BEST GIRL RETURNS edition
>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/
>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI
>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808
>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed] [Embed]
>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/
>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all
>Hall of Anal Devastation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
>Previous thread
>>140080783
1st for best girl
>>140361346
Looks alright. Can't see an issue if you do something like that. Is that so you don't need to carry your lance with you - just form it out of chakra when you need it?
>>140361484
RIN!
>>140361574
Yep
I would prefer to just summon one from my wrists for max surprise factor in encounters, but since I need a full size scroll for that, I'd rather just work towrds the chakra spear.
Posting some more totally-not-gay-bulge
>>140361736
Could work something like having to create a seal on each wrist like Sasuke's shuriken, but only being able to summon it X times before the seal fades, and you need to wait X amount of hours before you can safely draw another set of seals.
>>140361484
Can we get back to shitting on rinfags?
>>140361981
Normally, yeah. But this dude has gained my respect simply by somehow always managing to gain first post EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
I still need to get around to setting up two PCs and instantly posting on the second one to steal it from him. Or create the thread, steal first post, and THEN link it to the old thread.
>>140361832
That might be cool, even better if I work some sort of sealing system in which the right hand seal can unseal from pocket dimension, and the left handed seal, can resummon within the outside world; so that If it's thrown to impale, it can be resummed instead of having to be picked up.
>>140361981
We've been waiting for you, m8
>>140362103
Just post from your phone
>>140362124
That'd be alright. That being said, you'd have to put a lot of time and effort into both the sealing and returning. In my game, chakra pools still mean something, which means you can't go throwing space-time ninjutsu around all willy-nilly with no downsides.
>>140361574
I can't play because I work too much but I always thought a custom campaign would be cool, hope you guys can make it work.
I always wanted a Blood Ninja who could weave it around kinda like Gaara's sand, and when they were battered and wounded, could control the blood coming from the wounds like tendrils. Probably wouldn't want to purposefully injure themselves because it'll still hurt but as long as they're conscious they'll get more dangerous from non-lethal/non-debilitating injuries.
>>140362483
> because I work too much
How often do you work and what are your hours? We've got a full house at the moment, but there's a better than evens we can make it work with you, dude.
That sounds pretty damn fucking cool, dude, I gotta be honest. Blood Release, a kekkei genkai combining Water Release and Yang Release, "the physical energy that governs vitality, can be used to breathe life into form".
Sounds awesome.
>>140362124
>That might be cool, even better if I work some sort of sealing system in which the right hand seal can unseal from pocket dimension, and the left handed seal, can resummon within the outside world; so that If it's thrown to impale, it can be resummed instead of having to be picked up.
Sounds like Mangekyo ability desu
>>140362669
Pretty much Obito's and Shin's ability combined.
>>140362669
Well, he is one of Danzo's descendants. Maybe he'll get some 'donated' somewhere along the line.
>>140362483
That's preety dope, m8
>>140363027
I'll make sure he asks Arachimaru if he's got any spares
>>140362631
>How often do you work and what are your hours?
Friday through Tuesday, 11-8 PST, don't get home until 9. i would feel pretty bad putting everybody on a schedule just for me though
>>140363150
We'll see how we go. I have a GENERAL idea of which way I want the game to go, but as I said, I've only really planned the first mission and downtime.
>>140363240
So you're free Wednesday and Thursday? E-Z. As I said either above or in the previous thread, two of the four current players are free 99% of the time because they're NEETs and think nothing of staying up till 3am to play Naruto tabletop RPGs.Ditto for me - on workdays (Monday through Friday), I'm happy staying up till like midnight (my time), or almost whenever suits for weekends.
We can make it work. As it is, though, I have four players at the moment. If one of them drops out - or takes too long to get their shit sorted - you're welcome to jump in. Alternatively, I might either open up another spot later, or if they meet a temporary companion for a mission, someone might take control of the companion for a one-shot. We'll see.
>>140363240
11 AM or PM?
You wake up early or late
>>140363420
>If one of them drops out - or takes too long to get their shit sorted - you're welcome to jump in.
Thanks, I'll think about it. Sounds like a lot of fun.
