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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
I love how quiet the public is
Why is the USA so bad at CS?
I am now a #favelamissile
rip
how long can c9 drag this out?
or will it be over before this post goes through?
>murricans ran away from the thread
????????? where are you fatties now??????? lmaooo
USA USA USA USA USA USA
10 MORE ROUNDS PREPARE YOUR ANUS MONKEYS!!!!
Just cause I'm an amerifat doesn't mean I like American teams only.
t. American virtus pro fan, please no bully. My life is already suffering
> Not finishing C9...
> It's a comeback episode
>>143629110
I'd say 5 or 6 more rounds
POST BRAZILIAN ASS
>>143629164
LG is gonna win anyway, just giving you guys hope for the tv show
>>143629215
are you watching with your wife's son?
>>143628910
> yanks think they still have a chance
> 9 rounds left
POST BUNDAS
So happy to see the king of reddit aka shroud getting BTFO'd.
>>143629290
Hopefully Slemmy and Shroud have a chance to balance their horrible scores out in the coming rounds.
>>143629378
Nah, no one but a bottle of bourbon to watch with.
I don't even give a shit if it's rigged this shit is entertaining af
>8 more rounds chant
YUNG
STEWART
LIL STEWIE
>the young hero makes the comeback
WHAT A STORY
STUUUUUUUUUUUU
8 MORE ROUNDS!!!!
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!!!
YUNG STEW
>IT'S A WONG PING MAKE A COMEBACK
>it's a "unconventional, aggressive player goes over the top to get his team back from the brink" episode
Yung Stew
PEEKABOO
>3 ssg's
yeah c9 lost this 1
>its a LG blow a 15-2 episode
based semmler
>MOE
FUCK
THIS IS SO SCRIPTED
>AMERICAN TELEVISION
>>143628917
>samefags
>then makes an image with his posts
did you wait all week for this?
heres your reply
> Those homer analysts
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>143629731
wew
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stewww
>LG IGNORED THE THROW ORDER
RIP
stewie couldnt carry it to overtime gg
g-great game h-heh
>>143629842
why does m0e have a lesbian haircut?
Brazil
Brazil
BR shitskins toggle again, gg
AND SO IT BEGINS
THE GREAT AMERIFAT EXODUS FROM THE CSGO GENERAL
>>143629983
same
GONNA CRY 4Head GONNA CRY 4Head GONNA CRY 4Head GONNA CRY 4Head
>>143629983
All I.
>USA USA USA
>NA CS
EZ skins desu familia.
>/csgog/ free from NA shitters for a while again
>>143628808
>USA clappers actually thought they had a chance
>>143629983
Fitting for him to lose the game for them I guess
>>143630037
>complaining about americans
>on an american general
>on an american board
>on an american website
>on an american os
>>143630121
>>143630256
>american board
>american website
4chan is owned by a gook now
Shroud and Slemmy both finish 6-20
Damn
Someone give Shroud a hug
>>143630279
they actually did!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>143630372
>>143630279
>samefagging
>literally being more annoying than americans
>>143630335
Shroud has to do something about his nerves desu
>>143630508
rofl literally all me
>>143630307
hiro is an honorary american
>>143630545
never seen shroud tilt THAT hard before
He's usually pretty good under pressure, right?
great series desu
>>143630256
I am not complaining you dumb anime watching butthurt neckbeard.
I am loving EVERY tear.
but why does lg always win?? what makes them better than c9??
liquid is the best team from NA anyways.
C9 beating LG would not fit the script
i hope these dota streams are low energy enought hat i can decompress without being excited. great debut for eleague. me and my friends are going back to watch next week
>>143630806
>best team
>koosta
>adren
>best team
>>143630256
It's always hilarious.
>>143630573
>responds with the shopped picture
How long before Stewie2k becomes the IGL? Dust 2's meta is so fucking rigid that it's purely the IGL's fault if you lose it.
