The thread died literally as I hit post edition
>Whats New:
Balance patch:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20102776/heroes-of-the-storm-balance-update-notes-april-27-2016-4-27-2016
>where do I find you panda-loving faggots
/join /vg/
>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/
Previous thread: rip
what the hell happened to the previous thread?
>>140750114
first for rexxar is actually fun when you rebind misha's leash to a more natural key
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
Anyone buy anything in the last week?
5th for Where's Broxigar?
>tfw playing less every week
Same deal op, i was about to post and it died, and it was on page 9 when it happened.
Damn, cocktail is completely dead huh?
So, how do you play Worgen Greymane? I literally never do that.
>>140752104
I use to play a lot, but tracer I haven't been able to queue up anymore. It's like the tracer player gets to have fun, but it sucks for everyone else.
Post your first hero page and others rate how much of a fag you are.
>>140752354
I'm on the same boat at least for soloq, i'm always up for playing with pals
>>140752710
>having your gall higher than you cho
Disgusting
>>140752710
>having your cho lower than you gall
I like your style
>>140752710
i just realised i haven't played soloQ in at least 2 months
>>140752710
The first row are all Males, do you hate females of something?
>we want to make level 20 talents powerful
>lunara gets a cleanse at level 20 on a 45 second CD that can't even remove stuns from lunara
>tracer gets a full heal every 20 seconds since her recall is already a cleanse and long range teleport that also makes her invulnerable for 1 second
Why not just take the status effect removal off recall baseline and remove the heal talent at 20 and then put the status effect clear on that talent instead? She can still cleanse herself twice before lunara can cleanse once with her "powerful" level 20 talent.
Anyone else thinking of abandoning HOTS for Overwatch?
I never really liked the MOBA isometric view, I have been wishing for a really good MOBA style FPS for a really long time and Smite failed to deliver.
Also, it just feels like HOTS is a cash cow for Blizzshit, they don't REALLY care about it.
>>140753010
>>140753268
I only play cho'gall with a friend that has a warrior boner (straight outta wow) but has no idea about positioning and enjoys over extending.
It's pretty bad.
>>140753510
I love wimman famalam pic related
>>140753547
I picked up lunara recently and that thing dosen't feel like a 20 talent at all, maybe 16.
Sucks because that was one of the dryad core uses in w3, i like that she has a improved spell shield referencing the magic immunity.
>>140754086
Battleborne is more of an FPS moba, you might want to look into that.
>>140750494
It was so ded it actually died
The game is next
Okay, Worgen Greymane is fucking fun as all hell, I just end up feeding a lot more and I always think the cocktail's range is longer than it really is.
I do love the aim at minions in front of squishies minigame still.
get BUMPED
get shitted
The icon update killed the game. Everyone loved the old classic icons because they were tied t abilities they had been familiar with for years. These new ones killed the spirit of the game as the summation of Blizzard's franchises by cutting that link.
>>140758243
What they were thinking with uther holy shit, even the extra abilities you gain are all FUCKING YELLOW
PURE YELLOW AND OTHER COLORS THAT DON'T REMARK
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE PUKED ON THE ACTION BAR
Heroes who sync well.
>>140758665
>>140758243
I actually like a lot of the stylized icons. Murky's and Rexxar's are my favorites.
>>140758856
get fucked in the ass
Well, I bought Zag. Tips? She's the only good specialist I own, so I might not get as frustrated when I have that quest (Sgt. Hammer, Murky, TLV [Okay, they are good, but not when I play them], Gazlowe, Abathur).
Also, should I just buy Desert Queen right now or ease myself into it?
>>140758856
Tyrande + Diablo/Xul/ETC/KT/Mura/Thrall/Zag
god i miss pre-nerf Tyrande
>>140758856
Artanis and Tassadar, it's even themed
>Tass shields don't fuck up artanis own surges of shielding
>Just enough life leech that also applies to your W
Also he can spec into give him movspeed, but with the baseline ZC that may not be a must now, also beam + wall
>diablo - dehaka/anub
probably tyroneda goes better but i pop a boner when i get a good diablo and i'm playing those two, really weird if our team dosen't kill whatever we were groping, impaling and or licking
>>140759094
Some are great, i only really complain about uther (and anub'araks Q since they look like a bunch of dragon dildos, and locust is pretty meh). ETC was needed since he had the same as death coil, flamestrike an dwarf toss
How long until we die again?
