>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
narcissawright.com/brainspill
who tf is squid anyway
>>140298886
a grind monkey with a bird laugh
I feel like a little kid.. and I like that jump!
>>140298886
/srg/ runner who btfo some srg oldboi who then spent his days calling him a monkey instead of trying to get his time back from him
>>140299230
This post reeks of banana and feces.
who wants to join the mumble crew? tryouts are NOW
join us in mumble. address is trueskill.club, port is 42069
we will be watching The Living Daylights soon, so join while you can!
Meows = Chanzeux
malos_ = shyguytd
Ari = soe__
Was 2014 the worst year for newbois? All of them went insane and got a namechange to avoid the banter.
>>140298886
there is also someone who is obsessed with him and cant stop posting about him >>140299520
>>140299758
What about NKR
>>140299845
NKR was the only newboi we got in 2015
>>140299951
He came in 2014
GIVE ME A LIST OF CONFIRMED /SRG/ FURRIES
>>140300308
there is literally nothing wrong with being a furry
>>140300407
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING GIVE ME A LIST
>>140298949
same
say my name
>>140299758
what aboutme______
>>140300949
croni this has to stop
>>140301183
what aboutw
LEAVE
NARCISSA
ALONE
She can do whatever want
>>140301241
who is w?
>>140301391
he needs to die
>>140301961
>>140303193
still a waste of money even if its "ironic" , dumbass faggot
>>140300949
nietzsche
*caws aggressively*
>>140304042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghqbdJDNSZ
>>140299000
>trips with splits
Dude nice
YARUMASI
https://www.twitch
.tv/kethien
*doesnt speedrun*
heres what i think about your game's rules!! they are bad rules!!!!
>>140304917
this isnt twitter
>>140304917
someone please tweet this to yaru
>>140305070
*doesn't politics*
Here's what I think about the president! He's not who I voted for!!!!
where is simplee elin
>>140305342
ya didn't go for the commission that was offered
>>140305342
elin only appears in early threads, m8
>>140299758
>tfw didn't make the list
i like to speedrunning
Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a day to cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>140304917
delete this fucking stream monster shit
>>140306676
delete this fucking demon monster shit
>>140306991
>>140307214
>>140306498
Delete yourselves.
>>140306676
*sips soylent*
>>140306294
but ur right there, sowwie
>>140307567
im NOT soe
>>140299758
Wallyaldo = Wallyalto
>>140299758
whatever happen tomaze?
>>140308454
he ded like warp and guh
when the exposure too real
>>140309535
stop making these unfunny posts you obsessed freak
>>140307765
andre?
>>140309589
*bird cries*
Reminder to support your speedfriends!
>>140310617
you know it bud
>>140310856
>>140310617
>>140310856
>>140310957
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
look at the speedfilm i did friends
>>140311201
the patch is canon frail
honk cat did no wrong
If you need a new speedgame Xenoblade Chronicles is being ported to Wii U virtual console tomorrow!
>>140312514
Rob why keep promoting your shitty meme game instead of the one thats part of a franchise and has a speed comunity
>>140312686
literally not me
>>140313217
1) He's not contributing anything for the community
2) He steals strats of other people and use them
3) He has to grind out run over run to get a good time
4) He is not skilled in the slightest and mindlessly has to grind everything out to get a good run going
>>140313397
Can you name five known grind monkeys?
This will be on the test on Friday.
is there anyway squid can redeem himself after being outed as a grind monkey and a bird laugher?
>>140313549
Found a new grindmonkey but I would expose myself when I mention his name
>>140313658
no, and i'm pretty sure he has no intention to do so either with the other shit he's done in an attempt to police srg like he's some kind of leader
>>140313658
he has 3 records and always remains on the top of his games, he is higher up than every one of you
>>140313217
apparently with orgo chem
>>140313217
i see 3 of them right there
>>140314046
yarumasi tier post assuming is rampant it seems
>>140314492
croni confirmed that in chats squid would go on about who and who isnt srg
>>140314660
big deal, kill yourself you gossiping baby
>>140314728
butt baby
>>140314660
- a reddit baby who doesnt belong here
>>140313549
grav
squid
joden
binny
puncayshun
chanzeux, cyberdemon, and cook are the three Cs that grindmonkey shamelessly
>>140315106
thats funny, this is just a list of good runners
wait a minute
>>140315116
chanzeux aint even speedrun doe
>>140315116
who the fuck is chanzeux?
remove the crab
>>140315368
>srg vg as avatar
lmao pyatters is a fag
>>140315216
what are you trying to say?
they are good runners
but they have to put in way more time and grind their asses out to become good runners while they contribute nothing to the community
also
>grav
>good
>>140315536
>tfw chanzeux isn't following me
>>140315536
how fucking new are you
WHO IS CHANZEUX?
>>140315536
Can we talk about how Pyatters has a /vg/ general as his Twitch avatar? I haven't seen this level of faggotry in a long time. At least make it anime or something less degenerate you fucking loser.
