>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://imgur.com/a/wwtuf (DaS2)
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/h1etMh8E
>Essential PC mods
http://pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB
>POSSIBLE FIX FOR 0 NODES ISSUE:
[YouTube] DSCM - Dark Souls Connectivity Mod - Major update, manually connect to specific players - 2016-04-09
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n
>DARK SOULS 3
http://pastebin.com/RDDaqtcP
>Character planner and science
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls3stats/home
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_JoBtL4BafHEYXeE0z13gdO7DNCuvzs9aKMgcSHayHY
https://battlecalculator.com/dark-souls-3-class-selector/
>Character sliders
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EXGIWRHO8lgeHRyb8fzDMeKPpuzyWGq-HA9v-udWRYg/edit?usp=sharing
>Fading Soul
>Road of Sacrifices
>the fucking birdmen screaming as they transform
>hear angry birdman noises from above even though I don't see any of the fuckers
ARE THEY IN THE GOD DAMN TREES
I SWEAR TO GOD FROM
Am I the only person still playing this game that doesn't just spam r1 with a Dark Sword or katana?
I really feel like I am.
Unable to summon phantom is 95% of my attempts. Why does from release completely broken online?
THANKS A WHOLE BUNCH
For SL 125 PvP (at some point in the future), do you think 30 Vigor and 30 Endurance would be enough with the Prisoner's Chain ring?
I want to try to make an actual Dex/Pyro or Dex/Faith hybrid but to do it I'll have to sacrifice some Vig/End.
honoraburu samurai desu!
buff 2h str builds right fucking now
give them more poise break or something this is retarded
Refined Washing Pole x10, Crystal magic weapon.
Thats all im gonna say lads.
Quick question for anyone that's messed with the respec option: how does this affect your starting stats? For example, if you start as a knight, will your respec stats always be based around the knight's starting stats? Or can you modify that too when you respec?
>>138927672
I just want to see a thread break 1000 just once.
Is that to much to ask?
POST ASHEN ONES
I miss old DaS dragon form. This new shit is awful.
Reposting to spread the word.
>For all fellow pcfats with stutters on good hardware in Windows 7, try Windows 8.1. It's far from ideal and I've only tested cracked offline mode this far, but the macrostutter and drops to 40 FPS are gone, keeping a good 56~60 with only the unavoidable stutter on major bonfires (and probably switching equipment as well) on an i5 4690k, GTX 970 (364.72) and a 7200RPM HDD I feared was dying.
>And no, it wasn't the lack of updates. I've downloaded every single one except for Windows 10 traps and telemetry stuff. Also, I've tried a fresh install of Windows 7 SP1 before 8.1, it still ran like shit.
I know this was one of you.
Is there a bonus starting weapon similar to how you got the Demon Great Hammer in Dark Souls 1?
I want to do another run like that
what the most dex I need for a strength build?
>>138927774
You can't reduce a stat lower than what it started as
Anyone willling to trade me the Cathedral Knight helm on PC? SL 43, +3
>>138927439
Just get a bunch and sell them when you sell shit to the old hag, she pays the exact amount a soul is worth when you sell it to her. Except for twisted souls, I think, she asked 3,000 to have it but I crushed it for 20,000
any cute dresses?
>keep matchmaking to restricted
>I'm an ausfag, puts me with UK players
>mfw UK it is 350 ping and unplayable lag
>It would even be better to put me with US players for 180-200 ping
Fucking being an ausfag and wanting to play online is so shit. Every online experience is filled with lag with my shit tier copper cables adsl 4mbps connection.
JUST kill me.
I NEED TO KNOW
IS DEXTERITY FAITH VIABLE?
>DS3 has no anticheat
>set my rapiers attack value to 9999
Living the dream.
is there any point to the path on the left? it goes up a bit and then...nothing. this is near one of the bonfires and the big dude carrying the big sword that he smashes around like a crazyman
I just want Darkmoon to work. I get invaded so people are getting invaded but I never get a summon. Forcing people to be way of blue is so stupid.
Patience as an invader is the best thing ever. That and the thief ring. Just invading and doing drive by attacks to scare them and put them on their guard and then vanishing into the distance. They end up either too scared to advance or just advance very very slowly and are slowly eaten away by enemies and maybe I just toss a few throwing knives to get them to turn around as a reflex which causes an enemy to pound their ass.
Invading is super fun.
