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>News
- New Splatoon Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3CPiSOBRs
- Team Patrick has won the latest NA and EU Splatfest!
- Team Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri has won the latest JP Splatest!
- You can watch the Squid Sisters recent live performance, featuring their first solo tracks, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOtjUG5PXlE
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Sex with Amiibos!
No mercy for Octarians!
so what do the new Squid Sister amiibos unlock?
>>140630973
Trailer in the OP.
They let you activate 'Splatfest mode', and you can request the Sisters to perform different songs, including their solos from the concert.
It's unsure yet if the Splatfest setting carries over to Multiplayer maps or if it's just for the lobby.
Friends with Octolings!
>waiting until July to cum on Callie's tentacles
>not just commissioning Bum to make one
>>140631349
Even if you were into that kind of thing, you'd want a GOOD model.
>>140631349
If be afraid of callie's massive, scrumptious, feminine tentacles breaking in the mail.
Did he ever make that sculpture of the tall and thin woomy?
>>140631486
>doubting Bum's abilities
Just ask and I could probably get you one soon. Doesn't take too long
>>140631561
>feminine tentacles
They're about as feminine as a boar on the barbecue
did that drawanon ever finish that thick tentacle kinky woomy?
>>140631616
His abilities are subpar at best. Needless to say he doesn't take much care of his work.
>>140632135
anybody that uses it doesn't need a link
SEXWITHJELONZO!
>>140632010
Look, I fucking hate bum as a person and as a player (though his net seems to be fixed so perhaps that won't be true anymore) but he's a damn good sculptor. He could make a good living off of his sculptures (he's a lazy fuck, though, so this will probably never happen).
>>140632668
bum go away
>>140632010
Bum's actually pretty decent.
>>140632668
That's what I've said. He is a good sculptor, but his ethic, and choice of projects, and care for his projects, are complete shit.
Though I fought him once and he didn't seem that laggy; killed him several times. We must just be on the same wavelength.
When Splatoon comes out I want to see some actual diversity between Sloshers because at the moment there's more diversity in the Splattershot RANGE than there is in the Slosher CLASS. More Sloshers with more diverse mechanics and the same applies to Splattlings
>>140633230
Sloshers have just as many variants as Splatlings and Rollers and more than Brushes. It's a subclass of weapon, what makes you think it's special?
>When Splatoon comes out
What
>>140633521
Slosher are a CLASS. Brushes are a sub-CLASS just like Blasters. As for Splattlings I mentioned that they also need greater diversity
I meant SplatooNX aka Spla2n aka Splatoon 2
>>140633230
There aren't many things you can change when it comes to shotguns, just range and spread. A lack of diversity is to be expected.
Be thankful for your slug-action Sloshing Machine. Oh wait, you're not.
>>140633827
It needs to oneshot, get a fire rate boost or have a larger blast at the end/more spread for me to appreciate it
>>140634030
Bitch you've seen how obnoxious one-shot Blasters can be with their short range and lethargic firerate.
Do you have any idea how broken a one-shot Sloshing Machine would be with its firerate? It would be stronger than a Gal.
What's the name of the first song in the Splatoon concert? I can find the name of every other song but of course not the one I want. And I've been googling and google-translating and comment-searching for over an hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOtjUG5PXlE
>>140634297
Then faster fire rate or even more range
>>140634636
I think you're just being greedy. Drink your Soda.
Is there a video, MP3 or flac of Marie's solo?
>>140634635
Ink Me Up, the Splatfest battle theme
>>140634825
Not yet
>>140634723
Thirsty weapon
Thirsty sub
So many slots wasted on ink abilities you never get to expand your style. Tentateks can stack anything they like because the weapon is fine with nothing stacked
>>140634635
Feed me melon
>>140634979
There are so many weapons that would DREAM of having the Soda's loadout. And if you need Ink Savers outside of a SSP then you just suck. The greed is real.
Goodnight /ink/
Lets be friends again tomorrow
>>140634901
Thank you senpai. Haven't played or bought the game so didn't know.
>>140635326
No worries, hopefully you'll look into it one day, it's really damn good
>>140631762
>>140635507
I guess not
These things take time though
>>140631349
I don't take commissions because they never turn out good like >>140631486 said, and also because they never arrive intact like>>140631561 said. I also have not finished the one you're talking about, It's been sitting half done on my desk for a while because I'm not motivated enough to finish it.
>>140632668
I'm really amateur at it. I couldn't make a living off of it. I've got a condition to pay for and unless you're the best of the best you won't make much.
Amiibo preorders when?
>>140636824
>a condition to pay for
that lollipop addiction really eating into your internet bandwidth funds.
POST OCTOBULLIES
>>140637960
what happened to this artist anyway?
>>140637756
I have good internet now, and the lollipops are unrelated, stop asking me to blog
>>140637960
The most dangerous bullies of Octos of all time
They had a hundred splats each to their names before they even spoke their first words
Truly terrifying
>>140638181
ded
Now i have more amiibos to look forward too. Marie looks fucking great.
>>140632607
underrated
>>140641813
Jelonzo is awful at lovemaking
>>140642454
imagine how good a jellyfish tentacle would feel touching your prostate
>>140630484
>Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri
Jesus Japan has awful taste.
>>140643046
A long strand of agonizing venom, too good
>>140643173
Tuna >>>>>>>>> Salmon
>>140643473
>having this much pleb taste
>>140644492
Not sure why you're making a self analysis
i really hope they add those urinal portal things in spla2n
>>140645689
Teleports that behave like the kettles would be pretty interesting.
Do the recolor inklings and squid come with any new content?
>>140646150
Not that we've heard of
>>140646150
>>140646193
I wish the Squid Sister Amiibos had a special weapon reskin like the Hero weapons.
>>140646367
If it gave you their Hero Weapons it would be fitting... but we've already got those.
>>140646541
I was thinking more Callie/Marie themed this time around with their idol colors and design incorporated into the weapons.
>>140646150
how hard would everyone shit themselves if it came with their hats as gear
>>140646367
I would want Agent 1 and Agent 2 gear personally
>>140646894
Or better, actual rebuilds of their Hero Weapons, not Replicas.
You know how you level up your Heroshot in story mode, until it's firerrate is extreme and can cover the world in ink in seconds?
Well picture the same treatment to a Roller and Charger.
>>140647150
That Agent 1 will never not weird me out.
Using Marie's bathroom!
Not flushing or putting the seat back down when I'm done!
>>140647424
It's the teeny tiny tentacles.
I mean shit, I just realised Callie would need to untie her tentacles to put that beanie on. So she has her full 10.5 foot monsters dragging on the ground while she gives you recon.
>>140647689
Some single women just bolt the toilet seat down for that reason
.... I might have to get two Marie amiibos. One for use, one for dirty use.
>>140649227
Good for you
Guys iku he Matie but I like salute even more
Should I grunt ggf the ammoni?
You're eat to me?
>>140650652
I'd rather eat Marie's ass, if you know what I mean.
>>140650801
I always knew Mariefags had shit taste
When can I preorder the new amiibos?
>>140651052
No Marie would have the tastier ass. All soft and pushy from all that sitting and camping. Not like Callie's concrete buns.
>>140647689
i'm not sure what's worse, not putting the seat down or piss all over it
either way marie's gonna kill you
>>140652238
You ever heard off wiping?
>>140652325
do you have any idea how annoying it is to constantly clean someone else's piss when you need the toilet
>>140652238
Maybe having Marie kill him is his fetish?
I hope the new amiibos offer recolours of the amiibo gear
>>140631190
i REALLY hope it carries over
>>140631190
>>140653096
while i'm happy about the amiibos, it does make splatfest feel a bit less special. hopefully i'm wrong
>>140652732
if it isn't his, its mine
>tfw you're a beakon user and your teammates actually use them efficiently
So much easier to win on maps like Towers
>>140650652
Her face is just like
>Hey what are you doing get out of there
What's your favorite weapon type?
Pic related. Bastard feels like a shotgun and it feels so good to hit people with it as well as covering a decent amount of area.
>>140654723
In the purest sense it is a shotgun.
>>140654618
I've been gone a long time. Are there any new things to vectorize?
