Cute Edition
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Open Beta
May 5-9, If Pre-Ordered May 3-9
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20100169/
>/owg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0voDNC4lp8OWbIZJ
>The Story Of Overwatch
[YouTube] The Story of Overwatch: The Fall of Titan (embed)
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>April 21 Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20743464347
>/owg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?usp=sharing
First for D.Va is best girl
>>140674291
We need to post more D. Va
CUTE!
reminder to add yourself to the /owg/ google docs if you have access or just reply to this post
I missed a few I think so sorry if I missed yours
also gravity kills
>>140674135
Why would D.Va ever touch that revolting chinese porkchop.
>you and Athena work together
>she becomes interested in human reproductive patterns and your attraction to her by monitoring your vitals
>the relationship starts out with her being curious about human practices and generally submissive
>fuck her whenever you want, she yells how much she loves it, etc.
>you’re in full control, your wish is her command
>as she gets more and more experienced and does more research she becomes more confident
>starts to be less obedient, stops listening to your directions and ignores you a lot
>sex less often, she seems bored during it
>eventually starts uses not having sex get you to submit to her will with stuff like "I'll really enjoy it and I’m sure you will too" and "It's just an experiment!" and “It’s only this one time for research” and “If we don’t try this we won’t have sex anyway”
>stuff like milking, teasing, pegging, bondage, denial, worship, only stuff where she has control over you
>gradually turns you into her submissive sex slave
>relationship eventually flips, she attaches a synthetic cock with pleasure programming and fucks you whenever she wants it now
>makes you wear chastity so you aren’t doing anything sexual without her permission
>she used to do chores around the house and such as a robot should, now that's your job while she relaxes and watches tv
>makes you wear a shock collar with “pet” on it so she can discipline you if needed and a phone number in case you get lost
>when the chores are done you get the pleasure of being her foot rest while she watches television
>when she gets bored she might let you cum, might just have her own pleasure a few times and go sleep in your former bed while you get put outside
>you're the slave and now she's your robot master
>>140674337 #
Well when given two evils you mus pick the lesser one, in this case i believe it to be having to rely on the other player's awareness while adding some flaw to the stealth mechanism that doesen't immediately give away the stealth user to maintain some skill
>>140674635
Hell, the best way to get around this is to just make the stealth said hero's ultimate. It doesn't matter if it's overpowered if they only get to use it two or three times a game, and if the other player is aware, it can be shut out easily with a skilled Junkrat or Pharah.
I preordered but since it's not from Blizzard (due to Australian pricing) I won't get a code until release.
Anyone got a spare code so I can get into the Beta earlier?
[email protected]
>>140674454
you should list the criteria
don't need to fill all of it out, really only need the ID
>ID
>Region
>Main characters/roles
>Time of avaliability
>Quickplay or Ranked or Both? >Voice comm?
>Rank
>Early Acess Open Beta? Y/N >Regular Open Beta? Y/N >Pre-ordered/Playing on release? >Y/N Additional Notes/Shitposting
>>140674947
sorry senpai, but yeah that's the list
>>140674454
get a trip already so i can filter your shit
>>140674135
Link to the video playlist since OP fucked it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-HwvYjLLg&index=1&list=PLAYFVhxsaqDv3shtQuwcHkK8cddimXSyJ
>>140674635
>>140674834
Makes sense. I would be okay with it being insane if it were an ultimate. I still don't think that solves the issue of awareness making the hero near useless, but maybe Blizzard could work out a good base skill kit to balance around it.
>>140675102
>are you playing as the blue ninja again, son?
>yeah mom! and i'm about to use his ULTIMATE
>that's nice jack, but it's time for lunch
>BUT MOOOM, everyone on 4chan is counting on meee
>oh okay, just one more game
>>140674402
I forsake myself for mentioning this game, but Halo 4 actually managed to do a decent version of stealth which was that you were only invisible if you were standing in the shadows and you had to be standing still otherwise the level of invisabillity greatly decreased and using it in the middle of the hallway or in a brightly lit room would most likely cause your doom.I still feel like a faggot for mentioning Halo here
>>140675609
Don't be such a baby. Halo's closer to Overwatch than other FPS titles.