>>140363446
Early.
I want to impregnate the alien bunny goddess and make cute demigod babies!
>>140363768
Scorpie?
>>140363747
It is. Well, I enjoyed it, and the other players seemed to as well. Shenanigans were abound last time, and the first fight went off pretty well. The Amegakure ninja blinded a dude with a fireball, before the Kirigakure half-breed fucking set him on fire with another one. The bandit, still on fire, lunged towards him, whereupon he turned into steam and spun around, shanking him with a shortsword in the back.
The Ame girl then launched herself over to the bandit leader and took a chunk out of his shoulder with HER shortsword, before the berserker character, who was already pissed off from missing his first attack, swung a wicked roundhouse punch hard enough to shatter his jaw to pieces, knock out half his teeth, instantly KO him, and send him back a good ten to fifteen feet.
>>140364073
>The Ame girl
>Kirigakure half-breed
What? What was going on? A double layered ambush?
>>140364310
Nope! So the general idea - to allow people to build their own ninja - was for Naruto to go "Well, we've had peace for a while. Let's try a ninja squad with the best and brightest Genin drawn from different Villages, and see if they'll play nice together, or if they'll implode, like me and a certain black haired emo git did, back in the day."
So we've got a slightly off-putting by-the-books girl from Amegakure (I'm glad we have new players actually, I got too excited and gave away too many of her secrets last time), a half-breed from Kirigakure who was the result of seeing if a Hozuki clan member with their water form jutsu could successfully be bred with someone with Boil Release. Needless to say, it worked. Barely.
Nero here is running a Shimura clan member who's incredibly loyal to Konoha and who's parents idolised Danzo. He's incredibly good at bullshitting his way through things and lying, and he's already learned his ancestor's Vacuum Variant of Wind Release.
>>140363880
Fuck off, Black Zetsu.
>>140364521
>Boil-relese Hozuki
Found the next Mizukage
>>140364898
I don't know if I should tell you this, since Nero and/or Joe might see it, but what the hell, the player of the Hozuki clan member already knows about it, I think, so it should be fine.
Other players, I'd prefer you not to look at the spoiler, but I can't really stop you. Just...honour system, I guess?So the first mission is retrieving stolen items and weapons, and one of them is a half-finished blade made by a combination of Kiri and Konoha master smiths and artisans, as a peace pact between the Villages and to replace some of the Seven Shinobi Swordsman's blades. As a Hozuki member, the Mizukage and Hokage have already had discussions about what this could mean for him, and if the players do REALLY well on the first mission, Naruto will be sending a report to the Mizukage about Fugetsu's worth as a ninja.If he plays his cards right, he'll end up wielding the sword
>>140363880
I want to see
>>140365812
>now let me tell you of my past for two months!
Funny thing is it'd fit right into Kishi's writing style.
>>140365812I want to take her cute bobbing hairstyle and turn it into a cute bangs hairstyle
>>140352323
Please based TL Anon
>>140368157
Truly, best couple.
To hell with anyone who says otherwise.
>>140368157
typesetter-kun is kinda busy from what I heard, it takes time for him to clean all that stuffI should also scan one of the remaining doujin today, if I wasn't too busy with playing Pokken
>>140368157
Fuck yeah.
>>140368435
Who you maining, senpai?
>>140368484
>>140364072
fucking kek, didn't even notice until you said something. I really wish Naruto had a villain as good as scorpius. But not many fictional works do.
>>140368605
Blaziken, although I have tons of side characters
got 4th on Pokken EX Weekly tournament last weekend
>>140368484
>>140368640
Did these gifs mean thatNaruto was the one getting pregnant?
>>140368750
Yep, he's a based glorious bastard.
Funny to think at first he was meant to be a one-off villain in a gimp outfit and a chin-thong.
I think Danzo had the potential to be a bit like him, if he was more competent and a better planner.
It sounded like there was a new song in today's episode. At the very end, when the big, black ball was transforming into Kaguya's body shape.
Or at least I never heard it in any other episode before.
>>140368959
I think Danzo just didn't have the personality to pull it off. I mean both harvey and scorpie had great characters, perfect example of a villain you love to hate. So happy they decided to make him a big-bad instead of a one-off.
