So, how do you all feel about Link having a female option in the new Zelda.

>>138169670
If they make Link both female and male it's dumb, the hero was always a man, if there's a new character then it's fine for me.

>>138169670
I like it desu

>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>>138169410
>(I'm not gonna link that shitty thread)
>Links shitty discord instead
Ok

The pokemon n3ds bundle is available on fry's right now.

>>138170167
Link is a girl

Anyone hear about Randall? He is a racist dog fucker

>>138174532
regular N3DS on America?

>>138179574
Is for babies

>>138173419
>>PLAYAN
Kid Icarus Uprising
>>WATCHAN
Just watched Foodfight!, what a good movie
>>LISTENAN
>>EATAN
>>DRINKAN
Pepsi
>>FAPPAN
>>FEELAN
Great

>>138173419
>PLAYAN
SMTIV

>WATCHAN
Doctah woah

>LISTENAN
sinatra

>EATAN
pastaaa

>DRINKAN
water

>FAPPAN
whatever I feel like when I'm in the mood

>FEELAN
not so shit

>>138173419
>AN
>AN
>AN
Explain this meme

>>138184715
I don't know, it usually gets posted on /v/ that way.
>>138183573
Forgot your nametag Gor just kidding man

Actual last thread: >>138139669

Also you forgot a few tags.

>>138187337
xD

Reminder that these should be the tags:
/3dsg/, /wug/, /smm/, /mk8g/, /loz/, /xbcx/, /acg/, /mii/, /ink/, /feg/, /ssbg/, /ptg/

>>138187337
>/agdg/
Does this mean I am free to shillpost my game here?

>>138187570
If it's for Nintendo sure.
>>138187563
Tagging alive generals is bad sport though.

>>138187570
Yes, anything is good here since otherwise it would die

>>138185205
>I don't know, it usually gets posted on /v/ that way.
Memes will be the death of us all.
We have no reason, not just cause to do the things we do. Soon enough the hivemind will floruish and all of us will become one.
Why? We'll never know.

>>138173419
Hyrule Warriors
The Masters (soon)
Jim Nantz's soothing voice
Orange Juice
>
Supremely comfy

>>138187698
I don't get why /mii/ exists though. Also why did they choose such a stupid tag?

>>138188880
It's one of the typical seasonal generals that live for a month and die, like /ptg/, I'm surprised the Xenoblade one lasted for so long.

>>138188197
Well I'll change the AN to ing calm down gee

>>138188536
You don't masturbate anon?

>>138173419
Playing Mario maker on game pad
Watching drugs inc on Netflix
I just ate a fantastic egg sandwich I made with all the works
Sipping a cranberry lime sparkling water
Feeling anxious and insane. Oh well

>>138197025
Why do people drink fancy stuff I just have water or some shit soda

Image & Form have been tweeting stuff about Nintendo Directs, when did they appear in one?

>>138173419
Etrian odyssey 4
Might try kiznaiver later
Nothing
Nothing
Water
Nothing
Depressed and angry.

Seriously if you're circumcised, don't do any research on what the foreskin actually does. I want to fucking die

>>138200093
What does the foreskin do other than exist?

>>138200093
>>138200185
I'm curious too.

>>138200185
>>138200483
You really don't want to read this

Well long story short it's the most erogenous part of the penis, and the trauma from having it removed as a baby has a fuck ton of psychological side effects.

www.norm.org/lost.html

And basically you were raped, and if that sort of lifelong damage were done to a baby girl in any civilized country, the parents and doctors involved would be in prison

>>138201395
Wow. Good thing I still have mine.

>>138201395
What about phimosis then?

>>138202772
Not really that common and can be treated with a steroid cream

>>138203105
Fuck :DDD

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Have you guys tried this new ep1c ch33t?

>>138206525
I never played the original Punch Out, is it good?

>>138187563
xbcxg and ink are children and this is nintendo discussion for adults

Why do I have this feeling that people are just jacking off to the NX mostly because of the graphics and hardware and not the actual games?

>>138210690
They spend too much time talking about who was the bigger dick instead of having sex like babt.

>>138173419
MH3U, SMT4 and FE:F
Fargo S2
Swans
Fondue
Guiness
Trying not to
Like my balls are about to explode

>>138210876
Honestly I have this fear that franchises like Zelda will go completely the way of Final Fantasy and have the visuals and cutscenes as the main focus and everything else is just an afterthought

>>138212316
Probably not considering what Aonuma wanted was going back to it being about the adventure.

