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621 – Battle of Hulao: Li Shimin, the son of the Chinese emperor Gaozu, defeats the numerically superior forces of Dou Jiande near the Hulao Pass (Henan). This victory decides the outcome of the civil war that followed the Sui dynasty's collapse in favour of the Tang dynasty.
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Old Thread >>143501643
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>143593379
Is it easier for newfags?
Nicky
>>143593726
lol no unless you're autistic
Daily reminder.
>Arabia doesn't exist
What did he mean by this?
reminder to encourage bureaucrats and build liquor factories
New ck2 dlc when
>>143593726
No, it's harder, but there's a lot of guides in the archive
pls preorder hoi4
>>143593726
Not even close. It's a shittier game too. DH > HoI3 >
>>143593882
hoping for the japan dlc so I can have my nipponese waifu harem
>>143593976
As a viking
>>143593384
Gotland (and Öland) were carved up and thrown into the sea by giants (creating Värnen and Vättern) and thus are movable.
I really wish ck2's economy and trade were a bit more in depth.
they could expand upon horse lords and make it so that emmpty holdings in any non desert/tundra province (for every government type) are farms and provide whatever crop/animal product that's preordained for that province. things like droughts would matter more. you'd gain/lose population based on your food situation
you could expand NAPs to include trade alliances with your neighbors where you trade your excess goods. you'd have to add goods beyond food, but I don't have any idea for that. if you trade with people who aren't right next to your boarder, it'd create a trade route betwen you that you'd want to defend
expand upon the silk road to have trade routes in more places. instead of it getting blocked completely by war, have the actual route it takes be dynamic. war blocking the way in provinces it normally takes? it'll go north where it's safer. could also make it so it's more likely to go through feudal lands than nomad lands unless the nomads control a large part of the route. provinces could maybe get modifiers if they're regularly fought over, and the trade route would be less likely to go through there if their current route gets blocked
>>143593507
https://www.sendspace.com/ would be your best bet I think, or just mega.co.nz
Thanks for the effort mate I'd suck your dick if I could no homo
On 22 March 1917, Nicholas, no longer a monarch and addressed with contempt by the sentries as "Nicholas Romanov", was reunited with his family at the Alexander Palace in Tsarskoe Selo. He was placed under house arrest with his family by the Provisional Government, surrounded by guards and confined to their quarters.
In August 1917, Alexander Kerensky's provisional government evacuated the Romanovs to Tobolsk, allegedly to protect them from the rising tide of revolution. There they lived in the former governor's mansion in considerable comfort. After the Bolsheviks came to power in October 1917, the conditions of their imprisonment grew stricter, and talk of putting Nicholas on trial grew more frequent. Nicholas was forbidden to wear epaulettes, and the sentries scrawled lewd drawings on the fence to offend his daughters. On 1 March 1918, the family was placed on soldier's rations, which meant parting with 10 devoted servants and giving up butter and coffee.
>>143593609
please die
As the Bolsheviks gathered strength, the government in April moved Nicholas, Alexandra, and their daughter Maria to Yekaterinburg under the direction of Vasily Yakovlev. Alexei was too ill to accompany his parents and remained with his sisters Olga, Tatiana, and Anastasia, not leaving Tobolsk until May 1918. The family was imprisoned with a few remaining retainers in Yekaterinburg's Ipatiev House, which was designated The House of Special Purpose.
The Romanovs were being held by the Red Army in Yekaterinburg, since Bolsheviks initially wanted to put them on trial. As the civil war continued and the White Army (a loose alliance of anti-Communist forces) was threatening to capture the city, the fear was that the Romanovs would fall into White hands. This was unacceptable to the Bolsheviks for two reasons: first, the tsar or any of his family members could provide a beacon to rally support to the White cause; second, the tsar, or any of his family members if the tsar were dead, would be considered the legitimate ruler of Russia by the other European nations. This would have meant the ability to negotiate for greater foreign intervention on behalf of the Whites. Soon after the family was executed, the city fell to the White Army.
The opening up of the Soviet archives in the 1990s showed that, in fact, the decision to execute the Romanov family was taken by Lenin in the first week of July 1918, as he was advised to by Filipp Goloshchyokin. Goloshchyokin had been sent to Ekaterinburg to organise the execution, and had sent Lenin a coded telegram on 16 July 1918 informing him that the execution had to take place because the Czech Legion was surrounding the city.
In mid-July 1918, forces of the Czechoslovak Legion were closing on Yekaterinburg, to protect the Trans-Siberian Railway, of which they had control. According to historian David Bullock, the Bolsheviks falsely believed that the Czechoslovaks were on a mission to rescue the family, panicked and executed their wards. The Legions arrived less than a week later and on July 25 captured the city.
During the imperial family's imprisonment in late June, Petr Voikov directed the smuggling of letters written in French to the Ipatiev House claiming to be a monarchist officer seeking to rescue them, composed at the behest of the Cheka. These fabricated letters, along with the Romanov responses to them (written either on blank spaces or on the envelope), were ultimately used by Lenin's government to justify murdering the imperial family.
>tfw your 52 year old lesbian empress restores the roman empire after decades of rule
>tfw she killed a caliph in single combat
>>143594810
>blobbing
>roman empire
>>143594810
You disgust me on many levels
Around midnight, Yakov Yurovsky, the commandant of The House of Special Purpose, ordered the Romanovs' physician, Dr. Eugene Botkin, to awaken the sleeping family and ask them to put on their clothes, under the pretext that the family would be moved to a safe location due to impending chaos in Yekaterinburg. The Romanovs were then ordered into a 6m×5m semi-basement room. Nicholas asked if Yurovsky could bring two chairs, on which Tsarevich Alexei and Alexandra sat.
