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>News
- New Splatoon Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3CPiSOBRs
- Team Patrick has won the latest NA and EU Splatfest!
- Team Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri has won the latest JP Splatest!
- You can watch the Squid Sisters recent live performance, featuring their first solo tracks, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOtjUG5PXlE
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Sex with Amiibos!
No mercy for Octarians!
so what do the new Squid Sister amiibos unlock?
>>140630973
Trailer in the OP.
They let you activate 'Splatfest mode', and you can request the Sisters to perform different songs, including their solos from the concert.
It's unsure yet if the Splatfest setting carries over to Multiplayer maps or if it's just for the lobby.
Friends with Octolings!
>waiting until July to cum on Callie's tentacles
>not just commissioning Bum to make one
>>140631349
Even if you were into that kind of thing, you'd want a GOOD model.
>>140631349
If be afraid of callie's massive, scrumptious, feminine tentacles breaking in the mail.
Did he ever make that sculpture of the tall and thin woomy?
>>140631486
>doubting Bum's abilities
Just ask and I could probably get you one soon. Doesn't take too long
>>140631561
>feminine tentacles
They're about as feminine as a boar on the barbecue
did that drawanon ever finish that thick tentacle kinky woomy?
>>140631616
His abilities are subpar at best. Needless to say he doesn't take much care of his work.
>>140632135
anybody that uses it doesn't need a link
SEXWITHJELONZO!
>>140632010
Look, I fucking hate bum as a person and as a player (though his net seems to be fixed so perhaps that won't be true anymore) but he's a damn good sculptor. He could make a good living off of his sculptures (he's a lazy fuck, though, so this will probably never happen).
>>140632668
bum go away
>>140632010
Bum's actually pretty decent.
>>140632668
That's what I've said. He is a good sculptor, but his ethic, and choice of projects, and care for his projects, are complete shit.
Though I fought him once and he didn't seem that laggy; killed him several times. We must just be on the same wavelength.
When Splatoon comes out I want to see some actual diversity between Sloshers because at the moment there's more diversity in the Splattershot RANGE than there is in the Slosher CLASS. More Sloshers with more diverse mechanics and the same applies to Splattlings
>>140633230
Sloshers have just as many variants as Splatlings and Rollers and more than Brushes. It's a subclass of weapon, what makes you think it's special?
>When Splatoon comes out
What
>>140633521
Slosher are a CLASS. Brushes are a sub-CLASS just like Blasters. As for Splattlings I mentioned that they also need greater diversity
I meant SplatooNX aka Spla2n aka Splatoon 2
>>140633230
There aren't many things you can change when it comes to shotguns, just range and spread. A lack of diversity is to be expected.
Be thankful for your slug-action Sloshing Machine. Oh wait, you're not.
>>140633827
It needs to oneshot, get a fire rate boost or have a larger blast at the end/more spread for me to appreciate it
>>140634030
Bitch you've seen how obnoxious one-shot Blasters can be with their short range and lethargic firerate.
Do you have any idea how broken a one-shot Sloshing Machine would be with its firerate? It would be stronger than a Gal.
What's the name of the first song in the Splatoon concert? I can find the name of every other song but of course not the one I want. And I've been googling and google-translating and comment-searching for over an hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOtjUG5PXlE
>>140634297
Then faster fire rate or even more range
>>140634636
I think you're just being greedy. Drink your Soda.
Is there a video, MP3 or flac of Marie's solo?
>>140634635
Ink Me Up, the Splatfest battle theme
>>140634825
Not yet
>>140634723
Thirsty weapon
Thirsty sub
So many slots wasted on ink abilities you never get to expand your style. Tentateks can stack anything they like because the weapon is fine with nothing stacked
>>140634635
Feed me melon
>>140634979
>>140634979
There are so many weapons that would DREAM of having the Soda's loadout. And if you need Ink Savers outside of a SSP then you just suck. The greed is real.
Goodnight /ink/
Lets be friends again tomorrow
>>140634901
Thank you senpai. Haven't played or bought the game so didn't know.
