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>Flying Tiger's space sim port debut
edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving none of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>147662565

>Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.
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I hope I did that all correctly. I am not sober.
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>>147874680
Sytes isn't spoilered

Speaking of, fix the server
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>>147874907
I expect 1.1 won't like the inevitable 100k part debris fields
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>>147875073
But sytes is already on 1.1
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>>147875126
what if we like scheduled a time in advance when we all logged on? if anon could get off his butt and fix the server
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>>147875526
server field trips!
>implying most of us still play
>implying those of us who still do can play stock
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>console versions will probably drop action grouping entirely
>maneuver nodes will be a travesty
>the "manage multiple saves" and "load multiple saves" functionalities have always been an insult to what is considered "production ready"
>there needs to be a control scheme for selecting the toolbar in flight and in the VAB
>Tweakables require right click
>Staging requires a control scheme too
>Oh and resource menu
>And braking, gears and docking mode toggle button
>And all of docking mode
>And RCS, and the stock SmartASS
>Collecting science will be a pathetic charade
>The shitty gears will make plens impossible
>The "Place," "Move" and "Rotate" functionalities in the VAB all have 3 axes plus both freemovement and incrementalized movement to be accounted for
>no delta-v
>no twr
>no crash log
>no debug menu
>no support
>no multiplayer
>no refunds for Digital Downloads™
>$59.99
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evens burger
odds chinese
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>>147877970
We told you to fuck off.
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Let's make a separate general for console questions when they start showing up. I nominate /pw64/
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>>147878185
love this post.
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is this the start of a real golden era? Please tell me it is. Whisper lies to me, MAN. Gently and softly.
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>>147878532
Have release dates been announced?
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>>147879936
This month, apparently. The excitement is palpable.
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>>147879767
its whatever you want it to be, anon.
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>>147879936
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>page 10
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a
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what is videogame culture anyway?
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>>147885398
Whatever Kotaku decides it should be
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>>147885398
a bigger meme than "african culture"
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Found where MAN works.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradigm_Entertainment
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fucking page ten
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going to sleep
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>>147892629
Don't wake up.
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>>147881550
This was a good fucking book series. It got kinda fanfiction-y but I still liked the imagining of our far future.
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>>147893672
I'm sure I'm a faggot for this: but what's it from? I always assumed 2001:Space odyssey but recently saw that and it's not there.
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>>147893962
I think it's 2010 or the one after that.
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>>147893962
You should read the books, they're rather good. And yes I believe it's from 2010.
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>>147896170
Ah it's actually from 2061: Odyssey Three.

Fuck, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. I should read those books again.
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>>147885398
stagnant
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last bump before sleeping
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>>147897881
Sweet dreams, anon!
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>>147899014
Fuck off. We don't want you back.
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>>147899710
I don't think you're responding to who you think you are.
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>>147899014
Dude, chill the fuck out. We've agreed that if Yuri is fine to stay as not as she's not posting images anymore and that's what she agreed to.
So lay off.
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i mixed grape juice and rum
3/5 not terrible
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>>147904464
Just do Jaeger bombs like everyone else
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>>147905527
>Not being happy with a simple glass of white wine with dinner.
>Not drinking delicious drinks that taste fruity.
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>>147905621
Then go for a strawberry-flavoured frozen daiquiri
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>>147905816
That sounds really good.

While I can cook great, I'm shit at mixing drinks though.

But the recipe I just looked up for that doesn't look too hard.

Might have to give it a try.
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>>147906112
Yup, it's quite basic.
You can also try fruit-flavoured caipiroska which is also very simple to do and a great summer drink
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>>147906470
Sounds good too.

About how strong are these drinks? As I'm sure most of /kspg/ knows, I'm kinda a lightweight :P
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>>147906654
Not much, they are supposed to be "refreshing" drinks so they are only mildly alcoholic.
Don't be afraid to cut back on the alcohol and add more fruit if you think they might be too strong, the main point of these drinks but is to be very fruity, not to get you shitfaced
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>>147906823
Sounds like my kind of drink then.