The prisoners were told to wait in the cellar room while the truck that would transport them was being brought to the House. A few minutes later, an execution squad of secret police was brought in and Yurovsky read aloud the order given him by the Ural Executive Committee:
>Nikolai Alexandrovich, in view of the fact that your relatives are continuing their attack on Soviet Russia, the Ural Executive Committee has decided to execute you.
>>143594810
hot
>>143594810
>romeblob
get out
>>143594810
>orthodox
>>143594397
>>143594573
>>143594762
>>143594960
monarcucks have no place in this world
>>143595209
>Catholic
Nicholas, facing his family, turned and said "What? What?" Yurovsky quickly repeated the order and the weapons were raised. The Empress and Grand Duchess Olga, according to a guard's reminiscence, had tried to cross themselves, but failed amid the shooting. Yurovsky reportedly raised his gun at Nicholas's torso and fired; Nicholas fell dead. Yurovsky then shot Alexei. The other executioners then began shooting chaotically until all the intended victims had fallen. Several more shots were fired and the doors opened to scatter the smoke. There were some survivors, so Peter Ermakov stabbed them with bayonets because the shots could be heard outside. The last to die were Tatiana, Anastasia, and Maria, who were carrying a few pounds (over 1.3 kg) of diamonds sewn into their clothing, which had given them a degree of protection from the firing. However, they were speared with bayonets as well. Olga sustained a gunshot wound to the head. Maria and Anastasia were said to have crouched up against a wall covering their heads in terror until they were shot down. Yurovsky himself killed Tatiana and Alexei. Tatiana died from a single bullet through the back of her head. Alexei received two bullets to the head, right behind the ear after the executioners realized he had not been killed by the first shot. Anna Demidova, Alexandra's maid, survived the initial onslaught but was quickly stabbed to death against the back wall while trying to defend herself with a small pillow which she had carried that was filled with precious gems and jewels.
In 1343, King Diego the "JUST", having spent his life uniting the realm, had his stable vision for the the future of his house turned slightly astray when a Polish prince from a cadet branch of the Jimena family was set to take the throne.
As is tradition, the dukes of Navarra saw it a fit opportunity to try and wrestle away the absolute power the king now held, before he knew how to deal it. If they had read in the history books, they'd know that Navarran tradition when dealing with traitors is beheading.
>>143595515
Conver to sunni islam
>>143595619
That might be quite hard to do
>>143595781
>Yazidi
JOHAN WHY
>>143595476
>What? What?
An official announcement appeared in the national press, two days later. It reported that the monarch had been executed on the order of Uralispolkom under pressure posed by the approach of the Czechoslovaks. Although official Soviet accounts place the responsibility for the decision with the Uralispolkom, Leon Trotsky in his diary reportedly suggested Vladimir Lenin. Trotsky wrote:
>My next visit to Moscow took place after the fall of Yekaterinburg. Talking to Sverdlov I asked in passing:
>Oh yes and where is the Tsar?
>It's all over, he has been shot.
>And where is his family?
>And the family with him.
>All of them? I asked, apparently with a touch of surprise.
>All of them, replied Yakov Sverdlov.
>What about it?
>He was waiting to see my reaction. I made no reply.
>And who made the decision? I asked.
>We decided it here. Ilyich [Lenin] believed that we shouldn't leave the Whites a live banner to rally around, especially under the present difficult circumstances.
>>143595781
You should spare no efforts to convert to the true faith though
>>143595476
>The last to die were Tatiana, Anastasia, and Maria, who were carrying a few pounds (over 1.3 kg) of diamonds sewn into their clothing, which had given them a degree of protection from the firing
This sounds like one of those things they made up so they could make them look greedier.
>>143595867
>He was waiting to see my reaction. I made no reply.
Did Trotsky want to see the imperial family alive?
I'm new to CK2. I just conquered Norway and I'm trying my best to take in all the new information that comes with conquering an entire kingdom and gaining tons of new vassals and so on.
One thing I'd like to know if it's possible to ''re-arrange'' who holds what counties and such, without infuriating people.
I'd like to maximize my demesne in the most attractive counties, and then spread out the remaining demesne amongst my subjects, is this possible or should I just go with what counties, jarldoms and chiefdoms my new vassals came with?
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>>143596551
>One thing I'd like to know if it's possible to ''re-arrange'' who holds what counties and such, without infuriating people.
Plot to revoke counties/duchies, marry family members into the family holding the title and assassinate your way into inheriting it, discover if they're plotting anything so you can imprison and revoke title
Just a few ideas
It's friday night. Had dinner, watched a movie now time to drink and play HoI3. What country laddies?
>>143596920
Yugoslavia
>>143596783
also that anon might be interested in when the world stopped making sense since it's similar in scope
http://www.mediafire.com/download/tayrgh51bd51czn/WtWSMS-v.0.9.8+for+2.5.2.zip
>>143595515
map mod?
>>143596920
Turkey
>>143597116
Theatrum Tybis Terrarum or something like that
I used to be able to have 31 ships before subjugating the kingdom of norway. Now I can only have 18, why is this?
>>143596920
luxembourg
Guys wish me luck, my first time ever playing HoI3, gonna be starting as the USA in 1936.
>>143593591
Any good mods for DH that affect the WWI scenario?
>>143597614
build liquor factories
>>143596920
don't do it, message the grill whose name starts with an L instead, her father is in the hospital and she has no one to talk to.
>>143597510
Did you bring them back to a friendly port before disbanding them? If you didn't you probably lost half.
Is playing HoI3 on very easy shameful? I'm awful at it still.
Joan of Arc turned up about 100 years too late to kill any Muslims, what a shame.
>>143598310
>celibate
>>143598310
She still makes for a great marshal though.
>>143598457
don't even start lad
Time for some nighttime Napoleon.