I bet Kishi would've written him terribly, though. Probably overblowing his sympathetic backstory and absolving him of all guilt, and cutting down on the insanity.Inb4 the earth pop-culture reference Crichton makes when he finds out Scorpius is dead many years later is, "He was the coolest guy."
i wanna fug mitsuki
Moonsnek wants the light of the sun to illuminate his path, m8.So get in line
>>140371436
> inb4 Boruto is relegated to background character because his teammate has a chakra cloak and Sage Mode at age 12
> tfw Kishi and his assistants pulled a Kubo and it's actually Boruto: The Mitsuki Chapters
>>140371821
Boruto was pretty unimpressive in the movie already, and that was with a nonsage snek.
I'd prefer Moonsnek as the MC desu
>>140372036
> the story follows Mitsuki as he slowly uncovers what sort of man his father used to be, and in some cases, still is
I back that WAY fucking more than whatever Boruto is gonna do
>>140361484
She must be something to be the first girl that someone considered more important than his husbando/rival.
>>140371436
>>140372210
What do people like about Boruto aside form the fact that he's the NH lovechild anyways, he's still a bratty cunt
Boruto had a movie, is old and busted
Moonsnek is the new hotness
>>140365812
The current episode is probably better handled than both the manga and the game, go figure. How they managed to make Madara's Akira moment not completely terrible is beyond me. Zetsu was also kind of cool for once.
>>140365812
>flesh-colored eyebrows
>>140374687
Eyes silver and not white
>>140374890
Storm made them pinkish and I thought that looked really good
>>140368484
I like how between the time he feels sick and the time he actually leaves the table, Hinata powers through one more bowl and adds it to the stack
>>140372603
He is a less retarded Naruto with a grill Sauce that kills his opponents rather than give speeches to them. What's not to like.
>>140377764
Minato was already the not retarded Naruto, all this one has is that he's a bratty shitter.
>>140378275
Minato wasn't very much like Naruto outside skills and looks.
He was more like a nicer, less lazy Kakashi with no PTSD.
>>140368913
The ultimate level of SnJ?
>>140378716
But nobody is nicer than Kakashi
>>140371821
>Implying the guy isn't gonna give Boruto a qbi chakra cloak for no reason other than genetics
>Implying Sarada won't have retarded shit happen to her and develop her MS at 13
>>140381874
He was a selfish dick as a kid, and even as an adult was very distant to others.
>>140382195
Delete this before they get ides
>>140382195
Someone post the spoilers that have already started happening
>>140368157
It's already in the pipeline.
>>140374687
>>140374890
Isn't she gonna get a filler arc?
>>140394840
That's right, m8
Someone finally made a custom moveset that did albino Hitler justice
https://youtu.be/aDpHF9xwZ_k
>>140394959
That's probably gonna be the first filler arc I actually watch and follow. Though it wouldn't surprise me at all if it ended up sucking.
>>140374958
Storm isn't canon.>>140377764
>>140394959
Wasn't that a mistranslation?
>>140363768
>>140363168
>>140365812
>>140396654
>>140396116
Isn't it already starting?
>>140396108
Aside from randomly summoning Naruto, that looks pretty fucking sick
>>140396108
Who would win in a battle, him or modded crowboy?
https://youtu.be/e5x-xjPj7WY
>>140397721
Stupid sexy Kakashi wins
>>140397721
Itachi's moveset is literally bullshit, but that kamui god kakashi would fucking destroy him.
>>140397992
That moveset tho
Greatest disservice in the shinobi world is that Kakashi didn't have a chakra battery to just spam his way to victory like all the OP charas
>>140396108
>CRAW!
>>140365812
You're two months late behind UNS4, SP.
You could have replaced Kisame's VA, Japan. Don't act like you haven't done it before. Don't use that honor shit that's only used as an excuse to be lazy.
>>140399372
You just don't understand
>>140399580
Sexually assaulting young girls a train stations can get a pass, but don't you dare replace a voice actor.
>>140399970
You want to get haunted by sharkbro or something?
>>140399970I gotta get to Japan one of these days....
