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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>>143652042
I wasn't being serious you dingus.
But really, we should have got Benny's mods for the Manana and Peyote before we got them for the fucking Minivan
>>143652204
>I wasn't being serious you dingus.
I was as serious as you mate. I'm saying your video is shit and unrelated to gta.
What super do you drive, /gtag/?
>>143652335
T20, Banshee 900R, Zentorno, depending on the situation.
>>143652335
none, i'm over 12
>>143652335
Sultan is the only """""super""""" I drive in freeroam cuz the rest are all boring as shit to drive. T20 is the one I race because I race to win.
post bikes
https://a.pomf.cat/vfuxuj.webm
>>143652335
most often: Sultan rs and Banshee 900r
sometimes: turismo and osiris
rarely/never at all: my other super cars
>>143652335
i dont own any supers
i wanna buy a Banshee 900R but i cannot afford it to even turn the Banshee into 900R let alone buy all the upgrades
>>143652735
My Pikachou
>>143652335
The Bullet, it's the cutest
>cruising on faggio
>modder man joins along for the ride
hmmm
>>143654159
It seems scriptkiddies only know three tricks -
1. Blowing up the entire lobby
2. Throwing some random guy flying into the air
3. Spawning tons of things to crash other's games
seems like im not the only hard headed person in this internet...But im not stopping either, do what want, you can call me whatever you want but your friend there is going to deserve for what she said to me. So i never back down, and ill ruined her life in the internet if i have too. so im sorry if you are here but its just me man this is the internet this is how sad this cruel world we live in and for me this is an entertaining thing that i like doing
>>143654941
Then there are the rare fun ones that spawn in toys for the rest of us to play with
>>143654948
Who the FUCK are you talking to?
>filename
Oh. My condolences.
>>143655012
This is the kind of things menus should be used for. Spawning cash first and foremost and fun unobtrusive stuff that doesn't ruin other people's games secondly.
I miss you faggots but overcrotch is fun ;_;
>>143652119
Xth for magic
>>143655175
rip
>>143655383
Fuck off, no armored shitboxes allowed.
Reminder that Ryukazi hangs out with Mexican script shitters that kill GTAG on sight, doesn't have GTAG as active crew, doesn't want anything to do with GTAG, yet still holds high rank in the crew.
>>143657530
who cares man
>>143657530
You mean little ryu?
Look at this goofy ass motherfucker I got matched in a heist with. Beavis and Butthead looking ass boy.
Oh look, another Annie made thread that had to be made before anyone else could so badly he left out the link to the old thread again. Ban these faggots.
Don't fucking associate my thread with NullFaggot.
>Ban these faggots.
I'm not breaking any rules, you autist. Use the archive if you want to look at the old threads.
>>143652335
im back i heard about the ceo update
do people still drop money? im 3m off getting a boat
>>143659002
>do people still drop money
It's getting rarer and rarer. Most of the time scriptkiddies just blow up sessions nowadays, gone are the times when you'd get millions dropped in every lobby.
;_;7
>>143657530
Except Ryu is chill. Old-gtag know this. You neo-gtag keep complaining about everything.
>>143652335
I take my pick
>>143657530
Don't you fucking bully ryu and lil' ryu
I remember PS3 funbux, and how I got a 2 week ban for simply getting them from someone else
>>143658705
Literally kill yourself. There's a reason things are done the way they are. You act like you're some fucking revolutionary by leaving it out on purpose. You neo-gtag shits are cancer.
>>143659602
Wow, who knew all I needed to do to be above the rules that everyone else must abide by was to fall under some random guy's arbitrary definition of chill!
>>143659929
>arbitrary
Adjective
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformal
very relaxed or easygoing.
"I'm kind of a relaxed, chill guy"
>>143659921
>neo-gtag
I've been here since PC release, m8.
> There's a reason things are done the way they are
Which is why, when everyone was forcing the '/gtaog/' thread title, I kept making them as /gtag/.
I only leave it out to annoy you, and it's clearly worked ;)
>>143660345
>I've been here since PC release, m8.
Yup, neo-gtag.
KUSH KOMAAAA
>>143660406
>he was in gtag before PC release
Fucking lol @ all last gen plebs who bought the same game twice
>>143660625
You're trying too hard now, neo-gtag.
>People acting like PS3/360 /gtag/ was some haven of greatness
Take it from someone who has been there. Same shit, less thread activity
>>143660518
THEY WANNA SHARE MY LIGHT
>>143660757
I WANNA SHAVE MY WIFE
>>143660693
You're buying too hard.
>>143660950
>poorfag getting involved in strangers' budgets
>>143660950
Ask someone who was smart enough to gameshare both versions anything
>>143661043
>someone who can't manage their money calling others poor
Better buy the PS4.5.3.1.2.7 version of GTA V next, wouldn't want to be left in the dark on another set of updates ;)
>>143661129
Oh please, the memes are stale.
Reposting here for those who don't check SC often:
I have received Nessi's contact info. Anyone who wants to send him encouraging words, message me on SC or get in touch with me elsewhere.
Be advised your messages WILL be screened and edited if necessary. It won't kill you to hold on to your shiptoasts for another few months.
>>143661129
I will. And I'll still pay my $1300 house payment and put another $200 in my IRA next month.
>>143661278
>screened and edited
Thank you dear leader for correcting the words of the lost and confused
>>143661359
Aha man this is sad
>>143661453
Sorry for making you sad. I didn't try to discourage you from your dreams of having money.
>>143661575
>>143661453
Will you both just fuck already
>>143661278
IS NESSI DEAD
>>143661665
He's going to fight is some god forsaken country to save america from whoever the government tells us its current enemies are
>>143661823
oh
so not yet
gotcha
RIP
>>143661575
>did I tell you how much I'm not poor?? because I'm not!!!
I don't give a shit if you can afford it, buying the same game twice is fucking pathetic and I will always laugh at anyone who didn't first buy GTA V on PS4/XBONE/PC
>>143661935
His spirit will be broken harder than his asshole.
on pc and need a couple million, dont really care about getting banned...
>>143662020
Yeah, sitting on base shooting paper targets for 11 months and 3 weeks, and a week of combined "action"(See: walking in formation, driving in Humvees, oppressing the locals, and occasional "combat" with "enemies") sure is hard!
>>143662481
cheat engine races nigga
I did it and have been sitting at like 73 million for months now
>>143662567
explain
>>143662567
how do i do this?
do i need other players in the race?
what values am i looking for?
>>143662481
Sent ;)
>>143662567
Doesn't work anymore. Races are capped at 100k and anything over gets detected and autobanned.
>>143657530
thats little ryu, dummy
how new are you?
>>143660713
There was by far less avatarfaggotry due to the fact that last gen's character creator was somehow even shittier
>>143663441
oh please take off the rose tinted goggles
>>143655785
b...but Im a shitter... :'(
>>143663441
No there wasn't. I bet you don't even know the name ludiko.
>>143663854
It's the same shit with every multiplatform game.
>Our community was way better! These guys are cancer!
>>143664065
Read that again retard. My argument was on your side faggot.
>>143664862
Oh I know, I was making an extension of your argument.
Good morning /gtag/
Good morning!
>>143666006
How did you get dogs? Can you do that on 360?
>He owns an armored car!
verlerielrielrerir
>>143669151
There's nothing wrong in owning an armored Schafter or Cognoscenti.
>>143669463
99%+ of armored cars are Krumas
post career criminals
bonus points if they actually look like career criminals
>>143666031
I bought a verlierer and God was it boring. That anon was right, you only love high grip shitter cars because you can't drive anything else.
Can anyone help me find a Bagger?
I got one today and modded it at LSC but I forgot to put full coverage on it and a jetshitter promptly blew it up. I can't find it again and getting Out of Court Settlement from Martin is a dice roll.
>>143669568
So you don't get Bonus points
>>143651178
sory, i've been asleep last lil while, im surprised im still in my lobby and not kicked
>>143669552
>4 armored cars
>1 is kuruma
>25% is 99%
>>143669641
So you wanna race then?
