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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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>Game Enhancements
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>140528048
Office is a great map
<dank meme>
webm of byali being blatant?
>>140632243
>>140632103
Traps aren't evil dogger
Go away gay
>>140632456
coming right up
is missharvey guy dead
>>140632456
>>140632478
>>140632916
stress of moment ))
>>140632916
Elegiggle hax elegiggle!
max on CLG adren is back to being a bot since s1mple left
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>140632916
Hello silver
he's obviously anticipating a flashbang but then realizes that the enemies are rushing so turns back
>>140632916
>people who think this is suspicious are allowed to overwatch
>>140632838
hes a nigger so he probably got shot by gang member or got aids
>>140633541
>>140633671
t. nova 2
>>140633541
This, I am global and everyone knows you're supposed to avoid flashes even in the middle of sprays at the enemy in front of you.
Let us keep this a clean thread. No gayness. That is forbidden love. We don't do that stuff.
Dream Team
FODDER
Hiko
Shroud
Dazed
Yam
Why isnt moe on echofox anymore? Did they get rid of the fattie?
>>140634308
he stepped down because he finally realized he is shit and it would be better for his brand if he just streamed
>tfw you're forever stuck in Gold Smurfs range
>top frag or get anal pained every game
>forever stuck
>>140632478
>>140632916
>didn't even make it in slowmo
why even bother shitting up the thread if you're not going to do it properly?
>>140634308
he got married
>>140634159
man just the thought of getting those guys into a room together and just pump gas into said room gives me a semi
>140634159
Man you really like this unfunny meme
>>140634761
he is of anticipation the flash, gosh
STOP WATCHING ANIME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>be shit
>drop 8rws per game
>change xhair
>drop 11+rws per game
uugh gotards?
>>140635268
is hokkei ok?
who is the uncle cracker of csgo
>>140634775
I don't think you know a single player I just said. The only one you probably recognized is Dazed. I bet you gamble. That's the only reason you know about CSGO. Commit soduko or go back to dota or LoL
>>140635909
how would i know about dazed and not hiko or shroud? that doesn't make a lick of sense
>>140636021
I don't know you tell me Dota player.
>>140634761
>>140636576
>>140637214
>>140636576
>using browsers
>2 two man stacks and 1 one man stack get matched against a 5 man "clan"
>we roll them hard
>they literally start crying cheats after 5 rounds
>"reported on game and steam" every round
These guys will surely make it to the major within the year
lmao
WHEN I BUST MY GAT MOTHAFUCKAS TAKE DIRT NAPS
>>140637575
What does add to reading list actually do?
I got an iphone like 2 months ago and have never used that thing
>the anime likes you
>>140637749
just another word for a bookmark
>>140637749
Adds it a list that marks them read or unread
Its a tab under the history icon
Anyone know what is the cheapest and safest way (means it won't screw up your main account) to get a vac ban? I want to add a vac record on my smurf account just to tilt those silvers.
>>140637953
>>140637953
Probably mw
Then delete mw from your games so it looks like csgo
>>140637953
tf2
>>140637953
download tf2 and lmaobox
don't even have to spend money on a game
>>140638356
or you could make your profile private/friends only so they don't see your hours/games
>>140634761
i wish we could just hand out lifetime bans for this kind of shit
cheaters don't deserve to play the game, especially not on a competitive level where they receive compensation and praise
>>140632103
Go away evil dogger
>>140634761
>>140641185
Are people trolling or just this autistic? This is what a perfectly normal flick looks like. The T jiggle peeked and they were throwing nades, he knew Ts were going to push any moment.
>>140642262
it's not that he shot the first guy, that's obviously normal
it's when he holds down his aimlock key and his game tries to shoot the guy who he hasn't seen yet through the wall despite that being clearly a bad play when there's someone actively shooting him that he should try to kill
>>140642474
stay fizzy, pupper
Liquid or clg
>>140642718
>betting on NA coinflips
>>140642503
Why would his aim key lock on to the third person?
