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Moe bullying liquid on periscope was gold.
is there a stream of the TVS broadcast? I don't want to miss any of the extra stuff.
>>143604106
You can watch the full broadcast at any Buffalo Wild Wings location! https://twitter.com/BWWings/status/736338587747274753
>>143604370
Yeah but there's no way to listen because there's a Cavaliers game on tonight.
>>143604783
oh niggers
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4lcew8/lets_thank_turner_by_watching_eleague_on_tbs/
ELEAGUE ON TV BOYS
WHO HERE /HYPE/
What should I change on this? Any witty names for some of the unnamed things? Battlestar needs a name, for sure.
m4a4 > ak47 > famas = m4a1-s > galil > p90 = ump
ocean so mad
>>143605827
ITS LIT
>>143606457
Swap galil and famas and it'll probably be more believable.
>>143607687
>using rng-47 over the laser rifle
>>143607790
?he doesnt know about the op famas alt fire
>>143607829
but the m4a1 is the laser rifle
https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
shit tbs stream here, hoping someone will step up with an HD one soon
>tfw unironically watching big bang theory until eleague is on
>>143607924
pretty sure the a4 is more accurate and better in every way
>>143608381
but shox uses the a1s
IF YOU NEED A LINK TO WATCH E-LEAGUE HERE YOU GO BROS
www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
watching tbs for the first time in forever now
>BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA
How do normies deal with this?
>>143608381
you aren't even trying to be convincing
i luv u guise dont you forgeddit!! =]
>>143608186
>>143608564
better than nothing lads preciate it
>>143608564
what the fuck did i just see? holy shit i was ready for it yet it still got me
>gaydian
>>143608564
WTF SCREAMER
>hands always shaking
>think "am i really that nervous"
>find out i have hand tremors
>tfw i dont have the genetics
hold me lads
Anyone know if someone will attempt to stream the TV broadcast?
Since the eleague stream is going to cut out stuff.
>>143610341
get a tv or kill yourself
>>143610290
>tfw never had problems with nerves or tilting while playing since ever
heh stay jelly nerds
>>143610378
but i don't have a job how the fuck do i get a tv
TBS stream
https://twitter.com/Lezus/status/736371520499552256
>>143610378
It's literally not available up here in syrup land :(
post classic /csgog/ memes
>>143610378
>getting a tv just for cs show
Not everyone lives off autismbux you know.
>>143610479
give me some genetics, asshole
>>143610781
after you go to a few lans it gets easier
this nigga has 100 games and he's hacking in casual rofl
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pafds1/
>>143610479
>being proud of not giving a shit about losing in videogaymes
such genes much wow
So what do you guys think about that story of SK poaching LG players?
http://www.espn.co.uk/esports/story/_/id/15774305/sk-gaming-luminosity-locked-contract-disputes-sk-attempted-poach-luminosity-players
To me it looks like we're still missing a lot of info from both sides.
>>143610897
>he fell for the casual meme
there are hackers in 9/10 casual games
>>143605442
>I'll watch because I enjoy the matches and not because I owe a favor to Turner you circlejerking doofus.
kek
Has anyone got a link to the TV stream of this C9 LG game? I have the twitch one, but I hear that it is not going to be the whole shebang.
>>143611049
gotta get to level 3
dm wasn't giving me any exp
>>143610870
going to a few lans wont stop my hands from shaking though
>>143610935
? I care about losing, I just don't play like shit if I do, or shit myself when I have to clutch. get some reading comprehension bb
TBS TV STREAM WHERE
>>143610975
they did the same thing to Keyd star and no one cared.
E LEAGUE BOYS
TUNE IN TO TBS RIGHT NOW
its time
wow BBT is really bad. worse than i thought
>>143611214
why isnt ELEAGUE on twitch?
CYBER ATHLETICS
Come on guys, someone dig out a TBS stream link.
>>143611147
It's the fucking same, what happens if you lose that clutch, you fucking lose. you pathetic nerd.
>>143611374
because old TV shitters dont get how global markets work
>>143611237
Did they?
Wasn't it simply a buyout?
i got a stream but i cant link you guys sorry
WHO the FUCK is gonna watch this if its not on twitch?
Yeaaa sitting right in front of the TV.
HYPE
>>143608564
Right here yuros
>>143611495
people with tvs? Is this a trick question
>>143611472
desu who care... lg had it coming
>>143611470
>>143611374
It is on twitch, according to what they said, however it is only the game with commentary, not the full show.
The reason for that seems to be because of contracts that turner has with other networks or something that makes them unable to stream the stuff fully from TBS.
>not being american
>not having TBS
>>143611374
it is on twitch just with no analysis desk or production stuff, just game and casters
@el
more like
@lel
>>143608564
>www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
Thanks for the stream link.
>nice comfy na thread with small amount of euro neets
NIGGA WE MADE IT
who else /switching to twitch when the game starts/?
It's so funny going from Seinfeld to eleague lmfao
>>143611582
The org? What did they do?
>>143608564
Stream is lagging to shit, still works though
>>143611714
>not having big bang theory reruns
IM GOING TO EAT AT ARBYS TOMORROW FOR LUNCH. THAT WAS SO DANK
Haha Adam Sandler!! XD
>>143610939
i dont know why this got deleted, but you just have to take the bants.
>>143611918
Memes aside, is Arby's good?
>>143611994
I didn't see an Adam Sandler commercial on TBS
is the stream doing different ads?
>>143612029
weird post for a mod to target
DEFUSE THE SANDWICH
>>143612053
pretty good, their sauce is what makes them worth going to
>>143611625
you mean so it's on twitch with all the worst bits cut out?
they need to speak up in this. too much bg noise from the crowd
the intro was shit but the stuff after the commercial break is much better
>>143611625
Isn't that great? just the core stuff and no marketing shit shoved down your throat.
so i know why NA likes c9 but why are there so many fans abroad?
just me or is the stream posted in this thread laggy as hell?
i have good internet.
