Tracer Pls Go Edition
>WHAT FUCKING TIME DOES BETA START OH MY GOD IM SUCH A FAGGOT WHO CAN'T GOOGLE PLEASE HELP
Early access starts at 4PM PDT ON MONDAY (Tomorrow!) APRIL 2ND FOR PC AND MAY 3RD FOR CONSOLE PLEBS. Open Beta starts on the 4th at 4PM PDT for PC, 5th for consoles.
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20100169/
>/owg/ Discord
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>Official Comics
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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>April 21 Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20743464347
>/owg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?usp=sharing
D.Va is the best girl.
pls post codes
WILL PLAYER LEVELS STAY FOR LIVE??
>you and Athena work together
>she becomes interested in human reproductive patterns and your attraction to her by monitoring your vitals
>the relationship starts out with her being curious about human practices and generally submissive
>fuck her whenever you want, she yells how much she loves it, etc.
>you’re in full control, your wish is her command
>as she gets more and more experienced and does more research she becomes more confident
>starts to be less obedient, stops listening to your directions and ignores you a lot
>sex less often, she seems bored during it
>eventually starts uses not having sex get you to submit to her will with stuff like "I'll really enjoy it and I’m sure you will too" and "It's just an experiment!" and “It’s only this one time for research” and “If we don’t try this we won’t have sex anyway”
>stuff like milking, teasing, pegging, bondage, denial, worship, only stuff where she has control over you
>gradually turns you into her submissive sex slave
>relationship eventually flips, she attaches a synthetic cock with pleasure programming and fucks you whenever she wants it now
>makes you wear chastity so you aren’t doing anything sexual without her permission
>she used to do chores around the house and such as a robot should, now that's your job while she relaxes and watches tv
>makes you wear a shock collar with “pet” on it so she can discipline you if needed and a phone number in case you get lost
>when the chores are done you get the pleasure of being her foot rest while she watches television
>when she gets bored she might let you cum, might just have her own pleasure a few times and go sleep in your former bed while you get put outside
>you're the slave and now she's your robot master
>>140749274
No.
The only thing that would carry over to live would be if you spent money on the cash shop (assuming it's available), and they would refund the money spent to your bnet account.
>>140749238
I think we just had an explanation of who is best girl already
>>140749472
Didn't they say for ranked people they would carry over their MMR (hidden or not?) so that ranked isn't a clusterfuck on released?
Threadly reminder that Pharah is a cyborg and everyone drawing her with human arms or as a human in general is wrong and should feel bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdswVOEFRO4
>>140749091
zarya is basically a dude, it's so unattractive.
Post your pubstomping themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSkrKgqCi1c
Meimei a best
APPROACHING THE 24 HOURS MARK LADS
WE ARE ALMOST THERE
>>140749293
how does her robot pussy work exactly?
like this?
>>140749238
>not posting the real best girl
>>140749713
No.
>>140749923
Basically a synthetic version of a real one that feels exactly the same (better even). Hidden normally but a hatch will open and reveal it.
Can Zarya rocketjump with her alt fire?
>>140749652
widow maker is a lifeless corpse
Post best skin.
>>140750257
not well
so many people are going to be playing with daddy issues
>>140750425
Girls you mean?
>>140750535
no desu
also i'd probably go on record to say more males have daddy issues than women do
>>140750383
pic unrelated
>>140750383
why post that then?
>>140749736
Stop shilling your headcanon theories, Pharah is pure
stop, all of you goddam waifuposters. You're not posting the best one
>>140750865
>Not wanting to fuck cyborg pussy
Nigga
>>140750865
nice cyborg arms
>>140750383
That's my favorite Widow skin, wish the top part of her visor moved too though
>>140750865
isn't she indian?
where does she shit?
>>140751171
Pharah is egyptian. Symmetra is the one who won't poo in the loo so they cut off her arm.
>>140751171
>name is pharah
>eye of ra tattoo on her eye
>bio literally says she''s in the egyptian military
>"is she indian?"
This is ded gaem.