>>140400269
Will Samahada crawl out of my toilet when I go to the bathroom?
>>140400473Sexual assault is Nippon tradition! No Gaijin permitted!
>>140400549
Probably out of your bum instead
>>140400762
That sounds painful.
>>140400549
That's pure nightmare fuel for me, man. I already had a thing about toilets as it was.
>>140401130
Why the fuck is my picture sideways? I didn't take it sideways and my phone doesn't show it as sideways...
>>140387939
>>140400706
Shame.
I'll buy a mask or wear some facetights, they'll never catch on
>>140387939
You're the man.
>or female-man.
>>140397721
Super Minato wins
https://youtu.be/DCGWnRwRUB4
>>140397721
>up down combo
>up neutral combo
>neutral down
>sise to side
We proper fighting games now
>>140401117
It's like wiping with a pinecone: you're fine as long as it's moving with the direction of the scales, not against
>>140408436
>>140414141
Boy Ino is my favorite Akatsuki
>>140416386
>boy
huh???
>>140416624
That's what I call Deidara. Because, you know he looks like Ino...
>>140417053
boy??????
>ded thread
dumping semi-homo images set
https://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4#17
Behold the pain.
>>140417212
>>140417119
Do you have some kind of sick fantasy that involves Deidara having a vag?are you me?
>>140417414
>>140417970
>>140418158
>>140418597
>>140417053
>They never met either
>>140418597
>>140418158
That is very much out of Madara's character.
>>140419258
Hm?
>>140414141
Who was Deidara's true husbando? Sasori or Tobi?
>>140418597
>>140418792
If they fuck is it gay or masturbation?
>>140419797
Itachi, Duh!
>>140419613
He's not eager as fuck to join Hashirama?
>>140421182
You know he's a fickle bitch with Hashirama.
>>140421641
That doesn't even involve any explosions. Did Kishi even think before he had every character in the series kneel down and start sucking Itachi's cock?
>>140422054
>. Did Kishi even think before he had every character in the series kneel down and start sucking Itachi's cock?
You don't think before you suck his cock. You just do it the minute it's whipped out.
>>140417831
chest vagina
>>140425532
These two characters should not have been part of the story.
>>140417970
>>140418158
Could Orochimaru, with enough time and genetic samples, pin down what points of Naruto's and Hashirama's DNA and chakra they share with Ashura, and use that as a base to Edo Tensei Ashura?
What would he say when he sees his father's gifts to the world being used to summon the dead and crash the moon into the earth?
>>140427080
>Do you even lift?
>>140427025
HERESY
>>140427252
>>140428575
>>140428728
I'm glad people enjoyed my artistic photoshopping abilities.
Props to whoever did the /fit/ spiel, though. That topped it off.
> eye day
>>140428728
>Didn't skip eye day though
Every time
>>140419974
Gay fuck power rankings from least gay to most gay:
>4. Nardo fucking another man
>3. Nardo fucking his clones transformed into females
>2. Nardo fucking Hashirama or Asura
>1. Nardo fucking his clones
The clone stuff might seem like masturbation and therefore not gay by some people's logic, but narcissistic behavior is more common among gays and narcissists are more likely to be gay. Therefore fucking yourself as a dude is inherently more gay than fucking someone who looks different but is still the same sex as you.
>>140429645
> because something is common amongst a subset of people, sharing characteristics of that subsets makes you one of them
That's not how it works.
>>140428728
Would you believe me if I said I'm also the anon who originally wrote this?
>>140430282
It makes you share more traits with most of them.
>>140430646
Sure.
A comic about why Hinata likes flower pressing. Diabeetus guaranteed. Even though it's not translated I think the basic gist of it comes across.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=54781191
Will my pc be able to handle this game if it was playable with Xenoverse?
>>140431894
My PC can play Xenoverse, but not this
>>140431894
There's a patch that disables shadows or something that lets this game run even on toasters, I'm sure you could work something out.
>>140431401
That's adorable and makes perfect sense, the synergy between Naruto's gardening hobby and Hinata's flower pressing deal is pretty good. I'm guessing such details have been forgotten in the old databooks though, because honestly the Uzumaki household doesn't show any hint of a small garden or any flower portfolios.
