>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>140631716
>hazed: Lesson for life: Question everything.
What did he mean by this?
i miss the old days when i was slightly better at this shit game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTl4HoBX6w
hiko is cute!
CUTE!!!
how fucked are these morons?
>>140768371
nothing more funny than a bald weeb
>>140768597
will there be cute boys
?
Liquid kicked their new coach
https://twitter.com/Liquid_Hiko/status/726943944169283584
>>140768774
the meme keeps being true, what a world
>>140768774
>needing a coach for video games
>>140768774
he should get a dieting coach
>>140768731
it will probably be the biggest sausage fest mankind ever seen
rooRooookeke: @Odeag, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>>140768774
>get tr1p
>guy was legend in 1.6 but hasn't done anything in csgo
>woah this will totally work just like fr0d guys :^)
>>140769717
i don't think that is true
>>140768597
>a bunch of sweaty disgusting csgo playing redditors in a house for six days
seriously hope someone mistakes it for a immigrant house and burns it down
>>140771439
>1st
>2nd
>Runner up
what did he mean by this
>>140770805
>get s1mple
>decide to bring in another awper
>but he can't play in the major
>team harmony completely fucked
>people think s1mple is the bad guy
hiko some sort of retarded genius or something
>>140771439
is that slim jesus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
Anyone here good at betting? (predicting matches not roulettes)
Looking for a betting partner
>>140772065
nah, he was playing for Liquid when that picture was taken
>>140772065
I FUCK WITH SAVAGES YOU A FUCCBOI YOU CANT HANG
>>140768774
Liquid was getting fisted six ways to sunday before Hiko joined though.
Make this go viral
https://youtu.be/Dq6UODf7WYc
>>140773276
upvoted
>>140773182
and now they're splitting maps to splyce and losing to optic
>>140773182
>Killed C9
>Killing Liquid
>>140772023
NA scene is just full of cucks. They don't care about titles. They'd rather sit pretty and collect salary while re inacting high school levels of drama. About whos fee fee's are hurt and who's a meanie.
so when is prime matchmaking going to start?
you'd think they have enough players by now
>>140774335
tomorrow
>>140774508
Source
>>140774335
it started already friend
>Start from silver 4
>Work up to gnm
>rank wave
>now at silver 3
>this effectively erases all 925 hours of progress
just fuck my shit up
>>140775694
Inside my panties
>>140775860
I just played with a guy like that in my silver account, hilarious.
>>140775968
What was his name? EU or NA?
>>140776190
I'm not changing accounts for you
Which CS:GO team has had the worst fall from grace?
shit game
why do no cs pros bhop or kz?
>>140778065
mmmmmmmmmmm i dunnoo
>>140778065
either nip or fnatic currently
>>140778065
>>140779036
It's the major curse. Every team who wins a major falls into a slump.
QUICK
>you're queueing comp
what maps do you pick?
>>140779543
inferno dust mirage overpass cache
what chams are undetected by vac?
i'll only toggle when there's a smurf, i swear
>>140779543
vertigo, aztec
>>140772668
I've blindly bet on 1 match and won, do I qualify?
>>140779874memeware
>>140779543
mirage and train
reminder that there are no good players in mm
>be SEM
>just deranked
>lose 7/ 8 last matches
>dont derank
This is why i pray to gaben daily.
>>140780893
>nice knife on le lounge
>can't trade for a week cause keys on lockdown
fuck him tbqh
/CSGOG/ BTFO
>>140782014
>following memepersonalities
nys
>>140782014
when did we claim that?
>>140773838
That's why CLG are my boys, hiko can't fuck up my team with _/DM
>>140778065
NIP after Katowice 2015 were dogshit and onky even made it to finals by tilting choke masters TSM. It would've been fine if they were just quietly bad or retired but they were loud obnoxious ass blasted cuck about it and acted like analysts were bullying them for being shit so their fans would shit post on reddit about them. I was hoping they would retire this year but THREAT is actually a really good coach and now the reddit cunts are gonna stick around for another decade.
>tfw got to supreme
>tfw literally know no smokes, popflashes or even how to spray
Will any of those things actually help getting to global or am I stuck at supreme?
>>140779543
Mirage, inferno, cache, nuke
>>140783416
popflashes and sprays will help you carry and clutch and entry, some basic smokes are good for executes but let the shittier aimers or those with offgames throw the complicated smokes
Why hasn't dazed stopped biting his nails on stream?
You'd think being a streamer he would be more aware of how gross it looks and sounds.
who /silver/ here?
which would help me reach GE faster?
Watching Anime or fapping to traps?
>>140783938
there's nothing wrong with biting your nails
http://steamcommunity.com/id/steamfagthread/
add my alt for deranking
we about to do some strat roullete
need 1-2 more
>>140784284
fapping to 2D traps you baka
>>140784914
haha hahaha fucking called it
How can I pull gun skins from CS:GO and view them in Photoshop?
>>140784375
Except that it looks and sounds gross, and putting your hands in your mouth all the time is unsanitary.
Fine if you're by yourself but broadcasting your face to thousands of people while doing it is inappropriate and unprofessional besides being disgusting.
>>140785086
whoa dude, you're that highly intelligent guy from reddit aren't you?
>>140785235
no, i called that you were your """"""friend"""""
>>140785165
spotted the faggy germaphobe. i bet you clip your fingernails pussy.
>>140785353
You have profound insight. I can tell you're extremely intelligent.
>>140785535
thanks bro, you're a classy dude and i'm sure very popular with others
Name the 6 shittiest CSGO skins you know
And name the 3 best and/or favourite skins
>>140787270
hyperbeast
asiimov
fuel injector
frontside misty
chantico's fire
safari mesh
----
red lam
graphite
stainless
>>140783416
Sounds like you're the average smfc
>>140785086
called what senpai
>>140787270
Hyper Beast
Fuel Injector
Vulcan
Lightning Strike
Wings
Elite Crew
Red Laminate
Bulldozer
Pilot
>>140785353
no nigga that's MY alt
my friends alt is my friends alt
hey I just started playing not too long ago and I'm running into a shitton of hackers in my unranked standard games. for a while I figured they were just really good players but the system keeps VAC banning people mid game and there's often 1 guy who everyone in the lobby knows is hacking because they're tracing people through walls
anyway my question is do I report these people? I know in dota (which is made by valve and also uses vac) your reports are weighted much lower if you report frequently so idk if I should even bother reporting if inside a day of play I've submitted too many for the system to give a fuck about it. I figure if I report someone and they do get VACd it doesn't hold it against me but idk to be honest
>>140787270
jaguar
fire serp
aquamarine
scorched
kill confirmed
black lam
graphite
twilight galaxy
>he doesn't play casual with animefams
>>140790995
>he actually play the game
so what did you guys have for dinner?