>>140654723
I'd say the Octobrushes, especially the Nouveau. It's fun to use and the combination of Splat Bomb/Inkzooka is really flexible and I find it easy to adapt to changing conditions during a match.
>>140655647
>>140654723
Brushes are fun. Standard Carbon is also very nice.
>>140654723
Recently the Slosher and Deco because of the recent changes. Before the Slosher I was a Zap/SSJ faggot
but holy fuck the good old slosh/splatbomb two hit combo feels nice, real nice.
Question absolutely related to the new amiibo,
will hotgluing mess up the paint? Should I buy two?
>>140657421
The paint will be fine.
>>140657421
bum please go
>>140657546
Word, alright then
>>140657421
Getting them wet at all fucks them up.
>>140657421
The amiibo paint will be fine, Rosalina confirms.
Just wash it with cold water after use and pat try with a paper towel or something
>>140654723
I pity you people and your un-pure weapon waifus.
>>140658109
post more smug or smirking woomies
>>140658052
>Why did you open this?
Motherfucker, you know exactly why I opened it.
>>140658148
That's not smug, that's satisfaction.
I think getting off to seeing seed on a statue is gayer than getting off to seeing dick
>>140654216
Holy shit, didn't know you were still alive vectoranon.
Damn, I remember seeing someone wanting a vector of something a while back but I can't remember what it was now.
Oh Callie, you and your cute yet dirty little mind. The real thing is right behind you!
Goodnight Annie
I love you
Why do people still play like complete shit in S rank? Had several games where I had teams of people who only landed 2-3 kills per game.
>>140659776
the skill gap between s and s+ is a gigantic chasm because a majority of S rank players got there by abusing squads and lucking out on the a+99 game
>>140659035Somebody should draw art of Callie masturbating with a Marie amiibo
>>140659776
>Why do people still play like complete shit in S rank?
S rank players tend to be even worse than in other ranks because they were carried there.
>>140659776
It's situational. Sometimes you'll get 1-10'd.
Has the piece with the woomy getting a tentacles shoved up her cunny been finished?
Squads?
today's mamimaman - er, callie and marie - are happy to announce their new amiibos!
>シオカラーズのamiiboの発売が決定!おめでとう!
>the release of squid sisters amiibos has been announced! congratulations!
i am sure they are just as happy about it as you are.
i am very excited for the new amiibos! there has been very little merchandise for the squid sisters, and i am happy to see that change. i just hope i can get my hands on them before they're sold out. ehehe...
callie!
>>140663897
I hope this guy draws more squid sisters in mamaman style
>>140663793
I can start hosting one now, if you're still interested.
NNID:W0lfhound
>4am
>amiibos announced
>boot splatoon just to make a drawing about them
>not my best but post it anyway
>306 yeahs
>>140665150
K. How long you want to wait for more?
>>140665796
It's up to you. Though I get the feeling no one else is going to join this time either.
>>140665950
K. Let's twin then.
>>140666107
i love this artist so much
>>140666882
me too
>>140667139
>Marie.
What's the name of the new songs?
>>140667374
"heart pounding bomb rush" and "seaweed nights" apparently
PAINT
THE
GOD
DAMN
TURF
GOD
DAMMIT
ravaging cute squidboys
AYYYYYYY TIA, you in here?
It's Chris from your friends list, I think we just played together in twin squad! My partner is Indigo.
GG in that match, you were using the Berry Pro right? I was using the Neo Sploosh.
>>140672951
feet?
requesting that comic where callie has a nightmare and goes to tell marie about it while crying please.
>>140672548
any idea what does it say?
or at least what the fuck is going on there
>>140673281
it's like 4 drawings by 4 artists
>>140673353No_______________________________
______________
________
________________
>>140672951
oh, hey! yeah, i probably was. i've been switching a lot though.
>>140673353
he's being raped by a ghost
duh
>>140667340
That's what happens when you use the wrong region's names
>>140672951
>Only recognizes Tia
O-oh
GGs wolf. I'm not pulling my weight tonight
>>140675164
GG! Don't worry about it, you did fine.
why's she so cute, /ink/?
>>140676720
Because you are afraid of real women.
>>140676991
Really Anon? You're going to do this now?
>>140676720
Where the fuck is the Marie one?
>>140678034
here you go!
>>140678293
I wish that truck was my face.
>>140678293
I WONT BE ABLE TO HOLD MY ESSENCE FOR TWO MONTHS
>>140678034
>>140678430
>>140678457
mariefags are so uncouth
>>140678785
Dont throw stones in a glass house.
>>140678903
i'm not like that, though
there is a time and place for lewd posting
>even cum on callie's tentacles anon not desperate enough to cum on callie amiibo
>mariefags literally cannot wait to cum on their amiibos
says a lot
>>140679612
Maybe his first amiibo, but once they become more common/hype dies down he will get a second one to unleash waves of baby batter all over it until it gets that nice crusty yellow layer on it.
>>140680489
okay, now i'm definitely never doing it.
>>140680489
go back to /v/
>>140680660
Just wait. Give it a few months after owning it.
You will get very busy, get horny, ravenously search for anything and anything and there will be Callie looking down at you from your shelf with her welcoming smile.
While I may have gone overboard with the crust.. you seem like the person to clean her gently and cry while doing so asking for forgiveness.
>>140680929
This is the cancer we will have to put up with for the next few months. God help us all.
>>140678984
To be fair that never seems to stop you.
>>140681059
These people were there before, the only thing has changed was a non-clay physical manifestation.
Are you new and pretending to be an oldfag?
>>140680929when you put it that way...
i can't deny the contingency.
>>140681208
Of course they've been here, they can't have gone anywhere. But hotglue is truly one of the worst possible fetishes, not even exaggerating, and these Ambiibo are the catalyst.
>>140681346
I had respect for you anon.
>>140681504
I will not understand why others find it erotic to watch others do it.. but I will admit to a few not family friendly uses for Rosalina.
>>140681504
well, what happens, happens, whether i predict it or not.
>>140681754
Self control is a virtue. If your cum-on-callie's-tentacles posts stop, so do these threads.
goodnight callie
i love youdunno if i'll be making these posts much longer.
with other people starting to post derivatives of it, i'm thinking it could be a little tiring to see them so many times a day.
i think it loses a bit of its meaning with other people posting it for their own waifus as well.
either way, i suppose whether or not these once-a-night posts to callie get posted hardly makes a difference.
i'll think it over.
>>140682359
Please don't stop. Half the memorable stuff from these threads of late are because of you. Nobody gets tired of seeing something that's literally expected at this point.
Who cares if the lesser waifus also get bidden to bed, Callie's the one that matters, and matters to you most.
>>140682359
Giving into your baser instincts is not a bad thing anon. You know Callie will never be real and there has not been one good cosplayer and unless you have the cash for a 2000 dollar a night woman in a Vegas Bunny Ranch.
Let it fly... let it fly. You drew (or collected) pictures of semen on Callie.. it is your dream to do so. You probably had dreams of doing it already.
Now here comes your chance, quality official.. real... physical... Callie.
>>140682359
Look at what you've done /ink/, you killed a meme
I hope you're happy you cunts
>>140682359
Being of a similar nature, I can tell by this post how important this is to you.Enjoy the Callie Amiibo anon. Keep it by your bedside and tell her goodnight that way from now on.
>>140682849
Not only is that unrelated to his post, but that is also one of the worst posts I ever read.
I've seen this guy's posts for months now, I've poked fun at him, I've joked with him, and after all that I can safely say his desires are not as carnal as you say they are. A small plastic toy, or even a cosplayer, will not do it for him. Until he meets Callie at the pearly gates, he'll never be quenched.
>>140683268
>he'll never be quenched.
And that is why hotglueing is so popular. It is the best it is going to get.
>>140683425
unless we build a Callie, robots have come along way
>>140683425
>>140683532
I'm already building a cryostasis chamber for my cat. I'm building a second chamber specially for him.
I just realized, with the squid sisters amiibo, we can check the relative heights of woomies and squid sisters.
Are they really like 1.5 feet taller?
>>140683425
>I'm gonna buy a hotwheels car because I'll never afford a Ferrari, this will surely satisfy me
>>140684069
I don't think the Amiibo are authority on scale, since one of them is a Squid that's the same size as a human-form Inkling.