>>140635326
No worries, hopefully you'll look into it one day, it's really damn good
>>140631762
>>140635507
I guess not
These things take time though
>>140631349
I don't take commissions because they never turn out good like >>140631486 said, and also because they never arrive intact like>>140631561 said. I also have not finished the one you're talking about, It's been sitting half done on my desk for a while because I'm not motivated enough to finish it.
>>140632668
I'm really amateur at it. I couldn't make a living off of it. I've got a condition to pay for and unless you're the best of the best you won't make much.
>>140630484
Amiibo preorders when?
>>140636824
>a condition to pay for
that lollipop addiction really eating into your internet bandwidth funds.
POST OCTOBULLIES
>>140637960
what happened to this artist anyway?
>>140637756
I have good internet now, and the lollipops are unrelated, stop asking me to blog
>>140637960
The most dangerous bullies of Octos of all time
They had a hundred splats each to their names before they even spoke their first words
Truly terrifying
>>140638181
ded
Now i have more amiibos to look forward too. Marie looks fucking great.
>>140632607
underrated
>>140641813
Jelonzo is awful at lovemaking
>>140642454
imagine how good a jellyfish tentacle would feel touching your prostate
>>140630484
>Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri
Jesus Japan has awful taste.
>>140643046
A long strand of agonizing venom, too good
>>140643173
Tuna >>>>>>>>> Salmon
>>140643473
>having this much pleb taste
>>140644492
Not sure why you're making a self analysis
i really hope they add those urinal portal things in spla2n
>>140645689
Teleports that behave like the kettles would be pretty interesting.
Do the recolor inklings and squid come with any new content?
>>140646150
Not that we've heard of
>>140646150
>>140646193
I wish the Squid Sister Amiibos had a special weapon reskin like the Hero weapons.
>>140646367
If it gave you their Hero Weapons it would be fitting... but we've already got those.
>>140646541
I was thinking more Callie/Marie themed this time around with their idol colors and design incorporated into the weapons.
>>140646150
how hard would everyone shit themselves if it came with their hats as gear
>>140646367
I would want Agent 1 and Agent 2 gear personally
>>140646894
Or better, actual rebuilds of their Hero Weapons, not Replicas.
You know how you level up your Heroshot in story mode, until it's firerrate is extreme and can cover the world in ink in seconds?
Well picture the same treatment to a Roller and Charger.
>>140647150
That Agent 1 will never not weird me out.
Using Marie's bathroom!
Not flushing or putting the seat back down when I'm done!
>>140647424
It's the teeny tiny tentacles.
I mean shit, I just realised Callie would need to untie her tentacles to put that beanie on. So she has her full 10.5 foot monsters dragging on the ground while she gives you recon.
>>140647689
Some single women just bolt the toilet seat down for that reason
.... I might have to get two Marie amiibos. One for use, one for dirty use.
>>140649227
Good for you
Guys iku he Matie but I like salute even more
Should I grunt ggf the ammoni?
You're eat to me?
>>140650652
I'd rather eat Marie's ass, if you know what I mean.
>>140650801
I always knew Mariefags had shit taste
When can I preorder the new amiibos?
>>140651052
No Marie would have the tastier ass. All soft and pushy from all that sitting and camping. Not like Callie's concrete buns.
>>140647689
i'm not sure what's worse, not putting the seat down or piss all over it
either way marie's gonna kill you
>>140652238
You ever heard off wiping?
>>140652325
do you have any idea how annoying it is to constantly clean someone else's piss when you need the toilet
>>140652238
Maybe having Marie kill him is his fetish?
I hope the new amiibos offer recolours of the amiibo gear
>>140631190
i REALLY hope it carries over
>>140631190
>>140653096
while i'm happy about the amiibos, it does make splatfest feel a bit less special. hopefully i'm wrong
>>140652732
if it isn't his, its mine
>tfw you're a beakon user and your teammates actually use them efficiently
So much easier to win on maps like Towers
>>140650652
Her face is just like
>Hey what are you doing get out of there
What's your favorite weapon type?
Pic related. Bastard feels like a shotgun and it feels so good to hit people with it as well as covering a decent amount of area.