>>140779543
nuke, office
>>140787270
Chantico's Fire
Fire Serpent
Basilisk
Vulcan
Jaguar
Griffin
>>140793783
whoops i forgot my 3 favorites
Hydroponic
Master Piece
Corticera
>>140787270
All of them
------------
None of them
>lost literally everything at the chokefest of a major
>rage bet my last betting skin day after and lose it to
>back to cents
>worked my way up to 45$ worth
>its all in 1-3$ skins
what would be the most efficient way of trading them up to shit worth 5-10$ for better bets
>>140793169
ur mums pussy ;)
>>140794872
was it good
>>140795031
no ;(
>>140768137
Based tyloo
>>140790995
>wasting time in casual
is this a meme?
>>140768774
hes the only american make it to like 4 major playoffs and 2 times Semi at major,
>>140797252
>>140790995
This
why the fuck would you play casual
>>140790995
>t fw noone to play casual or community server with for fun
Why does everyone tell me to "go suck a cock" like its some kind of insult and not what I wish I was doing right now?
>>140787270
-Worst
Hyper Beast
Vulcan
Frontside Misty
Basilisk
Point Disarray
Scorched
Worm God
-Best
Poseidon
Tiger Tooth
Redline with red stickers
>>140797669
post ur profile
How the fuck does Counter-Strike: Source feel so much more fluid and responsive than GO?
Positional sound actually works, too.
s1mple still contracted with liquid what
did slavnigger straight up just say fuck u guys im leaving
>Can't get past MGE/DMG
>start using faceit, teammates are not completely retarded
>Carry every game and win 90% of the time
Why is Valve MM such a meme?
>>140800190
they said in the announcement that he's still a streamer under liquid's name, nothing else
>>140799173
Why? Why dont you post yours? Are you from europe?
post aks
rate aks
>>140801537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>>140801586
thx
>>140801537
I bought it with the Drug War sticker and I can't bring myself to scrape it off.
>>140797252
>>140797556
>competitive extreme game modes for hardcore gamers such as myself
This is how embarrassing you are.
>Come home
>see this
what do?
>>140802063
make a new account
>>140802141
How will I regain my standing in the CS:GO community??
>>140802141
no~
>>140801537
Removed nametag set by previous owner.
>>140802318
>>140801537
1/10, redline is shit
>>140802318
Is that a foil or standard?
>play lefty because autism
>all my stickers are fucked up but i know they look good for everyone else
>>140802404
Post ur ak then dickface I bet it's a vulcunt idiot IDIOT.
>>140802470
>>140801932
this one
my other ak is a wasteland rebel ft with the same nametag
>>140802446
Holo.
>>140802530
Dank my man
Shame its on an ak and redline at that
>>140801984
>le casual anime kid
lol
>>140801984
casual is just boring
10v10 shitfest with gay cams and spectating everyone
>>140803004
thats what cs was for like 15 years and what all the nostalgic 1.6 and source kids are nostalgic about
>>140803004
did you never play css or 1.6?
how bad does it need to be for cloud 9 to finally disband?
>>140802063
Whats this?
>>140802318
What map is this?
>>140803175
Been playing both for almost 10 years, but I either played pugs, leagues or community servers that didnt have 30 players.
Anything too far above 5v5 just devolves into a clusterfuck filled with campers.
If you want a more casual experience I'd try community comp servers which have better players, are 128 tick and don't have the stupid casual settings.
>>140803307
5v5 was around 1% of all games played in 1.6 and source yet everybody claims they were playing pugs leagues in the "good ol days"
>>140802893
>>140803004
gobabs detected
>>140803362
Dude it's okay if you enjoy what casual offers.
Just saying I think it's really boring since people just camp, it has stupid settings and it's just a clusterfuck.
>>140800219
Faceit is full of novas and mg1 shitters.
>>140803448
I dont play casual and I'm not the guy you were replying to, its the revisionist history about cs that pisses me off
casual is literally the game mode most representative of what cs has always been, 5v5 was a tiny minority until csgo
>>140801537
7/10
>>140801932
6/10
>>140802318
8.5/10
>>140802318
WHICH MAP IS THIS CMON
>>140803516
Who cares what it was most representative.
Yes a lot of people played on shitty 40 man servers, but that doesn't have anything to do with me saying that I find this mode boring and enjoy a more competitive setting that doesn't revolve around waiting on spawn for people to run into your crosshair.
>>140803762
I can't count the times I've seen this image posted.
>>140804034
>>140804115
nevermind, archive says 4
fat-fingered the post delete button somehow
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/TkC2vgxGX-wMKYHOIVqfHA/
too many reddit here
I can't stop gambling.
Someone help me.
>>140804115
>>140804227
No way it's only 4.
>>140803448
>claims to be good at cs
>uses "camp" unironically
>>140804654
Camping is a thing even if 99% of the community uses the term wrong.
There's no tactical advantage to be gained by sitting on t spawn with bomb for the entire round.
just went all in £50 and i won
>>140804894
I dont gamble at all because I already have lots of money and everything I want lol
>>140804952
sure you do buddy
>>140805042
it makes me hard when people say my life is so great that its unbelievable I should tell you more about myself
6'5
210 lbs, single digit body fat
blonde hair
blue eyes
loving gf
tell me I'm too good to be true
>>140804952
beta af
>>140805135
>6'5
lanklet
>210 lbs, single digit body fat
this is good how? you're literally just a healthy weight
>blonde hair
lol
>blue eyes
shit tier, green is where it's at
>loving gf
something which 75% of the world has
>tell me I'm too good to be true
you're literally average
Have they changed the ranking system? I used to be silver 3 but I just won a game and now I'm silver 1.
>>140806485
how are you silver? i'm gn2 with 250 hours, 10 wins, and most of those hours spent on casual, inventory screen, or surf servers.
>>140806660
That's the ranking they put me in. I have 65 hours and 18 wins. This is the first comp game I've played since they brought in that level 3 bullshit which seems to have affected the rankings.
>>140768348
For some reason, somebody who plays videogames for a living (and isn't even good at it) thinks he can give life lessons to other people.
That guy really is a pretentious faggots.
>>140787270
case harderdened
safari mesh
frindside misty
hyper beast
kill confirmed
fire serpent
redline
crimson web
rust coat
>>140773881
That's NA for everything. Not just CS.
>>140779543
dsut inferno dnuke
>>140779543
Mirage inferno overpass cbble cache
Does anyone here have or know anyone selling a High Tier Blue Gem AK/57. I am willing to pay top dollar for them.
>>140808836 why lmao
>>140809115
I am a collector.
