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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
how mans rams do u have, anons?
Stop posting so many images when you can't find anything to talk about.
In actual GTA talk, what's your favorite mission?
Any game and GTAO applies as well.
I really likeSlow and Low, it's a nice break from the usual pace, even with the shootout at the end.
>>143433849
All of them
>>143433849
8gb
>>143432725
ye he's a good boy
>>143433849
sixteen
>>143434037
>tfw no pets in online
>tfw if there were they would get run over by armored cars or shot to death by jets the moment they left the house
I'd have to go John Wick on some motherfuckers
>>143433854
That one mission in Vice City where you fly around in a helicopter piloted by Lance while you shoot an M60 was pretty good
My favourite Online mission is probably Series A Coke
Early xth for Annie x Snapdragon
>>143433854
so far the yoga mission is my favourite, i actually enjoyed the yoga, i did the breathing myself as I played it, and then the part that happens after really hit me strongly, i felt some intense feels, unlike anything else in videogames.
>>143433928
>>143433984
>>143434037
that's good to hear anons, i hvae a few rams myself too i believe
>>143434578
I'd tell you to download some more, but I have them all. Sorry
>>143434490
I like Annie + xSnaodragon. That way I can file shit car taste under one entity instead of two.
>>143434490
Kill yourself.
>>143434921
Crime pls
nth for snaps a T20 shit
>Owns a T20
>Exclusively avoids races
>>143434661
>>143434490
>>143435003
I'm not any of you tumors on this general. Fuck off to your chatroom for this offtopic cancerous shipping bullshit.
>>143435219
Kaz pls
>he doesn't own a blazer2
>>143435780
Unfortunately trying to remove a second rear wheel just renders the Blazer undrivable and it get stuck
Maybe shooting the tires out didn't help
>>143432585
OC'd to 4.5Ghz
>>143436745
Your RAM speed seems really low. My old DDR3 RAM ran at 1600MHz, and the new ones run at 2400MHz. Do you know the settings for the model of RAM you have?
>>143436936
Fuck off
>>143436936
>blater you're a dickhead
>if i ever see you in game you're fucked
edgy
stopped pretending to be a girl yet?
>>143437095
it's 1333Mhz
>>143437307
Do you have the timings and recommended voltage, too? I don't know if 1333MHz would solve all of your problems, but changing the BIOS settings to those values might be a noticeable improvement.
>>143437218
I identify as heavy rifle. Check your privilege.
>>143437606
Meant to post this here >>143437307 but 4chan screwed up.
>>143437647
>identifying as the second most shitter sniper
Makes sense
>>143437805
>I want to shoot at jets all day with the stock rifle then cry in the thread like the little bitch I am.
>>143437934
Actually the only good use for a Heavy sniper is to shoot jets, and the only time I use it over the regular one :^)
reminder, or notice for some people, don't kill friends of gtag crew folk. It's rude and not on, some people just want to chill, some are friends and just want to hang with us, so if a fellow crew member asks you to stop, then stop. Cheers.
Reminder to always kill this guy >>143438509 on sight, even if he asks for you to stop.
>>143438509
wow you are the worst kind of cancer.
>>143438509
A bounty is a bounty Comfy.
Can someone tell me why we've gone back to the WE R 4CHINS LEEJUN LMAO XD emblem again?
Its shit.
>>143438974
Can someone tell me who let this faggot in here?
>>143439107
Don't call my wifes son a faggot its very immature and rude.
>>143439107
Not even in the crew and it's pretty cringeworthy
reminder that crew don't need to beg for moneybags. if you're desperate for bux I can give you a leveled character with a hundred mil, the downside is it uses your transfer and overwrites both slots.
>quick job contact mission
>spawn in an entirely closed box
okay then
just got crashed by maks_ulk from the current session
>>143439107
>we r leejun XD
>>143439649
Kys
>>143440545
what
Properly made thread
>>143438592
>>143438592
>>143438592
>>143442137
Tough luck princess, there's no rules stating you need to have a link to the previous thread.
Update tonight
Screencap this post
>>143444460
Why did you post a chav with down's syndrome
>>143444630
It's Krop.
>>143444050
ebin
>>143444804
>>143444806
It's either tonight or next week I think
>>143444996
Or the week after next, or the week after that, or the week after that...
>>143445070
Cunning Stunts is July 4th 4 sure.
So E&OC2 has gotta be before that.
UPDATE IN 30 MINUTES.
UPDATE 12 MINUTES AGO
My game is actually updating right now guys
No joke
>>143436936
>I'm not paying for a menu
>deletes a car with the SNS Pistol, something only menyoo has
>perfect aim when you say that you have a really laggy internet connection 99% of the time
Why don't you stream some deathmatches?
What happened to "I'm done with /gtag/" or "I don't lurk the threads anymore"?
>>143433849
>tfw nigger ram
Also I have no idea why it says crossfire is disabled, it isn't.
last night was very fun we should do stuff like that more often
>>143445937
Todos
>>143445582
It's just server optimization, read the patch notes
>>143446127
>"optimization"
So, absolutely nothing?
can I get an invite to the PS4 Crew? Dougdfc should be my social club thingy
>>143445937
something different though, yachts definitely get boring quick.
Man, I love it when randoms are shockingly competent
>>143433854
Fuck Slow and low so fucking hard. Tried it when I was new to GTAO and pubbies couldn't avoid cops at all. Not to mention how this could happen
>>143449178
shoulda been going lower and slower ;)
>>143433292
I want to be Blitzkrieg too.
>>143430554
Ps4? No doesn't look like it..
>>143449178
>unironically driving a niggermobile
>>143451904
It's a niggermobile mission you niggermobile
>>143451904
>unironically not driving some of the best looking cars in the entire game
Plebeian. I bet you unironically drive Supers.
> tfw Nessi is gone for good and will hopefully die in active duty
> his buttbuddies are gone as well
>>143454134
>ywn be as autistic as bassy
>>143454134
>summoning the buttbuddy defense force by mentioning that wet noodle of a man
way to go
>>143454134
>reposting this from the thread link autist's thread
you must really care about him
>>143454134
>yfw Nessi comes back in 3 months and valkshits on you
Who are the newfags making threads early and improperly, leaving out previous thread link and such? Seems like a few threads in a row.
>Crimeliar tells me to kill myself
>remember Crimeliar is a liar and cheater and really means I should live a long healthy life
>>143454134
Now to bring back everybody Nessi has kicked .^)
>>143436936
WHY DO YOU STILL DENY IT?
I have menyoo, but i dont use it in crew pvp gamemodes and act like im some highly skilled player.
>>143455282
it's desync :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ896NzTijw
Reminder that you can blatantly use a menu in freemodefor funand not be a shitter or use it to troll pubs/crewmembers.
>>143436936
>Blater if I ever see you in game you're fucked
Not if I crash your triggerbotting griefing ass first. It's cute, your denials. I'm going back to sleep, here's your (You).
>>143455575
i enjoyed this a lot my friend
>>143455575
Crew session with this shit when?
REMINDER THAT FREDDY GOT BANNED FOR BEING TOO COOL OF A PERSON
>>143456294
He's not banned.
>>143455115
It's Annie. He's bragging in discord about making the threads.
>>143433292
sc: gesserschmitt
crew: pc_gtag
>>143456884
Gotcha
>>143456976
thanks!
>>143457842
I_NEED_TP_FOR_MY_BUNGHOLE.webm
>>143455575
bruh you should see some of the fun shit I built
>tfw I forgot where I backed up my spooner files
Has anyone encountered that Kristen Schaal player in-game and if so what is their moniker?
>>143464752
Murray.Present
>>143456830
African american brethren, I've only made one thread and that was game modes edition.
Please rate my character.
>>143471692
shit/10
>>143471692
I give it a trenchcoat/mafia
>It's wack.
Why is Almios such a shitter
What's the best bike and why is it theHarley Davidson Road KingWestern Sovereign?
>>143474797
Because it's not
>>143474684
lit who
>>143474917
https://m.harley-davidson.com/#bikes/flhr
Except it is.
>>143474684
Almios is kinda cute desu
>>143475703
Thanks anon
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>>143478123
ded gaem
>>143478230
I blame Gayverwatch.
update tuesday?
who anime here
Something anti-discord
>tfw map isnt this big
>>143484709
What all cars can have the princess robot bubblegum livery?
Any idea when Social Club will be fixed? Still can't make my emblem transparent.
