>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>140355075
>>140446509
Reminder
https://youtu.be/ZpZ_fakwSwc
>get notification that $5 had been withdrawn from my bank account
>freak out because I last transaction I made was like $25 for this steam anime sale
>remember that I'm subbed to fat gambling arab man for the giveaways and that is what the $5 transaction was
>>140446765
>>140446553
Except that you're still trying to compare a skin to something interactive. Entertainment is an important part of life. Without it you'd probably kill yourself after hours of sitting in silence staring at the wall during your down time. CSGO for example, is something you can play for countless hours and costs $15 (if you don't buy it on sale for $5). Compare that to a decent skin that's around a third of that price if you're lucky and get some shit condition. What does that do for you? Changes the color of some pixels on your screen. It's not interactive, it's not entertaining, and it's not money well spent. I swear you people would buy different HUD colors if it wasn't easily changed through the settings.
>>140446765
hot dogs with ketchup, pickle spears, and mustard are pretty good desu
>>140446816
>>140447078
>he can't appreciate aesthetics and art
you're genuinely autistic
no memes
>>140447078
the skin can be resold, so......
>>140447443
>m-muh art
A skin in a video game isn't art.
>>140447683
In most cases for a loss, but your point isn't even valid seeing as how the topic is owning skins and spending money to own those skins.
Post feelings equal to or better than making the other team tilt with a Negev
>>140447443
>csgo skins
>art
oh my
>be bad
>watch Warowl
>get good
>win
first for we should forgive matchfixers
first for matchfixers dont deserve lifetime bans
first for being an actual retard
>>140447860
It isn't much of a topic, you're just mad that people spend loose change on things you don't like. Definitely diagnosable.
Participated in Operation Wildfire.
Operation Missions Fulfilled: 40
Deployment Date: Feb 18, 2016 GMT
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Operation maps during this Operation.
Operation 3-Kill Rounds: 7
Operation Kills: 95
Operation MVPs: 15
Operation Match Wins: 3
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Active Duty maps during this Operation.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 189
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 35
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Competitive Kills: 4224
Competitive MVPs: 541
Competitive Match Wins: 131
Has valve even admitted that there are problems with Nuke?
>tfw no anime friends to play casual with
>>140447078
you sound like a poorfag
>>140448128
If it isn't a topic then why has it been talked about over several posts? Or are you just labeling something you can't argue against as not a topic since there isn't anything else you can fall back on?
>>140448310
People like responding to retards.
>>140448295
id
d
>>140448295
>www steamcommunity com/id/tommythesalami
>>140448373
You're right, I'm responding to one right now.
2:0 Kkona easiest skins of my life :)
>>140448460
You are super mad eh
>>140448602
Just like you I'm simply replying. Think that would put us around the same intensity of being mad. Don't tell me you're getting riled up on the internet, Anon.
All anime fags should get a rope
>>140449056
to tie each other up with in bed?
>>140448859
I am actually very upset, so basically you admitted to being very upset.
>>140449056
to hang niggers?
>>140448128
There are legitimate reasons to not like a cosmetic market being brought into the game, ie. the giant influx of gambling, the majority of gamblers being underage. What's worse is it's reinforced by stream personalities throwing around thousands of dollars in skins given to them by gambling sites for exposure. Not to mention match fixing.
Skins have only been a detriment to counter strike.
>>140449156
You got me Anon. This whole time you've been fight clubbing yourself and have been arguing with yourself.
>>140449292
You really are mad huh gosh
>>140449229
if it wasn't forskines cs would be dead
>>140449126
Thanks for contributing to the thread faggot
dys
>>140449457
cmonBruh
what does it meme
where the FUCK are the standings for the faceit ecs league shit fuck
>>140449801
>comparing cs to chess
What did he mean by this?