>>143669463
Yes there is.
All armored cars are for shitters.
>>143657530
lel
>>143670443
Null, we have raced before, and I would beat you just as easily now.
>>143669568
>nigger
>having any any sort of career
>>143670357
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya
>>143670609
Big talk, come online then!
>>143670803
I got plans for the day, I'll be online in about 7-8 hrs and gladly accept.
>>143669706
id help if i could but im heading back to sleep now, good luck anon, bagger is a nice bike
>>143654159
where were u cruising to, anon?
>>143670992
Kay, just message me on steam or discord, then I'll show you who's BOSS OF THIS GYM.
>>143657530
Just to clarify that my second character is my brothers because i'm a poorfag and Dont wanna spend more cash for a 3 year old game.
And i havent played in a week or so do to work.
How new r.U
>>143671273
Gotcha
>Posting better sport
anyone ever had any problems with Strict NAT types in this game? I seem to be having one and I'm clueless
>>143671102
cruising tofind a bagger
i took that picture before i found the one that was blown up
>>143661278
tell that piece of shit to kill himself for me
Will this game ever get better anti-cheat detection? For once I would like to not be teleported to some random location on the map and be spammed with RPGs
>>143674045
>better anti cheat detection
by saying "better" youre implying this game had anti cheat protection to begin with
![Theokkeli+used+roll+picture+theokkeli+rolled+image+what+was+in+the+_0c5fe8335d5face4bebe93961a814064[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zVSG8Pq.jpg "Theokkeli+used+roll+picture+theokkeli+rolled+image+what+was+in+the+ 0c5fe8335d5face4bebe93961a814064[1]")
>>143673354
>nessi could realistically die in the next weeks
here's hoping!
>>143669568
Step up
>>143674382
doesnt he do IT work for the Army?
theres pretty much no conceivable way he could die, I also don't think he specified which country he was going to deploy to. You can "deploy" to Venice or Yokosuka for fucks sake.
>>143674382
>>143674654
Why the for Nessi?
What did he do?
>>143674754
I don't have anything against him other than his shitty passive aggressive attitude.
>>143674654
There are folks in the national guard that deploy within CONUS for training. Deploy is just a general term, doesn't mean "I'm going overseas to hostile territory"
I just wanted to race golf carts ; - ;
>>143675104
Right, but everyone is talking like he got sent to Afghanistan or some shit
Any Poorfagstation 3 players still on?
Also, GTA VG, accept requests.
Whenever I have the time to get on my ps4 there's either no one online or they are playing something else.
>>143674416
now if only you could have that jacket without those fag pants
>>143676102
>tfw aussie on PS4
>>143676102
I'm still on regularly but left the gtag crew because of the ladyboy.
What do you guys do to keep the game interesting? I feel like I've had my fun with it and there's nothing left to do. All I do now is make videos with the editor.
>>143677787
Ladyboy leftuntil next update. He doesn't have any power in the new crew though.
>>143678175
Didn't know that. Requested an invite to the new crew.
Based on the door handle placement on the image of the Pegassi Reaper posted on the newswire I'm worried the doors won't open the same way as it's real world counterpart.
>>143681345
is the reaper gonna be the new super duper best? better than the t20?
>>143681345
No butterfly style suicide doors!
>preorder cancelled
>join lobby with crew
>only one gtag guy
>he stays in his apartment the whole time afk
where you lads at
>>143681995
two lobby of game modes are on currently.
So I just found out about this new update, do we know anything besides whats in the newswire? Are we actually going to be able to make mad paper off of it?
>>143682506
>Are we actually going to be able to make mad paper off of it?
What do you think, anon
>>143682506
>make mad paper off of it
no, you will need to spend 20m to become a CEO™ and then do shit small jobs for no money.
>>143682637
>>143682741
A man can dream can't he?I got all the hackerbux I need, but could you imagine making a convoy with your bros to transport millions of dollars of drugs across the map while the rest of the server tries to steal it?
>>143681345
>>143681807
http://youtu.be/IJIAOosI6js
These are not the doors of a billionaire, Richard! Fuck you. Fuck you in the ass.
>>143681995
Join sumo
>>143682904
those chairs look so shit
>>143681345
>>143682904
What an edgemobile.
>hhhnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
>>143684284
nice mod
>>143684284
Show us opened doors
Rockstar's Newswire post says that the Reaper is "one of the new vehicles befitting your elite status." That means we'll get more than one maybe even more than two expensive vehicles. In EaOC there was one expensive car returning from IV - the Cognoscenti, I assume we can expect at least one more in the coming update. Any guesses as to which vehicles they might be? Super Drop Diamond, Super GT? We will definitely see a handful of new Pegasus Vehicles, maybe even the mythical Hunter or Truckoraptor? The Dragoon leak from way back in November mentioned two new Ubermacht Vehicles listed as Oracle 3 & 4. Maybe we'll see a BMW i8 or an armored 7 series.
Anyone wanna do the Series A heist with me?
>>143685771
>Truckoraptor
Bobcat monster truck would be a semi-worthwhile waste of a half mil or more
>>143685771
Presidente and PMP600 as the "executive" vehicles.
Contender and Cavalcade FXT as the "drug contraband" vehicles.
Several gang vehicles from the 3d era like the Argento and the Yakuza Stinger as "crew cruiser" vehicles.
>>143685889
I have a couple of hours, so I can help with setups at least. Let me know who you are, or send an invite in a few minutes.
>>143686592
i'd be so happy if this was the case.
>>143687082
whats your social club id or whatever its called
>>143687852
MoonyRabbit. I'm still free for the invite.
>>143688024
Sorry, gta just crashed my whole pc and made it restart. I'll invite you once i get the game started again
>>143688554
I just crashed too. No rush. I just found a Bagger and saved it, for whoever wanted one. I can ride it around and try to spawn another.
>>143669568
>career criminal
You look like a 1970s substitute teacher. That happens to have a gun.
Hey guys, I heard GTAV is getting a new update in 2 weeks and had a few questions
1. Is there any word on what the new content is going to be?
2. Is there any good ways to earn cash these days just in case the new content is a CASHfest
3. would it be worth to reinstall now, or later when I know what the content is
>>143691476
no
no
no
>>143691476
Content is an extention for vip work. Generally we all consider it to be something we want.
Do races this week. You get double money and last place still makes a good bit.
May as well. You won't get double money on races when the update comes out.
>>143681345
>>143682904
These don't look like the Reaper, what the fuck.
>The Cop station/steal car mission
>Everyone sucks at stealing the car
>But everyone refuses to change sides
>>143694217
>low level shitters on a heist
>tell them to sit in the car while i do all the work
>they dont stay in the car and they die/fuck up mission
Daily Reminder that you should never heist with randoms
>>143694665
idk, if theyre low level they probably still enjoy heists and still want to play
>>143691476
>Two Weeks
Try 10 days ya dingus
>>143694179
You must be joking kneegrow
>>143695225
if they want to play, they can host their own heists or at least read the chat.
literally today a guy asked me if i was cheating because i had a minigun. i asked him if he was new and he said he wasn't. my level is 127 and his was 34
there should be an option where a person could be flagged as a shitter.
>prison heist
>me, 1 friend, 2 randoms
>get to be pilot
>shitkid in the prison keeps dying before he even makes it across the courtyard
>finally makes it out of there and gloats how he's so good at the game and the rest of the crew is shit
>finally gets in the plane
>complains on the way to the end of the mission
>friend asks: Now whats the next step of our master plan?
pic related
>laugh ass off and leave lobby as kid screams and calls me a nigger
What are your guys funny heist stories?
>>143695603
That one looks longer, and way more like a lamborghini.
>>143694179
The Pegassi Reaper, like all GTA Vehicles, is a combination of two real world vehicles. This is not simply due to copyright which was no issue in the Midnight Club games franchise, but because the GTA Series as a whole is a parody of modern pop culture. In this case the car is inspired by both the Lamborghini Aventador and the Lykan Hypersport.