>>143485387soon
>>143485128
>Be a couple miles from the fucking sea
>choose not to make your city a port city
god dammit Las Venturas
>>143487063
mountains
>>143487876
tear them down
>Meet another /gtag/ in another game
>They are at the bottom of the ladder
Sad
Lets play some PC Gamemodes!
>>143488037
To build a wall you have to start at the bottom.
https://youtu.be/bF9ImXZyqtE
>>143488381
Is the autism required or just encouraged?
>>143488660
Why not both?
hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler HITLER HITLER HIT ME WITH THOSE LASER BEAMS
lmao who the fuck is Nessi?
why are all 4chan generals full of 4chan e-celebs?
>>143492087
Is this your first day on /vg/?
>>143485328
just the sultan
>>143492340
I just ignore talk of e-celebs.
>>143492430
>E-celebs
you're using this word wrong. It's simply a member of the community
Who are the gtag celebs I need to avoid?
>>143492704
Everyone above muscle on the social club page.
>>143492515
Lol, community. If you're known on an anonymous image board, you need to re-evaluate your life.
>>143492937
Known, or strive to be known?
>>143493086
Strive, yeah.
>>143493153
I was gonna say, just being known isn't inherently bad. the former president of an NBA team was a regular poster on /sp/ for a while, and he was only revealed to be who he was because someone found an old article with matching facts
>>143493304
shit, pic got stolen
>>143493465
>>143493304
He certainly looks the type.
>>143493615
Yeah. But he's legit the smartest man in almost any room he's ever been in
How would /gtag/ react if you can go bowling?
>>143494259
big american titties etc
>>143494259
I'd rather go fishing or hunting. Why isn't there a hunting challenge in Online? It has the potential to be as incredible as the bear-punching in RDR.
How would /gtag/ react if you can go bowlingwith the GTA IV characters including Niko, Johnny & Luis?
>it's a crime posts on discord as young medkit from mobile episode
>>143496013
>its a crime namedrops himself to stay relevant episode
>>143496194
>>143496013
Who is crime?
(Crime got auto-corrected to cringe. Ironic)
Am I the only one who wants to see a "Lost MC plays Ballad of Gay Tony" just to see their collective reaction to Billy working with the Triads to off Johnny?
>>143497925
For what purpose? They knew Billy set them up as soon as they almost got killed.
>>143498835
Brian still sucked Billy's cock & there's some random GTA V Lost bikers who think Billy never sold them out.
G A M E M O D E S
>>143502958
gamemodes are boring, family
>>143502261
Too much science
>>143502958
Hunting Pack is fun as fuck. I'd join if I wasn't already doing heists.
http://expansivedlc.com/june-2016-dlc-release-schedule/
>>143496013
according to this post I'm a 21 year old black guy healslut.
fucking epic my dude
>>143504191
More stuff no one will use or play after a week
>>143504317
You'd have a point if people weren't doing VIP work or freeroam events still
>>143502958
>implying anyone wants to play with null
>>143506319
>>143503042
cmon u know u wanna join.
>>143464752
I thnk their name is Spinelli something. I saw her running around on the beach acting like a total tard.
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater
should i start up the game or leave it be?
t. potter
>>143509262
Nobody cares
>>143509391
found the saltminer
>>143509262
m4p? Come back senpai. Your memes over.
>>143509942
Memes never die
>>143510027
This general is a meme. And it's dead.
>>143507128
What were they doing on the beach?
>>143509262
please come back potter
thinking of you
>>143511339Your mom
>>143511339
They were just running around and jumping at pedestrians walking on the beach. I do not even think they threw one single punch.
>>143512136
Sounds like good fun, what is the problem here?
>>143433854
>Stop posting so many images when you can't find anything to talk about.
Yeah, better to let the general slide off page 10 and let the crew wither away completely!
>>143512648
That player is only level 37.
BAN
WAVE
FUCKING
WHEN
>>143513371
Never
>>143509942
I was just on, I play under a different username now
>>143513371
NEXT FUCKING TUESDAY GET HYPE
>>143471692
>backwards baseball cap for urban appeal that can quickly become a useful visor
>trenchcoat for elegant fashion with real protection from damage and the elements
>comfy white T-shirt, a classic casual staple, unpretentious and breathable
>flexible heist pants with tapered legs for maximum agility
>tactical boots perfect for the rough streets of Los Santos
>submachine Uzi, cheap and economical in the current economic downturn in San Andreas
9.5/10
>>143510027
suprised you cared enough to keep that tbqh
>>143513429
What is it?
>>143445851
>12 GB
>666 mHz
oh wow
>>143455115
>STILL salty about leaving out literally one line of text in the OP
If you want to look at old threads, the archive is right there.
>>143515190
Fuck off with your breaking of convention. Go back to discord.
>>143514504
Nothing wrong with DDR3-1333
>>143514260
the one that starts with an a
>>143515352
I've never posted on Discord and never will
I just leave the thread out because a) it's too much effort and b) it makes people like you extremely upset over something so trivial
Tell me when gamemodes are over and done freeroam is happening.
>>143502261
ANON!
i need approval from neets on a poorly maintained video game.
>>143516415
okay
>>143516415
You look like Die Hard 1 era Bruce Willis if he were a ginger addicted to crack.
>>143455205
Bring back Crafty!
He's pretty dead I heard.
>>143516534
all of my property is in blaine so probably fits.
>>143516805
fuck crafty, that asshole crew killed me for fun
verelrielrelireilr!
We're doing crew stuff
>>143519369
Fuck off. Your taste in cars is shit.
>>143520043
How long until some cunt comes around asking for game modes or tennis or something.
>>143520568
We came back from game modes so...
Lots going on today
>>143520728
Nah, you came back from game modes to a dead lobby now you're circle jerking in an apartment.
>>143520728
delete this please.
>>143509262
I capped mine too.I'm at 3,000 hours.Kill me.
is online broken? cant get on
>>143521428
im online at the moment anon, seems fine to me
>>143518521
Fuck that anon, Crafty can fuck off with that "cop" piece of shit.
>>143521915
my controller stopped working but i tried to get online and it worked, so i restarted the game then it failed to connect again. i tried ten times. fuck this.
>>143522828
damn, tried restarting steam?
>>143522828
Restart you computer.
>>143520626
>not posting the stripper
null plz
>>143518521
>mfw
I what now?
Who are you and what even happened?
Also, I'm not dead.
Sucking some dick atm
>every day
>everyone goes offline after gamemodes
I miss the old crewmates that are dead and gone that would do nothing but kill people in freeroam all day.
>>143525145
I can't speak for everyone, but it is 1:17 am and I have stuff to do tomorrow.
>>143525174
You don't need to speak for anyone. All of them going offline right when the playlist was over says everything that needed to be said.
>>143525145
>>143525238
gamemodes were started because freeroam was dead. game modes took a long time to finish. people were tired of playing after finishing gamemodes. it's not like the gamemodes siphoned off players from a freeroam pubbie cucking session since again freeroam was dead when the gamemodes were started
>>143525550
if only we had a way of adding user made content and running our own private dedicated servers.
you cucks let the fucking shills run the show. RIP game and custom multiplayer. gta iv is still good.
y do ppl say freeroam is dead?
>>143527257
They're bored.
>>143526660
>if only we had a way of adding user made content
Durr
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Content_Creator
>>143529053
KYS
>modders now have anti-crash
why even play
>>143529313
Now do that in real life, Fatower.
>>143529313
I'm not.
>>143529637
Buy me a gun and I can promise you I will.
>>143531607
>doesn't already own a gun
What are you, poor?
>>143531770
can we just nuke australia already
>>143531770
he's way more likely to be chinese or asian of some kind than australian desu
>>143531770
holy shit htis makes me mad
>>143529290
You first senpai!
>>143533132
Fuck off you cancerous shit.
tfw 46fps near a wall of clones
>>143533687
Why is your game in soft-focus?
>>143533820
I have DoF off, that only does that in explosions, I think it's part of posffx. Also, it's a still image from a saved video clip so the quality is doubly bad.
>>143533561
You first senpai!
>>143534608
Seriously, go back to your shitty fucking chatroom where you can be safe from all criticism and differing viewpoints so you can post your retarded filtered-to-hell comic and blogpost while attentionwhoring and being surrounded by your beta orbiters. Nobody wants you here, you're the largest fucking tumor on this general since QT and that's saying a fucking lot.
>>143534962
Nice meme faggot.