>>138927857
Gotcha. So if you want your base stats to be different, you have to make a whole new character then huh?
>>138927897
pc players everyone
Post your Mound Makers
>>138927897
>get softbanned in two weeks
you've fucked up, anon
>>138927947
shit posters everyone
>>138927909
An NPC invader spawns there if you're in ember form. Otherwise, no.
>>138927897
post a webm
>>138927909
It's just an invader spawn point. I guess if you wanted to you could plunge the big dude.
What's the best chime/talisman? I can't fucking tell for the life of me with these new systems. My shitty A scaling +3 Cleric Chime does more damage with Lightning Blade than my +7 S scaling Saint Talisman. What's the scaling for if the spell buff value is what determines the spell damage?
Where do I find Patches?
I'm at Anor Londo
>>138927886
Dex Katana anything with anything = auto win game
>>138927897
Youre playing on steampowerd servers, they have VAC
>>138927880
No need the scorpions and snake will do it for me.
>Pontiff phase 2
What the FUCK is happening?
If I use riva to lock my fps to 30 on pc will I get softbanned?
what are the hotspots for making a character devoted to using dried fingers all day? also what SL should i stick around?
best starting build for quality?
Are there any good STR oriented weapons I should try to get early on?
>>138928037
If it helps, he's double always attacks first, and Pontiff follows with the same attack.
Best place/level to invade as a watchdog?
>>138928067
No.
>>138928037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9P-c6FBMZo
>>138927897
Enjoy you are softban.
What the shit is wrong with Faith in this game?
I have an A/S scaling chime and 30 faith, yet my lightning spear does maybe 120 damage.
It doesn't feel overnerfed, it feels legitimately broken. Like something isn't working right when the game calculates damage.
>>138928037
I feel like Pontiff is the "want to duel and pvp behind me, FUCK you" checker boss.
It determines if you are too shit for online play or not.
>>138927969
Whoops, I posted an anthill. Allow me to fix that.
>making mound makers without mounds
>>138928037
get fucking good kid
ATTENTION.
Trading for a cathedral UGS. on ps4 lvl 42 +3 weapon.
Willing to give 10 fucking embers for one.
>>138927795
Just finished exploring every inch of Undead Settlement, so I guess it's time to explore the church that makes spooky noises.
>>138928004
Do Siegward's questline thus far (help him with the elevator and fire demon is all I did at that point, I believe) then take the elevator by that mini chapel setup before Deacons and you should find "Siegward" who tricks you into fighting a giant. After that you can find "Siegward" trapped in a well asking for the onion armor, Patches will be at Firelink shrine near the exit to the locked tower. Gives you some sweet stuff and his slav squat.
OK, so I'm going to be an uncreative jackass and copy this, but are there any weapons I should grab along the way to Fire Estoc? Maybe a Raw Longsword or something? What do people like as pyro weapons?
Boreal Valley is kinda hard? Didn't expect that.
>>138927969
What the fuck are you playing on?
A fucking Commodore 64?
>>138928075
>>138927758
believe you have to kill yhorm for lady bitch to get killed
Go find the pope and you'll figure it out.
Are softbans a thing? My friend can't summon me or anyone else but he can see phantoms and shit.
What happened to all the goofy weapons?
Santier spear?
Smelter hammer?
Crab claws?
Artorias sword?
Chaneller's trident?
I'm up to boreal valley and i want to do some silly shit already
>>138927897
They use VAC, and they generally use softbans which group cheaters accounts in quarantine servers.
Why is it that dickwraiths in this game are the most lame they've ever been?
I'm not even complaining about running to enemies, that shit is easily remedied by using a giant tree seed. In fact that shit is fucking hilarious to watch if you use the knuckle and the seed in an area with powerful enemies or a huge mob.
No, I'm talking about a constant stream of darkwraiths that refuse to fight. Usually they have an ultra greatsword and will occasionally take a running stab at you before frantically rolling away.
It's not like it's hard to get rid of them by reaching the boss door, and it's not like they're actually going to accomplish anything by being such huge cowards, it's just fairly annoying.
Any fight clubs up?
