gay and strict as fuck, forced 50 meme, save that fair shit for ranked matchmaking. quickplay should just throw you asap into a game with same average levels, not matching stack sizes
hoping next patch does at least some of these things, or i'm most likely not continuing playing and doing a refund
>suck a dick
>press shift
>dick get sucked
Fuck overwatch
>>143728970
anyone
it would be much appreciated
also are there any galleries for fps pov for skins?
>>143729384
>suckling lovingly
Is this a new me for Mercy healsluts? I swear I've seen it like five times already.
Today I let Jesse McCree stun me. It wasn't over quickly, I struggled and tried to escape. He expected it and pinned me against the wall with his bulk, his revolver pointed at my throat. It was at this time I had time to think about five facts about Jesse McCree!
1. McCree is cute!
2. And has a scratchy beard!
3. He fires off really fast!
3. But it's ok, cause he can fire again!
why is gook-chan so poplar senpai?
>>143729428
haha sick bro I love e-celebs
>>143729375
something about the suit's knee
>>143729436
Yes.
Environmental kills, and kills on people doing ults are weighted more. Atleast from what I have seen.
>>143729208
No, Reaper is basically Adam West Batman - he's designed to be one serious and cool for little kids, but to literally anyone over the age of 16, he's so deep into self-parody territory that he becomes hilarious.
widowmaker is fucking insane, you can have a dogshit one on your team and she presses Q and wins the teamfight for your team singlehandedly. nobody respects how powerful wallhack is
>>143729428
literally and figuratively who
>That somehow satisfying feeling when your POTG doesn't involve an Ult.
>>143729489
You dick is sensitive so you want them to take good care of it.
Sucking Lovingly is much better than sucking roughly
>>143729375
Anatomy going on with the suit's knees doesn't look right.
>>143729064
That banana got me good
>>143729404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04
I wish Reinhardt had a line for Reaper. He's the only one who would take him seriously.
>>143729489
I dunno, it just sounded nice while I typed it.
Ways to spot a shitter
1: Complains about Bastion
2: Complains about Mccree stun/fan the hammer
3: Calls tracer low damage
>>143729436
>just fucking bounces the dwarf into oblivion
>>143729535
hanzo shot it
>its a 'hanzo that has the wolf skin is a massive tryhard and basically legolas reincarnated' episode
>>143728807
>>143728809
>>143728853
stay salty
git gud
>>143729501
polarizing character -- either you love her enough to post about her or you hate her enough to post about her
>>143728349
>>143728349
>>143728349
>tfw got this in a box
No wonder Hanzo tried to kill him. Meanwhile I'm sitting on 2000 coins and can't decide between all the good shit I could get.
>>143729436
No its because you got 3 100% damage kills in a short time
>>143729602
>suCKING lovingly
>not suCKLING lovingly
You make it sound gross anon.
>>143729623
4. Thinks D.Va is shit
5. Cares about "winrate"
6. Complains about Mei
>>143729594
>Get POTG from your Ult
or
>Get POTG due to the other team's stupidity
>finally have 1000 coins
Can't decide on the Devil or Valkyrie skin
>>143729570
They need ot make it more clear when the enemy has used infrared sight
>>143729594
that nade+mine combo is so cheap, I love it.
>>143729732
Where do you buy specific skins? Would be really nice to spend some of the cash I have and actually get something worth using.
>>143729690
>doesnt like yung_genji vaporwave/wavy style
your taste in aesthetic is shit
>>143728372
>>143729636
>it's a 'you're stuck playing support and the enemy has a Mei that is going unchallenged and literally ruining the game for your team and there's nothing you can do about it without repicking and having no support that your team desperately needs' episode
this episode sure is on a lot lately.
>>143729809
Oh, I just think his face looks like shit.
>>143729830
DELETE THIS
>>143729809
I don't mind the style nearly as much as I mind the green coloring. That and he has a very punchable face.
>>143729636
>what do your asian eyes see
>>143729802
With in game currency? Hero Gallary
Real currency? No place unfortunately.
>>143729715
It's not about how it sounds.
It's about how itfeels
>>143729627
Fuck you anon, I can't believe I actually got a chuckle out of this.