This is the same thing I see with every flusha "cheating" clip- his pro tier aimlock doesn't have visibility check, distance check or even a check for proximity to crosshair? It just locks to a random opponent every time?
jesus man
how many fucking games am i going to have to play to get back to my old rank of LEM I had 1 year ago
got placed at GNM took me 8 one sided stomps to get promoted to mg1 and i'm tired of directing people how to play
>>140643220
>mfw if I ever having had to witness GN
>join ffa dm
>get absolutely destroyed every time
Jesus Christ how do I get better at this game? I'm a GN4 shitter
>>140643614
play 1v1
>>140643614
play against bots
>Tfw stuck at MG1
How do i get good? I feel like I do alright but never amazing.
>>140643614
just run around aiming but don't shoot back. work on your movement u degenerate
>>140643614
lowers sens, get big mousepad, get good mouse
basically play ffa dm for 200 hours
>>140644157
>low sens meme
Hehehehehe
>>140644597
if he's gn4 he probably has a retardedly high sens
>>140643614
play more
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE BIGGEST VAC WAVE HAPPENED
11000 THOUSAND BANNED TODAY AND COUNTING
What is single worst issue with CS:GO? Objectively, not memey.
>>140645149
The audio
Honorable mentions:
Running and jumping accuracy
>>140645012
>you were too unlucky to ever get anything good from crates
>meanwhile this faggot had a $18k item of which only ~6 exist in the world on his account and used hacks on it
are there any fun servers for csgo besides zombies
>>140643974
you have to dedicate yourself to the game, spend a lot of time and energy to learn how to play better, understand the meta, work with teammates and deceive opponents etxc
>>140645149
hackers in the professional scene
runner-up: hit registration
>>140645698
1v1 is fun if you're good
>>140645831
>complaining about reg
>not interp
>>140645149
running and jumping accuracy especially with pistols
>>140645149
awp still being in the game
┻┳|
┳┻|_
┻┳| •.•) Hiko,is fnatic gone?
┳┻|⊂ﾉ
┻┳|
/﹋\
(҂`_´) -NOPE,SON GET BACK IN YOUR BEDROOM
<,︻╦╤─ ҉
/﹋\
hey does anyone have the link to that one old ass CS1.6 video where a kid screams "stop shooting me, fuck, AHHHHHHHHHH"
Is DMG a good rank to start doing ESEA or Faceit? I want to face better players than me. I watch streams and shit and I feel like these guys aren't doing anything better. Just slightly better at spray control.
ded game
ded general
i just witnessed a cyberbullying from elige AMA
>>140647605
FUCKING DO IT PUSSY
I started esea at dmg/welfare lem, you'll be fine.
You'll get shit on sometimes but playing against competent opponents who do things that make sense is nice. Aim skill isn't too important, an understanding of teamplay and rotates is a bigger deal.
Remember your teammates will be shit talking you so you get better, not just because of insecurity like valve mm, so don't cry.
>go back to mm hell yet again
>after losing the first 3 rounds one guy starts screaming "GG NOOB TEAM KICK ME" and griefing
>>140645149
Other valve games exist
>>140648602
based elige
>>140647320
please?
>>140648789
Sometimes I wonder why I don't play Dota. Like, it's superior to CS:GO in every way. 0 hacks, constant updates, skillbased. what's not to like
>you will never hit up a comfy toronto lan with steel as your teammate
>0.8 kdr in ffa dm
killing self brb
>>140645149
Audio (positional sound + gunshots and SFX in general)
Is TSM seriously gonna lose this BO3? Fuck Autimatic fucking piece of shit.
>>140650618
how much my man?
>>140650618
>he fell for the NA coinflip meme
>>140650673
>>140649316
Imagine playing a game you think is superior to every game ever made but everyone else considers it trash and loves a shitter version. Now make that a person and you have dota and the dota fanbase.