>>140808836
>he """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''collects"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""rare"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'skins"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>140809217
get a life
>>140809217
buy my green scout abyss
it's stattrak
https://opsk.in/i/b5nqb
>mfw trolling the tryhards in esea
>mfw they kick me
>mfw i get them banned
these virgins lel
is this image still being posted? i made it on 5/8/2014 9:34:39
>>140810379
i posted it a few days ago
thanks moe assad
I am having a stroke at this very moment after missing 3 point blank shots on nip
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a cola but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor ask pronax to hand me one
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
has anybody posted anything about imcute (anime faggots) in a while? which one was the pedo, siz or tali?
>>140803281
Why?
>its so much fun watching them fail so bad while americucks literally suck the shit out of their ass
>>140811415
all of em
>>140810379
thanks moe assad
>>140810379
Is that really moe? Looks so.. Younglike and not fat
nice ded thread gotards
fuck i'm so bored
esports when
>>140816813
Kiss me
For entertainment and new upcoming esport
>>140816813
friday DH Austin
how do I get good?
When's the next sale?
any games for watching today
need something to stave off these suicide cravings
>>140817368
watch anime
Anybody on here actually good? I feel like this thread is always betters (silvers) and skin collectors (silvers) and anime fags (silvers)
>>140819307
yeah theres a few semipros here and some pretty high up pug players
even though most of the noise here is from less skilled players/cheaters I mean this is a hangout for desperate losers theres people here who have sunk like 4k hours into this shit
>>140819138
um I already do, and I meant actual answer, thanks bud
>>140819658
>and I meant actual answer
You got a real answer.
>>140819938
please don't respond to me ever again, thanks.
guys I asked my gf over tonight and she made up some excuse and now she hasnt responded in 2 hours even though I know she saw the text whats happening
THE DOGG THAT DON'T PEE ON TREESIS A BITCH
is it autism?
>>140810379
thanks moe assad
>>140821180
he literally has aspergers
>Get CS cause work friend plays
>Play a couple games with work friend
>Won't play with me eventually cause apparently garbo
>He's GN4
>I get GN3
I know people don't care about blogs but it felt really good being only a rank below him with far less playing time.
>>140821472
subscribed
eagerly await your next post
>>140821472
>gn4 who doesnt wanna play with someone cuz he thinks hes better
lmaoing
>>140821472
ranks in cs are pretty fucked up around high silver to low mg theres a legit chance you two are in completely different skill groups
>>140819138
>mfw some pathetic little sissy posted anime near me
Daily reminder that Tech9 and 5-7 are broken.
Tech 9
-Accurate on the run
-One shot kill to the head
-24 bullets
-Reload speed 2.5s
-price tag $500
5-7
-God like accurate on the run-
-one shot to the head = Death
-reload speed 2.1s
-price tag $500
Most Broken set up ever.
-Priceless, MasterCard understands why doesn't Valve
Dream Team
Hiko
Shroud
FODDER
Yam
Dazed
>>140803764
Black gold prolly
>>140822616
the 5-7 is fucking retarded
I'd literally rather have it than a famas or most smgs in most situations
dont really think the tek9 is that bad any more though
>>140822637
I found it already, sorry
If anyone else is intersted its 'skin screenshot map' in the workshop
>>140822616
tec9 really isn't overpowered, it's accuracy makes it to the five-seven what the clock is to the usp.
>>140822679
It's worse than the 5-7, but it's very easy to counter since you almost always kniw when the enemy will have one over an AK
>>140822679
>5-7
>not cz
hi silver
>>140822957
>24 bullets
>about as good as the nova at range
maybe on inferno or mirage, but otherwise nah mate
>>140822957
yeah nah
>>140820493
Dump her she's a bitch!!!!
>>140824182
its ok now she sent me a text 15 mins ago that shes coming over soon and we're going to watch game of thrones together
>>140824256
ok nvm good job anon u don't have to dump her.. yet
>>140822190
why doesnt csgog have more meme frogposters
>>140823627
t. silver 1
>>140824375
We aren't the city dump.
>>140824503
I havent played matchmaking in over 2 years
>>140824503
>ignores the post actually making any arguments
>>140824554
but we are?
>>140824775
>arguments
cz is better than 57 at range and better at close range as well
only worse vs multiple enemies but you shouldnt have the time to get more kills anyway against decent players
>>140824775
>bothering to make arguments
>on csgog
but why?
>>140824819
yeah nah
hey guys who here is excited for DH Austin im so excited my stomach hurts!!!
>>140824852
>you shouldn't have time to get more kills against decent players
how's it going down there in silver? still using your crutchz-75?
>>140825157
who care........................
who care....................
>>140825157
Aww come back 2 bed :3
>>140825864
who care...........
>>140825912
My meme
GUARDIAN STREAM :DDD
>>140822616
>Tech9
>>140822679
>tek9
You fuckers need to pay attention for ONE fucking second and realize it's TEC-9
>be bad
>suck on nicos toes
>get good
>win
>>140827275
>nico
>good
lfmao get cucked by karrigan
>>140806660
>questioning silver from gold nova
fucking lmao it really does happen
>>140826982
who care................
>>140827441
who care................
pea's nudes anyone? ? ? ?
>>140827729
who care...........
>>140828260
who care..............
fkin hell e-frag are playing with nigger who has vacban
>>140829107
hey man, just wondering how 2014 is
watch out for ISIS!!!
>>140828260
this 4/10 needs to learn his place
ugly fuck
>>140829264
its why you never go for a "gamer girl" or a girl in any male dominated setting
these 3/10s have the bitchiness personalities of 9/10s because of scarcity and the over attention they get
ez for professional eSports organization ENCE E-sports containing of AWPer Aleksi "Allu" Jalli, ingame leader Mikko "xartE" Välimaa, rifler Miikka "suNny" Kemppi, allround player Juho "Juhob" Lampinen & the mad fragger Tom "stonde" Glad from the finnish eSports organization ENCE e-sports from the nordic country Finland.
>he doesn't subscribe for CS:GO Prime
:) lol
>>140830252
>he fell for the jewish trick
=)
How do I fight the urge to blow extra money on cases?
>>140826982
baited for this exact response
>>140825178
lol
>>140831037
do it until you learn better for good
>>140831037
addiction to gambling is largely genetic you can't help that you have poor impulse control
>>140831037
just do it until you have no money, then you can't open any cases
>>140830252
cant wait to unfriend anyone who doesn't have a prime account
>>140831493
who care...............
>>140831453
>>140831471
But that's what I want to avoid.
>>140831469
I know I probably can't help but feel it, but it's hard not to. It doesn't help that I seem to be luckier than the average person. Though of course since this is something I'm actively hoping to get lucky at I will always have a net loss.