>>140449801
i dunno but now he's """"pro""" in a game with 20 tick servers AHAHAHA
>>140449801
>Being this angry over a game
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgZhe22emeA
>>140450019
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Esports_Championship_Series/Season_1/North_America
>>140450849
i thought this was america
>try to get good with the scout and all I hit are bodies
>>140451363
sounds like you didn't get good tee bee aych
>>140451363
Play hs only ffa
tfw i report everyone who juan deags me
>>140451467
Key word was "try"
>>140451517
i report everyone
>>140451496
This is a terrible suggestion as it gives you more time to ready your shots since you can't get sprayed down.
>>140451676
yeah, when i was not shit at getting HS, i would try to only get 1 taps on normal ffa dm then go to hs dm and shit on shitters
>play comp with >>140448451
>it's exactly what's expected
>>140451676
He's literally incapable of even aiming for the head if he's hitting body shots. You should be hitting heads or nothing.
Hs only will at least force him to aim for the head
>>140451517
i report everyone who kills me in a remotely suspicious way
the rest of the time i just rage about how on my screen, i shot 7 bullets but on the replay, i only shot 1
>>140451959
>adding someone who cant into urls correctly
nty
Took a long break, im trying to rebuild an inventory. If you have any spare cases I'd really appreciate them.
steamcommunity.com/id/thcandpizza
>>140452321
sent
>>140452321
>under 500
u cant fool me dumb niggr
So I'm trying to change the way I use my mouse, cause I use mine like an absolute fucking retard. I just lay my wrist down, and basically rotate my mouse around that one point, and I know that's the reason I have aiming issues on this game.
It's so fucking hard actually using the whole mouse pad. Any tips or am I just an absolute fucking autist that should uninstall?
tfw no csgog bf to roleplay crips with while we play
>>140452727
get a bigger desk n lower ur sens u mad man
DaZeD confirmed redpilled. He just said he loves Trump and Clinton should be in jail.
>>140452727
I don't even use a mousepad
stop being bad
>>140452895
What a fucking hero
>solo queue
>my team is a loud fat girl and 3 whiteknights
>>140453065
>>140453065
So many triggered libtards in chat, it's hilarious.
DAZED TRIGGERING THE CHAT LMAO
whoa dazed is streaming and I didn't know about it?!?
>>140453168
>One girl in a team of 10 in casual
>they are all trying to talk too her
embarrassing really
>>140453685
>play with a girl in comp
>everyone trying to hit on her
>she's eating that shit up
>one round, she doesn't plant the bomb, and fucks us over
>tell her she fucked us over because she didn't get bomb down
>she tells me to shut my mouth
>call her a fucking cunt
>get kicked from team
It's really sad how many fucking white knights play this game
>>140453489
>>140453204
>>140452895
>trumptards so up their own ass they don't realize he's memeing
>>140453685
>one girl in casual
>hides in t spawn until last one alive
>awkwardly starts jumping around the map
>opens her mic every time she presses m1 or sees someone
>people actually get mad and leave
It was a surreal experience
>>140453964
Dat denial
Get ysed to saying "President Trump"
>>140453873
>can't talk to a female without calling them a cunt
where did mommy touch you
>>140453873
everyone wants that internet poon
>when you could get anime cuties for 9.99$
>>140453873
That's happened to me too
>autist girl in mic says 'knife only'
>all the white knights are like yeah hurr fun XD
>I pull out the p90 with anime sticker
>spray 50 bullets into the girl
>kicked
>>140454154
Bitch i give dat 2 u 4 free 99
>dazed shilling for israel now
i thought trump hated israel?
>>140454343
trump loves kikes and kikes love trump
>>140454343
Dazed is Jewish, not surprising.
>>140454392
but the only reason i voted for him in the primary is because he said he didn't want to support israel anymore wtf
>>140454343
Nah, he just doesn't have the weird thing where he blames palestine for existing the other Rs have
>>140454090
I'm an equal opportunist. If it was a dude, I would have said the same thing. Being a girl doesn't give you a free pass to fuck around and not get criticised for it.
>>140454464
I don't think he does but you have no chance of winning in American politics unless you bend over to Israel
>>140454464
you fell for his plan
>>140454464
Did you ever even listen to him talk in israel? He never said that.
