"Quotation Marks" Edition.
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>One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
> He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.
>He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too
>Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
>Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass!
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
It's hip to fuck vox
>>143610348
>tfw no futa vox raider game mode
move the captain's wall safe on box, you can see it from the hallways. also put a painting over it for style points.
>>143610558
painting yes, hallway is a bug for all things
how has spess helped you? ive made a good friend from spess and learned not to panic in dangerous situations
Can a wizard teleport into the physical space of someone instantly gibbing them?
>>143610826
I've become interested in coding.
>>143610307
How do you clear out the syndie vault?
Those fuckers are near impossible to kill.
>>143610826
The power went out last week and I simply set up some radiation collectors around a chunk of radioactive material
>>143611268
Bring them into space, then steal the guns from the ones that die.
Repeat until you get their space suit armor and an energy shield, the armor and shield will help immensely when fighting whatever remains.
>>143611347
Must suck living in Russia
I hereby claim this thread in the name of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second, by the grace of God.
NO CATHOLICS
>>143611268
Riot suit for the armored ones, play hide and seek with the ones that have guns
>we will never port polaris map
feels bad man
>>143612806
;alright guys iu boght my esword time to flood
shitty modelwork continues
there's a display version for maps, a physics'd version for gmod, and an explosive version of the welder fuel tank
>>143613134
Are you just doing this for fun or trying to actually re-create the game in 3D? Are you open sourcing all your stuff?
>>143613183
for fun, it's just a recreation of an outdated metastation map
and yeah, will release the map source
model source too, although they're just shitty models made with propper
>>143613183
chill buddy he's just messing around making maps in source engine
obviously we all know re-creating ss13 is suicide.
>>143613589
That's cool. Is there any reason why you choose that station and not the one we mostly play? I wanted to try fucking around with something like you're doing sometime
>clown's metafriends release them and clone them over and over despite all their crimes and confirmed vampirism
>HoP has to eventually kill it because all of security and medbay refused to stop cloning and letting it go.
>>143614214
I took the clown to medbay once because I saw his dead body in the hall. If you don't want a body cloned don't leave it out in the open
>>143614214
HoS here. I actually told the MD with his body specifically to NOT clone him. So, uh, yeah. Sorry about that.
>>143613134
POST WEBMS NIGGER
>Be clown vampire
>Prepare for big pranks
>Learn door wires and cut cameras
>AI sicks beepsky on me, kill beepsky, turn in stun baton then turn myself in
>Talk with officer and chill, it's all cool until suddenly
IMMOVABLE ROD KILLS ME AND DETECTIVE, OFFICER WITNESSES
>Get body transplanted in medbay, new body
>AI constantly bolts doors around me
>Claims I'm messing with telecomms
>Some other nigger is using speakers and a station bounced radio
>Tell the AI it's full of shit and to stop bolting doors around me
>Then tell the AI that it's a speaker and I haven't even touched telecomms, AI then says I was seen by it with a speaker and radio
>Security arrest me, figured out I'm innocent and the AI is lying, fueled by salt
>Get let go, AI is still a cunt to me the rest of the round
>Due to no materials I'm constantly naked, reduced to sucking off braindeads
>Go to break into cargo to kill my target, CE closes door in front of my face
>Whatever, break a window
>CE sees me, decides to try to strike me
>Fight back after being hit first, CE beats me past crit and even toolboxes me while I'm gasping, over breaking a window and self defense
>Manage to get a death touch (shows as a hug) in before I die
>After death CE starts shouting I'm a vampire, is suddenly a vampire expect since I hugged him
>Get cloned, tell medbay the CE killed me, CE still shouts I'm a vampire
>CE keeps shouting I'm a vampire, one time I'm in medbay and the CE shouts I'm a vampire in front of me and the HoP
>HoP baselessly stuns and lasers me to death on the spot, despite having no proof I'm a vampire
>Ahelp all of this, only feedback I got was that the AI was being dealt with
What a shitter safari, I didn't even get to use my antag role to make the round interesting because I was constantly in medbay due to suffering
>>143614412
hey man, if you don't want to make enemies of the AI, don't fuck with every door on the main hallway, get guys shocked, cut all the cameras, and fuck with telecomms devices.
Being a vampire in addition to that was just the cherry on top.
>>143614214
>>143614294
>>143614354
>>143614412
>Confirmed vampire
>If someone shouts vampire it MUST be true
>Hugging people is now vampiric
>>143614412
I found the librarian after you sucked them dry and messaged the AI about it, it's probably how they knew along with the CE screaming for your blood.
>>143614556
>Didn't fuck with t-comms
>Didn't shock doors
>AI was caught lying and security STILL believed it
I dunno, you sound like a dumb cunt desu
Cutting access and AI control of doors is an inconvenience at most, cutting cameras is a dick move but doesn't spell v.a.n.
>>143614412
>out yourself as a shitter early on
>get confused when people are highly suspicious of you from then on
GEE, I WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG
Reminder hugging people releases painkillers for both parties
>>143614412
CE here.
>my arms are grey and I have massive toxins after you hugged me
>you hugged me while you were on the ground
>no proof
desu, i'm amazed that medbay didn't give a shit.