>>140650293
>going negative in any dm
Fucking kek
>>140651679
technicaly speaking 0.8 is a positive number... it's >0 after all :^)
>>140652264
BTFO
>>140651679y u so mean to me :(
>>140650854
damn bruh that's rough
do csgo devs visit this place
>>140652264
and the spread is negative, retard
>>140652623
yea we get our lol on here
did tsm just fucking lose an anti-eco?
with the bomb pushing B?
by itself?
what the FUCKKKKKK am i watching
>>140652623
I hope they visit six feet under
what meme binds does yall have
>>140653485
communication is the key to success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>140653485
bind w "+forward; getout"
bind s "+back; getout"
bind a "+moveleft; getout"
bind d "+moveright; getout"
holy fuck TSM are atrocious
pray for this anon >>140650854
[*]
>>140647605
Im a SEM and i sometimes play faceit. Your rank shouldn't really matter as long as you dont solo queue. Get a full team of friends that have teamwork and unless the other side is hacking or they played at mlg colombus you can't lose.
I'm a new player and don't want to ruin ranked games but I'm so sick of playing on fucking dust2. is there a way to block maps without queuing ranked? it'd also be cool to play with the competitive ruleset, but again I don't want to ruin other people's ranked games
>>140645149
playerbase is too retarded to even know how to play the game right so they complain about features instead of getting good.
>>140653485
why is it a normie meme to have multiple irrelevant chat binds to spam if anyone posts one in chat?
Is it to show how many memes you have that no one understands?
>>140654052
Play Faceit or CEVO. They were made so casuals can practice under a competitive ruleset.
>>140654052
are you serious on this question? just go and play that ranked, you won't ruin anything.
>>140654272
how do I webm senpai
>>140654052
your first few games in ranked will be against people who are just as bad as you, maybe worse
trust me, just jump in
once you get your rank it'll eventually balance out, just make sure to play a variety of maps
>>140654052
you won't ruin shit famalam, play ranked
What the fuck was that by sick?
>>140654341
You just record the game and when you choose to input a pic on the 'chon it will ask you what time frame you want to upload then it automatically converts it to a webm on upload.
AAHAHAHAHAH
TSM ARE SO FUCKING BAD
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>140645149
The fact that Tech 9 and Five-Sevens have 20+ magazine, cost 500 and can kill with a single tap to the head. Also they are accurate when running. This puts the M4 in a bad situation.
Tech 9 reload time 2.5s
Five-Seven reload time 2.1s
M4 reload time 3.1s
>>140654574
I mean from demos
>>140654719
Demos are for fags I roll shadowplay
>>140654685
Reminder the cz was worse
Reminder he tec9 got nerfed
>>140645149
Jump scouting or inability to catch hackers and smurfs at lower levels
>>140645831
t. Silver 2
>>140646208
Kind of. The p250 and tec need a bit of a nerf in that area but outside of that it seems alright
>>140646469
t. Pronax
>>140648789
Other valve games will follow the same route. It happened to tf2, its soon to happen to GO, and dota is next.
>>140650360
This although the AWP sound is pretty nice+ it scares the fuck out of some people
>>140654095
THIS
>>140654685
Also this
>using the five seven and not the CZ
>>140654863
Five-seveN is the best pistol in the game though, CZ is second best but the Tec-9 is garbage.
>>140632103
go away evil dogger
>>140654863
nice blog
>>140655180
t. CSGO dev
>>140654863
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>140655272
Kek
>>140655391
>cant take opinions that differ from yours
See
>>140655272
You're at a lan when this guy shows up
>ey witeboi, put the money in the bag and we aint got no problems
wat do?
>>140656460
>money
>not cheeseburgers
>>140656460
Remind him that my people turned his into ashes
Who /all-in CLG/ here?
na insider here
ama
>>140656775
>na insider
literally fucking nothing
>>140654095
>>140654272
>>140654574
>>140655014
>it's another tornmonster spams his webms episode
Could be worse
>>140656861
no i'm not jordan
>>140656775
how much anime should I watch
>>140657170
only a few each season
>>140657170
it's just a meme, don't get scammed from your time you could put into hard training, bro.
>>140657549
i don't blieve this one, you are probably misleading me so I don't take your spot
Anybody else defending our game in /v/? They are shitting on it again
Just got two name tags.
Odd numbers name my AK redline
Even names my Bright Blue.
>people are STILL not using 4:3
kekkle
>>140658131
>actually playing cs
lol
>>140657989
go full autism and name 1st one #01, and the second one #02.