>>140654723
In the purest sense it is a shotgun.
>>140654618
I've been gone a long time. Are there any new things to vectorize?
>>140654723
I'd say the Octobrushes, especially the Nouveau. It's fun to use and the combination of Splat Bomb/Inkzooka is really flexible and I find it easy to adapt to changing conditions during a match.
>>140655647
>>140654723
Brushes are fun. Standard Carbon is also very nice.
>>140654723
Recently the Slosher and Deco because of the recent changes. Before the Slosher I was a Zap/SSJ faggot
but holy fuck the good old slosh/splatbomb two hit combo feels nice, real nice.
Question absolutely related to the new amiibo,
will hotgluing mess up the paint? Should I buy two?
>>140657421
The paint will be fine.
>>140657421
bum please go
>>140657546
Word, alright then
>>140657421
Getting them wet at all fucks them up.
>>140657421
The amiibo paint will be fine, Rosalina confirms.
Just wash it with cold water after use and pat try with a paper towel or something
>>140654723
I pity you people and your un-pure weapon waifus.
>>140658109
post more smug or smirking woomies
>>140658052
>Why did you open this?
Motherfucker, you know exactly why I opened it.
>>140658148
That's not smug, that's satisfaction.
I think getting off to seeing seed on a statue is gayer than getting off to seeing dick
>>140654216
Holy shit, didn't know you were still alive vectoranon.
Damn, I remember seeing someone wanting a vector of something a while back but I can't remember what it was now.
Oh Callie, you and your cute yet dirty little mind. The real thing is right behind you!
Goodnight Annie
I love you
Why do people still play like complete shit in S rank? Had several games where I had teams of people who only landed 2-3 kills per game.
>>140659776
the skill gap between s and s+ is a gigantic chasm because a majority of S rank players got there by abusing squads and lucking out on the a+99 game
>>140659035Somebody should draw art of Callie masturbating with a Marie amiibo
>>140659776
>Why do people still play like complete shit in S rank?
S rank players tend to be even worse than in other ranks because they were carried there.
>>140659776
It's situational. Sometimes you'll get 1-10'd.
Has the piece with the woomy getting a tentacles shoved up her cunny been finished?
Squads?
today's mamimaman - er, callie and marie - are happy to announce their new amiibos!
>シオカラーズのamiiboの発売が決定!おめでとう!
>the release of squid sisters amiibos has been announced! congratulations!
i am sure they are just as happy about it as you are.
i am very excited for the new amiibos! there has been very little merchandise for the squid sisters, and i am happy to see that change. i just hope i can get my hands on them before they're sold out. ehehe...
callie!
>>140663897
I hope this guy draws more squid sisters in mamaman style
>>140663793
I can start hosting one now, if you're still interested.
NNID:W0lfhound
>4am
>amiibos announced
>boot splatoon just to make a drawing about them
>not my best but post it anyway
>306 yeahs
>>140665150
K. How long you want to wait for more?
>>140665796
It's up to you. Though I get the feeling no one else is going to join this time either.
>>140665950
K. Let's twin then.
>>140666107
i love this artist so much
>>140666882
me too
>>140667139
>Marie.
What's the name of the new songs?
>>140667139
>>140667374
"heart pounding bomb rush" and "seaweed nights" apparently
PAINT
THE
GOD
DAMN
TURF
GOD
DAMMIT
ravaging cute squidboys
AYYYYYYY TIA, you in here?
It's Chris from your friends list, I think we just played together in twin squad! My partner is Indigo.
GG in that match, you were using the Berry Pro right? I was using the Neo Sploosh.
>>140672951
feet?
requesting that comic where callie has a nightmare and goes to tell marie about it while crying please.
>>140672548
any idea what does it say?
or at least what the fuck is going on there
>>140673281
it's like 4 drawings by 4 artists
>>140673353No_______________________________
______________
________
________________
>>140672951
oh, hey! yeah, i probably was. i've been switching a lot though.
>>140673353
he's being raped by a ghost
duh
>>140667340
That's what happens when you use the wrong region's names
>>140672951
>Only recognizes Tia
O-oh
GGs wolf. I'm not pulling my weight tonight
>>140675164
GG! Don't worry about it, you did fine.
why's she so cute, /ink/?
