>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>140631716
>hazed: Lesson for life: Question everything.
What did he mean by this?
i miss the old days when i was slightly better at this shit game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTl4HoBX6w
hiko is cute!
CUTE!!!
how fucked are these morons?
>>140768371
nothing more funny than a bald weeb
>>140768597
will there be cute boys
?
>>140768720
:))
Liquid kicked their new coach
https://twitter.com/Liquid_Hiko/status/726943944169283584
>>140768774
the meme keeps being true, what a world
>>140768774
>needing a coach for video games
>>140768774
he should get a dieting coach
>>140768731
it will probably be the biggest sausage fest mankind ever seen
rooRooookeke: @Odeag, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>>140768774
>get tr1p
>guy was legend in 1.6 but hasn't done anything in csgo
>woah this will totally work just like fr0d guys :^)
>>140769717
i don't think that is true
>>140768597
>a bunch of sweaty disgusting csgo playing redditors in a house for six days
seriously hope someone mistakes it for a immigrant house and burns it down
>>140771439
>1st
>2nd
>Runner up
what did he mean by this
>>140770805
>get s1mple
>decide to bring in another awper
>but he can't play in the major
>team harmony completely fucked
>people think s1mple is the bad guy
hiko some sort of retarded genius or something
>>140771439
is that slim jesus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
Anyone here good at betting? (predicting matches not roulettes)
Looking for a betting partner
>>140772065
nah, he was playing for Liquid when that picture was taken
>>140772065
I FUCK WITH SAVAGES YOU A FUCCBOI YOU CANT HANG
>>140768774
Liquid was getting fisted six ways to sunday before Hiko joined though.
Make this go viral
https://youtu.be/Dq6UODf7WYc
>>140773276
upvoted
>>140773182
and now they're splitting maps to splyce and losing to optic
>>140773182
>Killed C9
>Killing Liquid
>>140772023
NA scene is just full of cucks. They don't care about titles. They'd rather sit pretty and collect salary while re inacting high school levels of drama. About whos fee fee's are hurt and who's a meanie.
>>140773881
so when is prime matchmaking going to start?
you'd think they have enough players by now
>>140774335
tomorrow
>>140774508
Source
>>140774335
it started already friend
>Start from silver 4
>Work up to gnm
>rank wave
>now at silver 3
>this effectively erases all 925 hours of progress
just fuck my shit up
>>140775694
Inside my panties
>>140775860
I just played with a guy like that in my silver account, hilarious.
>>140775968
What was his name? EU or NA?
>>140776190
I'm not changing accounts for you
Which CS:GO team has had the worst fall from grace?
shit game
why do no cs pros bhop or kz?
>>140778065
mmmmmmmmmmm i dunnoo
>>140778065
either nip or fnatic currently
>>140778065
>>140779036
It's the major curse. Every team who wins a major falls into a slump.
QUICK
>you're queueing comp
what maps do you pick?
>>140779543
inferno dust mirage overpass cache
what chams are undetected by vac?
i'll only toggle when there's a smurf, i swear
>>140779543
vertigo, aztec
>>140772668
I've blindly bet on 1 match and won, do I qualify?
>>140779874memeware
>>140779543
mirage and train
reminder that there are no good players in mm
>be SEM
>just deranked
>lose 7/ 8 last matches
>dont derank
This is why i pray to gaben daily.
>>140780893
>nice knife on le lounge
>can't trade for a week cause keys on lockdown
fuck him tbqh
/CSGOG/ BTFO
>>140782014
>following memepersonalities
nys
>>140782014
when did we claim that?
>>140773838
That's why CLG are my boys, hiko can't fuck up my team with _/DM
>>140778065
NIP after Katowice 2015 were dogshit and onky even made it to finals by tilting choke masters TSM. It would've been fine if they were just quietly bad or retired but they were loud obnoxious ass blasted cuck about it and acted like analysts were bullying them for being shit so their fans would shit post on reddit about them. I was hoping they would retire this year but THREAT is actually a really good coach and now the reddit cunts are gonna stick around for another decade.