>>143501861
Christmas day 1924--the same time that France's army reform was finalized, almost two years after the reform program began--Napoleon V spent most of his time away from his wife and young son, arguing with members of the Assembly, themselves irate over being pulled from their own families, over finances being diverted to a large-scale shipbuilding program.
According to French spy networks, in response to France's army buildup, Britain has shipped most of her colonial troops back home and has undertaken a furious bout of shipbuilding, which Napoleon V characterizes as a "clear act of aggression" against France.
"What motivation could Great Britain have in constructing an even more massive navy than our own," the monarch reasoned, "but to use it in an offensive against France? All evidence suggests it. They recall all their colonial troops, they build frigates and destroyers aplenty. Clearly they intend to strike at us, the greatest of all Latin nations, to save their detestable Germanic brethren!"
The majority of the Assembly is not motivated by Napoleon V's racist ramblings, especially not the mighty Socialists, who enjoy a single-party plurality. Yet the Assembly is still operating under an AF coalition government, and ever since the AF was placed in power they have been gradually weakening the other parties and swallowing up people of even moderately similar ideologies into their ranks. The Royaliste and Nationaliste parties have largely been absorbed into the AF, and every day the coalition government under Maurras expands its control and pours out pro-Napoleonic--and pro-AF--propoganda leaflets. In the face of rapidly-shifting public opinion and a majority in the Assembly, other parties are powerless to stop Napoleon's goal. They can only serve to limit him, to 10 more battleships and 50 new cruisers.
>>143598310
She probably would've tried to avoid looking racist and take Big Sand Cock inside her instead to showcase her progressive values
>>143598654
The dukes agree with you, she's a nuisance and is preventing them from meddling in my council so they're pissed off.
>>143598643
Finally some comfy time.
>>143598643
post factories
>>143596476
It would be extremely anti-revolutionary.
>>143598643
>Brits
>Germanic
>>143598854
fuck off simpson poster
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>>143598643
>Province border is the Meuse, not the Rhine
When will HPM fix this shoah?
>>143598969
Thanks Cobra
>>143594352
>if you trade with people who aren't right next to your boarder, it'd create a trade route betwen you that you'd want to defend
>expand upon the silk road to have trade routes in more places. instead of it getting blocked completely by war, have the actual route it takes be dynamic.
Really wish there were dynamic trading mechanics in CK2 and EU4. Victoria 2 is the best we have and even it doesn't model things like inflation.
>>143599136
>eu4 has inflation
>vic 2 doesn't
vickykids btfo
>>143598969
Fuck off back to your steam group
>>143598569
If you passed an edict revoking the privileges of women in your realm to traditional, would she die?
pls
this is the latest hpm too
I though this was fixed
Wew lads, we'll see how celibate she is now.
>>143599136
To be fair the only game that modeled inflation was EU3
>>143599227
>doean't have negative inflation
What's the point?
"Hurr durr, just keep inflation balanced on 0.00% forever, that's how it works in real life!"
>>143598643
Your Napoleons have been really depressed and edgy. They sound like they listen to linkin park and wear katanas.
>>143598643
>According to French spy networks, in response to France's army buildup, Britain has shipped most of her colonial troops back home and has undertaken a furious bout of shipbuilding
if only the AI was actually this good
>>143594868
>>143594939
>>143595076
>not liking romeblobs
>>143594960
Stories like Nicholas II and his family have ruined fiction for me.
>>143599302
You do realise you won't be able to have kids whilst she has that trait, right?
>>143599529
I already have heirs lined up, don't worry, the wife just happened to die at the right timeShe also can't be marshal whilst she's your wife, complete bullshit
>>143599492
>Not Roman
>Not Hellenic
>Not Christian
>>143598643
And here I thought tonight might be shitty
>>143599294
goddammit pic
why the fuck does this happen? what about finding a gold rgo does this?
>>143598643
Hey anon, I really enjoy your writing. Keep it up.
>>143599649
Stockholm is the true heir to Rome.
>>143598875
Like how nigga, I'd have to post like 8 images to get all of them.
>>143598954
Napoleon V is a literal memer anon.
>>143599116
Honestly I don't know, it annoyed the shit out of me as well. There should at least be a province between the Meuse and the Rhine so autists can changeowner it or some shit.
>>143599437
To the contrary, Napoleon III was really pretty buoyant until the last years of his life. Napoleon IV was long-suffering while he was Prince Regent, but wasn't really depressed until he had to kill his father. Joseph is just an edgy fuck though, I give you that.
>>143599486
They actually did. Pulled their 400,000 total troops in Nigeria and Gambia out (they only have ~65,000 there now) and built up their navy so extensively their military score now exceeds my own, even with my huge buildup. That's most of the reason why I'm building my own navy up, so I have a chance against them in thedismantlement war.
>>143599686
Thanks anon.
>>143598643
That's a big navy.
>>143599672
>have closed economy
>all grain producing farms get shut down for muh shekels
>waah why can't my people eat
>>143599921
post capitalists
>>143599921
It is literally 4 pixels, it doesn't warrant it's own province, I'm sure HPM wouldn't be stubborn on such an obvious issue.
>>143599649
>>143599750
no the true heir is Holmgardr
![71d06d46ec[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZnElE8g.jpg "71d06d46ec[1].jpg")
>way over demense and vassal limit after two invasions started through events
>can't grant titles to anyone because council doesn't want that
>everyone hates me for being over the demense limit
>if i reduce demense limit everyone will hate me for being a tyrant
who thought this was a good fucking idea
>>143599672
China syphoons all food that trickles down to uncivs and you don't produce any
>>143600143
This is from about a year ago, but it's still pretty accurate.They're shit, I know.