>>140759527
>since they look like a bunch of dragon dildos
Kinky
>Azmo on team
>playing Jaina so I go lane with him to farm
>he took Seige
>playing late at night
>first game, a silenced player picked murky and is walking into towers
>no one said anything to him, beats me why he does it
>2nd game, a silenced player had last pick and got us Nova instead of the support we needed
>he spams ping all game
ok, that's enough HOTS for today
>>140761106
and?
>>140761171
>Pick Greymane into a Li ming
>Our last pick is Silenced but picks Khara when we needed a healer
>Keeps AFKing in lane, ignoring every objective and gets ganked repeatedly
>Get added after the game
>"I was feeding intentionally because you counterpicked yourself"
Why the fuck do i even play this shit anymore?
>>140761407
We won because Jaina stronk.
But I wasted my time getting mobs weak for him to nuke for no benefit.
>>140761574
this is not LoL
>>140758856
Tyrande combos well with like everyone
>>140762287
Except Illidan.
>>140762413
Poor illidan
The key to countering tracer isto not play the game
>mfw flamestrike KT
it's only a matter of time till it becomes the go to build
>>140763420
isn't it already?
i never play anything else unless i'm on battlefields of eternity and we lack siege damage on the objective, so I go for the AA build
>>140762413
KEKED AGAIN
>Haven't played in a few months.
>Li-Mangy Whore is still a sopping cuntrag.
>Tracer is completely obsolete by her existing despite coming out later.
What the fuck, Shillzard.
>Play Rexxar.
>Have fun.
>Win games.
I don't understand.
>>140752710
>>140752710
If only Li-Minge didn't exist.
>Azmodan dunking all over Cloud 9
>Best NA team
>>140758856
Cho and Gall
>>140752710
Yup.
>>140766603
Wow, genuine waifu fag.
>>140765742
>Tracer is completely obsolete by her existing despite coming out later.
???
Tracer absolutely shits on Lee ming. Any half decent tracer will dodge all her skillshots. and even the shitty ones dodge her skillshots on accident more often then not.
>>140752710
Rate my memes
>>140767568
I want to hate you for those 10 tracer & lemming with a <3 but you're an honorably viking
>>140752710
Where the FUCK is Superman???
>>140765742
Obviously a troll. Tracer completely counters li-ming, tracer is skillshot immune.
>>140767367
>fail to dodge skill shot
>lol recall
>>140753547
>yfw instead of nerfing tracer, they buff every other hero, and reduce the death timer
>>140752710
I need to play more azmo
>>140752710
Nothing but good tastes here.
>>140767979
>Muradin at 10
>Not purchased
10/10.
>>140767708
I love high mobility Ranged guys.
I fucking love tracer because of her mobility, But because she's so OP, everyone bans her and i can't blame them.
>>140769523
I see no point in buying him, literally free all the time also i played him a lot when he was the most broken warrior in the game.
>first ban: lunara
>2nd ban: gazlowe
>it's a silenced player
>he intentionally dies
remind me why I play this game again
no one ever gets banned for this shit
>>140771386
>not playing exclusively as a 5 man stack in QM
>>140752710
I'm just getting fucking robbed of wins at rank 13. Fucking retarded bans every time.
Is this common?
How proud should I be of it?
>>140759274
I love zagara but xul shits on them all
>>140773481
what am I looking for?
>>140773481
>he's under 3k qm mmr
>he takes qm seriously
>he never makes meme teams, picks shitty ults, or take ridiculous risks
>>140774239
But I always pick shit ults
My Morales losses are due primarily to the dropship
>>140773580
Ah, Xul took over Zag's spot?
I really would think all the vision the creep gives would keep her numba 1.
I hear that the Gravekeepr cries all the nights because he doesn't have a personal map NEVERMORE, isn't that just the saddest thing you've ever heard?