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: macro image replies
>>143531714
Yes.
>>143536212
Shame.
Reminder that Ryu and his shitter Mexican friends are KOS.
We weeb car now.
>>143535156
What is "shitposting"?
Shitposting is "knowingly contributing low quality, off-topic, or ill intentioned posts."
>>143537152
>What is shitposting?
Anything posted by nullfaggot.
>>143537284
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i dont like someone who posts here they must stop it >:(
what time is dinner ready mommy
>>143537651
>projecting this hard
>posting facebook frog
Holy lel.
>>143537784
h-hah ha i bet he uses facebook like a normie
only true anons should be able to post here, its our reward for being mentally disabled manchildren that will die alone
>>143538125
>unironically admitting you're a normalfag and think 4chan should become a 2nd facebook
Sasuga, attentionwhore enabler.
>>143538276
i dont need to have a job, mommy and daddy will take care of me, most people now live like this right?
>>143538523
Blame the Republicans for college students moving back in with mommy and daddy.
>>143538523
I have a job, actually. Just because I don't bow down and worship attention-whoring cancerous faggots like you do doesn't mean I'm unemployed.
post you're characters
>>143539315
PS3 graphics are really hard to look at now
>game modes with gtag
"Nice hacks."
>>143454134
>mfw literally who
>>143540059
Thanks for the game modes anons who played.
>>143537284
>>143537651
>>143537784
>>143538125
>>143538276
>>143538523
>>143538881
This is why discord is better desu senpai
Here's Nagis ace grenade play from my POV.
>tfw Nessi is gone for good and will hopefully die in active duty
>his buttbuddies are gone as well
>>143541098
Yes, you posted this already.
>>143541128
I didn't.
>>143540274
>attention whore paradise ruled by nullfaggot who can remove all dissenting opinions
Yeah no.
Where the hell is the new event week announcement? I swear it had gone up by now this time last week.
H-hype?
>>143541098
still here friend
t. potter
>>143541098
>>his buttbuddies are gone as well
What do you mean?
>>143541098
Yes, someone posted this already.
>tfw Nessi is gone for good and will hopefully die in active duty
>his buttbuddies are gone as well
>>143546326
Truth?
>>143546348
>driving a kuruma
So this is Neo-GTAG in action, huh.
>>143529313
>now
I knew you were a fucking idiot, but thats half the reason people use menus, anti crash has been there for a long ass time
uninstall game pls
>>143546663
>Neo-GTAG
>Kaz
>Calv
>Neo-GTAG
>writing GTAG and not /gtag/
if I'd have a video editing program I'd edit a (You) over this guy, just for you
>>143546712
How'd you get the third person crosshair for the heavy sniper?
>>143546898
>if I'd have a video editing program I'd edit a (You) over this guy, just for you
Sounds like NullFaggot behaviour. So you ARE neo-gtag.
>>143546901
1. complex reticle in settings
2. first person view
3. shoot
4. ????????
5. profit
>>143546989
No, I'd do it just to spite you, shitposter
>>143547051
gtag is dead. Just add the old senpaitachi and you'll still get in sessions. Then you can add anyone who isn't a complete shitter. That's what I did.
>>143547051
>calling people shitposters because they dissent from your opinions
NullFaggot behaviour 101
Anyway, you're still a fucking shitter for owning a Kuruma
>>143546326
>>his buttbuddies are gone as well
jokes on you I am here forever and you cannot do anything to it
>>143547175
>NullFaggot behavior 101
Can we all just at least admit null is a problem? All he's doing is starting crew drama. I'm not saying he has to be kicked, but at least he needs a verbal or written warning to stop his bullshit.
>>143547428
Every time that happens he just replies with (LE YOU) or straight-up ignores it. He barely even posts in the thread any more because people in the thread see through his bullshit shitposts, so he stays in his safe-space chat where he can happily ban anyone who does anything he doesn't like. It's a sad reality, but as long as there are beta attention-whore enablers in his safe-space chat, he's not going to realise that he's a problem.
>>143547561
Crew staff refuse to kick him under any condition. Crew staff also use the discord.
>>143547140
What does that have to do with me though?
>>143547175
I call you a shitposter because that's what you're doing
>>143548008
yes BOOB post
>ask a modder to give me and my friend a stun gun
>drive around the map tazing everyone
>tazing players in cars gets them to fall out of the car
Fucking loved that.
tfw you will never go on holiday to hawaii and molest null
just end my life already
>>143548539
>ezek the fedora faggot is the white knight defending nullfaggot
Color.
Me.
Fucking.
Unsurprised.
>>143548701
Can we ban all these faggots now? Including the leader and comms who went to discord.
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52618/gta-online-further-adventures-in-finance-and-felony-coming?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=newswire&utm_campaign=gtaofaff-05272016
>>143549163
>it's real
Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!
I was SO fucking ready to call you an asshole but I'm SO fucking happy for new information
>NEW FUCKING LAMBO
AAAAAAAA
>>143549163
>Hardly any info
Fuck. Sounds like it could be cool though. I hope it's some passive thing, though I doubt it.
>>143548701
I also occasionaly fap to traps and would really appreciate it if you take some pics of yourself in some panties that will barely cover your tiny dick and balls.
>>143549041
You could just leave and make a new crew for autists and assburgers.
Trust me, you wont be missed m8.
Even the frogposter is right about you faggots.
>>143547561
>>143547652
Demote him down to rep/muscle and see how many people still want to slurp on his cock.
>>143549471
Judging by
>one of GTA Online’s biggest and deepest updates yet.
and
>Acquire a high-rise office and special warehouse properties to begin buying and selling a range of contraband across the city
This isn't going to be passive whatsoever. These are new properties that will ALWAYS be there to assist you in VIP modes. Since VIP mode can't always be enabled I feel it's extremely likely the Warehouses will double as large garages and the high rises will double as high-end apartments.
>>143549631
Fuck off with this shit. There's video games to discuss.
The Reaper looks absolutely incredible, I'm no car expert but the front end looks Huracan inspired to me. Car models have been getting way better lately, the T20 was especially really accurate to the p1 aside from minor differences, so I hope it's fast as fuck so we can finally get a competitive lambo that isn't the shitty Zentorno.
Will there be new heists?
>>143549795
I mean, owning properties and having those properties generate money for you, passively, isn't something new. I'm talking about a system like in GTA SA. I'm not really sure that you understood that.
I do think that's really unlikely though, because R* giving out "free" money is fucking stupid.
>>143550009
No. There'll probably never be any more heists added.And good riddance T B H, I would take a hundred new VIP missions and freemode events that don't need a single loading screen to play over a single new heist.
>>143550023
I don't want to have to leave my game idling overnight to earn money.
I really like the idea of going after downed jets and shit, there's one adversary mode thing where you're a VIP who crashed his jet and need to be rescued by a bodyguard + that one mission in SP where you shoot down a jet then steal a briefcase. Active fun > Passive $$$ over time IMO.
>>143549631
Why should we be the ones to leave? You make a discord crew and have the 5 faggots who actually give a fuck join you. You people don't even use the general anymore for anything other than shitposting.
>>143549937
>That car
Instant buy, I don't care if you guys call me a shitter
Also prepare for this to take a dump on the T20 and broughy to get mad about it
>>143549937
>it's just another damn Lambo
When are we going to get some good cars?
>>143550184
Personally I don't like doing shit in freemode anyway. Because people are random and I have no idea if I die or not.
>>143549780
see
>>143547652
Blater uses discord when he's not posting webms.
>>143549937
I hope that shit is about as good as the top 3 supercars, or maybe better. I think it looks better than all of those 3.
>>143550279
>people are random and I have no idea if I die or not
...Same can be said of heists though, you're always gonna fail if your set of randoms is bad, freeroam or otherwise.
But yes, there are downsides to freeroam missions - namely menushits ruining your fun and jetshits, but with enough coordination you can avoid the second. Downsides to Heists is that NOBODY can die, ever, and if even one guy leaves it's game over.
>>143550246
God I felt like unsubscribing when he went on like, a 17+ minute rant about how much he hated that the Sabre Turbo Custom broke the Muscle class.
>>143550525
>...Same can be said of heists though, you're always gonna fail if your set of randoms is bad, freeroam or otherwise.
But in that case I don't die, I just fail. I think that's better.
And of course, menu bullshit as well.
I prefer contact missions anyway. Though they're pretty fucking boring now.