>its a frogs complaining because they cant have """"perfect"""" borders for their disgsting Rhine blob episode
Please die
![cbd438ae5a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KrdB7rQ.jpg "cbd438ae5a[1].jpg")
>>143600282
>he won't vote yes on the issue of giving him the duchy he desires
J U S T
U
S
T
>>143600535
no memes pls or hpm will take it as a reason not to do it like he did with the walloons
>>143600574
>need to ask councils permission to give people titles YOU OWN
Holy shit, I was thinking about switching to conclavez thinking it couldn't be as bad as all the memes but this is disgusting.
>>143600864
Everyone hates me for being over the limits but I can't get rid of excess titles because everybody hates me and votes no just to spite me, even my most loyal vassals have an opinion of fucking -100 because of all these titles I got from an invasion
HoI4 will be dank won't it lads.
i have done it
cannot wait to live out vatniky dream
>>143598643
Approximately a year and a half later, the naval reform is completed. France now has two main-line combat navies, comprised of some of the most advanced vessels in the world. She fields ten super-heavy battleships, an incredible fifty battleships, and fifty cruiser support vessels, split into two equal navies, the First and Second fleets.
Napoleon V appears particularly pleased as he personally christens the Charlemagne, one of France's brand-new battleships.
"With the navy that the Assembly has entrusted to me," the monarch began following the ceremony, "France is now once again safe from external German threat! Our army protects us, and our navy shields us. I know that many have grumbled about the costs of supporting such things, but worry not! The state, under your monarch, has not forgotten you. Today I am as pleased to christen these fine new vessels as I am to announce a universal tax reduction!"
Although members of the Assembly went apoplectic at the news (especially since Napoleon V promised a 25% tax reduction on the poor!), checking the AF's ledgers led them to a shocking conclusion: Joseph was not actually dooming them all. Somehow France could afford to reduce the tax levels whilst still running in the black. Admittedly, it was with the army and navy on minimal funding, but it was an achievement which could not have been accomplished even two years before.
The people are thrilled at the expansion of France's power abroad and her simultaneous reduction of taxation at home; they hail Napoleon V as a genius, the best administrator since Napoleon himself. Joseph is eager to bask in the praise, and the support of AF which inevitably comes along with it.
>struggle to get to England as Buddhist as Indian and Haesteinn
>can do it with ease as Mongols
>>143602364
>naming your flagship after a german
frogs...
>>143602617
They're the exception *cue crash course clip*
>>143602617
Wait what, do you really get that event in vanilla or is this some mod?
>>143602818
This is vanilla, you get it for most major cities (Baghdad, Jerusalem, Rome, Budapest, Paris, etc.)
>>143602915
>London
>Major city in ck2 timeline
>>143602669
>A German
More like a Belgian.
>>143603392
I was surprised when it came up too
>>143593591
Is there an EUIV mp crack yet?
I'm done giving them money after Stellaris and over a hundred bucks apiece into eu and ck.
>>143603865
Pedophiles are not welcome here.
Report submitted to the FBI.
>>143603603
>>143603392
Really dislike this meme, lads.
About an year ago, the fascist party rose to power in a controversial election. Opponents, part of the old political structures of the Confederacy that had ruled since 1862, contested its results, claiming all sorts of irregularities had been altered the results. It did not matter.
In an inflamed speech, the new president pointed out the failure of the Union and the Confederacy both. "Here we are, on a great virgin land our ancestors came to settle, and what did we do with it? We tamed it, civilized it, improved it, we built - and then greed tore us apart. Instead of tending to our fields, we brought negroes to do it. Meanwhile, our own people starve for lack of work, or lie in the filth of cities, dying for wages that cannot support a family. We have immense potential for wealth, and we let parasites take it for themselves and their africans. Fifty years since secession, and we have done no better. While the Union cared for nothing but profit in their factories, we did the same in our farms. This will no longer be accepted. Enough political squabbling. This land belongs to us, the people of Europe who left for a brave land with no kings. Capitalism is feudalism by another name. Slavery is serfdom by another name. It is time for a new direction, a new future for an American people that is willing to bleed for a pure and wealthy land, free of decadence."
The message was not lost on the Union. For five decades, it had repeatedly attempted to subjugate the Confederacy when it attempted nothing but coexistence, often getting dangerously close to its goal. They now saw the writing on the wall - the confederates were no longer content with mere survival. They wanted all that America once was, and all that it could be. They did not wait - with twice the population and a much larger army and economy, they declared one more war of agression - and neither side was ready to accept any less than total victory.
>>143604227
>confederate fascist party
>"Fascists"
Of all the countries to have fascist flavour.
>>143602364
In late September Napoleon V receives word that the Austrians have declared war against Germany to release the nation of Bavaria, a state which Franz III claims "never wished to be integrated into Drexler's state, and only did so whilst disarmed and at gunpoint."
Although Franz and his parliament's decision is noble, it's also stupid. Even with Hitler a bumbling fool and a large socialist rebellion underway in Wurttemberg, Hitler is still able to call on the resources of his Fascist ally in Amsterdam, H. A. Sinclair de Rochemont. de Rochemont's forces alone are likely sufficient to defeat the forces of Franz III, and the world once again holds its breath, wondering what Hitler will do to the Austrian state.
"The Germanics are stirring," Napoleon V spoke quietly to Maurras at a state dinner on the night of the 22nd. "They fight themselves, for now, but as soon as their barbarian instincts calm enough to realize that their enemies still surround them, their ire will turn outwards again. We have done all that we can to prepare; the time for action has come. Gather up Pujo, Vaugeois, Marshal Cousin-Mountauban, and August. I want to meet them on the 1st to discuss matters."
>>143604227
Interesting, you've got my attention anon.
>>143604641
Give the Austrian subsidies.
>>143604641
is it finally going to happen
>>143604772
Napoleon V, giving a Germanic state subsidies? Anon, that would be haram.