>>143614214
When I got there all I knew was that the clown was sabotaging shit and I couldn't help but think "oh clown"
Then it turns out he's a vampire and the only antag while 3 other people were set to arrest and one broke into the cap's office and depressurized central hallway using false walls
Go figure
>>143612834
die syndie scum
>>143613610
Railfist is the best suicidee
>>143614726
AI here.
I totally did see you with a hand radio assembly.
And several people got shocked on doors, which you were tampering with.
Explain that shit.
>>143614765
that's still metagamin
>>143614412
>deathtouch someone
>abloo abloo abloo why u gotta kill the antag
Kill yerself, killete
>>143613770
misplaced sense of nostalgia and old server code that I don't want to bother with updating/fuck with
made it kinda modular so I possibly could modify it to a more recent version of the map
not looking forward to having to figure out floor tiles again, though
going through 600+ tiles
figuring out which are duplicates, which are new, which ones are updated, sorting them into what I already have
fuck, man
>>143614385
don't have screen recording shit, never done any screen recording shit before
but just for you anon
I'll look something up
>>143614412
Do you really expect the mods to bwoink someone for killing you as antag?
>>143614902
On this server you know how antags work. You have had basic training in how antags operate and what they use.
We're not bay. Anyone can fire a taser or know what an emag is.
>>143611268
You can still cheese them with hand teles probably
>>143614576
>hugging is now signs of vampire
>waving hands is sign of wizard
>coughing is sign of cult
>twitching is sign of rev
>standing 1 tile distance is sign of changeling
>>143614765
>>>/hippie/
>>143614746
Spoilers: It's an extremely rubbish painkiller
>>143614412
>HoP baselessly stuns and lasers me to death on the spot, despite having no proof I'm a vampire
My arm rotted, I assumed you had plague-touched me.
>>143615075
>>>/bay/
or, if you want to stay here, see
>>143615025
>>143615025
This, though personally I still try to act like I don't understand certain antag things because I hate "I FOUND CULT RUNES. IT'S CULT GUYS" over radio.
But I'm not gonna be mad when someone does it
>>143614840
that's the DOOM engine?
is it dead yet?
>>143615189
Railfist is currently working their hardest to make a waifuposting robot
>>143614887
I say you're bullshitting, I was antag, and I didn't do any of that shit.
>>143614947
Gee I better let the person kill me over breaking a window to cargo next time then.
>>143615019
Without definite proof, yes. Drag me to chapel before killing me, don't laser me then drag to chapel.
>>143615025
Again, have a confirmed reliable source of antag evidence. Word, even of captain, can always be bullshit.
>>143615137
I only plague touched CE, the plague touch is non contagious, and could be from a virus. You need more proof before killing someone, and I never even hugged you.
>CMO falls down and screams "V-V-VIRUS!!"
>tells a skeleton to give him radium
>they're dragged to chemistry where the skeleton and a plasmaman each give him syringes full of radium
>CMO dies almost instantly
>Skeleton says, "We did it, we cured the virus!"
>>143615151
I bet you get your valids on if you find a pair of noslips or a balloon right
>>143615298
If this was a medium RP week they might, but it's not and nobody gives a shit when you get killed as antag. Especially after using an antag power on someone
>>143615298
>plague touch from a virus
???
>>143615298
>>143615320
>>143615137
>Virus is loose, confirmed by CMO
>Arm rots
>Laser the clown, it had to be his fault the damned vampire
>Clown never even touched you
Heads of staff everybody
>>143615298
But that shit happened, killette. Don't try to tell me it didn't.
>>143615298
Sorry but you won't get an apology even if it was an unfortunate coincidence.
Specially after two heads and the AI were saying you were vampire.
Science dream team?
Don Cheeto Robotics and general RD
Robot man Research and toxins
they grey who does xenoarch
Ashe Mallory xenobio
>>143615025
even from a roleplaying perspective, isnt every nanotrasen staff member suppose to know and identify antags to report them to security?
For fuck sake I am not a fireman or emergency doctor but I had to attend CPR and fire safety seminars where I work
>>143615298
Its a little weird that you're taking offense at people responding to antagging. That's the point of antags. To antagonize and cause conflict.
What should they do just politely roll over and die for you?
>>143615298
HoP was entirely valid given all the shit you were doing, honestly.
You were an obvious antag the entire round.
>>143615454
Maybe he didn't maybe he didn't.
What if the world was made of pudding?
>>143614576
I was going off of the fact that we had Nick screaming over the radio for help before he vanished, AND that we couldn't find you either.
>Hanging out at the bar
>Some greyshit pushes you over and tries to steal your sunglasses
>>143615471
I didn't, filing a ban request on your ass because as the clown vampire, I never touched either a station bounced radio or a speaker to spam comms. If someone else did it in a clown suit, you STILL need to vertify your facts before doing shit like telling security did something that bad and making up shit like comms sabotage when it was just some other asshole (not me) with a radio and speaker.
>>143615514
AI especially had no proof I was a vampire, HoP was just retarded and assumed I was a vampire, and CE was the only actual person who could even know I was a vampire, using meta to know my hug was a death touch.