>>143630667
One too many scout shots delivered to the dome on anti eco will break a man
oh shit these drunk ppl at my apartment are getting violent
HELP bfs ;_;
>>143630786
every player seems to be consistent
coldzera is an amazing player
fallen is a great player and a great leader
they seem to have it all
>>143630991
I am drunk but all I will offer youbis love
come over >:3
>>143630991
see if they'll assist you in suicide
best of luck <3
>>143630806
Liquid went like 0-8
Such a shame since they were doing well with s1mple
I just want to see Hiko be in a successful team
>>143630942
koosta has been p consistent desu
hiko has been playing shit
-adren pls
>white female
>black male
oh boy
>>143631421
heh...
>>143630667
>He's usually pretty good under pressure, right?
lol?
>>143631262
our guy m0E looking suave as usual
>>143631262
>>143631818
Doing his best to look like an overweight FTM Lesbian
>>143630256
using atlantic internet cables that were laid by the US
>>143631919
Did someone say Dust?
>>143630335
The only thing shroud needs is a pinkslip. A team full of Stewie2k's would be better than this NA oldguard that is in it for the paycheck instead of the win.
>>143630256
>on an american game
>on an american stream
CSGL GIVE ME MY RETURNS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so did the burgerclaps get destroyed or did the favelas win (again)????
>>143633685
c9 lost
>>143633907
Go away louie
>>143633090
>betting for anything that it's not LG
I did that mistake once.
>>143633907
Its the new jannies
They do it for free after all ;^)
>>143634394
?
i bet on LG and won like 5 bucks
i just can't get my fucking skins back
>>143633907
In all seriousness, can you really not post without it being low quality garbage? literally all your posts range from gayposts to blogs. just stop shitposting. it's not hard.
So nerds, what cheat are you guys using?
>>143634928
subtle aimbot
Cannot Valve easily detect the most of semi-private hacks by just buying them? They don't really cost that much, and even if it was a subscription thing they could just update the signatures.
>>143634928
caffeine and an ahk for spamming spacebar
because i'm not a degenerate
Nobody told me how obnoxiously fucking boring this game gets at about MGE
Everyone is just hanging around dead silent watching the same corners on every map, no fun strategies or experimentation because nobody misses anymore and by round 5 everyone has an AWP or AK/M4
>they actually play this shitty game
im all bout that ez money
>>143636041
valve doesn't care. on top of that, im pretty sure they're trying to be careful about what cheats they detect so that they dont VAC ban a large part of the competitive cs pro scene.
>>143636317
Yep, when I got up in rank I fucking hated it
Rather run around like a retard in Gold Nova 4 and do fun stuff like jump scout
The worst part is you have to warm up. You can't play once a week at higher ranks. You will always be bottom frag without warmup and if you aren't on.
>>143636317
>download esp
>run around with a shotgun
>make people frustrated
>rank up even more
>>143636317
>mge
>nobody misses anymore
NANI???
>>143637672
MGE is basically the new eagle
>>143637695
I'm smfc and people whiff their sprays pretty often
>>143636317
>>143637063
>not jumpscouting your way up to supreme
maybe you shouldnt be shit
>play dust
>t
>get grenade and molotov
>all of us
>go a
>empty as fuck
>throw all the grenades and molotovs at those 3 wooden crates
>WOW it's fucking NOTHING
>plant bomb
>little boom
>everything is destroyed in the city
>mfw
love the physics of the game
>OW releases
>/csgog/ dies
lol
>>143640472
>be a group of terrorists
>decide to blow up an empty spot in a random ghost town
>for some reason, a swat team shows up to stop us despite us being of no harm to anyone
>despite this ghost town having lots of empty space, we only want to plant the bomb where we KNOW the swat are waiting for us
>willing to die just to blow up this random spot in this random ghost town that will ultimately have no effect on anything
>for some reason, we get paid to do this
>for some reason, we use our hard earned money to keep doing the same thing
love the premise of this game
which music kit has your favorite mvp anthem
i don't play with game music on except for the 10 second bomb warning but a stattrak kit seems kinda neat for counting mvps
>>143641221
lmao gotards btfo
rate my hot clutch
https://a.pomf.cat/mhnqjp.webm
>>143642140
ur cute
rank?