>>140759274
>desert queen
wait for it to go on sale
>tips
unlike most heroes zagara is pretty strong throughout most of the game. short of creep (which you need to learn how to place, destroying it is entry level and the mobility/healing is too good to just throw away) you dont get any particularly good mobility until 20
you are a great laner and can bully nearly anyone out with just W, and can lane clear and siege almost immediately. make sure your Q splash is hitting as many creeps as possible
you can solo siege mercs early and easily.
learn talents and when to use them. There are 3 viable picks at level 7
>>140774943
xul is very very strong but zag is still a fucking monstergirl
>>140774674
>he doesn't know the thrill of killing people with lasers as falstad
you don't know shit about the qm life
In your experience, what is the average intelligence of people playing QM compared to vs. AI?
>>140758856
Tychus and Morales.
Azmodan and Johanna.
Malfurion and Gazlowe.Abathur and Murky.
>This is my HL team
Just pencil me in for the lost fampai
>>140776148
that's a really fucking good team tho
assuming you assholes take the right ults anyways
>>140776148
you should win even without the crazy combo potential
>tracer is horribly out of position
>about to get stunned by enemy muradin and speared by sonya
>cleanse
>she fucks off before anything connects
i never know when to cleanse that bitch, she's always hopping around
So, BW is good right now, just hard to play?
I want more supports and the idea of BW is really appealing, but last time I tried to play as her (ages ago), I sucked balls.
>caster keeps saying "Miuradin"
Mur. It's "mur". Muuuuuuuurrrrrr
>>140776878
nah she's still shitty
only good with a good team comp that knows not to dive without knowing they will fuck shit up for sure, and that avoids as much unnecessary damage as possible
so basically, not in QM/HL
she's great at destroying divers with emerald wind though, always a great pick versus melee heavy teams. they get damaged AND stunned from it, heroes like artanis, arthas and butcher get absolutely destroyed
>>140776750
I just leave Tracers on my team alone. I don't have time to try and follow your position while I could be helping heroes that move like normal people. Decent tracers aren't getting CCd anyway.
Other than Illidan and Butcher, who else is a good hero to partner Abathur with?
I wish I could murder these fucking degenerate Abathur pickers in ranked who do absolutely fucking nothing, pick ultimate evolution, and say "it's only a game bro" as they completely fuck me and my rank.
I want to fucking slit these little cunts throats, so sick of these fucking retards.
>>140777597
>muh rank
Its only a game bro.
>>140777451
artanis
anything else, just go for the usual mine / push build
WHERE ARE THE TROLLS
THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TROLLS
>>140778789
What is Dehaka and the butcher?
and sometimes Illidan...
Maybe Blizzard should get around to releasing that futuistic map that was teased with Darth Leoric.
And get around to releasing that cool chess-themed map from the concept.
Lunara is so cute, I just want to hold her little hand
>be Li Li
>really, really need cleanse
>conjurer's pursuit and decreased cost on Q
>kung fu panda
>constant healing
>C O N S T A N T
>infinite mana
>we went from getting wrecked every teamfight to no one dying
feels good man
>>140778789
Rexxar throws axes. Zeebo does vodoo. They've been outsourced.
>mmr has fallen 300 pts since 4/26
Fuck you Tracer.
>>140776878
she can get a little crazy but it's more rewarding than hard. it's not like illidan where a beginner would get blown up or want to go do camps all game.
>>140777205
Damn. Oh well. Appreciate it.
Honestly for awhile it seemed like this game was growing, but now its just dying. How can Blizzard save this game?
Looking at this thread, I realized people actually use the little hearts on the hero collection page.
But why? Aren't the ones at the top of the list probably your favorites anyways? I am confused.
>>140782331
Bikini skins.
ARAM has legit made me play a lot a lot more HOTS. I know it is a retarded game mode, but I play QM for all my quests and then I can play a low pressure, silly game mode without being bored to tears like vs. AI.
>your etc goes stagedive
>>140782331
the super secret conference in LA that pros/streamers are at is discussing the Heroes 2.0 "relaunch" that brings season 1, two more maps, and some other stuff. that's what they're banking on.
you heard it here first
>>140783717
>play aram
>people tryhard and get salty when they lose
>Have to play Badheart Bay.
>It's another 2 Li-Ming game.
>Ours sucks, theirs wrecks.
Did I, like, not leave for two months, or what?
>>140779791
>conjurer's pursuit
>decreased mana cost on Q
Pick one as they contradict each other. You miss out on The Good Stuff which is always fantastic.
>>140785415
>kael'thas OP
>garden of terror sucks
>leave game for a year
>come back
>kael'thas OP
>garden of terror sucks
>>140785601
They fixed Garden of Terror.
