couch crew edition
>Marathons
Midwest Speedfest:
- June 3rd - June 5th
- Minneapolis, MN
- speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
SGDQ:
- July 3rd - 10th
- Minneapolis, MN
- gamesdonequick.com
-ESA:
- July 23rd - 31st
- Växjö, Sweden
- speedrun.com/esa2016
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
>News:
NASA VODs will be uploaded to Youtube soon, they're in better quality than the shit that was streamed.
Midwest Speedfest Schedule is up, isn't actually cancelled: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vXcEk_K5FZBRA45uJpKNYeCqcI-498qAZ8tz6MQFuf8/edit#gid=511912369
SGDQ Schedule is up: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
The Fear
>>143474697
>2 live marathons in minneapolis
most based speedcity?
this post is literally above it all.
Announcement: Midwest Speedfest has been cancelled, officially.
Based M1
Will there ever be another marathon as based as NASA (North American Speedster Assembly)?
Reasons why NASA didn't work:
>old GDQs weren't self-aware and trying to be an alternate to something
>the people who ran in old GDQs weren't all secretly hoping a bunch of viewers would watch and follow them
>the people who ran in them were chill+informative
>the target audience of old GDQs hadn't been overexposed to speedrunning for several years and thus, it was fun and interesting to watch.
>speed running was still alive
Reasons why NASA did work:
>This faggot didn't like it >>143475281
SKATER HAS NUTS
SKATER HAS NUTS
SKATER HAS NUTS
SKATER HAS NUTS
>>143475432
it failed naegger
>>143475281
>old GDQs weren't self-aware and trying to be an alternate to something
True but there's nothing wrong with being an alternative,
>the people who ran in old GDQs weren't all secretly hoping a bunch of viewers would watch and follow them
The majority of NASA runners didn't think like this.
>the people who ran in them were chill+informative
>implying NASA runs weren't the same
>the target audience of old GDQs hadn't been overexposed to speedrunning for several years and thus, it was fun and interesting to watch.
Or people have become jaded.
>>143475507
>still running oot any%
why would you ever
>>143475180
Good thing a new thread popped up, I was getting all hot and bothered with the little girls of the last one.
>>143475239
NASA2017
reminder nosraef submitted a run to NASA with the intention to NOT show up to the event and bitched about it on twitter instead
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
>>143476351
Croni this has to stop...
>>143475281
>>old GDQs weren't self-aware
they were a charity-focused marathon to begin with. speedrunning was a spark which ignited and made them popular, but the focus of the marathons has been the charity. they were self-aware in that they were trying to be a charity event.
>the people who ran in old GDQs weren't all secretly hoping a bunch of viewers would watch and follow them
wrong. of course they wanted viewers and people to watch, how else do you get donations?
>the people who ran in them were chill+informative
NASA also had chill+informative, but it was inclusive of the shitters as well. i can see how people wouldn't like them
>the target audience of old GDQs hadn't been overexposed to speedrunning for several years and thus, it was fun and interesting to watch.
this isn't a negative
>speed running was still alive
no it was just starting, unless you are a newboi and considers 2014 or something to be the "beginning" of GDQs
>>143474697
I don't know any of these people.
Or is that ZFG in the back?
>>143474697
>>143476465
it's all the tech boys
>>143475239
This looks like good old GDQ times.
I might check some of the VODs out, but I don't know which runners are good or bad.
Or is most of it entertaining?
>>143477041
most of it is entertaining outside of shit submitted by non-/srg/ autists like earthbound and wind waker.
Is there anyone more deluded than NASA shills?
>>143477106
why were those accepted? this is why there needs to be a 2 hour limit on marathon runs
>>143477143
esa shills
IMPORTANT SPEED POLL: WHAT SHOULD THE LOCATION FOR NASA 2017 BE?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318283
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318283
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318283
>>143477143
mike this has to stop
>>143477143
go back to marvel, mike.
>>143475678
Too much weed made him retarded.