I usually buy the Mike's Hard Lemonade in all those flavors, they're usually about 5%/vol. One is enough to get me plenty tipsy.

I think it'll be fun to make my own though.
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>>147906928
Let me know how it turns out.

You can also try Piña Colada, which is even less alcoholic, but more "heavy" because of milk.
Not as refreshing, but definitely more tasty IMO.
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>>147907194
Now, I do like Piña Coladas (And getting caught in the rain) but I haven't had one in prolly three years now.

Now you're making me thirsty.
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>>147907337
Do it faget
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>>147907450
I will. This weekend. Maybe.
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>>147907796
NOW
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>>147908252
But I don't have ingredients. :(

And it's 5am.

And the State of Texas doesn't allow alcohol to be sold after midnight.
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>>147908349
Sorry, forgot you live in an barbaric shithole.
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>>147908349
Oh ok
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>>147908407
Yeah :(
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Bedtime bump.

Love you, /kspg/
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good morning /kspg/
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So i downloaded the latest version, and tried to use a couple mods i remember being alright.

Mainly b9 aerospace, and like, half the fucking parts are missing. And i cant load any of the example b9 planes?

What exactly gives here.
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>>147913007
You know what, i've done this too many times.

I re-download it to see if it's not shit, realise it's shit, make a space plane, have 10 minutes of fun are ruined by the thought of having sunk more hours into trying to get it to work than actually playing it.

Fuck you, ksp.

Never again.
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>>147913007
Have you checked if the mod is updated with the game version you are running?
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>>147913556
I did, i decided im not playing this game anymore.

That was the correct answer to my problem though, so thankyou for your time.
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>>147913628
So I won't even suggest you download KSPI or another good career mode so you find yourself hooked again in this frustration loop
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>>147913720
I sincerely do not wish to be. I'm not even sure how it's possible to have a game that's so fantastically poorly coded.
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>>147913789
Try KSPI or, if you are feeling really brave, go for that behemoth that is SETI
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>>147914829
It needs all the faces poking around the corners, but I don't have any of those. Someone else should put them in.
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>>147914829
>>147915376
Why are we starting a new meme off of something that Yuri said?
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any comment, britcucks ?
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>>147915757
Id prefer to ignore her but dungeon of hatred is a funny one.

To go through a dungeon, you need armor. Book armor
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>>147915757
What's this we shit? And who's Yuri?
I just like the concept.
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>>147915757
Because they hope to screw her.
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>>147915838
>157
That's how many it takes to get the queen out of bed in the morning.
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>>147915923
>believing it's a her
Stop bringing it up.
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>>147915997
Is Yuri a tranny ?
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>>147915923
But anon, she's gay.
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>>147915997
Why don't you confess your love, MAN?
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>>147916156
>starting shit
fuckoff.
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>>147916479
>Denial
Have you tried buying her flowers?
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>>147916640
Fuckoff.
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>>147916919
I hear she likes tulips.:^)
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>>147916640
>>147916919
samefag
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This is pretty ironic at this point. This was live on the sub while they were paying the devs $2400 a year.
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If they're gonna try and bait me then let's go dungeon-style on they ass.
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So you faggots really want to start this shit right now or what?
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God bless the USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94
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>>147917625
but i like it senpai
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>>147918618
>landing on aircraft carrier
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>>147904464
I mix 50/50 vodka and orange juice

I'd rate it about a 7, haven't found anything simple and not too fancy easily made from homemade materials yet.
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>almost having fun
>work on different part of constellation, load craft I was enjoying
>corrupted
>game locks up
>all saves corrupted
Worth noting this is stock
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fucking hell 30 degrees celsius outside
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>ywn hang out with Yuri and make mixed drinks and shitpost with the MAN trip together with her and her qt gf
:(
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ded
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>>147924915
srsly
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Can I buy dewormer at the store and just give it to a cat or do I need to carefully regulate it by paying for a bunch of vet visits? 1 yr old, almost definitely has a worm situation going on
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>drop payload, giving it 5 m/s outward velocity
>warp up, watch it continue drifting, warp further up and stop a few moments later,
>it now has a static velocity relative to mine.
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>>147922562
Isn't that the Screwdriver? Or maybe it was rum and o.juice
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>>147927549
You need a vet for the prescription and to be sure it has worms (you probably need to bring a poop sample), then you give the medicine to the cat yourself.
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>>147928473
Already did that. They survived the first round.
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>>147904464