>>140315593
- a stream monster who doesnt speedrun
>>140315783
meows became a tranny and chose a new name
>>140316112
why do idiots even acknowledge his name change? most people still refer to cosmo as cosmo, same should apply to meows
all trannies need to die
>>140316051
No I'm an active speedrunner since 2014 and also been in alot of communities
usually there are some people that actively tries to find new strats/routes and optimise everything while they may or may not run
and then there are people who just mindlessly looks at the WR and copies it
>>140315817
Lmfao exposed pyatters. You are a cringe cow just like chibi. How is the baby penis doing?
>>140316286
word word WORD
>>140316267
Stop backstabbing Chanzeux.
>>140316357
I'm sorry, what WR's do you have again?
>>140316357
does squid really do no routing or make new strats? grindxmonkey indeed
>>140316591
he did a lot for ape escape 3
>>140316591
he actually did stuff for his speedgames
>>140316506
I have no idea who chanzeux is, meows on the other hand is a massive faggot and deserved to get backstabbed.
>>140316591
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFfd0Fa12DU
why is this happening again, you fags have issues
>>140317504
what you mean?
what are you looking forward to at sgdq? is cosmo going?
>>140315536
hey I'm in this pic ty for posting it
>>140315536
>tfw made the list
>>140317854
cosmo is dead
>>140315536
>tfw you didnt make the list
>>140317854
i'm looking forward to the last run, it's going to be a real BLAST
>>140318352
you made my list, anon. list of anons i'm gonna fuck hard
>>140318953
o_o
>>140318868
you better explain yourself
>>140319874
yashi is gonna make sgdq an explosively fun time
>>140319874
epic tabs
>>140319874
fuck off snow
>>140319874
what's your fur affinity account?
>>140318084
>>140318352
links to doujins?
>>140321874
http://exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/
DSS is working at IHOP? thats sad
>>140322451
where do you work anon?
>>140322742
none of your business bitch
>>140322843
>being a NEET
>>140322843O_O
>>140322028
i see a sad panda????
>>140324606
tri...
Diversity is a codeword for White genocide
>>140324912
I like that jump!
I feel like _______?
>>140326181
dancin'
brb soylent
newboi here. did /srg/ ever find cosmo entertaining in a way that didn't involve him/her/it being made fun of?
>>140328286
his old oot streams, plus the first few months of wind waker were pretty good
>>140322451
is his new job really at IHOP? I guess that's better than McDonalds.
>>140328286
His WW streams were comfy
>>140328286
/v/ started making threads in 2011 or 2012 and whatever year he did the oot mst run everyone was blown away by it
now that i think about it cosmo had a big part in making people interested enough to start a general
>>140322028
do you have more of this quality?
thanks in advance
>>140328960
http://exhentai.org/tag/group:ash+wing
all yours my friend
>>140329160
absolutely based
>>140328653
thats one scrummy looking pizza
put the doggy down already
>>140334101
that's a lotta pr0nz
>>140330026
based on what?
>>140334101
>>140329160
is it really that time again
>>140334101
thanks
>>140334396
on being based of course
>>140334101
Mega Gay
>>140334675
>tfw you go into heat and there's no one around to satisfy you
You see some weird shit filtering through #pastebinmonday
Speedrunners are fucking losers lmao
http://pastebin.com/dNz2dFvt
http://pastebin.com/bMnpqDCx
>>140335987
what's so special about this one? find one where a loser cries about not being able to watch anime
>>140335764
>>140335987
Speedrunners are all the same: early 20s whiny loser memelord millenials
why can't i get subscribers and donations and do nothing all day
fuck this im going trans, that should work
>>140336321
Because you're not smart enough to viewer bot slowly and get to the top, then sell out.
>>140336223
I make an effort not to click on pastebins. The whole reason I have a speedrun twitter is to stay away from the facebook mentality. It is weird for me to think about how people make these blogs about their grades and personal life like someone cares.
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
>>140336321
use hitbox and you can.
>>140336807
is Melanie single?
>>140336901
hippie...
>>140336223
A good majority of pastebin monday attention whores have anime avatars. Coincidence?
>>140337427
trannies are a jewish conspiracy
>>140337427
>>140337651
I want to fuck all these animes
slayer or headcrab or tolarus stream RIGHT now
>>140342892
ill try to stream tomorrow sorry
>>140342892
>these choices
>>140343192
if the crab is streaming it means he can't shitpost
>>140344271
i shitpost on stream all the time
https://youtu.be/qqJHyBM45uk
I'm gonna get something from the store, someone keep the doggy alive for me
getting my record back today
stay tuned
wally or ion or brobuzz stream practice
Just got a PB by 13 seconds
Got terrible RNG for the last boss but overall the run was way better executed than my previous one
>stage fright
how do you go from streaming to attending GDQ?
that's a massive, giant chasm of a leap
>>140346043
stream?
>>140347913
twitch /sert64
I ain't getting out of bed for less than $2,500 patreonbux a month
i like to speedrunning
cheeky little sub hype
So now ESA is supporting a charity that enables Europe's suicide with propaganda like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWLQhCSv2I
They also "help" "refugees" all across the Balkan route and Italy and offer them "legal advice" in Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Britain and Germany, which basically means abusing every loophole to never leave again.