>>140676720
Because you are afraid of real women.
>>140676991
Really Anon? You're going to do this now?
>>140676720
Where the fuck is the Marie one?
>>140678034
here you go!
>>140678293
I wish that truck was my face.
>>140678293
I WONT BE ABLE TO HOLD MY ESSENCE FOR TWO MONTHS
>>140678034
>>140678430
>>140678457
mariefags are so uncouth
>>140678785
Dont throw stones in a glass house.
>>140678903
i'm not like that, though
there is a time and place for lewd posting
>even cum on callie's tentacles anon not desperate enough to cum on callie amiibo
>mariefags literally cannot wait to cum on their amiibos
says a lot
>>140679612
Maybe his first amiibo, but once they become more common/hype dies down he will get a second one to unleash waves of baby batter all over it until it gets that nice crusty yellow layer on it.
>>140680489
okay, now i'm definitely never doing it.
>>140680489
go back to /v/
>>140680660
Just wait. Give it a few months after owning it.
You will get very busy, get horny, ravenously search for anything and anything and there will be Callie looking down at you from your shelf with her welcoming smile.
While I may have gone overboard with the crust.. you seem like the person to clean her gently and cry while doing so asking for forgiveness.
>>140680929
This is the cancer we will have to put up with for the next few months. God help us all.
>>140678984
To be fair that never seems to stop you.
>>140681059
These people were there before, the only thing has changed was a non-clay physical manifestation.
Are you new and pretending to be an oldfag?
>>140673281
>>140680929when you put it that way...
i can't deny the contingency.
>>140681208
Of course they've been here, they can't have gone anywhere. But hotglue is truly one of the worst possible fetishes, not even exaggerating, and these Ambiibo are the catalyst.
>>140681346
I had respect for you anon.
>>140681504
I will not understand why others find it erotic to watch others do it.. but I will admit to a few not family friendly uses for Rosalina.
>>140681504
well, what happens, happens, whether i predict it or not.
>>140681754
Self control is a virtue. If your cum-on-callie's-tentacles posts stop, so do these threads.
goodnight callie
i love youdunno if i'll be making these posts much longer.
with other people starting to post derivatives of it, i'm thinking it could be a little tiring to see them so many times a day.
i think it loses a bit of its meaning with other people posting it for their own waifus as well.
either way, i suppose whether or not these once-a-night posts to callie get posted hardly makes a difference.
i'll think it over.
>>140682359
Please don't stop. Half the memorable stuff from these threads of late are because of you. Nobody gets tired of seeing something that's literally expected at this point.
Who cares if the lesser waifus also get bidden to bed, Callie's the one that matters, and matters to you most.
>>140682359
Giving into your baser instincts is not a bad thing anon. You know Callie will never be real and there has not been one good cosplayer and unless you have the cash for a 2000 dollar a night woman in a Vegas Bunny Ranch.
Let it fly... let it fly. You drew (or collected) pictures of semen on Callie.. it is your dream to do so. You probably had dreams of doing it already.
Now here comes your chance, quality official.. real... physical... Callie.
>>140682359
Look at what you've done /ink/, you killed a meme
I hope you're happy you cunts
>>140682359
Being of a similar nature, I can tell by this post how important this is to you.Enjoy the Callie Amiibo anon. Keep it by your bedside and tell her goodnight that way from now on.
>>140682849
Not only is that unrelated to his post, but that is also one of the worst posts I ever read.
I've seen this guy's posts for months now, I've poked fun at him, I've joked with him, and after all that I can safely say his desires are not as carnal as you say they are. A small plastic toy, or even a cosplayer, will not do it for him. Until he meets Callie at the pearly gates, he'll never be quenched.
>>140683268
>he'll never be quenched.
And that is why hotglueing is so popular. It is the best it is going to get.
>>140683425
unless we build a Callie, robots have come along way
>>140683425
>>140683532
I'm already building a cryostasis chamber for my cat. I'm building a second chamber specially for him.