>>143612127
from what i understand, yes. no replays, no player cuts, no analysis desk. just casters and what the obs is watching
>>143612269
>no desk
>isn't that great
No.
>>143612310
LoL faggots bandwaggonin their CS team.
>>143612331
well thanks, i suppose we'll see in a few mins when it gets going for real.
>>143611657
>>www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
does anyone have an acestream or anything better
>>143612053
Haven't had on in my cite to my knowledge for years, but they used to have the best chicken strips
>>143612316
Unbelievably laggy for everyone it seems
start the match before i piss meself
Holy shit just play the fucking game
>>143612310
i could be a retarded American who doesn't know shit but C9 seems to be more personable than European teams, and that's largely because they speak native English.
for example if you're a European who only knows Polish and English, it's probably easier to get into the minds and hearts of native English speakers in NA (and VP of course) than it is some French or Russian team.
>>143612316
>>143612469
It was pretty alright before, seems like it couldn't handle the increased traffic from people wanting to watch eleague.
honestly, it's smart to have a super national team like LG in the final. TBS-BR will have record numbers today
>>143612269
the analysts add a ton of context and other helpful info for casuals like me though.
we need a stream that isn't laggy
WTF ANOTHER COMMMERCIAL
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ACE STREAM, WHY OUT OF ALL SPORTS DOES E SPORTS HAVE THE SHIT STREAM
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>>143611714
i have fucking dave navarro doing a tattoo show...
this is so surreal!!!
>>143612914
LMAO IVE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE HE JOINED. I'M NOT ALONE
>>143612416
y so picky?
>slemmy a mediocre NA deadbeat for ages
>joins C9 and is on TV a month later
What a ride.
>not being american
>not having tv
These cuts are SLOPPY I DID BETTER IN MY 201 CLASSES
>>143612564
My understnding, even before I saw the TBS vid on them was C9 was by and large the most popular team, even in failure. Beyond someone like Stewie or Shroud who is popular with Asians or Poles, they have a big following I don't understand given most countries in CS have a national team that is better than them.
>C9 gets a 5 second segment
rofl
If you're the US and have an active Comcast/Xfinity account, you can watch TBS online in HD. Surely someone can set up a stream from that source.
I'll just watch the actual gameplay on twitch and switch to crap stream for the rest.
>>143612776
welcome to tv
oh shit, i just realized.
HDTV DOES NOT HAVE 60FPS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moe on TV
Holy shit!
>>143613020
>have full cable comcast package
>have 50in TV
>didn't hook up cable to xbone or the cable box cuz lol who wants to watch cable
And now it's too late...
>mirage cbble dust2
3-0 Luminosity
>>143613130
They make HDTVs that dont do 60fps?
>>143613130
turn on smooth motion from your TV
>>143613020
>subscribing to an advertisement stream
>>143613130
All TV is 30 except soaps/low budget. Switch to twitch once the game starts
OH YES PLEASE EXPLAIN EVERY FUCKING ASPECT OF THE UI
>lg bans overpass
THANK YOU ELEAGUE MATCHFIXERS
FREE SKINS!!!!!!
>>143613130
fuck it, i´ll have the tv muted and i´ll see the twitch stream.
>>143613194
>>143613249
i meant that my tv provider doesnt provide 60fps video playback
WHATS HAPPENIN IN THE CHAT
Is the game cut off for anyone else on TBS?
LG bans overpass and the 3rd map is Dust II which neither team really wants to play. I see ratings interfering.
>>143613094
couldn't that get me into legal trouble :@
wow just think about how you can cuddle up to your bf/gf and get comfy on the couch watching cs......
SKA PLAYING CABAL
>>143613351
yea that ban made no sense. LG already choking under the bright lights
>>143613451
yeah but that's been an issue with my TV for years. If I watch in the living room it's fine
Man the people running the stream are fucking dumb
>wow we're finally having people on the site
>we should ban them all
>>143613421
yes, but your TV itself can use motion interpolation to make it look smooth
try it out
anything juicy or controversial in the chat? Couldn't see in the low res stream.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Oh shit, dat knife.
twitch is faster than tbs btw
>>143613530
I've never had this happen until now.
>THAT DISRESPECT BY n0thing
HOLY FUCK
>>143613249
someone told me to do this and it ruined DeadSpace
>>143613634
my tbs is faster
Anyone else find this shit cringe worthy and hope it bombs?
Normal people aren't interested in this niche video game shit, there's too much to learn to watch.
Watching EL after a stressful day at work. Showing my parents what esports has become
>Clown9
>>143613556
ok, ill look into it, but i have to say that the image is pretty smooth, although i have to deal with the horrible spanish commentary...
>tek9
>>143613726
Those are some fat legs, anon
>this crowd
it's like i'm watching columbus again
please HD restream somewhere nerds
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328742
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328742
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328742
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328742
>no 1G spam on tv
its just not the same
>>143613634
tbs is 12 seconds faster for me
>>143613873
just fucking open twitch you retards
>>143613726
I was going to go watch with my parents since they have cable and are interested in me and my interests because they love me, but I was really tired after work and now I feel sad :(
I'm glad your #thuggin parents love you enough to try to understand why you like your interests so they stay connected to you <3
>>143614015
twitch doesn't show player cameras
am i the only one not hearing the crowd audio when the rounds are on?
>coordinated studio audience sounds
Trash
>>143613716
nah, people will be interested.. theres lots of casual gaming fans who will like just to see a videogame present as pro competition. and I think they will learn after a few games.
>n0thing go to save his gun
>crowd: ooohhhhh.
My sides
what the fuck are these sounds lmfao
>>143614228
you must never have been to a college sports game. this is next to a college campus.
>caster calling them clown9
lmoa
>>143614425
you can get turner in canada, JasonR
> OOOOOOOOH
Many people laughed at us over the years. Tonight, my friends, is for all of us
>>143614813
o shit waddup!