>>140684087
You said that assuming I dont live in /o/ and come here for vacation.
Different strokes for different folks, anon.
>>140684253
I can't see how going to /o/ means you own a Fezza. I go there too sometimes; it's awful there.
>>140684381
*sigh*
You said that as if some people are not sexually attracted enough to cars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia
No matter how many mental gymnastics you will do, the calliecumtentacleanon will do it at some point in the future and the more he denies himself the worse off he will be. It is best to do the five knuckle shuffle to release the kraken over Callie if only to get it over with, or enjoy it and be happy.
>>140684195
they are the same size in-game though
>>140684638
No they're not, they're roughly head-and-shoulders taller than the normal, fourteen year old Inklings.
>>140684553
And as we all know, carfags are experts on mental health.
>>140684846
i was referring to the squids though, they're surprisingly large
>>140685064
Realized that soon after posting. It makes sense they can't have everything in their designated height though; just look at the disparity among the Smash Amiibo.
>>140685224
I wasn't actually referring to the figures, I meant that using the amiibo makes Callie/Marie stand in the giant amiibo box.
You can have both in-game models for a squid sister and a player inkling side by side and compare heights that way.
>>140685395
Looking at the trailer it looks like they're shrunk down.
Odds they keep recording tracks and actually have enough to eventually put on a full concert at the 2017 Koisen?
>>140685820
I believe we can anticipate new songs for the next one. People went nuts for these ones. It'll take place a lot closer to the NX's release date too, so who knows what will happen.
>>140685962
If Spla2n isn't announced at E3 this year (which I think it will be; that'll instantly move a couple million of them in Nipland), it'll definitely be announced there. They ain't gonna let this one lie, it's full blown milking time.
>>140686086
I have a feeling they'll wait to announce a Splatoon sequel, since they're still marketing the existing game. Knowing there's a follow-up around the corner would hurt those last minute sales.
That and apparently the E3 presentation will focus around Zelda and the NX.
>>140686086
Too soon. If NX isn't showing up, neither is any NX game (aside from Zelda). Expect any Splatoon sequel to be announced EARLIEST at the NX reveal, whenever that'll be.
We don't even know what the NX will be called; 'NX' is still a codename. Naming will be a big deal, since the Wii U did poorly mostly because buyers assumed it was an add-on to the Wii everyone already owned just based off the title.
>>140686446
I bet they haven't even decided on a name yet.
>>140686235
>>140686270
Even Nintendo isn't retarded enough to come to E3 and only have Zelda and nothing else, not even announcements. So what if you miss out on a few thousand extra copies of the original sold the sequel announcement gets you an install base going so then you can start marketing ALL your shit to people straight away.
Nintendo needs to go hard in the mother fuckin paint for the NX launch window, they made the mistake of assuming the 3rd parties were gonna be releasing shit during the launch window and it bit them in the ass hard on the Wii U.
>>140686446
I wouldn't be surprised if the just stick with NX at this point, it's the thing that's already in people's minds and is different enough that it won't be another Wii U situation.
>>140686602
Remember that Splatoon, as provident as it turned out to be, isn't their only successful brand. They could also throw around some Mario and, what is very likely, Pokémon, and watch the hype fly.
>>140686602
Splatoon is moving like 20k a week in Japan still. And I'm sure it's moving units as well. And I know there are newer people playing it cause I keep seeing non-level 50s in ranked. They can't all be alternate saves. And yea, a lot of people are starting to have their own events. FFXV's recent release date event, EA and Bethesda having separate 'E3' events. And Nintendo hasn't had a E3 event in a few years. Nintendo will wait for the right time to have their own BIG NX event, just like Sony and MS had their PS4/X1 events in 2013.
>>140686787
Splatoon is moving like 6k a week in Japan now (though the coming week is their big national holidays so it'll likely be higher). The train has lost a bit of steam.
>>140686845
The concert will also likely bolster some interest.
Would humans and inklings get along? (Assuming It's the human society in It's current state)
>>140687252
Hahahaha nope
Inklings are as xenophobic as they come
>>140687362
That's not true though, Inkopolis is full of non-Inkling species.
They just hate those damn nigger Octos.
>>140687252
With Octorians? Maybe
>>140687252
The Inklings know humans ultimately destroyed themselves and the earth, and took the landmass with them. The very scarce and valuable landmass. They'd want nothing to do with them.
>>140687446
The Squid Sisters do make a lot of crass jokes about Jellyfish.
>>140687632
have they took a shot at shrimp or puss puss yet?
>>140687776
It's safe to assume that Squids are for Squids only, considering how drastically different their sex acts are.
Annie reproduces with spores.
>>140687632
>>140687776
>>140687446
Can they cross breed?
>>140687880
Not a hope in hell. Chemical based lifeforms, y'know.
I want to ____ a squid
>>140688171
be friends with
>>140688171
play with
>>140688171
Torture
>>140688207
>>140688379
YOU CANNOT HAVE THAT WISH.
>>140688527
i wish i could
>>140688527
can i smell the butt of?
would you want Octavio to join in splatfests as a backup DJ for Callie and Marie in spla2n?
Still a prisoner of the snow globe, but made to entertain his captors.
>>140690197
Only if the entertainment is Octavio's public execution
>>140690387
That would be hilarious. A tyrant performing his own funeral dirge, through dubstep no less.
>>140690387
nah nah nah, maybe he would change the songs during splatfest, and talking to him will change the song, so the amiibo would be freed up for something else, like hero sets
>>140690591
As opposed to just asking the singers themselves for requests.
Riding this dumb idea though, Octavio keeps trying to switch the songs back to muh beats, which is why Marie has electrified his snowglobe.
In any case I'd rather they introduce a new Inkling musician. She could be the in-universe DJ for the Sisters and a few of the other bands, and a potential musical rival for Octavio, provided he's still relevant by then.
>>140690591
Or maybe we can try to rescue him and become traitors
>people still don't know how to play Splat zones
>in S rank
Fucking savescumming kids.
>>140692054
Get a Sprinkler and have it fill in for them
>>140692095
My former go-to set for SZ did have it, I should go back to that. It's amazing how big of a difference it does.
>>140692054
How can you not know how to play splat zones
It's literally tiny turf war
>>140692095
Petition for nintendo to replace disconnected players with sprinklers
>>140692213
Two zones is hard
>>140692095
3 guys+Sprinkler vs. 3 guys+Jamal tournament when?
>>140692213
>Petition for nintendo to replace disconnected players with sprinklers
maybe CPU players will be added at some point, with only basic AI patterns, determined by mode
it would be better than not having a player at all
>>140692497
If they had Octoling-tier AI wondering around the map, shooting but accomplishing nothing, it would be a huge hiderance. It's the equivalent of a roaming bag of ink that covers an area your color when you shoot at it.
>>140692754
im sure they can tweak the AI,
like having them gravitate towards zones in splatzones, or follow the rainmaker around without picking it up,
or better yet, they make them jump onto the tower and stay there
>>140693040
That's right, stand on the Zone that we need to stay our color, you blissfully unaware timebomb of enemy ink.
In seriousness I'd be amazed if there was a way you could temporarily summon an invincible Agent 1 or 2 AI to the battle in a sequel, as some kind of ultimate Special only accessible in certain conditions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ylxg1fYZM
>>140678293
This is definitely one of the cutest things ever. In five seconds Marie brought herself to Callie's level of cute.
>>140694250
My one wish is that they introduce at least three or four different Squid Sister songs for Splatfest battles. This one is great, but damn is does it get repetitive after playing non-stop for a few hours.
For that one anon who wanted another version of this
>>140694627
Gee thanks.
>>140694624
I want to sqwad with him
Pitch him against S+ players, see how that goes
>>140695073
Did Pencil Sketch anon ever finish their image?
>>140695954
Couldn't even post the full set you inconsiderate prick
dude
seaweed nights
lmao
>>140696337
Getting high with Marie! Having relaxed, drug filled sex with Marie!