Pansy is stramming.
OH GOD MY DICK
>>140831721
>I seem to be luckier than the average person
is this the mental delusion at the heart of all gambling addictions?
>>140832202
I don't know man, it's just what really appears to be true. I'm not going to feed my own ego if I'm actively trying to prevent the consequences of doing so.
>>140832682
lol
>>140832978
who care...................
>>140828260
would bang if its a girl
>>140828260
ugly trap
eSPORTS
btw pansy is live
https://www.twitch
.tv/pansy
>>140833407
god that fucking whore needs to be milked and fed semen
>>140833407
um we're all watching jkaem
skins are ugly desu
only knife are worth getting
>pansy is an ass man
lol
hi thorin
>>140833871
sup lad
>>140833407
she is a lot more vulgar than I imagined her.......................................
>>140833407
Fucking yes!
hi BOREin haha
lol
post dm trax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX45Vkvq-e8
>>140834079
who care.......................................
pansy seems like a chav whore
i'd totally raw dog her in a bathroom of a bar
>>140834445
same dude
>>140834445
>collecting stds
>>140772747
YOU CAN FIND ME POSTED UP ON FRANK BLOCK WITH MY FUCKING GANG
>>140834445
Don't insult Pansy you fucking nigger.
pansy is pretty cool, lads
what's wrong?
>>140835241
if only she was this cool on casts
shes not like james though none of her coolness transfers over
>>140834706
>when white people finish watching straight outta compton
>>140835241
nothing, u?
>>140835290
ye, she has to censor herself on streams
>>140835290
ESL want their broadcasts family-friendly
>>140835290
>>140835438
i mean on casts
When will they introduce an alternate weapon for the Ak? They have one for the M4, why not the Ak?
>>140835859
they might soon?? who know... they made alternative for deagle everyone was angry... they might not want that to happen again...
>>140836019
that was a fucking abomination
Pansy is so good looking nowdays.
>>140836563
she's wearing a lot more makeup than usual, that's for sure
>>140836019
It's been like 6 months, are they really just giving up and it will forever stay nerfed into oblivion?
I want to have sex with:
- Pansy
- MissHarvey
- Anita Sarkeesian
>tfw no eu anime avatarfags to play casual with
>>140833407
she's actually good damn
definitely our girl tbqh lads
>>140838152
not real sex right? sex is gross, 3D is gross
>>140838780
>tfw no anon to play casual or community with for fun
;_;
>>140839284
gimme ur steam id
>tfw silver and no gotards to boost me out of it
>>140839545
stealing that gif desu
>>140839439
Are you the guy i respoded too? From eu? Im from eu aswell
>>140839905
yeah, same guy and eu yup
>>140838724
>Too lazy to use the eye dropper tool thingy to pick the same beige as the mouse pad
Faggot
>>140838780
>casual
no
>>140834706
YOU AINT REALLY BOUT SHIT STAY OUT MY SPOT DONT SPEAK MY NAME
>>140839545
give me your or another low acc and I boost you
>>140840943
baited for this exact reply
>>140840973
meh, i play comp too but ever since i got dropped from lem to silver now gold there no motivation to play solo comp.
>>140841194
fuck off retard
>>140827275
I agree, but youre a pathetic anime virgin
>>140838724
>>140837569
tarik is so cute. he's our boi right?
>>140840263
Ok, hope you like somewhat baddies and just wanna have fun..
/id/armaaaa
>pansy is ge
>female pro scene can't even reach lem
why is she not in a pro female team?
Are there any skins that look better the more wear it has?
how does zoom sensitivity work? i want it to be the same my actual sens is at.
>>140842098
blackimov?
arguably....
>brass
>firestarter
>blue steel
>rust coat
>stained
>basilisk
>royal paladin
>lead conduit
>stainless
>>140838780
Post id cuck
>>140841854
no team can afford her food budget
>>140842102
its a ratio. just leave it at 1. if you want it to be the same as if it wasnt zoomed though, i'm not sure what ratio it would be. mathematically i guess you'd have to find what the zoom factor is when you're scoped in and then set your zoom sens as the inverse of that. i don't know what it is though.
>>140842098
boreal forest m4a1
and vulcan
>>140842731
but liquid can afford hiko's???
>>140841343
uhmm how
>>140842898
barely. they had to cut s1mple so they could afford that automatic cheeseburger dispenser than shoots directly into his mouth while he's clutching 1vs5.
>>140842098
m4 radition hazard and wasteland rebel
That CW choke is one of the worst things I have ever seen.
Fucking kill me please.
>>140843743
>CW
umm?
>>140843743
he bet on bothunden hahaha
>>140845265
Copenhagen Wolves
>>140845365
chokenhagen wolves
asstrails
shitnitas
tricked
preparation
the list goes on
when will anon learn his lesson and stop betting on danes?
>be bad
>watch anime
>be good
>win
>>140846121
carry me senpai
>>140787270
shit skins:
frontside misty
asiimov
fuel injector
chantico's fire
Worm God
Overgrowth
Best skins:
Spitfire
Basalisk
Blue Lam
Both my bets today are resulting in a loss.
RIP £2.
>>140843163
stopped playing comp, my rank dropped.
>>140842675
>calls me cuck
no bully :/
is there another good weeb skin besides the aug?
i need to rep the weebs
>>140849493
>another good weeb skin
>besides the aug
>aug
>good weeb skin
ummm?
Why is low rank full of smurfs? Like silver league and shit.
I am a legitimate silver player and I just get raped by self proclaimed smurfs all the time. Why is that? Why do people smurf in such large numbers on CS? Ultimately I don't care but why do it?
What really gets me is that I had to turn dust 2 off because that map is apparently smurf war zone. Apparently dota 2, which is a free to play game doesn't have nearly as many smurfs in ranked at low levels.
Why is CS go infested with them?
Alright guys how the fuck do i get out of Supreme n get Global ?
No memes plz , legit dunno what to do
>>140849493
sunset storm
but only the one with the face
>>140849709
Hacking plague at higher ranks trickle down better players to lower ranks.
>>140850131
Is there actually a hacking plague at top ranks? Doesn't VAC do anything to stop it?
>>140850236
Im supreme and although i havent met a single fullout Ragehacking spinbotter who bhops 24/7
every 2nd or 3rd match theres guys that are really fishy n i suspect wallhack or some kind of other assist
>>140849878
git gud
what mouse do you guys use? would you recommend it?
>>140852209
logitech mx518, no
>>140849878
yougit gud________________________________________________________________________
>>140852209
SteelSeries Sensei.
Only if you have too much money. Like I do.
>>140852353
whats wrong with it? are there actual dips in the finish?
>>140852659
nah it's just paint
the shape is fucking retarded for my grip
>>140849493
Theres one for galil, isnt there?