>Fire witches
>Irithyll dungeon jailers
>the niggers at consumed king garden
>>138927562
yeah i just spam r1 with estoc
2h r2 r1 is a guaranteed good punish
2 shotted a dragon fag with a +7 20/20 at level 50
might have been a counter hit though since i am using a leo ring infused with 10/10 flame weapon +6 glove
>the only builds in DaS3 are Strength, Dexterity and Quality builds
Great game.
why are great 2 handers so underpowered?
its like they forgot it was a dark souls game and not bloodborne
>>138928167
>embers
They're fucking plentiful m8. Offer rare sets like the Church Paladin or Black Knight
>>138928228
>>138928228
>>138928228
>>138928228
PLS RESPOND AND WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>138928206
Yeah, I really wish it was a straight sword. I'd literally use it nonstop if it was. It was a straight sword in size in every other game.
>>138928271
dumb frogposter
>>138928284
SPELL CASTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AND DEAD RIP
>>138928142
You need crazy high faith and I've been told From is retarded and if you want good damage on lightning spears you need to cast them super close to the enemy. Test them out on the weak dudes near firelink
Why no summons on Road of Sacrifice?
>>138928081
fuck I meant class
pls respond
>invading for funsies in Chapel of Yorshka or whatever
>just use the fire pontiffs and kukri to my advantage
>free embers
>>138928298did you check the well?
>>138928327
I did, point blank, 90-120 damage.
Fucking worthless.
>>138928084
Dark Sword is fucking broken. Can be gotten early as fuck, ends up S scaling +10 for almost all paths, and has a ridiculously good move set. For pure str just pick a big dumb brute weapon, you can't go wrong with shit like the Fume UGS.
>>138928291
I'll give people whatever they want, if I have it. I just NEED that facking sword
>>138928239
Says the guy with 2 phantoms.
>>138928142
base lightning spear has always been total shit
even great lightning spear has usually been really low damage
sunlight spear and WOTG are the only real damage you're going to get out of miracles.
>>138928212
Crab claws?
Vas ist das?
>>138928284
>Not forcing a build to work through effort
Scrub
>>138928358
Glitch I think.
>>138928358
They're addressing this on the patch on Monday I believe
>>138928298
In Irythyll dungeon if you used the bonfire before he got there.
>>138927897
to be fair they kinda do, code changes every once in short while. Still if your looking to fuck with a hacker/invader. the jailers can actually destroy most script kiddies. So seed up in the jail and laugh
>>138928173
Which elevator?
Is STR/Faith build viable in DS3?
Any weapon recommendations?
>get summoned as a mound maker
>le honorable 1v1 fightclubs
leave it to the fuckwitted souls community to ruin the only unique covenant in the game
>playing dks3 all normally and happy-like at silky smooth 60fps
>get to deacon of the deep
>oh hey, I've beat like 3 bosses so far and I haven't tried online maybe ill summon for this one
>frames go to shit
>suddenly freezes
>cant do anything just limp-dickedly staring at my screen and waiting for this nigger's fireball to burn my bunghole until the game decides to crash
What the actual fuck. Any idea how to fix this shit?
>>138928020
>>138928127
>>138928232
VAC isn't enabled and I've been doing this since launch. You can set your attributes to 99 and soul level to whatever you want. Give yourself whatever items you want. Mod your weapons.
There is no softban system in place yet. Just a system that detects if you've modified your save but it's not working. In fact, it's triggering on legit players.
Stay mad normies.
>>138928469
No.
>>138928180
No, I accidentally went into the thumbnails folder, because Steam Browser a shit and I can't hear the game when it's alt tabbed and I'm making mounds of people by the minute.
Fucking confirmed my suspicions. Darkmoon only works unembered. Realized every time I had tried I was embered up and thought about it and it wouldn't matter if I was human or not when I'm invading. So I tried waiting as hollow. Got my first invasion after 5 minuted. Seems FROM broke this covenant for human players.
>warp to church of yorshka
>realise I have souls to spend
>try to warp back
>can't invaded
>blue sentinel summoned
>use white branch to disguise as statue
>he uses human ring to pretend he's host
>red phantom runs in to fight pretend host
>fire off soul spear
>red phantom dies from the blue spamming R1 with longsword before it even hits
Balance
Hey nax, you're a faggot. Invisible invasion message and invisible character. Not to mention invulnerability. Go kill yourself faggot, I see that you go on here.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Akulakhan
^^
Report the autistic kid. He comes here.
>>138928385
Oh, I didn't clarify. Yes, I checked the well, yes, I gave him the armor.
>>138928442
Motherfucker. I tapped it before I went up the sewer because I was being chased by a hundred dogs that wouldn't de-aggro, is there a penalty (aside from never knowing what the goddamn dialogue is) for missing him in the kitchen?