>>143477202
Are you crazy? They had few enough runs as it was, and at least one person didn't even show up.
squid stream ape escape
>>143477261
denver so we can vape dabs on stream
OFFICIAL /srg/ SPEEDCHEESE TIER LIST v1.2
>God Tier
Pepperjack. Gouda, Epoisses
>High Tier
Munster, Roquefort, Tyrolean Gray, Colby
>Medium Tier
Provolone, Mozzarella, Cheddar (Sharp), Parmesan, Sakura, Herve, Halloumi, Limburger, Colby-Jack, Manchego
>Low Tier
Queso blanco, Ricotta, American (Yellow), Cheddar (Young), Brie, Paneer, Passendale, Havarti, Gruyere
>Shit Tier
American (White), Velveeta, Pimento
>>143477635
Where's peccorino
>>143477635
Anti-White
>lmfao if you think he's really been sick this long
people can become sick for their entire lives. it's called a chronic illness. an example of one is multiple sclerosis. i remember hearing coolmatty say that it turned out to be more than just mono, and it's known that mono can become a chronic illness called "chronic active EBV infection."
you haven't spoken to Uyama's doctors, and you aren't qualified to diagnose him yourselves, so your opinions on this topic are laughably meaningless.
keep pretending you're smart though, we're all impressed.
>>143476286
thats actually pretty epic
i want to kiss headcrab!!!!!
>>143478505
you don't need to be a doctor to say that he can take the 10 minutes out of his hours of playing marvel heroes to post "hey i'm alive" on sda, but hasn't for 2 years
stop being such a fucking nuthugger
>>143478505
he shouldn't pretend to be an adult if he's just going to sit around all day playing video games all day and shitposting about them on some obscure forum. he needs to man up
>>143478775
:)
>>143478505
He didn't say it's "more than mono", he said "mono was a misdiagnosis". We all know that the only "disease" he has is hypothyroidism, which is by no means debilitating and is mostly caused by Mike sitting on his fat ass playing videogames all day instead of actually typing a few posts on a forum like he's getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to do.
DUKE IS LIVE
U
K
E
I
S
L
I
V
E
twitch.
tv/duke_bilgewater
>>143477106
please do not bully our boi raikourider
>>143477261
pick toronto so goose can go
I'm about to hulk out on this thread if you guys don't stop disrespecting Mike!!!
>>143479124
Don't you mean she-hulk out?
>>143478930
could you post your hard evidence of him being paid thousands of dollars a year to post on SDA?
afaik his job at PCF has nothing to do with sda
>>143479073
RIP RUN
The God Gamer Stigma
a ground monkey. with the laugh of a bird
an MR RL time
Me and Marc Rutzou
>>143478505
Fucking retard people with MS can still write a fucking forum post.
Me and fucking Marc Rutzou
>>143477443
At least it didn't make him a tranny(yet).
>>143478505
hi mike
soft elin feet
That's fucking right
>>143480529
thighs
>>143480294
So if he typed a forum post you'd be happy?
I skipped 1:13
>>143481351
tfw 1:11 is now possible and 1:12 is worthless
Can someone post cute pictures of my favourite speedrunner Narcissa Wright?
>>143481838
1:11 has already been gotten by multiple people
any requests? need some more inspiration
>>143481923
>>143482068
anything with cosme
Can you speedrun elins?
>>143480529
desu the exaggerated heels killed elin feet, they still have nice slender torsos and thick juicy thighs
gonna learn hotline
>>143482602
fuck you
>>143482602
TheFear
>>143482163
>that deformed hip bone
>that disproportionate everything
>>143482163
Dude a classic I've been looking for. Thank you.
>>143482906
hmu if you have any questions
>>143483746
what's the best category for beginners
also is hotline 2 good
>>143483803
best category for beginners is ng any%
hotline 2 is decent i guess
>>143484007
thanks baby
>>143484007
>hotline 2 is decent I guess
confirmed not an actual hotline runner
>>143484158
its shitty in comparison to hotline 1 but that wasnt what was asked
>>143483052
emote when
>>143484283
>>143482651
Elins like it slow.
>>143485058
Too bad
Does /srg/ have an official anime girl mascot?
>>143486093
>>143486093
>>143486475
Delete this disgusting FOTM shit.