>>140785837
Think I'm done, I've tried to play a bunch this week but it's just so unenjoyable to play against a tracer every game, even when you manage to get a kill on a shitty tracer it doesn't even feel good because you know they fucked up instead of you playing well. Hots games have just not been fun at all
DLAKE FUCKING SUCKS!
HOW CAN ANYONE WIN WITH THIS USELESS KNIFE EAR.
Abathur is fun!
the last thread wouldn't have died if they added Kilrogg instead of Tracer
>>140785601
>garden of terror
Why does this map exist?
Why do people take the plant and dick around with it instead of push?
Why does the enemy team always have a bagillion more seed than mine?
>>140789056
Because you suck dick at night.
post CUTE now
Does /hotsg/ like Usagis?
Does anyone remember someone named streamjexia that did hots? I can't find her channel. New branding? What's her name?
>>140789680
Well that is something I didn't expect.
Reminder about the hero leaks.
>>140791384
No gul dan? That sucks.
>>140791384
>Mankrik's wife
>raid
Aggamegan confirmed
>>140789680
No, but i like Usagi
>>140789709
Why is the Overmind here?
Ans why is Tass nervious?
>Memefish take March of memes
>Morales take Medibus
>Gazlowe take Robogoblin
>Kerrigan takes Ultralisk
>Abathus take Monstrosity
Real talk /hotsg/ how do you fix this game?
>>140758243
Some are good but most of them are shit. They look very generic shitty flash game and completely out of the art style of the rest of the game.
>>140795697
add Kilrogg
or Terokk
>>140795697
They honestly seem to be on a pretty solid track recently. They got bans in and they're doing a lot more balance patches.
if they made all the heroes free would people play it
>>140785837
When you say fixed, do you mean make worse?
>>140795697
Fix the shitty maps like terror
add some interesting heroes that aren't tracer
mekginerer theremaPlug ,,
Check out him , erhe is my of concept
he il lbe ossossin , Assassin-bruiser ? brusier ??
q shoot steam in front of himself.. hehe,, for 5 seconds and dmg increases every sec
w summon a boombot to target location he marches n explodes at first enemy for a lot of dmg! 3 charges
e fak!! robot deal dmg like crazy with his arms kinda like march of blc king, but u can change direction...less targets more dmg for 3 seconds
r idk something with radiation
r2 idk
D trai t heheh >; 0 you have activate my trap card.. in a radius More enemys = Abilitis recharge fukin FASTER!
>>140796973
this post killed the thread wtf
>>140797760
not having Kilrogg killed the thread
>>140797920
Kroliyig Deadyeye, the concept of miny , check out him. Kilrogg Deadeye (scary assassin)
D wen takes fatal dmg becoms unstoppable for 1 cc, AA dmg increased after 4 secs is put into stasis and deals frontal aoe dmg after 1 sec.. if kilrogg last hits an enemy hero he is heal for 5% hp and dosnt die... hehe Cd like johanna lvl 20 shield
Q leap like kerrigan.. scary! but increase 1st AA dmg
W poison skillshot.. slow and dot dmg.. auto attacks against the target release more poisons flying for nearby enemys
E passive fect : upon leaving a bush kilroggs ability dmg is greatly increased until his first auto attack
activate for 20% movespeed 5 secs
R1 give vision 2 nearest enemys that arent on the minimap, increaseQ range by 3 times and give big move speed !
There an kilrogg
R2 idk xDxd
>>140791384
>Post YFW your enemy picks your waifu and you're forced to kill her.
>>140754086
Actually you can queue for QM with several heroes if you hold down control while selecting/clicking
>>140798336
YOU ARE NOT THE ONE I SAW
>>140798598
>>140798674
Цyдд aфл г! ишecp
Ragnaros is boring who wants him just a big fireman, fuck fir we already have kelstas
>>140785574
how do they contradict each other?
the good stuff is over rated as fuck, the HoT barely does anything
>>140786817
>he doesn't main Pandor
>carry some subhuman scum that barely did anything other than die during a game
>he tries to add you after the game
sure let's be friends
>>140799742
pandor
>>140752710
i wish jaina was still playable
>artanis is suddenly an absolutely amazing solo tank
this hurts, man
if you don't have a comp that can stunlock or apply vulnerability you're in for a bad time
>>140795697
fucking remove tracker and her king crimson bullshit
how do you make a hero that doesnt need extra mobility because she can do their job while moving and then give her 6 teleports? and a self cleanse which can be talented into healing you?
add mortal strike
buff jaina to be on par with kealthas
retire garden of memes
>>140803217
dude you just a salty loser, tracer is so much fun, you just need to learn how to play against her :^)blizz is killing off this game really rapidly, they will be using hots servers to host overwatch games once its out.