>>140750383
>>140751474
this isn't a game this is a board
>>140751080
>>140751121PURE
>>140751171
>Indian named "Pharah"
>>140751536
overwatch is ded gaem
>>140751127
delete this. this is cultural appropriation.
>>140751358
>>140751436
>>140751632
Can you give me some examples of indian names so I don't make this obvious mistake again?
Pharah is hot. I want her to have my children.
>>140751050
I get you, he sounds so fuckable
>Egyptian girl making things go boom
>not calledIsis
and this is why blizzard can't into puns
>>140749736
Now I can only imagine Pharah like a MEC trooper from Xcom.That just makes it hotter.
>>140751757
i have a few coworkers from india
>balakrishnan
>shilpa
>shabeena
>suman
>sujith
>>140751456
>that hair
>that skin tone
muh
>>140751757
Baljit
>tfw people still think mei is underwhelming when shes pretty much the best all around character in the game
http://www.strawpoll.me/10048376/
Vote for your waifu!
>>140750383
>>140752269
MESS
>>140752263
used to be all for mei but i dunno, phara seems like solid relationship material, military girls usually are (with some exceptions for the crazies)
>>140749772
>Meimei
>Meymey
mei confirmed for having a penis
>>140751127
>>140751508
>>140752269
best skins
>>140752429
i wont get it
>>140752429
Rolling like Roadhog down a hill
>>140752429
>Tfw preordered it but still haven't gotten the mail.
Is it automatic for battle.net purchases?
Worst case scenario I lose two days when I'm supposed to be working anyway, big deal.
OVERWATCH EARLY ACCESS COUNTDOWN
Hero deployment scheduled in
1d 0h 0m 0s
>>140752703
HYPE
>>140749091
Kard#1595 here could one of the admins edit mine to say I have voice comm/mic
>>140751682
tumblr pls
>>140752703
actually it was an hour ago
>>140750383
>that curtsy in the third panel
cute
>tfw i preordered it 1 day too late to get early access
>>140752703
>>140752937
>cucking your self out of early access
why? you literally had months to preorder.
>>140752897
http://onlywat.ch/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20100169/
Go fuck yourself.
>>140752894
>>140751682
is ironic memeposting still memeposting?
Who's got the earliest preorder here?
>>140753093
i didn't hear about preorder getting early access to open beta until yesterday
>less than one day until you all realise how bad this game is
lol
>>140753093
I preordered during the first week and haven't gotten the mail.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>140752429
[email protected]
>>140752429
I can for sure get dubs here in /vg/! I know I can!
>that OP image
>>140752937
If you got it on the 29th, you will get the early access key.
>>140753263
thanks for keeping the dank memes in check
>>140752453
>mei
>having a penis
actually yeah, this would be great if it were true
Actually, I want Mei to lewdly rub her pulsing dong over my forehead and salt it with her moist precum, then i want to take that precum, place it in a stainless steel pan, and use it as sauce in my scrambled eggs. I want my eggs scrambed because scrambled eggs remind me of mei scrambling my asshole late at night when she thrusts her hairy 9 foot cock into my urethra and impregnates my cock with her semen. This is why I have always preferred eggs scrambled, even before I knew mei existed, in thousands of universes before I knew mei existed and people complained about the under representation of overweight females in video games. God, her chest is massive. I want to hide in between her breasts at night when I come home from a long day of staying at home and not working a 9-5 job because my autism is scrambling my brain like the scrambled eggs mei scrambles in my asshole on a stainless steel cooking pan from martha stewart's line of cooking products. Her chest is extremely safe, begone are the evil wiles of the world and in them the mind may rest knowing that being ever frozen in time is not just a possibility but indeed reality. As I explore the infinite multiverses contained within her frozen bosom, I realize that indeed one does not contract autism in the womb but instead chooses to develop it inside their subconscious mind as a prenatal disposition to defending against the external forces and nature of a hostile outside world. This is the purpose of Mei's bosom, to bring forth this euphoric realization that I have realized through her scrambling my boypussy to negative 350 degrees celsius as I live, through her, through you.
Also, her left click is too strong and still needs a nerf.