>>143486845
delete this
>>143487172
squid...
bird cucklet of the grind monkey month
>>143486093
horned animeme
and while not really anime, elins as well
>>143475281
seriously though, once NASA fixes it's stream shit, it will be miles ahead of every single live speedrun marathon out there.
this is important because NASA will then grow. it will become more popular than ever. this is where GDQs went wrong. GDQs decided to become a for profit corp and line their pockets instead of making the events better. NASA could use any money made to make the events better than ever. NASA could easily manage sponsorships, attendance fees, and merchandise sales and use the money on things that actually matter for the event instead of "staff salaries" like GDQs do. there is a huge window of opportunity for the speedrunning community to take back the hobby from the GDQ jew crew. I only hope naegleria is willing to accept help and be clear and transparent about NASA events.
Make Speedrunning Great Again.
The houtiband speedrun seems to be over. :/
>>143488345
>>143479292
>afaik his job at PCF has nothing to do with sda
just like speedrunning has nothing to do with GDQs anymore
>>143488160
Literally the most disgusting image I have ever seen, you have given me every type of cancer known to man.
>>143488617
I'm now a #hilldog
can someone who lives in the washington dc area please just go check on Mike Uyama? he hasn't talked to the community in almost 2 years. I fear he may be dead. someone just go to his mom's house and ask how he's doing. thanks in advance.
>>143488727
>>143476912
only four of those guys are tech guys, if you count naeg
>trump will never get the nomination
What now cucks?
>>143489920
You are a man.
>>143488373
Final time?
>>143489920
he just did
>>143490032
I last saw it online at 169 hours when I went to bed.
>>143490174
I was quoting all the dumbasses who thought he was a clown.
>>143488345
GDQ did use the budget to make the marathons better though, they hired an audio crew and got expensive equipment to stream and whatnot. you have to remember that once you make a deal with someone willing to fund your event you kinda have to do what they say.
fuck donations. all that was needed was some better pre planning, one or two people who even somewhat know how to run a stream setup and honestly the experience of actually having done a marathon before.
>>143490475
just fuck off tranny freak
>>143490475
you have to make it more obvious
>>143488345
>use the money on things that actually matter for the event instead of "staff salaries"
yeah, have fun doing all that work for free.
What game would an Elin run?
>>143491757
TERA
>>143491757
Simgirls
>squid clique then
>squid clique now
WHAT HAPPENED?
>>143492550
sonic looks the same
>>143492550
Squid stopped speedrunning.
>>143492619
nah his shoelaces are wack now
>>143492550
why do they look so feminine
>>143492961
cultural marxism
>>143492961
it's almost illegal to be a male
>>143493649
abloo bloo im so persecuted t. privileged white man
>>143492550
what's the new pacman from? his eyebrows look like cat ears now and it looks rly dumb
>Noir at 29 viewers
How is paying off your mortgage working out for you? :^)
>can dedicate 5 hours to shitposting
>can't dedicate half an hour to trying to beat a WR that's within my reach
>>143493914
what kind of privilege?
be as specific as you can
>>143494204
WHITE
MALE
privilege
>>143494345
okay
what privileges do WHITE MALES receive because of their WHITE MALEness?
>>143494204
you're more likely to have been born in a middle to high class family, which is a massive advantage as evidenced by the poverty line.
>>143494456
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>143494516
but I heard you was kings and shit?
>>143494516
I'll take your word on that
so because some WHITE MALEs are born into wealth, every WHITE MALE is privileged?
>>143490519
the best thing to come from NASA is that speedrun marathons don't need to take donations to be fun. fuck gdqs and their raising money for rich white women in dc.
>>143494516
not only that the reason they are born into that class because their ancestors abused and stole from every other race.
>>143495148
i agree, kill whitey
>>143495148
black people enslaved black people. hell, it's still going on in africa to this day
>>143494581
"""BUILD A WALLL"""
>>143495787
YOU HAVE NO HEART
>>143495358
finally something I can word in this general
>>143495787
FUCK OFF CRONI
>>143495754
Don't distract from your own sins, white devil.
>>143496025
its nkr though
"""SPEEDRUN"""
Is this just a circlejerk about streams or what?
>>143497212
change streams to trannies and you've got it
>>143494456
they would have some vague points about culturally not feeling like you're at risk of being raped and shit if they didn't call it privilege.
it isn't a privilege to not think you're going to be raped or not think people will subconsciously presume you incompetent because of your gender, it's an unfair disadvantage to the victim, not an unfair advantage to everyone else.
desu these people are just cancer that ensures left-wingers can't win. [hillary has less privilege than sanders :^)))]
TRUMP
2016
>>143497427
>[hillary has less privilege than sanders :^)))]
hillary has goyim privilege and age privilege on sanders
>>143497943
male privilege TRUMPs all.