>>143696004
I don't see it, especially from that angle. Doesn't help there's no rear shot of the Reaper though.
>>143695307
>its not in the next 7 days
>therefore not this week
>its in the next 7-14 days
>therefore the second week
>therefore within 2 weeks time
>>143696004
looks more like an huracan to me
I miss Zaturn
one of my mods is making it so starting a new game or replaying the prologue results in an infinite loading screen (if I delete mods/scripts the problem is resolved), but if I load existing saves in LS, then it's all good; I'm about to troubleshoot which one is the culprit, but why might this be?
these scripts [pic] cover nearly all that I'm using (Vitality - player health tweaker, too) apart from a relationships file edit which makes gangs hostile to one and other and Improved Pickups (button press to grab weapons etc.)
Never realised how beautiful the Cheetah is. Tempted to buy it.
>>143697536
>GTA V Cheetah
>beautiful
Pick one
>>143697724
What crawled up your ass today
>>143697536
its a good car, used to be the only thing I ever drove back on PS3. I recommend it.
>>143697974
It is the literal embodiment of everything wrong with modern supercars.
>>143698759
>modern
Its a 40 year old design lmfao.
>>143698823
>I'm retarded
Good to know, now I can ignore you.
>>143698994
Its a 1970s super car in-universe. Nothing you say will change that lmfao. Damn youre mad.
>>143696269
>>143696798
Front bumper - Huracan and little bit of Aventador.
Hood - Huracan
Lights - Centario
The rest - Lykan
>>143699435
At that point can you really say it looks like a specific car?
>>143699083
>im going to buy a cheetah
senpai...there are only 2 GTA games where you can buy cars. And i dont think he was talking about SA.
>>143699631
What does that have to do with anything I said?
>>143699771
>never realized how beautiful the Cheetah is. tempted to buy it
anon is going to buy the Cheetah in GTA:O
then >>143697724 says that the GTA V cheetah is ugly
then >>143697974 replies wondering why >>143697724 is so worked up
>>143698759 then explains why he thinks the Cheetah is ugly
>>143698823
Then it is said that the Cheetah (GTA V) is based on a 40 year old design, which it is not.
The statement is reinforced in >>143699083 by referring to the Testarossa-esque Cheetah in the 3D universe
and then I say >>143699631 that there are only 2 games in which you can buy cars, SA and GTA V. We are obviously talking about GTA V while you are referring to the 3D universe.
>>143700364
contain your autism, don't forget to take your medication.
>>143700841
you are free to admit that you are wrong
>>143701084
i wasn't him
>>143700364
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheetah
"Forget the last 50 years of technological advancement and hark back to the golden age of driving before seatbelts, DUI laws, anti-lock brakes and emasculating GPS systems with nagging female voices. A prototype sports car manufactured by Grotti in the early 1970s, this marvel of Italian engineering will over-compensate for just about anything. Just like the Italians." - Legendary Motorsports GTAV
>manufactured by Grotti in the early 1970s
>early 1970s
>1970s
>70s
You can fuck off now retard.
How the fuck are there literally 8000 level players on PS4 but no funbux
P L S
L
S
>>143699515
Yes, the design aesthetic is 100% without a doubt, a combination of the cars listed above.
FRIENDS
whats the best way to get lods of emone, quick
>>143701574
im being baited, come on dude you cant be this dumb.
>>143701719
>he wasn't around for the dns exploits
>>143701892
Play the game
>>143701892
Frig off Cyrus
>>143701906
>Im a retard who cant follow a conversation at all
>Its just bait
Kill yourself amigo.
>>143701958
thats not QUICK
infact, thats quite slow.
>>143701719
Transfers, you dumb nigger
>>143701906
Where does that anon imply hes talking about the 3d era Cheetah? Why are you implying he was? Youre very confrontational for rsomeone so dumb.
>>143701996
tfw people cant hear your music as you drive around
tfw no Rick Jeffery
Today I wll remind them:
http://i.imgur.com/3tTewno.jpg
is it possible to be in 2 crews at once?
>>143684284
Selling my T20 for this car
>>143703291
Yes
>>143703059
I like the original better
>>143704136
Nice shitpost
>>143671568
Then have words with your idiot brother because he's rolling with fuckwits and thinks their bullshit is funny.
Also, CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
>>143703390
That's a mod. The one going to be released is a lot less detailed.
>>143703390
>owning a T20
>>143704623
>official
>discord
Man, why does lester take forever to call about new heists?
>>143706249
Because you're an impatient child.
>>143706335
It's been 3 hours
>>143703390
Snapdragon pls
i do what i want then i spaz
>>143683710
It's made by Saudis, what did you expect. They threw giant wads of money at a bunch of French and Italian engineers to squeeze 700+ horsepower out of a flat six of all things.
>>143706667
because the dune coons know the flat six is the god engine
am i the only person who's fucking tired of the music yet? i don't mean on the radio, i mean every single fucking mission or gamemode constantly resetting the cunting radio, and every faggoty freemode event ending shitting all over whatever i was listening to
fucking easiest thing to add an option to turn game score audio to 0 but rockcunt won't fucking do it cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
>>143706925
I turned the music off in-game over a year ago and just listen to an external music player.
>>143706887
fag engine for boring fags who can't evolve you mean
>>143707052
what are you? some sort of V12 faggot or some shit? be gone
>>143707141
i was commenting on the fact that porsche are boring repetitive retards with no imagination
>>143707260
That's not a "Porsche" senpai, read up and watch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruf_CTR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSMCfPASImQ
im reinstalling GTAV
whats new in terms of updates?
drop your IGN in a reply if you're cool with me adding you so i have someone to play with
>>143707548
>Ruf Automobile GmbH is a German car manufacturer . Ruf vehicles are derived from unmarked Porsche chassis
so we have Porsche, the original boring ones, then a tuning company.
WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWW
>>143707787
>tuning company
naw man it says it right there, Ruf Automobile GmbH, a car manufacturer.
>>143707787
>Through these fundamental platforms, RUF manufacture and engineer its own original vehicles. Additionally, as Ruf continues to install home-made parts to the automobiles, (e.g. BTR, CTR3, RT12), instead of badge engineering, the company's independence increases. Thus, Ruf is officially recognized as a manufacturer by the German government. As such, all RUF models have certified Ruf VIN/serial numbers and are recognized as production models, rather than modified Porsches
>>143707141
are you richard hammond? get your dick out of your porsche fleshlight, friend
>>143707952
pedant gonna pedant
you fanboys are a super breed of dumb. goodnight friends!
>>143708138
If I make a car in my own factory that perfectly resembles a Porsche with my own parts, is it still a Porsche?
It's time.
Post your favorite songs from the official scores of any GTA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArA3bkumvoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pmrjbbvw10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUe_UOuRYSw
>>143710429
I don't know the name of it but it's the song that plays when Michael Trevor dress up as highway patrol
>>143710429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4QhEKPur18
>>143710952
You got the stupid or something?
>>143710876
They just used The Agency Heist for that.
>The DLC news was a posted a bay and a half ago and mrautism has already made 7 videos about it
>>143711231
Again
9 DAYS
>>143711203
Higgus did nothing wrong
i wish the blista compact was rwd
The Entity XF needs more customization options tbqh.
>>143711642
t. higgus
Reminder that higgus is not banned but freddy and flynn are
>>143713450
but anon, i am banned
>pacistan run with /gtag/
>heist goes off without a hitch
>someone grounds the dinghy at the end
>>143713561
Good, you should kill yourself too
crashed by modders REEEEEE
>>143707683avidyagamer
who up for some comfy RP
>>143714490
>RP
kill yourself my man
>>143713450
Freddy is not banned
>>143715831
What's wrong with RP?
>>143681995
was it me...
>>143716709
comfy please defend me and tell these bullies theres nothing wrong with RP ;_;
>looks just like a porsche
>it's not a porsche because people tinker with it and then call it a different name
that's retarded
>>143717537
Ofc my friend.