I hate mixing grape juice with anything alcohol related. Tastes like medicine.
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>>147919481

no u
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>>147928769
So what was your question again?
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>>147906086
Seriously?
Shit bait to be honest desu senpai.
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>>147923358
>you will never track down yuri with your best friend MAN
>you will never give her roofies
>you will never hide her in the NY sewers
>you will never pay Trump for a nuclear warhead
>you will never strap yuri to that
>you will never see how she struggles as the thing disconnects from the plane
>you will never pay respects and live with your nigga MAN in your house on Isle of Man.

Also
>Still getting triggered by MANposts
Pathetic, really.
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>>147932538
sounds fun <3
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Im sorry idiots, but you have stumbled into an executioner of hatred, and no matter how much you insist on being a circlejerker, i have flown rockets to hell with hate all my life so i have an armor against happy idiots. Youre inferior non hatred powers do nothign to me, so prepare to fight with bullying or be declared inferiors to me dear sirs.
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>>147933954
No bully please. Thank you.
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>>147934318
Has Frida settled down at all?
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>>147934519
No, she hates us so much that she's refused to eat the food we offer her daily for almost 2 weeks. She stopped biting though, realized it doesn't do anything.
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>>147904464
>Best guess for this image: estacion espacial por dentro
ebin
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>>147934940
link?
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>>147935126
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I have a question. Does the pressure of a fuel have any meaningful impact on its thrust, meaning does having a high/low pressure gradient more efficient than a lower one when it comes to fuel leaving the nozzle?
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how about them resources squad
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Tweakscale has ruined me

sorry for ksp
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ded
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>>147915838
TONY BLAIR IS A WAR CRIMINAL
TONY BLAIR MUST FACE WAR CRIMES TRIAL IMMEDIATELY

I don't know if I actually believe it, but it's the last hope there is of punishing him for what he did to this country and to the Labour party. He killed the Labour party, his PFI fetish sold out our future, and his fetish for targets and marketization lead us straight into a trap that stuck social mobility in a rut. Tony Blair is "I can get away with anything so long as the economy is growing thanks to outside forces": The Prime Minister. A Labour man, Thatcher reassured the public they had nothing to fear from him. His supporters - largely careerist scumbags - still think they can repeat his success in 1997 even though the idea he saved the party is a false paradigm because Neil Kinnock did most of the hard work and John Smith had finished the job and was on course to win before he died in 1994. Even if Kinnock had stayed, Black Wednesday had totally discredited the Conservatives. Blair just got the credit for other people's work.

In conclusion.
IMPEACH TONY BLAIR
JAIL TONY BLAIR
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>>147915838
No shit, Sherlock.

Kind of surprised it took this long, but I guess whatever interests that actually run the country have decided that now's the time. Wonder if he can get asylum in Russia?
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>>147915838
that interview was fucking surreal.

one minute he sounds like he's going to burst into tears, then he perks up and starts talking about how great he is, then back to borderline tears.

the man is fucking crazy.
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i made pretty lines

what did you do on this fine saturday, /ssg/?
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>Wake up to tornado sirens going off
>Go back to sleep
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Update on suicidal friend, I "saved" him from the city he was and put him next to my cousin. He will look for a house and a job for him.
He's still on suicide watch, but not 24/7 anymore.
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>>147947860
you're only making him suffer by keeping him here. you're removing his agency for your own selfish comfort because it would hurt you too much to see him go.

he's lying to you about regretting it and having a change of heart, if he's even worked up the will to say that yet. he's just looking for another chance once you get off hs back.
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>>147947370
F
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>>147948185
He never said he regrets, he only said changing the environment is good and he feels better.