>>140435102
But they did name their kid himawari. Wonder if they'll ever say where it came from
>>140435515
Hi means sun, and Mawari means rotation
It's a pun
>>140435515
I really like Bort and Himawari's names, but I hope to god there's never just an exposition scene in the new series just breaking the whole thing down in some hamfisted thing
>>140435649
Himawari just means sunflower as well.
>>140436319
That's why it means sunflower. It rotates towards the sun
>>140436671
It's one of those language jokes? I like the Kumo jutsu names for those, they're silly.
Does anyone have a spare boruto preorder bonus code for ps4? Thanks
>>140436671
Mind blown
>>140436737
I think he means that's why the nips call that kind of flower himawari. Like how in English it's called a woodpecker or a woodchuck or a bobtail. Describing a thing with words that already exist which tell something about that thing. I mean in english it's called sunflower because it does that. Like how we call flowers that bloom in the morning morning glories.
>>140438905
Alright that makes sense, seems more esoteric than just smashing two very blunt descriptive words together though
>>140439276
eh, probably just seems like that to us because we don't understand the language.
>>140439769
I think it's that exactly. A friend of mine's family constantly tell jokes to each other in Japanese and when he translates for me, they don't seem that funny.
He says it's funnier if you speak japanese.
Alright lads and ladies, we've got the final player working on their character sheet now.
ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOOOO!
>>140441771
Do we have a time where everyone is free yet
>>140442031
Not as of yet, my dude. I plan to make a Forum post once this guy is done with his character, and I want everyone to weigh in on it. I'll try and get timezones sorted and a date and time set for everyone.
>>140442226
Hope we can get going soon. I probably have even more extra free time for a few days, since one of my only obligations seems to have been put on holdbecause I don't want to run during this /qst/ shitstorm
>>140442560
That's fine. Are you Nero or Planewrong?
Either way, once I make the forum post, I'll be up to everyone else to check it.
>>140442647
>Planewrong
That's me. Lurking all day, every day. Sucks that we had to wait a month and a half, but I'm still hyped to start up again
>>140442810
Yeah. A lot of that was on me, and I do apologise profusely for that. I was moving house, and starting a fitness regime, and learning how to not starve to death and eat will, and I just kept putting it off and off and off.
>>140431894
The past games ran at 30 with drops with super sampling on but this game runs at 30 no drops at 4k.
>>140441268
>tfw you will never speak another language fluently, and you will never marry a girl who speaks both languages and have a family one day that speaks both languages and you will never sit around and share funny jokes in both languages.
Japanese is too hard for me, guys. Two semesters of this 6 credit class have raped my asshole raw.
>>140447002
languages are hard
>>140447002
> tfw was learning Russian
> not too bad
> got lazy
> gave up
Story of my fucking life
>>140447002
I just joined the military and got them to teach me Korean. I have subsequently stopped practicing, so I wouldn't call myself fluent, but I stay decent enough to test annually. I planned to make the jump to Japanese, but I'm just so lazy. Maybe once I go back to school
>>140447002
Learning is hard, especially Japanese
>>140447002
It'll get easier once you understand katakana and hiragana. Kanji is a bitch and a half, though. Try to think of it like a code. Also, the greatest thing you could to do boost your skills is Middlebury's summer language course - it is quite expensive, however.
Alright. Last character is made and completed.
Alongside Akame, the Rain girl, Fugetsu, the Mist half-breed, and Renya, the Shimura loyalist, will be Arata Fujita, a toxin and poison specialist from the Fujita clan who's a master at blending in and remaining unnoticed. Him and Renya will probably be swapping notes a lot. As a poisoner, he dropped his starting shuriken for an Apprentice Poisoner's Kit, with enough in it to make a minor healing potion or a minor chakra recovery potion, as well as a minor paralysis neurotoxin. He also has a hidden kunai stashed in his right shoe which he can use as a free attack, or fling it at another nearby enemy. The kunai is coated in the same minor neurotoxin. He decided on Water Release as his Familiarity.
All in all, not a bad team comp.