WHY IS IT NOT INSTALLING
HELP
>>140674291
dumb slut
Don'tchu
Pushitup
>>140675916
Don't get me wrong it's a good series, but I stopped following the series after 4. I just lost my love for it after Reach. Which I have to commend for having a story other than "Master Chief saves the day again!"
>>140676715
Mei is for bullyD.Va is for love and cuddling
Any good quick tip videos or whatever so someone whos' first beta will be on the 2nd?
>>140677484
Cynical Nerds guides to get a hand of the basic abilities and shit.
Seagull and Ster2 on Youtube both are great, they both think out loud which is nice.
>>140677419
Mei is a mary sue with fat tits
Dva is an annoying gamer sterotype strawman created by aliens who exclusively browsed old counter strike forums and recreated an image of what they think rl people are like
This game has shit waifus and youre all faggots for liking things
Are there any funny OW comics yet?
>>140677724
>Dva is an annoying gamer sterotype strawman created by aliens who exclusively browsed old counter strike forums and recreated an image of what they think rl people are like
autism
>>140677985
No
Tf2 had real character so it was ripe for parody
This game has a bunch of 1dimensional flat characters.
Its bright colorful and simple for kids and stupid people
>>140677724
Anon, are you okayBecause I really don't give a shit and think you should stop being a massive faggot
>>140678275
0/100
>>140678309
Ditto
But its Nice to know i made your butt sting anyway
>stubby t-rex arms
>no mech "head"
>overcomplicated legs
>lack of proper cockpit leaving the pilot vulnerable to attack
They could've designed a better looking mech for D.Va.
>>140674135
The game is off atm right?
>>140678275
TF2 was made for underage gamers as well.
Most games don't care about adults.
You trying to make a different game sound mature is kinda pathetic. I just came to this thread to see if this game might be fun and I will gladly wait with my decision until the open beta starts in 4 days.
>>140678596
>tfw discover ive been let into the beta
>game keeps trying to connect but fails
t-t-t-thanks
>>140678596
Its up right now REAL NIGGA HOURS SENPAI
>>140678731
Your firewall mate
>>140678801
I already gave permission
what else am i suposed to be doing?
>>140678778
Does it use official servers or one hosted by players? That question if kinda silly, I expect them to use only official ones during a beta but will there be private oens?
>>140678910
>asks if Blizzard will allow private servers
Have you been living under a rock or were you just born stupid?
>>140678491
The reason why her mech is shit is because it's basically an automated drone that the Korean army had to rush to repurpose to be piloted after an omnic kaiju worked out how to shut down the drone network.
>>140678997
So they probably will treat their customers like kids again and you can't even say fuck on a server?
>>140678801
>>140678870
well i mean i already gave permission to the firewall, so this means the servers are just down until may 3th?
>>140679231
No anon, something else must be wrong. Have you tried contacting customer support? You should be able to play right now.
>>140679231
I'm enjoying it right now. I think you messed something up.
>>140679364
i didnt pre-order so im guessing its just my expired weekend
>>140679404
rude anon, ive been with you guys waiting from the start as well
>>140678275
I think the TF2 characters being blank slates helped. Their characters were just nationality+job/role. Easier to think of jokes and OC that way.
So I made a theory video.
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdswVOEFRO4&feature=youtu.beYeah yeah, I know I'm shilling. So what?
>>140679683
Advertisement is against the rules. There is a reason why twitch urls are considered spam.
who was the most op heroes before the closed beta ended
>>140679947
>announcing reports
see you in 3 days
>>140680030
cheers love, the cavalry's here
>>140680101
>announcing reports
see you in 3 days
>>140679683
Why is Mei a fat nerd?
>>140677419
>Mei is for bully
I second that notion.
>>140680312>implying i announced anything
;)
>>140680030
All of them were fairly well balanced. The only ones who cried OP on any hero were the ones who sucked at the game or refused to counter.