>>143613716
>T tries to bomb sites, CT tries to stop them
Wow, how fucking hard is that to understand? You know why they picked CS instead of Dota despite it's larger playerbase?
skadoodle hide and seek champion 2016
more like Coldzerokills
>>143614813
im so happy for rich
Where was this crowd the rest of the week?
>luminosity is the best team in the world
>favelas get eco'd
uh, gotards?
>>143615018
at their jobs or in school you retard
>>143615018
at work?
>>143614440
Yeah synchronized "OOOHHHHH" when someone saves a gun is totally natural.
>no ad breaks before halftime
based tbs
fnx is a literal god
>>143615027
their cheats don't work against pistols
>>143615095
>>143615113
these are college students. if you have a class during a time you want free in college you are a retard.
nothing??????????????????????
How much does the twitch stream differ from the TV stuff?
>n0thing
>>143615204
well, that would kill the mood, i guess they could get ads on tactical timeouts
>>143615350
On TBS, there's a "Credit Karma" banner at the bottom instead of "watch TBS!" banner
TBS also sometimes shows the audience saying "OOOOOOOOOOOH"
That's about it once the match actually started
nothing kill yourself
>>143615350
It's just GOTV so you don't get replays or studio shots.
c9 will win the half 9-6 then lose the game 9-16 cause lol mirage t side
>>143615350
none of the post/pregame stuff. watch the stream for the game, tv/pirate stream for panel
Ska carrying C9 hard tonight, holy
>>143615498
is there any way to enable a tv channel to play the original broadcast radio? because i dont wanna hear the panel/casters in my language...
slemmy is a school shooter
can't resist shooting someone lol
YUNG STEW
S T E W
>>143613873
twitch for gameplay, shit stream for analysis
idiot
>>143615559
>exit frags
>carry
????
USA USA USA
it´s not happening, is it?
shitty has 3 of c9's 56 kills
n0thing going insane
so whens valve finally going to nerf the tek9 cause its fucking bullshit still
>>143615880
never, we babbygame now
>God like performance from nothing
>getting eco kills
n1 anders
>slemmy
gotards?
STEW STEW STEW STEW
YUNG STEW
U
N
G
S
T
E
W
>>143615985
its happening
MY EARS
c9 bout to get btfo'd hard
also lol @ usa chants this shits fucking awful... favelas have actually done shit while competing in our scene...
>boo'ing a ace steal
>USA
this fucking crowd so good
USA USA OOGA BOOGA
why is yung stew so based?
>>143615985
americans on social network is pretty much like staring into the abyss
cloud9 used one of these
watching this on my tv right now, this shit is surreal. I can't believe its actually on tv.
>>143616103
WutFace
Is this scripted?
>>143616189
addy infused snus?
REMINDER
0-26
REMINDER
0-26
REMINDER
0-26
YOU BOYS KNOW I GOT YOU
twitch tv/infinityg_tv
>>143616189
That's either snus or dip you baka
>>143615629
hit the lang button on ur remote
>>143615985
from what ive seen alot more tweets saying more positive stuff from outsiders
Scripted as fuck.
If this was real then LG would have 16-1'd these fags all day. At least they'll win on ct
why does that one HUEHUE wear the blue beanie all the time?
>>143616358
if i pull it off will he die?
>>143616189
is that how they load their cheats
>>143616429
it would get extremely cold
>>143616358
Because Taco is bald or balding from playing CS all day
>>143616302
yo i know where u got that
navi's twitter has been based af recently
>>143616302
thanks senpai
but please go to hitbox or something
don't get your channel shut down
>>143616358
krimz?
>Anders having to explain the most basic shit
I mean I get it, TV audience, blah blah. But still
>>143616502
tfw no justintv to let you stream whatever without them caring
>>143616302
Can you not set up a password/make the stream private? Don't wanna see you get banned my famas.
>>143616502
Not mine but i feel you.
>>143616497
Here's another
>>143616302
thanks lad but shut down is imminent if you dont protect the stream
>>143616728
i follow them too
but i love these
THEY DID IT BOYS
1-30 T SIDE MIRAGE
>>143616895
>>143616704
I didn't mean to imply I'm hosting it. Just discovered it.
LMAO that tiny tv audience
ur game is knocking on death's door, gotards! :v)
>>143615985
>why would you watch would you watch videogames instead of just playing them!?
>let me turn this off so i can watch espn :^)
>>143616985
2-30!!!!!!!!!
nothing = EVERYTHING
>>143617082
This
I'm an eleague insider and they're already pulling the plug.
Do you guys scream in excitement when watching any video games?
LETS GO CENA
LETS GO CENA
LETS GO CENA
LETS GO CENA
LETS GO CENA
>>143617082
u wot m8?
>>143617260
no
t. burger
>>143617260
no but i clap after every frag
>eco kill
>audience cheers loudly
gotards?
ez c9 skines
>>143617260
if watching with buddies yeah
did semmler just say arbys burger LMAO
n0things having that game where he gets 30 kills then when people are all like "nothign sucks lets cut him" they reference this game for the next half a year
>>143617260
no.
i do often find my self cupping my mouth with my hands and yelling STEW STEW STEW
however
>>143617260
sometimes.when I watch LoL
>>143617260
IF I'M DRUNK AND REALLY HYPE
LIKE NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
n0thing is just walking around corners popping BRs in the head like it'snothing
Addy?
>>143617260
csgo when wicked shit happens or when the team im cheering for does good
>>143617260
Almost never. Has to be something ridiculous like that Navi vs LG overpass game.
>>143617596
Only time I ever cheered in favor of LG was when Zera got the luckiest 4k in the world against Navi in Columbus.
Shit was crazy.
>>143617260
only when it's near the end and close to a draw
>LG losing to team wash ups on their best map
Kekaroonies
>>143617565
dave(from the austin event)???