>>140454591
yes i listgened to him talk about it a few weeks ago
>tfw \_ounged too long and now my back hurts
Someone send dazed the mexican riot in Cali
>moe isn't pro anymore so he toggles back on in pugs
so i got over 150 wins. when do i start doing overwatch to report hackers?
>moe
moe just lost 33k in 10 seconds lmao
>not watching /ourguy/ DaZeD
>>140458683
>lose house money
>he lost real money!
why is summit1g advertising a scam site like csgodiamonds? do streamers have any integrity at all?
baka desu senpai
>>140458864
>>140458683
>>140458617
>>140458854
this. at least dazed plays cs most of the time
>>140459008
I don't gamble, how are they a scam?
>finally meet new roomate
>hes not a cute boy
>he vapes
>he comes with his faggot friend and two roastie whores
fml
>want to buy a few skins from the new case
>they're still inflated
i hate waiting
if you arent reporting moe right now i feel bad for you son
>>140459058
Do really gay stuff till they leave then smoke cigs and call him a faggot poser for vaping
>>140459058
>hes not a cute boy
go get a new roommate tbqh
>>140459058
is hades your new roomate?
>>140459408
At least Hades is hot AF for a canuk
>>140459054
It pays 1:1 on a 47.5% chance.
This may seem pretty normal, even good for casino standards but this site actually gives you the option to bet such small amounts (and "auto betting") that you create a sample size big enough for normal distribution to kick in. This means that over hundreds/thousands of seemingly insignificant bets you're going to win 47.5% of them on the best case scenario, ultimately losing your money since you've got a negative growth (aka deficit).
This is why this site is a scam site. Even roulette gives you a fair 50% chance for a 1:1 return.
You will most likely see people losing all their skins because they lack knowledge of basic statistics.
>>140459613
The roulette sites dont give you 50%, you aren't factoring in green in the red/black/green. Also that doesn't fit my definition of a scam. Sounds like they're very upfront about it. A scam would lie to you, like a carnie game that says it's fair but the targets you know over are nailed down. Diamonds just sounds like a betting site with bad odds.
I want to do my placements should I just mute everyone? I don't really know buy strats or any callouts cause all i play is 16000 servers or casual mm. but my SMFC friend says im good and people cry at me about hacks daily
>>140459843
They may be very upfront about it but it's a site specially designed to make you lose money, there's no skill involved and the possibility of automatically throwing away your money. While you and me may understand the ins and outs of normal distribution this channel is aimed to 14yo kids that may lack the statistic knowledge not to lose their "money".
About the roulette, you're right, even the most retarded classic casino game gives you a 49.8% chance to win 1:1.
Besides, summit1g probably gets free credit when off stream so he's actually not losing money while encouraging everyone to lose theirs.
It's fucking retarded 2bh.
>Buying stickers from your offers and reselling them on the market for a 5 cent profit
who /mischief/ here?
Tell me would you bet black a thousand times on roulette? No? Well you'd have a better chance of making a profit than on this csgodiamonds site
>>140460483
Why didn't I think of that?
It's easier to make a profit betting onDota.
>>140460483
DUDE ARE U DONALD TRUMBS HEIR?
>open up Moe Assad golden god stram
>literally the first thing I hear is him and summit discussing their settings for csgodiamonds auto betting
Nice game gotards
crab T B H
>>140460483
literally built up a fortune of $10 on this
drug war veteran is the best
>>140460331
>>>/reddit/
>>140460836
it's the most boring shit ever how do they get so many viewers?
>>140460959
sorry I don't browse reddit and I've been here since 08 so fuck off retard and fuck your scam site. I bet you're some kind of subhuman slav
>>140461116
Your post is literally "think of the children!". I repeat:
>>>/reddit/
when you are a mge smurf in gnm.
>>140461256
This may be the lowest tier of bait I've ever seen
Kill yourself subhuman
>>140461443
when your main is mge
>>140461617
i could go up to ge if i had a nice lobby. soloqueing agaisnt hackers sucks.
>>140461657
"i should be GE"
every shitter ever
>>140461737
u mad?