Here's my idea on how to balance Tracer:
>Her attacking while moving becomes a baseline active skill that only works for her current ammo clip
>2 charges, 12s CD
skill ceiling increased, and the nerf she deserves
>Jaina is very hard to play right now
>her ring of bronze makes or breaks teamfights
>every shitter ever picks her
>check their profile after the game
>under level 9 as Jaina
EVERY FUCKING TIME
holy shit why do so many people pick Jaina now? she is the worst she has been in a long, long time, there is zero reason to pick her if you can't play her properly
>lets make a moba in 2015-16
>except we gonna learn nothing from other mobas mistakes and redo them all one by one
>we also gonna shit on all core gameplay basics
>stutterstepping to maximise dps is so oldgen - have this nice hero who shoots while walking
>being caught out of position is so boring - have a free get ouf of bone prison card
>drafting? go away grampa, let our genius matchmaking algoritm pick a team for you that doesnt make any sense and hope the enemy gets the same!HL is ded
>w-why is no one playing our awesome moba?
>lets call it a hero brawler instead!
Ok tought choice. Buy xul now and have 5k left. leaving me enough time to save up 5k to buy tracer in two weeks when she goes 10k, or buy tracer now while she is op and fun, but have to save up extra 5k to buy xul later
wat do?
>>140804717
it's ok, overwatch is coming out soon
i think everyone who likes MOBAs and are even remotely interested in FPSs will switch over to it
it has all the good parts of MOBAs and all the good parts of FPSs
it has the nice graphics and the stable and well optimized clients from blizzard
unfortunately, it's doomed to eventually fail because it's also BALANCED by blizzard
>>140805524
don't be a fucking retard, buy xul and save up for tracer
>>140805615
i'm expecting Overwatch to be the new and fresh Team Fortress 2, the FPS that everyone loves and plays
at least, until blizzshit fucks it up with constantly releasing OP heroes and then nerfing them, just like they do in HOTS
>>140805615
Why would me, the MOBA MLG be interested in overwatch? Has it any mobs pushing to destroy towers? It does not.
where can i view the CD on tassadar's lvl 13 E?
>>140805524
buy xul and then new hero. dont buy tracer, pointless. will be nerfed soon and u cant play her in hl right now anyway
>>140784930
you got any ETA on season 1?
how to deal with feeders in HL? i have an urge to throw every game where i have a teammate that dies 2 times in 4 minutes. just threw with some faggot li-ming 5 deaths on 10th minute. hope that faggot and his family get raped by mudslimes to death
>>140796350
How so? The terror can't just run back and forth planting pots.
>>140804531
She's cute and fun, what do you want from me?
I only have like, three heroes at 9.
>>140798512
>"Cool down hothead."
Meme magic does it again.
>>140808169
>waste the terror throwing down pots that don't do anything anymore
its retards like you that would clear all the forts with the plant and then keeps etc rather than just pushing one lane with it and winning the game by the second plant
>>140809738
People's problem with Garden was that it took too long.
But yeah, when they made pots disable core, they fixed the biggest issue with Terror.
Point is, there's nothing wrong with Terror now. It is like a Dragon Knight with a polymorph.
>>140782387
The purpose of the hearts is so they appear on the top of your list in hero league, i use it to mark my real favorites, i have zeratu sitting at 11 but i don't enjoy him as much as dehaka, and i have him on 7
>there are people who think tracer is fine
>>140811934
>tracer isn't fine
just blind her
>>140812098
this.
just walk away.
just ignore her.
just stun her.
>>140812371
just burst her
>It's a Kharazim plays like he's Illidan episode
>Ends game with more deaths than everyone else combined x2
>Lowest in all stats
>hero is broken
>"just make sure he cant do anything, see? balanced!"