I mean, I suppose I could play it off as him trying to prolong the conflict. I guess I'll do it, then, but I'm not going to make another post just for it, I'll just turn them on.
>>143604641
Frog anon here, some details you're forgetting: Maurras was deaf.
Jesus christ. Subjugating already landed people is a fucking nightmare.
Is it a viable way to play CK2 to just carve everything out on your own, and have all your vasalls be previously unlanded people? I don't want to deal with these fucking civil wars and claims on that land and this land.
>>143599227
>tfw MEIOU & Taxes will actually make inflation mechanics vaguely make sense
>>143600864
>playing vanilla
>not using HIP exclusively
>>143605578
>Me, You, and Texas
>>143604227
>fascist CSA is called The Confederacy because it sounds cool and edgy (^:
Please change it, it's awful. Also use this flag.
>>143604873YES
>>143605480
In this AU, he didn't contract the illness which made him deaf.I AM TOTALLY COVERING FOR FUCKING THAT UP PLEASE DON'T OUT MY SECRET
How do I end the sudan crises? It's stuck and I can't invade africa now.
>>143605807
I always pronounced it as "me, IOU", as in I owe someone money.
>>143605861
Ehy does the other one have the wrong colours? Was AFPG wanking that day?
>>143606325
Actually, the one that guy posted is the one I made, but haven't released yet. He must have saved it from when I showed it to /gsg/.
>>143606384
I don't know what you're talking about because that's the flag i have and I have NEVER EVER downloaded your mod, not even ironically.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI
>>143606564
It's the same flag as in vanilla, but with proper colour hues. Either that or HPM (or whatever mod you are using) actually fixed it himself, but I think he didn't last time I checked.
>>143604227
The war has dragged on for about an year and a half. It has been very bloody, with both sides discovering the horrors of chemical weapons and neither coming up with effective ways to counter it. The Confederacy, with its smaller army and weaker economy, concentrated its professional army on defending the eastern coast and attacking the Union as possible. This strategy has payed off - while much of the country's west is completely occupied, the Union's industrial and political centers are completely occupied, and most of its armies - including its mobilized masses - completely destroyed. The USA now sues for peace - but the Confederacy will have none of it. Keeping the army supplied and losing much of the country has been an immense drain on the state's coffers - but victory has been guaranteed. The armies - bloodied, but proud and in high spirits - have now only stragglers left to deal with, and a lot of land to cover. Liberating the western states and occupying the rest of the Union is now just a matter of time. It is time for a new America.
>>143606384
I've nothing but HPM 0.3.3.3 running
>>143606653
I meant the other guy, this >>143605861 one.
>>143606651
No, I'm saying the one I have, from HPM is the one with those shit colours, the bright red is wrong and the blue is too dark.
>>143606921
Yes, that's what I'm saying. The one in HPM is still the vanilla one with shit colours. The one >>143605861 posted is the one I posted some weeks ago, but I still didn't release in the pack, so HPM didn't implement it yet.
>>143607030
Why doesn't HPM use that one?
>>143607508
HPM uses my flags either when I release a new version of the pack or when I explicitly tell him to use a specific flag.
I only posted it the other day just so you guys see that I was still alive, I wasn't expecting HPM to spontaneusly grab it.
>>143604641
Whilst the Austro-German war raged, on the evening of October 1st, 1926, six of the most powerful men in France gathered around a fire in the reading room of Napoleon V's Paris residence, the Tuileries Palace, to decide the future of the world.
The meeting itself would go on to be famous, inspiring paintings and parodies, reverence and outrage. It was a favorite topic of Communists for a long time, used as an example of the bourgeoisie scheming together to destroy states and enslave the worker.
Yet, in spite of the meeting's historical context, the most critical part of the night was the outcome: the most powerful men in France united behind the will of Napoleon V. In spite of the immense danger of the war Napoleon-Joseph proposed, and the questionable reasons he had to undertake it, all present at the meeting, on the basis of their loyalty to the house of Bonaparte, swore to follow through with Napoleon V's commands. There would be war with Britain.
"In many ways, they are the most dangerous of all Germanic states," Napoleon-Joseph mused. "They possess enough mongrel Latin blood in them to have higher reasoning, but far too much Germanic blood to use it for any more than barbarous purposes. To that add their isolationism and their mighty navy, and they are a force which is almost impossible to reach. And, if reached, to reckon with.
"Yet we must reckon with them. We must destroy them before their insidious spies infiltrate our lands and coerce our people into betraying us, as the Badenese did in the 1890s. They caused the rebellions of that decade, and that is only one facet of their much greater, indeed international, power. I believe the United States has already fallen to their foul influence and, if so, time is of the essence. If we do not defeat them now, I fear that they will destroy everything we have built."
>>143607617
Then you should have fixed it before now.
>>143607887
Yeah, the problem is that I made the CSA flags back when I was just beggining to get into the whole flag-making thing, and I wasn't as rigorous as I am today when it comes to colour and quality of flags, which is why I left many vanilla flags stand that today I wouldn't tolerate. That's why in the later versions of the pack I've revisited many countries I've made flags for already in order to make a more strict quality control.
>>143608162
Not good enough.
I think this run is about done. Rate my Co-Prosperity Sphere's borders
>>143608717
>not taking the east coast of india
poor
>>143608717
>Manchuko
It's Manchukuo, fix it.
>>143608783
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
>>143606653
All of the Union has been occupied, and all of the CSA liberated. The yankee's allies in America have had their governments toppled, with Fascist parties put in charge of new republics modelled after our own - the whole continent will certainly come to embrace our vision for the future.Now I'll have to write a custom decision if I want anything interesting to happen since dismantle CB does fuck all to them and taking their provinces manually would take me over a century.
>>143608849
I wanted to leave things to do in a Vicky 2 conversion.