>>138927934
>have sun princess ring
>have anris sword
>have a blessed shield
>can just run away and spam swap my blessed shield and simple shield so my FP and HP tick a lot faster than normal
i like invading and drinking. just go in, do what you want, retreat and get your hp back without wasting a flask
>>138927313
So what's better chaos fireball or forbidan sun?
>>138928489
>went str/fth cleric and thinking of restarting
>>138927632
Anyone know?
Or is that just going to be too little vigor?
>>138928516
He doesn't give you a siegbrau, but other than that no.
>>138928423
I literally just fought one while waiting to re-summon phantoms at a bonfire, I had no phantoms and there were no enemies to attack the wraith (who had been just following me around throwing hello stones)
I just sat there waiting for the poke and punished with backstep R1. They did so little damage that they were never really a threat but if I was moving they wouldn't get close enough to fight.
Like I said, not really anything difficult or effective, just incredibly annoying.
Come train with me anons
>>138928474
kill urself drakeposter
>be going through Irithyll, from the Water Reserve bonfire
>get invaded by 2 Aldritch blues
>one finds me, decides to duel
>beat him as other blue sits back and watches
>beat Kirks and Katana blue afterwards
The Broadsword is pretty damn good.
11 str, 20 dex
Dagger+0 backstab on thrall: 266
(130 crit mod)
Fire bandit knife backstab on thrall: 352
(110 crit mod)
Is split damage the way to go for backstab fishing?
>get summoned, host is sliding 100% of the time
>check bloodstain, ghost is sliding 100% of the time
>other player ghosts, sliding 100% of the time
Nice servers, from.
>>138928474
Then just invade scrub.
>>138928463
Over here m9
What is the best covenant and why is it moundmakers?
>>138928474
Mounds are trash. the devs already ruined the only fun interaction possible for the covenant by making the white phantom ring not work on them. No one will summon you for co-op, your white soap will be treated as red by everyone else, and invasions are just invasions.
is the iato or equivalent in das3?
>>138928669
it's the Fingers because you get to suck on the lady's tiddies all day in exchange for a fingering
>>138928615
Does Demon Fist empower both your hands?
>>138928701
Almost every katana has the nothing personnel swish attack
>>138928506
How fucking butt-mad are you?
>WHAAAAAA-WHAAAAAA-WHAAAAAAAAA
>>138928649
Actually, that's probably on Steamworks. I remember Street Fighter players complaining about stutter after Ultra ditched GFWL.
>watching an invader get torn to shreds by the cluster of enemies he ran away into
God I love the Seed of a Giant Tree
>farming the first dark wraith for its armor
>4 gauntlets
>2 swords
FROM WHY
Curse rotten great wood is pretty much the undead deku tree.
>>138928723
Its like a twin weapon. Equip it on main hand then dual hand it. I think it's meant to be a pyromancy weapon as it scales from pyro stats and strength.
>>138928723
It's a dual weapon. A very shit dual weapon.
>>138928649
Servers are matchmaking only, the actual data is P2P
>>138928582
bump it to 33 vigor and your good
How the FUCK are you supposed to dodge the stupid fucking kalameet fire attack the stormdrake has. as soon as the stupid fucking feather dragonfuck starts flying up you cannot avoid hit since he dumps the fire right fucking on top of you that you cant get away from
what the FUCK
>>138928506
>3 vac bans on record
So I was trying to follow Anri's questline, killed Horace in the cave, but killed several bosses afterwards. Now I can't find Anri anywhere, and the last place I saw him just has a small white light on the ground. What does this mean?
>wolfnir
>can't attack him 90% of the time
>skeleton spawns often bug out and can't be attacked
Great boss, B-Team
What exactly does Hollowing do as a mechanic?
>>138928486
and at this moment, I'm enjoying my sub 30 fps on my memestation 4
>>138928806
What's different at 33, out of curiosity? A second softcap?
Would 30 Endurance be okay with the Gotthard Twinswords and/or the Dragonslayer Swordspear?
>>138928808
Just fucking roll away
Is it even worth upgrading the red-hilted halberd? or am i wasting my gems?
Anyone have any good slider guides done yet?
>get summoned for Vordt
>boss and host just slide around
>boss does no attacks just slides around
This happened twice in a row already.
>>138927313
Anyone know the rules for summoning enemy phantoms? I'm trying to do like a 4-way battle with friends but when I summon one red sign the rest disappear.