>>143642140
pretty good desu
>>143642312
i was LE at the time. not anymore :c
>>143642407
rip
anyone got a link for the recording of the tv broadcast?
curious to see the segments between games
i know there's the german cast but only shows a bit of the start
>>143642140
>tfw cant open because avast is sperging out saying its a virus
How is betting so easy?
Woke up to see my C9 bet won last night. Watched the replay and got pretty scared on Cobble. It was a good match.
Someone explain to me why Shroud didn't purchase armor here.
>good old fashioned Dust2
>two throwing BRs on our team
>do terribly CT half because of bad morale
>one thrower DCs at the half and we kick the other
>play out of my fucking mind on T side
>we still lose
Is this what Stewie felt like?
>>143646267
Stewie? Stewie played shit. Counter Strike is not all about kills. Stewie is like JW's retarded brother that they hide in the basement.
>>143646267
>play out of my fucking mind on T side
if that's you playing out of your mind, you need to step up.
>>143646416
Stewie single handedly won rounds after Slemmy shit the bed yet again. Losing on Dust2 is a result of a bad IGL, I have no idea why he hasn't been canned yet. While Slemmy was going 6-20, Stewie broke Luminosity's CT side wide open.
>>143646753
I entryfragged with two bots and teammates with no idea what a support role is. As long as I get a kill before I die, I did my job and then some.
support the japanese scene!
https://www.twitch
.tv/japanesports
>>143646265
Why would you?
>>143647618
6k and only 30 armor.
>>143647675
armor hardly takes damage tho. besides, it's only the helmet that really matters.
>>143646265
saving for negev~~
>>143647675
You dont need more than 25 armor every round anyway and he has a helmet already so why waste 650 on armor when he has enough?
>>143647176
if you're saying the japanese scene is gross, that is very rude and very wrong.
add me if you wanna play some comp
id/animeaboveall
anime cuties welcome!
i deserve global desu
>>143628808
post yfw the enemy surrendes after 6 rounds
>the general is full of MGE's and above
>i'm GN2
>>143649532
>dying 19 times to double ak shitters
>>143650216
add me if you're cute and wanna play
>>143649176
>>143649532
Why do people with low rank take the game so seriously and play with low graphics, weird res & framerate showing? You're not gonna become a pro.
I'm DMG, play with everything turned up, 1980x1200 and on a 60hz IPS monitor. Get triggered.
>>143650453
>1 rank above
my monitor is 1280x960 native and i have an old graphics card
>>143650453
probably so he can have playable fps
if he has 147 fps with everything on low I don't think it's a good idea to go higher
>>143649532
>73 wins
we're u boosted lol?
>>143650509
I didn't claim I'm high rank, that was not the point of my post. Fair enough then, if you can't play with higher settings.
can there be like, some kind of personality test you have to pass before you're allowed into matchmaking? didn't riot at some point try to introduce this?
you really should have to be able to demonstrate you don't have a behavioral disorder before being paired up with strangers, it's really not fair random people have to be exposed to these kinds of fits of autism rage
>>143650216
>>143650385
hello...
>>143649176
you're ugly as fuck
>>143650795
I'm not!
Why are you bullying me?
>>143650216
i literally have no idea how anyone could play this game for 500 hours and not even be dmg, even the new dmg
playing mges is like playing bots
gold novas are just so bad, its like playing people with their monitors off
even if i had a 60hz monitor and tiny mousepad and shitty mouse i could still maintian dmg
>>143651002
ugly fag ew
>>143650760
~dont believe you~~
>>143651149
my other acc has ~200 wins in mm
lol cs
kill yourself
>>143651047
I've been told I'm cute...