>tfw got to supreme
>tfw literally know no smokes, popflashes or even how to spray
Will any of those things actually help getting to global or am I stuck at supreme?
>>140779543
Mirage, inferno, cache, nuke
>>140783416
popflashes and sprays will help you carry and clutch and entry, some basic smokes are good for executes but let the shittier aimers or those with offgames throw the complicated smokes
Why hasn't dazed stopped biting his nails on stream?
You'd think being a streamer he would be more aware of how gross it looks and sounds.
who /silver/ here?
which would help me reach GE faster?
Watching Anime or fapping to traps?
>>140783938
there's nothing wrong with biting your nails
http://steamcommunity.com/id/steamfagthread/
add my alt for deranking
we about to do some strat roullete
need 1-2 more
>>140784284
fapping to 2D traps you baka
>>140784914
haha hahaha fucking called it
How can I pull gun skins from CS:GO and view them in Photoshop?
>>140784375
Except that it looks and sounds gross, and putting your hands in your mouth all the time is unsanitary.
Fine if you're by yourself but broadcasting your face to thousands of people while doing it is inappropriate and unprofessional besides being disgusting.
>>140785086
whoa dude, you're that highly intelligent guy from reddit aren't you?
>>140785235
no, i called that you were your """"""friend"""""
>>140785165
spotted the faggy germaphobe. i bet you clip your fingernails pussy.
>>140785353
You have profound insight. I can tell you're extremely intelligent.
>>140785535
thanks bro, you're a classy dude and i'm sure very popular with others
Name the 6 shittiest CSGO skins you know
And name the 3 best and/or favourite skins
>>140787270
hyperbeast
asiimov
fuel injector
frontside misty
chantico's fire
safari mesh
----
red lam
graphite
stainless
>>140783416
Sounds like you're the average smfc
>>140785086
called what senpai
>>140787270
Hyper Beast
Fuel Injector
Vulcan
Lightning Strike
Wings
Elite Crew
Red Laminate
Bulldozer
Pilot
>>140785353
no nigga that's MY alt
my friends alt is my friends alt
hey I just started playing not too long ago and I'm running into a shitton of hackers in my unranked standard games. for a while I figured they were just really good players but the system keeps VAC banning people mid game and there's often 1 guy who everyone in the lobby knows is hacking because they're tracing people through walls
anyway my question is do I report these people? I know in dota (which is made by valve and also uses vac) your reports are weighted much lower if you report frequently so idk if I should even bother reporting if inside a day of play I've submitted too many for the system to give a fuck about it. I figure if I report someone and they do get VACd it doesn't hold it against me but idk to be honest
>>140787270
jaguar
fire serp
aquamarine
scorched
kill confirmed
black lam
graphite
twilight galaxy
>he doesn't play casual with animefams
>>140790995
>he actually play the game
so what did you guys have for dinner?
>>140779543
nuke, office
>>140787270
Chantico's Fire
Fire Serpent
Basilisk
Vulcan
Jaguar
Griffin
>>140793783
whoops i forgot my 3 favorites
Hydroponic
Master Piece
Corticera
>>140787270
All of them
------------
None of them
>lost literally everything at the chokefest of a major
>rage bet my last betting skin day after and lose it to
>back to cents
>worked my way up to 45$ worth
>its all in 1-3$ skins
what would be the most efficient way of trading them up to shit worth 5-10$ for better bets
>>140793169
ur mums pussy ;)
>>140794872
was it good
>>140795031
no ;(
>>140768137
Based tyloo
>>140790995
>wasting time in casual
is this a meme?
>>140768774
hes the only american make it to like 4 major playoffs and 2 times Semi at major,
>>140797252
>>140790995
This
why the fuck would you play casual
>>140790995
>t fw noone to play casual or community server with for fun
Why does everyone tell me to "go suck a cock" like its some kind of insult and not what I wish I was doing right now?