>>143497427
what if you're an agrophobe?
you'd be afraid of ever leaving the house, despite your race or sex
everyone who isn't an agrophobe is privileged?
that's retard logic
>>143498087
>everyone who isn't an agrophobe is privileged?
by their logic, yes.
neurotypical privilege.
i love nkr and you cant stop me
>>143498198
Croni...
>>143498176
so privileges are not things you do have, it's thing other people don't
I see why they call it 'social justice'
>>143498198
drop your name
>>143498313
the privilege is the advantage you have over other people, nominally.
but linguistically, it implies that you've an unfair advantage [which should be mitigated by taking it away/hindering you] instead of that they've got an unfair disadvantage [which should be mitigated by helping them]
>>143498460
>>143499256
anyone who travels will tell you that white people get treated very well abroad
>>143499508
>>143499818
>leader of formerly colonized nation doesnt want colonizers to return
what a shock
>>143499256
naw dude, there are plenty of white countries that care about 'privilege.' slavic countries largely don't give a fuck about SJW ideals in general.
this type of shit is purely a western phenomena.
however, i don't buy the shitty argument that because other countries are shit, ours should be too.
>>143499985
Imagine being a twitch partner and streaming COPYRIGHTED CONTENT!
I can't BELIEVE that we STILL don't know how to avoid copyright infringement!!
*streams an animated image of a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball while simultaneously playing radioactive by imagine dragons*
>>143499998
>that care
*that don't care
fuck this general. fuck this general to hell. i fucking hate this.
>>143500582
m_...
>>143499998
>however, i don't buy the shitty argument that because other countries are shit, ours should be too.
>acting in the interest of the native population = being shit
>>143499985
It was a good old time. Everyone was happy and healthy while Rhodesia was thriving, then Zimbabwe came around and it's been downhill since.
When are people going to admit that every convenience in life and every technological leap or bound was made possible by white people?
>>143500642
>native population
lol
>>143500753
We gave you beads, faggot.
>>143500638
no, just a regular poster. please stop with this bullshit.
WAAAH MUH WHITE HERITAGE WAAH
>>143500994
no, leave
>>143500994
anti-White
>>143500994
whinefags out
>>143501102
>>143501117
post
your
times
>>143501303
no, leave
>>143501259
post your time
>>143501303
>>143501485
hexade we've been over this...
>>143501303
>>143501574
wrong again. post splits, speedrunner.
All the shy newbois love /srg/. We're one big happy family except for a few bad apples.
We're going to retain our anonymity in posting. We're going to make our marathons bigger and stronger. We're going to continue to get the fastest times in the worst games. We're going to Make Speedrunning Great Again.
>>143501957
Stop using that epic Reddit slogan.
>>143501691
>Oppose genocide of own race
>You EVIL supremacist!
>>143502007
>wasting a james bond post
>>143502060
all i see is "WAAH IM EXPOSED FOR BEING A SHIT SPEEDRUNNER WAAH NON-WHITES SEE THROUGH ME"
>>143502250
um, nkr is a speedgod...
http://www.speedrun.com/user/NoobKillerRoof
We're going to go so fast. You're going to get tired of going fast. You’re going to say: "Please Mrs. Speedpresident, I have a headache. Please, go slower. This is getting terrible." And I'm going to say: "No, we have to make speedrunning great again." You're gonna say: "Please." I said: "Nope, nope. We're gonna keep going faster."
/srg/ is almost beyond saving at this point.
>>143502414
lol
>>143502461
/srg/ is better than it was half a year to a year ago desu
>>143502461
>almost
>>143502461
we need a newboi asap
>>143502650
Does he have to use a mic?
>>143502617
you're wrong
>>143502634
maybe i'm being optimistic
>>143502650
we need less /pol/boys
>you can now click a button on the Twitch player to instantly save a clip and share it with others
Thoughts? I think this will bring a whole new dimension to Narciposting, personally.
>>143502650
newbois don't do shit. when has a newboi ever made a positive impact on this place?