I guess MSF was not "progressive" enough for the Swedish cocksuckers that run the event.
>>140351469
the majority of "children" refugees are men who are claiming to be 15 when they are 25. it's a fucken joke.
>>140352197
refugees should have also been in quotes
>>140351469
>>140354606
Good luck Chen!
>>140307546
>likingitintheass.mkv
>>140307546
does anybody find this attractive? no straight man in the world is remotely attracted to that
>>140355567
>>140356760
has he ever stated about his sexual orientation? does he just like girls? bi? or full fledged homo?
>>140357109
Judging by Adrian I'd say he's a dedicated homo.
>>140357109
SHE is lesbian (I wish I didn't have to clarify this in 2016, but that inlcudes trans women with a penis).
>>140357979
damn, what are the odds of being born in the wrong body AND being gay?
Why isn't wally's twitter alt called wallyalto?
Wasted potential baka
>>140358304
should be wallybajo
>>140351469
>not letting young little arab boys into your country and eventually your family
current
fucking
year
>>140359170
these lolis are pretty cute desu
>>140359170
we have plenty of room
>>140358304
>having an alt when you are a literal who no one cares about
>>140359365
>>140359170
>>140352197
>>140351469
FrankerZ
I underfstand the DMC3 runners all hate each other, any speed drama connoisseurs want to shed some light on this?
>>140351469
eurocucks baka
Just ordered a headset
how do I get better at talking?
I have to pop a couple xanax just to pluck up the nerve, which probably messes with my focus
>>140363748
>Radgecast: Anime watching degenerate that constantly cries about wanting to kill himself
>Glaedr: American-Japanese Hybrid that lives in Japan but only talks to americans whose only hobby is making shit up about people after he found out how photoshop works
>Pvtcb: autistic manchild that begs for donations and constantly cries about his parents or literally everyone else. Also has an irregular fetish for pissbottles
Do you think these individuals could actually talk with each other like civilized human beings?
I like that meme!
>>140316357
>and then there are people who just mindlessly looks at the WR and copies it
there's nothing left to find in SM64. all of the top runners are grind monkeys. if you play sm64 and aren't a grind monkey, you probably suck at the game.
does anyone here play Trackmania Turbo?
>>140311201
mfw secondaries cant even clear IN on easy
>good run going
>set for new PB
>last difficult part
>do you;
>A) safe strats, better chance of securing PB
>B) fast strats, risk throwing the good run away
cosmo wright
>>140370602
who?
watchin anime rn
>>140370532
>>140372116
gonna have to word this
dont reply to me or my son ever again
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*.
>>140373637
stop posting this unfunny, forced shit
>>140373923
>>140373923
*bird cries*
>>140339354
In Judaism, transvestites are actively scorned - it's against halacha.
Has chibi posted proof of donating the money yet?
Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a week to Cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>140376652
>halacha
They have an ancient term in the scripture for cutting off your penis and making a hole there instead?
>>140378090
all donators got a receipt from ES, so there's no need for proof from him
reminder that you're not partnered and twitch doesn't advocate sex appeal to get viewers
>>140383049
Brain-dead cavemen that enjoy paying to ogle cow tits need to be gassed.
>>140383049
who dis?
>half german half arab
isn't that just german?
>>140383049
whos the semen demon
My time was beaten so I had to make a new run
Last boss fight RNG wasn't as bad as last run but still somewhat bad, wish he'd let me get that sub 30
>>140379591
Dis shyt aint even speedrun-related doe
>>140383049
why did you blur?
>GIM will be made possible in Deku Tree on iQue within the next few days
>Joden will reclaim the any% world record shortly thereafter
>Skater will lie and say he no longer cares about the category before transitioning like his idol, Cosmo
Screencap this post.
>>140385459
Skater will probably whine and say the iQue shouldn't be counted
>>140385459
>GIM will be made possible in Deku Tree on iQue within the next few days
is this something that is almost actually possible/being worked on or was this just something you made up
>>140386114
You can make GIM not crash by locking the camera somewhere else.
>>140386245
oh ok
>>140383049
tfw found an even better twitchfu
http://pastebin.com/3mvApCqF
what a coward
>>140387514
dammit duggy
de chosen one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paEu4YlITlA
thoughts serg?
>>140387514
I-I'm sure he's just pretending to make TMR slack again and get the lead in secret!!!!
>>140388254
>contains Caleb
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfy-irj5zXM
>>140387514
I really hate when people fake reactions
#tbt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc
>>140388923
>roids
not even once
>>140389447
>>>/v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
>>140383049
>partnered after 3 weeks
fml
>>140389285
delete this smug cunt right now
>>140389671
you get partner as soon as you sign up on hitbox anon. who cares about cam whores on twitch?
here are my top 5 most influential speedruns serg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8xXtoIm76s
>>140393539
delete this
>>140386476
our girl
if speedrun.com didn't exist you wouldn't be able to speedrun