This game is unplayable solo. At least in TF2 you can reasonably carry in a pub, but in this game, you either have a 3-4 people with you or you eat shit.
I'm still trying to find the cause of this, but I think it's because of the low skill ceiling.
>reflecting HIGH NOON back into McCree's face
MUH DICK
>>143729850
i think he's cute :(
>>143729658
>he thinks anyone cares about his "proskillz"
>>143729809
Vaporwave is dead and anyone keeping it going is cringeworthy
back 2 >>>/anywherebuthere/
>>143728970
>>143729481
pls
ill suck someones dick
>tfw no disenchant option
I'd honestly be glad even if you could only get like 10% of somethings value by destroying it. There's so many shitty things I'll NEVER use.
>>143728350
Posh Tracer
Both of Pharah's
>>143729716
7. Complains about all Supports not Lucio.
8. complains about Junkrat traps trigger.
9. "Reaper is Edgy"
>>143729501
1. She's MLG.
2. She's confident.
3. She's fun.
4. She's cute
>>143729890
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>DRAAAAAAAAUGH
>>143729732
devil/imp gets boring after a while
>>143729809
Sparrow is better, at least he doesn't looke like a Naruto-cosplaying weeb in that, just a generic ninja anime character.
>>143728614
I played a match with five Hanzos earlier. I went Hanzo too since the match was going to suck either way, but solo queueing is absolute hell.
>Just learned that you can just run people over with D Va, knocking them off the map or pinning them in corners.
Holy fuck this hero is so fun
>>143729885
>implying tf2 has a high skill ceiling
joj
>>143729737
when you hear a character calling out their ult, how can you tell if it's an enemy or an ally using their ult?
there'll be a lucio on both teams and i'll hear "let's break it down" and if I don't have vision on one of them I have no clue
Here's something I've noticed about Reinhardt. I want to see if others have noticed it as well.
They can't leave each other alone. They just can't. A Reinhardt sees an enemy Reinhardt, and they both think "he needs to go."
And as somebody who, for various reasons, has had to play a LOT of Reinhardt, I've noticed that I've started doing it.
There can only be one.
That's really all there is to it. Reinhardt's are territorial. When they see another of their kind, they MUST force it to submit. They MUST vye for the position of Alpha Reinhardt. I did it subconsciously at first, without thinking: I just saw them and I knew what I had to do. But I'm much more aware of it now. I know that when I see another big guy, I have to break him. I need to assert my dominance, and he must submit to me. And he'll think the same thing. He always does. That's the way it is.
I don't know why I have to charge enemy Rein's, screaming "let me show you how it's done," before choke slamming them into a wall and desperately beating the ever loving christ out them with my hammer. When they do the same to me, I'm not sure they know why either. Nature simply compels us.
Has anybody else noticed this? Do answers even exist?
>>143729636
>Its a 'trap you set 2 minutes ago saves your ass from a Tracer' episode
>>143729876
Yeah, in-game. I don't want a repeat of TF2 with spending real money on costumes lmao
Thanks for the help though Anon my Bastion is going to look stylish as hell
>tfw all the legendaries for all your favorite characters look like shit
>>143729882
i try my worst
>>143729880
Y'all niggas got it wrong.>suckling for when your dick is still soft and she's just starting off>sucking for when you're hard and she's working on getting you to cum
>>143730007
My world opened up when I realized that D.Va's knockback is strong, and you can hit the same guy twice in one boost. Just doing a fly-through of the enemy team and bumping them around and ending up back where you started can cause some havoc.
>>143728621
DODGE DODGE DODGE
>>143730038
Whenever I see an enemy Winston I just walk over him and spam Hi There!. It's like a mating ritual.
Discord?
>>143729982
that little angry rabbit icon is so cute. I love it more than the character.