>>138212465
I feel like audiences are going to glance over the adventure aspect of the game and gush over the graphics and hardware as that's what causes games to fly off the shelf nowadays

>>138212825
Well the graphics do look good so it should be fine, I hope they worked a bit more on the ground textures though.

>>138211842
Why are you trying to not fap?

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So I've got a Hyrule Warriors (Legends) question and I don't know where to ask this.

I'm looking for blank versions of the Adventure mode maps 'cause the Twilight Princess/Wind Waker/Majora's Mask/Rewards maps all look pretty cool. I'm looking for something like pic related, just the maps themselves, no icons, no menu stuff.

I checked the Spriters Resource and they have everything EXCEPT the maps themselves.

>>138219378
http://zeldauniverse.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/18.jpg
Stuff like that?

>>138219378
Couldn't find them, looked on my spic websites but the Adventure mode part of the guide is under construction http://www.guiasnintendo.com/0a_NINTENDO_3DS/hyrule_warriors_legends/hyrule_warriors_legends_sp/welcome_ret.html

Just got a new 3DS XL. What are some must-have games?

Bravely Second collector's edition is back in stock on bestbuy.ca, for anyone interested.

>>138222123
Nevermind, already out again.

>>138222116
Kid Icarus Uprising, MH4U, check >>137949913

>>138220756
No, basically like the map I posted. No character sprites, no interface stuff.

I'm assuming that whoever submitted the other sprites to TSR somehow extracted them directly from the ROM or ISO or whatever, so it should be possible to extract the maps, right?

>>138222572
Definitely going to give MH4U a try. I'll take a look at the rest of that chart. Thanks man.

>>138222572
>labyrinth no kanata
>red
You should add that there's a complete fan translation.

>>138223958
Yeah I wanted to add Nagato's work but I couldn't find a cool way to add it, specially considering it's the only JP game with an actual fan translation so adding a new icon or indicator just for that wouldn't help much.

>>138224256
Add a little note under it. Also I think a translation for Re:Digitize:Decode is in the works too, so you might add that as well. Though I don't think it will be completed anytime soon.

>>138224572
JPG compression doesn't let me go with smaller characters if I want people to be able to read them.
>>138223129
I mentioned KI:U and it's the first in the chart for a reason.

>>138207939

There's not much in it you won't get in the Wii game, although the mechanics are probably deep in their own way, plus, it had the novelty of being an 8-bit game but with sprites that resemble cartoon drawings on a dot matrix printer as opposed to crudely done mosaics.......

>>138225291
Maybe it might be added before the start of the list then.

>>138225391
That was my keikaku* from the start but adding an indicator just for one game seems a bit dumb.
*keikaku means plan

>>138201395

Orgasms are still very very easily possible even without foreskin. I'm on the side of "you don't have the right to make that decision for your baby" though, even there is a small chance you'll grow up as the one guy who doesn't clean his dick well and happens to get an infection that could have been prevented by having his parents make his dick inherently neater for him...........

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>>138169670
>>138170167

I'd be utterly ecstatic.

Bonus points if they're dicks about it and make her only available to play in Heroine Mode.

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>Playing Zero Mission for the first time.
>Defeat the ruins boss and get suit back
>This kicks in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEPmfXUQGgw
>Start shredding through pirates

>>138227020
Good luck trying to get that Energy Container under the, I think, third to last room before the final boss.

>>138225859
I guess it depends if the circumcision was made by an actual doctor or a priest.

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3ds normal or xl? About to buy my first ds

>>138229325
XL.

>>138229325
Go to a store and try both, I'd personally go for the regular one if I had to choose again, but once you go XL it's hard to go back.

>>138229325
as someone with small hands, i love the big screen on the xl but hate how uncomfortable it is to use the shoulder buttons. i'd recommend it if your hands are average-size or bigger.

>>138230072
People with big hands could use the DS just fine though.

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PAGE 9!!

>>138234453
Grab a brush and put on a little make up

>>138229325
3ds is for babies buy a ds

>>138235032
stop impersonating babt retard

>>138236206
stop fucking jap shit dogs, randall

What's a game like Animal Crossing that is on a timer where you visit it daily to keep it going but with more interesting stuff to do daily than catching fish and getting the daily fossils and stuff?

>>138238039
Story of Seasons?

>>138238350
Interesting. What's it like day to day different than just plucking weeds etc? Its better than HM?

>>138238039
I heard about this game for the DS which is kind of like Animal Crossing but with magic or something. It also has a Japan-only sequel for the 3DS.