Planewrong, if you're still here, the forum post about times and dates is up.
post nagato
>>140449379
Yahiko, pls
>>140449379
Still chuckling that the guy who called himself Pain ended up having the stereotypical emo haircut.
>>140447613
Can you read this, anon?
>>140447265
>>140447701
Yeah I've found myself thinking about how good I'd be at spanish if I'd spent the time I took learning Japanese for the past 9 months and spent it all on Spanish. I studied it for 5 years in school so I could understand a good amount at one point, but I just really lost interest in it because there was nothing I was interested in using it doe outside of making sure my cleaning ladies weren't steal from me or talking shit.
Japanese has been really really fun actually and I'm impressed with how much I've been able to learn so far considering how different it is from English. I'm much more motivated to learn it because of how much more fun I can have with it.
>>140447881
Yeah I was shocked but there is actually a lot I've been able to translate on my own thanks to the google translate kanji recognition app thing. I mean I'm not giving up, I've actually signed up for the next semester because I'm some kind of masochist or something.
Also I looked into the Middlebury summer program and it looks really great, but yeah that 10 grand, tho. Don't know if I can convince my Dad to give that up when I'm already at 65 a year.
Still looking into summer programs to keep up my Japanese skills over the break.
>>140449379
Dude didn't deserve all that suffering.
>>140454551
They're looking at a map of Konoha, and Naruto's saying they should go check out some place, but I can't tell what it is with that handwriting
Also Hangul is easy as fuck, even easier than kana. Since Korean and Japanese have identical sentence structure and share a lot of vocabulary, getting a rudimentary knowledge of one from the other is super easy
>>140455063
what was the reason to use nagato as the rinnegan host? uzumaki genes to survive the statue draining his life force?
>>140455506
Pretty much. Uzumakis have strong life force, which means he's survive summoning the Gedo Mazo and the Rinnegan would also probably have a better chance at taking, since Uzumaki are descended from Senju.
>>140455762
i think nagato's envirorment also contributed to it seeing how easy would it be to make him lose faith in humanity and go along with something as retarded as tobi planned
>>140456062
That too. He was pretty much the perfect pawn, just how Obito was for Madara and so on.
>>140456373
boy were things convenient for all the villains in this series
>>140459073
> man, I really hope an Uchiha kid gets crushed by rocks really close by to me, allowing me to kidnap him months, and then has his waifu killed by his best friend after giving an eye to said best friend, and then that kid goes absolutely BERSERK instantly unlocking the Mangekyou and Wood Release, having perfect mastery over both, allowing me to tell him about the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan, since he'd be disenfranchised with the world, cause his waifu is dead
> who am I kidding, that'll never happen
>>140461282
Let's be fair, Madara set the whole thing with Rin up
So he only lucked out on Obito coming along in the first place and having the perfect power for his purposes
>>140463908
thanks
Bump as well.
>>140455063
>konan and yahiko sitting in a tree
>realises shes not the best shag ever
>life isn't worth living if only hot chick i know cant give decent head
>screw this crap life - i'm out
>nagato can see if he wants my sloppy seconds
>chance to die and seem like an hero doing it
>AWAY WE GO!!
>>140464309
Hinata >>>>>>>>>>>>> Doujin Hinata >>>>>>>> Bitchnata >>>>>>Shy Ino>Ino=Doujin Ino>>>>>>Tenten = Doujin Tenten>>>>>>[POWER GAP]>>>>all other girls>>>>>>>>Doujin Sakura >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pinkshit
>>140467093
doujin sakura actually scares me a little
>>140467174
It depends on whether she's got an ant-eater face in the doujin in question for me.
Also we need doujins of her being a broken husk of a woman trying to find sexual fulfilment and fund the latest rebuilding of her house by pleasing old Akimichi men.
Karui could be the organiser of the event, degrading her even more as her husband's less important and weaker clansmen make her their mind-broken utility.
>by the time the Burrito manga begins, Akamaru is most likely dead
>>140468091
Akamaru's gonna live forever. He'll just transmigrate into his grandson.
>>140468091
>Onoki will still be alive
>>140470362
he was pretty decrepit by 700, but then again so was Akamru
Why the fuck do you have so many pics of the Gary Sue brothers?