He had so much shit piled upand his gf was the last straw. He acknowledges the fact that she's not worth it, getting rid of the city and workplace stresses will do a lot of good. He's fine for now but needs some chaotic environment too. This city is too "calm" for him, it could be something bad too.
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page 10
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>>147954070
check out this sun made of ice
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>>147954186
cool.
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>>147954354
Wow don't know if I've read that one. There's a lot of those space marines books.
Grassy ass amigo!

>select all images with grass
That's it, I'm calling it, google reads posts.
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>>147954965
>Make bot
>teach it to be able to click captcha pictures with a certain amount of green.
>make sure all posts it makes mentions grass.
>not can solve captcha now.
>spam for TRUMP 2016
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>>147954965
You may genuinely enjoy it if you stick with it.
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When Trump inevitably starts a war will nuclear winter cancel out global warming?
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should i order general tso's or szechuan chicken?
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>>147958328
Both
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>>147958473
nevermind just realized it's probably still too early so i'll just be getting nasty chicken from lunchtime
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a
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>>147947035
>/ssg/
either it's a bait
either it's a slip and /ssg/ plays ksp... oh well
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>>147960506
dumb newposter
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>>147934318
I saw Yuriposter at a convenience store in Dallas yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be an asshole and bother her and ask her to stop posting yuri or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “DUNGEON. OF. HATRED.” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen mountain dews in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by hulloing really loudly.
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GUYS

Juno reached Jupiter!
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>>147960506
>either it's a slip and /ssg/ plays ksp... oh well
I actually did :DD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkOn0-yt9E
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>>147963032
What's that game about? Looks as boring as Kantai Collection.
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>be on PC with friends
>someone sends a webm
>it's a /vg/ link, open it
>a benis
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long leg
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>>147964181
was it at least a nice benis?
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>ywn watch Juice with MAN
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>ywn make MAN your quivering little fuccboi
>ywn hire yuri as his domme to train him
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>>147968852
>yuri
>domme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>147969335
don't make fun of my fantasies fampai
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>>147966410
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1468100549625.webm
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>>147969656
cute benis
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>>147970542
>trap benis
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>>147969656
the alleged benis is 404
is it small?
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>>147970542
:^)

>>147970680
No, that's a twink :^)

>>147970785
https://img.fireden.net/vg/image/1468/10/1468100549625.webm
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>>147971602
time to post in wowg :^)
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i fucking hate these new design trends of being as unintuitive as fucking possible unless it's your first time using a device.

(example: google when asking for a phone number only offers a "done" button, fortunately you can click it without adding a number, but there really should be a "done" and "no thanks")

even worse is dropbox trying to make it look like you need an account to download shit.

at least it's not a fuckign android
"Oh, you want to read your texts? sorry download this fucking update in an area with shit signal and speed :^). no,, you have to update there's no alternative whatsoever"
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>>147972313
>"Oh, you want to read your texts? sorry download this fucking update in an area with shit signal and speed :^). no,, you have to update there's no alternative whatsoever"
i haven't updated my gs5 the entire time i've had it
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>>147970861
>>147971602
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>>147972313
>no,, you have to update there's no alternative whatsoever

I think you're confusing Android with Steam and Windows 10.
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>>147972434
>>147973595
i was forced to update hangouts just a few days ago.

every attempt to enter it (and thus respond to any texts) was fucked because i was forced to update it before it would open. it'd display in the background, then pop up a single-option message ("blahblahblah you have to update [okay]") and tapping behind the message still did nothing.

i'm fucking pissed off about that too.

to be fair my phone had been totally offline for nearly a year without updating anything whatsoever, and i'd stupidly enabled data to google something. now i know never to enable data again :^)
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>>147973868
>he uses stock apps
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>>147972302
>>147970861
What about your qt bf, burd?
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>>147973956
i barely use my phone at all. the only reason i have a smartphone is that i thought it'd be novel to emulate PSP games on it before i remembered touch-screen controls fuck that up and wireless controllers suck.

smartphones are one of the worst things mankind ever created
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>sorry, you may only download 20 files a day
For what purpose?
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>>147974195
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/kspg/! what are you playing today?
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Good night kspergers
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For those of you that remember my truck-posting a few days ago: This is what the uncle that gave me the truck calls "new brakes."