>>143608902
Done.
>>143608981
>intellectual victoria 2 fan
After Diego II's suicide, his grandson Wawrzyniec Jimena travelled from Silesia to take his place on the Navarran throne. This outsider taking the throne over the Basque nobles already situated there angered the nobles, who worked together to poison the new king.
His son, Antso, took the throne at age 2, and the nobles finally got their power back in the form of a council (in no small part due to the regent being part of this new council).
This was not enough for the more ambitious dukes however, and once Antso came of age, all but two of the dukes declared they would not serve a foreign king. Unfortunately for them, the large treasury built up over the new king's regency - even allowing for some double dipping from the regent - meant that mercenaries were almost piling themselves at his feet for the opportunity to serve.
The dukes lost the civil war, and now they pay the highest price.
>>143609401
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
Seriously, how the fuck do you play Iberia in HPM? I get to around 1836 then HPM declares war to not let me form and my ally, whether it be AFPG or unHPM, either refuses to join or peaces me out of the war as soon as the map loads, resulting in a game over.
Of course, if I ally with Rob I get absolutely nothing done because he's a shitty fucking memer who never wants to help me reclaim my cores from HPM.
What's the point of playing a nation if it doesn't exists, ¿to be swallowed by HPM's big sticky arguments 0 years into the game? Is the only way to form Iberia in Vicky to release it from one of the mods holding its cores?
Is Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence grand strategy?
>>143610314
Its more /gsg/ worthy than
>>143609625
>>143609958
>>143609401
>>143608981
>>143608783
>>143609318
>9 on industry
>6 on military
>with 10M POPs
>in fucking 1917
So you've memed and fucked up, good job
>>143605719
HIP is laggy as fuck mate
ck2+
inb4 shit pc i5 6600k @ 4.6ghz
>>143607730
On January 15th, Napoleon V was informed that the President of the United States of America, Calvin Coolidge, was willing to enter into an alliance of convenience with the French monarchy.
According to the diplomatic missive--which Napoleon V read three times to ensure there was no ulterior motive or "tricky scheme" of what he believed was a German-controlled nation--Coolidge was willing to commit American forces to a limited engagement against the British in Canada. Apparently, it was the opinion of the Republican party that strict British economic relations with Canada was stifling New English trade, to the extent that Coolidge believed a "nice, quick" war with Britain might be able to "solve the problem entirely."
"I have never been so happy to be wrong in all of my days!" a gushing Napoleon-Joseph told his wife Yolanda that night. "America, still free of the Germanic taint! They were founded by the Anglo-Saxon, but immigration of true Latins has appeared to dilute their impure heritage. Who would have thought such a thing, truly? Well, it's all to the good; war with Britain is imminent, and we can use all the strong allies we can muster. I have no doubts now that we might achieve victory!"
Yolanda, as usual, listened with boredom. She wondered absently what her husband would do if he knew she was sleeping with their Rhenish butler.And no, you're not mistaken, that's 30% soldiers and TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT BUREAUCRATS in D.C. W-E-W.
>>143610547
>not using mini SWMH
>not using the 4GB memory patch for the .exe
What a faggot
>>143610437
I have never played a grand strategy game, but I guess I did play one of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms games when I was younger one time, and I think RotTK and this game looks cool. I like politics stuff
What are some of your favourite EU4 mods? I've been using Extended Timeline a lot but I'm sorta getting bored with it
>>143609958
Honestly, /gsg/ has to be the worst board for copy pastas, no where else do you see it, it's repetative, it's vexatious, and ai'm pretty sure there are a few other good words I could use to sum it up if me mum hadn't sold me thesaurus to gypos. It's not just the abstract inaptitude of it all, but the sheer pomposity of those involved, some of whom have no idea what the implications of their perpetual literary suicide has for our general, yes, there is, often, humour to be had. But too often, and more often still are we simply met with threads bombasted by the meaningless witterings that combine the most inflammatory responses with the inevitable inconsequential gurglings of a person who has no dignity or fortitude in his own right. I stand against those who wish to see this general subject to the whims and tribulations of the cancerous clique who contaminate our community consciousness and cast craven cynicalism abound. And if you have any strength of conviction or integrity you too shall rue the behemoth that is the copypasta and strike at the heart of the eternal, infernal, internal death which sows itself deep in the skin of this house with which we wish to sweep away the neverending memery. Vote UKIP.
>>143611065
Strangely enough, 1.7 is balanced andfuneven in vanilla. In terms of mods, I think BDSM got updated recently, but its kind of bloated.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but mana balance in 1.7 feels right, and the mana system doesn't feel worse than Eu3 and provides reasonable limitations on actions.
>>143611065
>tfw like MEIOU & Taxes but it runs like absolute dogshit
>>143611065
I liked beyond the pale when I used to play EU4
>>143611276
>fun
tbvqh eu4 is the only fun game now. Once you've played it, with it's interesting time period and intuitive controls, such as the auto transportation with navies, it's hard to go back to victoria 2 as it feels outdated and rigid.
>>143610940
Mini-swmh does nothing but remove like 100 provinces from sub-sahara, its about the fucking 1500 provinces that swmh adds that makes the game fucking lag like dogshit
The game is already large address aware, if it wasn't it would just crash like HoI3 does.
tl;dr youre talking out your ass
The pope is my vessel. Is this permanent or when the next pope gets elected will I lose Roma?
>>143611837
Release and 1 year post release EU4 was dogshit, boring, and not fun in the slightest. However I'd say at this point (with the exception of the pants on head retarded blobbing in Europe and its representation of central africa) it does a better time of portraying its time period than Vicky 2 does.
>>143611065
extended vanilla experience
>>143612121
>it does a better time of portraying its time period than Vicky 2 does.