I just realized, with the squid sisters amiibo, we can check the relative heights of woomies and squid sisters.
Are they really like 1.5 feet taller?
>>140683425
>I'm gonna buy a hotwheels car because I'll never afford a Ferrari, this will surely satisfy me
>>140684069
I don't think the Amiibo are authority on scale, since one of them is a Squid that's the same size as a human-form Inkling.
>>140684087
You said that assuming I dont live in /o/ and come here for vacation.
Different strokes for different folks, anon.
>>140684253
I can't see how going to /o/ means you own a Fezza. I go there too sometimes; it's awful there.
>>140684381
*sigh*
You said that as if some people are not sexually attracted enough to cars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia
No matter how many mental gymnastics you will do, the calliecumtentacleanon will do it at some point in the future and the more he denies himself the worse off he will be. It is best to do the five knuckle shuffle to release the kraken over Callie if only to get it over with, or enjoy it and be happy.
>>140684195
they are the same size in-game though
>>140684638
No they're not, they're roughly head-and-shoulders taller than the normal, fourteen year old Inklings.
>>140684553
And as we all know, carfags are experts on mental health.
>>140684846
i was referring to the squids though, they're surprisingly large
>>140685064
Realized that soon after posting. It makes sense they can't have everything in their designated height though; just look at the disparity among the Smash Amiibo.
>>140685224
I wasn't actually referring to the figures, I meant that using the amiibo makes Callie/Marie stand in the giant amiibo box.
You can have both in-game models for a squid sister and a player inkling side by side and compare heights that way.
>>140685395
Looking at the trailer it looks like they're shrunk down.
Odds they keep recording tracks and actually have enough to eventually put on a full concert at the 2017 Koisen?
>>140685820
I believe we can anticipate new songs for the next one. People went nuts for these ones. It'll take place a lot closer to the NX's release date too, so who knows what will happen.
>>140685962
If Spla2n isn't announced at E3 this year (which I think it will be; that'll instantly move a couple million of them in Nipland), it'll definitely be announced there. They ain't gonna let this one lie, it's full blown milking time.
>>140686086
I have a feeling they'll wait to announce a Splatoon sequel, since they're still marketing the existing game. Knowing there's a follow-up around the corner would hurt those last minute sales.
That and apparently the E3 presentation will focus around Zelda and the NX.
>>140686086
Too soon. If NX isn't showing up, neither is any NX game (aside from Zelda). Expect any Splatoon sequel to be announced EARLIEST at the NX reveal, whenever that'll be.
We don't even know what the NX will be called; 'NX' is still a codename. Naming will be a big deal, since the Wii U did poorly mostly because buyers assumed it was an add-on to the Wii everyone already owned just based off the title.
>>140686446
I bet they haven't even decided on a name yet.
>>140686235
>>140686270
Even Nintendo isn't retarded enough to come to E3 and only have Zelda and nothing else, not even announcements. So what if you miss out on a few thousand extra copies of the original sold the sequel announcement gets you an install base going so then you can start marketing ALL your shit to people straight away.
Nintendo needs to go hard in the mother fuckin paint for the NX launch window, they made the mistake of assuming the 3rd parties were gonna be releasing shit during the launch window and it bit them in the ass hard on the Wii U.
>>140686446
I wouldn't be surprised if the just stick with NX at this point, it's the thing that's already in people's minds and is different enough that it won't be another Wii U situation.
>>140686602
Remember that Splatoon, as provident as it turned out to be, isn't their only successful brand. They could also throw around some Mario and, what is very likely, Pokémon, and watch the hype fly.
>>140686602
Splatoon is moving like 20k a week in Japan still. And I'm sure it's moving units as well. And I know there are newer people playing it cause I keep seeing non-level 50s in ranked. They can't all be alternate saves. And yea, a lot of people are starting to have their own events. FFXV's recent release date event, EA and Bethesda having separate 'E3' events. And Nintendo hasn't had a E3 event in a few years. Nintendo will wait for the right time to have their own BIG NX event, just like Sony and MS had their PS4/X1 events in 2013.