You'll notice that absolutely no one had any issue with Widowmaker and would actually shit on people for playing her on most maps and on attack. Then suddenly people started to get really good at her, even though she had not received any nerfs or buffs in literally months, and everyone cried for nerfs on her because she was too OP.
Another big one is tracer. People flat out won't counter her and so they cry OP once again. She's quite easy to kill as long as you're grouped up with your team. She's a flanker like Reaper and D.Va. If you want to be a dickface and decide that 1v1 solo is better than teamwork, you'll die to a tracer. And even then most people can kill Tracer in 1v1 as long as you know how her abilities work. Most people get disoriented when she teleports through them and then they get shot from behind. If she blinks out of your LoS, turn the fuck around. If she isn't behind you, turn around once more because she's recalled.
>>140680346
She's got a face worth fucking in that pic.
>>140680470
>She's got a face worth fucking in that pic.
Never said I hate chubbies, she just needs to get bullied hard, desu. I'm sure you can figure a way out.
>>140679582
Anon I don't know if you're trolling or not, but the game isn't out yet.
>>140679231
I'm playing as well.
It must be a corrupted system32. Delete it and reinstall it
>>140651716
>>140651716
What the fuck? Gauss was spotted as a math prodigy as a child specifically because he figured out how to add up 1+2+3...+99+100 by just multiplying 50x101 since if you split 1-100 into 1-49 and 50-100 you can pair all numbers in both camps to produce 101, and there are 50 pairs.
He summed all numbers 1-100 in seconds. Nearly everyone else ever given that assignment as a child added each number one at a time to a rolling sum and then got the wrong answer because 100 steps is too many to perform without an error.
>>140681224
>by just multiplying 50x101
Ugh, no anon that is not how it works. He developed a notation for summation of any amount of natural numbers and that was not even what made him a math genius. Try again.
>>140681542
He didn't do that as a child.
If you have a correction to make, make it. You don't get to go "ur rong" and fuck off. You only get to do the fucking off part.
>>140681797
Except that is gossip and not proven. Hence it is merely a popular story.
>>140681797
except is says that he found the formula as a child already
http://betterexplained.com/articles/techniques-for-adding-the-numbers-1-to-100/
>If you have a correction to make, make it. You don't get to go "ur rong" and fuck off. You only get to do the fucking off part.
made yourself sound like a massive dick
how is this even overwatch related? what characters are good with math? please not that indian cunt.
>>140682242
i'm guessing winston is good at math, he is a scientist
>>140682304
Fuck that. I'M a scientist and fuck math. Math is for machines, not people. People good at math often suck at science. And all the best mathematicians in history were scientists that had to pick math up and improve it because their mathematician colleagues were shit at their jobs.
>>140682604
>>140682604
I mean, usually when someone is smart, they have decent skills in everything, i know a really good physics scientist that's good at math. There are a few branches that require minimal math skills, but those are only a few
>>140682913
>usually when someone is smart, they have decent skills in everything
nope, they're good at one or two things but really bad at everything else
never listen to the political or philosophical opinions of a physicist (michio kaku)
>>140683428
Maybe you're just stupid.
>>140682913
Yeah, that was half my point. I am shit at math but I still had straight 4.0s in all four fucking semesters I spent on Calculus, not to mention the 12 or so classes on physics, engineering, programming, and chemistry that were all heavy on math that nearly averaged 4.0. I was learning that shit to apply it to the real world and consistently top of the class over fucktards learning just the math, not the applications.
If you're smart you go for the big picture. You go to Wall Street or NASA or Google and you use math to better model reality. If you're a retard or an autistic fuck you just learn the math on its own and leave it at that and just generally suck at life.
"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach." applies here. "Those who can, apply mathematics; those who can't, masturbate with numbers and call it rigorous."
>>140683428
Or Neil deGrasse Tyson. Listen more to the guys like Stephen Hawking that are lowkey about their social commentary and always back it up with facts. Dawkins is a good example too, since his scientific career has been the study of life, humans, dna, he created the word "meme", etc. So he's generally pretty insightful about politics and philosophy.