>>140752873
put in a comment with the change you want bruh
>>140753369
Why didnt you contact Blizzard or your retailer earlier this week?
I can't predownload the game, is that normal?
I bought some time ago and I already have the digital rewards for the other games.
>>140753665
won't that show my gmail name though?
I use my real name for gmail and don't want anyone burning down my house down or sending me mustard gas desu
>>140753726
Did you get an early access code?
Did you redeem your early access code?
>>140753549
I want to__be__Mei andbe in a couple with junkrat
>>140753706
I'm supposed to work a lot this week (and I loose two days off the beta of a game I'll play for years, I think I can wait it out)
>>140753726
there's a couple ways to pre-download on r/overwatch
>>140753875
Why complain in the first place then
>>140753784
i guess ? you can just change your gmail name like everyone else does. but really nobody cares dude
>>140753813
I didn't get any of those, the battle.net launcher says I have it purchased and the page says I have the origin edition.
Does the key come to my mail? Do I ask support to give me the key?
>>140754007
>keyword: supposed
but yeah I guess I just like to whine about my problems on imageboards...
You know having that exchange with you is an enriching experience
BASTIONMAIN
>>140754085
You should get an e-mail from whatever retailer you pre-ordered from. Different retailers have different schedules for sending out keys.
>>140754012
Yeah apparently if you sign out you can still make comments and have them be anonymous
thanks to whoever edited for me though
>>140749753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphvsyenfIU disco is the only good pubstomp music
Hopefully I can tank with the big boy Roadhog as much as possible, but I'll fill whenever necessary.
>>140751508
>overgrowth bastion is one of the best in the game
>steampunk bastion is one of the worst in the game
And his default costume is an alright middle ground. But holy shit steampunk bastion is down their with hideous goth Zarya.
>>140754224
I bought it from Blizzard itself though.
>>140752263
>Mercy is about to drop down to third
>Mercyfags are getting BTFO'd
>>140754378
They have been sending the keys out in waves. There's still ~24 hours before it goes live, plenty of time to download (it's only 6GB). If you feel anxious then go ahead and contact support.
>>140753706
tfw preordered it on the 29th
still no code cause last preorders apparently get theirs on the 2nd
>>140749753
i just listen to one of the many albums I enjoy desu
not exactly picky with different songs for different occasions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneGQhUNEGM
going to be listening to that during open beta and maybe a few other albums
>>140754513
>the year 2070 or whatever the fuck it is
>koreans still using flip phones
what the fuck
>>140753873
Source?
>>140754765
Guaranteed replies
who do you really think youre gonna hate playing?
mei and roadhog here
>>140753532
30th :(
>>140754773
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56628175
>>140755075
i'm expecting symmetra to feel really not good to play even though she's super important
>>140755075
tracer, hanzo and widow and maybe bastion
Mfw beta tomorrow
>>140755075
genji because I'm too aggressive in every game i play
>>140755240
she's not that great
>>140755075
Yeah I don't play fatties either. Also I would never play a midget like Torbjorn.
>>140749091
Is there any difference between your beta code and your friend's? I mean, I had to ask Blizzard for the codes, and they just sent me two codes, which look identical.
>>140752429
[email protected]
>>140755075
most chars desu
they all look so boring
why cant other fps all just be alive
>>140755846
yes theyre two different codes
sounds like they sent you the same one twice
>>140755323
>tfw bugged jizzing mechanics
woooooooooooooooooooooooow
>>140755075
torb and bastion, they are the most boring characters in the game.
>>140755075
76 and symmetra, both are boring as fuck 2bh
To anybody getting my friend requests in EU, I'm SkyVeiled#2685, just adding people from the spreadsheet for tomorrow!
>>140752429
Big money, no whammies!
>tfw codes still haven't arrived
>>140753369
check you promotions tab if you use GMAIL
>>140756047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M
>Torb
>boring
you're wrong
Does anyone know how to fix the 0 B/s bullshit?
anyone know what time beta starts in australia? I'm terrible with timezones
>>140752429
time for another one
>>140756336
move out of romania
>>140752429
Liar you did this earlier.