>>140473909
It's like you've never seen Sasuke poster in action or something
>>140473909
Because Itachi is awesome and Sasuke is cool too
> Itachi is referred to as the solo king
> needed Obito to help with his clan
> needed Sasuke to help with Kabuto
> was part of a four-man ANBU team
> was part of a two-man cell in Akatsuki
> only time he ever solo'd anything successfully was the Chuunin Exams
> he attempted to solo Sasuke and died
>>140478865
>> he attempted to solo Sasuke and died
But that's wrong, he literally let Sasuke kill him
>>140479827
He still died regardless. He could've won, easily.
>>140482232
But the point was to lose, why sabotage himself?
>>140487716
That's some quality posting right there.
>>140487906
Thanks for cheering!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnxs_DMUDk
dead
>>140491746
Blame the Uchiha posting killing discussion. Frankly I am surprised the general even lasted this long, especially with the last DLC not even giving much new content besides the Jobber Four and some costumes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
I won't let this general die.
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>>140494382
delete this?
>>140494548
>he actually deleted ithow cute
>>140494327
Hi
>>140491746
> tfw Hashirama Senju, the strongest ninja in the world at the time, was killed on the front lines in a fucking border skirmish by some no-name fucking ninja from an unknown Village
> the man who can create giant, thousand-handed Buddhas, grow immense forests within seconds, and has near-infinite chakra and an instant healing factor
> was killed by a pleb from Podunk, fucking nowhere
> in a border skirmish
> not even a war or a major battle
> a fucking skirmish
>>140499296
I don't ever remember it being specified where or when he died, I thought it was left ambiguous
>>140499561
Nah, it was in a border skirmish during the First Shinobi World War. So I guess it technically WAS a war, but not an important battle.
Makes you fucking wonder why the Hokage was doing frontline border inspections anyway. It's clear that the First Hokage wouldn't have been able to step to the Third Raikage, who single-handedly held off ten thousand enemy shinobi, like a fucking CHAMPION.
>>140499163
>>140499838
Hashirama probably ran into MY NIGGA HANZO AND GOT FUCKING BODIED
>>140499891
Too bad he couldn't rescue her when it mattered
>kakuzu survived hashirama
>prior to implanting jiongu
maybe they allowed him to slip past or something but still
>>140500017
Hanzo wasn't a major player until the Second Shinobi World War when he handed the Sannin's asses to them. He was probably laying low during the First Shinobi World War. He was no fool - he was most likely waiting until the war was over and then seizing power when Ame was at its weakest.
>>140499296
There is no canon information about Hashirama's death.
He probably died of a broken heart.
>>140500365
they should of made up that fight in the games or something
would be fun to wreck the 3 way deadlock with a fat, quagsire looking salamander
>>140500446
"Although he defeated Kakuzu, other wars began to break out, and it was during one of these that Hashirama ultimately died." - First Databook
I swear I read border skirmish somewhere else, but maybe not. Either way, he was killed by somebody so unimportant they don't even have a name, nor a Village, nor was the war big or important enough to be one of the Shinobi World Wars.
>>140500365
Can you imagine, though? A teenage Hanzo, just implanted the poison sac in him, runs across the fucking First Hokage out of nowhere and they have a fight to the death?
He gets crazy injured, but makes it out alive. He lays low until the Second war, recovering, doesn't tell anyone what happened. just lets them think it was some random fluke. But he knows he's got this shit. He killed the greatest ninja in the world.
>>140500941
Sounds cool, but I feel that Hashi's healing factor would flush Hanzo's toxins before they could take effect, similar to how Wolverine can't get drunk without RIDICULOUS amounts of alcohol.
I dislike how whenever past Naruto fighting Pain, and any other character in sage mode punched (but missed) their opponent, there wasn't any of that being hit by an airblast
>>140501128
Conversely, his poison is the only thing I can imagine killing Hashirama with his healing factor. Anything else would certainly fail.
do you guys like highschool AU?
>>140502265
I think it'd be interesting, cute and funny, and I'd definitely watch it if it was a thing.