>>138928597
>re-summon phantoms
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're one of those hosts who sits at the bonfire and tries to get 2 helpers, and as soon as one dies you rinse and repeat
you know how easy mobs melt with 3 people wacking at them? you cant give us that bullshit excuse on how we have enemies to our advantage
get annoyed bitch. grow some balls and do the area yourself without ember
ng+99
>>138928787
It has C strength scaling and E int/fai scaling. Not a pyro weapon at all.
>>138928890
I literally have, he fucking follows you and dumps fire and you cant roll away fast enough
>>138928752
yeah dude because 3 sun bros and blue you have arent enough
wow dude what a legend u literally 20v1 a guy wow ur so good
>>138928690
The hell are you talking about? With how fast signs are hit the purple signs are hit often by fags tryin to get another white before they disappear. Since it's early game, white rings also tricks most new players.
>no one is ever in way of blue on PC, even at low SL
I JUST WANT MY EARS
>>138928860
Makes you look hollow, gives you five free levels from yoel, and allows you to get the usurpation ending with yuria.
>>138928896
I like hoverboarding. Makes killing people easy.
>>138928284
Learn to use Raw weapons
Would anyone one PS4 who has the Stray Demon soul willing to do me a phat favor and give it to me?
I'll trade if you want something
>>138928721
fingers will be the covenant to end all covenants. its going to be the one you go to at the end.
respec is strong
>>138928954
Zero phantoms summoned. Cry harder
>>138928752
>Aldrich niggers invading in the pyro priest and silver knight bow fuck zone as always
>Thinking they're safe to run away
>Some of them die on the way to me trying to rush me before I kill the previous invader
>>138928752
>doing aldrich
>invade some guy around the giant area
>bitch nigga uses a seed
>wake up all the giants and lure them to him
>black crystal out
E P I C
>>138928915
Wait, they spread the more NG you go?
Do those blobbys have a lore backing?
>>138928929
How is that not Pyromancy? Pyro skills use int/faith... and you are gonna have to side with a weapon anyways.
Just beat Yohm, holy fuck that fight is awesome.
holy shit just realized vordt is the chosen undead
>hey, this boss is too good, what if we made him unfair by making adds throw shit at you while you concentrate on the boss?
>perfect
>>138929006
>phat
>invading as Aldrich Faithful
>feign kindness by acting non-hostile and showing them the illusionary wall leading to the covenant
>watch as they aggro both creatures down there and die
I've done this 6-7 times now
Easiest dregs of my life
>>138928893
Are you a quality build?
Then yes
If not, it suffers with single stat scaling
The weapon art is really good with leo ring, however, vertical halberds have innate hyper armor on 2hr1
>>138928909
What can I say? I enjoy slaughtering darkwraiths and that happens more quickly the more phantoms I have. If you're all so butthurt about co-op it's no wonder you whiny cunts have abandoned trying to fight and just kind of wander like a lost puppy hoping the host of embers will go AFK long enough for you to poke them to death
>>138928980
>>138928980
Doesn't it fuck with connectivity too? Like higher Hollowing=tougher time finding people
>>138928772
Does this overfilled twitch chat agree?
>>138929089
E scaling does shit all. It might as well not even scale in it.
>>138929148
No.
>>138928474
>tfw fucking up fight clubs with soul stream sniping
>>138929006
You make us look weak. Get out.
>>138929081
yeah once you get far enough the ng cycle shit gets crazy
Man, fuck the haters, this is the best PvP I've had in years, and I'm using a fucking Greathammer. At SL50, anything you can trade with your longsword isn't worth this fucking Spinbash L2->R2. It's so sexy it should be illegal.
>>138928506
/dsg/ is not your personal army
>>138929114
>let's also make the elevator shortcut to him as slow as possible
>>138929114
How do you even get hit by the butterflies? The roll's iframes in this game are too good, you phase through most fireballs before you need to roll again and then they've stopped. In this time, if the armour swings at you, you iframe through his swing, too
Where is the Black Hand armor?
As someone who is utterly shit at the Souls games, why is III so easy? Even though I suck at them, I still really enjoy em. It took me 15 tries to beat Shadows of Yharnam. But I've only died like 6 times in DaSIII, and I'm at the revisit to Anor Londo.
>>138929136
i was considering the lucerne, but the weapon art has shit damage
So are caestus viable weapons? I know they were shit in ds1, great in ds2, and I have no idea in 3.