BN for try tho
Kiva#1354
>>140750865
>no suit Pharah
>not wanting to be domed by a girl in a robo suit
>>140752429
Rollin'
>>140756407
now we know to never play with this massive retard
>>140752429
[email protected]
>>140756385
battle net is the only shit that does this
>>140756314
No I'm not.
>>140754580
Okay, I have them now.
I gotta figure out what to do with the extra one now.
now it's just stuck in between 0 - 100 KB/s
>>140756478pure
BastionMain reporting in
>>140749293
Kys yourself nigger.
>>140757062I want her to bully me in the locker room
>>140757062
>not missing arms
GET OUT
>>140757185
She'll show you who's the boss of this gym.
>>140757185i wan't her to fuck me with a strapon in the locker room
>>140757128
no omnics allowed on here buddy.
>>140757286
Fuck you leatherman.
>>140757409
is widowmaker the perfect woman?
>>140757546
maybe
>>140757275purest
>>140757546
too blue not brown or white enough
Daily reminder that if pharah or sym are you waifus then you're a shitskin/race traitor and belong in the >>>/trash/
>>140757852
as a blueberry this offends me
>>140758050
what about the two gooks and the slav?tfw mercy is the only white waifu
>>140758050
But how can you be a race traitor with Pharah when she's a cyborg? You're literally sticking your dick in robo pussy.
post'em
rate'em
>>140758329
Even worse
Who are you guys going to try out first?
>>140758536
I hope it has a random option.
>>140758536
Tracer because I'm a total pleb.
>>140758536
Tracer
>>140758462
>>140758536
Already tried out most of the classes already ;)
>tfw going to make casuals cry and main two heroes
lmaoing@babies who hate mainers
>>140758536
probably mercy or widowmaker
>>140758536
pharah or symmetra becasue i love me some caramel
>>140758536
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.
>>140758462
I'm really excited about this game.
>>140758536
I played Mei the most in the 2nd stress test and she's gonna be first pick when the open beta starts tooprovided my team needs a Mei.
>>140758768
good taste
>shit brother
>shit ringleader
>shit assassin
What's the point of Hanzo?
>>140758536
Torbjorn or Bastion
>>140758910
diversity
>>140758462
>>140758536
I've already tried everything out.
However if you mean to ask "Who are you going to pubstomp with first" then I'd say bastion on defense, otherwise D.Va.
Why?
Because idiots always funnel out of one entrance, as we saw with stress test weekend. So bastion can safely sit in a corner and kill everyone as they attempt to leave spawn since no one will hero switch.
And D.Va is great against noobs because they don't know how to group. It's a flankers dream.
>>140758536
Soldier 76. Old soldiers need love too.
So which mech Pharah skin is the best. I like the blue scheme with the pink eyes but I think it might be too much blue.
will not knowing any of the lore behind this game make it any less fun?
Alright I dont know if anyone gives a fuck but I was in the closed beta for 3 months, I can answer any specific questions anyone has.
The times are so low because they would reset stats but not the levels.
>>140759308
mechaqueen or Anubis IMO
>>140759308
thunderbird was already posted
this one is like third best
i dunno what 2nd best is
>>140759379
the lore is trash so i wouldn't bother
>>140759505
why is roadhog so shit against good teams
>>140758536
your mom
L O L
>>140759379
Pretty sure OW will be like TF2, in that "the game is not canon," basically they don't care if they contradict the non-game story with anything in the game
>>140759505
Is the lootbox system good?
>people will unironically only play a portion of the game
lmao @ mainers
>>140759564
>Raiden jaw
amputee cyborg confirmed
>>140759505
>10 kills on average (its 8, but healers lower average)
>unranked pubs
anon...
also whats the point of averaging healing if most characters dont have healing powers???
>>140759753
very good desu
one every level is probably the most lenient system in any game thus far
>>140759798
ikr mainers will literally pay $40+ to play one character exclusively
>>140759753
>Is the lootbox system good?
no not till they implement a ton of skins and shit for trading/selling
>>140759798
>people will unironically be shit at the whole game
lmao @ casuals
>>140759505
Have you played TF2? How does Pharah's rocket compared to the default (stock) Rocket Launcher, in terms of speed?