I wouldn't go that far. EU4 is fun now, but it's not accurate. From the second you unpause it's batshit crazy and the way dynasties work is a backwards relic of a system that needed an overhaul YEARS ago.
>>143610680
>Napoleon V getting cucked by a Rhinelander
I'm a little butt blasted, not going to lie.
>>143612692
>>143610680
Yeah, I could do without the personal fetishes out in, OP. Your posts read straight from reddit some times.
How do i survive as Egypt and form the anti-kuffar union later?
>>143612471
V2 fails because it doesn't model several of the most important trends in the time period. For example, there is no incentive to not democratize if you're a monarchy, and pleasing the aristocracy/capitalists or pissing them off never ever matters due to their small numbers, which is exactly the opposite of how every government in the time period thought and functioned. There is no trade off between satisfying the influential upper classes and placating the lower classes, and the game's economy simply does not function without extensive modding.
>>143612982
Doesn't beat my cuck meme campaign I did here where I got a black guy in charge of my Prussian merchant republic and spent 5 years trying to cuck the Holy Roman Emperor
>Catalonian """"""""""liberals""""""""""
>>143612076
Anyone?
>>143613138
The difference is this isn't a meme, he's putting his fetishes in a non meme AAR, he already went full reddit with his atheism shit.
This whole thing is starting to reek of the self satisfied false gratitude of a redditor. I wouldn't be surpriaed if he was co posting this on /r/paradoxplaza, /r/roleplay and /r/cuckold.
>>143611191
First line
>Honestly, /gsg/ has to be the worst board for copy pastas
Last line
>Vote UKIP
Didn't read anything in the middle and still got a good chuckle
why are people saying EU4 is fun now?
what did they change. Is it not about mindless blobbing anymore?
>>143610680
In the lead-up to the war with Britain, Napoleon V's greatest concern (aside from the Assembly's outrage when they were informed by Maurras that they were expected to declare war on Britain with simply two days' notice) lie in France's finances. With army funding on 10% and naval funding at 40%, it was true that he had been able to cut taxes. But now that was was almost upon France such a luxury was not possible, and it had become all-too-evident precisely how expensive Napoleon's new model army was: even with taxes on all French citizens increased to "emergency levels" and funding to his soldiers cut as low as he dared, France was still hemorrhaging money at a rate of almost 2,000 pounds per day.
This was on top of the increasing number of hungry lining the streets of cities all over France, bereft of necessary foodstuffs by the massive increase to the cost of basic goods which went along with France's armies gearing up for combat. The French forces consumed so much food that industry simply could not produce enough for the people, especially not at inflated prices now that it was in such high demand.
As a consequence, the support for this "mad endeavour" was rapidly waning among the people, who saw the writing on the wall from the moment taxes were increased. "I don't mind fighting the British if our Emperor deems it necessary," one Parisian wrote in their diary, "but I do mind dying as a consequence of doing so, and not even in the course of the fighting! Bread here is so expensive that I know at least a full dozen people who are on half their normal take or less! The emergency taxes instituted by the Emperor are so maddeningly high that almost no citizen supports this war any longer."
Nevertheless, as usual, Napoleon-Joseph was adamant: in spite of all hardships, the Latin people must prevail. That meant war with Britain, to be declared on April 1st, 1927.Done for tonight. Combat plans and the war itself will come tomorrow.
>>143613457
Guess I'll watch basketball then like a normie. Keep up the good work mate
>>143613389
You probably got the best experience, not one of my best pastas, very all over the place, no common link to tie it all together. The problem is roping out a decent length of copy pasta when there simply isn't the subject matter or the urge to respond. It's easy to make pastas when there's feeling, however jokingly, behind the words, but I honestly wasn't feeling it there.
>>143612692
That was the intent, anon.
>>143612982
>>143613138
I have a feeling you're probably shitposting, but I don't know what you mean about the atheism thing. If you're referring to how Napoleon V sees religion as a means to an end, that was based on Maurras's views towards religion, as well as those of Hitler. I felt it would be sensible for Napoleon, considering he founded the party with Maurras, to share some of his beliefs.
As for the cucking, it's not a fetish you literal meme. Do you think Nappy V is an easy person to get along with? He's a literal sperg. Desu it would literally be unrealistic to have anybody but sycophants tolerate him.
>>143613457
Cuck off, reddit.
>>143613347
>his atheism shit
what?
>>143613347
>>143613942
Welp, the steamgroup caught wind of it. Fun's over.
>>143613942
>atheism is reddit
>>143613934
I'm not shitposting, I actually did post a cuck campaign here a few months ago
>>143613457
Tariffs, dude.
>>143614281
>>143613934
Woops, didn't mean to respond to that post, meant to respond to this one:
>>143613347nice meme though my man
>>143614319
Tariffs are actually a pretty terrible idea for me. My tariff efficiency is so high because of the Suez and Panama canals that even 5%, although it'll net me a shitton of money, will cause the starvation conditions in France to accelerate significantly.
I'll turn tariffs up in the event the war drags on for a long time, but I'm going to try to avoid it for as long as I can. My people are already having a tough enough time getting basic goods.
>>143612982
>>143613347
>>143613942
>this one butthurt anon whose only arguments are le cuck and le fedoga
Wonder if he really thinks 20th century leaders cared about religion desu
>>143614114
>everybody i disagree with is the steamgroup
>implying im not an independent memer
I miss the days when I was hated for my existence, not some vague affiliation to a group.
>>143613934
>it's not a fetish
It's the thinking man's fetish
Why arent the Vicky2 expansions in the Mega folder? do i have to download the entire thing and overwrite the folder on my steam folder?Don't be mean with me guys ;(
>>143614738
>20th century leaders didn't care about religion
>>143614905
>20th century leaders genuinely cared about religion
It was always a mean to convince the peasant you retard.
