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King of the shitty LAN
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
>cold weather
>hot tea
>comfy bed
>grant casting some nobodies
>mike being mike and getting reddit and llma all angry and shit
Pretty good day desu
>>140724598
>desu
kill yourself
Reminder to support Illama.
Say no to sexism and misogyny.
OOOOH YAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI
>>140724957
Is that fly's ugly sister
I can confirm that it's very hard to play carry. You have to constantly click as fast as possible to cs.
>>140724957
Is there some reddit garbage going on?
>>140725123
You cant lick cartoons anon.
I'm watching Tobi stream but I don't know what he's doing
>>140724957
wait
llama isn't white?
As white man I can't support non-whites
>>140725092
I thought Aui joined the team on the condition that he was the carry. If he was coming back who else would play that role?
>>140724957
spoiler that shit famalam
>>140724957
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>140725336
shes literally australian
why wouyld she be white
>>140724957
Reminder that if you support this hideous cunt then you should go back to /reddit/ and stay the fuck over there
they don't bloecret did. they realize the irrelevance o those tourns and didn't have a gignatic chip on their sh
it's been a while so how about a history lesson?
I don't understand this whole "supports are cucks" meme. Support players are very important to the game and take the most skill out of any hero to play. You start the game behind on gold because you have to buy the courier, and the rest of the game you have to make decisions on whether to buy wards or get your core items earlier. anwhile w their stratload like sOG, smart guys, learned from EG and won a FUCKING MAJOR and took home way way way more than shitrekt did in a much smalleThis has been proven time and time again throughout Dota as I've demonstrated earlier. You know why offlane is "hard"What people
shitrekt was made right before DAC
they were supposed to be le superteam and le win everything
they
Failed
a few last hits in lane after you already farmed your bottle? They're going to have a core item that could help with completely turning the tide of a teamfiwards or get your core items earlier. anwhile OG, smart guys, learned from EG and won a FUCKING MAJOR and tooght much sooner than they would without. It's decisions like these which make supports commanding leaders that
fuckingXDDDTRAINTELLIGENTMEME
HARD
they failed SO HARD THEY HAD PTSD ABOUT IT FOR 1.5 YEARS
they constantly fell for the honeypot of irrelevant meme lans.
they constantly blew their stratload and burned themselves out in irrelevant games and matches to """"""prove"""""" they were ""actualDXDDDPEPEISANEXTRAINTELLIGENTMEMEly"" """"goood"""" after losing at DAC
direct whole teams. Supports are always the ones pulling the creep wave and stacking camps, because god knows why carry player
Where are the wards?DDDDDn 4 after playing carry so long? Why do you think so many captains just "happen" to play support? Why do you think the biggest retards of the Dota scene (EE, Arte
Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, c101.EXEucky?
Why is Chen played as a pusher / healer instead of initiator / stunner?
Explain this, dotards
>>140724951
>llamaknight from reddit doesn't know about hiroshima
>>140725410
Whats that thing in that girls shorts, anon?
Guys, what did ixmemegod say?
>>140725459
australia is white m8
but llama looks like shes abbo or something
>>140725230
MIKE VERSUS LLAMA
>>140725352
He joined the team because it's obviously an improvement over >DC.
Fear can't play carry because of his previous injuries (like on ti4) so they switched roles from last time
>>140725230
>>140724957
Kelly suddenly got hot
>>140725697
uggo vs uggo
tobi is appologizing on strim right now
llama TI7 is in the bag
>>140725558
>needs 4k gold
epig
>>140725710
why are they so sweaty?
>>140725606
What do you think?
>>140725558
because lmao 4 satyr/troll
>>140725790
>2nd best jungler after enigma
>having trouble farming fast blink
>thinking you can't follow it up with euls
EG is the Best Team In The Western Hemisphere.
When will yurocucks catch up?
>>140725558
He's weak.
Why can't Fear play the carry role ?
What happened to his hand that affects his ability to play carry ?
>>140725872
liquid is tho
>>140725741
>>140725927
t. post TI5 baby
>>140725872
>caring about eurocucks in 2016, when koreans/chinks are winning lans and pinoys are cheering for them
It's like you want this game to die.
>>140725927
He broke it.
>>140725505
>someone made an algorithm to combine pastas
>>140725741
>It's harassment to ask someone's gender
literally what?
Who is amber?
>>140724957
I kinda imagined her as a qt blonde aussie when I heard her voice.
never again
>>140725975
>absolutey dumpstered by wings in 3 games
lmao
How do we fix the worst ultimate in the game /d2g/?
>>140725736
M-maybe he's resting his hand for ti6.