>>143502778
You clearly don't remember how bad things were a year ago, especially if you dislike /pol/posting so much.
Let's dispel one and for all this fiction that NKR doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. NKR is undertaking a systemaic effort to change /srg/, to make /srg/ more medievil.
>>143502885
lol
>>143502410
dude nice
>>143502829
What do you consider "a positive impact on this place"?
>>143502410
all the times he has 1st place in have less than 3 runners. oh my fucking sides.
>>143502778
/pol/ saved /srg/
>>143503112
actually speedran with some decent results and not a /pol/tard
>>143503145
How many 1st places do you have?
>>143502410
>emu
so poor cant even afford a proper console lmoa
get fucked rob poor cunt
>>143503239
one in my only game. with more than 20 runners.
I've had so many newbois call me up you wouldn't believe it.
>>143503229
cuck
>>143503164
you're wrong
>>143502891
this still isn't a speedrunning general regardless of if it's gotten better or not
Reminder that there is zero proof that nkr is actually white
>>143503421
>HURR DURR I CALLED HIM A KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW I DONT HAVE TO ADDRESS HIS ACTUAL RESPONSE
>>143503357
>20 runners
>in any way meaningful
lmao
>>143503091
I can't think of anything more cancerous than a discord for a general. Fucking off yourself.
>>143503229
this general was created to shitpost about marathons and speedrunning drama
Reminder that there is zero proof that serg is actually bad
>>143503540
more meaningful than the fraud that NKR is
>>143503684
nkr is from bongistan
>>143503804
congrats on first place in Barney's Hide & Seek Game!!!
>>143500687
White men to be specific.
>>143503684
>Iowa
no wonder he's so angry
>>143503907
anglo-germanic white cishet men to be more specific
when were you when clabe was rip in MMX hundo
>>143503886
wrong again. get it together, white man.
>>143504074
was that semifinals? i don't know where the bracket was so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt if he got fucked over by RNG
>>143503804
can i get some details on the nkr swindle
Reminder that there is zero proof that medievil was actually white
>>143503658
The fact that they constantly post about e-celebs and trannys is proof, faggot.
>>143504278
he submits times for games that nobody else runs or gives a shit about, and uses it as his basis for how white people are the best at everything. it's just nobody (even other whites) give a shit about those meme games so NKR's times hold no weight.
>>143504572
>serious response to a joke post
Why doesn't NKR join the-elite?
>>143504572
most of the tranny posters are also the ones who say they hate /pol/posting
>>143504572
WORD
>>143504717
>serious word on a serious response to a joke post
>>143504584
You don't really think that's true, do you?
>>143504610
joke post. as in singular. fucking please this has been going on for MONTHS.
>>143504830
it's fact, NKR
>>143504842
If it bothers you so much then leave; this isn't supposed to be a serious place to discuss speedrunning/the community.
>medievil post as a parody of a nega post as a parody of a /pol/ post
fuck this shit
>>143504272
round of 16. He missed phantom neymar's carpet boeing grab 77747 and a bad eagle fight, but he was still only 5 seconds behind after all that. Then he started choking at octopus and sigma 3.
Not a real rip because he goes to a second bracket. If he wins all the way in that bracket he gets to play in the final, but the winner of the first bracket will have an advantage probably. But nero is going to btfo the fuck out of everyone and get a 34:xx WR in the final (with Luiz close behind at 35:00 probably)
I wonder if the cultural marxism/white pride/cuck/etc-poster is a /srg/boi with /pol/tendencies, or a /pol/poster who just drive-by shitposts here for the fun of it.
>>143505051
i need to watch more of these races, they are getting good. thanks for the update though.
>>143505121
it's literally all me
>>143505121
It's nkr, did you start coming to this thread yesterday?
>could possibly get WR based on my calculations.
>filming is such a pain in the ass i don't know if i can be bothered only to find out i'm over by 1 minute.
>>143505003
it is a place to be at least a little relevant to speedrunning, otherwise this wouldn't be a general called 'speedrunning general'. you have /pol/ to be a faggot to your heart's desire whenever you want.
>>143505201
It's Cronikeys
>>143504106
WHAT
GAME
>>143505418
Cronikeys is the least /pol/ person on /srg/. He's a tranny.