>>143617260
got a noice violation during the major when edward hit that 0.5sec flick on dust 2
>>143617583
Eleague is sponsored by Pfizer so they get complimentary addy.
>>143617680
VIRTUS PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>143617658
you mean the jump awp against liquid?
>>143617668
>Fallen and Fnx doing their best to keep their shitshow team alive just a bit longer.
kekamus prime.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
oh god that cute lil asian girl throwing up the peace sign
>its a brazilians choke on live TV episode
N0THING IS AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>143617786
oh yeah thats what it was, my bad. Yeah when he jumped and noscoped 4 kills back to back because RNGsus loves him and nobody on navi expected someone to just try some crazy shit like that.
like chickens to a flak slaughter.
>>143617914
screenshot?
>NA winning just when it airs on NA TV
woahhhhh
what a bullshit nade
what just happened
What a round.
wtf did he not see him there
>>143617929
>nobody on navi expected someone to just try some crazy shit like that.
liquid, again my dude
but yeah, that was crazy
LG are RNGsus
wtf happened to luminosity's cheats?
they forgot to toggle?
Ayy lmao
>>143617797
sk killed this team lmao
>they lost hope
why haven't you thanked the savior of NA CS?
Great round but how!?
>>143618106
c9's was better
>>143617583
he learned from the best
Is Stewie our boi, goggy?
>>143617993
>implying the "rags to riches" BR script won't reign supreme in the end
>>143618106
Eleague actually employed good anti-cheat measures so there won't be any cheating.
>bet for the first time in 3 months
>play it safe and go for guaranteed overdog
>this happens
ok im quitting again
>n0thing quits weed for a day
>skadooper is actually hype
Guys I feel something in my heart
>>143618265
>faceit
Is he, dare I say, elite?
How about our boys?
>>143618345
>safe
>guaranteed
kek, learn to expected value
>>143618390
What does that have to do with LAN anti-cheat measures? They're not on their own computers.
these fag really getting a RNG tattoo
based fallen
>OBVIOUS SKILL
gotta get dem awp tats
>>143618345
its not over yet
>interviewing a random tattoo artist
why?
>hey we need a mandatory player interview pronto!
>i know! lets go get the tattoo artist
>>143618476
you dont need your own computer to cheat
>tattooing your aiming arm hours before the grand final match
nice script fuckin gotards. c9 2-0
>ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK
>>143618727
Maybe he plays CS.
another tattoo ruined by op awp
>>143618757
what tourneys you watch that do player interviews in the middle of a best of 3?
>>143618778
I was just thinking the same thing.
Dude im watching m0e on a 50 inch!!!!
>>143618406
only shroud's trap enabled sprays are elite
>C9 beats LG on one of LG's best maps despite C9 struggling to win a single T round on that map a month prior
I want to hear a single argument that can convince any reasonable person that CS:GO is not scripted.
>>143618778
i dont think he got that tattoo hours before this match
>>143618835
Pretty much any pro sport teams in the US when they go to halftime????????????????????
COMERCIALS
>COMERCIALS
COMERCIALS
>COMERCIALS
WELCOME TO MURRICA
>>143618775
When did I say you did? You mentioned faceit like a serverside anti-cheat was at all relevant on LAN when all the anti-cheat happens before the game even starts. Faceit is only providing the servers.
>>143618778
>dude I can't aim the skin on my bicep hurts
>only f0rest has more raw talent than n0thing
-lurppis (lurpiss) circa a couple months ago on twitter, former 1.6 teammate of jordan 'n0thing' gilbert
I'm the only one at bdubs....with my dad. Cringe time now.
>>143618914
csgo isnt a sport
>>143619035
>He doesn't want to go to a sports bar with the lads to watch CSGO
whew lad
>>143619105
But interviews at the half aren't uncommon
i guess n0thing must have stopped smoking crack and ska stopped throwing games for this to happen
>all sponsors are restaurants
when will americans stop thinking about food lol
>hes not watching it on bet365 in hd
>>143619164
>no steam login
ahahaha
>barely signed shit with SK and already started losing
>>143618873
croooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nothing dropped. spectator dropped
>>143618889
They just had added a new IGL to their team? It's pretty obvious that after training they would improve massively.
aaaaand they fucking showed IP
>Leaking IP
fucking hell ahhaha
>>143618889
Different playing stage.
>>143619019
...meme on an argentinian white supremacy forum
>>143619154
My friends aren't in to shooters. If it was league then maybe.
>>143619310
this
what the FUCK
Holy fuck.
Why do redditors hate NA's enthusiasm so much?
It's fucking awesome that a crowd is this hyped for CS:GO - who cares if it annoys some Euro pussy?
DDOS INBOUD
Grab your gear and let's go
Theyd have a secure server right?
Like, leaking IP is still dumb but it isnt a huge deal, is it?
wasnt it a local ip
127.xxx.xxx.xxx etc
>>143619387
Low T
>>143619387
who care..
>>143619324
wat
>>143619435
>anything on the internet
>secure
>>143619324
Lurppis was serious when he said that about n0thing, although I think his judgment is clouded.
>>143619154
they are in csgo tourneys
>>143619387
reddit hates loud crowds, but if the crowd is quiet or you dont have a crowd mic it's a terrible event sicne you can't "hear the hype"
>>143619438
nope it was an external ip
192.168.0.1
I'm currently ddosing it
we are legion
i hate slemmy's haircut
>>143619502
>On the internet
Its a lan isnt it? pls dont bully me I know nothing about this, im just asking. Surely thay can secure it somehow?
How was the ip shown? Console?
>slemmy is lowkey LAN god
honestly curious how many people are this out of the "online" pros who never qualify
>>143619505
>>143619580
this. he should get "the desi"
>>143619530
watch out anon
you might take out the whole internet
>>143619679
our guy ocean for sure
>>143619679
why did u link my post wtf
Is Slemmy our boi?