>>143549937
>it only costs 5 million of your earth dollars
>>143550525
I get a giggle out of watching him get salty, its kinda cute how he holds back just swearing and shouting
>>143550645
I can already feel the $50k deducting from my bank account when I inevitably crash it into a river.
In case anyone missed it
>Look out for more details along with the official trailer coming next week.
at the bottom of the post.
So we won't all be left in the dark 'til the release on June 7th.
>>143550213
>Why should we be the ones to leave?
Because you are higgus tier socially retarded and shouldnt be considered human.
>You people don't even use the general anymore for anything other than shitposting.
Yet when people do post ingame related stuff or lfm gamemodes you go full manchild, then post dickhead greentext dumb shit about betas
Instead of being in gtag why not join the other general vg crew?
>>143514504
speccy halves frequency, it's actually1333mhz
>>143551101
Why don't you make a shitty discord crew nobody wants to join?
>>143551101
Avatarfagging is against the rules, Ezek.Especially ironic since you're avatarfagging as the manchild's #1 favourite FOTM shitty anime while accusing others of being manchilds.
Guys, what the fuck?
If you want to ignore discord shit then just ignore it.
If you don't want to join discord shit then just don't.
Gtag is about playing with friends and having fun together playing gta 5 online.
It's not about pretending to be a girl, drama about using menus, being a faggot crew killer or drama-monger.
Just ignore the shit that you don't like, and interact with the stuff that you enjoy.
For example:
Comfyanon ignores discord drama and bullshit weirdness.
Comfyanon enjoys playing with gtag crew buddies in gta 5 online and has fun.
Simple c:
>>143551381
P.S. If you break the crew rules, and cause drama and bullshit, then you will be kicked and excommunicated. Simple as that.
Don't try to force anything, don't try to appear as something you're not, don't try to come here with faux pretences and ideas to do this or that. Just be yourself. If you can't be yourself here, and enjoy playing gta 5 online with other people, then fuck off to another game where you can pretend to be shit and interact with other people that will touch dicks with you and shit like that. Cheers.
>>143551381
>It's not about pretending to be a girl, drama about using menus, being a faggot crew killer or drama-monger.
But they do all of those. That's one of the major reasons we want them gone.
>>143551381
Comfy, you're right, but a lot of the time they incite the drama intentionally since they can't just handle keeping their circlejerking and discord drama inside the discord.
But that's enough, it's really sad that less than an hour after we get new information on an update we're instantly back in dramamode.
>>143551535
>P.S. If you break the crew rules, and cause drama and bullshit, then you will be kicked and excommunicated. Simple as that.
>Don't try to force anything, don't try to appear as something you're not, don't try to come here with faux pretences and ideas to do this or that.
They do this too. Null made the discord so that he could be in charge. If he could, he'd kick blater out and take over as leader so everything is a circlejerk about him.
>>143551538
>>143551545
I honestly don't know who you are talking about, is it this Null person? I barely seem them when I play (maybe that's a good thing?). At the end of the day if someone is causing issues do two things:
1) Send a message to whoever in the crew has power to kick people and shit like that, and extend the courtesy to such person to tell them why the so and so deserves to be kicked.
2) block them, mute them, w/e, cease interacting with them. 9/10 times this works because nit wits that thrive on drama die out when people stop giving them the attention they so desire.
>>143551625
I really don't care about who or what Null has done. Making a discord, in my opinion, is like making a paper plane - do I give a fuck? No I don't. Do I care if he tries to force everyone to look at his paperplane? No I don't. Do I care if newbies may come here and see his forced paper plane and consider it this or that? No I don't. Newbies are newbies and will find their own way. I don't think Null, discord or not, has any 'power' or 'influence' at all. It's just sycophantic bullshit and it's annoying to read all the time. The less air-time this stuff gets, the better.
Just play gta 5 online and have fun with ur buddies, let's do that and be chill!
>>143549795
>one of GTA Online’s biggest and deepest updates yet.
>biggest and deepest
That's a pretty lewd way to descripe an update.
That's all i ahve to say btw.
>>143454134
>his buttbuddies are gone as well
Nope were still here.
>>143552320
Well I'm glad they're gone now.
>>143551609
this si fkin savage btw
i was reading some comments on some youtuber dudes video about gta 5 the other day and they were tearing into him abotu being a kissass, hype-fag and shit like that. was fucking gnarly.
>another update not coming to the 360
This is fucking bullshit.
>>143552907
There will be no updates to 360 ever again anon, didn't you know this?
>>143552907
>he doesn't know that the freeroam events update marked the end of last-gen support
Dumb frogposter.
>>143552574
He deserves it.
>>143552907
Even my semi-retarded deadbeat stoner brother managed to scratch up enough money to upgrade to xbone
>>143551381
>>143551535
>>143551768
Fucking THIS. In addition to that, we've got a bunch of lieutenants and comms who aren't even actively GTAG, and want nothing to do with GTAG, but are occupying positions that could otherwise be used to influence crew politics and make a stand against nepotistic circle-jerking.
>>143553634
And you can tell your brother thank you for me.
All he had to do was land the plane with no resistance
>Mission Failed, the plane was crashed
HOW ARE YOU SO BAD
>>143554674
>tfw I fly the plane through the windmills and everyone loses their minds
>>143554810
If you're good enough at doing it, it's fine. If you're this retard and crash it TRYING TO LAND.. I hate you
>>143554810
omg...
I've never done a heist.
What do?
Ive not played GTA in aboot a year or more.
LADS
>>143555256
>open phone go to jobs
>wait until phone popup comes up
>accept phone invite to heist
>go to apartment
>go to planning room
>pay to start heist
>complete mission and get no money
>on final heist mission get paid
>>143553634
sounds like the target audience
>http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-05-27-gta-onlines-largest-ever-expansion-lands-next-month
Where are they pulling this out of their ass?
It looks like a pretty small one car + new VIP mode update. nothing like the 8+ car updates we used to get
Who the fuck is already saying this is a big or significant update from the informaton released?
Good color scheme on the Hakasake bike?
>>143556483
Bati
>>143556274
People who actually read the newswire post instead of just looking at the pretty pictures and concluding there's literally 1 car in the update.
Now consider yourself filtered.
>>143556507
That is not a color scheme, friend. And besides, my Bati has Redwood theming
>>143552907
I was disappointed as well, I've been playing the 360 version for a long time and still had a lot of fun. I finally upgraded my PC and am now able to run GTAV on it and it's definitely better, but the near-constant disruption via script kiddies is extremely frustrating. The VIP shit has been fun though.
If you're remotely considering moving up a generation I've heard better things about the PS4 version's stability but I'm a sucker for the 360 gamepad. I fucking love it.
Actually pretty happy for this, I like racing and it'll be a fun way to earn some extra dosh for the F&F update.
>>143556612
please enlighten us
What is the upside to owning a Yacht, let alone one that costs 10m
>>143557039
how about you fuck face read it yourself
>>143557039
fuck off retard
>>143557039
*here comes tha plane vroom*
fucking baby
>>>143549163
>Further Adventures in Finance and Felony combines all new gameplay with a host of special new vehicles
>new vehicles
>vehicles
>s
>>143557215
You can spawn on them, they have helis and boats, free guns and ammo, you can do piracy prevention on them, plus it has the qt french bartender.
Quality
>>143557215
You can spawn on it allowing instant access to a helicopter, you can host parties there (if you're comfy-inclined), you can start the Piracy Prevention VIP work, it has an indoor bar, weapon spawns, personal wardrobe, looks really fucking cool, and you can pretty much chill there without getting killed if you turn on the Anti-Air defenses.
But don't get me wrong - it's not at all necessary to enjoy the game or anything. If anything, it's just a good endgame reward if you really have way too much money and too little sense.
>>143557215
Nice just leaning on the rail and watching retards in their Lazers getting shot down.
>>143557578
>>143557582
THIS too. This is actually the biggest reason I've been considering getting one, it's extremely relaxing to just lean and look at the nice water and shit.
>>143557039
Learn to read you fucking retard
>>143557989
God the Supervolito is awful.
If I ever buy a yacht it's gonna be the halfway one simply because it comes with a Swift rather than a Volito.
Coolio, didn't notice this was back to being the GTA General instead of that retarded "GTAO" shit-thread.
So does anyone her fucking play single player? What mods do you like using? Still waiting on InfamousSabre to put out his Pickups mod so I can limit the amount of weapons I carry before doing another playthrough of the story with GTA Realism plus a few other things installed.