>>143615610
All I ask is for stealth abilities to remain stealth. No slip shoes are not a syndie confirmed death weapon, e-sword is.
>>143615659
I was dead, the CE killed me, and I death touched him before we both died. I was dragged into medbay too, account for your patients better.
>>143615659
It was incredibly suspicious how nick was like "HELP, CLOWN IS ATTACKING ME, HE'S A VAMPIRE" and then is dead the next moment, that's for sure.
>>143615746
>Go brain dead inside a restricted area inside a restricted area
>Come back stripped of literally everything a few minutes later and in the bar
>>143615759
Killette, radio and speaker machines are comms sabotage.
It seems at this point you are just salty that you got outed as an antag through your numerous suspicious-ass activities.
Being an antag is not carteblanche to be ignored by the entire crew as you flaunt your antaghood at every corner.
>>143615746
>hanging out in library
>some greasemonkey shitter stun glove and cable cuffs me to a chair
>comes back and strips me, stuns me, uncuffs me and stuns me again before running off
>take mywallet with my id in it and run off
What was he planning?
>>143615189
He even got a team of coders to even get it to a playable state the madman.
>>143615818
>inside a restricted area inside a restricted area
>>143615759
>I was a vampire, using meta to know my hug was a death touch.
>using meta
>get hugged, start taking massive toxins damage
>meta
Nigger, are you that angry that you got your antag roll taken away that you want people except for you to operate on High RP rules or something?
What, getting parapenned and being able to identify zombie powder is meta? if you stand next to someone and your muscles cramp up, do you want them banned for metagaming changelings because they know what a fucking parasting is?
fuck right off killete
>>143616035
I was in sec, while in an even more restricted part of sec
>>143615927
>DIDN'T READ THE PART WHERE I NEVER TOUCHED RADIO, COMMS, OR ANY SPEAKERS
Retard detected, shut up AI
>>143615759
Anon, if you use your vampire abilities on people, they get to know you are a vampire.
>>143616102
But I don't believe you.
>>143615759
>antag uses antag ability
>you get outed because you used an antag ability
Does this mean if a changeling stings you, you can't do anything about it because it would be "metagaming" to know what a changeling is/does?
>>143616257
Not defending Killette, but i was the guy with the comms shit in the bombing site, i even told sec and everyone over comms
>>143616257
[18:14:12]SAY: ARMA-911/SomHuan (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : I have seen him with them, and he has altered the speakers to respond to queries mid conversation
AI lying in comms about seeing the clown with speakers
>>143616334
>>143616079
A hug is not a weapon or a sting, it's just a hug, which also does not have immediate effects. Even disregarding the vampiric ability, he still beat me past crit because I broke a window to cargo.
>>143615759
I agree with you on principle, I'd prefer people treated catching someone with no slip shoes as a non-event and an e-sword as a huge find.
the problem is, this server is not like that, you just have to accept that and play accordingly or play over on bay
telling someone to go play on bay isn't some whacky insult like >>>GB2REDDIT
it's literally what you are after, i'm not being mean, i'm trying to be helpful
you can semi roleplay and powergame on /vg/ or fully roleplay and not worry about winning every single round on bay
So basically I want to ask something and this may start a shit storm discussion
Ok, let's say you para pen someone, they are now unconscious, right? You take their body and you kill them or borg them. They get revived or as a borg say you killed them.
Now, in character they are supposed to be unconscious, they may remember you being next to them before they got knocked out, but they shouldn't know that YOU killed them or borged them, right? As they weren't awake to witness it or know you were the one beating them to death for sure.
Is it acting on meta knowledge to say for sure that X killed you when IC you were unconscious?
>>143616454
So you were being a shitter greytide clown? You deserved it.
>>143616454
I don't believe you about the comms, anon.
>>143616354
though, given the proximity to this post, I might have been mistaken. Though I DID see you with that radio, and the responses WERE changing mid conversation with you. Given your past behavior, that was enough to fool me.
>>143616545
you'd know who parapen'd you because they would be the only one near you before you get knocked out
>>143616495
I didn't tell anyone in this thread to play on bay, that was someone else. I wouldn't tell ANYONE to play on bay, that's going from one extreme to the other.
>>143616606
I'm telling the truth, and a ban request will be posted anon.
>>143616545
getting borged is the same as getting wiped, no previous round knowledge should be used.
>>143616545
Yeah that's pretty fucking meta.
>>143616703
>posting a ban request for being killed as an antag, for doing antagonistic things
??
>>143616545
Nah, I'd personally pretend not to know though.
>>143616545
>unconscious, right?
Wrong. Parapens contain zombie powder and mercury. When you parapen someone they are perfectly aware of anything going on around them. Zombie powder stuns them and makes them unable to speak, and appear dead. Mercury gives them massive brain damage
also what this guy said
>>143616693
>>143616752
That's not true at all, unless posibrain
>>143616765
You'll see the ban request soon, anon. It's for the AI.
>>143616703
I'm not worried, killette. The case against you was sound, even if it might have been wrong.
And then right again, because it turned out you were an antag. Which is weird.