>>143651197
ahah I thought it was too good to be true
>>143651207
by your mom
>>143651280
no my bf...
>>143651316
who would want to be your bf? must be ugly
>>143651349
no he's really hot and has a big cock
http://www.hltv.org/match/2302824-tyloo-vgcyberzen-h-cup-season-1
>>143651440
no you're ugly
>>143651623
youre bully
>>143651012
After the deranking shit in December I went from DMG to SE and stayed there for months because you either get global smurfs, hackers, or a team full of throwers. Getting out of Silver is 100% RNG.
I just finally got GN3 yesterday and as my rank goes up, the games are getting progressively easier.
>>143651456
lewd
>>143651012
i've got 101 hours, first cs i ever played
GN2 games are enjoyable for the most part
>>143651802
>I just finally got GN3 yesterday and as my rank goes up, the games are getting progressively easier.
I have been experiencing this too and it is pretty funny. It is mainly due smurfs and boosters, but Valve also half-assed the rank shift, because they didn't make the rank pools tighter. The skill variance is massive.
>>143650453
>playing csgo with a 60hz IPS monitor
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>143653172
It's the best I've played with and I don't know any better. I'm still able to topfrag and carry games in DMG.
>>143649176
What if I'm not an anime
>>143651986
if you have not been playing for 500 hours then what i am saying does not apply to you.
the people here in /csgog/ and on reddit who have like 1k+ hours in the game but are STILL somehow silver/gn/mg, those are the people i am baffled at
>>143653385
>I'm still able to topfrag and carry games in DMG.
you say that like it's an accomplishment
Phantoml0rd is literally losing to 3 MGs plus 2 bots
>>143653468
That's fine too, just looking for people to play with
>>143653725
>faggot who streams himself doing nothing but betting and trading
>actually being good at the game
pick one and only one
>>143653756
Okay, what rank are you?
i fucking hate nuke
>>143654350
it's my favorite map desu
when i queue for comp it's always in my list along with 1-2 other maps because i really just want to play nuke every time
what don't you like about it
>>143654192
unranked, anything between silver and dmg or something is fine I guess
>>143653725
>that girl he's playing with who 100% wants the D
>play casual
>top fragger on other team is complete garbage
>he ends up with 34 kills
>he's not even cheating
>>143655489
>complete garbage
>34 kills
you're not making sense
>>143655697
I spectated him and it was obvious how bad he is
probably a very experienced pub shitter
>>143656813
you beat them though right? got 35 frags right? you topfragged yourself, right?
>>143656813
of course not
>tfw global trying to level LE alt for when i ragequit on main
i am really sick of the strategically illiterate, arrogant, and insanely toxic teammates at this rank who don't understand the difference between a preventable misplay that SHOULD be criticized, and an unpreventable misplay that SHOULD NOT be criticized. there's always one of these fuckers in every game i play at LE-LEM.
these guys think they fucking know everything because they watched a bunch of warowl videos and got carried to this rank by their friend with aimware, and stay at this rank because they bait constantly while they literally have no concept of teamplay or the metagame.
for instance, someone will call a strat that involves everyone pushing together, and one guy will decide on his own that the strat doesn't apply to him and he goes off and "lurks" and dies without a single kill. i'll explain to this guy that you can't just fucking do that. tier 1 teams you watch in tournaments can do that because they practice these strats for hours upon hours together.
and when someone is clutching a 1v3, takes it down to a 1v1, and whiffs a spray or peeks when they probably shouldn't and loses the clutch, half the time these shitters instantly pipe up with some shitty putdown "dude what the fuck what rank are you oh my god" even when THEY themselves got picked without a frag that round, and the guy cluching got a 2k/3k.