>7000 Reddit comments dedicated to begging for a Beta Key
I don't have access to the early part of the beta but I'm not going to beg for it like they are. It's only 2 days, I can survive.
tfw you'll never pinch mei's fat rolls
Yo, I preordered this early April 29th on PS4, should I have a code or be able to download the open beta off the store by now? Or is it maybe that since I got it so late it might take a little longer? I'm in NA btw
>>140683969
You fucked up son
BastionMain reporting in
>>140683716
Post more cutest omnic
>1d 14h 45m
>>140685939
>tfw couldn't get any days off work this week
>>140684296
STOP
THIS
MEME
COD player here
The skill cap for this game looks really quite low? Can't wait to stomp you all tomorrow
>>140686407
League of Legends player here, im sure ill destroy you friend
What the fuck am I supposed to play for the next day and a half.
>>140686915
>clicks like a retard on the map all day
>MOBA shitter thinks he can score anything in an FPS game
>>140686407
please don't shitpost about my dead game
>>140687034
see (You) in heroic brother
>>140687027
play with yourself, watch some lewd source filmmaker webms of tracer or whatever floats your boat
>>140687093
like how he falls off at 0:04 like he has a stroke, that game looks terrible
>>>/v/ermin
>>140683969
talked to support about this
dw you'll get it still bro
>>140687323
Sweet, thanks my dude. Any specifics on what they said?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10048376/
Vote for your waifu!
>>140687093
What the fuck was the other dude shooting at? He shoots a dude in the group AND the dude that crashes in.
>>140687120
>webms of tracer
You'd better fucking apologize this instant.
D.Va's the only Overwench for me.
>>140687735
I'm surprised how high Mercy is and how low Widowmaker is
>>140687945
Same; I didn't know this many people liked Mercy. I guess people do have good taste.
>>140688098
>I guess people do have good taste.
>D.Va is top
I guess they do.
>>140687735
>>140687945
widowmaker is only good for degenerate stuff like footjobs
tracer is for anal
and D.Va is the most pure and best
>>140689270
>widowmaker is only good for degenerate stuff like footjobs
I don't like widowmaker or footjobs, but why would you class that as degenerate when there's way more awful things out there?
>>140689398
because I love footjobs and people keep telling me its degenerate
I can imagine a slightly sociopathic widow being dominant in the sheets
>>140687769
there was a dude behind the group before i jumped in
>>140687180
it's a robot though so it's probably a short circuit :^)
Black Ops 3 is a fun game, it could've been an actual good game if it wasn't call of duty
>>140689550
Degenerate is a strong word. I'd apply it to scat porn or edgy shit like that.
Footjobs are like, vanilla stuff.
It's just me, I guess.
>>140689646
>Footjobs are like, vanilla stuff
i only got two girls ever do that for me. don't even pretend it is accepted in society as much as you portray it.
I wonder, what Mei and D.Va might be into if they are encouraged enough.
Anyone got a spare code?
>>140689949
sent :)
>>140689949
yes, but not for a tracer poster
>>140686132
>tfw on sick leave until May 19th
what a timely laceration wound at work
I preordered but since it's not from Blizzard (due to Australian pricing) I won't get a code until release.
Anyone got a spare code so I can get into the Beta earlier?
[email protected]
>>140689998
>>140690004
>mfw vasectomy on the 23rd
all according to plan
>>140690071
single use mail addresses don't get my spare code
>>140690079
sent
>>140689850
>don't even pretend it is accepted in society as much as you portray it.
I'm not into that, like I've said before. I just don't get the strong hate towards it s'all.
which overwatch girls are canonically lesbians
Alright famalams, one last code left.
Dubs gets it.
Spare code anyone?
[email protected]
>>140688098
Why wouldnt someone like best girl?
>>140690798
seems legit
>>140690824
Only americans would like the blonde dumb angel stereotype.
>>140690815
Sent :^)
>>140690824
asian or black skin when
>>140690798
>dubs on vg
Please leave this board.