>he doesn't have a deathadder aka /csgog/'s mouse
>>140852659
After only 8 years the plastic on the sides dissolves into slime like shit.
Would still recommend, was the best mouse for a reasonable price.
HOLY SHIT COD 4 REMAKE INCOMING RIP CSGO LADS
>>140852831
>razer
>>140852831
>he doesn't use a 3$ mouse and still aim like a god
My first CSGO lounge win.
Feels good man.
>>140852903
cod4 is shit. the remake will only be worse.
>join dust 2 with friend
>we both want to win
>get 3 literal animes in our team
>chinesse names and shit
>as soon as we start losing i shift+tab
>open web browser
>google translate
>change my name into holocaust in chinesse
>suddenly they start shooting me and my friend
Fucking Dust 2.
>>140852903
cod2 with better multiplayer when
>>140853549
Why would the japs care about the holocaust? Or the chinese for that matter
what typa food should I get for lunch, lads?
>>140853970
the chinese are asian jews
>>140853970
why do you assume they are ignorant of world history?
>>140853970
I have no fucking clue
>>140852985
>not using a razer mamba tournament edition :^^^)
>>140853549
Can we get more "Fucking Dust 2" stories ?
>>140854306
dicks
>>140854826
Can't legally buy a dick in usa, im pretty sure
>>140854747
>razer
>>140854901
>usa
i used to be mge and i just placed in gn3 what gives
>>140854964
What else real country is having lunch time now?
fnatic or envy lads?
I know better than to bet against fnatic, but those odds are juicy.
ROLLIN' DOWN THE STREET
SMOKIN' INDO
SIPPIN' ON GIN & JUICELAIIIIIIIIIDBACK
WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND
Whats a decent gaming/casual mouse I can buy for cheap off amazon? Just need something until I can be bothered to buy a pricier mouse.
>>140855716
razer deathadder
you're not poor, right?
>>140855716
Mice are hella cheap just get a rival or some 60$ one
>>140846121
>literal mg2
>good
>>140855812
>>140855850
Trying to spend under £20 Tbh. Been doing fine with my default pc mouse :^) but it's giving way. Idc about extra features, just something that's better than a standard mouse. Two buttons and a scroller is fine for me.
>>140856135
for under 20 just find whatever shape you might like and get one with 5 or 6 buttons and do not get wireless at all. at that price tho it will likely wear down quickly and you'll end up needing to spend 20 again in a year
>>140856742
I just searched up, It's possible to get the rival 100 for £20 but I heard it's small.
>>140857041
Fuck you.
>>140857530
kek. why ._.
>>140857863
Shut the fuck up
>>140850236
8 of my past 17 matches were fullblown spinbotters at GE.
So yeah, it's worse than you could even imagine.
>>140858010
n-no b-bully ;_;
>>140858414
*kisses u and hold ur hand*
>>140858489
*teleports behind you and sticks cute penis in your boipuqqi*
what is the best good lookin cheap knife and why is it butterfly boreal forest FT?
>>140858489
pls no
>>140858738
gut knife rust coat
>>140858738
>butterfly anything
>good
lol no senpai
>>140768371
turn down your fucking mic
>>140852209
Logitech G502
if you are not apussyand can handle the weight, yes. it has the best sensor
>>140858738
>butterfly
>boreal forest
>FT
nys
>ask for rifle drop
>get m4a4 instead of aug
>>140859237
I played with it for 1.5 year shit starting to hurt my wrist
>ask for a drop
>get a weapon with default skin
why are poor people allowed to play mm?
can someone pls kill people like tim and joshog fucking americans fake as fuck
>>140861620
no, they are not fake.
They are actually THAT retarded.
>ask for drop
>get an awp
umm do I look like a no skill scrub??
>>140850421
ironically as a silver yesterday I had two comp matches in a row where opposing players were vac banned right in the middle of the match. the spin botters get banned way before they can rank anywhere decent, it's only the subtle walls and aimbotters who know how to hide it that get to global,and join fnatic
>>140862007
GOTARDS?!
>>140852209
intellimouse 1.1a
yeah, I adore it. get the black one though, I have to semi-regularly remove the yellowing from my white one.
MOUF WIDE OPEN MOUF WIDE OPEN
>>140862243
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/721017690744299520
literally our girl
>>140779543
Cache, Inferno, Train, Aztec
>>140862762
maybe just clean yourself....uhh?
>>140862960
long dick
>>140862762
but yellowing looks nice
>>140863074
if you aren't joking how often have you gotten aztec?
>>140863080
underage posting is not allowed anon
>>140863074
swap train for office and this is exactly mine desu
>>140779543
dust2, cache, nuke, mirage
more like cs 1.6/10
#rekt
>>140863989stop using this fucking pun you fucking shit-eating faggot
when will warowl cast a major?
who /over2khours/ here?
Ranks / ESEA RWS / Faceit level?
>>140866559
>2200 hrs of gameplay
>430 competitive wins
>gold nova iii
kill me famsu
>want to buy a skin
>"You didnt buy anything this week so we locked your credit card for a week."
Fuck you Gabe you fucking kike, I've had this single card on this account for over 5 years, what the fuck.
>>140862960
>https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/721017690744299520
PANSY COULD BE BROWSING /CSGOG/ RIGHT NOW
PANSY PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
>>140867087
yeah all that overwatch discussion we've ever had here
hi pansy!!!!
Screenshot this Pansy or our love isn't real.
i wish ocean hung out here
>>140867372
anon this is creepy and desperate...
let her go...
I want to spectate silver 1 games. How? is it only possible if I have them in my friendslist?
>>140866559
800 hours
Global
13 RWS
don't have a faceit level
hey pansy what anime should i watch?
>>140866832
iktf
>2300 hrs
>450~ wins
>mg2
wanna make a suicide pact?
>>140867816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
best interp settings?
>>140861620
>hating on our guy based joshog
no positive vibes for you
>>140867907
is that tranny?
>>140867664
What do you mean by this post?
>>140863649
>child doesn't know how to wash his hands
>calls others underage
L M A O
>>140868127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU
>>140867520
>implying he isn't one of the anime posters
wtf is wrong with m0e today haha
>>140870221
let me guess, he is gambling away free money and harrassing little kids on matchmaking while pretending to rage for subscriptions. Or maybe he is saying he will give up insider info for donations while yelling at his brother?
>>140870123
hello newbie
cacti ask ocean and he said he only ever went to /b/ and the hentai boards a long time ago.