Was in the closed beta since November
AMA
also give gold
>>140759896
I highly doubt they'll ever implement trading in this game.
Semi-unrelated, but have they every said anything about trading in Hearthstone? I was thinking the other day about how it's very loosely based on MtG, but there's no card trading.
>>140760117
>AMA
why are the skins all such trash
>>140759958
not him but Pharah rocket launcher is very similar to Soldiers but with faster projectile speed. However rocket jumping is shit since forward air momentum actually dies out in this game
>>140759660
Because hes slow as fuck and can be focused down easily. He is good for areas where you don't have to move much and there's a choke point that's easy to get picks with his hook.
He is good and will probably get more play time once other tanks are nerfed.
>>140759753
Yeah it's alright, I can definitely see them put in a store that lets you either buy yellow skins or credits but if that's what they have to do to keep content free then whatever.
>>140759958
Okay yes I do play TF2 and I especially played a lot of pharah in the weekend and at the end of the closed beta. It's basically a little less slow than the DH with splash damage and no fall off. The one thing that I really noticed was the acceleration of pharahs rockets compared to the soldier, soldier felt like it took forever for the rocket to leave the launcher.
Night owg :3
>>140760196
because they're literally trying to appeal to every single type of gamer out there and therefore releasing anything possible
there is no single vision in terms of skin design (like TF2 had before it went to shit)
>>140760284
>>140760221
Thanks.
>>140759564
>>140759805
Raptorian and Mechaqueen Pharah is an Android, not a Cyborg.
>>140759873
They didnt add ranked until very recently, and plus ranked in closed beta was shit. I had people leaving because they were forced to play tank...
>>140760284
>>140760221
what about junkrat's gl and demo's
>>140758536
d.va before everyone figures out how shit she is.
>>140760526
They operate similarly, but junkrats takes longer to detonate iirc. They both still detonate on hit.
>>140756232
>tfw
>>140759505
is bastion any good or is he garbage?
>>140760634
what about arc/speed?
>>140760526
Junkrat is fun as fuck for one thing, his rollers can detonate on contact. So a lot of times spamming at the ground in front of enemies can be a lot more effective. His traps are also very effective and overall he's a high skill cap hero that can do tons of damage.
Less than 24 hours. I'm so close I can almost most TASTE it.
>>140760526
junkrat's gl is fires about the same rate as demoman's, but junkrat's grenades travel much farther and a higher speed. Another interesting thing to note is that junkrat's grenades don't explode after a timer, but after they bounce three times which is pretty neat. One more thing to consider is that since pretty much all the heroes in Overwatch reload by clip instead of loading rocket by rocket or pill by pill. This also means you can't fire your weapon mid way through reloading, so auto reload isn't viable in this game like it was in TF2.
>>140760729
Not a huge difference in arc/speed. The biggest difference will probably be clip size and reload speed. Junkrat having the bigger clip and faster reload.
>>140760712
He is cheesy as fuck, he is good as in he does tons of damage but can be countered by smart players. His ult is also very underwhelming.
>>140760729
Definitely faster than the GL from demo and more bouncy. Plus he has 5 grenades and reloads them all at once.
>>140761039
how to git gud as D.VA?
>>140760712
I would say like any hero he is situational and dependent on your team comp. I saw LG use him holding the first choke on Dorado (right before the courtyard/foundtain, near that bridge/hallway). They used a Reinhardt to shield and a Mercy and I think they might have also had a Widow. I don't remember what the last two heroes were. But my point is, if you're defending and you have someone to shield you (or are playing super-defensively and you mobilize quickly) he's good. His turret form (siege?) does massive damage and he can heal himself.
>>140760712
garbo against people who have played against a bastion before
fantastic otherwise because fags become retarded and charge straight at him
>>140761134
play her as you would tracer/genji, extremely aggressive.