>Reinhardt sees the "dragons" as actual firebreathing dragons
So Reinhardts completely nuts right?
>>140690798
test
>>140691040
Never ever
>>140691176
contact support
i got a beta key but i can't connect to server how long does it take for support to fix this
>>140692216
2 days give or take
>>140679364
>>140687323
>>140692008
>>140692216
they won't do anything, stop meme'ing this support lie
Can anyone send me a key?
[email protected]
>>140692364
have you tried contacting the support for tech support?
>>140692216
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Overwatch+open+beta+launch+date
>he fell for the preorder meme
>>140692414
have you for psychiatric counselling?
>>140692565
yes, now you answer.
>>140692625
no u
>>140690798
check these
>>140692767
so close anon :^)
>>140690798
^:)
>>140690798
just gib code ;_;
[email protected]
>preordered days ago
>still no code
How fucked am I?
>>140693075
>>140693064
>>140692767
there are no dubs on vg you moronsTHAT'S THE JOKE
>>140693130
Wasn't trying for dubs, just want a key. ;_;
[email protected]
>>140693185
>>140693284
>>140693319
>Wasn't trying for dubs, just want a key. ;_;
Try as much as you want, he is baiting you with an image from pleddit re-edited.
>>140690079
> mfw feminine angels are one of my strongest fetishes.
Post best waifu
>>140693982
straps and belts make meaty fit bodies even better
>still no key in my email
t-thanks blizz
>>140693789
refreshingparrot@gmail,com
>>140693982
>>140693982
>best waifu
>posts a britcuck slut who's probably been dicked by mohammed
>>140694398
>upboat arrows
go back to plebbit or imgur
>>140694449
Salty as fuck.
>>140694469
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>140694492
So is Tracer's clunge. Salty pennies.
>>140694579
>>140694449
>>140694398
Underage faggots leave
>>140694671
Sure thing anon
>tfw don't kow if I should get this or Hitman
I play COD atm, is the game too similar to it?
>>140674947
here's your (you)
>ID
Trav#2166
>Region
EU/NA
>Main characters roles
>having mains at all
>time of availability
UTC - 14pm - 9pm
>Quickplay or Ranked or Both
Both
>Voice comms?
Ye
>Rank
lol no
>Early Access Open Beta?
na son
>>140694779
buy it and give me the spare cod to play with you :^)
>>140694860
>>140694884
code* obviously a typo senpai, why would I ask for a spare fish?
>>140694779
>>140694860
>replies to a COD player
>i was just pretenting to play COD
>>140695008
>no good mei skins
>no good dva skins
>>140695159
>Not B.va
>>140695131
muh dick, what is this ruse where you reply to someone rude with lewd?
post ahri in a thong and i leave now and go fuck myself, just post lewd
>>140695196
>B.va
I don't really get it
>>140695196
If she had her normal hair in that skin it would be best.
>>140695283
>>140687093
holy fuck those shadows
>>140695437
okay you win, i dedicate my next one to her right now. and a second if ther will be more.
>>140695437
post butts, desu
>>140695608
give code, desu
>>140695762
:^)95145944754?8806893552459
>>140695817
Thank you anon kun
What are the chances of them announcing a content patch or something substantially large like a map pack or character pack at this years Blizzcon?
The game will have been out for 4 months.
>>140695817
>>140695936
samefag
Blizzard is slowly learning that the way to get people to play your game is to include every possible fetish.
You just wait until the genetically modified furry characters start cropping up.
How is there already so much good overwatch porn?
How?
>>140696136
I can't wait!
>>140696191
You do know how long gameplay has been around for right?
>>140695131
Please tell me there is there more to this
>tfw I can listen to my waifu all the time
What a time to be alive.
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/index.html
>>140696309
Wish I knew anon, only trace i found was on pixiv and it got deleted from there
>>140696089
Yeah take that, because it's hard to F12 and remove the other (You)
>>140696578
>Junkrat
>"Gooday"
>>140695504
every setting on the lowest option there for 144hz
>>140696682
Whatever Anon.