>>140787270
-Worst
Hyper Beast
Vulcan
Frontside Misty
Basilisk
Point Disarray
Scorched
Worm God
-Best
Poseidon
Tiger Tooth
Redline with red stickers
>>140797669
post ur profile
How the fuck does Counter-Strike: Source feel so much more fluid and responsive than GO?
Positional sound actually works, too.
s1mple still contracted with liquid what
did slavnigger straight up just say fuck u guys im leaving
>Can't get past MGE/DMG
>start using faceit, teammates are not completely retarded
>Carry every game and win 90% of the time
Why is Valve MM such a meme?
>>140800190
they said in the announcement that he's still a streamer under liquid's name, nothing else
>>140799173
Why? Why dont you post yours? Are you from europe?
post aks
rate aks
>>140801537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>>140801586
thx
>>140801537
I bought it with the Drug War sticker and I can't bring myself to scrape it off.
>>140797252
>>140797556
>competitive extreme game modes for hardcore gamers such as myself
This is how embarrassing you are.
>Come home
>see this
what do?
>>140802063
make a new account
>>140802141
How will I regain my standing in the CS:GO community??
>>140802141
no~
>>140801537
Removed nametag set by previous owner.
>>140802318
>>140801537
1/10, redline is shit
>>140802318
Is that a foil or standard?
>play lefty because autism
>all my stickers are fucked up but i know they look good for everyone else
>>140802404
Post ur ak then dickface I bet it's a vulcunt idiot IDIOT.
>>140802470
>>140801932
this one
my other ak is a wasteland rebel ft with the same nametag
>>140802446
Holo.
>>140802530
Dank my man
Shame its on an ak and redline at that
>>140801984
>le casual anime kid
lol
>>140801984
casual is just boring
10v10 shitfest with gay cams and spectating everyone
>>140803004
thats what cs was for like 15 years and what all the nostalgic 1.6 and source kids are nostalgic about
>>140803004
did you never play css or 1.6?
how bad does it need to be for cloud 9 to finally disband?
>>140802063
Whats this?
>>140802318
What map is this?
>>140803175
Been playing both for almost 10 years, but I either played pugs, leagues or community servers that didnt have 30 players.
Anything too far above 5v5 just devolves into a clusterfuck filled with campers.
If you want a more casual experience I'd try community comp servers which have better players, are 128 tick and don't have the stupid casual settings.
>>140803307
5v5 was around 1% of all games played in 1.6 and source yet everybody claims they were playing pugs leagues in the "good ol days"
>>140802893
>>140803004
gobabs detected
>>140803362
Dude it's okay if you enjoy what casual offers.
Just saying I think it's really boring since people just camp, it has stupid settings and it's just a clusterfuck.
>>140800219
Faceit is full of novas and mg1 shitters.
>>140803448
I dont play casual and I'm not the guy you were replying to, its the revisionist history about cs that pisses me off
casual is literally the game mode most representative of what cs has always been, 5v5 was a tiny minority until csgo
>>140801537
7/10
>>140801932
6/10
>>140802318
8.5/10
>>140802318
WHICH MAP IS THIS CMON
>>140803516
Who cares what it was most representative.
Yes a lot of people played on shitty 40 man servers, but that doesn't have anything to do with me saying that I find this mode boring and enjoy a more competitive setting that doesn't revolve around waiting on spawn for people to run into your crosshair.
>>140803762
I can't count the times I've seen this image posted.
>>140801537
>>140804034
>>140804115
nevermind, archive says 4
fat-fingered the post delete button somehow
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/TkC2vgxGX-wMKYHOIVqfHA/
too many reddit here
I can't stop gambling.
Someone help me.
![e80c3f784d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WanvJrM.jpg "e80c3f784d[1].jpg")
>>140801537
>>140804115
>>140804227
No way it's only 4.
>>140803448
>claims to be good at cs
>uses "camp" unironically
>>140804654
Camping is a thing even if 99% of the community uses the term wrong.