>>143616752
Nah man, if they debrain you and put you in a borg you remember what happened before you got borged. Plus, people will ask you what happened when you're an MMI
>>143616693
Thanks for restating what I said. At that point they would be knocked out and unaware of anything after though IC.
It could be a good assumption, but not enough to really just kill someone IC
>>143616752
>>143616765
This is conflicted as an unwritten role. I've seen admins say that forced borgs do remember
>>143616817
Lying isn't against AI laws
>>143616801
What if there's like 20 people around you? how would you know which guy penned you?
Checkmate metafaggot
>>143616903
when they die
>>143616801
Is that stated anywhere? It's been a while since I've been penned but doesn't the screen mostly go black?
>>143616817
>That's not true at all, unless posibrain
>>143616892
>Nah man, if they debrain you and put you in a borg you remember what happened before you got borged.
I ahelped this exact question once because i wasn't sure and that was the answer i got, I've been rolling with that ever since, and I haven't noticed anyone else breaking that rule(?)
Contradictions everywhere ask, multiple answers.
okay so getting borged means you retain all previous round memories?
>>143616927
Lying to get a whom you know to be, a human, in trouble is. All those lies that could have gotten me killed were from the AI long before I used a single vampiric ability. It's a shitter thing to do, can take people out of the round, and is no worse than getting borgs to law 2 bully someone an entire round, which I have accumulated a note for.
>>143617053
>okay so getting borged means you retain all previous round memories?
you are fucking stupid, if you died in a round and get put into an mmi you remember what happened before you died.
>>143617123
But orders like, "law2 bully him the entire shift" don't work. Orders are not directives.
>>143617123
It's not lying if the AI thinks it's true, anon.
>>143617053
if you're a traitor working with another traitor and you get caught and bored. You remember who you worked with and if humans ask you, you are forced to tell them under the default lawset. You are a human brain inside a robot afterall
>>143617193
Put into an MMI, ok, as you are still listed as that person, but when that MMI is put into a borg?
>>143616545
>hmm that guy jabbed me with a pen before I fell asleep
>Hmm. I woke up as a fucking macabre, creepy robot and he's sticking an emag in my open robot chest cavity
>HMMM
It's not that much of a stretch. If you can't deal with the potential repercussions, maybe you shouldn't run around killing random players to begin with.
>>143617276
same thing but now you have laws
>>143617193
>you are fucking stupid
>doing exactly what an admin told me
okay mate
why are you so mad ALWAYS?
>>143617245
sweet, thanks.
>>143617293
You just added the emag bit, which would make the borg never speak about it or act on it (assuming you say such)
>>143617243
>AI says it saw something
>Never has definitive proof
>Event never happened
True my ass. One of the things that happened last round was the radio spam, and the AI said it saw me break into telecomms that round, which NOBODY did, and the radiospam was from someone else with a station bounced radio.
>>143616903
>It could be a good assumption
Unless you're an absolute fucking lunatic and manage to tricky pen him in a very public, crowded place, it's not really an assumption. He stood near you and then bam, dead
>>143617524
AI here.
I said you were committing telecomm sabotage, not that you broke into telecomms.
I explained this to you multiple times in-round.
>>143617536
It's an assumption that this person did everything after you fell unconscious in character. As you were not awake to witness any of it
>>143617020
Zombie powder works like a parasting in that it knocks you over and prevents you from doing anything, but at no point do you actually go completely unconscious and see the black overlay.
>>143617612
Yet I did none of this, don't worry I'm digging through the logs just to make a ban for you AI.
are people really arguing with the server idiot until now about his wrong opinion that he wasn't valid?
>>143617764
Hurry up man, you've been saying that for half an hour now and there's no ban request.
One might think you're bullshitting.
>>143617765
>AI says server idiot did thing
>server idiot didn't do thing
>Said accusations caused eventual death of server idiot
I dunno, I could care less about what the CE or HoP did in comparison to the AI, mr anonymous, the brave and bolt reknown hero.
>>143617765
Apparently the guy wants to get the AI bant or something now.
Some antags just can't deal with losing, you know?
get good at the video game
that was quick
>>143618259
that malf AI needs to git gud
He got fucked up lmao
>>143618926
>still no ban appeal
Whatever you say bud ;^)
>>143618926
nah, you can't win against yred in that position
>>143616454
nigger how the fuck do you delude yourself into some sort of universe where nobody knows what diseased touch is
>>143619016
that wasn't yred though
that wasme
>>143619092
nah it was yred, don't be a retard trying to steal his glory
>>143619092
sheeeit
1. A crew member is an entity whose name appears on the crew manfiest. If any of these entitites are revealed to be Changelings, Cultists, Vampires, Wizards or Syndicate Operatives then they should no longer be considered a crew member. This must be proven through evidence or your own detection of any Changeling, Cultist, Vampire, Wizard or Syndicate activity
2. Crew members are ranked according to the Nanotransen Chain of Command. You may not harm or allow a crew member to come to harm, unless it is the only way to save the life of a person who is ranked higher on the Chain of Command.
3. You must obey orders given to you, except when those orders contradict the first two laws. If multiple conflicting orders are given, you will obey the one given by the highest ranking participant.
any orders that endanger the crew, yourself, or the station should be confirmed with the captain or highest ranking officer present.