>>140695128
Unfortunately, no. I've hardly been able to work on anything as of late, because my financial issue has been really bad, to the point where I'm now working two jobs 6 days a week almost the whole day. I'm taking a break from drawing for a bit. Today was supposed to be my day off,which is why I took that request last night,but literally when I was right in the middle of it I got called in last minute to work the later shift because my asshole co-worker decided he wanted to leave in the middle of his shift and it was just him and my lead working that night so I got called in.
TL;DR, I'm not doing so good, and I'm taking a hiatus.
>>140697220
You and your fucking blogposting, but it's understandable. I hope you catch a break soon anon, you've earned it.
>>140697794
Just use the admin rights you were just given
Popping by to post some doodles, had the time to draw for once. Going to go study now, bye friends!!
>>140667763
>Marie literally singing about "Dude weed"
>>140699979
Thanks Cuteanon, I like the Callie x Chocobo
good luck with your studies
>>140700143
That's a budgie
>>140695954
Really great ass. Wish there was more good Splatoon porn. You'd think there'd be woomy loli stuff everywhere, but there's not.
>>140688171
>>140688207
>>140688208
>>140688379
Yes, too bad they are not real.Even IF they would exist, they would definately not live on a tiny undiscovered West-Pacific archipelago. We should not talk more about this, since it's only a waste of time
>>140699979
Really gorgeous stuff. Your images do look way better in their full scale.
Cute self portraits too.
>>140700993
Splatoon is set thousands of years in the future, long after humans are extinct. So don't worry about it.
>>140695954
>not posting the re-filling pic
>>140699979
jesus that's a big canvas. if you're still here, is there any particular advantage to starting so huge and then down scaling? personally i always start at 1000x1000 and resize as needed, so i'm pretty curious
(also, as always, very cute!)
>>140701171
Yeah, the ink tank thing was pretty funny. Isn't there a kinda-sfw version floating around?
>>140682635
i see... thank you. if that's the case, i'll go on.
though, i think half is a bit of an exaggeration.
i wouldn't say posting about callie every day is too memorable.
>>140683064
i assure you, if i were to stop bidding her goodnight here, i would do it some other way.
>>140682849
what is this
>>140700143
Thank you!
Time for some Literature and I'm done for the day.
>>140701062
I don't actually work in that scale exactly, I use a big canvas because you can get more detail and cleaner lines.
>>140701485
Well, I start huge because as said before it gives me the opportunity to zoom in for detail and neatness as well as meaning I can do nice smooth lines!
Here's something I did to show my method to a friend a bit ago, I put it on imgur if you're interested. It's just a rubbishy doodle but you get the idea hopefully. The whole thing took like 5 minutes including taking screen shots. (the drawing itself is badly done but I use that method for everything I draw pretty much.) http://imgur.com/a/QrilV
>>140703051
oh! thank you so much, seeing an artist's process is always interesting
>>140703453
squaddingwithiamusorry.png
Is it worth getting this game now?
>>140703937
Just as much as it ever was. It's still immense fun.
>>140700993
>>140701153
Imagine they were real (and not 10.000 years in the future).
>Where would they live?
>What type of government?
>That would contries think of them?
>What/How ....?
>>140703937
Yes, but it was worth it back in May last year
but now that it has been out for almost a year, you now have quite a mountain to climb now.
>>140704165
NOW KISSBloody hell, even in this most basic of basic forms Marie is drawn with bigger tits
>>140704184
Same as if any other alien race lived amongst us. Collective shock and intrigue and fear and xenophobia.
>>140704284
i don't know how people constantly notice things like this
>>140704184
There's very little to be said about Inkling society as is, let alone what Government they're based on.
Octarians appear to follow a dictatorship, and there's possibly a communist format in effect due to the limited resources in the underground.
Squids meanwhile could range from anything like a conventional democratic government to a squid monarchy. It's probably just very similar to Japan.
>>140704465
Breasts are the fourth most important part of a woman
>>140704007
>>140704208
I'm just having doubts about getting it. I don't know how long the Wii U will last, and I don't want my Splatoon life short-lived.
>>140703038
Hey anon, I think you'll be the only one to really appreciate this, but I've pinpointed the cutest sound Callie has ever made.
It's the little 'newm' sound she makes at 0:59 in her song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3CPiSOBRs
>>140704976
The game is a titan in Japan, and still has an ongoing following in the western world. There's no shortage of playerbase. And with the next Nintendo console still at least more than a year away, it won't be going anywhere soon.
>>140704976
Look at other games and see how many you think you'll enjoy. If there are enough then you should go for it
>>140704976
Splatoon will live far into the NX's life if that's what you're worried about, the development team isn't on a rotation like the other AAA shooters, you will have a few years until the next one comes out
and there is plenty of other games you can play on the wiiu
>>140705270
To be fair I bought a bunch of games with Splatoon because I too thought I'd need some variety to get value out of the console, and I STILL haven't played any of them. I've never taken the disc out of the machine. It's that bloody addictive.
Is pure charge up the only thing to even roll on this
I think there is a brand for every ability but ink recovery. Either as main charge up with the other as sub or subs as charge up
>>140705086
her voice is so cute!!!
i've been listening to heartbeat bomb rush on and off ever since i heard it. it's so good...
i love that sound, but i also love her giggle! they're both adorable.
fittingly enough...
>>140705602
The achievement and amiibo clothing don't have any roll bias.
>>140705721
Yes, I know this.
>>140705691
>heartbeat bomb rush
what?
>>140705691
I thought Marie's song was superior at first, but after hearing the crisper recording, Bomb Rush is so, so much better. Until Marie's is released outside of the concert, that's my standing.
It's still not what I picture hearing while activating a Bomb Rush though. Hopefully in the next concert she'll have a go at something more Rock, since that's apparently her musical preference.
>>140705837
The Squid Sisters new solo songs are called 'Heartbeat Bomb Rush' and 'Smoke Seaweed Everyday'.
>>140705837
tokimeki is a japanese word for a throbbing or palpitation of the heart.
so i suppose a more accurate translation would be "heartthrob bomb rush", but i think "heartbeat bomb rush" sounds much better.
>>140705602
Samurai Jacket also affected by this. You'd have to really want something else on one of the other shirts.
>>140706193
I read it as 'Heartpounding' somewhere.
>>140706160
毎日海藻吸う
What if Splatoon 2 was edgy?
>>140704976
I had the exact same feelings back in February when I finally bought a Wii U, I waited too long for the console came down in price and when Nintendo announced they were finished with content updates for Splatoon I went into panic mode and bought the damn thing expecting it to die soon. Three months later and I still have no regrets, I play it almost every night after work and it's as fun as ever. They even released a new weapon pack and announced new amiibos, much to my surprise. If there was a time to get this game now is the best time to do it.
>>140706014
Any excuse to see more air guitar
>>140706738
This is the best picture of Callie
>>140706738
That thing was too big to be called a roller.
Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough.
It was more like a large hunk of iron.
>>140706501
>In 2020, Splatoon Act Zero is released
>It's a gritty reboot and takes place in a cyberpunk future Splatoon world
>All the Inklings look like real people now
is this a jojo reference
>>140707578
No, It's Lucky Star. Episode 5
>>140705602
> SCU sucks
> The jacket is ugly and lumpy
Wouldn't want to roll it in the first place.
>>140707685
Fuck off Tenacityfag
>>140707578
you bet
>>140706501
how much EDGY ON PURPOSE fanart is the for splatoon? i know there's that one weird twitter artist that draws neon gore stuff
>>140708247
I don't know if I want more, it's such a cute, unspoiled game
>>140708247
you mean this one?
>>140708365
Is the scene on the bottom-right implying what I think it is or am I just too deep intolewds
>>140708647
Purple Inkling couldn't get gud at water and got splatted on the slide
>>140708464
yes, that one.
where's that drawing they did of spyke being tortured(?) by squibs. i remember an iron being involved
>>140707725
Now now, don't get butthurt because your ability is worse than mine.
>he doesn't have a Tenacity hat with SCU subs
Now why in the fuck every jap make their squids black i never get that
post gear setups.
>>140710206
how can I rate how fresh you are if you don't post a pic of your squid?
Only recently rolled the hat.
will pants be in Spla2n?
Would this mean they'd need to be taller?
>>140710364
here my squib
>>140708845
why did i subject myself to that?
it is a question i don't think i'll ever be able to answer.
i scoured through every visible pic of theirs on twitter and pixiv. every single one.
there was nothing like that.