HATE NOOSE
>>143557582
>>143557578
>>143557545
Thanks anons!
Incidentally, I reget buying the stilt apartment
>>143558183
>didn't notice this was back to being the GTA General instead of that retarded "GTAO" shit-thread.you're welcome
Never experimented with mods other than one simple model replacement.
>>143558692
Why are you posting generic Buzzard kills?
>>143551136
>>143514504
Tfw people don't know what double data rate means.
What's the best SMG? and best Assault Rifle?
>>143557006
>half-off Gunsurgent
You've got my attention.
>>143558851
Why are you posting generic car pictures?
>>143549937
Where are you seeing this.
I tried googling your pic butnothing shows up.
>>143558886
we are not on /g/ don't expect these people to know what those mean
>>143558915
the one you get used to
>>143559058
Yeah sure, but which one kills in the most hits to the head? The combat PDW takes about 15 headshots at close range, and the Compact Rifle takes about 9
>>143558994
Cuz somebody asked about mods, ya dingaling! Nobody wants to see boring freeroam kills that any one with 2 eyes and functioning limbs could also pull off.
>>143559014
The update page.
>>143549163
>>143558158
Volito comes with champagne and Internet. It's about the same speed as the swift although it is slightly slower. The Volito gains altitude faster than the swift so it's better at dodging rockets.
>>143558760
Hope you have fun leaning, anon.
remember...
>>143559287
It has really fucked up balancing and that's my issue. It can be flown fine but when it comes to landing the thing it's like its entire centre of gravity is fucked up.
>You can't own those beachside homes near the Doctor or the Azerbaijani
>>143559538
iktf anon....
at least we can have fun with friends outside!
>>143559538
It's really depressing, the furthest left house used to be my absolute favourite property in San Andreas. I wish I could own it online for the nostalgic value.
>>143559642
how
>>143559513
That's understandable, but how often do you actually land it before ditching it?
>>143549163
>Acquire a high-rise office and special warehouse properties
Are these permanent or will I have to acquire them everytime I wish to do this activity?
>>143560442
It's gonna be like a high end appartment that you will have to buy to have access to the missions
probably need over 2m to even do these new VIP missions
>>143559156
from worst to best
rifles:
Chink ak
tavor
g36c/type 95
aku
m4
pdw's:
uzi
tec9
mpx
mp5
I feel like Aside from the Akuma, I have the least normal taste in cars. I mean, my gotos are the 9F, Blade, and Hotknife
>>143560617
Tec9 is a machine pistol, same with the AP Pistol. You also forgot the advanced SMG
>AR 15 is best
any particular reason?
>>143560268
we were doing tricks at the canal then a kill list came up, it spawned a jet at vespuicci, for a reason the kill list never happend but a gtag buddy blew up the jet and we then did tricks and stuff off of it, was a fun time
>>143560617
This is in no way accurate rofl
How the fuck is the ak74u better than any of the other assault rifles?
>melee assumed teammate for shiggles
>WINNER
wew
Just fucking google for GTA Online Weapon Spreadsheet, it has all the stats
>>143524487
EDGE EDGE EDGE
>quick job heist
>humane labs with two players
>both are speaking russian
>one is 114, one is 214
>both are in the IGN clan
>it's set to easy (0.50x cash & RP)
The fuck did I just walk in on
>>143561674
>then a level 14 joins
What the fuck.
>>143563016
That picture makes you look fat
>>143560815
advanced smg would be between tec9 and mpx
also I just put the tec9 there because single hand use weapon in pdw/mg slotyes I categorize the thompson as mg
>>AR15 is best
>any particular reason?
good rpm, accuracy and damage over range
>>143561058
literally laughable amount of recoil
you can empty your magazine and have virtually no bullet spread
>>143563081
i know anon...
>>143563307
Walking is comfy too fatty
is that KERS bike worth the 750k?
>>143563498
i know anon, irl i am skiny so pls do not bully me okay
>>143563939
no it's not. it's simply not, i wish i had a reason that was interesting however there is no reason because rockstar decided to give it awful everything apart from 'kers' and then slap on a price tag that is ridiculous. If anything, it stands as a white flag showing that we shouldn't, in rockstar world, consider things good simply because the pricetag is high for such things.
>>143563939
Yes.
>>143563939
I like it but don't bother with it if you plan on using it in races, the KERS is disabled.
>>143563939
Its like a shittier boost version of double T.
>>143564609
What's the upside to the Double T?
>>143564659
you can turn everywhere all over everything.
Its not very fast but its maneuverability for dodging and weaving is phenomenal.
>Pacific Stanard Job
>Going down the alley
>Going well, nobody is dead, nobody is hurt
>Suddenly, a player quits
why
>>143564659
maneuverability
ridiculous mobility
there's a sweet spot between both wheels that can bounce off things at every possible angle
fast wheelie acceleration for those fast hit and run situations
Would the 75% off bounties thing mean that if you put a bounty on someone then took it yourself, you'd profit?
>>143564940
See this again, except we're 50 feet from the fucking baot
>>143567114
At least you didn't get all the way through to passing the bridge only for one of the heist crew to end up being a script kiddie who wanted to spend 45 minutes wasting everybody's time.
>>143567241
I've never completed these heists, ever.
>>143567114
>>143567241
Also, I don't get it. what would him having scripts mean? Did he just instakill everyone or something
Burger is a saucy cunt
>>143567473
Blew up the boat by spawning about 100 explosions then left the game.
POST YFW WE GET A SIXTH PROPERTY SLOT FOR 10 MORE CARS
>>143567886
Warehouses should hold more than 10 cars.
>>143567886
I STILL NEED TO FILL OUT MY SECOND AND THIRD GARAGES WITH CARS I WANT
>>143567886
I'll enjoy driving the new meme car for a week
>>143567886
i work at R*
You'll be able to buy hangars from LSIA
screencap this
>>143568295
God that would be awful. The car storage would be amazing, but it would be a worse battleground than Eclipse Towers
>>143567978
They will probably say that you need most of the space to hold your organization equipment and merchandise so there is only a small area for your personal vehicles
I hope the Reaper doesn't have cheese grater holes.
>warehouses
Ok R*, this is the perfect place to fit in a weapon storeroom where we can store and display our unused weapons
what is the latest meme car?
what is the most memeist car?
i have a cheeseburger minivan that's been modded at bennys, it's memey but that's coz i consider dank memes to be yummy like a nice warm cheeseburger.
wat do u anons think?
>>143564940
4 the lulz
>>143549937
i'll bet 10000 for me against you anytime bitch
>>143569942
just incase anyone was wondering, my chopper (hexer) is cheesebuger coloured too, it's just coloured like those fancy neat cheeseburgers that were black coz of the shroom dye...
>>143570030
pls don't bully fellow gtag buddies, thnx
>>143568791
There is an option called passive mode
>>143570030
In what? What prompted this
Post characters and/or favourite vehicles
>>143570226
Not as VIP there isnt
What? What's this? Crafty's dead?
>>143570875
He's not, though.
Screenshots in 4k
>inb4 why are you linking to photos on an imageboard
I doubt they'd fit in the filesize limit
http://www.playm.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/GTA-5-Online-Further-Adventures-in-Finance-and-Felony-Bild-1.jpg
http://www.playm.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/GTA-5-Online-Further-Adventures-in-Finance-and-Felony-Bild-2.jpg
http://www.playm.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/GTA-5-Online-Further-Adventures-in-Finance-and-Felony-Bild-3.jpg
>>143570875
Don't start this anime avatarfagging shit again.
>>143569908
They've already said keeping all weapons is a feature. They'll never add what you want. If you can't handle that, why don't you go make your own game and add it?
>>143569942
>I'm not fat don't make fun of me
>yummy yummy cheeseburgers
>Saving failed - unable to connect to the Rockstar game services.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tsM_uY_fKw starts playing
>What do you want, Michael?
>>143571574
Not even him, but
>suggest something that would improve the game since we aren't in fucking 1995 any more and we can update games to improve them
>DURR WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YER OWN GAME IF YOU WANT IT SO MUCH
Cool, so when Rockstar decides to cancel all further updates tomorrow to focus on making Table Tennis games, I can tell you to just 'make your own GTA 6'.
>>143571057
But he's not been in-game for months?
>>143571862
Except that gta v is a complete game and anyone getting mad they stop development is a retard.