>http://panda.tv/3331
>power to the player they said
>>140725710
whats the fuking white stuff bruv
>>140726175
That's not warlock ult
>>140725927
like always the answer is anime
anime is whats the worst in the world and he injured himself playing osu
>>140726175
what did he mean by this
what did doto teach you about other parts of the world
>americans
attention whores, talk too fucking much
>europeans in general
one-sided obsession with bitching about americans
>britbongs
uncomfortable with trying to get better, treat the game like a background to having a larf with their "m8s"
>peru
stupid
>pinoys
crazy and stupid
>chinese
hilariously butthurt if you say ANYTHING about china at all
![26583219442_846a425bf8_k[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ggCg1cK.jpg "26583219442_846a425bf8_k[1].jpg")
>>140725872
EG aren't even the best team in NA
>>140725927
some sort of stress injury, when you play carry you have to have higher APM especially in the laning stage, and over time that shit gets on your nerves(literally) untill you just end up with cramps.
more more 'downtime' in terms of hand activity when you play support so you naturally get more rest in games.
>>140726175
riki already has 2 ultimates i dont think he needs a third one 2bh
>win lan
>get dumpstered in the next lan
Like pottery
How dumb would a team have to be to reveal its strats and power level when you have a new patch literally right before a major?
>>140726175
PA Ult is quite a bit worse, her entire hero is based around lucky crits
>>140726221
Increase movespeed of golems based on Warlock's movespeed
Support Warlock Tranquil Wind Lace race car golems
>>140725860
So you blink in and euls the enemy hero. You call all your creeps over. As soon as he lands you kill him with your creeps.
There's only one problem. Chen is squishy and the enemy hero is going to kill you as soon as he lands. Not to mention this is hard as fuck to pull off.
>>140726175
>he doesnt build daedalus and 2 battlefury on riki
lmao
>>140726037
>>140726041
>>140726245
Why is playing carry mechanically different than playing a support of some other role ?
>>140726374
> bull's cum
I'm not into beast shit, how should i know
>>140725790
>>140725889
8 seconds of stun lmao
EIGHT SECONDS OF STUN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
>>140725741
literally funny and okay
t. trans but not SJW
>>140726428
PPD revelaed that all you have to do is ban ds agaisnt them so idk
>>140726359
>treat the game like a background to having a larf with their "m8s"
Is this why there are no british pro players? Just shitty personalities like yames and pyrionbald?
>>140726363
swindlezz has already said that eg is better than any team in the region my man
Post couriers
Finally got this fucker with money gained after 3 days of ESL betting.
>>140726386
Thank you for the explanation it now makes sense.
sjw drama is my favorite drama desu lads
>>140726445
>Chen is squishy and the enemy hero is going to kill you as soon as he lands. Not to mention this is hard as fuck to pull off.
so the enemy hero is going to kill you while he's chain stunned for 8 seconds?
how hard is it to press
>self cast E
>blink euls
>select centaurs, stomp, tab, stomp tab, stomp tab stomp
>>140726557
>he fell for the 'bulba can only play ds' meme
>>140725741
whats the issue, seems rude but not harassment
>>140726447
Battlefury and Maelstrom were okay when you actually hit all units.
Now that you only hit fucking heroes AoE damage is fucking null. There is literally no point to that spell beyond dodging projectiles, WHICH YOU ALREADY CAN DO.
>>140726428
Bulba is weakest link. Ban his darkseer and feed on him in lane. Win the game off that gold lead.
>enemy team picks Ursa
>meme it up with boots and wind lace pudge with a pooled tango/ward
>kill him twice in jungle and deny his rosh three (3) times
>we destroy early and mid game leading to their invoker abandoning
>''You know slahser kinda lost his way, that shit is garbage''
>my teammate informs me that ursa is ACTUALLY slahser but using a different name
>mfw
>>140725710
Stop projecting your perverted thoughts onto d2g. You don't care if they would lick them or not, you just don't want to feel like the sick, perverted loser you are!
>>140725741
we need to know
>>140726634
no it's peter only knows how to play with ds
>>140726386
APM doesn't cause any injuries
the problems are always caused by BAD ERGONOMICS
Also he was doing shit like playing OSU during queues
>>140726717
Nice exclamation marks. Are you female by any chance?
>>140726112
i-its harassment because they made a bet!!!!
>>140726651
Classic
>>140726634
>>140725741
Yeah, but the important question is
Is it a girl?
Is this actually artour? http://www.panda.tv/3332
>>140726854
Yes.