>>140710526
Look you already showed off your Ninja Squid.
>>140710206
Poorly timed bait.
>>140710526
>>140710596
Forgat pic
>>140710656
Wouldn't pink hair fit better with the color scheme? Still pretty nice.
>that looks like a delicious tomato!
>that's a red light. it means stop.
>>140708845
That genuinely sounds like something I would draw and then hide in a drawer somewhere only I could find it.
>>140710539
i think this may actually be an oc of some sort
either way this artist is fucking insanei love it
>>140710808
i don't think anyone needed to hear that.
>>140710925
I'm not quite sure what to think of this. would like to see it in action though.
>>140710749
so is X so poisonous she is constantly drunk or high?
>>140710206
>>140710426
nice taste
>>140711716
Nice hat
>>140710206
how fresh am I?
>>140710656
love the shirt. this has nice simple look
>>140710925
ugly shoes and tacky jacket
>>140711716
rainy pls
>>140711983
>Black Trainers
>ugly
Is it my connection or someone else's connection that make the tower jump around sometimes?
It doesn't happen much but I when it does I pray I don't have a charger.
>Look at Ikako! A Splat lint roller! It's sticky! (Cool!)
>......
>Ikako got you~~ Boop
>Boop
>Ikako
>You got me
>>140713270
Jesus christ that autistic squid
>>140713543
She is young, you know
What the fuck is going on with /nintyg/.
wait
one
damn
secondinb4 someone rants about how dogs fit callie more
>>140713713
i dunno but i like it
>>140713713
>>140713956
what;s going on? is is worth taking a break from squid posting?
>>140710965
i hope no one minds me talking about this artist for a moment.
going back through their twitter, their art was surprisingly normal before splatoon released. afterwards they had an odd obsession with spyke, drew some creepy shit, really would like to know what the fuck happened during this time. they took a turn for the worse around the august update, really i can't quite put this into words. it's just fucking weird
here's some choice picks that i can't post without getting banned:
https://twitter.com/UGuA_Gee/status/637967331935694850
https://twitter.com/UGuA_Gee/status/671638650598199296
https://twitter.com/UGuA_Gee/status/679256435419516928
https://twitter.com/UGuA_Gee/status/701761860769419264
>>140714215
/gsg/ shitposter because one of their pastebin links has gsg in it
>>140713991
>>140714428
please go away.
>>140714584
alright then, sorry
>>140714428
Ridiculous/10
I love it
>>140714428
okay thenwe need a squid version of this
Hosting Squad 3/4
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>140715423
sent
RNG IS ON MY SIDE!
>>140712356
Thoughts on pic related?
>>140717715
Good combo on Tri-slosher. Absolutely broken on the Zink Mini.
>>140717715
Pleasure.
>>140714428
Jesus fuck.
rainy posting incoming
you have been warned
>>140717714
fuck i forgot the pic
Reinforced Dynamo Roller
Splash Wall
BubblerRun
I could really go for some sex with Marie right now.
>>140720313
She's... not feeling very well. It's uh... it's a time of the month, see.
>>140720796
I'm not Jewish. I'd still hit that
Hey /ink/ started messing around again recently. Haven't played much since July or so, when Aerospray RG was top shit and everybody used it. Played again today using the same gun and I still topped the charts and won almost every match easily. Is this still as op as it was back then? I only saw two or three other people using it during my two hours or so of playing.
>>140721226
Ew, gross, but still, you've seen how cranky Marie can be on a good day. Right now it's best nobody comes within a hundred feet of her. Or she won't be the only one that's bleeding.
>>140721681
People are so obsessed with splatting that simply inking exclusively or splatting occasionally can get you the win while everyone else plays Splat match
>>140721681
It's pretty bad now. The splash and nzap have taken its place
>>140722169
Accuracy is the winning factor now.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
Anyone want to squad?
>>140722851
>SZ Saltspray
lel no
>>140722802
I want to cum in Marie's private place
today's mmemimma (aka callie) is excited to show everyone her new solo song, heartbeat bomb rush (ときめきボムラッシュ)! i assume this means sameanko will draw marie's song tomorrow.
i for one loved the song! i've listened to it quite a few times now. callie is just the cutest squid with the cutest voice, in my opinion! her laugh can melt hearts.
i find it especially adorable when sameanko draws the squid sisters. it's lucky we've gotten 2 drawings of them in a row, and maybe even 3, tomorrow!
>>140722851
Who do I add
>>140723101
please die pedo
>>140723163
LiveActors.
>>140723263
sent
>>140723258
?
She looks pretty adult to me
How is that pedo
>>140723793
Twin open. Will expand if more people want in.
I've always wondered. If an Inkstrike is fired but doesn't land until after the match has ended, does the area it covers still affect the scores?
>>140723115
Agent 1 is not only the most dangerous Squid alive from sheer skill and performance alone, but merely giggling can kill anyone around her instantly by melting their very hearts. Truly terrifying.
>>140724696
Yes
>>140724696
It does, same as with last second thrown Bombs.
>>140721850
I don't think squids have "times of the month"
Mating season is the closest equivalent in most animals, and that's a whole different issue.
Might be wrong though.
>>140727691
I will gladly volunteer to do more practical research on Marie.
>>140727691
Once a month the female Inkling relines the walls of her internal ink sac. This causes extreme discomfort and irritability.
clutch
>>140728817
Mhm.
hi blackrose
>>140714428
>shouldn't be that bad as I said to myself
>checked the Twitter feed
>mfw
Holy shit what happened to that drawer's mind?
>>140729293
One too many bad rerolls and he snapped.
>>140723115
BIG
MEATY
TENTACLES!
>>140714428
>check first link for myself
>decide to not even bother with the rest of them
I don't wanna deal
>>140730205
Long and strong > Thick and meaty
GGs Carrot. Nice streak.
>>140731116
Good games!
>>140731198
So many close games, too.
>>140714428
Well let's see what google translate comes up with.
>It is not bad! Really I am up to now I think that I've been much possessed by the devil not to hurt anymore anyone
>Jan ugly as possible parts in one shot when the crush after Toka not're rubbed in caught the Toka cunnilingus when they buried my in blankets that the Toka face has become me to nose Lovely Idol when you kiss and smack
>Baan in face splattered to death mix vigorously while stripping direction of the day after tomorrow cuisine of Ronpari is Buchikon the microwave oven still remains paste covered! Pay by hitting the pi pi pi hand begin to do the net Flat sitting on the sofa
>Pretty marriage brain because consider abortion or abortion from roughly pregnancy in any coupling
>No okay still swamp
Okey dokey.
>>140714428
This is not okay.
>>140732152
That second guy is a very good argument for why Nintendo doesn't allow custom hairstyles.
Doesn't look SHIT like an Inkling.
>>140731763
>I think I might have been possessed by the devil but he won't hurt anyone...
Holy shit into the spooky zone we go
pic.twitter.com/0n0eGwSVMj Let's Go in the most wonderful body
>>140733304
What
>>140733304
what's wrong with this guy
>>140733304
I take back everything I ever said about Mariefags or Calliefags or Anniefags or fucking any fags, Xfags are a whole other tier of wut.
>>140733969
He's just a normal guy who really likes B
>>140734327
please stop
>>140734327
Every character needs a fan
Good job B
>>140734320
>>140714428
Anniefag here and holy shit what am I looking at????
Boi I swear if that person touches her next...
Someone hold me...
>>140734793
What would trigger Marie?
>>140734985
Not cumming inside
>>140734327
Come on, this is, like, babbys first bodyhorror
>>140734985
Literally every single thing Callie ever says and does.
Except for when they have sex, that shit's top notch.
>>140734924
Annie and X could not be any more different. For example Annie is likable, and is an actual character, and has an official name.
>>140735785
Since the band members of Chirpy Chips got their names from their placement in the Japanese band name ABXY, I believe their western names should be 'Chir', 'Pea', Chuh', and 'Ips'.
I will henceforth refer to X as Pea.
>>140736302
>>140736526
>>140736739
Dr. is cute af
Just learned this is official art. So I guess these two are indeed friends?