Hiii! I'm back, all the Euros that added me are asleep
Add me for a fun time (:
Chigga #1437
>>143730029
you can tell with soldier 76 "Tactical visor activated" means your team "Ive got you in my sights" means enemy
But I'm talking about if Widow activates infrared sight while you are back at spawn, you won't hear it and you will run in blindly and then get fucked quickly again. Widow is the only ult I never is being used
>>143730007
>doing sick 360s over cliffs while knocking people off in illios
i dunno why people dislike koth maps so much
>>143730139
I love Vivi's Adventure more than Overmeme
I wish Blizzard made it into a real thing.
you have five seconds to come up with a new overwatch hero to be added to the game
>>143730139
Good taste, partner.
>>143730028
Relative to Overwatch? Absolutely.
Don't mind me, just posting the best Genji skin
>>143730007
D.Va really started to shine for me once I realized she's basically a shotgun AC from Armored Core V (complete with boost kick action) in MEKA mode, and runs around with Doomguy's pistol once you eject.
>>143730116
"dont wury luv, Calvarys here"
50 times per match.
I vow it as a Tracer.
>>143728206
The Mei remodel is looking good, really fits the character
>>143730007
Did you not know that already? It does damage too.
>Activating defense matrix and thrusters at once
>plow through crowd of enemies invulnerable to basically everyone except Roadhog or Reinhardt
Welcome to the next level motherfucker
>>143730067
>tfw no way to use D.Va's legendary costumes with long hair instead of shit tier bowl cut
it hurts
>>143730007
Just keep in mind you're usually a detriment to the team
Buffa when
but
>running dva for getting to first point on route 66 attacking
>pre game
>reaper sitting outside right door
>trying to be sneaky and get a free kill
>doors open
>ram him off a cliff, say hello, then fly back up
Feels great when it happens
>>143730187
koth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> payload in this game
>>143730181
it's "no one can hide from my sight"
the thing is, the ult lasts like what, 15s? so it'll go off and you pretty much forget about it in the heat of combat, and in that 12-15s marker you get fucking aimbotted by somebody
it's pretty much just the invisible duration of it that you probably need to just memorize
>lv 13
>lv 42 in my game berating my for playing tracer on D
>he doesn't even have 50% winrate, and I'm holding 4 golden medals
>YOU DID NOTHING FOR US
>next game change heroes mid game
>WHATS WRONG? CANT FIND ONE YOURE GOOD AT :)?
You're probably from here you mega shitter, devoting so much time to the game already while still being a shitster
>Team has 3 genjis
>"Fuck it I'll play Genji too"
>6 Genji's
>Attacking on Hanamura
>We, through pure determination, Win
>One of the genji's say "THIS IS OUR NINJA WAY"
>Another starts playing fighting dreamers over his mic
THAT'S IT
I'VE BEATEN OVERWATCH
>>143729501
she's a giant pile of shit. I liked playing her at first then started to absolutely hate it
>>143730094
What's it called whenyou already came cause you have PME and you pretend that you're simply flaccid rather than done and she sucks at it, effectively achieving nothing while you nervously fart and pray she doesn't notice.
Overwatch
>>143729894
>doesn't know about seagull
>what are esports
>>143729469
>Reinhardt being too good
HAHAHAHA how the fuck is tanking real hahahah nigga just walk through his shield like nigga just play junkrat
>>143730283
are you able to hear it globally? I literally never hear her say that
>>143730224
>>143730284
>thinking winrate is an indicator of skill
No anon you are the retard
>>143730038
There can be only one Alpha Lion
>mfw instantly blocking and muting anyone and everyone who says 'gg' 'ez' 'gj guys'
shut your yaps you boy scout motherfuckers
>it's a "hanzo hitscan arrows kill you from anywhere" episode
>>143729732
I suggest youpick a skin for a real hero
>>143729732
neither, they're shit
>>143730038
i never really thought about it before.. My first time playing Reinhardt i was a little self-conscious about play such an important leadership role. But as soon as i saw the enemy team had a Reinhardt i felt threatened. I actually went out of my way to charge him and usually only him into a wall and beat him down. It's actually kind of weird to know that's how a lot of Reinhardts are too.
>>143728640
I want to do all of that but for a big strong girl
>Caring about QM winrate
I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLERSTEEL
>>143730310
It's still suckling, but then it's pity suckling.
Sucks(level) to be you.
>>143730257
>Junkrat: Cheers, mate! The cavalry's here.