>>140461737
these retards are in every comp game
cant look at their own play its always mm/hackers/trolls/feeders holding them back
>>140461813
im 12 rws in esea retard. btw your ass is burnt
>moe ghosting
Lmao the absolute madman.
>>140462058
but ur not ge
>all these NAfags
baka
tfw you're actually a silver elite with 20 comp wins and novas are calling you a smurf
Get rekt kiddos
>>140459998
bump
>>140464234
oh lookie, a fine german looking lad
>>140464293
>tfw sem with 15 wins
>middle frag most of the time
>nobody ever talks to me or accuses me of anything
:|
moe is way more fun to watch when he's playing hizzy desu
>that tfw when all you know is memes
>dead thread
:|
>>140468459
It'll pick up in 37 minutes or so when splyce vs optic happens, I guess
tfw arms feel like jelly from lifting and it throws off my aim
>>140468809
>he fell for the lifting meme
>>140461657
>betted on splyce
>>140470496
betted on 1 map for splyce
kill me
>Trying to rank up my real account
>Everyone calls me a smurf
This is a compliment right?
>>140470496
>>140470889
>betting on NA cs
>>140471376
>being so new you don't know this is posted to laugh at people who bet na overdogs
>>140471642
>new
>implying you can name who this is
>>140471802
ptr of course
Guys why does Insurgency look 10x better than csgo AND requires less resources than csgo??
>>140471973
not even close
about as close as splyce are to winning this map
post some sexy anime girls for me to jack off to
>>140472820
kys ;)
>>140472820
MODS
>>140472651
>>140472820
wtf is wrong with her leg?
alright got a 1 day ban from dota matchmaking again
and now i'm back here
>>140473054
her foot is broken...
>>140472820
>>140473054
enjoy your ban kid you fucking homo get dick up your ass
>>140473054
>>140473139
>get dick up your ass
that's the first thing you could come up with to wish on a fag?
>>140472820
>>140473054
fuck your gay shit
for decent and not gay shit porn visit https://twitter.com/nsfw_chan
fap while you play csgo
fucking faggot
I'm seeing my gf later today is there anything epic I could get her to read for a csgog vocaroo
Will Splyce stop choking?
>>140474009
only if you choke on my dick lol
>>140474053
lol
>>140474374
who care..............
lads, remember me, the guy who said he spent $60 on a Kinguin knife case?
:^)
why don't gamblers brag about the times they lose money?
>he doubteded splyce
richard i know you're reading this
your suit is terrible
>>140474679
is this the opening to backdoor sluts 13
>>140474546
What did he mean by this?
>>140474768
thats not important right now anon. what's important is having you in my arms. hold me.
Please optic
take my energy not my skins
>>140474970
its a type of gambling. you spend a certain amount and get a knife of a certain tier which is either worth less or more than you paid.
>>140454343
>i thought trump hated israel?
Good goyim.
>he's subbed to a streamer
>>140460483
a what?
>>140475291
>he donates to streamers to """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""troll""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with donation comments
>>140475351
>he isn't ip banned from twitch for making multiple death threats
source 2 when?
>>140475598
>not bypassing ip bans in seconds by resetting router
>>140474546
congrats retard you lost money
>>140475691
tomorrow
>>140475857
thank
>>140475691
probably never
does anyone else listen to porn while playing
>>140476051
idk lolz
>>140476051
yeah sometimes I listen to porn to see how long I can go without giving in and fapping
who care.............
>>140476479
all me
>>140476479
i love this meme
ummm, hello????
>>140460483
>not buying Major Sticker Capsules for 25% of their price and sell them for 300% profit 5 days later
filthy casul
>donate 20$ to summit1g with funny text
>have a good chuckle
>not have enough moneys to pay for rent
>summit has a gtr
>mfw
how retarded on a scale of 1 to 10 am i senpaitachi
>>140477321
>summit1g
can we have some 1gs in the magog
>>140477321
>donating to summit out of all streamers
>donating at all
>>140477321
what the fuck are you doing with your life anon
Dig or Tempo?