I think he's trying to kill me.

This means that I can safely say the friction material on the passenger side brake didn't tear off; there simply was none. So I had metal on metal contact from brake pad lining and rotor that I didn't bother to check because... "New brakes."

He also apparently changed the master cylinder, but the brake fluid that came out of the lines was sewer water.

Old on the right, brand new from RockAuto on the left, obviously.
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>>147979024
That alone validates a full teardown of all major systems for me.
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>>147979512
I've been over most of the rest of the truck in pretty decent detail. It's as you would expect from a nearly 30 year old vehicle, but not much worse. It seems the brakes are really the only thing that, for what the fuck ever reason, got fucked up really badly. That being said, this gave me an excuse to replace the pads on the front and rebuild a caliper, and it's getting 100% new brake fluid hopefully tomorrow, time and weather and rust permitting. This does necessitate a replacement of the rotors at some point in the near future, though. They're going to be a bitch, but whatever.
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>>147978013
i got fed up with KSP and wanted to play something more competently programmed that crashes to desktop less so mechwarrior online
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>>147974038
He's back in the US ;_;

Both of us was REALLY fucking hoping that this was all an illusion. Turns out we were wrong and this is the perfect relationship
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>Snek is in a happy relationship.
>Yuri is in a happy relationship.
>Now Burd is in a happy relationship.
Why live?
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>>147985006
Just shitpost anon, apparently that's how you find a qt.
We both own those mugs for example. That shows what kind of relationship we have. We banepost all time. I mean, ALL time.
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>>147985332
[cat lifespan reminder]
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>>147985378
His cat is pretty old too, isn't he?
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>>147986567
>implying you won't get a new cat ass soon as he dies
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>>147987160
>catfucker, despite everything, actually prefers dogs to cats
interesting
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>At work today.
>One of the store support guys I often see at night comes into my office.
>He knows that I like and know a lot about space, I once explained wormholes to him.
>Mentioned that he saw a shooting star the other night.
>"Oh hey, that's pretty cool."
>Then asks me if I know what star it was.
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>>147989404
at least he tried anon, even if he doesn't know what he's talking about; he's just trying to be nice
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>>147989797
Oh, it was very cool of him to come talk to me. I even got a chance to explain that it was actually a peice of something like an old rocket part or even a meteor burning up in our upper atmosphere as it disintegrated, which he thought was pretty cool to. :)
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>>147989404
I hope you explained what they are to him, he probably would have found it interesting.
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>>147985585
nice
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>>147984661
Sounds like someone is gonna have to get dual citizenship. Are you coming to burgerland?
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>>147990249
Of course I did! :D

He thought it was pretty cool that something was burning up in our atmosphere and disintegrating.

I always love to teach someone something new about space. :3
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>>147991313
Space is cool.
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>>147991497
Space is fun
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whoever posts "squad is fun" now can suck a fat dick
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>>147991675
Devs is fun!
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>>147991738
Plz daddy
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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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>>147992563
this next song goes out to you, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
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>SVE comes with a nice skybox
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Post tunes?

https://youtu.be/oa6ACzznTGw
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>>147995558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ul-BghOAs
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>>147995558
Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga0ohgZFVqc
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>>147985585
>Rocket MAN
>mfw imagining MAN with a jetpack and a megaphone talking about the false paradigm
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>>147985585
you used the wrong version of pilotwings do it over
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http://rfcmedia2.streamguys1.com/thirdrock.mp3
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>>147996835
>playing a version without the world's greatest aircraft
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ROBOTRUMP 2216
INSTALL FIREWALL
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/kspg/ 2016
Make space C U T E again.
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>>147997619
it has that
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>>147999608
nope

closest to a conventional aircraft you can get without gameshark is the gyrocopter, closest you can get with gameshark is a shorts 360 aliased over the gyrocopter model (i.e. it flies like a gyrocopter)
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Supreme Overlord Trump 2516
MAKE AMERICA O B E Y AGAIN.
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will there ever be a strategy game with a competent ai?
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>>148000000
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>>148000505
C U T E!!! <3
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>>147997103
>2016
>Listening to shit music