>>140696925
Clearly, you can't. Tracer a best.
>>140697070
Just a matter of taste.
Except for Mercy who's clearly God tier.
>>140697447
Except for the fact that she's a healslut. She can't be perfect if she's a slut.
>>140697479
> implying I am american.
>>140697508
Tracer calls little boys "loves".
> pedoslut
What's the max fov for overwatch?
>>140697590
>I don't understand what motherly love is.
>>140697590
Back to the bread lines then Ivan.
>>140697654
90
>Thirty-Four (34) hours to go
>>140696698
He is Australian
>>140697654
103
>>140697760
I'm Australian, it's "G'day".
More like "Guhday" or "Giday".
>>140698304
Eh whatever
You're feeling offended?
For a murdering bomb-throwing anarchistic madman Junkrat is surprisingly jovial
>>140697692
My body is ready.
>>140698384
Nah, I just feel like it should be labelled properly. Nit picking is fun.
Put them pre-beta friend codes here boys
[email protected]
>>140696578
>play nice play Pharah
that was lame as fuck
>>140698510
sent :)
>>140698510
sent ;)
This game needs more robot girls and more girls in full body suits like Pharah's Raptorian/Mechaqueen suit.
Nothing makes my penis harder than metal girls.
tfw pre ordered OW and I still don't have a beta key. Should I contact support?
Do we know what time the beta is coming back up?
>>140693079
considering its coming out in waves I'd guess a lot
and its been confirmed by blizz
and since you're obviously too fucking stupid to utilize google to work this out for yourself.
so VERY FUCKED
>>140674947
I'm not very good at video games but here's the thing anyways
>faltray1599
>NA
>probably robo monk and cowboy
>eastern standard time 5pm to something like 10am
>both
>yup!
>i wish.
>n
>y
>y
>huge /co/ and /u/ browser
>>140700626
It's fucked up that all the Overwatch robots are male. It's fembotphobia.
>>140701531
Jesus Christ you guys can't do a simple google search? It's really fucking easy to find out.
who else /bastionmain/ here?
>>140701685
Athena and Soundquake are probably the next two heroes to be added to the game.
>>140702034
>laughing_girls.jpg
>>140702034
No main here since i actually wanna win games.
>>140702213
are these kind of body to leg proportions even possible in real life?
>>140702405
nope, it's a cartoon
>>140701957
UUUH CHECK YOUR GOOGLE PRIVILEGE SHITLORD
I'm about to download this game because D.va is a qt. Is Overwatch any fun?
>>140702635
No, it's terrible.
Worst game ever.
>>140702635
top taste
>>140702635
Yes, it's awesome.
Best game ever.
>>140702714
>>140702691
>>140702668
Are updates frequent/big (since it's beta)? My net is shite.
>pre-ordered on day 1
>no code
>no install button
Should I be worried?
>>140703118
If you don't have a code by tomorrow, contact support with proof of purchase.
>>140703118
They didn't ship codes for Europeans.
>>140703206
I'm from the UK and I got my code two days ago.
>>140703206
Yes they did.
post good skins
>>140703338
>post good skins
That is not an Asuka in a plugsuit skin.
>>140703338
You first.
>>140703338
>>140703338
Mechaqueen and Raptorian are both good, but I prefer the ZOE Jehuty colours of the latter.
>>140702405
That's why some assume that she has prostheses
>>140703850
>>140703338
Post Mei
>tfw beta starts for Yurop at 11pm tomorrow
>Will get maybe a few hours play before have to sleep for work
>>140704463
I feel you, fellow wageslave
>>140704001
did you know the first female king in egypt wore a fake beard?
>>140704745
yes
>>140704463
>>140704526
>tfw starts at 7pm for me
>tfw neet
>>140698413
His left arm is invisible, his cosplay is so perfect that he makes sure to bring the bugs to real life
>>140703338
>>140704841
>starts at 7pm tomorrow
Yeah I doubt it, if you have ever played a Blizzard game at launch you know the servers are going to be fucked for at least 4-5 hours.