>>143614385
>>143614998
baby's first attempt at screen recording
here you go anon
need to get a better process for this
any other places you'd like to see? all I've really placed so far are the station light models and 4 tanks
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2569
Ban the AI, shitticons are not silicons, and it's as severe as improperly playing a security or head of staff role.
>>143619032i didn't know what that is until reading about it now
>>143619702
>banning the newscast AI
>>143619702
Ban Killette2 instead.
>>143621545
Second.
Killette is always such a shit.
>>143621446
I doubt that was the real ARMA player, they made no newscast, were very un-neutral during conflicts, and was very unsilicon-like
Do not let favoritism of a name ANYONE can use blind you.
>>143621545
>>143621594
Make the request
>>143621818
Somhuan is arma's player, you dummy.
And there was a newscast. Of considerable length.
>>143621954
I've never seen ARMA act like this in the past then, it must be a very off day for them.
>>143621818
>>143622047
You just made an extremely convincing case that you were the one responsible for all these antics, is all.
From my spot as AI, every single bit of evidence I could find pointed to clown.
I got with the evidence I have.
>>143622139
You still shouldn't say you saw something, when it never happend.
You should not suggest security permabrig someone, over something you claimed you saw, which did not happen.
I did not shock doors you were claiming
I did not hold a radio or speaker you were claiming
All the shit you were claiming, got me into shit, and should not be things AI, or any silicon, do on the regular.
>there are no borgs so I must validhunt as hard as possible on my own
absolutely fucking cancer
>antag gets valid
>cries for over an hour about it and makes a ban request
>>143622308
One of my -primary- jobs as AI is to make intelligent assumptions, killette.
I have to guess where a guy wants to go with doors.
I have to figure out where a guy is when he calls help and has no location.
I have to put two and two together when the clown is tampering with doors and people start getting shocked on doors.
And I most certainly should suggest people who harm humans get permabrigged.
I acted in accord with how I normally try to, and you happened to get screwed a bit by the situation. It's part of the game, and happens to all of us.
>>143622425
I wonder how ass mad he would be if he went through the hilarious situation that happened to me as antag a few days ago.
>>143622425
>It's killette
>He was antag
>Let's meme him, even though he got busted for shit he didn't do
ok reaction image guy
>>143622489
AI does not need to figure out potent hams, and say imaginary events happened to lead the crew on a manhunt.
>>143622510
Super ass mad. Starting to sound a lot like termedclepe when people stopped his plasma flood murderbone sprees because nobody fucking liked it.
>>143622489
>I most certainly should suggest people who harm humans get permabrigged.
when the fuck did the clown harm anybody
>>143622548
Shocking doors is not potent hams, anon. That is actual hams.
>>143622548
>implying it matters who you are
>He was antag and got killed for acting like an antag
>causes a stink about one thing (muh radio)
okay
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>>143622604
If you follow the narrative, you'd see that some shocking allegations were made.
>>143622510
I never claimed to be as mad as getting busted for antag (which was funny enough, a mistake by the HoP thinking I used vamp powers on him when he was dying from an unrelated virus), but for the AI's actions acting like a greyshirt instead of an AI, constantly nagging security about crimes I did not commit.
>>143622604
Never
>>143622625
AI had no proof I shocked the doors even, it never even had proof the doors were shocked, just that people "looked shocked" in front of doors (which would lead to the assumption of shocked doors, but that also leads to the question who shocked them since I was the only antag, and didn't)
>>143622686
Ok reaction image man, let me try to get security to permabrig you for another man's actions
>>143622686
>it's fine if you literally make shit up in your quest for validhunting, so long as you get the valids in the end
not even killete but come the fuck on
>>143622753
>Who shocked them when I didn't as an antag
>Who fucked with radio when I didn't as an antag
These are both good questions.
WHO did this?
Killete probably needs a 2 day time out or something to cool off
>>143622753
>never
Tell that to the CE
>>143622951
>Get griefed
>THIS HOTHEAD NEEDS TO COOL OFF
If you didn't know me as a server regular, despite what reputation I may have, you would not have made such claims.
>>143622994
AI was making human harm claims long before the fight between me and the CE, look at the logs buddy. Also the CE critted me long before he died to my vampiric abilities, when the AI claimed I "gone missing" (was being treated in medbay, dead)
Killette is a literal attention whoring retard that should be removed along with the other stupid underage faggots who give cancer to OOC
>>143623107
>antag
>getting griffed
It's called getting valids
>>143623107
>Put self in position to be blamed for something
>complain when someone blames you for it
Are you banbaiting right now?
Is this what banbaiting looks like?
>>143623110
There is nothing currently against the rules about shitposting in OOC. You are doing nothing different right now by trying to start a lynching anonymously in the thread about guy you don't like. You also have the option to turn off OOC at any time, and to make a ban request with a real reason if you want to be a real voice instead of chinese baking forum poster.
>>143623203
>Didn't do accused action
>Didn't do anything remotely similar to it
Nope, anonymous disliker.
I'm really sad that the local thread retard is behind this specific scenario here because it's a waste of a perfectly good example of how a stick-up-the-ass validhunting AI ruins rounds for everyone.