"someone" signed a contract for Secret to stream on a chinese camgirl site
So much for power to the players
>>140725697
>>140725741
So is Amber her girlfriend or something?
>>140726854
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/726843532003004417
WHY THE FUCK
IS ARTOUR
AN EE TIER WEEB NOW
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>140726778
I'm pretty sure that once the injury is 'established', apm does indeed matter.
>>140726660
>redditor spams memebuilds
>actually bad at dota
whoah
>>140726221
>fucking enormous BKB piercing stun
It's literally win teamfight the ability.
You Fatal Bonds Ult and get grabby with your 1000 hands and the enemy team melts while running at 5 movespeed.
>>140726998
yes her """"girl"""""friend
she sucks """""her"""" dick every night
Thanks for being a healthy alternative to reddit guys. That place is actually fucking retarded and full of a bunch of pussy faggots.
>>140725558
clan_iraq can you tell me how effectively jungle or offlane as visage?
BASED FUCKING ARTOUR IS BACK, AND WITH ANIME T HIS TIME.
>>140726963
>secret is gradually changing from a respected player driven organization to a team of corporate fuckboys
Feels fucking good famalam
>>140727057
Secret got sold by their turkish overlord to panda.tv
>>140727057
Artours lost it
It's tragic really. Such a promising young talent destroyed by memes.
Why are EE and rtc using panda now
I'm not using a malicious chinese botnet aimed at destabilizing western values
>>140725741
based
>>140727057
mindbroken by poopeedee
>>140727256
I understand they're a bunch of sellouts now
I still on't get why based rtz went from not liking anime to being a MAL tier weeb now.
Even Fear is tired of his shit
FUCKING RTZ streaming on this panda shit
FUCK him and puppey for doing this
team secret is officialy DEAD
Any chinkbros here to help us with registering for pandaTV?
>>140727337
monies
>>140727337
because its owned by a son of like the richest guy in china and he pays them literal hundreds of thousands to do ti
>>140727119
What if she's post?
>>140727057
He wanted to win
Now he is a corporate bitch streaming for Chinese Twitch, which is another ripoff of Chinese Twitch.
>Douyu
>now Panda
>>140727426
He's basically got no backbone and gets influenced by people around him to an absurd degree. He started listening to Zai's music after he got influenced by him, now he's turning into a weeb thanks to the influence of EE
>>140727451
you need a mobile phone number
>>140725778
JUST
Why the fuck are you autists so mad about them streaming on somewhere other than twitch?
Twitch is and has always been complete and utter garbage. At least this site works properly.
>>140727426
>went from not liking anime
literally never happened
his tastes are just super niche
>Even Fear is tired of his shit
>he takes banter between two friends seriously
>>140726717
so what if I'm a pervert?
>>140727549
im sure someone post doesnt sound manlier than me family
>>140727626
t. chink shill
twitch is based and literally the only option worth a damn
inb4 subhuman shitboxers
>>140727549
Then "she" has a mutilated penis now and has to take drugs constantly so "her" body doesn't become even more of an abomination
>>140727592
Some ppl have managed to register
nrootn got in
>>140727530
>hundreds of thousands
Nah
Maybe the Turkish team owner gets that money, but it was probably already in the contracts to stream regularly. Now they have to stream on Panda
>this was the perfect oportunity to get llama out of the scene. just dont support her and sh eleaves.
>reddit managed to fuck up
>>140727626
> At least this site works properly.
oh yeah and there is no english version and stream is buffering every 5 seconds
good fucking platform you chink bastard
>>140727626
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>140727714
>he doesn't use based livestreamer
>he literally enjoys twitch chat
>>140727626
theres always been hitbox, or hell even youtube streaming
but no you gotta be a chink shill
>>140726386
>mobas
>apm
what a joke
>>140727070
perhaps but you can play dota at a top tier level below 100 apm
Echo Saber Spectre?
Y/N?
>>140727884
fucking chinks man
>>140727626
>panda . tv
>works properly
Spotted the chink
>>140727626
>At least this site works properly.
how? it literally does not work for me
>>140727672
Perverts aren't humans.
>>140727886
?
panda.tv/358398
glad to see girls crying on stream for donations has universal appeal
>>140727736
pretty sure nrootn is a chink
>based chinkgods cucked westniggers
about time
>>140727672
>you have to get your dick chopped off to eat best girls shit
so stupid honestly
>>140727848
>he doesn't used livestreamer + popout chat
i sense bias in Tobi's stream
>>140727741
lots of assumptions going on here
I'm SURE the players also sold their souls to overlord of turkland!
we've got chink shills
here on the gulag
they're shilling their garbage no bandwidth stream site again
>>140728007
>tattoo
and dropped
>eg 3rd place
>secret 5/6th place
>>140728145
You can fuck off too starcrumpet
>>140727119
Any pics of her?