>>143715831
there is nothing wrong with some comfy RP, anon. Different strokes for different folks.
>>143717537
RP is gay
>>143718206
Nothing wrong with being gay
>>143718206
WELL WHATS WRONG WITH BEING GAY ;_;
>>143718273
>>143718292
Being gay is gay
Love to rise in the summer morning!
>>143717620
>tinker with it
thats the problem, they didnt tinker with it. the only part that comes from the porsche factory is the bare chassis
>>143718417
I bet u kiss girls faggot
So this coming update will be the biggest one since the heists update?
>>143718861
pffffftttttt
>>143718861
lolno. its just more deathmatch crap in freeroam.
The rhapsody is really growing on me.
>>143719135
rhapsody a qt but u ruined it with that bugcatcher
pcj-600 is a good bike.
FACT
>>143720038
2/10 bait almost fell for it
>>143720280
it isn't bait, it's a good bike.
>>143720382
the problem is there are much better bikes
>>143720418
i don't care if there is better bikes stat wise,
i care if the bike is fun and i think that the pcj is fun!
>>143720859
there's better bikes stat wise, fun wise and look wise, there's no reason to own a pcj, the only reason its ingame is to make u feel better about ur superior bike
>>/wsg/1104231
HONK
>>143721123
shit I'm fucking retarded.
>>>/wsg/1104231
How do I drift
>>143721527
By installing fun.ev1
>>143721604
Oh, so it's not legit
>>143721650
It's legit you just need to bypass rockstars fun blocker
>>143721723
Stop assuming everyone is on PC.
>>143721527
If you wanna 5km/h "dorito" (powersliding) like this you'll have to learn how to drop your car 2x more past the max suspension. Otherwise no luck since custom gta 5 online configs are allowed unless you menu.
>>143721814
Why would anyone unironically play on nofunmachines
>>143722554
>legitimately memeing with no regard
>>143722369
Meant to say
no luck since custom gta 5 configs like FiveM Servers are met with legal retaliation from r*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWioub_wZFE
Reminder that you should bow down before the great Nessibutt
>>143722972
>awd rally car
>dirt road
Rally =/= togue
>>143723340
bobcut nessi best nessi
>>143722972
hotdamn
>>143723601
I know, give me a bit and I'll make one for this segment then, I wish we were given more areas to mountain race.
>>143720990
i don't know about you but i enjoy the slow bikes, plus it reminds me of the streetfighter from vcs if you mod it right.
>>143723601
Nobody cares, you autistic fuck.
nullxcat4ever
>>143725740
If I see you near my girlfriend again I will kill you
Tfw want to play gta for my 1 day off and PSU gets raped
You guys better not be having fun ;_;
>>143726098
fuck off null is my waifu.
>>143725740
Annie is mine, back off.
>>143726826
Null is shit. Cat is much better than that neo-gtag attention whore.
>>143728143
>Implying cat isn't part of the neo problem
>Implying both of them aren't shit
>Implying I'm gonna post my name.
pffffft
HAHAHAHA no
>watching demetrious johnson (ufc flyweight champ) stream gta5
>his kids wake up and start causing a ruckus
>says he has to go afk for 30-40mins to put his kids to sleep
>comes back 5mins later
all of the girls in gtag are shit tier
all low hanging fruit
>>143728952
nigga be like
dis children wont be mine dis time of night
Is this Catower?
The thick neck makes it look like a dude.
>>143728952
That took him a long time to choke out a couple of kids.
>>143729228
yes its her and yes she used to be a dude
>>143729228
that's a blue whale nigga smarten up
>>143729228
Fuck off
>>143730529
>her
>she
>used to be
>>143728952
There's something really endearing about knowing celebrities are into the same goofy nerd shit that a lot of people are into
Not that GTA V is exactly niche but it's still cool
That's the second time today that a host has kicked me from a Sumo lobby along with the other decent players. Why do people ruin fun for imaginary money?
>>143729228
100% man tit
That feel when practice races you do no mistakes but then the actual race you do all the mistakes in the world.
Sorry Mangoo, I lost.
>>143732394
Fuck off nullfaggot
>>143728952
Is he any good?
2x rp & cash races
Random lobby vote races
>with pubs
come join!
>>143732593
I love you too anon.
>>143733239
>come join
Sure I'll just -
>Nullprophet
No
As much as people hate on the gold Swift and Luxor for being super expensive I hope we eventually get a gold Buzzard
>plz
>>143735660
>tfw no convertible/topless supercar
>tfw no convertible/topless 4 door
I hope we get more armored cars with this update.
>>143736979
no.
cavaclade fxt, contender, pmp 600 & admiral this update.
>>143736979
No pls
>>143737050
Cavalcade would fit more with the stunts update desu
>>143737173
how, it's the hd universe's equivelent of the cartel cruiser?
online trucking jobs when
>>143736094
>tfw peyote is one of the worst cars in the game
>>143737216
A lifted truck seems pretty stunty rather than being a high-end luxury car.
>>143737267
If F&F pans out to be what I'm hoping for, June 7th.
>>143737317
Maybe if you're looking for performance but it's a fucking rad car otherwise.
Anyway >>143736094
isn't a Ford Thunderbird, it's a Lincoln
>be me
>like 5 mins ago
>Playing gta 5
>fag kills me with me afk
>kickhisass.gif
>then goes to helicopter
>goes on yacht
>ThisIsthelife.jpg
>He comes after me in a boat.
> he literally jumps out of his boat
>I start shooting It till It blows up
>the motherfucker swims to the shore like 10 miles away from him
>and he could kill himself to spawn back
>when you kill yourself you drop $500
>turns out im fighting a jew
>mfw im fighting a retarted jew on a game
>mfw i have no life
If your wondering his gamertag "RaisingBeef225" on xbox one.
Do what you wish with that, I'm outta here niggers /b/ros /b/rothers / fags
>>143737267
>90% of Lamar contact missions involve trucking
>>143737659
This is one of the worst posts I've seen in a while.
>>143737505
It takes like 3-4x longer to do anything any other car can do. It makes me sad.
>>143737659
>retarted
why did i get out of bed
gtag is full of modding cucks now
nice knowing you guys, some of you at least.
>>143737912
He's probably like, some 13 year old who just got told by one of his classmates about some epic anonymous hacker site called Four Chins judging by how hard he's trying to be edgy and how he types like he's straight outta /b/.
>>143733239
Null, you never joined to finish our rivalry:(
>>143737718
I kinda meant more freeroam jobs.
>buy a faggio to start doing pizza jobs for up 1k per delivery
>unlock a special livery burrito after 25 pizza deliveries so you can start delivering mail around the city for up to 5k per job
>after 50 mail deliveries you get to buy a hauler stored at pegasus doing small trucking jobs for up to 10k
>after a 100 trucking jobs you unlock the packer for long distance trucking jobs for 20k per trip.
>>143738212
>I kinda meant literal autism
>all these billion dollar grafix cards with four wheels attached
>favorite car from GTAIV never
>>143738398
>implying it wouldnt be super comfy
>all jobs have a small chance of gerald calling you to smuggle some drugs for him during the delivery netting you 5k,10k,20k or 50k instead
>>143738510
>you will never ride a bicycle again at like 80mph like in SA
>bikes in game go like 10 mph and should just be thrown in the trash
Lemme get a crew invite: MadcatAI
>>143738625
the bmx goes p fast if u jump
>>143738510
>want to be a small-time criminal rebel like the guy in Drive
>every single update is some kind of wigger child bling wish fulfillment fantasy
I don't feel like Claude anymore.
>>143738674
Gotcha
>>143728573
What's wrong with me?
don't be scared, state your name and issues with me.
Let's resolve them properly like adults.
>>143730529
No I didn't.