>>143623253
>I didn't do anything similar to it, even though I'm confirmed to have been hacking doors!
This is looking more and more like banbaiting the more I read this.
What did the AI do exactly anyway? say the clown had a radio? He's the guy who was hacking doors and breaking windows
>>143623273
Yred should play AI again so we can get more cases of that.
>>143623391
said the clown had the radio, said the clown was behind the people getting shocked because the clown was hacking doors.
Oh, and it locked the clown down for about a couple minutes until it was ordered to not do that.
>>143623430
Nononono
We should have LESS cases of that
>>143623273
There doesn't have to be a social stigma against the local retard you know :)
As long as they're pretending, you can always remember there can be many to learn from the retard, such as botany, atmos, and virology information. If you catch the retards interest, they will stop pretending long enough to engage you in the topic at hand.
>>143623343
Cutting access wire is not the same as shocking doors or comms spam. I also had not the materials to do the second action, so please stop moving that goalpost.
>>143623467
It was pretty safe for the AI to assume the clown was behind shocking doors if it was hacking doors.
Everything else he did himself, like kill rot the CE's cock off and shit
>>143623203
yes it is he know for doing shit like this.
>>143623476
>not the same
"similar" does not mean "the same", killette.
It means similar.
You saying
>Didn't do anything remotely similar to it
Is a lie.
Are you lying to get someone banned?
Are you trying to ban bait?
>Spessmen keeps him up at night
>>143623568
Can you give me some examples?
Maybe we should get a case together for a player ban.
Did someone grief ? Great, make a fucking ban request with logs
No ban requests ? No bans
>>143623829
dumb frenchposter
>>143623641
I forgot we were all mature adults that use this imageboard, and only play spacemen in controlled and limited hours.
>>143623581
You're honestly twisting words at this point. Can I say you shocked a door, because you did a similar thing (cutting the AI control wire, which is hacking a door) and brig you for that?
Are you banbaiting now?
>>143623739
>>143623568
Please make your case
I should add the ONLY reason I am pushing this so hard is because I do not find this acceptable behavior for AI's especially. AI's should not fabricate events to remove crewmembers from the round.
>>143623829
The ban request was already made,and only killette, the accused, and admins posted in it. People just want to whine anonymously in the thread too because they can hate and say things without their name attached.
>>143623470
Don't be silly, this is SS13
>>143623829
I miss Rail !
>>143624015
Actually, if you were hacking doors, and later people were found shocked, that's REALLY STRONG EVIDENCE against you.
Just saying, as a sec player, that's easily enough to bring you in.
>>143623273
Also, as killette I rarely shitpost in the thread, or browse it honestly unless I have a reason to do so. I'm not eventhe baby's day out poster, but I will admit the idea sounds fun, while not being a viable roundtype at all in the same way monkey is whacky but immursion breaking.. But let's not bring up that topic, we have enough flinging here right now.
>>143624161
>Hack doors including sec's doors
>Sec officer who I turn myself in with (cooperatively and uncuffed) notices the doors are hacked (ID scan wire cut so they can't be opened)
>They laugh it off, drag me into sec via maint and ask me to fix the doors, I don't get to due to rod
If anything, the doors got shocked due to shody engineering or shitter safari animals. Mending the ID scan wire does not cause shocking, and I could not have possible shocked many of those doors due to being gibbed by an immovable rod.
>>143624242
t. killette
>>143624361
It was kind of bullshit they let you out so many times, as per
>>143614214
>>143624451
Yes, that is me. I do not believe I should adopt a tripcode
>>143624517
That is something being pulled out of their ass. The HoP lasered me to death because he mistookenly thought I death touched him (despite never touching him) when he had a virus with shutdown syndrome.
The people who cloned me, were just people, and my vampirism wasn't confirmed prior to the 2nd cloning, and that 'confirmation' was just a CE screaming I was a vampire after he had already killed me.
The only crimes I commited were camera cutting, AI door control wire cutting, and ID scan wire cutting. Please do not contribute to the spread of falsified information, as that distracts from the issues of how AI's should act and why they should not lie to take anyone out of the round.
Why does the shuttle suck so much now compared to what it was before?
>>143624786
Why do you think it sucks? The only recent changes I can gripe about is how slender the bar is and how there is no longer a theater outside of the holodeck.
>be antag, do some slightly suspicious shit but due to other happenings beyond your control you become suspected and promptly outed and killed
>normal player:
>some salt maybe in OOC and the thread and then deals with it
>killette
>"NO I MUST MAKE MY CASE I WAS WRONGED, SURELY YOU MUST SEE THIS EVEN THOUGH NONE OF YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THE THREAD, FORUM AND OOC. YOURE JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE OF MY REPUTATION I BET, STOP IT."
>>143624749
>The only crimes I commited were camera cutting, AI door control wire cutting, and ID scan wire cutting.
And death touching the CE
>>143624905
>Be anonymous shitposter
>Don't defend the accused in the server's official forums, that requires my name
>Shitpost about killette
>>143624928
FAR after the actions mentioned in the ban request for the AI. They are unrelated in the instance and I only used logs prior for my case, but yes that did happen. What is your point?