>>140500901
>databooks
Arent't those the same that say that Tobirama was a light hearted guy?
>>140502265
I remember there used to be a very decently drawn Naruto high school AU fanmade manga
>>140501128
>>140501267
Pinkshit's poisoned dagger certainly seemed to take effect on Naruto, who had a constant healing buff from the Fox. Not the same thing by a long shot, but relevant maybe?
>>140502489
They're canon until something newer contradicts it or proves it wrong.
Since there is no other canon source saying differently about Hashirama's death, the info in the databook regarding his death is considered canon.
>>140502265
what i like about naruto is the plot and ninja shit i hate highschool crap outside of hentai
>>140502658
Hashirama used to have a giant poisonous flower attack. So he might have some bullshit poison immunity because of that.
>>140502713
> what i like about naruto is the plot
oh, my sweet summer child. You must not have gotten past the Sasuke Retrieval Arc yet. That's ok.
>>140502932
Yeah, but that's speculation, whereas we were privy to witness his bullshit "any physical damage at all immunity" firsthand. I'm just saying, Hanzo's poison is the only thing we know existing at the time of Hashirama's death that could feasibly have killed him. We know for a fact that he'd shrug just about anything else off without a second thought. What else could have killed him, really?
>>140502265
>Deidara is now a terrorist
>Naruto is somehow still the MC
It's shit, because the focus is going to be on a shitty high school kid instead of based Deidara.
>>140503041
i've been following the series since the start. not everyone is a waifufaggot like yourself
>>140502713
The best thing about Naruto is the potential and the god character designs. The plot does almost nothing to make us care about the characters or what happens, and doesn't impress me with how it's written or put together but most things seem like asspulls.
Naruto is a great series to make an AU story about because you can take the potential that was there and think about it in a different way.
>>140503357
> not everyone is a waifufaggot like yourself
That means literally nothing you cockmongler. The plot went to shit after the Sasuke Retrieval Arc and never recovered, as Kishimoto resorted to retcon after retcon and asspull after asspull to get himself out of the shitty situations he'd written himself into, usually forcing the readers to make cognitive leaps that had no basis in previous canon.
>>140503316
Since Hashirama's death likely took place before the First Shinobi World War, as Tobirama died during the First, it's more than likely that Hanzo was nothing more than a child at the point of his death, either having not received the poison sac or if he had, would still be recovering and would certainly not be fighting on the front lines.
>>140503653
i agree but i still wouldnt want something highschool related
>>140502265
wish that ova wasnt just a bunch of panels with voice acting
The boy that has his back turned to us in the Next generations scan is Kawaki... He is of Otsusuki/Hyuga/Uchiha?Senju/Uzumaki and Jugo clan relation.
Cover Spread (chara from L to R)
Kawaki, Papasuke, Inojin, Chou-Chou, Shikadai, Moegi, Paparuto
Sarada, Mitsuki, and Boruto (who's starting a rasengan) are running out of the panel.
「碧き眼に輝き宿し、新たな時代を駆け抜ける!!!」
A radiant inheritance within his blue eyes... he's running through a new era!!
Page 1
Splash Text:
「崩壊した火影岩で対峙する2人――!!」
"The confrontation of these two people at the crumbling Hokage Monument....!!"
Older Boruto: 「…ここまでやるとはな…カワキ…!」
"...So you went this far, eh...Kawaki...!"
Older Kawaki: 「お前も七代目と同じ所へ送ってやるよ…ボルト」
"I'll even send you off to the same place as the Nanadaime Hokage...Boruto"
[T/N: 送ってやる Can also mean 'to bury' (ie. an alternate translation for this line could be like, 'You will also be buried at the same site as the Nanadaime Hokage'). Kawaki is lightly implying that he's going to kill Boruto, in other words. So there is some implication that either Naruto is dead, or in near-death offscreen. The wording is unlikely to mean he's just off somewhere else]
Page 2
Older Boruto: 「…こうなるしかなかったのか…」
"...So there's no other choice but to do it this way, eh?..."
[Boruto has scar on his right eye, kinda like Kakashi]
Older Kawaki: 「そうだ.」