There's no tactical advantage to be gained by sitting on t spawn with bomb for the entire round.
just went all in £50 and i won
>>140804894
I dont gamble at all because I already have lots of money and everything I want lol
>>140804952
sure you do buddy
>>140805042
it makes me hard when people say my life is so great that its unbelievable I should tell you more about myself
6'5
210 lbs, single digit body fat
blonde hair
blue eyes
loving gf
tell me I'm too good to be true
>>140804952
beta af
>>140805135
>6'5
lanklet
>210 lbs, single digit body fat
this is good how? you're literally just a healthy weight
>blonde hair
lol
>blue eyes
shit tier, green is where it's at
>loving gf
something which 75% of the world has
>tell me I'm too good to be true
you're literally average
Have they changed the ranking system? I used to be silver 3 but I just won a game and now I'm silver 1.
>>140806485
how are you silver? i'm gn2 with 250 hours, 10 wins, and most of those hours spent on casual, inventory screen, or surf servers.
>>140806660
That's the ranking they put me in. I have 65 hours and 18 wins. This is the first comp game I've played since they brought in that level 3 bullshit which seems to have affected the rankings.
>>140768348
For some reason, somebody who plays videogames for a living (and isn't even good at it) thinks he can give life lessons to other people.
That guy really is a pretentious faggots.
>>140787270
case harderdened
safari mesh
frindside misty
hyper beast
kill confirmed
fire serpent
redline
crimson web
rust coat
>>140773881
That's NA for everything. Not just CS.
>>140779543
dsut inferno dnuke
>>140779543
Mirage inferno overpass cbble cache
Does anyone here have or know anyone selling a High Tier Blue Gem AK/57. I am willing to pay top dollar for them.
>>140808836 why lmao
>>140809115
I am a collector.
>>140808836
>he """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''collects"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""rare"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'skins"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>140809217
get a life
>>140809217
buy my green scout abyss
it's stattrak
https://opsk.in/i/b5nqb
>mfw trolling the tryhards in esea
>mfw they kick me
>mfw i get them banned
these virgins lel
is this image still being posted? i made it on 5/8/2014 9:34:39
>>140810379
i posted it a few days ago
thanks moe assad
>>140810434
I am having a stroke at this very moment after missing 3 point blank shots on nip
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a cola but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor ask pronax to hand me one
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
has anybody posted anything about imcute (anime faggots) in a while? which one was the pedo, siz or tali?
>>140803281
Why?
>its so much fun watching them fail so bad while americucks literally suck the shit out of their ass
>>140811415
all of em
>>140810379
thanks moe assad
>>140810379
Is that really moe? Looks so.. Younglike and not fat
nice ded thread gotards
fuck i'm so bored
esports when
>>140816813
Kiss me
For entertainment and new upcoming esport
>>140816813
friday DH Austin
how do I get good?
When's the next sale?
any games for watching today
need something to stave off these suicide cravings
>>140817368
watch anime
Anybody on here actually good? I feel like this thread is always betters (silvers) and skin collectors (silvers) and anime fags (silvers)
>>140819307
yeah theres a few semipros here and some pretty high up pug players
even though most of the noise here is from less skilled players/cheaters I mean this is a hangout for desperate losers theres people here who have sunk like 4k hours into this shit
>>140819138
um I already do, and I meant actual answer, thanks bud
>>140819658
>and I meant actual answer
You got a real answer.
>>140819938
please don't respond to me ever again, thanks.
guys I asked my gf over tonight and she made up some excuse and now she hasnt responded in 2 hours even though I know she saw the text whats happening
THE DOGG THAT DON'T PEE ON TREESIS A BITCH
is it autism?
>>140810379
thanks moe assad
>>140821180
he literally has aspergers
>Get CS cause work friend plays
>Play a couple games with work friend
>Won't play with me eventually cause apparently garbo
>He's GN4
>I get GN3
I know people don't care about blogs but it felt really good being only a rank below him with far less playing time.
>>140821472
subscribed
eagerly await your next post
>>140821472
>gn4 who doesnt wanna play with someone cuz he thinks hes better
lmaoing
>>140821472
ranks in cs are pretty fucked up around high silver to low mg theres a legit chance you two are in completely different skill groups
>>140819138
>mfw some pathetic little sissy posted anime near me
Daily reminder that Tech9 and 5-7 are broken.