>>140870465
>implying he isn't just hiding his true nature
>>140870560
hes got hatsune miku as his avatar on steam and was saying he wanted to throatfuck roo roo, nigga ain't hiding shit
>>140870827
>hatsune miku
wow what entry-tier garbage
>>140870981
you're a faggot
http://www.hltv.org/ranking/teams/
>favelas win shitty T5 tournament
>instant top 10
>>140870981
he plays a monogatari theme song every stream
>>140871049
hey ocean. when you gonna kys my man?
I wish there was more anime in the game
Remember,
TF2 = brony degenerates
CSGO = cute animes
Dota2 = ???
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>>140871049
umi is slut
>>140871194
>dota 2=???
dota2 = fat minorities
>>140871070
>monogatari
so yeah entry-tier
what are the ideal interp settings?
>>140871194
>TF2 = the biggest of faggots
>CSGO = huge faggots
>Dota2 = enormous faggots
FTFY, friendo.
>>140871234
>At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
This
If you can't hold your site and retake the other fast enough for a 10sec defuse nys
>>140871383
dude rude im crying
>>140871070
monogatari has a shitload of theme songs tho
>>140871626
tears from laughter?????
>Valve removed halftime/endgame/warmup chat
>can't play monstercat to let everyone know this is being streamed on twitch/ESEA and they need to prepare for some hardcore video games
Now that the dust is settled what do we think of the bowie knife?
>>140871583
how new are you
>>140871978
made the 1.5 knife worse, they should have just licensed the badlands bowie, then i'd buy one instantly
>>140872035
I started playing cs last year
>>140872035
>he took the bait
The absolute madman.
>>140872157
if people are unironically replying to this im pulling out some old shit
>>140871978
m9 > karambit >= bayo > butterfly > bowie > flip > huntsman > gut > falchion > default > shit > buttplugs
>>140871978
5 years ago I would've thought that it was a gamebanana skin
the lack of the second hand makes it look wierd
>>140872351
>5 years ago I would've thought that it was a gamebanana skin
ultimately this. i feel this way about a lot of the newer knives.
>>140872505
yup.
even the falchion animation looks off
Now that the dust is settled can I get my LOL on?
>>140873868
let's do it nii-chan
>ESEA died
>ESL uses original music
>Faceit stopped using Monstercat
Bass line kicking no im not groovin
>see an m4 barrel clipping through a wall opposite me
>feel super smug and go for the wallbang
>it was a teammate
does steel have any friends outside of the internet?
>>140875110
do you?
>>140875110
dazed said no.
>>140875110
i think steel said that lan he just won was his last. i hope he won it with his friends. if it was just some randos (lol who talks to hitman) then i think that's a really shitty end to what actually was a great career. even the Winout LAN or just playing in RGN were better ends to his career. He think he's going out on a highpoint, but even compared to his career while banned, it isnt.
Sad. Steel's stream gave me something to do while going through a rough time in life, and I'm sad he's going to give up on something that can actually give him a good income to focus on something that will fail. I wish him the best but I can't see overwatch being as successful as HotS or SC2 right now, and I can't see him being a good enough player to reacht he tier required to make money in either.
RIP STEEL.
>>140875202no. i dont even have friends on the internet
>>140827729
what's wrong with that? i'm absolute shit and i don't know anything but he's still worse than me. it's baffling.
>>140875628
his teammates were just some other canadians he knew through fpl
does ocean have ANY friends?
>>140858738
flip knife rust coat
falchion fade
>>140875643
P O S T I D
O
S
T
I
D
>>140873935
TAKE A TRIPTO MY HOUSEMY HOUSEMY HOUSE
>>140871118
>>140871323
stop the bullying
>>140876035
yeah, he's a cool dude
>>140876420
sup ocean
>>140876323
bam bam be lom bam bam
>>140876481
he wont even make me mod ;^;
can you bet real money on csgolounge? if so how does it work???
I'm a guy who just donated $500 to our boy Summit
ama redditgogJust kiddingit was actually $900 lol
>>140876323
btw, overwerk's whole album is greatt https://overwerk.bandcamp.com/album/after-hours
>>140876750
what are u doing
>>140876750
why didn't you give it to our guy jdm
>>140876750
can I have $900????
>just opened 25 cases and got a grand total of $3 in skins
>>140876824
>>140876868
>>140876887
tricked lmao, im actually a poorfag neet. thanks for the (you)s xD
>>140877137
reported
>>140877118
You're out of touch (I'm out of time)
>>140877137
wow i feel so disrespected
>>140877118
300 dollars lifetime on keys and not so much as a red, let alone a stattrak pink or a knife.
didn't even get good pinks, literally an awp corticera and a cz yellow jacket
is thorin a virgin?
>>140877613
Should've stopped around 100. You would've saved yourself the trouble if you just bought a skin you liked.
im strong in this bugatti
>>140779543
>Inferno
>Cache
>Overpass
>Nuke
>>140877736
Oh, I've started doing that. I haven't opened cases in a few months i think, and I don't plan on doing it anymore. I've got a nice $500 inv for myself.
but i'm out of my head when you're not around
>>140779543
All active duty because I'm not a faggot. If I just played a dust2 game then I'll remove dust2 since 70% of the time that gay map gets played if it's in the pool.
>>140877634
>Redhead in Asia
What do you think?
>>140878018
Why are Hall and Oates songs so fun and catchy
>>140878392
damn I guess he is
>>140878395
I wouldn't if I were you. I know what she can do. She can really rip your world apart.
>>140877118
>>140877613
>tfw only opened like 50 cases
>got 2 knives, 4 reds, and some other skins I wanted
listen to the ground. there is movement all around. there is something going down...and I can feel it
i like my tec-9 ossified but it feels a little bland, i don't really like the tec-9 avalanche or re-entry, what kind of stickers should i put on it?
>>140877634
I don't think so
>>140879364
Private Eyes, are watching YOU!
>>140879487
shut up
>>140879713
wow reported
>>140879759
thanks for noticing me
>>140879759
MOUF WIDE OPEN
>>140879637
the poor guy is getting friendzoned
>>140879637
>>Waiting out flight with @Thooorin #JustFriends
>>140879994
I know, thorin should just be open and tell him he's not interested. leading someone on like that really is cruel.
>>140879868
no problem
>>140879902
w-what
they're gay, right?
>>140880464
in a cute way
>>140880596
>fags
>cute
stop
>>140880464
succ
>>140880247
I see you. You see me, but you're blowing the line when you're making a scene.
i didnt know that /lgbt/ plays csgo
>>140880730
stop forcing this meme
>>140880902
S U C C
>>140880845
i don't understand anon...
>>140880902
SUCCCCCCC(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>140881182
>>140881579
s t o p
>>140881407
Outta touch outta touch outta time! outta time girl!
You're out of touch, I'm out of time!
Shake it up! is all that we know!