it's so stupid. you CAN prevent yourself from running off on the other side of the map away from your team and needlessly dying. as long as you participate in the strat and try, you did all that anyone could ask from you. you CANNOT prevent yourself from misplaying in a 1v1 or whiffing your shots. it happens to everyone, even the best players in the world.
it's so fucking obvious but there are thousands upon thousands of nasally, bitchy 19 year olds who watch some steel tutorials and think they're seangares now
>>143657463
>waaah why are people ranked below me not as good as the game as I am waaaaaaah fucking shitters
consider suicide
>never play avp
>pick one up in a round
>clutch a sick 1v3 retake hitting sick flicks
>go on to use it in the next round
>wiff easy shots and get run down by an ak
>just go back to using a rifle
err, gotards?? this ALWAYS happens!!!
wow....really makes you think
>>143657653
>>143657463
stop playing dust2
>>143657595
>consider suicide
you alright? i hope you can get through it, whatever is troubling you.
anyway, gold novas, mg1-2, mges didn't pull this shit when i was ranking up this account
when i got 30-40 frags a game, they took whatever i said as gospel and it was really fun teaching them how to play better.
now i can't go 30+ against eagles, shit's hard especially when my team has no concept of map control and the other team knows enough how to test for map control and flank effectively
it didn't take long to get past MGE but now at LE i'm fucking stuck at the xkcd 'mount stupid' point where the biggest problem is people at this rank think they know everything, which makes it impossible to teach them anything.
>>143657873
dust2 is probably one of the only maps where you can reasonably carry a shitty team.
it's cache and mirage and train where shit falls apart.
>>143658179
remove cache from this list rn!!!!!
>>143658179
only shitters play dust2
no wonder you always have to carry.
>>143657463
are you playing against europeans? i noticed this behavior when i played with them. they're incredibly toxic.
>>143657989
>people at this rank think they know everything
You do know how ironic you sound right now, right?
>>143657989
sounds like you got carried in a stack to global ~~
and are now in denial that soloq when testing your true ability placed you in le~~
yo i need a derank lobby
>you will never be brazilian
why live bros?
>>143658223
>ask for boost
>guy who agrees to boost me has some kind of developmental disorder, has shitty movement, takes 4 seconds to drop bomb before crouching under boost for me
>boost up and get the guy Z
>hear footsteps up close mind in garage
>call out to team who are bunched up for no reason in the entrance to A main that a guy is pushing garage and to watch my back
>holding whitebox because i know the guy highway is going to peek me
>forget team is a collection of bonobos and gibbons
>get p90 sprayed down from behind by the guy who pushed mid
>team panicks and realizes the callout of "guy is pushing garage" means that a guy is pushing garage
>a guy from a main sprays in his general direction, misses all his shots, and gets mowed down too while everyone else ignores the threat
cache having places like boost and squeaky is just too much for some people to intellectually handle. no matter how stupid you are, map control in dust2 will make sense to you. when you get into the more complex maps, it requires more than 80IQ, which is simply too much for most eagles to handle.
>leave white girls to me
>>143658828
>cache
>complex
I think you should reassess who you're accusing of low IQ bb, this is a point and click reflex competition, i don't think csgo is chess or anything....
>>143659106
if you're on an anti-eco T side and holding A on dust2, you're holding long doors waiting for a push
if you're on cache on T side on an anti-eco and holding A, you have to pick between holding in A main, holding squeaky, or holding back enough to see both angles
then of course there's the counter-boost and garage. to hold off an eco push on T side cache requires people understanding there are multiple vectors of attack.
which, yes, requires more situational and spatial awareness, which, yes, people do actually lack
>cache comp
>win first five rounds ez, i'm carrying but my teammates are at least not literal bots
>one starts micspamming and throwing rounds for literally no reason, just being an obnoxious cunt FOR TEH LULZ !!!1!!1
>two rounds later, another teammate goes AFK, but with a script that makes him move a little bit every few seconds as to not get autokicked
>votekick him, micspamming cunt votes no FOR TEH LULZ !!!1!!1
>he starts teamkilling too, eventually gets kicked
>it's a 3v5 for the rest of the game
>lose 13/16
at least the other two guys told me i was very good a few times :'c
>>143630256
>he says this as he posts gook cartoons
>on a website made for gook cartoons
>>143654192
>>143654949
hello?