>>140727764
>to get llama out of the scene
>literally gets less than 100 viewers when she's the only one casting qualifiers
>not even reddit likes her casting nad they're just defending her now because it's a hugbox
>has not and will never cast anything above minor tournaments
That failure of a caster is already out of the scene
>>140728067
>best girls
>best girl being anything but tsun blonde
?
>>140727886
>spamming apm to juke, or to farm or pull wave aggro or bait rightclicks in the laning phase so you can get guaranteed denies
>less meaningful than spamming apm to select the same control groups over and over and over to artificially inflate said apm
what a joke
>>140728145
at least were not brainwashed by jews
>"shoah good goyim china bad. their government doesnt let you become a degenerate. how dare they deny such a basic right? heres mcdonalds"
>>140727727
Okay, I """"get"""" it.
>>140727995
auto repeating right mouse is (or was lmao) literally cheating
>>140728231
>gooks win
>thinking you can stop scv reaction images
>>140728007
how do i gf her ??
does this game have apem yet?
Why did I get 4 treasures (from 1st to 4th) from last compendium? Feels good.
>>140728261
this guy
this guy is our guy
>>140728020
Here's your (You) since no one was kind enough.
>>140728393
giff money and maybe she'll put your name in a chalkboard :^)
>>140728306
enjoy your small cell carcinoma
>>140728451
it was implemented as the standard mode like 3 years ago?
>>140726112
Amber's her girlfriend.
When will this meme item become meta?
>>140728261
>tsun
Literally worst archetype behind reiclones
You're spot on with the blonde though
I wish there was a better cosmetic tryout than the D2Armory. Its so bad.
>>140728306
>their government doesnt let you become a degenerate
they also torture you, kill you and then harvest your organs if you follow a peaceful buddhist sect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falun_Gong
guys i lost a lot of weight and feel confident to get a gf
but HOW do i actually meet one and what do i even do, i only go outisde to run
>>140728356
don't make me do it, starcrump
>>140728784
run onto them
>>140728793
what are you gonna do about it lad
>>140728784
you're fucked unless you have friends.
no, there's no other way. sorry
>>140725741
Based mike
>gooks win the honeypot
thanks for revealing your slardar pick retards
le smart asians lmao
>>140728756
http://dotaloadout.com/
blitz captain is so comfy
>>140728971
Yeah I just found it. Replace this one for the one in OP, its much better.
>>140728715
literally yesterday
>>140728873
keep posting images from a dead and irrelevant general and you'll find out
>>140729106
>he says while posting deprecated meme anime
>>140729076
no one reads that shit anyway
>Hey what did you win
>A honeypot
>>140728784
Get a job as a truck driver and drive too quickly near university or college campuses.
https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/726852215764336641
>>140728115
EG players have to stream a certain amount aswell. Its something that goes into contracts so they can advertise sponsors with overlays and shit.
>redditors don't even know that all the good posters of scv are the ones that founded d2g in the first place
>>140725872
>Western and Northern Europe
>Not Islamic
>>140729352
Literally our guy
>>140729354
and saying eg contract = secret contract is,
*drum roll*
an assumption
why do they spam 6666 in chat?
>>140729352
lmao.
So if all Lans are honeypots if EG doesn't win them....does that mean all future LANs are honeypots?
>>140729354
even if so they don't have to do it on some shitty chink botnet
plus they get their own $ from subs and donations
no more of that for secret players
>>140729503
does 2 plus 2 equals 4?
>>140729352
lmao
>>140727057
>MLG Columbus
>TI4
He was the hottest shit, what went wrong?
Seems like yuros really can't get over the fact EG is better than every single one of their teams.
>>140729551
I am sure Panda.tv has subs and shit like that
However, they didn't shut down their Twitch so they still get subs from that until people realize they won't be streaming on Twitch anymore.
VEGGIE ESPORTS WINS THEIR FIRST GAME
OUR GUYS ARE DOING IT
>>140729352
>>140729551
they dont give a shit about twitch money, the only ones streaming are ee and rtz anyway
and rtz literally quit becuase getting 200 or whatever an hour wasnt enough for him
all im gonna say is this: if this panda shit forces ppy to stream we all are the winners
reminder navi literally forbidden him to stream to care for their pr and team secret has no pr to begin with anyway
>>140729352
absolutely based
>>140729625
>mlg columbus
>a petty standin for a semi-successful team
He was the hottest shit during his whole career since SADBOYS, but it started after mlg
>jungle LC keeps ulting on a true form'd LD
>The bear always kills her
>It keeps happening
Thank God I was the LD
>>140729768
post dick
>>140729352
ourrest of fucking guys
>>140729718
>Regional qualifier finals No Diggity vs Veggie Esports
>>140729352
>>140729625
everyone got better, he stayed the same
>>140729352LOL
>>140729752
>reminder navi literally forbidden him to stream to care for their pr and team secret has no pr to begin with anyway
What did he say? Does anyone have any highlight videos of the shit puppey said?