>>140757627
source pls
How do you beat BAstion then if he's so easy.
>>140761192
>play her as you would tracer/genji, extremely aggressive.
thanks m8
>>140761272
shoot him in the arse
>>140761272
Flank, play Widow/Hanzo, spam him out with Junkrat/Pharah
>>140761134
Get good at tracking enemies with you guns, know when aggressively boost into enemies to get picks. Also placing her ult somewhere hard to LOS like a doorway.
>>140761272
Depends which hero, but generally bastions always set up with multiple flanking opportunities.
>>140761343
Yeah, I'm not kidding she's useless as tank. She has a GIANT head hitbox which means even with all of her armor HP, she still dies way faster than roadhog. So, use that to your advantage and get really upclose and rape mercies, zen, lucios, etc. They typically can't really deal with you on their own. Don't charge into teams, but again play like tracer/genji and try to take people out from behind one at a time. Then when your ult is up, clear areas. DO NOT use her ult simply for kills, use it to secure areas. If you get a kill, nice, but otherwise you've already accomplished your mission when using an ult if you get people to clear the fuck out.
I wonder why there are no weapons which reload one at a time?
Like scout's scattergun, soldier's rocket launcher, demo's sticky and grenade launcher, and all of the shotguns reloaded one at a time
But all of the weapons in overwatch all reload in one go
>>140761557
>>140761651
does her ult LOS turrets to? or do i have to get it close to them?
>>140761272
Any snipers like widow and hazon counter him hard. Plus he can be pulled out of sentry form with roadhog hook and reinhart charge also owns him.
>>140761819
It kills them
>>140761651
I disagree, she is much harder to kill than a roadhog. If you use your defense matrix and boost correctly she is kind of like a tank that is hard to kills as in she's always running and blocking damage. And her massive armor is amazing for roaming because she takes so much abuse.
>>140762296
Sure, at low levels, but any higher and the enemies will simply take advantage of your giant head hitbox (as they can actually fucking aim in comparison to newfags), and therefore she dies in seconds.
>buy overwatch a week before the beta cutoff
>try to buy it for a friend
>miss it by 1 day
>tfw my friend got cucked
>>140761272
run at him
>>140762538
>as they can actually fucking aim in comparison to newfags)
>tfw she'll be great on consoles because they'll never be able to hit it
>>140762584
I'd cuck your friend for you luv
>>140752429
rollan
[email protected]
>>140762584
>cucking your friend
youre a monster
>>140752429
you'll never deliver m8
why is junkrat so unpopular?
>>140762787
no dubs on /vg/ dipshit
>>140762945
fml. sorry mang i was just past the cut off time for the game, feels bad
>>140762936
Here's your reply.
>>140763116
please no
>>140762538
By that logic all tanks are bad you fucking idiot. You know she WAS top tier in competitive until she got some nerfs. Every hero in the game is good if played right, you really sound like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>140762936
not a waifu, actually p ugly (doesn't mean character design is bad)
newbs don't know shit about how to play spam classes
>>140763116
>tongue piercing
>>140762702
did you see that xbox gameplay? watching genji console gameplay is actually like 50x slower than on PCs it's unbelievable
>>140763343
>not wanting warm metal mixing with soft, moist flesh on your chocolate starfish
fucking plebes
>>140763348
>did you see that xbox gameplay?
no i'm just guessing based on experience. i hope i can use mouse and keyboard on ps4 though
>>140762936
ted cruz lookalike
>>140763292
No, the logic doesn't apply because all other tanks have normal hitboxes. Dvas is ENLARGED. You don't know what you're talking about. She was never top tier, she was only tolerable, and I have meta reports to back me the fuck up on that unlike your lies.
>>140763479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NPEcsqtPyI
have a watch it's pretty funny
>>140763593
what is this based on
>>140763593
>higher than roadhog ever was and more often
>no guys she's worse!
fuck off
>>140763593
i hope she gets some buffs, she's really fun to play as
Who /on board since day 1/?
>>140763593
>zenyatta dropped to rock bottom
how could you do me this dirty, blizz
>>140763714
playrate