>>140686787
Splatoon is moving like 6k a week in Japan now (though the coming week is their big national holidays so it'll likely be higher). The train has lost a bit of steam.
>>140686845
The concert will also likely bolster some interest.
Would humans and inklings get along? (Assuming It's the human society in It's current state)
>>140687252
Hahahaha nope
Inklings are as xenophobic as they come
>>140687362
That's not true though, Inkopolis is full of non-Inkling species.
They just hate those damn nigger Octos.
>>140687252
With Octorians? Maybe
>>140687252
The Inklings know humans ultimately destroyed themselves and the earth, and took the landmass with them. The very scarce and valuable landmass. They'd want nothing to do with them.
>>140687446
The Squid Sisters do make a lot of crass jokes about Jellyfish.
>>140687632
have they took a shot at shrimp or puss puss yet?
>>140687776
It's safe to assume that Squids are for Squids only, considering how drastically different their sex acts are.
Annie reproduces with spores.
>>140687632
>>140687776
>>140687446
Can they cross breed?
>>140687880
Not a hope in hell. Chemical based lifeforms, y'know.
I want to ____ a squid
>>140688171
be friends with
>>140688171
play with
>>140688171
Torture
>>140688207
>>140688379
YOU CANNOT HAVE THAT WISH.
>>140688527
>>140688527
i wish i could
>>140688527
can i smell the butt of?
would you want Octavio to join in splatfests as a backup DJ for Callie and Marie in spla2n?
Still a prisoner of the snow globe, but made to entertain his captors.
>>140690197
Only if the entertainment is Octavio's public execution
>>140690387
That would be hilarious. A tyrant performing his own funeral dirge, through dubstep no less.
>>140690387
nah nah nah, maybe he would change the songs during splatfest, and talking to him will change the song, so the amiibo would be freed up for something else, like hero sets
>>140690591
As opposed to just asking the singers themselves for requests.
Riding this dumb idea though, Octavio keeps trying to switch the songs back to muh beats, which is why Marie has electrified his snowglobe.
In any case I'd rather they introduce a new Inkling musician. She could be the in-universe DJ for the Sisters and a few of the other bands, and a potential musical rival for Octavio, provided he's still relevant by then.
>>140690591
Or maybe we can try to rescue him and become traitors
>people still don't know how to play Splat zones
>in S rank
Fucking savescumming kids.
>>140692054
Get a Sprinkler and have it fill in for them
>>140692095
My former go-to set for SZ did have it, I should go back to that. It's amazing how big of a difference it does.
>>140692054
How can you not know how to play splat zones
It's literally tiny turf war
>>140692095
Petition for nintendo to replace disconnected players with sprinklers
>>140692213
Two zones is hard
>>140692095
3 guys+Sprinkler vs. 3 guys+Jamal tournament when?
>>140692213
>Petition for nintendo to replace disconnected players with sprinklers
maybe CPU players will be added at some point, with only basic AI patterns, determined by mode
it would be better than not having a player at all
>>140692497
If they had Octoling-tier AI wondering around the map, shooting but accomplishing nothing, it would be a huge hiderance. It's the equivalent of a roaming bag of ink that covers an area your color when you shoot at it.
>>140692754
im sure they can tweak the AI,
like having them gravitate towards zones in splatzones, or follow the rainmaker around without picking it up,
or better yet, they make them jump onto the tower and stay there
>>140693040
That's right, stand on the Zone that we need to stay our color, you blissfully unaware timebomb of enemy ink.
In seriousness I'd be amazed if there was a way you could temporarily summon an invincible Agent 1 or 2 AI to the battle in a sequel, as some kind of ultimate Special only accessible in certain conditions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ylxg1fYZM
>>140678293
This is definitely one of the cutest things ever. In five seconds Marie brought herself to Callie's level of cute.
>>140694250
My one wish is that they introduce at least three or four different Squid Sister songs for Splatfest battles. This one is great, but damn is does it get repetitive after playing non-stop for a few hours.
For that one anon who wanted another version of this
>>140694627
Gee thanks.
>>140694624
I want to sqwad with him
Pitch him against S+ players, see how that goes