>>143738809
you're on 4chan were all cool with you having been a dude and its pretty obvious like no offense im cool with you being a girl now and all but theres no need to lie about it that just makes everything awkward
>>143738212
>$1k for pizza delivery
>Franklin gets $500 for towing cars in SP where shark cards aren't even a thing
It's not a terrible idea, and it would be fun to have some legitimate work to get started out in Online, but I think just start out at the professional end, driving Post-Op vans and such.
>>143738756
low level garages and housing are the best
What are the best contact missions to spam solo?
>Music to blast in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_039RZrGcc
>>143738140
But you already bested me ; - ;
Lucha masks when
>>143738625
So you probably don't know about the best pedal bike huh.
>>>/wsg/1104546
Can we let higgus back in the crew? I think he learned his lesson.
>>143739531
go to bed, higgus
>>143738398
Fuck off cunt, those are great ideas. They could be just like VIP missions except more inclined towards low levels who don't usually get invited to be bodyguards and definitely don't have the cash to be a VIP. There are contact missions oriented to new players like Meth'd up and all the Gerald missions, heist-like missions with the Lamar missions and all that shit but no freeroam stuff oriented to them that isn't holding up stores. What's the point of GTA being about going from the bottom to the top and getting money if there's no way to get started when you're at the bottom?
>>143738212
You should email this to Rockstar.
>>143739128
>playing missions on your own
lol enjoy that shit payout
>>143739190
>speeding up your shitty turning-around-corners-slowly webms
Fucking hell you're a retard, kill yourself.
>>143739128
Kill List, Hit Em Up, Denial of Service, most Martin missions. But you should buy a Buzzard/Savage before you start them because they make missions way easier to farm.
>>143739683
but how else will I fit the 2.86 MiB limit.
Just been getting back into GTAV. Can I join you guys? I'll be on in a lil bit if anybody wants to get into some sumo or jobs or somethin. SC: MrStinktrigger
>>143739579
There's no way to get to the top irl. This will just be a lesson to all those faggots who are stuck earning us money.
>>143739941
done
>>143739869
You don't post them at all.
>>143739941
Save this f-a-m.
>>143740018
Can you add me too pleasehiggus
>>143740041
>>143740018
Much obliged!
>>143739984
>there's no way to get to the top irl
Yes there is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar
>>143740393
>dead
he got to the bottom
>>143738212
yes PLS
>>143740901
Well if you subscribe to the Egyptian theory of life after death he's rich as fuck in the afterlife, at least.
>>143739984
oh yeah no because gta is such a realistic game
I prefer neo-/gtag/ over the old-/gtag/. Everyone is a lot more friendly and welcoming and less hostile. Shame /gtag/ still has some toxic players from old-/gtag/ hanging around.
>>143741812
Name the toxic players, fag.
>>143741812
>MUH NEO-GTAG
>I LONG FOR THE OLD DAYS
i was talking to catower about you kinda faggots hours ago
jesus christ we've run out of shit to shitpost about other than antagonising specific (ex)crew members and shitposting about inter-game drama
>>143741929
>i was talking to fatower
And you consider your opinions to have any worth?
>join crew
>crewkill
>make drama
>join discord
>call out people for powertripping and just generally insult them
>make drama
>people don't realise if they nipped it in the bud in december, higgus wouldn't have escalated to a point where hes become a /gtag/ enigma where posts are unquestionably posted by higgus
>lets keep responding to higgus instead of flat-out ignoring him, he'll soon tire out with his sperg behaviour
>they don't have this common logic
you guys were easier to bait then /kfg/
tfw getting crashed by a qt named mew princess coz i sniped them after they left strip club coz i needed rp in the event ;_;
>>143742207
>he'll soon tire out with his sperg behaviour
sure, not-higgus
>>143742302
>HE ACTUALLY RESPONDED!
>>143742330
What makes you think it's not a samefag?
Is this your first day with him?
Higgus is cute, CUTE!
>>143742423
what makes you think >>143742330 isn't samefag
>>143741812
Shame you haven't killed yourself.
>>143742207
i read that as /gtag enema
is higgus our gtag/ enema?
>Higgus banned from discord
Thank you based >Nullprophet
Daily reminder that people white knight this.
>>143742634
Stop being so thirsty Ezek
>>143742643
Saved to fap over, thanks.
>>143742643
Disgusting, keep this shit in the cancer chat.
>>143742634
Fuck off Ezek.
>>143742643
who is that meant to be?
>It's a discord drama episode
This is why neo-/gtag/ is the absolute worst.
>>143743208
This tbqh. Keep Discord and discussion of the chat in the chat, it's not relevant to /gtag/.
>>143742926
Stop avatarfagging as the hamster girl.
>>143742207
Hey higgus, in feeding that enigma as you called it on the discord. Nice post.
>>143743549
thanks
gta should finish downloading when i wake up
going to bed now
love you senpai
>>143742207
But his sperg behavior is hilarious
>>143742643
Superior flat
>>143745484
kys
>>143745859
Fat chest detected. Nobody will ever come close to your heart
>>143746079
I have a flat chest because I'm a fucking guy
>>143746494
A guy with terrible taste
>>143652335
>>143746670
Never post ever again please
>>143746573
No, that would be you.
>>143746763
That's a lowrider ya dummy!
I just had a dream where in the new update, there's new locations for missions namely India and some parts of Asia that's literally just a grassland with no buildings or anything at all.
>>143747280
Grand Theft Auto Mongolia when?
>>143747340
There's always that new Ghost Recon game.
>'neo-gtag' bullshit started by faggots kicked from GTAG
>perpetuated by nobodies with that same old "look guise I'm an oldfag" mindset
We've already been through all this a year ago with the >PCucks shitposting
>>143747410
pcucks is still a thing
reminder: do not bully
Anyone else noticed this weird glitch lately where in jobs where enemy aircraft attack you (e.g. Humane EMP with enemy jets, Humane labs finale buzzards) the enemies don't pursue you and instead need to be sought out and only when you're like, within 200 meters of them they finally take off? It makes the humane labs finale a total bitch that takes like 10 extra minutes to complete because you need to fly all over Blaine county to blow the enemy choppers up.
>>143747674
Fuck off and die
>>143747869
go away, anon.
>>143747767
I've noticed the Savage escorts staying grounded during the 'convoy' setup. Also had 'objective' enemies (like the NOOSE teams during Prison Break) spawning in really weird areas, like miles away at stadiums and shit.
anyone want to goof off in freeroam.
The amount of difference between clothing and weapons texture quality is really ridiculous and really annoying if you want to get a close-up shot of anything because it exposes just how low-res everything else is compared to guns.
>>143748870
fps
>>143748793
samefag here. farming missions to get ready for FnF is also a thing
>>143748926
I don't know what you mean
>>143748870
damn...
>>143748952
If you're farming mission I'll join you then.
>>143749243
add ItsCruiser ill hop on
>>143748870
First-person perspective forced them to make the guns prettier.
>>143749758
I'm not complaining about the guns being high quality, I'm glad actually.
It's just really jarring, hopefully they add some new kind of gloves in the next update that have higher-res textures.
>finally hop on this dead game because money for races
>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E
Win rate is increased exponentially
>>143737718
>90% are drive a truck 3 blocks to the oil refinery hill
>take the tanker towards sandy shores and comfy cruise back through the hills/stilt houses
>AFKs stop being afk, grab their hugbox hydra and instagib the tanker because you didnt farm the mission ASAP
>"""""""""""""""""""""trucking"""""""""""""" missions
>>143750271
How the hell do teammates blow the truck up in a contact mission if you're in it? Is the cargo treated as a separate vehicle or something?
>>143750271
>playing with AFK randoms
There's your problem.
>I once fucked about beating up roid monkeys at the beach for 20min
>guy actually thanked me after I explained that the payout increases after time
>>143750471
yeah the trailers aren't considered part of the vehicle and take bullets and explosions damageat least it did back when i playedon dedgen
i don't know how many missions of lamar and that satellite communications missions i failed because tards climbing on top and miniguning the roof and chasing in kurumas """"""""""firing"""""""""" their AP pistols """"""""""at"""""""" cops and chase enemies
Would you trade both your character slots for a fresh character at any rank, with any amount of money with a face change?
if yes I can hook crew members up.