>>138928842
at the anor londo giant door? you get summoned to HIS/HER world to fight aldrich
did you talk to her in the catacombs near the million skellies on top of the ledge facing bridge? did you talk to her at the bonfire that leads to the shortcut to pontiff? did you kill the assassin in the same room as said bonfire?
because the next step after all of that is to help kill aldrich which ends the quest when you talk to ludleth for her sword that she leaves you
>>138929228
Kill one of the npcs before lothric, then you can buy it from hand maid.
Only comes with the armor and hat though, not sure if there is more some where.
Any fan art of the Dragons of DaS3?
>half the bosses in this game are made to cater to fucking naked dexniggers rolling everywhere while tanks are completely fucked
did they just take a bunch of bloodborne bosses they didnt end up using and throw them in das3? fuck this shit
>>138929231
Hitboxes are working as intended this time.
>>138929114
this is the new strategy for making these games hard, they have to find a way to guarantee that you take damage because most of us are too good at the games by now to find it hard otherwise
>>138929231
because you're a coop using piece of shit.
>>138927795
>Greatsword of Judgment
It's pretty but damage ain't that great/
>>138928951
dont hit his feet you dumb frogposter kys baka desu
Is Zaphander still viable in this?
Finally got the Zwei and it brings back memories so curious if Zaphander is good for PvP/PvE like in the old days
>>138929231
you got gud
>>138929202
;-;
i accidentally used mine..
>>138929216
sounds like bullshit; i'm guessing you've figured out how to swap out one enemy for another?
>>138929290
thanks dude
>>138929216
No fucking way.
>>138929235
It's actually really good at punishing chugging and often hits people rolling away from a 2hr1 chain
>>138929312
Nope, haven't summoned once except for Yhorm, because I didn't know there was a sword that utterly demolished him.
>>138929309
>I got hit because I'm too good at the game
You can't make this shit up
>>138929081
bruh he still has 3 estus
he's just using dev tools or some shit
>>138929024
they really made it the only covenant that lets you do that? that some retard shit
>everyone says they have trouble farming Cathedral Knights
>it's never the same item from person to person
amazing
>>138929349
By lothric I meant the yaoi twins, one of the three trio enemies.
>>138929006
I'll help you kill it if you summon me. What your lvl and weapon lvl?
>>138929319
I know to fucking hit the head you cuntnugget, that isnt even the issue im having, he flies up even if you avoid his feet and you cant FUCKING ESCAPE THE GOD DAMN FIRE
>>138929216
This is just Collector's Edition magic, you can't trick me anon
>>138929231
Enemies have no health or poise, PC is much faster, rolls have a billion iframes
Hello there /dsg/!
I don't mean to bother you.
Have you accepted the message of our lord and savior, Saint Aldrich into your life today?
>>138929393
learn to read
Help, por favor, with Ithiryll bridge beast
>tfw stuck on abyss watchers since the release
should i justgit gud?
>>138929297
The fuck you on about? You need 70%+ to fat roll, and if you don't EVERY armor slot equipped, you take a shitton of damage. Granted that still makes very heavy armor worthless, but no more naked/half naked invaders, unless they're overconfident memers.
>>138929216
WHAT THE FUCK! NO!
WHY THE FUCK IS HE THERE?
WHERE IS THE LORE
VATTI HELP!
>>138929220unzips dick
>>138929323
Turns in your PS4 on your way out please. WIIU audience is on the left.
>>138929396
I have been bamboozled.
>>138929251
I followed the questline up to the point I talked to him in the catacombs, and killed Horace. He hasn't appeared in any of the other locations, and is gone from the catacombs, just a small white light on the ground in his place that isn't an item.
>>138929297
>obligatory le git gud casul xDxDxD
>dodge 20 nameless king hits
>finally think i have an opportunity to hit back
>he recovered already and punishes me with a combo
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>138929297
Pontiff is practically made for shield users. Herald's starting shield and a couple of points in Endurance let you tank almost all of his attacks if you're careful.
>>138929321
Nah, I went back and played a little bit of DaSI after I got to Anor Londo, and I died 3 times on those catwalks with the painting guardians.
>>138929297
>abloobloobloo shields aren't overpowered anymore
So that's why people died to the first boss, they don't know how to roll.
bosses where it's advantageous to fatroll?
>soul of cinder
what else?
>>138929453
I would but I can't get to the guy.
Because of nonstop invasions.