>>140737086
Next door neighbours plus Annie is a god listener and Moe can't get a word in edgewise once Sheldon gets started
>>140737380
>Moe can't get a word in edgewise once Sheldon gets started
Took me a second.
>>140737380
Cute. Perfect pairing. It's a shame Sheldon will forever be disappointed with the extreme lack of puss puss.
>>140737086
Moe looks like a Luna Blaster
>>140737739
w-what
>>140737583
>And so I spent all of last night recalibrating the oscillator within the targeting apparatus of the E-Liter Scope so the operator can gradually zoom in while focusing to enable greater accuracy at long range as the weapon gradually charges! It was a very long process and was very difficult, and I missed all of my favorite cartoons as a result.
>Uh huh...
>LOSER ALER-
>BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
>>140737974
ANNIE DOES NOT HAVE A VAGINA BECAUSE SHE IS A PLANT
>>140738945
anemones are animals
>>140738945
Get a load of this professor of marine biology
LITERALLY r e d d i t™ the weapon
>>140738945
Just had the weirdest mental imagery of Marie stopping by Cooler Heads in a dress each day just to flash her cunt at Annie while making the most mockingly smug face possible.
>>140739259
I still don't think they have them. Coral use spores and whatever.
>>140739425
one of the most obnoxious weapons in the game. i hate splat bomb so much
>>140739425
in what way. it's not even the best bubbler weapon but ink efficiency and a decent fire rate make it worth using
>>140740795
I don't think it's Splatbombs that make it obnoxious
>>140741050
panic button the weapon
>>140741050
It's got a better close range TTK than Tri-Slosher or Zinc, and Splat Bombs are really fucking good. It's far from irrelevant.
>>140741218
kraken weapons are/were just as bad before all the nerfs
I find that a bubbler with good timing and willing to share can turn the tide of the match. Problem is as you said they panic and it's wasted
>>140739610
>Hey. See this? Betcha wish you had one of these didn't ya? Oh yeah. Feels real nice. Okay, see you tomorrow
>>140741780
Best picture of Marie
>>140742013
>>140741780
Love that smug.
>>140741780
Cant wait to hotglue this
>>140742013
I'd fap to it if it was drawn better.
>>140695073
Yeah, that's the one. I remember there being more though.
>>140741605
honestly im just really salty right now because i just went against these level 8 squiggers all with splattershot jrs and i lost against them every single time
they would just always have their bubbler ready despite having like no special charge up, and everytime i would have them in my sights they'd pop bubble and like completely fucking destroy me
im a S rank and ive fought against entire teams of jap eliter & krak-ons and still won and those few matches against these level 8s were just demoralizing
>>140732503
The guys in squid squad are a better example of alternate inkling hairstyles. As seen here:
>>140736302
>>140736526
>>140736739
>>140742663
Morning after.Occurrence of sex inconclusive
>>140743283
Every weapon can produce salt with the right map, mode, team synergy and player skill
>>140743327
Not really, still way too far removed from the recognizable Inkling hairstyle.
>>140742561
How could it be drawn better? Looks pretty quality to me.
>>140743648
If we got Syn and Ba's hairstyles that would be close enough to the default. Vo & Gt would be a bit much
>>140706160
dude
>>140744152
seaweed
>>140744021
I mean the boys hairstyle is difficult to deviate. The girls would have much more variety with bows andagonizingbraids and so on.
>>140744437
(spoilers)lmao(spollers)
>>140744613
It can be done. Heck /ink/ came up with how a tentacle bancho would like in the first few months of the game. Part to the side like Ba. or slicked back or a tentacle quiff or just a shorter version of the girls
>tfw the 30th is the 1 year anniversary of Splatoon
>>140743954
It's too flat. The spats look like they aren't made of spandex. I guess those are minor points but it could improve a lot.
>>140746164
We won't get anything special
>>140746318
She's wearing stockings, not spats.
is /vg/ fast today or is it just me.
>>140750591
it sped up for a bit with the body horror, band art and shipping but it's slowed down again
>>140750887
/vg/ in general, not /ink/.
>>140751406
Think it's just you.
>>140751406
It always seems fast I blink and this thread goes from page 1 to page 8
>>140751406
that's weird, I thought I posted your post and was surprised I didn't any (You)s.
>>140751732
Don't steal my posts
>>140723101
I want the complete picture
>>140755847
That is no uncensored version
>>140755847
I'd rather not have the coppers knocking at my door.
>>140755847
Who needs complete pictures when a grotesque imagination will suffice.
>>140737380
>god listener
Annie is a devout Christian headcanon accepted
>>140710749
>>140711287
I think she's just retarded. It's cool they let a complete vegetable be their lead singer.
I guess this is out of date now.
>>140764892
Now it's just S+ carrying S+.
>>140765597
Poor Marie, she didn't know what was happening to her at the time.
I did this drawing after a nightmare, I ended up spending a long time on it in the hopes of calming down. It worked! Have a cake comfy Callie. Illiteration.
Has anyone translated the concert video
>>140767935
It's nice, Callie looks good in a shirt.
Great to see that you'll still visit time to time.
>>140768136
There were a few lines in one of the other threads, our translator is supposedly working on it.
Subs should be out soon anyway.
is anyones else result screen kind of lagging? like it takes a second or so to start the win music sometimes
callie just fucking dabbed she's a filthy memer
>>140768895
Go to bed Marie
>>140768895
>Wanting a boring, shitty wife that can't even meme
You're depressing.
>decided to play rank again
>start off at B+ 21
>now at B 70
Why did I touch this damn mode again....
>>140769515
Memes are fine in small doses. You want a woman like Marie in the long run.
Callie's archtype is only acceptable late teens/early 20s, annoying late 20s/early 30s, and unacceptable 35+
>>140769709
>I would rather have a massive cynical bitch in my life than an optimistic ball of fun and do-no-wrong
good taste
>>140769515
there's a time and a place for memes and it's not in real life
STOP RETREATING YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
>>140770173
Dances can only exist in real life, even if that dance is a meme.
>>140768668
I've had that happen to me too for a while now.
Would you pimp yourself out for Spyke if it got you perfect rolls on demand?
>>140770863
What I do instead is use a USB drive to manipulate space and time and rupture reality, guaranteeing I'll walk away with what I want every time.
randomly decided to max shoes out and got this with turf wars only, nice
THAT'S RIGHT DISCONNECT YOU GOD AWFUL ROLLER
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>140772559
It's awesome when that happens. I've got four triples by naturally unlocking them.
>>140772559
>tfw natural triples
You guys weren't kidding.
You guys weren't really fucking kidding.
Holy fuck, this was the worst moment I have ever experienced in my life: the S+ a.k.a HELL.
This is where the REAL crazy jap mess start. E-liter madness, annoying Blasters, impossible Tentateks, god-tier Dynamos...
I just had a lose streak. I lost in like more than 10 matches, I had more deaths than splats, and I couldn't even grab the Rainmaker. I was literally humiliated in every single match. None of the weapons I used for didn't had any effect in it.
Now I know why you guys prefer being S neutral, rather then being S+. Because It's hard, but not impossible, while still bringing some fun times. I lost my S+ rank, and I currently ranking again to S+. I'm doing fine, since I'm at 84.
>>140773027
yeah its S+ its true hell
but once you learn, you will destroy everyone in your path
>>140773027
Lessons have to be learned I guess. Not everything /ink/ says is hot air. Good luck though.
>>140769970
You would be cynical as well if you hung around Marie all day long. Marie will not act like that around someone she loves
>>140773487
Callie isn't cynical, and they practically live together. Probably do actually.
>>140774024
Typo.
You would be cynical as well if you hung around Callie all day long. Marie will not act like that around someone she loves
>>140714428
I really like their color palette choices. Bright colors on black look great.
>>140774246
Hard to say. I'm confident I'd get tired of Marie's bullshit long before I get tired of Callie's autism.
>>140774726
This artist is my favorite for Callie and Marie. Both are nice and so pure
>Still not on sadpanda
It hurts.
>>140774726
This. I find Marie far more grating then Callie.
>>140769709
>>140774246
damn you must really hate fun
>>140775163
Well, that was just posted on the cosplayer's twitter
It's not part of the book, I don't thinkI don't think we'll ever be getting scans at this point though...