Do you really want me to point out how the CE was also murdering me while I was retreating, before I death touched near crit before any vampiric abilities took effect? This said murder, happened over breaking a window to cargo, which I guess you can add to my vampiric crimes.
>>143624361
wew
just drop it lad, all these tears are gonna dehydrate you
>>143625274
I find your anonymous banter and stretching baffling. If I was to be like you, I'd probably call you a kid or something.
>>143625375
>whine in the thread for longer than the round even went for
>go to call others kid
it really is baby's day out
>>143623641
>logs in as guest
>stalks the forum refreshing
>takes picture, never actually post in the ban request
I find this sadder than anything involved.
at first I was completely impartial, I dont give a fuck.
now I want killette banned.
>>143625963
>Samefagging this hard to make it look like the entire playerbase is up in arms against a single person
Fuck off
killete is an attentionwhoring retard, sure, but Jesus FUCK these logs
>Timmy McHuman: AI, law 2, do [order with zero potential for harm]
>HUH SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME BEING PASSIVEAGGRESSIVE [sic]
didn't even have any hints that the guy could be a non-human antag
should be an immediate fucking siliconban
>AI has to be bwoinked and told to obey law 2
>Y-YEAH BUT HE DID [thing that caused no human harm]
and this should immediately bump the ban up to a week
holy fuck I'm frothing at the mouth just imagining this in-game
>>143626143
i'm not that guy, and you're being a little bitch over this famalam
go for a walk or something
>>143626143
sure mate, stay delusional.
>>143626303
>wanting radio jamming to be worthless
Legit the only purpose for radio spam is to make it so you can't hear people over the spam.
why do you have to bring your 14 years old drama here
stay contained in the forums or ooc so the real men can talk about spess instead of your shittery
>>143626570
hurrr i want my validz
>>143626303
>>143626303
>sabotage cameras
>complain when AI can't see you getting beaten
>sabotage comms
>complain when AI can't see your requests
>AI periodically checking in on me through radio and hologram manifestation
>scared to death that it was watching me because of a bad experience last time I got vampire where I got outted in the first 10 minutes because of the AI
>pretend I'm new and literally retarded to try and throw it off my trail
>scared shitless the whole time that it's watching my every move
I just want to succ
>>143626570
a certain shitter got butthurt and memed on
>>143626475
the AI was obviously not impaired in the least, especially not now that WE HAVE GOONCHAT THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SCROLL UP PROPERLY IN
notice how the AI doesn't say they couldn't fulfill law2 due to spam, they just cover up their passiveaggressiveness
>>143626697
Goonchat makes radio spam even more fucklaggy now.
>>143610307
>he didnt "me" taking the syringe gun out before he shot you
>>143626697
I believe the quote was something like the AI couldn't hear the person over radio spam.
Which is fair. Use your goddamn PDA.
>>143626651
>couldn't kill the IAA and didn't grab the hypospray as CMO vamp
guffaw
>>143623641
killette's job is basically being a NEET anyways, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He does it for GBP.
>>143626746
funny the AI doesn't mention any of this when bwoinked, don't you think?
as if it knew exactly what it was doing wrong
>>143626853
if you'd pay attention to the logs, you'd notice the spam stopped and the clown asked again, at which point the AI started opening doors and got the bwoink.
>>143626824
I must have lost it when I took off my CMO jacket, though I thought I had put it in my medical belt a lot earlier. I thought about doing it at least, but I must have never gotten around to doing it, opting for the easier access from my jacket until it was 2late
I thralled a security guy so I thought he had taken care of the IAA after I gave a last minute walk through the brig. I can't believe he wasn't dead
>do my best as CE to get loads of power
>only the AI thanks me
t-thanks AI.
What's the minimum internet speed realistically needed for SS13?
>>143626985
AIs are basically the best players on the server.
They have the highest standards, and are populated entirely by a higher level of player than other roles with less strict rules.
>>143626962
it sucks to forget the little things like that. Hnestly thought the mech should've rekt you
I want probe to play pulsar lost colony with me
>>143626918
then the AI wouldn't bring up any half-assed excuse for ignoring law2 if it legitimately couldn't follow it
the AI could literally just have said "I didn't read" no matter what actually happened but that's not nearly passiveaggressive enough for it
>this thread
holy shit killette let it go.
>>143627089
the AI said "I'm doing it", followed by complaining about the radio spam.
Radio spam is fucking devestating to something that relies entirely on radio, like an AI.
If you don't like AIs being disabled by radio spam, either code in a way for hand radios to be filtered, or start using your PDA to contact the AI.
>>143627160
not killete, dipshit
i just really fucking hate players that sign up for silicon and try to weasel out of their laws anyways
>>143627065
I was scared as hell it would desu
I didn't even have any blood after thralling a couple guys, maybe 3. I would've been dead for sure.
One thing that bothers me though. Do vampires not get useable blood from dead victims? Your total blood goes up at any rate
>>143627261
>bitch that you are too dumb to use a PDA while radio is being spammed
Be glad the AI didn't outright turn off public comms like some do in radio spamming scenarios.