>>143614751
Fucking lone wolves.
>>143615249
>Go to church literally every sunday from birth
>all to convincs the peasants to vote DNVP
ayy
>>143613392
They fixed many of the broken mechanics, estates are flavorful and interesting, blobbing is easy but realistic for time period, and mana just feels not as shitty since they focused what it can be used for.
>>143609318
BLOB INTO MEXICO AND GENOCIDE THEM
SERIOUSLY NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>143615486
Why did no European power do anything about the ethnic Assyrians and Christians living in Jerusalem then?
And why did so many liberal laws come around specifically in the 20th century if most European governments were nearly entirely composed of "religious" people, just like the US today?
>>143615681
>blobbing is easy but realistic for time period,
This. Take a single European province? Entirety of Europe coalitions you. Take the entire continent of Asia? No one gives a fuck.
Compare that to victoria2, where colonial blobbing can easily get your infamy to 25 if you're not careful.
The EU4 infamy system is far superior.
>>143616148
>still can't genocide occupied regions in HPM
desu a fund rebels feature in victoria would be cool as shit
>>143616382
An exaggeration, but half-true, aggressive expansion penalty is meaningless outside of Europe, but I feel that it works just fine within Europe. Taking HRE provinces should be a big deal.
>>143616236
>Why did no European power do anything about the ethnic Assyrians and Christians living in Jerusalem then?
Because the 19th century was an era of realpolitik, crusading for the holy land was against the balance of power in many ways,cthat's why when the Russians eventually did invade, "for Christendom", France and Britain attacked them. The need for either side to stop the other gaining an advantage outwated whatever symbolic good reclaiming the holyland could achieve.
>And why did so many liberal laws come around specifically in the 20th century if most European governments were nearly entirely composed of "religious" people, just like the US today?
Because Napoleon was a jacobin scumback who's rule was NOT ordained by the lord almighty. This is what happens when you give non nobles political power.
>>143615681
When did they fixed it? with mare nostrum?
>>143617197
It's been a long process, mana is still in the game but it feels less obtrusive. With the reform of technology coming in 1.18 it will be all but removed.
>>143617327
Oh shit, they're finally reworking tech?!
>>143616819
unfortunately there is no good way to implement this. Someone tried but it involved a literal decision for every country tag.
>>143617515
Yeah, they're making it so every country advances at the same speed because many redditors said it was ahistorical that india wasn't as advanced as Europe in the era.
I really wish I was meming you but this is the God's own truth.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-26th-of-may-2016.937696/
>>143617778
Are you dense? The DD diary you linked to explained how the new system will still limit non-European tech advancement without imposing flat maluses on different parts of the world. The screenshot on global tech backs up their claim.
At no point does it state that they want to homogenize tech advancement such that the whole world will end with the same tech level.
>>143617925
t. cuck
>>143617995
Now this is shitposting. How is accomplishing the same tech spread as the current game with less abstracted mechanics a bad thing?
>>143617995
t. meneth
>>143617925
>without imposing flat maluses on different parts of the world.
The rest of the world NEEDS flat maluses. It's not enough to claim that Central Africa could become westernised by throwing money at "institutions".
>>143617778
What the fuck is Paradox doing
>Poland
>Spain
>Crimea
>>143618208
Looks like a standard MP game to me.
>>143618195
If you make institutions almost impossible to spread to Kongo Mongo Luba Nuba, you accomplish the same thing. This also could help address the currently absurdly abstracted westernization process.
>>143618208
It must be from one of their office mp games that they balance everything around
>>143618526
>>143618303
I get that it's an office MP game, but why would they blob that badly.
>>143618195
dey just need mo money for dey institutions! stop being so racis
>>143618619
That kind of blobbing is pretty standard in MP.
>>143618708
>Not maintaining a balance of power in your MP games
>Not sabre rattling to no end
goals?
>>143618109
>LESS ABSTRACTED MECHANICS
>LESS ABSTRACTED FUCKING MECHANICS
So you call getting 93 technologies across the game "abstracted", but getting 7 "institutions" isn't??????????!?!???
You're either a fucking shill or a redditor, either way fuck off.
10/10, made me extremely frustrated.
>>143618208
Spain is pretty plausible, Crimea is literally historical
>>143618921
t. cuck
>>143619216
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
>>143618884
Become the Emperor
So this is my first time playing ck2 in a very long time. Why do I have two threat values and is this the only way to see them or is it displayed somewhere else more convenient?
Can you map pause to space in Darkest Hour?
literally the only thing stopping me playing it.
>>143618884
build liquor factories
>>143620708
They added infamy to CK2 to curb blobbing, you now get threat when you expand and have to wait a while for it to cool down or people will make alliances and defensive pacts against you
>>143620708
Right click on ur portrait
Also is it worthwhile westernizing as Japan in eu4? Or should I just fuck everyone in Asia without it.
>>143620861
Yes, it's on buttons.txt or something like that. Googling will give you an answer.
You won't be able to rename ships, armies and such with a space, though. Minor issue.
>>143620902
Yeah a quick look at the wiki gave me that. What I don't understand is why two values are displayed. What does that 15% mean?
>>143620918
thanks anon.
>>143620039
what
so what are the first two DLC for hoi 4 going to be? Im considering shelling out for the field marshal edition but fuck paying extra for shit like icon packs.
>>143621585
pirate it you retard
>>143621985
b-but muh paradox
This is too painful to watch
>>143622145
>supporting a company that manages to make a game as hollow as Stellaris and that turned a grand strat masterpiece into arrow simulator 2016
"no"
Poor Franz :(
RIP in peace KuK
Initial absolutely disgusting converted map with the localisation fixed, I'll clean it up and then continue Navarra's great ascensionmaybe tomorrow if I have time