How do we stop them?
>you will never be impregnated by a strong brazilian bull
>you will forever be surrounded by white beta males
can a grill dream?
>>143660780
Wait for them to play a tier 1 team again. They can't beat Fnatic or NiP.
where can I watch the full broadcast from friday's eleague?
The youtube vods only have the observer feed and none of the replays and things like that.
>>143662241
since that stuff was only broadcast on TBS and not on twitch, I'd guess you're probably out of luck.
>>143662236
>NiP
except they recently did at lan.
bamboo tec9 is so goddamn cute
how do people manage to get such large inventories!?
>>143658823
believe me you don't want to, its shit here
>>143663456
spending money because they have jobs?
>>143663526
some people have like $1k+ inventories. i doubt they're putting that much money into just skins unless they're some middle eastern prince.
>>143663690
poor people tend to make very bad financial decisions
you'll see people who make minimum wage spend thousands of dollars ricing their cars, or going out clubbing, or buying expensive watches or clothes or shoes
>>143662236
But they assravaged NiP a couple weeks ago. Kill yourself swecuck.
>>143663459
>I suffer in brazil
does this phantomlord dickhead actually play the game
fuck there are so many shit streamers these days
>>143662236
NiP aren't even that good. It's just that all the other european teams have got shittier. Same reason G2 looks decent these days.
What's the secret to betting? I want a knife.
>>143664604
>watching anything other than tier 1-2 pro teams
lmao what a FUCKING RETARD
>>143664827win
>>143664853
this is a NO BULLYING general, take your vitriol elsewhere!
>>143664929
R E T A R D
>>143664364
bro there's no way people are spending that much money on mere skins. i mean, it's just fucking skins .
>>143664827
experience basically
you need to know what teams are like and how they play against different teams and on different maps
>>143665152
>gayposting
you'll fit right in
Gg why the fuck did I bet on virtus.shit
>>143665026
how old are you? do you think people who make minimum wage are responsible with their money? you think they live frugally and invest in index funds?
are you just from an extremely rich neighborhood and have never seen poor people buy $800 worth of lottery tickets?
if you have never at least seen someone work at the mall or at a restaurant or bar who blows their whole paycheck on designer clothes and drugs, i am forced to think you're like 15 and have no idea what a paycheck even looks like.
>>143665152
normally I'd tell you to try another game but
>anime
>degenerate
>faggot
welcome home
I'm in love with Sean Gares!!
>>143665152
CSGO has no "support" roles. there are no healers or buffing or anything like that.
if you fuck up, your carry will not aggressively hit on you and force you into sexual submission, he will probably call you retarded. you can't be a shy mute in cs. you have to communicate and participate. if you're incompetent and mute you'll probably be kicked.
at least at the higher ranks, i guess you could always get some lem to smurf with you at SEM and do some gay roleplay shit
>>143665152
Sounds like you should buy Overwatch and play as Mercy.
Plus that way you'll be able to suck your teammates off after the game after supporting them anyway.
>>143665642
hybrid awp is a support role
>>143665713
awp is not support, if anything riflers are supposed to support the awp
>>143665838
>I don't know what hybrid awp is
overwatch is going to kill CSGO - steel 2016
>>143665905
drink hybrid bleach
>>143665905
sometimes you awp sometimes you rifle
how does this change literally anything i said? same principle applies
im a huge faggot - Anonymous 2016
>>143665325
i just wouldn't think that someone would care that much about skins. at least with clothes or watches you can show them off irl. skins are just pixels....