>>143606275
get a nicer shinier CZ, Victoria or Chalice if you wanna spend big money Red Astor if not.
If C9 win I buy C9 stickers for redditors to buy for hype. If C9 lose I buy some dank Shotties and SMGs (SMHs)
the full on choke is about to begin. I can feel it
>>143619754
read the gun name
>>143619730
JUST
What will tilt c9?
>>143619857
as in n0thing is the manlet?
>>143619754
the mp9 was a reply 2 u
Another game ruined by OP awp -_-
>>143619730
he looks like someone fucked his shit up
>>143619931
new
>>143619975
oh
>>143619993
i'm only 6 years new here man idk
>>143619730
desu desi looks like a "dumb hannibal" type
I thought bomb plant was only 3 seconds?
>>143619730
there is no way to fix slemmys hair
WTF HAPPEN
WHEN GET C9 GOOD?!?
MOOT?
does in-game spectator have commentators?
>>143620139
3.5 w/ animation
so many fat fucks holy shit
god i love vintage skadoodle
NICE FUCKIN SCRIPT ELEAGUE
>>143620189
I work at a BWW in LA, I'm on my break watching the game. I have a table of 10 people from C9 and LG/their (surprisingly beautiful) girlfriends. It's my dream.
>>143620184
nah, he needs volumizer. that would solve all the problems.
>>143620229
yes
now THIS isaderall
what are they even chanting
>not cucking coldzera's gf tonight
you fucked up my man
Freak was the problem.
Anyone else about to get SHROWDY?!?
who here /hot/ ?
>>143620291
Pic related
Casters are hype, the crowd is hype, but you dont know hype if you haven't heard semmler casting Shox hype.
scripted as hell
>>143620527
heh
>>143620454
>not /mangohabanero/ and /wild/
>you'll never see this nametag on live national television
>>143620457
Are you outside? What happens to the TV's if it rains?
>>143620565
>you will never work out with semphis-kun
>tfw you leave your shitter team and they suddenly get good
>tfw you have to suffer with tier 3 echo fox shitters
>>143620660
>not /thaicurry/
the fuck is with these shooting sounds, is my stream out of sync or something? doesn't look like it
>>143620849
forgot this
>>143620858
Waterproof TVs or we cover them in the rain. Not that it rains much in SoCal
>>143620869
>yfw da addy kicks in
LETS GO CLOUD9 CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
stop with the fucking chants holy shit
>>143621226
What's wrong with chanting?
>>143621226
pussy
>>143621226
jungle monkey detected
>>143621226
#refugeeswelcome
>>143621226
KILL YOU ARE SELF
KILL YOU ARE SELF
>>143621295
illegal in eu
oh god the cute lil asian girl again
I remember the first CS game I watched and seeing the crowd lose it after a clutch pistol one tap got me thinking, 'hey i could get used to this'
why did lum veto overpass
isn't that arguably their best map?
>>143621512
nobody takes overpass seriously
>t sided map
>amerifats happy to get an 8-7
Oh boy the tears are going to be extra delicious this time, not as good as the slav tears at Columbus though.
What snacks are you all eating while watching, gogoobers???
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>>143621621
to be fair, c9 these days are expected to lose every round on t-side
>banned
>switch to mobile
>ready to shitpost again
Who /d3v1l15h/ here
time to get tilted
Is it too late to tune into the cringefest on tbs?
>here comes le toggle
epik :)
Who gets a tattoo on the inside of their arm on group A finals day.
oh look shroud choking
>>143621809
are the commentators different from twitch? if so are they clueless about the game?
I need reaction images.
Post you're yfw when amerifats actually think they can win this.
>>143621869
A member of the losing team
>>143621901
>>143621809
its not even cringey desu considering it is catering to a tv audience. The commentators are Anders and Semmler
>NA CS
>Not a single black player
Why #CSGOsoWhite?
f n x
>f n x
Im deleting my account, know any good hacks i can use before i do?
>>143622009
Wrong board.
>>>/v/
>>143622076
who is that semen demon
>>143622074
ask fallen
>>143622009
FGC steals all the good black players
LG too obvious
JORDAN
NOTHING
GILBERT
EVERYONE IS CHOKING
>cold locks on into n0thing and then on to the other guy
hmmm
coldzera shouldnt have gotten that tattoo
>it's a Great White Hope episode
s.m.h. t.b.h.
>>143622334
SOMEONE IS GOOD AT CSGO I THINK THEYRE CHEATING
>MFW I WAS TOO PUSSY TO BET ON C9
Mfw I'm flipping through TV channels at a hotel and run into a cs:go tournament.
I don't even play/watch this game but this is kinda cool.
who else
>hoping for c9 to lose
here?
>its a brown people lose episode
goddamn i love american television
>>143622009
>csgo
>white
>stewie
>the entire lg team
>white
uhh...
>>143622448
Nah, the game is shit. Get out while you still can.
>>143622474
me, C9 are even more reddit than LG
>scripted match
>it's an amerifats think their teams can actually win episode
I like this rerun
all jokes aside I think this game is a pretty good introduction for those who are watching for the 1st time
>>143622484
does Trump love brazilians like he loves beaners?
>>143622574
nys
Anyone who beats monkeys are our guys
this match is obviously staged
>USA USA USA
someone shut that fucking crowd up
>>143622685
lmao for real. c9 couldn't even touch these goobers 2 days ago or at dreamhack
>its a fast awp pick episode
Another game ruined by op awp
>>143622723
QQ HARDER FAVELA MONKEY HAHAHAHA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
oh god there goes that cute asian girl again
>>143622685
they are on a stage, yes.
odds: drink water and sleep
even: go for mcdonalds and play overwatch after C9 vs LG
>>143622593
I agree. I play some games competitively so I'm not foreign to comp gaming but this has been pretty easy for me to follow.
>>143622723
you cant stop americas nationalism
>>143622593
Why?
Bolivia here, actually watching this for the first time cause its on TV. Also, why would they staged this?