Tech 9
-Accurate on the run
-One shot kill to the head
-24 bullets
-Reload speed 2.5s
-price tag $500
5-7
-God like accurate on the run-
-one shot to the head = Death
-reload speed 2.1s
-price tag $500
Most Broken set up ever.
-Priceless, MasterCard understands why doesn't Valve
Dream Team
Hiko
Shroud
FODDER
Yam
Dazed
>>140803764
Black gold prolly
>>140822616
the 5-7 is fucking retarded
I'd literally rather have it than a famas or most smgs in most situations
dont really think the tek9 is that bad any more though
>>140822637
I found it already, sorry
If anyone else is intersted its 'skin screenshot map' in the workshop
>>140822616
tec9 really isn't overpowered, it's accuracy makes it to the five-seven what the clock is to the usp.
>>140822679
It's worse than the 5-7, but it's very easy to counter since you almost always kniw when the enemy will have one over an AK
>>140822679
>5-7
>not cz
hi silver
>>140822957
>24 bullets
>about as good as the nova at range
maybe on inferno or mirage, but otherwise nah mate
>>140822957
yeah nah
>>140820493
Dump her she's a bitch!!!!
>>140824182
its ok now she sent me a text 15 mins ago that shes coming over soon and we're going to watch game of thrones together
>>140824256
ok nvm good job anon u don't have to dump her.. yet
>>140822190
why doesnt csgog have more meme frogposters
>>140823627
t. silver 1
>>140824375
We aren't the city dump.
>>140824503
I havent played matchmaking in over 2 years
>>140824503
>ignores the post actually making any arguments
>>140824554
but we are?
>>140824775
>arguments
cz is better than 57 at range and better at close range as well
only worse vs multiple enemies but you shouldnt have the time to get more kills anyway against decent players
>>140824775
>bothering to make arguments
>on csgog
but why?
>>140824819
yeah nah
hey guys who here is excited for DH Austin im so excited my stomach hurts!!!
>>140824852
>you shouldn't have time to get more kills against decent players
how's it going down there in silver? still using your crutchz-75?
>>140825110
>>140825157
who care........................
who care....................
>>140825157
Aww come back 2 bed :3
>>140825864
who care...........
>>140825912
My meme
GUARDIAN STREAM :DDD
>>140822616
>Tech9
>>140822679
>tek9
You fuckers need to pay attention for ONE fucking second and realize it's TEC-9
>be bad
>suck on nicos toes
>get good
>win
>>140827275
>nico
>good
lfmao get cucked by karrigan
>>140806660
>questioning silver from gold nova
fucking lmao it really does happen
>>140826982
who care................
>>140827441
who care................
pea's nudes anyone? ? ? ?
>>140827729
who care...........
>>140828260
who care..............
fkin hell e-frag are playing with nigger who has vacban
>>140829107
hey man, just wondering how 2014 is
watch out for ISIS!!!
>>140828260
this 4/10 needs to learn his place
ugly fuck
>>140829264
its why you never go for a "gamer girl" or a girl in any male dominated setting
these 3/10s have the bitchiness personalities of 9/10s because of scarcity and the over attention they get
ez for professional eSports organization ENCE E-sports containing of AWPer Aleksi "Allu" Jalli, ingame leader Mikko "xartE" Välimaa, rifler Miikka "suNny" Kemppi, allround player Juho "Juhob" Lampinen & the mad fragger Tom "stonde" Glad from the finnish eSports organization ENCE e-sports from the nordic country Finland.
>he doesn't subscribe for CS:GO Prime
:) lol
>>140830252
>he fell for the jewish trick
=)
How do I fight the urge to blow extra money on cases?
>>140826982
baited for this exact response
>>140825178
lol
>>140831037
do it until you learn better for good
>>140831037
addiction to gambling is largely genetic you can't help that you have poor impulse control