>>140658173
cs is shit game but that post guarantees mad kids justifying their res :^)
>>140656747
I went all inthe only 6c I had
>>140658131
fun thing is that i unironically use 4:3... but it's because i have realy old monitor
–]warm20 3 points 3 hours ago
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>>140658513
i used to play 4:3 veritcal black bars on a crt lmao
Dear anons, we regret to inform you that out next game will be late because @clgaming are idiots and started a scrim during vetos
insiderbro out
>CLG is late
>panel says "CLG get your shit together"
top kek
>>140658650
i have no black bars tho, the monitor has this perfect 4:3 ratio
>>140658945
yeah my old crt was distorted without them.
need to buy a hdmi to vga cable, 60hz is fucking awful after being used to 160hz.
>this clown of a caster thinking he's able to scold CLG on being unprofessional without looking like an hypocritical cunt
This is how professional NA CS is
>>140656975
are you implying my episodes are bad?
>>140659470
I'm saying there are worse csgog episodes than your webm spam.
Also why did gro/v/e meme server die?
>>140659470
>that viewmodel
>that res
>that crosshair
>everything
suicide is an option
>>140659731
Everyone including me just got bored of CS I guess :/
>>140659746
kill command doesn't work in comp anymore.
>>140659447
NA CS """professionals"""".
>>140659447
>this faggot that never calls the actual games and makes gay jokes all match thinks he can talk about others
Alright guys, gona go eat so I'm giving this thread a free bump, but also I need something new to watch while I eat.
I'll take all suggestions but I don't like anime, so if you're going to suggest an anime don't suggest a shit one.
>>140660679
pls can you use an id so i can filter you
nothin' personnel, kid :^)
>>140660679
leon the professional is a good movie
>>140660679
>I don't like anime
>>140660679
i am pretty amazed you even putso tinyeffort to do those webmz of just random frags from random matches
they aren't funny nor skillful, yet not that bad, just some random blatant frags
my question is: for what reason? make a fucking frag-movie and upload it on YT ffs
>>140660823
My webms are my ID ;)
>>140660848
Not really in a movie mood but I'll put a pin in it
>>140660984
90% of anime is trash made to pander to virgins and weebs with no friends who need to pretend """cute""" cartoon girls are their friends. I only watch good anime like GitS or Ajin.
>>140661262
I don't care enough to do that, but the world has to see what a mediocre player I am.
>>140661421
>good anime
>gits
>Ajin
Ask me how I know you were born in 91. Just ask me.
tfw I encouraged my friend to bet 30 dollars on csgowild and he lost it all in 2 flips
feels bad man
>>140661421
medicore and plain content, but a content nevertheless
Someone offered a Flip Urban FT for my Gut Stained MW, should I take it?
>>140661421
>I only watch good anime like GitS or Ajin
This is bait.
>>140661574
How do you know I was born in 91?
>>140661857
More content than the rest of this board, am I right?
>>140661868
Yes the gutknife looks even shittier than the flip, and no, my quality opinions are not bait, even if you think they are.
>>140663035
hey faggot i thought you were gonna go eat but you're still here
>>140663241
I just go back, I had:
>Baked chicken
>White rice w/ cesar salad dressing
>Chicken-flavored stovetop stuffing
>Leftover yams from last night
Also I settled on watching an episode ofPickle and Peanut
>>140663035
>More content than the rest of this board, am I right?
correct, yet i would be conflicted if i encouraged you to do more, pls, it's enough
Clg or liquid on d2?
>>140665141
clg
who won cobb les? score on the ticker says clg, with jdm killing eveyone, but the map picks score says liquid
wtf?
>>140665141
clg pls
>>140665384
clg won the first map, hltv is being dumb
>>140666701
why is sado so cute bros?
how do i kill people in this game, everytime i shoot my bullets dont go where i want them to
>>140667674
uninstall and buy call of duty
>>140667674
buy some vodka and ky and come over to my place and we'll figure it out
>>140667674
watch zootopia
>>140667674
watch k-on
>>140668704
simply epic
>>140668704
this is not the symbol of islam, rather it is the symbol of the ottoman empire and has been mistaken as the symbol of islam since antiquity. "symbols" meant to represent religious entities are forbidden in islam
>>140668704
ummm it's just a bunch of squares....?!