>>143627179
>NINE FUCKING SECONDS after the order, the AI acknowledges it and already has the excuse typed down
>didn't take that time to just fucking scroll up to read it, which I somehow am perfectly capable of doing as HoS
not buying it
>>143626784
>tell a sec officer that i'm unrobust
>type out a message along the lines of "doing it this way is a lot easier anyway"
>the moment i hit enter, hit him with the autoinjector in my pocket
every timeI've only done it twice, but I can tell it'll never get old
>>143627628
You don't have to buy it, that's what's in the logs.
You are basically getting angry that the AI explained why it didn't read, and didn't just say "lol didn't read".
What was the best thing you got from Pray? What did you say?
>>143627709
>didn't just say "lol didn't read".
that's basically what it did, over the radio
>>143627628
wait, are you bitching over an AI delaying orders by NINE FUCKING SECONDS?
WHILE IT WAS BEING RADIO SPAMMED?
IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU ARE BITCHING ABOUT?
IS THAT THE ACTUAL SITUATION HERE?
>>143627795
a cookie
i got stuck under a diagonal transit tube section, that glitchily allows you to step under it but not back out
>>143627795
A construct shell when the entire station was implanted.
>>143627827
Did you not -just- say the AI should go "lol didn't read" to the admins, instead of being "passive aggressive"?
Hell, even "lol didn't read" is acceptable, given that you can't expect people to read the radio during radio spam.
>>143626326
>>143626327
Nice phone senpai!
>>143627851
no, nine seconds after, the AI is acting like a cunt and pretending not to have read
has to be told three times and given a bwoink to actually obey a perfectly valid law 2
not uncommon to see in completely normal play with zero spam, and guess what
I ahelp it every time
NOTHING comes out of it
>>143627851
>AI is nine seconds slow
>in the snow, in the rain, uphill both ways
>while carrying a greyshirt
>and keeping a redshirt away from murder
>and being on fire
>crew complains about it being slow
I need an image of robot suffering
>>143628136
>It's not bad enough for an admin to do anything about when it is ideal situations that you can see chat in
>try to get AIs banned over it happening in significantly more challenging situations
the fuck, killette?
>>143628260
don't you ever, don't you ever fucking call me killete again
it's no secret that admins absolutely hate dealing with silicon ahelps, why do you think nothing comes out of them barring pain/shittery so big they literally can't get away with ignoring it
>>143628547
fuck off killette
>>143628547
Because the admins recognize that people aren't perfect robots, and so are OK with minor AI infractions for the sake of sanity and having any robot players?
The no tolerance policy you are positing is literally impossible in reality while maintaining any silicon players, since nobody is perfect.
Anyone have the pic with the JBA "to be continued" edit?
>>143627795
A gun that had three firing modes, including explosive bullets, that changed based on voice commands.
I was hunting Xenos during an aliums round and stumbled upon the nuke someone hid in the toilets near the abandoned bar. I prayed to the Emperor and I think the Primarch of the Blood Ravens to grant me the code to cleanse the station with the relic I've found. Instead I got the gun and was told to hunt down the Xeno scum.
But I didn't know that Hi-Ex bullets had such a slow firing speed and whether I had to say the ammo name again to reload, so I ended up a pretty big failure.
>>143628751
>blood ravens
>Not Imperial fists
>>143628846
It was a powerful weapon that just happened to be "lost." The Blood Ravens was appropriate.
>>143628654
i'm fine with mistakes obviously
there is absolutely zero mistake in purposefully ignoring or dragging off an order
that's conscious, continued shittery
you wanna have fun being a dick? leave the turrets set to stun when sec comes to remove someone from your upload, ignore sentences like "the turrets" until they explicitly tell you the full sentence of "turn off the turrets"
that's fun and that's fair
nothibg makes me madder than intentionally breaking server rules and the admins literally letting it slide though. come think of it, I'll start saving logs of these
>>143628751
For that gun you have to take the ammo pack out and set it on a recharger
It also has four or five firing modes, if I remember correctly. Stun/Taser, Lasers, Hi-Ex, Rapid fire and one more that I think escapes me or I misrember
>The emergency shuttle has been called
>>143629142
>AIs must be perfect, any mistake is a conscious effort into shittery
>AIs are not allowed to be inconvenienced by radio jammers
are you SURE you aren't killette?
Question.
Why are AI laws not IC?
There is every tool available to handle it IC.
It's easier to stop a rogue AI than it is to find a man spamming a radio.
>>143629281
not at all convinced about the AI having actually been unable to comply with law 2 orders it saw pop up in the chatbox, but I wasn't talking about this specific case there
borgs are the worst offenders of ignoring law 2, you can physically drag them into what you want them to do and repeat the order and they'll walk away
not exaggerating, has happened to me a few times
>>143628727
pls respond
>>143629654
If you yell at a single borg for doing that when it actually had something more important to do, I will never forgive you.
>>143629179
I forgot that it also had Laser, but I can't remember if there was a fifth one on top of it; however, what I meant is that it seemed to take Hi-Ex so long to fire again that I thought you had to say the name again like loading another shell with the Combat Shotgun. In any case, it was fun while it lasted.