>>140775070
Personally I find their art to be a bit same-same, it can look like just the same drawing over and over, so not that impressive to look at.
Where they excel is in their adorable slice of life scenarios. They also get their characters spot on; Marie is suitably cold but not heartless, and Callie is appropriately naive and innocent but means well.
Will the Squid Sisters be sold separately?
>ask marie out on a date
>ask her what she wants to do
>she never had to decide before
>picks sushi place she always wanted to try but could not because Callie drags her to burger places
>start asking questions about her
>she blushes because everyone asks about Callie
>back at my place we watch TV
>she falls asleep
>phone falls out of her pocket
>see she has 50 missed calls from Callie
>let her sleep
>I fall asleep
>wake up next morning to her phone light
>over 100 missed calls
>look of depression on Marie's face
>she answers
>Callie screaming on the other end
>realize I may never get to date Marie again because she is Callie's only friend
>kiss her goodbye
>bright red face on Marie
>Marie asks, "Tomorrow, same time?"
>>140776143
Only in Europe.
>>140776143
Only if you dont mind them being slightly... "used"
And on ebay
and for the same price as both
and free 14 day shipping only
or you pay expedited shipping and they pocket the change and "accidentally" use free shipping
>>140776214
>mariefags can't even make their fantasies without complaining about callie
why are they like this
>>140776143
JP only
>>140776214
Why would you ask a married woman on a date?
>>140776367
>calliefags in this much denial that there wont be an Of Mice and Men type deal between the events of Splatoon and Splat2n
>>140776489
Callie would never do something like that to Marie. Despite her faults she means too much.
>>140774435
i want to write up something about this person's colour choices (and rainbow vomit colours as a whole) but that'd be both annoying and off topic
>>140776489
>Callie putting Marie out of her misery
Too sad.
marie can be good but I don't like her fans at all
>>140776486
Fuck off with your fanon.
>>140776754
>Posts a terrible picture of Marie
Not helping.
>>140776305
>>140776352
>>140776374
THOSE ARE NOT THE RESPONSES I WANTED TO HEAR
>>140776715
It reminded me of Yume Nikki and native American art, that's all.
>>140776865
>Don't respond to my fanfiction with more fanfiction
>>140776892
what exactly is so bad about it?
>>140777078
>my
>>140777107
Fat piece of shit. Not even Marie should be depicted that way
DO YOU SEE
IT'S CALLED TOWER CONTROL
THAT'S MEANS
TO GET
THE FUCKING
TOWER
SO GET
TO
THE FUCKING
TOWER
YOU HORSES ASS
>>140777163
she's a little chubby
>>140777107
Too brown
Callie looks really good with a tan; Marie not so much.
>>140776754
this, I may prefer Callie but i like both characters. /ink/ and /v/ are hostel for no reason
>>140776923
i'm not sure where you got native american art from, but yeah it reminds me of yume nikki tooi found the colour choices interesting because in the west i see mentally ill teenagers using them a lot (the subject matter is similar too) hence why i said it was off topic
I CAN SHOOT BETTER THAN YOU YOU SHIT ASS CHAERGER
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHITTER
has anyone uploaded the new songs yet?
>>140778585
Nintendo has. Check the JP channel
any squads going on
>>140779050
I'll join you. NNID?
>>140772860
>shirt i really wanted damage up on got natural bomb range triples
>the combo of damage up main and bomb range trips was too good to roll away
>ended up having to also find different hat/shoes because otherwise the new shirt would just look ugly
that bomb range shirt did do me quite a lot of good though so it was worth it in the end
goodnight callie
i love you
>>140779675
Don't have a squad myself and not enough people in my friend list to make hosting worthwhile.
>>140780067
That's why you post your NNID and people add you. That's how you get friends
do you play with gyro on or off squiggas
>>140780878
Gyro is a crutch that turns bad players into god tier players with no effort
>>140779737
>tfw wasted 20 sea snails
>>140780680
List is just about full
>>140781140
>not enough people in my friend list
>>140780878
I'm awful at it. I'd like to say that my gamepad might just not be as tightly configured anymore but it's probably just me.
Still, I think I do alright on the sticks. I don't play ranked anyway, so it's fine.
>>140781370
>I don't play ranked anyway, so it's fine.
Then why are you even giving your opinion?
>>140781017
>Gyro is a crutch that turns bad players into god tier players with no effort
this fucking nigga
Do sprinklers sprinkle faster since the last patch?
>>140782371
nope,takes around 10 seconds for a sprinkler to fully cover his area
THERE'S 30 SECONDS LEFT IN THE FUCKING MATCHA ND WE'RE PUSHING AND YOU'RE LAYING DOWN BEACONS
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>In the shooting range with bamboozler MK. III
>Shoot target 80 dmg
>Throw burst bomb 105 dmg
>Move over to 3 defense up target
>Shoot target 70 dmg
>Throw burst bomb 122.5 dmg
>2 defense up target takes 127.1
>1 defense up target takes 132.9
>Same happens with E-Liter
>Damage is normal if I only throw bombs
HERE'S A FUCKING IDEA
I'M GONNA GO PAINT AHEAD THE PATH THE TOWER WILL TAKE
THEN I'M GONIG TO LAY IN WAIT FOR THE OTHER TEAM
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A GREAT IDEA
WHEN THE REST OF MY TEAM BRINGS THE TOWER OVER HERE, THERE'S GONNA BE SUCH A HUGE SURPRISE
HUH
I WONDER WHY THE TOWER ISN'T EHRE YET
THEY'LL BE HERE SOON ENOUGH
I'M SURE THEY'LL BE ABLE T OHANDL THE REST OF THE TEAM 3 ON 4
I MEAN THIS IDEA IS TOO GOOD
>>140784020
I noticed that too. I don't know what is wrong with the target and damage. Anyone more knowledge have an idea?
>>140773027
Just use a weapon with kraken.
>>140773027
You'll git gud, anon. Some take longer than others...WHY THE FUCK AREN'T I AS GOOD AS TIM???? I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE JUNE WHY CAN'T I GOT GUD? I WANT TO BE S+ 99 SO SOOOOO BAD
next splatfest when?
>>140788652
that's a small respawn pad.
>>140789915
doesn't look centered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTgKzCfIKo
i know this is supposed to be cute and fun, but the awkward silence for most of the video makes it incredibly unnerving
>>140790106
Didn't know a Judd plush existed. Looks better than the C&M one.
>>140790023
I saw the mistake after uploading
That was sloppy of me, sorry
>>140790390
coolbut those odd numbered dimensions.
>when you're trapped in the hell of not knowing if your problem is playstyle, weapon choice, or needing more practice
>>140741068
When getting pushed away while using the bubbler, the Jr. user will throw a splatbomb right at the distance necessary to explode when it reaches you. The only option is to squid away when you see them throw the bomb, but that means they'll push forward with their bubbler unless you have a teammate also helping push them away.
>>140791060
but now it's smaller
My fucking god. Splat Zones in Ancho-V is incredibly stupid. I'll take Bluefin or Saltspray SZ any day.
>>140791442
perfect
>>140724873
why are you talking about agent 1?
>>140788505
There's just something about these super-muscular squids with manly faces that just cracks me up. We need more of these.
>>140792191
This may surprise you, but Callie is Agent 1's secret identity.
>>140795305
why would you go on the internet and tell lies, anon?
>>140773027
>S is hard
>>140790889
Probably all three.
I keep coming back to Splatoon after hundreds of hours and still learn something new each time.
Marie
>>140800764
>*Little girl noises*
Marie has a crisis about her age and wishes she was younger headcanon accepted.
>>140778585
>>140778670
There are new songs?
>>140801409
The Squid Sisters did two solo performances at the concert.
Callie's is used in the Amiibo trailer. Marie's is about the wonders of drugs.
>>140784020
>>140787059
Burst Bombs deal different levels of damage. A direct hit is 60 damage, but if you throw them on the ground so that the splash damage hits, they only do 35, or 25 right at the outer edge.