>>140812578
well, yes
if you think a hero can do broken shit, just stop him from doing broken said broken shit
easy peasy
that's it lads i'm done, tis was a good ride, see you in /owg/or /d2g/
>>140798336
Пpивeт я бывший coтpyдник Blizzard Entertainment и этo хopoший preview нoвoгo гepoя Килpoгг Mepтвйи Глaз.)))))))
>>140812459
>blames the rest of the team for the loss
>>140812578
>Counter play is toxic
By this logic The Butcher is broken because he has the highest stats in the game and can heal himself to full whenever he wants.
>>140814638
thats a pretty shitty analogy
>>140805615
when you can change characters so easily balance doesn't mean much unless you can't help yourself from raging over tracer mains or whatever.
>>140807860
realize they are probably just as mad at you doing nothing in a lane 2v1 while they got ran over.
>>140814638
what's toxic is that people think all counterplay is just as cheap and easy.
>>140814823
no, its a good one
did you know zeratul is broken too? He can blink away, his burst is insane,his ult can lock down an entire TEAM, and whats worse is he stealths!
Is tracer perfectly balanced? No, shes not 10k yet and blizz wants their shekels. But she's hardly the most broken a hero has been at release, much less the most broken hero in the game
that honor belongs togit gud
>>140815304
the zeratul analogy is also pretty shit
you can try again or you can just stop replying, i'd prefer the latter
>>140815304
I'm sure you're one of those people who wins with tracer and thinks you're good. Of course she is the most broken hero in the game currently.
>>140815304
wow, what a complete moron
>tfw 600s queues in SEA prime time
>>140786817
pssst nothing personel kid
>>140818062
>SEA
literally where?
We are so dead, when will we finally be free from this hell?
>>140819240
When tracer is removed
>Uther, Stitches and Valla alive, at full HP, entire enemy team dead for 15-20s, pushing core
>Valla enters Core attack range
>Stitches was 1 second behind
>She fucking tanks it
>She eats all of my healing
>She takes the fucking Divine Shield
>She just stands there autoattacking
>She takes the Storm Shield
>She dies like the stupid piece of shit she is
>Enemy core still at 45%
>Starts pinging the healer
we won in the end, but fuck that bitch, we had to play 7 minutes more and were actually in danger of losing
>>140807185
>cant play her in hl
of course you can, i see her in hl all the time
Blizz dev here, what would be the best way to implement a hero which gets HEALED by taking damage from enemy players?
Free-to-Play Hero Rotation: May 3 - 10, 2016 (RIP HOTS it's overwatch week)
Li Li
ETC
Jaina
Butcher
Gazlowe
Lt. Morales
Diablo (Slot unlocked at Player Level 5)
Illidan (Slot unlocked at Player Level 7)
Greymane (Slot unlocked at Player Level 12)
Dehaka (Slot unlocked at Player Level 15)
>>140819995
Seems like a decent rotation desu senpai.
>>140819240
We will be less dead when they start hinting at who comes after Tracer.
>>140819980
Dehaka already does that
>>140819995
Nice, I can try some Dehaka games.
>>140812859
Spasibo thexnsn you!
>pushing lanes alone
>even as a fucking specialist
WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING DO THIS WHY ITS SO FUCKING UNSAFE
>win 3 games
>oh boy, shit's coming
>one game, a tracer solo a lane all game and joins teamfight only when everyone's dead to give the enemy team some more exp
>abathur refuses to get supp or spike build and goes FULL mines
>mfw
>well, it cant be worse than this
>another game
>falstad dives into enemy team alone
>no one waits for the team every team and they all go 1vs1
>they spend the time taking camps while the enemy is grouping and smashing towres because no one defends lanes
>mfw
Why do I even bother playing anymore?
>>140819980
Kilrogg
>>140821567
>thinking the mine talents are bad
>thinking the carapace talents are good for anything other than split pushing
yeah i'm sure you had nothing to do with losing, you're so knowledgeable of the game!
>>140821729
Is Kilrogg the new Superman?
>>140819980
an Ooze? Some Old God shit?