>>143571315
>http://www.playm.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/GTA-5-Online-Further-Adventures-in-Finance-and-Felony-Bild-1.jpg
so is this the arcadius or IAA building
>>143572018
Good thing we're not talking about GTA V then.
>>143572678
>Cool, so when Rockstar decides to cancel all further updates tomorrow
Except you were dumbass.
>>143572972
>Except you were...
Talking about GTA Online. A game that is not GTA V.
>>143573421
>durr I was called out as being an idiot, better just call everything bait
/v/tard spotted. GTA Online IS a separate entity and game to V. Why the fuck do you think it asks "Do you want to quit Grand Theft Auto Online and return to Grand Theft Auto V?" For shits and giggles? No, it's because they're two separate games. Just because they run on the same engine and share an overworld does not mean they're both to be lumped under GTA V.
>>143574026
except it isn't retard
>Null deletes images from a channel because it's against the rules
>>143571574
And that feature can stay for those who like it. I prefer storage. No reason we can't have both
>>143574948
Null censors everything he doesn't like. That's why he had to be the one to make the discord.
>>143574948
>against the rules
Read: He doesn't like it so needs to delete it so he keeps up the Hugbox Experience™
>>143574948
>posting nsfw stuff in channel
>expecting no consequences
>>143576089
>posting selfies in gta channel
>expecting no consequences
>>143576089
>Bratka posting selfies is NSFW
>>143576642
>bratka is so sexy that his photos should be NSFW
makes sense
>>143576767
Nice try brakta.
>>143576845
im not bratka, im sexier than him
>>143576903
You're still a faggot
>come first in a race of only 9 people
>get $44k and 10k RP
Daddy needs a Pegassi Reaper.
>>143576986
im not a faggot, im a straight male
>>143577430
No heterosexuals allowed
Verlerielrieirlerir in gta sa
>>143579843
wow it looks equally fucking garbage, especially with that horrible ENBKill yurself nullfaggot
>>143580060
but if I kill myself, how will I eat and play video games?
>>143580261
Your death = You stop playing video games = This general's quality increases a millionfold.
>>143580496
But there are days where I'm not even playing video games and someone just stirs things up in the general.
Post most wanted car for Finance & FelonyTry and make it actually fit with the theme of the update aka no mansex bikes
>>143581326
And if you were no longer alive that wouldn't be an issue.
>>143583031
>make it fit with the theme of the update
>posts sub $10k 80s shitbox
I could care less about new cars if we don't get more property space
>upgrade my virgo classic at benny's since there's a sale on
>there are hardly any new mods available after upgrading and the only upside to it is being able to use the benny's rims
Well that was a waste of dosh
>>143584610
>I could care less about new cars if we don't get more property space
Then why don't you post one? And it's pretty obvious that we are.
>>143583031
At least post more modern cars, we're supposed to be Mob Bosses now.
>>143585527
Isn't that the Massacro
>>143584727
Yea, the second batch of Benny's cars really don't have much substance for the upgrade upgrades
sometimes this game is pretty
>>143586720
>shakotan exhaust
>>143586720
Yeah, but having that ugly abomination in frame is not one of them.
>he actually purchases cars in a game called grand theft auto
>>143587360
>He actually drives slow shitboxes
>>143546348
https://youtu.be/L_jUgOFLEUw
>>143546898
>All literal who PCucks
Yep, neo-gtag for sure.
>>143546348
https://youtu.be/L_jUgOFLEUw
>>143546898
>All literal who PCucks
Yep, neo-gtag for sure.
>>143587360
>tfw I even buy cars you can get off the street.
Worth it to get the 60% sell back price if I ever do so
>More dumb VIP type missions with more useless cars
GTAO and /gtag/ are saved. I look forward to the drama of the oldfags being disgusted with the current state of /gtag/ and causing even more drama.
>>143560617
>my to most used weapons are the absolute worst
they just look so much cooler tho
>>143572000
>months
I've just been busy playing Overhypedand missing my buddy. I'm not THAT dead.
>>143589987
yeah same here.
would you rather use the advanced assault rifle or the ak47 (which crims would actually use)
>>143590058
>that file name
Lel can't stop the memes Crofty
Probably launched it by mistake, like youfriended furfag
>>143590202
at least the AR is good
the uzi and ak just look so much better as a criminal
I don't play PvP really so it doesn't make too much of a difference
>>143590058
3 more hours til another screen pls.
still wanna know who ranked this.
>>143591275
oh I wonder why the crew died
it probably didn't have anything to do with you annoying faggots making everyone put shit in their bios and leave all other crews or you'd kick them out
>>143591275
old meme
>>143591275
at least I'm not directly in this list!
t. pottery
>>143591275
>you are now aware that Blater has the longest time as being crew leader yet, for any general crewexcept qt
>>143591935
>Wanting to be an autist herder that long
>>143591024
>Never made these lists
Its not fucking fair
>>143591903
Add me again senpait. kurugii
>>143584610
It's more like 50k and one of the most iconic cars of all time.
>>143593816
>more like 50k
lol, no? maybe for the M3
>there are people that unironically believe that the bagger is not sexiest bike
Armored motorcycles when?
They need to remove the Kuruma. It's too cheap and way too good. The other armored cars all have glaring weaknesses. The Kuruma does not
>>143595386
>V12
>glaring weakness
>>143595617
Must be the ONLY armored version of a regular car I didn't see.
>>143593789
I think we are already friends?
>>143595250
woah wait, you can take the bags off the bagger? shieeeet
>>143595323
for literally what purpose
>>143593789
yeah I have already added you
Pop in GTA V for the first time in months. realize that I'm probably the only person still playing on last gen. Tens of millions of dollars to sitting around with nothing to spend on.
>>143597121
I would hook up my old ps3 and play with you but the game takes ages to load and the graphics give me a headache
>>143597258
Honestly you really don't wanna play on PS3 anymore. every lobby seems to have at least one modder fucking up everyones day. the few people still trying to play missions are the most retarded people ever. and you're right about the load times, they're disgustingly bad.
>>143597553
So it's just GTA as usual?
>>143597705
yeah pretty much. just worse graphics, longer load times, and twice the amount of 10 year olds "making a video for their youtube channel" in every lobby.
>>143587050
>>143587260
What's wrong with it?
It looks cool, don't you wanna be cool anon? It'll be okay just get some enormous exhaust pipes.
>>143597938
Catower, you of all people should know being enormous isn't always better.
>>143598216
Don't know about that, it's pretty nice being hung.
Mr.Magoomafoo is shilling tonight.
I'll start hosting my custom race playlist tonight around 8-9pm PST. All races support large groups, and the larger the pack, the more XP is earned with drafts and passes. No chinkshit or tryhard circuits, just some arcade style tracks to kick off the double XP and money event.
>tfw national shitter week coincides with nessi leaving
25% OFF SELECT AMMU-NATION MERCHANDISE
Ammu-Nation is getting in on the savings with a bang, selling the Shrewsbury RPG, Hawk & Little Homing Launcher and corresponding ammo at 25% off. Head on over to any of the 10 locations and stock up all week.
Hey look.
10 more days
>>143598987
I wish things could have been different and that he didn't have to go.
>>143599115
He chose to go tho...if you love something let it go
>>143598216
Speak for yourself senpai. I'd do things to cat I'd get b& for saying on /b/.
>Sabre Turbo/Vigero
>Tornado
>Voodoo
>Hotknife
>Slamvan
What other 5 should round out my old ass car garage? I'm thinking Rat Truck to sit opposite the Slamvan, and two sports classics as well. Maybe the Chino and Virgo to round it off?
>>143599115
good fucking riddance
>>143599268
Wait fuck I forgot I had the blade. and now that I think about it I don't particularly like the Slamvan
>>143599268
white rumpo
>>143599428
Go away, Flib.
>>143599357
wew what kind words
Post mercedes
>>143599557
not gonna be kind to a piece of shit, it's the same type of language he would use
>>143599268
Are you taking them to Benny's?
The sabre turbo is the fastest muscle car in racing
The slamvan is competitive in the muscle car class if you ignore the sabre. It also has loads of customization to make it anything from a lowrider to a PT-style race truck.
>>143599679
I don't know about the tornado or Slamvan, but I plan on taking the Voodoo to Bennys. Maybe the turbo. I forget, is there any benefit aside from greater customization?
>>143597938
There's nothing wrong with it anon, don't let them bully you.