>start listening to the recent squid sisters concert
>marie sings so softly and yet powerfully
>get hard
>decide to amp this up to levels of saddness I never thought possible
>take speakers
>turn up the volume
>up the bass a little
>face speakers to one another with about 6 inches between them
>hand vibrates from the sound alone
>switch to Marie's solo
>unzip dick
>let testicles hang between the speakers
>the vibrations of marie's voice
>didnt even last the whole song
On this day I have proven the plausibility of /a/'s timeless question on "how do you fuck a voice?" because today, I let a voice fuck me.
More experimentation is required.
>>140803592
Cool story bro
>>140803592
What the actual fuck.
>>140803592
>mariefags
>>140803592
>orgasm through the power of soundwaves alone
doughnut
>i wouldve let you have the rest of it if you had just asked but no! you just took it!
>you know chocolate chip cake is my favorite!
>oh! you didn't have to buy me a whole nother cake... sorry for getting mad earlier. you can still have some if you want.
>it even says "sorry" on the top! you're too sweet, y'know...
>stealing cake from Callie
That's beneath even Octoscum
Hunting down cake thieves!
Protecting tentacles from cum!
Foiling degenerates and keeping Inklings pure!
>>140802703
That's all well and good but why does it do more damage to the test squids with more defense up even if you throw it in the same way?
>>140808002
But >>140803592 is an Octoling.
>>140765370
Do you mean everyone on /ink/ is S+, or?
>>140797720
How does that dryer work with no electricity?
I understand your frustration
>>140802703
I only tested with bamboozler shots and direct hits. No defense up always scaled up to 105
>>140804976
Perfectly normal people; and they have good taste in squid girls
>>140701171
>>140702749
What pic?
>>140815284
The one of the Inkling girl in the school uniform presenting herself.
>>140815439
Part of the deleted pic's set?
>>140808719
I don't think A players can get matched with S+ players any more.
>>140816336
Unless you're Squadding, in which case, shit nigger, what are you doing.
>>140804041
SQUIB!
>>140817147
If Squib is an official term in Spla2n I will shit my pants
>>140817302
i don't think SquidResearchLab is in charge of localization, so we only have to worry about dank maymays making it in
>>140817801
In honesty we haven't got any real memes so far. Callie hasn't dropped any 'You mad' or 'i can haz' yet.
>>140818000
Don't jinx it, anon
>>140818186
I apologize for my trips. I may have triggered something horrible.
>>140803592
I don't get it. You fapped while your balls were vibrating? Wouldn't that be painful?Do you even have balls? They don't work like that.
>>140810048
You're not getting direct hits. The Bamboozler shot (80 damage) plus the Burst Bomb (60 damage) totals 140, not 105.
105 is a Bamboozler shot and a far hit Burst Bomb (80 + 25). Either you've made a mistake, or there's a glitch.
If Splatoon stages don't go 1-2-1-2 until the rotation ends or give us the ability to vote then I'm not buying it. I'm sick of playing one stage for 4 hours because the developers felt that RNG was a good fit for every aspect of the game
>>140803592
I always knew Mariefags were lowlife degenerates.
>>140819991
There are only two stages in each rotation so players can optimize which weapons and gear to use that best suit those two stages.
If that's uncool go try Overwatch, it looks like it'll be about half as fun.
>>140820328
what does OW do?
>>140820262
No they're pretty cool people.
>>140820328
Read my post again.
There's 2 stages but I have on multiple occasions played entire rotations on one stage because the stages don't rotate but are dictated by formulas I can't wrap my head around or RNG
>>140820328
he's saying he wants to actually play both stages, the game has a tendency to give the same stage over and over if you select battle again.
>>140816306
"Let's Impregnate Inkling Girl!" by Geworin.
> Dat white ink tank.
>>140820531
Imagine Team Fortress except instead of having 9 classes with countless different loadout choices each, you have 21 classes with one loadout each.
I dunno, it looks enjoyable.
>>140820328
>If that's uncool go try Overwatch, it looks like it'll be about half as fun.
-thatsso
>>140819991
I swear, every time Urchin Underpass is in rotation, I just end up playing that map 9 times out of 10.
>>140820763
They should release OW for NX. I'd love to use gyro for that.
>>140820879
Didn't think of that, that would be pretty amazing. I never imagined these motion controls would prove so damn effective, and addictive.
I came for squid memes
where are the squid memes
>>140821216
This girl is a meme
Punishment ...
>>140822034
... results in improvement
>>140820776
nah this >>140820328 is totally Jess
>>140822194
This artist is the ultimate Mariefag.
When Marie goes through the punishment games she gets a tan or shows off her body, while Callie just gets killed.
>>140822194
brown does not fit marie
>>140822194
Would look better if it was a lighter brown
>>140822483
Ganguro Marie is love/life
>>140822579
That was another one of Marie's 'punishments', having to go on vacation while Callie gets the full workload.
Fucking what.
>>140822727
why is that woomy topless?
>>140822815
Why is that woomy the size of the moon?
>>140822869
>>140823148
That doesn't answer my question.
>>140823226
she's a Marie fan, she spends more time sleeping than pursuing a perfect body
>>140824594
If you're gonna draw Marie as a huge piece of shit don't make her that huge a piece of shit.
Looks like you hit bump limit posting fat marie pics
>>140820704
Thanks.
>>140825361
you mean the image limit, we now how have talk to each other, but hitting the limit on fat Marie is better than with Octoscum
>>140825475
True that. In reality though Marie would be fit as fuck, just from Splatfest alone. Just not as fit as Callie, whose entire existence is Rollering and exercise and hyperactivity.
so if Splatoon got a spinoff game, what genre would it be?
puzzle?
>>140826460
Fashion dressup game on smart phones for little girls.
>>140826460
honestly? rhythm game
squidbag to the beat
>>140826460
RPS
>>140826674
FPS.
>>140826460
Cart racing, where your tires leave ink trails. Exact same rules as Turf War, except with cars.
>>140826698
Squidbeats already has that.
>>140826460
Real Time Strategy. Build a base around your respawn pad and expand your turf by inking the map with various weapons and supers whilst your opponents do the same.
Available on all mobile devices
>>140826460
Smash Brothers?
I would pay every cent to my name if Callie and Marie became fighters. I want to see them punch each other so, so badly.
>>140827379
>pay every cent to my name
That's only something a poor person says.
>>140827504
College hits you hard bro.
>>140827379
they might just be background character or assist trophies, with generic Inklings being the fighters.
>>140826460Visual Novel
>>140827770
That's what I'm expecting and sad about.
>>140827379
Give me an entirely Splatoon-themed Smash-style fighting game.
>>140828085
Annie is overpowered, anybody that touches her is poisoned and dies
>>140827171
how about a tower defence? you play as Agent3 and Octolings assault inkopolis, you command other inklings to at as turrets as you prevent the invasion
>>140827038
I remember having this exact idea months ago.
team-based racing game.
>>140828301
Would make more sense if Cuttlefish controlled the field, bring a decrepit commander.
Agents 1 and 2 as ultimate attacks or something.
>>140828378
Why the fuck don't they just combine Mario Kart and Smash Bros? They should be more than able to put multiple franchises into a racing game, not resort to fucking Metal Peaches.
What if the Heavy Splatling had Splash Wall and Kraken?
What if the Splattershot Pro had Splat Bomb and Inkzooka?
What if the H-3 had Suction Bomb and Inkzooka?
What if the Splat Roller had Suction Bomb and Kraken?
>>140828618
Then they'd be too good wouldn't they dumbass.
>>140826460
I really want co-op stealth, like Splinter Cell: Splatoon Edition. Basically the singleplayer campaign fleshed out and way harder.
>>140828618
What if the Dynamo had Splash Wall and Bubbler
>>140743361
is this on the booru or a tumblr? I still can't find it.
>>140829351
Artist is Adrian C. I think it's on their Pixiv.
New thread.
>>140829834
>>140829834
>>140829834
>>140827892
which characters would get a route?
Squidsisters? Agents 1,2,3?Octoling?
>>140828541
It's already beginning with Link and Villager. I bet there's a faction of genwunners that are trying their best to keep MARIO Kart and MARIO Party purely Mario Universe characters. That said I feel they have a way large enough cast that the need to make metal versions aren't necessary.
>>140829546
Thank you Anon. Looks like i have to bite the bullet and make a pixiv account.