>>143622723
GET FUCKED NON-NA
Who would you smash
>>143622723
cry more monkey
>>143622876
>first time CS on TBS NA TV
>NA trash team winning
>>143622801
>getting this excited over a honeypot LAN
Pretty sad to be honest. I guess americans will take any win they can get their fat hands on.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tek9
get rekt BRs
What just happened?
daily reminder ska should have received a perma ban
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
literally the biggest throw i've ever seen
>actual fucking throw
I'm not sure I like this meme.
>>143622913
qt azn
>Game is being broadcast on TV
>Important match is underdog American team vs strong Foreign team
>Series of matches are very disputed
>Underdog Americans win
I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS
>SA cs
okay.
LG EXPOSED
LG WITHOUT CHEATS
>>143623039
staged match
OMFG THAT WAS THE MOST MM ROUND EVER
>LG
>BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
pppfffFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA
>>143622997
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cz
>>143622913
me on the back
>BRs too scared to toggle on tv
lol
>c9 are our guys
reminder that c9 fans are all underage
>c9 isn't winning
>its just LG shitting the bed and playing like retards
>clappistan clapping at a video game tv
C9 will choke this away. It's inevitable.
>gog shitting on burgers for clapping
why do you have passion?
>guy toying with his aim and spinning it close to the enemy
>"HE HAS NO IDEA TACO IS THERE"
gotards???
fuck yes LG
make them tilt
US crowds are the worst
>>143622074
You can't delete steam accounts
as an american...this is awkward
>>143623587
>rooting for LG
UMMM
>>143623587
>cheering for favelas
>on MY /csgog/
>usa chants
kek
>>143623706
Yeah you can, just contact steam support
the restream ded?
>>143623587
>you
>Overtime
fuuuuuuuck yooooouu
>>143623587
>rooting for cheating monkeys
>that kid with the reddit frog
FUCKING KEK
OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT
kek
>>143623828
>cloud9 fans
KID WITH THE DONALD TRUMP FROG HOLY SHIT
>>143623721
>Being butthurt about the best team in the world being the best team in the world
How american of you
>>143623587
>Being a hue
back to the favela with you monkey
>>143623880
>DONALD TRUMP FROG
How fucking new?
>>143623823
>ska basically a confirmed thrower
>>143623884
>LG
>BEST IN THE WORLD
umMMMM????
is this a paid audience?
>>143623937
haha i know right look at this newfag. even my mom knows about the facebook toad
This game is so fucking good even if it's scripted
>>143623940
>basically
*literally
i bet fat hiko is angry that c9 can win against the favela monkeys
>meme9 defeat the cheating BRs
truly american heroes
hulkster would be proud
>>143624061
they gave out free tickets
>>143623968
why the fuck did f0rest get fat..
>>143623884
>he isn't patriotic
>he's a filthy commie/loyalist
why are you here?
>>143623968
Who won the last major?
What about the last relevant LAN?
Yep, that's LG.
It's so funny how all of you kiddos come out of the woodwork when favelas are losing only to leave the thread in tears when they stomp your shit team into the ground. It's gonna be awesome.
>>143624072
That's the point, it would be a snorefest 1 sided game if they didn't script it, NA on the losing end.
>>143624061
free entrance
>>143624193
Ah the old NA loses trope, literally a classic LUL
>>143624098
everyone knows that faggot Ska threw the match
just too slippery to get caught
smart kid
but hes still a faggot
even if c9 beat LG I look forward to them getting their shit pushed in later in the tournament
>>143623293
It's a live performance you idiot.
n0thing's aimbot went crazy there for a sec
>>143624191
>beating a crippled fnatic and navi
>implying thats an achievement
>implying that makes you the best in the world
let's not forget that fucking liquid almost beat them too
>>143624154
he's a viking now
>>143624191
the MLG Columbus was a complete bluff
>olof and guardian injured
>pyth visa issue and threat had to play
the ESL Pro League was a grind
not #1 yet
#1 spot is in a tie right now with LG on it
ESL Cologne will be a big thing
>>143622652
>le tank tops
>USA USA USA USA
>king of the frontpage
reddit gtfo
>>143624308
>everyone knows that faggot Ska threw the match
wait, do people actually care about this?
YUNG SLEM PLS
unfortunate that favelas can call their cheats in their native language without anyone understanding whats going on cause nobody speaks ape :]
>cold toggling
lol... the brs have no shame. favela.
>>143624429
dunk yourself favela
>>143624308
he didn't get "caught" because Valve employees are retarded, not because of him being smart.
>BR's start toggling
>>143623061
shame that this had to be scripted :(
>>143624448
im mainly salty that dazed got banned and ska didnt
dazed is a top bloke
ska is a faggot
neck yourselves idiots
>>143624416
is forest the swedish n0thing? the dude panders to the camera hard.
wow the script is real always thought it was just a meme
>stewie2k rushing through smokes
>>143624578
>is f0rest the swedish n0thing?
ummm vice versa and yeah, maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37TsEJcf7Fg
>>143623721
>>143623719
reported for underage
I wonder why fnatic and luminosity always make crazy vac shots when they are on map point. they must really thrive oncheating
How can the script be denied at this point? It's not bullshit, these games seriously are scripted.
>>143624560
who are you talking to?
>>143624548
what have you noticed specifically in the game that leads you to believe this is staged?
>nothing1g
>it's a c9 start taking 1 v many fights plot twist
>>143624653
ill rush through your smoke, bby~
>>143624169
>MURICA FUCK YEAH
>BDUBZ IS GONNA SHOW C9 SHOOTING GUNS BRAH
reddit please leave
WHY DONT THEY HIT A EVER!?
Chora mais, gringo.
have c9 been to a?
>>143624826
Because B on cobble is one of the easiest sites to take
>its a teams lose their map pick episode
eleague going with a real classic
good taste
>its another LG suddenly does really well in OT episode
when will these shitskins get banned?