>>143751189
Ayo des what's up.
Hello guys, I'm tired of randoms fucking my pacific standard heist, can you guys black up my sorry ass ?
I'm from gtag PC EvoLuckas socialclub id
>>143751189
can i still have the same name?
>>143752018
pc yes, console no
>>143752260
that's super tempting, gonna think about it
des here, someone fucking shoot me my controller is making my game unplayable/controllable
>level 404 doesn't skip heist cutscenes
WHY
I DON'T NEED TO SEE TREVOR RANTING FOR 3+ MINUTES FOR THE 100TH TIME
>>143754169
I usually go to grab a drink during the cutscenes
>>143754169
i just hit mute and look at whatever in the steam browser
>>143754169
>not loving the grand finale cutscenes
>kuruma shitter repeatedly rams my car as we're leaving the apartment in pacific standard - bikes
>dies the moment he gets out on the road on a lectro because he can't into playing without an armored hugbox
Classic.
>Putting randoms on the Prisoner and Guard parts of the job
>One player messages me asking if I can switch him to guard from prisoner
>Ask him if it really matters
>He actually gives me an answer that makes sense
what is happening to this world of randoms
>>143757209
What'd he say?
>>143757209
higher lvls have more health you fucking newfag
also access to more weapons
>>143757352
that he was level 100 and could use a wider array of weapons than a level 13.
>>143757389
My mindset was more "I don't trust either of these guys to fly and not die, so the weapons thing never really crossed my mind
>>143757439
crossed my mind and I didnt even know what they said you fucking plebget gud
>>143757579
Good for you, anon!
>mfw flying a plane in Vice City on PC
watcha up to anons?
I'm doing some car maintenance and garage stuff whilst pretty comfy in bed
>tfw bought the comfy 6 car house with a pool
>Have no idea which cars I want to put in it
>>143759181
how can you be in your garage doing work and in the bed at the same time, do you sleep in your garage?
>>143759917
i meant irl im in bed, in game i'm thinking about which cars i want where, and even selling one or two i'm done with for now.
>>143760017
well now its not interesting anymore
If I spend all day playing heist finales with randoms would it be possible to afford a Banshee 900R with all the upgrades or should I not waste my time
>>143760213
>with randoms
Well there's your problem
Does the Primo Custom have any performance boosts, or is it just a bad lowrider?
>>143760254
nobody on GTAG does anything other than play game modes and freeroam so I don't have much choose.
>>143758612
>2012
>play vice for some nostaliga
>drive the front of a car into a wheel height amount of water
>tommy starts screaming
>cant exit vehicle despite the doors still being on land.
>wasted
and i never played vice city ever again
>>143760065
huh?
>>143760213you'd be better off getting lucky with a ncie modder that could spawn you cars to sell to the los santos customs ppl
>>143760279
off the top of my head, nope i dont think so, but wiki ought to have more info about that.
i own a primo custom and it looks decent, nothing too special tho
>>143760351
tommy has aquagenic urticaria, read the manual bro
>>143760595
>nice modder
i cant remember the last time a modder gave me money instead of blowing me up
>>143760767
lemme know ur name and next time i'm in a lobby, and with my friend, i'll ask him to spawn a car that u can sell for 200k or so, anon
>>143761248cameeo
>>143761518
cool, i'll remember that. hope ur having a nice day/evening btw!
>>143760329
That's just not true. Have you tried simply asking?
Discord makes it really easy to get people who are online together for something.
>Steal the Valkyrie
>Everyone gets in a Hugbox and drives right to the chopper
>they all get BTFO by a rocket while I casually fight my way through
>One dies again and quits
>>143761908
Fuck off fatower, your shitty chat is garbage and nobody should ever enter it lest they immediately develop cancer and die.
>Further Adventures in Finance and Felony
>it's VIP 2.0
>need 10mil to be CEO
>can't buy the cars unless you're CEO
>>143762274
>Fuck off fatower
Make me.
>>143762571
Game's been out for nearly 3 years now, if you don't have enough money to become a CEO you're a lost cause anyway.
But really, from the sounds of it (purchasing properties and shit) CEO sounds like it's way more permanent than being a VIP. I'm guessing it's one down payment on an eligible property and then you've always got it available.
>can't buy the cars unless you're CEO
Very unlikely, they wouldn't get the casual audience's purchases of the lastest and greatest super if that was the case.
>>143763079
They'll probably lock some of the car mods for CEOs only, like they did with the Revolver and Switchblade engraved designs.
>>143763079
>I've been playing the game regularly for 3 years, so everyone has!
>>143763310
Doubt it
Most likely we'll just get the traditional 1 gun and 1 melee and they'll continue locking those.Also if you purchase them while a VIP/Bodyguard you can always change between them even when you're not a VIP/bodyguard
>>143763793
If you don't have 10 million in the bank you're either a retard or playing on ps4/xbone aka a retard.
>>143764141
>memeing platform superiority
Shit, did I wake up in 2011?
>>143764141
>if you don't cheat you're a retard
>>143764317
Precisely. You had over a year where cheats didn't get you in trouble.
>>143764230
I dunno, I woke up on a planet where consoles that force you to pay to play online were still acceptable so it's entirely possible
>>143764317
Picking up money from cheaters isn't cheating.
>>143764625
>Force me to pay to play online
I haven't once paid for PS Plus :)
>>143764625
yes it is
>>143764691
same
>>143764712
In what way? What would you do if you had millions dropped on you, with no way to get rid of it other than spending?
>>143765195
start a new character or if i was over lvl 100 spend it on something i can get rid of
like rebuying yachts or something.
>>143765668
Incoming defense about how its not his fault and how he shouldn't gimp himself
>>143765896
Man I don't care if you think I'm a cheater, you can hate me but I won't hear it over the sound of being able to afford whatever I want without grinding pacific standards over and over.
We should let niggus come back, he's a fucking faggot that'll get back every single time anyway.
He'll sperg out, go away for a month and then come back anyway.
>>143766570
Fuck off Higgus
>>143766570
t. higgus
who's in game at the moment, and watcha up to?
>>143766469
Goalposts, where'd you go?
>>143767149
I'll be online in 40 minutes
>>143766469
>"I k-know you are but what am I?"
>>143767423
I'm not going to convince you that picking up money that someone else dropped isn't cheating so why should I bother?
>>143767914
It's theft IRL, and cheating in video games
>>143767149
jobs, makin money
>>143767896
>stutter typing
And I don't see how that applies, I never called you a cheater.
>>143768058
>It's theft IRL
Stopped reading there.
>>143768253
Man, you have delusions like no other.
Also, lets not sit here and pretend R* isn't above taking money from people who got money from cheaters
>>143767726
i hope u will have a comfy session, anon
>>143768207
sounds gud! i hope its goin well c:
>finally get out of court settlement
>its night time
just
>>143767423
Right here
What's the best way to level up when taking Fun into account equally as much as RP per minute?
>>143770702
doing double rp events with the crew
>>143770905
>With the Crew
But anon, I think the crew is dead on my platform of choice!
>>143771014
>on my platform of choice
ded crew
ded gameeven tho burger is back
>>143771186
Man, I was gone longer than I thought. PS4 free aim is somehow even more dead though.Every time I get to the point where I can start thinking about a good rig for PC, something comes up, eating most of my nest egg
>thingken of comf
lspd you're surrounded give it up
>>143771889
throw a molotov at them bruh
>>143771889
SANTA MARIA JOSE, CABRON
asking for an invite into the pc crew. thanks!
sc: lenvris
>>143771816
>being of comf
>went to bed
>forgot to unpause GTA V download
>can't play today
jesus christ the faggio is a drifting speed demon
also 410,757,864,530 Akumas but still no Bagger
>>143775593
No one wants to play with you anyway Higgus
>>143775823
if it comes to that i'll play with myself, depressing as it is, im content with just driving around in my bright yellow rhapsody honking the obnoxiously loud horn
so if your statement is true, theres always a fallback
being a /vg/ meme means you have to ensure fallbacks
>>143776041
>i'll play with myself
>Start a new character
>Try to find a job
>Kicked
>Kicked
>Kicked
>Lobby floods out
>Kicked
fuck this game for not having the ability to modify your primary player
This game can be pretty if you force it...Post screenshots n shit
>>143775593
>>143776041
Might aswell just cancel that download
Driving around aimlessly doesnt sound much fun Mr shit meme
el sucu tucu is fucking awful
>>143779951
in this depraved existence you make do with what you have
the hell is race transmission (custom 3)
>>143782031
Engine "race" transmission
the third one you unlock
>>143782317
i was unaware there was more than 1
>>143782031
Is that suppose to be the scooter from FLCL?