>Tracer: That's my line!
>>143730305
CYKA BLYAT
>>143730347
No reason he can't play Tracer on Defense though, a good Tracer will stop their entire push by taking out someone key like a healer.
>>143729594
my favorite
>>143730328
>watching esports
Dude, come on. Seriously.
>>143730305
>reinhardt doesn't even die
this is fucking gold
>>143730347
Winrate means something when you are such an enormous fucking tryhard and so high level. Obviously you can't win them all, but being near 38% winrate is pretty fucking terrible.
So Xbox, PlayStation, and PC players all play against each other, or in their own ecosystem?
>>143730360
I always say gj in pubs as a way of thanking shitters for being less shitty than the enemy team.
>>143730421
>McCree standing exactly on top of the sun
Guess it really is high noon
>>143728349
>>143729687
Man it feels like the enemy team goes from 0 to 99 so much faster when they capped in overtime than you did off of a normal cap
>>143730463
there's a reason why they are the top players in the WORLD
>>143730421
>fire at Will
>>143730462
>he uses a free version of FRAPS
>he didn't pirate it
>>143730229
that's not shiny and CHROME
1200 coins
I have most of the skins I want
Now I'm deciding on one for roadhog
sharkbait or islander?
I'm leaning towards islander
>>143730482
>playing against the best in the world with 38% winrate
>worse than some shitter playing against middle schoolers and girl gamers with a 60% winrate
Classic.
Death comes.
Open your mouth.
I like Hot Topic Zarya, and would make sweaty rough loving with her, outside a concert.
>>143730549
wait til new content, roadhogs skins are SHIT
>>143729982
anon what the fuck is this shit
>>143730549
Mako is really nice
>>143730549
Is it true that he does his e with a coconut or a picture pineapple in his island skins?
>>143730567
You are such a fucking retard and so blinded by the fact that winrate =/= skill, that you can't even see that it DOES have some relevance.
I seriously do not understand if I'm being baited or not anymore.
>>143730462
>fraps.com
mei is thicc
THICC
>Never gotten a legendary
>First one i got was the widow skin
>I have terrible aim
kill me
>>143730038
>Fighting Pharah as Pharah
>Fighting Junkrat as Junkrat
I feel like I'm playing unreal tournament or something. Literally all I try to do is airshot the enemy Pharah and estabily dominance
>rocket barraging an enemy Pharah that is rocket barraging
>>143730402
>artists who lock their shit behind patreon paywalls
here's the full res NSFW version
https://my.mixtape.moe/zhnpuo.jpg
here's the Dva one also
https://my.mixtape.moe/nzhumf.jpg
also here's the non NSFW dva one w/ watermark shopped out and upscaled w/ waifu2x
https://my.mixtape.moe/djemwy.png
seriously the guy expects $8 per picture? fuckin greedy cunt
>>143730652
>you suck, you only won one game against Michael Jordan in 1v1
>I'm way better, I won almost all of my games against that 5 year old
>Try Genji to channel my inner cyber weeb
>Actually do well, deflecting stuns n shit
Thank god
I was worried I was going to be THAT guy that picks Genji and does jack shit all game
>>143730478
how the fuck doesn't he? it's 1000 damage point blank, isn't it? did he get massively lucky and duck behind a corner or something?
>they gave blizzard money for 20 tick servers
oh my god OH MY GOD WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BE ABLE TO SELL THE SKINS WE DON'T NEED
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I ONLY GET 200 COIN FROM A LEGENDARY SKIN I WON'T USE IT ANYWAY JUST LET ME THROW THESE THINGS AWAY SO I CAN BUY SOME NICE ONE INSTEAD
>Get my first awesome skin from a box
>It's a hero I never ever play
>It's gonna make me look emo as fuck
Why
>>143730678
Mei is fat
FAT
>>143730659
I hate mercy she's so best girl but she's so unfun to play as, in my opinion.
>>143730698
>Genji reflect phara's barrage back at herIt does shit damage and is a useless move since you're reflecting individual rockets.
>>143730567
>pro player
>38% winrate
>you never went to Corean highschool with D.Va
>>143730038
HONORABLE DUEL