>its a pub game episode
how do these clueless tards even operate a computer
>>140729625
He thought he was thehottest shit for too long
>>140725558
BASED
FUCKING
METAFORGER
>>140729352
>leddit mad about mike insulting their shitty caster and her """"""relationship"""""""
>so they decide to insult his looks
What happened to manners and friendliness reddit :^)
>>140730167
Old puppey streams were god tier, better than any meme shit you get these days, he'd rant and tell it like it is.
Shame he fucking hates twitch culture and won't stream again
>>140729830
>tfw Dota 2 peaked three years ago
>>140730075
>passed over by the dota flynn effect
ayy rtz
>>140730167
all kind of shit i think what triggered his ban was him constantly calling polina, the navi model girl, a whore
>>140730291
>2014 wasn't best year for Dota 2
fuck off?
>Even the chinks know about babyrage
my sides
>>140729830
>Purge = SJW
>Blitz = SJW
>Cap = SJW w/ tumblr gf
>Malek = SJW cucked by tumblr gf
>Merlini = washed up
canonically not our guys
>>140725558
>lion's fucking name
![ChZOgPEWIAALEAJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GykZft2.jpg "ChZOgPEWIAALEAJ[1].jpg")
>you will never hang out with the best tier 2 casting talent the scene has
feels bad
>>140728238
she had about 1.7k viewers the other day
>>140726221
>Warlock ult
>Bad
>http://www.panda.tv/3332
If they would just change something about Bloodseeker to turn him into a viable support he would be one of the best supports in the game. He and enchantress are the only two heroes in the game that can jungle naked.
How can we turn panda tv to twitch memes?
>>140730075
>got better
The pro scene is in its worse condition since forever, they are all worse than before
>>140729771
No player's had as much hype behind as he did during Columbus and he delivered, lived up to that hype
>>140730584
TriHard 66666 TriHard
>>140725558
>Clan_iraq still posts here
>>140729352
based
>>140730546
wtf is this agrbage
>>140730250
Reddit is literally the quickest place to bandwagon against whoever is crying tells them to
>>140729835
maybe once i hit 5k
>Do you think qualified teams make smurfs and enter the open qualifiers to knock out the good teams?
What the fuck is Purge on?
The most efficient items of 6.87 are in no particular order
Armlet on Strength Heroes
Diffusal on Agility Heroes
Diffusal on Intelligence Heroes
Silver Edge on everybody
Butterfly on Agility Heroes
Skadi on everybody
Just in regards to price to stats. Heart also got buffed so that's super fucking viable now. 45 damage for strength and 1150 raw hp. Skadi only gives 725 hp now (and 3 armor meh), so if you just want to tank up Heart is a lot better for the price. Even 175 gold cheaper.
Do you like thick girls /d2g/?
pandatv works completely fine with me
only thing is I can't create an account but that's alright
>>140730750
Your future
>picking alch vs ta
danger zone
>>140730804
unknown did it in one of the qualifiers, they made smurf accounts and knocked a few good teams out
>>140730824
I feel so dirty saving this
>>140730841
how am I supposed to watch if I can't spam emotes?
fuck chinks
>>140724957
seriously the eyes freak me out, why are these people always so damaged
>>140730936
unknown was the most successful meme team of all time
fucking two blink daggers qop, never forget
>>140730878
>eat through her sheild in under a second with retarded attack speed
>Proceed to rape her with maelstrom procs
oh wait I forget people still build aoe meme push alch
>>140731027
its called making le funny name for le fotograf to show how much le fun you are having at the moment
literally 110% of normies do this
>>140730824
no, only athletical and thin girls are attractive for me
>>140728793
i need the original "for f-free?" image
>>140730516
>Purge's reasons for supporting Bernie
so who the fuck is this lama guy you talking about? is he reddit?
>>140726120
This
>think is a 7.5/10 qt amateur caster
>it's just a less ugly, less asian version of kelly
Never getting my hopes up again
>>140731256
>>140731163
Just throwing down acid would destroy refraction.
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what did it say? it got deleted