Niggus literally added the entirety of GTAG.
>>143785516
pretty much yeah
im not entirely sure if this was worth it
>>143786045
I had that at some point but I sold it to make. Ire room. Doing drive bys on a Faggio is gold if you actually kill them
>>143786043
I have it on good authority he won't be making it back into /gtag/ under any circumstance.
>>143786043
Higgus sucks dickus
Can we ban annie now?
>>143786453
Man, what's the GTAV euqivalent of that baby? And please don't say Blista compact, Futo, or Ruiner
>>143786585
Keep Discord drama in the Discord.
captcha europcar rue
>>143786643
There isn't one yet.
I live in hope
>>143786858
It's useless. We're getting more super expensive luxury cars
>>143786737
>expecting sub the drama starter to quarantine his drama
lmao
>>143786881
No one cares about your Discord bouts, stop posting.
>>143787078
>>143786881
>>143786585
Discord was a mistake
>>143787325
Ban these idiots
>Faggots posting Shitcord drama
>>143787745
*Faggot
>>143787836
stop trying to deflect the point
Hey guys, I made a GTAG subreddit so we can discuss more topics easier.
/r/gtag
>>143787745
No good brother can withstand the Maria
>>143788240
>subreddit
cancerq
>>143788357
Not anymore cancerous than what's going on right now.
>>143788240
at this point its better than whats going on in this thread
>>143788561
>fight cancer, with cancer
we can't lose
Ayo senpai, new Discord, down with >NullProphet's shitty admin
https://discord.gg/012c5wjFOL97EbtBI
>ezek
>subscyed
Just stop we don't care about discord here.
Please keep your drama in the discord.
>>143790475
Hey cat, did you find a bridge to live under yet?
>>143782483
there are 4
Is there anyone spawning hackerbux nowadays?
>>143786242
>That bumber
>Bolts
no it wasn't
Why can't we own these
>>143790475
i havent posted anything discord related in these threads ever
t. ezek
>>143793257
http://www.docktease.com.
>>143793623
I meant the truck wagon!
>>143793827
rude much
Sent a request on the crew
id: sunrise9999
Can we ban everyone in the discord from the crew?
THE QT RETURNSProbably
>>143794443
Ayo your profile needs to be public so we can toss invs.
There, changed to public>>143795076
Whats the most active /vg/ crew these days?preferably an EU crew, but if theres mixed i dont mind
>>143793921
>I meant the truck wagon!He knows
>>143795570
Gotcha
>>143795949
Got it, thanks senpai
>>143796008
Welcome to the crew, watch out for Higgus, >NullProphet is a faggot, etc
really nigga?
https://a.pomf.cat/ewboko.webm
Rude
>>143796282
the people who care are not here
>>143796465
Fucking
>NullProphet
fuck off
>>143796465
the worst.
>implying I didn't catch the back of someone when feigning to let them pass me
"Why are you unzipping your pa-"
comfy
>>143787965
KIll yourself Null
meme car was a bad idea
"Don't roll your eyes at me young lady"
"This is MY body, I can do what I want with it mom"
>>143775816
Ride around on some kind of cruiser bike, hexer etc.
>playing with mate on dedgen
>spend close to an hour looking for a Buccaneer
>"oh wait, if I drive around in his Phoenix, other muscle cars should spawn."
>Find a Bucc in literally under ten seconds
I only have 100k~
Whats the best value for money car in the gameor how can I make like $50mil without breaking a sweat or paying R*
>>143798503
Look for skids to drop money on you
Get money
Spend all the money fast and buy five 10 space garages and fill them with T20s in case you get banned
>>143798503
Best Value for Money car is the Schafter V12 (Armored), costs about 350k thoughGet a menu and do the Fleeca Tunable for 15m
>>143798790
the fleeca what
>>143798503
I made that much yesterday playing sumo. git gud at that and races until thursday and you'll have a nice lump sum to play with.
>>143798974
Tunable
>>143799019
>>143799019
the what now
>>143652119
Casual reminder that this is the new and official discord
https://discord.gg/012c5wjFOL97mcXdE
>>143798503
>>143798790
Best value for money car is easily the normal Sultan. 4 doors, goes like hell, looks pretty legit, decent amount of mod options, good two-tone color scheme, robust body for dent-resistance, and has 4WD for mountain-scaling.
>>143799138
The Fleeca Tunable
>>143799226
How do I do that one?
Anyone trying to play with me? I'm bored as hell.
>>143798620
>Look for skids to drop money on you
what?
>>143798790
>Get a menu
a whatnow?
>>143800091
google it
>>143799693
No, nobody is.
>>143786242
Performance boost from the 900R kit? Yes.
That riceshit front splitter? No.
>>143800364
which one
>>143800556
>No, nobody is.
No one asked you to be a faggot about it, dude.
>>143800957
And nobody asked you to be a faggot, but you still continue to exist.
>>143799226
What's a "The"?
>>143801028
I bet you thought that was clever, huh?
>>143801180
I bet you thought you didn't sound butthurt when you wrote that post, huh?
>>143799542
>get menu
>do fleeca
>set money to 50%
>after you get the deposit box, turn on the tunable
>finish heist
>get 15mil
>>143801307
Booo, try again.
>>143801434
No, I can tell you've had enough. I'll leave you to play with yourself, as usual.
Wish I could go back to 2015 when PC /gtag/ was fun and not full of trannies and dramaqueens
>>143801974
This is the future you chose.
>>143801349
You sneaky fucker
>>143791487
>>143800673
already changed it desu
>shoot someone with heavy sniper
>switch to DMR and aim in their general direction
how can anyone beat this strat
>>143800364
pls respond
>>143802394
This is the
>NullProphet
We've become.
You all let this happen.
It's everyones fault.
power rankings, decided by (you)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10346305
>>143803551
Fuck off with these shitty polls.
>>143803551
mods delete this
>>143803551
>not higgly piggly
>not bestie nessi
>not hotter4potter
it's like you have no taste
>>143803551
can't post uncensored shit like that here
>>143801349
Does the other person notice you making bank?
>>143803551
>im not there
ha
ha
>>143805918
Feels good, man.
>>143803551
>still considered a comfyfag
>>143803551
>MPJens not being voted for comfiest
What even
>>143806685
Jens is most autistic
>>143806754
Comfy is just a buzzword for autistic.
>>143804764
dunno, probably not though
>>143659636
What's with the garage filled with average cars?
>>143807449
everybody needs an inconspicuous car
also theyre all 4 doors
>sniping the LS customs from Augury insurance building
>several kills later some fag sets me on fire
ah fuck off
>>143807660
every baddy on the street can just download a menu and make up for their lack of skill. its a shame.
>>143807660
>playing gta online on pc
>Overwatch is a shit
>Dark Souls is a shit
>Rocket League team is a shit
Welp, back to GTAO I gus
>>143807660
>playing gta online without protection on pc
>>143808528
no1curr
>>143808528
>Audio Squid is a shit at videogames
fixd
>>143808528
ay you wanna play rocket league breh?
im Challenger 1 Div 5. im still bad though.