>>143624695
the best team in the world suddenly not being the best team in the world for TV???
American audience, american team suddenly starts playing world class CS and beating the undisputed best team in the world????
>c9 looking down AFTER getting flashed
wut?
Ummmmmm.... amerifats????????
>>143624736
>>143623719
>>143623721
>>143624525
>>143624484
>>143623968
>>143624416
>>143623823
>>143623925
BR bull here, if any NA cucks want me to fuck their wife just leave a message
dust 2 first half results 8-7 in favor of who ever gets t side first
I hate LG!!!!!
>>143624963
specific examples of instances in the match where you think LG didn't hit shots or misplayed on purpose?
omg I hate LG now
>Its another "cloud9 can't close out a game" episode
>>143624757
>>143624990
>that flat as fuck chest
Hi american girl here, this was definitely the last time I fell for the USA meme please can some brazilian inseminate me so I can get a citizenship? I just want to be good at CS.....
>>143625142
who is this lesbian?
white girl here
God that game was fucking hot. Love seeing superior BBC (big brazilian cock) dominate these effeminate 5'9 white kids.
>>143624990
Is that a transseuxal
>it's an amerifats get styled on by favelas episode
I liked the slav rerun, I enjoyed the Swedish tears, I was amazed by the French butthurt but oh lawdy am I loving this episode!!!
>>143625202
>implying brazil has women
of course it is
>>143625197
nobody believes you're a white girl
>>143625119
>>143625197
wow so nice to see other girls here!! those br males make my cunt feel so good, especially fallen! god what I wouldn't do to get destroyed by one of them
guys its 7 minutes to 1am est
and im seeing that eleague on tv is supposed to end at 1am
whats gonna happen
Hey guys american girl here and I just NEED BRAZILIAN SEED, I'm tired of these low test white twinks.
>>143625353
I doubt they have anything important to broadcast at 1AM. It'll probably go over a bit.
>>143625237
rrrrrr.....
>>143625451
but muh cougar town
>>143625353
obviously they'll postpone big bang theory
>>143625464
Zzzzzzz
>acting like kd matters in csgo
Slav girl here, I loved the brazilian cock back in Ohio don't miss out american girls!!! You know NOTHING about big alpha cock until you've tasted the big brazilian anaconda.
Sincerely, Masha
Would I be stupid to sell my vanilla butterfly to buy a Karambit Forest DDPAT minimal wear
This guy hosting the tbs stream is a little bitch
>>143625353
They go over scheduled broadcasting
>>143625202
>>143625326
BR women are too lewd for a board like this.
>>143625487
Normies on suicide watch
>>143625547
Yes karambits are shit try getting an m9.
>>143625527
Thanks Masha!!!!
My name is Rhonda
And I NEED THE BRAZILIAN ANACONDA
Any links to watch tbs stream? Tired of not hearing the analysts but instead woob woob music
>>143625702
read the thread CUNT
>>143625674
I could easily go for a vanilla M9 bayo but dude, the Karambit has such a sexy animation that a shitty forest skin ALMOST seems worth it.
>>143625526
>i always get picked off early without doing shit, man i'm such a good bait
>>143625650
>BR """"""""""women""""""""""
>tfw just want to watch comfy eleage with the pham
>rommie has a bunch of fags over for a """party""" 15 dudes to 1 girl
>>143625675
Hey Rhonda my name is Rick and I CRAVE FOR BIG BRAZILIAN DICK
>>143625641
uraqt
http://vaughnlive.tv/CounterStrikeTV
>these cuck fetish posts
why are /pol/ invading so many other boards?
>>143625839
y-you too~
>>143625650
B U N D A
>>143625789
if you've never participated in a bukkake before you definitely should now that you have the chance
>>143625827
What's up Rick my name is Brock and I NEED BRAZILIAN COCK!!!!!
this techno music is definitely not getting old
>m0e on the desk
You liking this, gog?
>>143625959
if Im not in the middle I dont really see the point tbhh
>fer is literally a middle eastern emo
>rushing b like russians
obviously staged
>that fucking kid
lmfao
>>143625969
Yooo Brock I really know that feel, when you totally crave for BRAZILIAN EEL
ayo my name shaquisha
dem whitebois is on fleek my pussy gettin wet
hello guys caroline here and basically i'm going straight to the point, I NEED SOME BR SEED, please let me know if you have any contacts.
>>143625910
just you
TOGGLE ON
O
G
G
L
E
O
N
yea BRs toggling
F A L L E N
>>143626097
>losing the 4v2
Definitely Russians
What the fuck did I just witness?
>>143626208
n-no, you're cute~
Leave the gringos to me
>>143626172
Hey Caroline!!! White Scandi girl here my name is Helga and I just want brazilian cock, no rhyme
>tripfag samefagging talking to himself trying to ERP in a E-SPORTS LIVE THREAD
how pathetic is this guy tb h
>>143626342
Best/smartest player world or obvious cheating monkey?
>rushing the molotov in the middle with all Ts alive
Seriously?
>>143626410
he's always this pathetic. ALWAYS.
you guys just can't win on dust2, that's literally the only map we play here
>Taco tracing Slemmy
HAHAHH
>>143626342
Is it any surprise that the CS tactical mastermind of Brazil and the world is also as white as any Brazilian could be?
He even posted a childhood picture on his twitter and he had blond hair.
so piss that i stayed up 1 am on a friday night for this shit
>see smoke
>immediately flash and run through
stewie is a living, breathing meme
>these obvious brazilian hacks
Why are NA players the only ones who play fair?
>>143626598
>blond BR
>literal descendants of Nazis dominating a shooting game
lmao
hot or not?
trying to watch the match and then
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
fuck sake. dust2 game better be good
>>143626581
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit brain-dead nigger.
>>143626790
his GF is a sexy little asian/arab mix that tweets provocative stuff because she's horny 24/7 so he must be.