>be a giant ooze
>one ability reflects damage to melee attackers
>one heroic is incorporating a hero into you (kind of like Gorge) - the hero is attackable, silenced. you are slowed for the duration. any damage allies do the enemy inside you, they also do to you
>another ability reduces damage taken by 25% and heals you for the amount prevented
can't be too bad of a hero, right?
might also have a skill that lets you catapult yourself, like Zac in LoL or w/e his name is. Hold down to charge, AoE ministun at destination
>i almost feel bad for them
>>140821375
i have a theory that it's just a habit carried over from lol/dota when the player either gets mad at his team or is just a terrible player who wants to be carried
i dont understand it at all. you will never get more xp than the team pushing your towers in
>be a giant tentacle monster hero
>you ult only works on enemy female heroes
three guesses what the ult does
>>140822058
he's the hero we need
>>140821826
Carapace can help if you don't have a support.
>>140822807
Makes them a cup of tea.
Slaps them.
Uses the end of its tentacle as a moustache when placed under the nose, this grants stealth for 4 seconds.
>>140822930
But not the one we deserve right now
>Team low health back off from a failed teamfight
>Tracer teleports two screens away into the enemy team
>Gets blown up
>Starts pinging me says bad support
What the hell did you want me to do you dumb cunt?
>>140822930
You think he's mad that Cho'gall is throwing his eye all over the place?
Anyone know about this top secret Blizzard meeting everyone's going to? inb4 it's fucking nothing.
>>140823571
It's going to be nothing, maybe talk about ways to promote their esports.
>>140823539
nah, magic is a better eye anyway. You can't predict your own death with normal eyes
>>140823662
Speaking of esports promotions, when are we supposed to watch twitch to get the 2016 Diablo portrait?
>tfw Blizzard will never surprise us by releasing 2+ heroes in the same day
>>140823463
>not having all pings muted by default
you deserve it all
>>140824470
Players wouldn't understand a welcome screen with 2 heroes
>>140824470
>He wasn't here for Cho and Gall's release
>>140824571
Rekt
>>140823539
What is the backstory behind the eye? I only know i used it as warlock when i played wow
>>140824571
fuck me i totally forgot about chogie, such is life when no one plays >you
Is Tracer getting nerfed tomorrow?
>>140824867
Maybe next week, when her price drops
>>140824709
he pulled out his eye in a ritual to see a vision of his death, then someone in the Shadow Council (porbably Cho'gall because they were sort of rivals) named the spell after it for a laugh
>>140824867
>>140824953
What do you want about her to get nerfed? I've only played around 20 games against her, but I haven't had any trouble fighting her, unlike Li Ming.
>>140825018
And what did he see? Getting fragged by tracer?
>>140825067
Recall should be a channeled spell. That's it
>>140825090
MU Kilrogg died in a duel with Danath Trollbane, AU Kilrogg got killed by 10-30 people who wiped on him 5 times because retarded DPS didn't kill adds
>>140824709
>>140825090
https://youtu.be/fRlokbOelfg?t=70
>>140825067
wot m8
leming tosses out the orb, easily dodge, then the missiles, easily dodged and then she gets vaporized
>>140825393
>10-30 people who wiped on him 5 times because retarded DPS didn't kill adds
Only mythic difficulty is canon, and in some cases each wipe is a different party of adventures
>>140825430
he's the reason stats need to be broken down more. i see li ming with high damage and i just wonder who the hell just stood there the whole game.
>>140825090
That would still be a passable death.
Imagine if he saw Murky beating him to death with a fish or a little Panda throwing sand in his eye.
>>140825430
Tell that to my teammates who seem to have an attraction to giant purple balls
>>140825018
Oh Cho'gall
>>140825559
I was wondering something like that yesterday
A sylvanas on my team was bragging about how she had way more siege damage than everyone else, but we didn't even destroy the first line of towers.
What else adds to siege damage?
>li ming comes out
>hotsg claims its impossible to dodge her skillshots
>today
>hotsg agrees li ming sucks because its so easy to dodge her skillshots
????????????????????
>>140825785
minion waves bronzie
>>140825785
Minion wave damage, it used to count objectives and mercs too, good thing they changed it
>tfw none cares about broxigar
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>140825857
4chan sucks at vidya senpai.
On the other hand we're much cuter than people who know how to play.
>>140826020
shut the fuck up Richard Knaak
>>140825419
why is kharazim narrating a wow video
Like in what situation would i ever wanted to take that other Xul ult that has those dumb mages that do no damage and can be easily killed?