>>143597938
Ma nigga
>>143599882
i need this
>>143554810
One of my favorite things to do
>>143556274
>adding warehouses, offices, and a full buy/sell system for contraband, including mini-missions for handovers that could go wrong in a lot of ways.
>TFW J* quietly shits the bed by making NPC buyers stiff you 75% of the time to prevent contraband being too profitable
>>143606002
but ive been playing since ps3
>>143599679
Huge gains for the two I mentioned. The Benny sabre is the fastest muscle, while non-upgraded sabre is mediocre. The slamvan gets much better handling and top speed as well. If you get this two, you have to upgrade them. Sabre is a race machine. While slamvan improves in aspect without giving up its fun.
Am I the only one hoping for vehicles like the Contender and the Cavalcade FXT making a comeback with this whole contraband thing?
They fit the theme well.
>>143606372
I want people to sit in the bed, and I want people sitting in the bed to use MGs.vans can use MGs, so why can't trucks
SUltan RS, or Banshee 900F
>>143606934
theyre both pretty good, i prefer the banshee cause its a snek
>>143560268
I 'discovered' (it's probably common knowledge but I swear I figured it out by myself) that if you release the lean key once you pass the point of being fully inverted, the bike automatically rights itself much faster than you can. I shared this info and everybody started enjoying EZ backflips.
>>143560915
It was a lot of fun, and miraculously everyone dispersed after a while with no RDM shitters looking for kills.
>>143607083
>Lean Key
but anon, I'm on PS4
>>143607083
I got time to think about it, since either will bankrupt me
>>143567978
>has 10 slot car storage
>but they share space with 'contraband' cars
>Can't connect to GTAO
>Website says servers are up
>No other game has this problem
>>143607593
SC is down, can't log in at all.
>>143607593
its happening to me as well
>>143607593
because youre banned kiddo, pcuck exclusibe feature :^)
>>143607720
>>143607731
>>143607751
I'm the PS4 friend.
>>143595617
>gigantic fuckbastard windows that fully expose the driver's torso
>ducking down does literally nothing to protect you
>>143599484
That wasn't me. I hate Rumpos, desu. Speedos are much better.
>>143608236
needs moar van races
>>143608157
>>143608236
fuck all of you, i like burritos the best.
>>143609584
>scraped car
>just splayed out on the curb
>>143609792
>autism
>not being too cool to park properly
>>143607720
>>143607731
So basically I'm stuck playing with the same people who were logged in when it went down until they all eventually get off and I'm by myself?
stock car races are fun.
>>143609986
its the end of the internet
>>143609792
I was the passenger, I didn't park it like that
>>143610050
Bring it on then. I will be the last man standing in GTAO.
MegaPsychoJens is best Jens
>>143610074
the one against the car looks like a meth addict, an undercover too deep in the game
>>143610241
mpjens is autistic im pretty sure
Reminder that he did nothing wrong
>>143610425
>skid
He did something wrong just by existing
>>143610425
who
boom boom boom boom i want you in my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
>>143611804
https://youtu.be/DqPw0iaHvFM
So the club is down for everyone, right?
>>143610610
The teacher from Life is Strange
>>143589937
The VIP stuff is fun though
>>143587360
What else can you even do with money
>>143613386
disgusting.
>tfw you find ancient PS4 kaz in the archives
>>143614685
kaz is best girl
>Britbong joins game
>Starts calling everyone cheating chav cunts
Oh lord
>>143614685
HOLY HELL THAT CHIN!
You can grate cheese off that!
>>143615747
All brits are autistic. No exception.
>>143616897
I think if I used menyoo id spawn a bunch of bitches and and throw money out of my car.
I wish there was proximity mic so i could play the music of my people as I drove by.
>>143618459
MLG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEWp4LCyPm8
I'm making another character and I can't get it to stop looking like a deformed eminem. It's Pissing me off.
The character I created previously is ok looking but not what I exactly want. But for the past hour I'm struggling on the character creation menu trying to stop this new character from looking like a down syndrome. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
page 10
>>143619534
Is that picture shooped? Why does his face look like a plastic doll's that has been left at the sun for a while?
bumpan
I got graphics now.
>>143623327
His makeup is very caked on.
He might not have used a primer.
He could not have shaved very well.
He didnt use orange foundation to counter balance the blue in his stubble. Thus making all the make up he applied seem even more textured because you can see the color discoloration everywhere, which further highlights terrible makeup application.
>>143611329
anon...
>>143618459
wats ur name? that was incredible
>>143625961
StickyKitties/RickyChav3z (you on m8?)
>>143609494
Burritos can't be stored, though.
>>143627119
Menyoo :)
>>143626609
yeah sorry i had gotten anIMPORTANT VIP BUSINESSphone call that i had to take.
Wheres gtags base going to be. What are we specializing in. We gotta represent son.
>>143629435
Anywhere
Money Laundering.
>>143629435
LSC Airport and sex slavery only trannies
Who golf here?
I love 8xMSAA
>>143632418
Yeah, really makes you appreciate how horrible the textures and models really are.
>>143632746
I prefer a slight art theme instead of 100% realism.
So is this new update going to center around crews or orgs?
>>143633270
>it's crew based
>ign crew dissolves overnight as 20,000 publets constantly buy/sell each others' shit
>datass
>>143633797
That doesn't look like GTA, is that the car it's based off?
This game is actually p beautiful
Check out our video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6xfInBMhH4
>>143633941
The car in both games are the Lykan Hypersport. I love the design and the ass on that thing is massive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhXbUdQU83s
compare >>143549937 and my image
I want to get this game on PC but why is it still $60? How often does it go on sale? I've been looking for a deal on this thing all day and it's becoming an obsession. Anyone have a lead on a legit digital copy for $30-$40?
>>143636363
>why is it still $60?
It sold stupidly well and still is.
Wait until either June 7th or the steam summer sale for a "big" sale on it.
>>143636363
I think Direct2Drive has it on sale right now for $40, with Social Club DRM. The summer sale is the only way to get a Steam copy on sale.
>>143636363
>I've been looking for a deal on this thing all day and it's becoming an obsession.
>Anyone have a lead on a legit digital copy for $30-$40
Nigger the first result on google for "gta v cheap" is g2a selling it for 35$ the fuck is wrong with you
>>143636452
OK thanks. Hopefully the 7th will have a decent sale. One of my old friends mods the single player game (police car models and such) and I was hoping to have it before he stops by next weekend but nothing I can do.
>>143636651
They were $55 when I checked earlier, but thank you for the help
>>143636662
I have no promises of there being a sale on the 7th.
That's just when the big update lands and I can't remember if they did a sale for execs&crims.
>>143636452
>>143636648
>summer sale
the only "sales" for gta v are the ones where you get 50% off gta v but youre forced to buy a 50% off shark card with it so its still 60$
Goodnight /gtag/
>>143636759
night fag
>>143636651
They asked for legit copies. G2A is the grey market.
>>143636731
I'm hoping they learned their lesson from last time, but it's not like the negative feedback hurt their sales.
>>143636648
I will look at it again thank you. I'll have to google the social club drm I don't know anything about that.
>>143636808
I was a little worried about G2A.
>>143636729
Well yeah if you want to pay 20$ extra to have it in ur steam library.
>>143636808
They're legit keys as in they work :^)
>>143636759
Good night, cat.sorry about that alt f4
>>143636897
Don't be worried, I bought about 500 csgo keys and only 2 didn't work, and if ur paranoid u can get the protection meme for like a few dollars.
>>143636731
that only happened the very first time it went on sale
it's been 40% off a few times since
>>143635213
it's not Just Lykan HS
Hey /gtag/, what is up?
>>143639635
in severe need of dosh
>>143639635
,,|,,
>>143639635
disgusting nose
>>143471692
columbine/10
>>143537734
Shiiiiit, sik skittles boiii
>>143557809
Holy shit, that was actually pretty sweet.
>>143557809
>broken kill feed
>>143639635
loading into online now, just gonna work on some cars and chill, probs go driving around the country a bit
>>143640514
Cool, I'll try to join you, got the failed to save error. Dammit.
>>143638693
yeah the front fascia is undoubtedly huracan
>>143640514
Hi comfy, mind if I join for you a bit?
>hear of new update thats supposed to involve drug running
>"I should get back on gtao, see if I can earn some money to prepare for the update."