>>140477690
me :3
>>140477678
I feel like streamers replaced friends in my life. Is it weird
@Kenziereelgril
Broke up with @C9shroud about a week ago. Reasons : he changed completely, no commitment, etc. Ill leave you guys with that. Enjoy twitter ✌
>>140477781
that's literally pathetic and i feel bad for you
i'll be your friend and you don't even have to give me money
>>140477690
our monkeys
>>140460483
Which stickers? I'm not making a profit with anime stickers or thug war.
Just the drug war one.
>>140477819
getting to the front page of reddit went to his head huh
>>140477994
when i made that post i resold thug life and kawaii killer ct stickers for 1.05 each after market fees
the prices fluctuate a lot
>>140477781
not weird, twitch pewdiepies are literally in the business of friendship simulation
their job is to pretend to be friends to children and losers like you
>>140477819
based traplover of one taps doesn't give a fuck about whores
>if awp is so OP why dont pros use more than 1 per team they said
Another game ruined by OP awp...
>>140477819
screenshot?
im a girl ama me anything
>>140478162
who care...
>>140478497
How big is your cock?
would you cheat if your were pro
>>140478806
if i was pro i wouldnt need to cheat
>>140478867
you are incorrect
>>140478889
if i was a shitty " pro" i would just quit instead of cheat
anyone else watching the clusterfuck that is the new nuke being played by pros for the first time?
What's the highest level you guys have played in esea league? I played in a few open quals for events with pugs and in a college league last season. I'm making an open team with some friends. Our team is mostly between 9-12 rws at rank C, we also have a carry who has 14 rws this month at B- and 17 rws last month. How does that compare to most of open? The team I was on for the college league made it to playoffs and we only ever played as 5 in officials and like 3 scrims total. Most of the top 10 teams in the league were open or higher. The top 4 were intermediate/main, and this team I'm on now seems much better than our pug last season. Any tips for open? Like should we invest time into gr8 strats or is it a waste of time against teams full of puggers? What percentage of teams are pugs of friends or will end up dead?
Sorry for the autismo, I just know there are some people in csgog with decent experience.
me not having a gf should be made illegal
>>140479041
watching for pic related
>>140479510
I wish slav girls weren't pure evil they're so cute
test
is csgog a trump general
>>140479750
who is that classy gentleman
Is Gambit magog tier?
>>140479872
dosia team is literally csgog team
>tarik playing rocket league
ummm gotards?
>>140479750
I wonder if somebody who was really fucking attractive in face and body like young arnold schwartz could pull off this look
>>140479750
needs a magic the gathering row to go with those shorts
I would LOVE a nice cock to suck on!
>>140480635
fack off gay boy -_-
>>140480707
dont ever talk to my bf like that EVER again you little bitch
Anyone one here, know how to retrieve competitive matches information via the web-api ?
>>140480931
nah
>>140480635
>>140480776
what a bunch of faggots
>>140480931
i doubt there is any api
i would suggest setting up wireshark and watch network usage
tfw awake but its 6am
go fuck yourselves dignishit holy fuck
still mad some guy bought the tec9 i wanted
>>140481241
>6am
>another day has passed and about to go to sleep
>tfw 25 and still virgin
>>140481241
you wanna suck my cock for breakfast?
Fucking choking digniggers
>>140481461
how about you take care of my morning wood queermo
just found out fox literally told maikelele to fuck off.
maikek then suggest should I leave the team. whole faze said yeah.
what a fucking cuck swedistan. fox alpha as fk
VP or HR?
leaning towards HR personally but its VP on lan..
>>140481687
I mean fox IS a better awpers, so maikelele telling him to stop awping so maikelele can stop sucking fat cock deserves that response. In G2/Kinguin/Faze, Makkelele has been cucked by Fox, Dennis, G2 owner, and probably Rain.
Also he said he had a small dick on Twitter.
>>140479041
What stream?
>>140446509
r8 / h8 / appreci8 my attempt at an occult/ spooky themed loadout.
I wasnt always perfectly strict and ignored eyesores like Glock Catacombs and with the mag-7 there simply was no feasible skin aviable