>>143626598
I'm BR, dark blonde, and i'm a failure.
>>143626813
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>143626813
wtf is this
>>143626848
mad shitskin?????
>>143626880
sauce?
>>143626881
what does that have to do with anything
you realize that saying the best people tend to have X trait does not mean all people with X trait are great right
it just means X trait correlates with the best
Help, there melanin enriched ppl in my apartment
What doooo?
I'm currently hiding, should I call the police?
>>143626598
probably a nazi from the south
>>143626813
What even is this?
>>143627006
Just saying.
>>143626991
https://twitter.com/LynnieNoquez/status/728408835304476677
NOW WITNESS THIS
FOR MY LAST TRICK I'LL MAKE EVERY AMERIFAT DISAPPEAR FROM THIS THREAD.
HahahahahhahahahhaahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahHhHHHHHHHJhHHHahahHahahahahhahahHahGgGHHaghahagGagHshuheheueheheyeheudhsuhehdueys
>>143626813
Louie...
>7-1 to Brazil
Looks like shit changes.
>>143626880
meme tier
she isn't anymore
she goes through the NA white pros, was with hades before
>>143627192
idk what you're saying. yea she's a slut but she's hot.
>>143626813
this is tragic, holy shit
>>143627121
>this false flag
Nice laugh, "BR".
>>143627097
damn she is qt
Oh it's the classic "final map is a stomp" script.
This one never gets old.
>>143626813
this made me teary eyed from sadness
>fer has an ak
>decides that the best way to peek cat is to take out p250 and jump around the corner
this game is so fucking stupid
>>143626813
>The dad seems like a complete knob
>then in the last 2 minutes comes round to some #woke #truth
>>143626813
>that crying @ 5:40-6:08
>amerifats actually thought they could beat superior brazilian bulls
AhahahahhahahahahHhahahahbBabahHhHahHhHahahhahaha it never gets old
>>143627515
>can't understand improvisation from the regular textbook strats
>wah wah y r dey su bad, i r betta
how can NA even compete?
>c9 win pistol
>losing 10-1
is valve ever going to fix this stupid fucking game?
>american team does good, gets a map, plays another close
>suddenly crumbles
i love this choking american meme
I can't take thisss
>>143627650
what is reading comprehension
>>143627764
good
>first televised csgo match
>close as fuck first two maps with American team winning one
>go over schedule
>LG now raping c9
Hmmmmmmm
>csgog so dead while america is slain
lmao like pottery
How can NA compete with BBC (BIG BRAZILLIAN COCK)?
>this made for tv match
>>143627867
BBCS,
>>143627867
Not being shot by police, being rich, not being a shitskin pseudo nigger
>>143627743
pistols against shitty buys are way too good
taco's got like 8 running tek9 kills this series alone its fuckin gay
>>143626813
What is this from? Wizchan? /r9k/?
>amerifats get totally anally wrecked
>suddenly thread is dead
THANK YOU BASED FAVELAS
>>143626760
~<3
LG just fucked up the first 2 games to make good television.
>its a win pistol and lose every other round episode
PFFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
this is a great plan honestly
the first big match on tv and they're rigging it to be a huge come from behind upset, should be exciting
>>143628017
>we never had a chance
about to get 16-1'd on national tv, atleast no one is watching
HOW JUST HOW
CAN
WHITES
EVEN
COMPETE
????
>>143628085
uhh check the script gotard >>143628056
>>143626813
Jesus Christ dude. That dad's a psychopath if I ever saw one. Hope Louie's okay.
>>143628085
It's a famous channel?
Here we only get football and Motor sports.
>>143628225
louie is the problem
>>143626813
If this is you just listen to your dad you fucking shitter.
Stop shitposting on 4chan and do something useful for once
>>143627953
dont position yourself with shitty buys where you can get killed by someone with a tec9 then. youre bad and you dont understand team games
Anyone here feel kinda bad for americans now? I mean getting their anus totaled like this on national television must be so painful for such a proud nation....
You guys are alright,
don't go to eleague next week
enjoy NA cucks
>>143628243
it's a basic cable channel so it's all around the country.
PogChamp HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED PogChamp
>>143628243
TBS is a basic cable channel. like, one step down from the OTA broadcast "networks" of NBC/ABC/CBS/Fox/The CW; on the same tier as like CNN or The Disney Channel.
Any household paying for TV gets TBS.
>>143627829
>loose
dumb monkey
>>143628289
05/28 never forget.
HERE WE GO
THE FIX
IS
IN
>all those technical issues
Hahahaha
>>143628316
Literally all me lmao I'm not even brazilian
White bois will perish.
>>143628276
This. You're not fucking special, everyone has a shitty life, it doesn't give you the right to shitpost here.
>technical issues
good goyim
>>143628316
Obviously fake, no girls here only traps
>technical issues
i see they're bringing out the tyloo strats
>>143628316
I really love this meme.
>>143628526
o-ok~ *sits in your lap*
>>143628056
welp
fuck
>>143628349
It's not basic. It's basic +1
YEAAAH WOHOOO GO C9 WE GOT THIS SHIT USA USA USA USA
lmao lumi forcing up, they want to literally give them both pistols and win 16-2
>>143628369
>>143628349
Interesting. Thanks.
slemmy 3 - 16 holy shit
>>143628613
kek
Nationalities aside, who do you guys want to win this?
s l 3 m m 1 6
>tfw talking to your longtime super cute anime steambf while watching the stream and drinking too
>>143628790
LG, c9 don't deserve it.
why would they keep trying to take a? wtf
well, its over now
rip c9
slemmy and shroud on tilt last map
>>143628790
I want to see C9 win it because upsets are good drama.
I am a #favelamissile now
>getting rekt by shitskins with inferior equipment
The Nam flashbacks are back.
>>143628843
>showing Ui going lewd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BASED STEW
>>143629649
m8 we're in another thread
desu great series
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