DUNGEON OF HATRED
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sudden, mysterious urge to play mount & blade
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>>148000562
What's always amused me about this style of posting is that while purporting to describe a cute thing, it's the inverse of cute. It's loud and obnoxious.

if this is Yuri, know that this isn't directed at you because C U T E is posted far more widely and almost certainly primarily by men. It's just an observation in general and not an attack on your specifically.
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>>148001613
What exactly is a specifically, and where do I acquire one?
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>>148002024
You know, a specifically.

My specifically, Your specifically, His specifically, Our/Their/It's specifically.

It's first grade, Maxmaps!
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h u l l o
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>>148003246
hullo, fellow executioner. Ready for some bullying?
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ITS UTTER SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPCMmqA0RUE

they forgot to put the release date on the trailer
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>>148004203
>those nonexistent sound effects
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>>148004203
>All these professionally edited lies
>Hyping a piece of shit
>Mentioning the false trichotomy
Holy shit, just kill me RIGHT NOW
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>"gameplay" trailer
>stuff edited in

Squad where's that $150 million tho
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"Framerates literally doubled last patch with the upgraded Unity engine. Yeah Squad does some good work."
So they did go from 5 to 10 frames per second.
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>>148005129
MTBF also plunged

Congratulations!
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>>148005348
You mean, stock mtbf, which is literally saying something boring is somehow less tedious to deal with. Congrats, I guess.
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>>148005820
For some reason the "easier..." line has always pissed me off.

I think it's because instead of coming across as a "hey kids, you can learn science!" it comes across as "hey retards, it's a game you can still manage at! fuck that gay science shit."
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>>148005820
>fun
triggered
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>>148006057
It's also kind of implying those who dont make mass gorillion part explosion simulators are "playing it wrong"
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>>148006152
*massive
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>>148006067
>>148006152
>>148006258
delete these
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i see catfucker got banned
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>>148007034
why do they still call it "banned" and not "10 second time out" while you toggle airplane mode?
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>>148006289
Get out, Vlad.
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>>148007301
delete this
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>>148007174
>posting from phone
ugh.
it's equally trivial on PC, mind.
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late night funposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCM3clq-_c0
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>>148007698
Holy fuck, Joe.
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>Walk into Gamestop
"What kind of controller you want?"
"J U S T"
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>>148009308
intel inside your holes
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>>148009308
>>148009308
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Think I'll give up and go back to 1.05

I bet 1.1.3 is just as unstable as 1.1.2 and I'm not wasting bandwidth to find out.
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good night zombies
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when u forget the tailplane but it's all cool because the plane flies without it
#justidiotthings
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Goodnight, /kspg/ <3
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>>148011874
>2016
>wasting bandwidth
Do you live in a shithole ?
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>>148015358
Yes
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>>147985585
>Advanced flight skills:
>Turns
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don't fucking die
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Did you know different version number logic conventions can be used to plot the rise and fall of Maxmaps?
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Thank god I have my three favourite lists of things right here.

- List of things I don't give a shit about:
>>148023037

- List of things I will be called max for because I didn't reply like the poster wanted:
>>148023037

- List of things I will be accused of being angry for because I didn't reply like the poster wanted
>>148023037


Thanks, I guess it was like two days since I last added something to those lists.
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>>147991101
I don't know... He spent the whole night trying to convince me but I gotta get graduated first.He's 2 years younger although he looks 23, I look 17 which means he also has to quit his education. But after we both get graduated, why not...
Less rapefugees, no "peaceful immigrants", muh second amendment, cheap fuel and cars our 2005 Bora is still worth ~10k$, fug taxes, no religio of peace disguised as oppressed minorities, no literal islamic gommunism...
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>>148023537
Thank you MAN for turning Angry Anon into this neurotic mess.
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