How much of a fucking casual do you have to be to summon more than one phantom? This series was ruined when they started catering to casuals.
Holy fuck
Is it just me, or are Scythes really ass in pvp?
With that moveset they really shouldn't lose trades to longswords and katanas
>2r1s with my +8 carthas curved sword do 400-500 damage
>2r1s with my +4 Pontiff Knight Great Scythe do 300-400
Why is From so bad at balance. You'd think something like "the slower a weapon is the more damage it should do" would be pretty fucking simple.
>>138929408
I heard some he guy mention the helmet when iv gotten at least 5 of them. 4 hours later and still no sword.
:^(
>>138929480
but dude they are one of the few bosses who actually are well done and react to your attacks. The other bosses take a UGS R2 to the face and don't even move
>>138929409
So it's one of the three npcs that wait to gank you?
>>138929145
theres also a problem with buttbuddies on their friends list makin passwords to summon eachother
if they have a blue icon next to their name, it means its a friend that could be way above their level with a buffed weapon that can be downscaled to their hosts level
i've seen it a dozen times. once their fag friend runs out of estus and is on their last bit of health, they go and coordinate a resummon. theres no downtime, or cooldown to it either. its easily abuseable.
these kind of people get their hard-ons for just killin invaders which i find more pathetic. they get nothing out of it.
>>138929219
I know right, Dark Souls 3 is the most fun I've ever had invading. I don't get why all these people are salty they are running into triple teams. I mean did they never play previous games? I'm going on fifty invasions now and I've yet to lose one.
>>138929478
platform and level?
>>138929391
Then you're either gud, or you've been playing alot of souls games recently and the game is just easy.
Either way game is fun.
>>138929453
>Lord and savior
>Another cinder cuck
I don't think so senpai. He can devour all the gods he wants, he's still a cuck who linked the fire for them.
>>138929537
>i like shields being complete trash and i dont use them
>linear bad design its great if it caters to me
found the autistic bloodborne sonypony, kys
>>138929231
the pontiff kill me like 20 times the frost nigger in lothric castle kill me like 5 times
i dunno how you guys survive so well
>Apparently I missed the sleep emote
Could have sworn I talked to that nigger after he went to sleep. I mad.
>>138929576
Yeah, the one with the dual katanas is wearing it.
>>138929480
I'll help you if you don't want to get gud.
But they are one of the get gud milestones so soak it in.
>>138929453
you're a sizeable fellow
>>138929492
>implying the average Wii U owner is not older than the average PS4 owner
>>138929558
How is the Carthus Curved Sword? I was thinking of doing a full Carthus build and throwing some pyromancy in with it.
>>138929512
Literally get gud.
>>138929605
PC, SL51. Dex build
So I finished Sirris' questline, does she still get mad at me if I join Rosaria's Fingers?
I don't want to have to end up killing her
and for that matter, how do I even get her armor?
>>138929093
yeah man
>pick up sword
>l2
>r2
>l2
>r2
>l2
>r2
>l2
>r2
>a lord of cinder, one of only four that put up a fight over the entire course of the game and the primary one that was advertised, is now dead and was killed in 4 hits
>with an NPC helping you because why the fuck not
>fuck just making an actual boss fight, let's do this three more times
>Time for death, you bastard!
On on of the anor londo archers. Good stuff.
How are the twinspears? I really need a new weapon.
>>138929231
Last half of the game is a lot more difficult than the first half.
>>138929127
HAHAHAHA
This is too fucking funny, holy shit
>>138929570
>literal artorias gank squad
>well done
>>138929567
Are you that poor PS4 soul who I was going to give mine to before I learned we were on different platforms? I have three Cathedral UGS and multiples of their armor except the helmet...almost 3 hours of grinding...
>>138929594
They get the pleasure of killing a dickwraith
Guide me /dsg/. Cathedral of the Deep or fight the Abyss Watchers?
>>138929679
>Thinking its about the age
![[NoobSubs] Mirai Nikki 23.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FMr5aAI.jpg "[NoobSubs] Mirai Nikki 23.jpg")
>getting my ass kicked by dancer
>think that maybe summoning might help
>everyone i summon is literally worthless and doesn't understand her combos at all
>>138929512
>Enemies recover after their 99 hit combos faster than you do from 1 swing or Estus chug
Epic, simply eric, it's too ebin for me.
Can you make this jump? It seem doable but some of the bloodstains say otherwise