Using bodies up as we go.
so what do you think about 1g man standing in for splyce
whats the appeal of betting skins if you cant even withdraw the money from your steam wallet?
>>140881714
found ur succ
>>140881904
who care...
>>140882069
how about you succ the fuck up lmao
>>140882002
>sell the skins on opskins
>cash out to paypal
anon?
>>140882002
lmao look at this frickin noob
>>140882002
>promise expensive knife to your friend
>he sucks you off after classes
anon?
>>140882242
S U C C
>>140882242
damn that's sexy
>>140882242
who would offer an expensive knife for just one succ
i'd want at least like a 1 month arrangement for unlimited succs
>>140882147
*is succ by u*
>>140882714
Do you understand the concept of unfulfilling promises
what does csgog think of mcskillet
>>140883149
>promises
>>>
>Anonymous 05/02/16(Mon)19:13:07 No.14088
who???
>>140883205
>Anonymous 05/02/16(Mon)22:13:37 No.140883205>>140883149
>>promises
>>>>
>>Anonymous 05/02/16(Mon)19:13:07 No.14088
mcskillet
>>140882786
*uses shadow clone jutsu to succ all over you*
>>140883587
>>140883607
I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news, she just smiled and turned away.
>>140883808
BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
>>140884070
We dug in deep
and shot in sight!
And prayed to Jesus Christ with all of our might.
>>140842098
The pattern on the tec9 hades goes from legion helmets at face new to skulls at bs which is pretty neat.
Participated in Operation Wildfire.
Operation Missions Fulfilled: 40
Deployment Date: Feb 18, 2016 GMT
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Operation maps during this Operation.
Operation 3-Kill Rounds: 8
Operation Kills: 115
Operation MVPs: 20
Operation Match Wins: 3
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Active Duty maps during this Operation.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 193
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 39
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 2
Competitive Kills: 4459
Competitive MVPs: 570
Competitive Match Wins: 139
>>140884828
>4500 kills
>139 wins
Wew how many ranks have you lost anon
anyone want to play some casual?
>made $10 from the free $1 on bets.gg
>went all in
>lost
what do I do now bros
ive lost everything
>want to play Source
>every single server is $16K | NO AWP/AUTO | 24/7 DUST2/OFFICE
>fucking 32-64 slots
>>140886475
just play minigames
>>140885912
>shills in magog
literally wow
>>140886475
>>want to play Source
stopped reading right here
>>140888551
why do people hate CS:S so much, other than it being dogshit from a competitive standpoint?
the giant hitboxes + actually being able to hear where your enemies are make it feel a lot more responsive and fun than CS:GO
plus it has flashlights
>>140890868
because it's shit. it's only good for scroll bhop.
who else here plays better or worse based on their emotions
when i'm playing with competent teammates who drop guns and make callouts i do very well but when i'm playing with retards who don't own microphones and never eco at the right times and would leave spawn on the 15th round with 5k while a teammate only has a p250, i get irrationally angry and can't do anything right
suddenly i aim like i'm playing with an xbox controller and i just feel like i want to die
>>140893789
who gets angry over video games? grow up anon
why dont you tell them to buy something for teammates?
>>140894092
>who gets angry over video games
i do, i just said that
i can't help it, it's basically the only thing in my life that i have going for me
>why don't you tell them
because i'm shy and not confrontational
>>140894271
set an example and buy stuff for your teammates when they're low on cash, even if it means something like a UMP for them and a 5-7 for yourself. they'll appreciate it and it makes the team happier
what rank are you? depending on how close it is i might add youif you post your id
>>140894898
i'm gold nova 2
>>140885868
no we are not filthy casuals
>>140894898
>>140895016
is that close enough? should i post my id?
>no Tyloo at StarLadder
fuck
>>140896436
you dont have to be casual to enjoy casual
>>140894898
i'd take a 5-7 over an UMP anyway tbhwy
>>140896634
hes laughing at you
how do pros use the cz? any time someone is not directly in front of me i need to empty my entire 12 rounds to kill him the bullets are so fucking random compared to 57/tec9
>>140898552
T A P
A
P
>>140898654
>tapping with an auto weapon
at that point, you should just use the 5-7
learn how to 1 tap
>>140898552
move really fast stay close to corners and grab 1-2 kills and grab their weapon
did someone say tap
how are a bunch of fucking monkeys the best teams in the world in this shitty game? How do you yurocucks fuck up this badly?
>>140899528
For the bannananiggers the game is a ticket out of their hellhole, for NA/EU it's a coping method
>>140898523
probably, yeah
>>140899229
they talk about my peepee stains
>>140902985
that's clearly cock sweat
anyone here use kickback? are there lots of cheaters?
>>140900517
nah sorry i was watching cartoons
i can't queue with you but we can jump into casual together
i wont laugh i promise
>>140904310
ok here's my idhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/nsongster
>have asura belt
>still barely healing anything
WTF?
this dazed stream is giving me ulcers
>decide to open my chroma 3 case between rounds in casual
>get a field tested anubis bizon
>some guy starts freaking out asking me "how fucking lucky are you" over and over again
>tell him to calm down and shit's only worth like $18
>freaks out even more
Jesus fuck people in this game are autistic and what's worse is this Bizon will probably be cheaper than the fucking Neon Rider Mac-10s as far as covert SMGs go
>>140907486
what the fuck is he doing? why is he doing this? how did he get in this situation?
i dont get it and my god does he sound like a sperg.
>>140907885
i mean he's trolling but it isn't going well and she seems like a nice girl.
Sauna servers are literally on reason to play this desu
Kek dazed life sounds so boring
>>140907940
this is suppose to be trolling? i think im getting a migraine listening to this.
>those straining noises about her giving up a cat
>>140908074
he's a former pro csgo player that streams for a living of course he's a loser in real life
>>140908074
better than being a NEET
dazed is a virgin like me, i feel like subscribing now
this is why dazed is our guy
>>140894898
>anime poster is a literal cuck
lmfao
dazed is a literal fucking jew wow
the roommate is qtr desu
wtf is going on in Dazed stream rn?
>>140909328
trolling girl streamers because he was bored with rank S
based dazed getting himself banned for the second time ever.
>aim map
>spray guy from far away
>WTF CHEATER
>not 1 tapping in aim maps
did i hear somebody say one taps
god why is this thread so fucking dead
>>140913557
Every morning the same my man
>>140913580
I suppose, but it usually seems more active than this.
>>140913557
ffs just let it die. stop bumping it
>>140913656
*bump*
>tfw the person you like doesnt like you back
I just wanted a steam bf
how do i stop getting fatique after everr csgo match? its like my arms give up and i get dizzy and hungry
>>140913937
lift heavy and take a multi
also eat healthy fatso
>>140913776
anon there's no need to be so mean...