>get on
>races get most money and xp
>join race
>some shitty homemade race the makes it an explosion fest
>constantly getting fucked
>nothing interesting in jobs
>new lowriders that cost 400k just to customize it
>even more expensive yachts
>immediately turn off ps4
Why is this game still a thing? Its shit.
>>143641276
>hear of new update
>i should get back online and prepare for the update
>quick job race
>it's a rockstar created job with a full lobby
>win and get 40k+ and 10krp
>have tons of money because of hackerbux so expensive updates aren't an issue
>have tons of fun jobs made by people that know what they're doing
>tfw playing on PC
>mfw ps4 babbies
>>143641250
for sure!
>>143641276
Why are you such a whiny bitch? Youre shit.
I'm going to marry Agent 14!!
>>143641973
I hope we see him again in the future.
>>143642118
>get into more and more questionable territory as a CEO in the new update
>start trafficking humans, nuclear arms
>eventually agent 14 tracks you down after an anonymous tip warning him of someone doing shady shit in los santos again
I can only dream...
>>143642610
If they were to try to reign the players in, whatever organization he's from probably would send Agent 14 since he's dealt with them before.
>>143447004
Gotcha, sorry for the late response.
>>143642610
when are we getting the angry birds dlc?
Since we've got a 2x RP & $ race weekend, post racing music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pbzUBg_AjY
This upcoming update actually looks interesting, setting my standards low for now.
Apparently I got kicked because I haven't been active for about a month or so?is it ok if I join back? Got a little busy with uni
>>143644301
leave name
>>143644301
No, it is not okay. Fuck off, normie.
>>143598998
Who wants to be my good goyi- i mean employees and do some work when this update hits.
>>143644346
It's mistergazzo
>>143644390
Trust me, I'm not one.
>>143644656
got you
>tfw i have windows 10 and i can play saints row 2 but not gta 4
>>143645012
>windows 10
>wanting to play GTA IV
>>143644476
>>143645061
samefag
>>143645281
What?
Is insurance really back? Guess it's back to cheeky methods to avoid paying it then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvTbdGeUpUY
>>143644704
Thanks bruh
Alright /gtag/ I havn't played since early Februrary and have no idea what's going on.
What's new? Any new dlc or updates or anything?
>>143645682
>I havn't played since early Februrary
Stopped reading there
>>143645702
I typo'd anon. I am sorry.
>>143645682
Why don't you just look at the fucking newswire?
>>143646437
I dunno. I just got here and didn't expect the general to be so dead.
>>143643029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LLPANAgzw
>>143646586
It's always dead at this time of night
Just tried sumo mode for the first time, it's complete shit. Are any of the adversary modes not shit?
>>143648376
Hasta la Vista
>>143648376
Yes
>>143648376
Sumo is fun. Come out to Play looks pretty fun but I've never been able to play it cuz everyone hates Adversary modes.
BlaterWanco died.
>>143648802
dat crew emblem
>>143648605
Always press H when the driver is an idiot
Imagine if the warehouses can be used to store large shipping containers full of narcotics and jewelery and shit, and could be stolen by other players in your session if they picked it up via a truck or a cargobob or something. That'd be so fucking coolI basically stole the concept from MGSV and fultoning resource crates but w/e
I can't wait for the trailer next week so I can stop speculating
>>143648802
Notice how blater is always alone, off to himself?
anyone down for some heists and all that good shizznizz on the 360?
>tfw good days are over.
>>143648985
Do you have more?
>>143648985
>spawning in random le wacky nonense
Looks like bad times tbqh, if you go into a random session there's a 50% chance you'll get to see some more 'epic' random bullshit like this.
>>143649235
It was new andfunat the time. You wouldn't understand, neo-gtag.
>>143649345
>he didn't think my epic le hackerbro garbage was epic, better call him neo gtag
Fuck off, I was around then but mod menu bullshit like this was never funny or entertaining.
>>143649580
Yes it was you're just a fun hating autist. Stay mad while the rest of us are having fun
>>143649673
>driving around with some dipshit spawning tons of random aliens or clowns or fucking whatever
>fun
Maybe if you're literally 12 years old.
>u mad xd
I see you are.
>>143648985
>over
>VIP work
>hostile takeover
Most fair of them all unless the VIP crew starts it on the other side of the map and finish before anyone gets there
>asset recovery
Utterly skewed in favor of attackers who can just swoop in and blow up the car with a single explosive while the defending party has to contend with a 4 star wanted level at the same time as an entire server wanting to kill them
>sightseer
Also pretty skewed in favor of the attackers but at least here only the VIP actually has to do something while the bodyguards can bring anything to defend their VIP with
>piracy prevention
Almost impossible to pull off as attackers unless the VIP is alone or if you outnumber the crew and can coordinate properly. Attackers spawn on the beach and usually turn on each other while simultaneously getting shot at by the VIP crew. VIP crew respawn on top of the yacht while the attackers respawn withing sniping range of the Yacht and have to use slow vehicles to get back
>Executive search
One of the more interesting VIP works but ultimately it mostly comes down to whether the VIP got lucky and didn't get caught
>executive deathmatch
VIP crew vs VIP crew. Another fair game mode but also pretty dull since the VIP can just drive around in an insurgent while his bodyguards do all the work at no risk to his own lives. Nobody ever accepts to participate in one of these anyway
Hopefully we'll get some new and better VIP activities for the next patch
>>143649782
t. was never on the gtag fun bus while it was fun
You're probably blater, always avoiding crew fun, turning your back on the bus, literally.
>>143648802
r8 my batmobile
Using mods in multiplayer is just fucking stupid.
Its the equivalent of being a skiddie thinking its hot shit to grief people with external abilities.
>>143650060
>gtag fun bus
https://a.pomf.cat/zgobhh.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/gbctjp.webm
>>143650186
Unless you ruin other people's fun, mods and scripts are not an issue desu
>>143650060
Wow flying a bus through the air, epic. Too bad that got old way back in fucking 2005 when San Andreas had the same cheat.
And no, I'm not blater.
>>143650083
Use the Cheetah
>>143650186
This.
>>143650261
>linking to webms on an imageboard
Retard.
>>143649782
damn daniel lol bruh, you're a savage
>>143650446
But the sounds are a big part of those webms and this board cannot handle sound or high quality
>>143650950
>the sounds are a big part of those webms
Wow, the ambient noise of the ocean. That's really necessary to get the gist of a webm of a fucking bus at the bottom of the ocean.
>>143651043
Fuck off faggot you're talking to a high ranking member of the gtag hierarchy. You best watch your step.
pls resbond
>>143650446
Nobody forces you to open them
>>143651169
Eat my ass.
>>143651206
How the fuck am I supposed to know if I want to open it if it doesn't have a fucking thumbnail? Just for once think before you say some bullshit.
>>143651263
>How the fuck am I supposed to know if I want to open it if it doesn't have a fucking thumbnail?
you aren't
but still nobody forces you to open them
>>143651341
So, you just expect nobody to open them?
>>143650950
>Implying you can't upload webms with sound to 4chan
You're a fucking idiot.
>>143651384
no I expect people to make the decision themselves and not cry about it when it wasn't what they wanted :^)
>>143651496
But then I'd have to upload them to some random thread in /wsg/, link them here and have you click that link, open the webm and then turn on sound instead of just opening my other link and getting it instantly
>>143651341
>>143651206
>>143651169
not me by the way, don't bully
>>143651520
It's not a decision if it's based on nothing, that's called a gamble.
>>143651545
>But then I'd have to upload them to some random thread in /wsg
Not really.
>link them here and have you click that link
I don't see the difference.
>open the webm and then turn on sound
What.
>instead of just opening my other link and getting it instantly
That's not what happened here mate. Unless you're implying that those webms aren't even yours.
>>143651634
>It's not a decision if it's based on nothing, that's called a gamble.
then don't gamble and let people who want to gamble do it
please don't make new thread
>>143651715
Why exactly do you say that to me?
why why why are you closed
i want to go shopping in benny's custom works
why are closed
tell us the reason why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
How did someone manage to do a lap of Criminal Records in 11 seconds? Jesus Christ.
>>143651970
Because your vehicle isn't modifiable in there you dipshit.
>>143651978
the same way people have managed to do 11 km races on 10 seconds
cheating
>>143434216
>tfw you would actually love defending your pets and violently assaulting anyone who dared lay a hand on your precious fluffy
>>143649673
You sound like you'd fit in great with the 'epic' scriptshit Mexicans Ryukazi hangs out with these days.
>he's still a lieutenant in GTAG
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