>>140668818
tarik is turkish
>>140667674
how is that even possibly?
>>140668704
fuck off frenchie
>>140669267
idk this game is bad dude like i shoot and people dont die and i see blood but i see no hits after i am killed and the damage thing comes up
>>140669278
is this webm from that night moe got fucked up on sleep meds and said csgo looked like minecraft?
>>140669362
uh sure
>>140669362
huh?
>koosta named his AK attack on titan
-our guy
+reddit's guy
>>140667674
>Get a desktop with a last-gen or newer I5 or better CPU and 750ti or better GPU
>Get internet that isn't shit
>Get a mouse that isn't shit (Zowie fk series, SteelSeries Rival, Final Mouse, maybe Deathadders, etc) and a mousepad that isn't shit
>DM as much as you can. At least 4 hours a day, take a 10 min break after every hour to do stretches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiRC80FJbHU and walk and drink water and take a piss
>Play FFA DM community servers that are NOT headshot only if you're NA then fragshack and NetcodeGuides have about the best servers. Generally full when people in that region get off work until like 11 at night, but you can get in with autojoin and some patience
>Continue until you're good
>Cut back on the practice and just do like 15 min before you play to keep in shape and play comp the rest of the time
>>140670401
>. Generally full when people in that region get off work until like 11 at night,
maybe for like 30 minutes. when i used to play on fragshack, it would empty our 11-12am. 6-9 was the fullest
>>140670401
my rig isnt the problem lad the game is bad
>>140670557
YOU'RE bad.
Practice more you fucktard. Don't full spray if you don't know the spray patterns. Don't move when you are shooting a rifle or the bullets go fucking everywhere.
>>140670356
when was he ever our guy
>>140670631
i dont i stand still and i have my crosshair over the enemy and i am in either close or medium range. like you'd think with 77 matches won i'd know this shit but i cannot consistently get kills because this game is bad
>>140670636
back on nme
>>140670712
If you're NA i'll fucking sit in a private server with you and try to help you understand shooting mechanics better. Honestly if everything you're saying is true you just have shit internet.
/id/autismspeaks
tfw everyone says my ak is super nice but i dont know how much its worth
>>140670904
what is it
>>140670960
i added another kawaii killer to it though
>>140670827
i dont think my internet is the problem
>>140671090
doesn't look like anything special
>>140671374
yeah i don't think it does either, which is even more confusing.
>>140670827
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>140671090
it's a pretty nice pattern for a case hardened, there's a lot of blue which is what people like
>>140671451
some people really like CH AKs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10097460
please vote IMPORTANT!
fuck, fallen is goooood
tfw no moe stream
>>140671090
I like the way the blue follows down the magazine. Probably worth a decent amount dude. Looks good.
>>140673340
it's a good feel
I really really wanna go all-in on SK...what do you think?
>>140674440
it's a coinflip, both teams have been on form as underdogs all weekend but I guess put a small bet on SK since they will pay out better
>>140675112
You're right, probably best to skip, ended up putting literal crap on SK
I like both teams so whatever
>>140673180
Someone figured out it has no vote detection :^)
who /silver/ here
>>140676810
silver 2
>>140676810
silver 3
>>140676810
Silver 4
>>140676810
silver 5
>>140676810
silver 6
>>140676810
silver 7
>>140676810
silver 8
https://twitter.com/freakazoid_tv/status/726652854174289921
he's back at it again
5 names it
>>140654095
I want your GUI config
pls gib
>>140680963
/csgog/
>>140680963
>71 wins
>gold nova master
>>140680963
get your lol on
>>140681436
Welcome to the wonderful world of smurfing.
![ChPNS8MW0AAjpK9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eb8LsJg.jpg "ChPNS8MW0AAjpK9[1].jpg")
I'm a NiP fanboy, but really?
The logo is cool I guess, but adding the name...
>>140682832
>goes to japan
>shows people his cool tattoo
>gets his asshole beaten in