>internet is too bad to play online atm
>expert bots ffa poses no challenge
Is there any mod that makes the bots better?
>>140914432
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>140915989
this is a troll post this is not me
>lucas and hen1 are genetic twins
>one is a decent awper
>one is a shitty rifler who will never get kicked
steel was wrong
whats your most embarrassing csgo related story
>at dreamhack summer
>be american
>cucks all around me
>pizza is shit
>at least theres a thai foodtruck outside
>start setting up
>bust out big american surge protector
>everyone amazed, staring
>have adapter to fit tiny swedecuck plugins
>power too strong, shorts out entire row, cucks don't do anything as I walk by and reset the row's power after interrupting their gayming
nice dead fucking thread
ded thred
ded gamu
stop bumping for christs sake
hi??
>>140918426
who care..
>>140918873
i do, cuck
>tfw no steam bf
>>140919507
tfw
You faggots are worse than any other part of 4chan
will you guys stfu?
>tfw ss
>>140919701
holy shit famalam shits fucked
>>140919507
I NEED a steam bf ;-;
If you dc last round when your team is winning and they get the win do you get the win or no? Not abandoned just disconnected
>>140919507
tfw I have a steam bf :3
asked a boy last night and he said yes!
>>140919841
post tits first
>>140920007
dont rub it in my face you jerk
>>140920007
Lucky ;_;
>>140919841
>>140920121Me too ;_;
>do research
>see that ftw are massively over-valued and are absolute shit
>EZ max and relax with 50% of inventory
>realise it's a BO1 after bet is placed
How fucked am i now gotards???
>>140920245
post your id we can be lonely together
>>140920415
>50% of inventory
>that
you were fucked to begin with
>>140920424
Why dont you post yours?
>>140920484
Never invested to start with. Got lucky and had to weapon case drops around Malmö, spent half of it on keys and started betting with the other.
>>140920121
s-sorry
just so happy that he finally said yes :3
>>140920746
>Never invested to start with
Maybe not money but you sure invested time buddy
The rest of us with jobs/well managed neetbux can just get what we like without worrying about nobodies playing a bo1
>>140920637
I dont feel comfortable posting it here.
>>140877429
but I'm out of my head when (you)'re not around
>>140920925
I have a career, I just refuse to invest my earnings on overpriced pixels. Plus the fact that betting is '''fun"'
>>140921016
I dont feel comfortable posting it in here either, sort of
What do we do then? ;_;
How do I make a cute boy love me?
>>140921331
I wish I knew
>>140919981
you get the win
>>140921225
do you have a throwaway email?
>>140921016
>>140921225
end your miserable existences
>>140922178
Yeah i do, message me on [email protected]
how would excercising benefit csgo players
>>140923432
check out armstrongflusha
>>140923432
>get cuter
>get cuter bf
>>140923432
it doesn't
pic related
>>140922178
;_;
esports when
>>140924767
2 more hours
played a spinning aimbotter a couple months ago in matchmaking and, just like he said, he is still not banned. how?!
>>140924004
pure strength training is not what most people think of as exercising.
WE WUZ
So I've soloq ground my way from GN2 to MGE after not playing for a while and the rank changes, I seem to struggle to hit people DMG and above.
Is there something I'm doing wrong? It just seems like these people have no bullet reg I really struggle to keep up.
>>140925384
KANGZ
>GN2
>101 hours played
>queue with 2 GN2 mates
>run into a 4 man stack of polak derankers
or maybe they're just stuck at the rank with 1.2k+ hours, but that would be sad
how do I stop being a shitter?
>>140925370
he does cardio too
if he didn't, he'd look like zyzz (pic related)
Who the hell is wenton and where's PlesseN?
>>140918154
>be me
>play CSGO
>never live down shame
Wait, did they buff the Bizon?
Im a little jaded here
Whenever I take a break of a month or two and come back my awp is literal god tier and better than its ever been, but my rifles are utter dog shit. Anyone else the same?
It's 4pm in Sweden and this cuck still hasn't responded to my trade offer wtf
When do you shitcunts finish school?
Gut night sweet prince.
esports?
>>140927323
Its actually 6pm in sweden lol
>>140927272
>crutch weapon continues being a crutch
>weapons that require skill to use are harder to get used to again
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>140930283
THEN ACCEPT MY TRADE YOU JEWISH FUCK
IVE OFFERED EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED
>>140931313
Im not him, im just telling you the exact time ;_;
>>140931363
>this response
suck my big Australian dick you beta sissy
Fnatic or Envyus guys?
>>140932053
>wenton aka literally who playing for fnatic
>literal frogs
No matter who wins we all lose
>>140931905
Im neither of that and i dont suck dicks, sorry
I'm going all-in Fnatic, bros. Pray for me.
>>140932682
me too. It's a bad idea
>>140932231
This. We are all now jinxed, damn.
>>140933270
You're a bad idea.
>>140932682
gl men :^)
>and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
sauce: OP
>>140933791
buying shadow daggers scorched rn thanks op
>>140933791
don't kill yourself
>>140933791
Is op part of /csgog/?
>>140934104
does a set that contains all sets contain itself?
>>140934470
duh cause a set of sets is a set retard
>>140924004
KURRRRWA!
ADMEEN!
ADMMMMMEEEEEEEEN!
>>140924004
KURRRRWA!
ADMEEN!
ADMMMMMEEEEEEEEN!
Reminder to all of you to flush(a) yourselves.
>its a big head nigger and small head white sissy episode
betbros WW@?
>still no nuke in esports
>>140935423
>nigger bullying our knife
>tfw hear a cute boy at the beginning of a comp game
frogs already on tilt? :^)
>Fnatic losing against a full eco
fkin flusha
>>140875110
>dat huge kikenose
>97dmg deag tap
>Kenny walling again
The memes never stop.
>Happy surviving with 3hp after a deagle shot (seemingly towards the head) at that range
Nice RNG.
>>140937523
>seemingly
;^))))))))))))))))))))))))))
fkin hell JW need to stop playing with awp
https://twitter.com/FeTiShCSGO/status/727532054724923392
Who is he going to coach?
>>140937927
digniggers prob
>>140938020
you didn't even fucking look at the tweet, did you?
you now me on smoke nice
nobody wants to trade me a new knife for my karambit Night MW
I know its a shitty knife but cmon
>>140939041
I'll give you a hyper beast FT and boipuqqi FN for it
Do pro players in pro matches get kicked instantly if they do team damage at round start?
>>140939236
of course not retard
>>140939323
retard
>>140939323
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>140939402
turbo retard
new thread when?
ded traed ded geam
>>140768371
What is that hud he's using? I would love to have it.
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