>>143809984
buzzard.gif
So I made a race.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs?missionId=oz7Edkh7BUa0dLeSHCweVA
>>143810716
Good for you
made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNlYKIJoFQ
just sort of some autistic cinematography and editing exercise i did for practice in case I ever do anything for real
>>143811954
Was fine until you started focusing on the tranny. Keep your girlfriend out of future videos.
>>143812485
:(
she's in almost every shot
>>143809984
>Another update without an unarmed buzzard for sale
>>143813950
>unarmed buzzard
whats the point? youre still gonna get shot down.
>>143814337
>Being bad
>>143814483
ok, youre still going to have people /try/ to shoot you down, mr ace pilot.
>>143803551
>dodged another list
Good times
Nice try, satan.
Poorfag with shit pc here, can you give me a good setting for gta san andreas. i just want smooth fps, that´s it.
Specs: intel celeron e3400 2,6 ghz, intel g41 chipset, 2gb of ram
>>143814483
>>143814670
>regardless of skill choppers can still get fucked over by rockets' RNG tracking
>the only time jets get hit is when the game glitches and there's no missile warning
>>143816036
I'd try emulating the ps2 version
>If you're here, who's buried in Yankton?
What did he mean by this?
>>143816036
well first, i hope you find your time machine again and leave 2001. secondly, just put all the settings to minimum and increase them until it becomes not smooth
>All we have to do is get in the helicopter
>someone dies parachuting in
>>143816205
Tried once, laggy as fuck
I used to have the game and it ran fine, but now it lags. I tried many settings, but the fps drop in crowded areas
>>143816468
>Parachuting in
>Not just sniping everyone from the warehouse across the water and then landing safely
>>143816638
Nah, Prison escape
>>143816468
>prison break
>only have 3 people
>decide to go with a random 4th
>what could go wrong well just give him the easiest job
>go through the prison at record speeds
>everything going great
>fly the plane to the jump point
>random in the buzzard sees us all jumping and decides he should jump out of the buzzard too
>>143816726
>demo
>easy
everytime ive played prison break i always see the buzzard shot to shit
What color makes aKalaharinot look like shit
>>143816962
demo literally has to do NOTHING AT ALL
>>143817028
he can shoot down the lazer if he so desires
>>143816236
What do you fucking think retard?
>>143817198
except there's no point in shooting down the lazer
>>143816685
Oh, nothing much you can do to help retards there.
Dude, How do you lose your heat, then let Rashkovsky die as you jump out?
>>143817661
crashing this plane
>>143816236
he meant he wanted a slice of some deep dish 'cago 'za
This one's for Jens!
>>143818647
Kaz may be last in the race but they will always be #1 waifu
>>143818647
>Kala stops in the middle of the dirt road
>no bushes anywhere
rigged race to make me come last desu
TLegacy1G
pc gtag lads i wanna join in
>>143818647
>New PC
>Still running toaster graphics
What the fuck even
Wait...
>NullProphet
mfw
>>143818914
also hello guys whats up, I probably wont f5 for a while so don't bother replying i'm just being courteous
>>143818914
Gotcha
>>143818914
Gotcha
>>143819081
thanks mah brudda
can someone invite me to some fun games that make bare p's and make bare rp's please
>>143806356
>881x758
>>143818881
>>143818970
It's on very high grass tho.
And I took picture as I was driving towards the goal
>>143816998
matte green
>>143819509
>very high grass
Maybe you should prioritize actual graphics over shitty options like that.
we're all eu right guiz?
or are we a minority at this time of the night?
its good to be back senpai
anyone online rn? i only got two guys online and they aint joinable
>>143819448
But that's not 10k
>>143819713
who are you
>>143819672
99% merrcian and 1% euro
>>143819713
literally who?
>>143819773
>>143819885
its me, higgly wiggly!
>>143819713
Please save /gtag/
>>143819591
>guy who never actually changed settings for gta 5
>>143819971
Who?
Are you like a shitposter or something?
>>143820035
Oh, you're an idiot. Why didn't you just say so?
>>143820005
im banned from the crew, but i'll try and post in the general
>>143820052
the greatest
>>143820157
>this guy doesn't understand how to 144 fps.
Cmon anon please.
>>143820052
It's Higgles! The Neighbourhood mass crewkiller, shit-stirrer, retard autist!
>>143820219
All shitposters are the same, they just have different names, just leave
>>143819971
Drawing a blank here
>Race
>It's a super race
>Long straight aways
Every time.
>>143820267
Like I said, an idiot.
Sent an invite for pc GTAG, CDNGooseGoose.
is it possible to make an attractive gtao female? In the entire life, I've never seen one online, or in these threads
>>143821250
Gotcha
>>143820267
Who the fuck uses only half of 8MB of Vram
Who the fuck tries to get a competitive advantage in GTA of all games.
>>143821250
Got you
>>143820219
higgus?
>>143821617I have 2 970's in SLI
>>143822040
>I have 2 970's
I take back what I said before; you're not an idiot, you're a retard.
>>143821617
Also
>having all AA enabled.
>>143822209
FXAA doesn't impact performance but helps how it looks.
I have all this power so why the fuck wouldn't I use x8 MSAA.
>>143822304
>FXAA helps how it looks.
lmao and you're calling others retarded
>>143822135
>NullProphet
Bro, just let it be. Retards gonna retard.
>Finally get my girlfriend to play GTAO with me
>Immediately stops playing after half an hour because /gtag/ and randoms were thirsty as fuck and wouldn't leave her alone
I shouldn't be surprised but I kinda am
>>143822627
What, is this your girlfriends first time on the internet? Is she a tranny?
Any girl that isn't an attentionwhore or a tranny knows you just pretend to be a guy.
>>143822868
Kinda, she is normie as fuck and still considers video games to be for children and I was hoping to disapprove it, but I forgot how people react when they hear a vagina talking on the internet
>>143823009
Well you could try again and just have voice chat set to friends only next time at least while she learns the game
>>143816998
Matte olive green, matte desert tan, and classic yellowalso get a roof,it looks better
>>143822627
>she can't handle the internet
Pathetic.
Did anyone notice all the tattoos the Minivan, Buccaneer, and Tornado updates brought?
It's prettySpooky.
>>143822627
Just be glad the experience didn't turn her into a total whore like Catower. Then again Cat was never loved to begin with.
how do I make screenshots not look like shit
>tfw you drive throughout Los Santos remembering specific places where you were part of crazy firefights between crew and pubs
>tfw positive feels
>tfw you remember places where you parked your dukes while people flamed at you for crewkilling
you guys remember pic related? we were up against two randos and kept pinging them with DMRs
>>143824295
Not every woman is an obese tranny coalburner like you.
>>143824295
> Here we see Catower, the common cave troll outside her natural habitat.
>Strolling through the wilderness, it seems to be donning whatever its last victim shed to flee
> It's not more than a simple trashbag fashioned into a hoodie.
> The horror.
>>143824946
>>143825554
Geez sub you sure are upset for some reason.
What's wrong?
>>143824597
i dont know
>>143824597
turn ya settings up
>>143825606
Those aren't even me, but thanks for namedropping. I was actually about to conker out before someone kindly notified me of your bullshit on here.
You're just making me laugh, really.
t. Subscyed
Applied to the crew
SC:higgus
>>143826465
You're funny, anon, but I'm banned from the crew permanently! Never getting back in!
>>143825990
Oh, here's the proof, because I forgot complete mongs like you need it to see what's real and what isn't, Cat.
>>143826465
Higgus do you have a steam? I can get you back in the crew if you message me
>>143826564
>"They didn't ban me, I banned myself!"
Sure, autismo.
>>143826790
Blater phrased it as "You're never getting back into the crew, as long as I'm leading it, I'll do whatever it takes to keep you out".
>>143826759
I'm not getting back in, ever! But my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/higgus
>>143826961
Don't worry, I have a way.
Otherwise I'll join you in destroying this crew once and for all
>>143827067
Hi sub.
>>143827487
>>143827487
>>143827487
new thread
>>143775816
anon try driving around paleto and country areas in a suv or country vehichle, i hope u find one soon
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