>>138238469
I don't know never played them Story of Seasons series are the HM games you used to know localized by XSEED now, Harvest Moon's name belongs to the original localizer, Natsume.

>>138238476
sounds like jap shit

>>138238476
I'm curious, any more info on that game?

>>138227020

The only Metroid games I really, really enjoyed were Prime 1, Fusion and that game (sorry Super but the controls and physics are not to my tastes).

Whatever the next Metroid is, they need to make a game world than can be explored in a variety of ways. Less emphasis on "item allows me to bypass door" and more "how does this powerup affect the feel of the level?"

i'm comfy now

>>138239937
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magician%27s_Quest:_Mysterious_Times

>>138240451
>Vanpool
ewwwww

>>138240337
Don't fall asleep and keep posting at night.

Also where the fuck is Gor

>>138244267
probably fucking thick girls on his frilly bedsheets in his moms basement

>>138244494
That sounds cool not gonna lie.

Is it considered cheating the use a map for the original Legend of Zelda?

I feel like everybody else used it as a kid

>>138244712
Yeah it's fine, I think the manual came with one.

>>138245142
>Yeah it's fine, I think the manual came with one.
It teaches you how to get the first two triforce pieces and that's it.

>>138244641
gor is a pretty cool guy when hes not stealing dudes 3ds on the subway so he can street pass himself

>>138245647
That would help me since last time I played it I couldn't find the second dungeon.

Also fun fact, traditional Jewish circumcision on cut off the parts of the skin that extended past the tip of the glans. Somewhere along the line people started doing full circumcisions in an effort to stop masturbation

>>138225859
You're fucked if you think either of those things justify genital mutilation in the slightest

>>138229132
It doesn't

>>138245910
gor is a pretty cool guy when he uses his Australia timezone powers to post at night

>>138249685
I think I have one of those traditional circumcisions.

/nintyg/ - Circumcision

I don't care as long as you fags don't kill it overnight

Did you guys hear that Rapp girl was an escort?

Somebody leaked her nudes too

>>138250868
Who?

>>138251630
Alison Rapp, the broad who got fired from Treehouse cause she was doing other jobs on the side that Nintendo didn't like. (And probably cause people blew her up for writing an opinion piece in defense of pedophiles)

>>138250868
link?

>>138252235
https://twitter.com/CommanderLovely/status/719005098651885570/photo/1

https://archive.is/UivUH

https://archive.is/41Q5Z

Not posting the pictures for obvious reasons.

Also apparently she got a rated a 2.2 on her site LOL.

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This place is dead

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She was working as a high class escort by the name Maria Mint.

Pic related have the most blatant body similarities (nose ring plus a pretty unique fox tattoo)

Alison claims her birthday is march 27th, Maria Mint march 30th.

Both claim self to be nerdy-girl. Maria claim to be Highly educated and independent, working in seattle (Nintendo of America HQ city)

Archives of "Maria Mint"

archive.is/3VjBf
archive.is/URQ2s
imgur.com/zUrnT


Good going, PR girl!

Goddamn, stop letting this thread die.

What are you playing?

>>138256765
Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon

>>138256765
I dunno I pirated like every 3DS game worth playing but I don't wanna start any of them.

>>138257002
>Steals every game
>Shocked he has no motivation to play them.

>>138257192
Not surprised just apathetic.

>>138257280
And this is why buying games are important. That initial release purchase helps drives you to play the game and enjoy it, also because you're buying it, you already have some interest in the game already. As opposed to people who steal games via piracy who treat video games like a Golden Corral, there's no motivation to try games or if you do, play them past 10 minutes.

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>use neighbors N3DS to unlock the amiibo cards
>can't cheat the system w/out one or the NFC reader
Damn it, Nintendo.

>http://3ds.nfshost.com/
>You can now pirate 3DS games directly from Nintendo's servers with just a little more than 16 bytes
How does /nintyg/ feel about this?

>>138257924
Eh, Nintendo handheld gaming is kind of a blow up.

I bought Pokemon X and Monster Hunter which put a few hundred hours into it, but cost is universally $30-40 and the hardware itself is inadequate and underwhelming, quite a few games are basic as hell because of it, I would never pay the price they're asking for some of that shit.

Like, you have to question why something such as Mario 3D Land, Happy Home Designer or Yoshi's Island ends up costing the same amount as New Leaf, Fire Emblem and Kid Icarus Uprising which objectively offer more playtime and "depth." (Not to say that padded = better content)

It makes no sense to me.

>>138263839
3ds is for babies

>>138254653
Do guys really pay 250$ an hr for a whore? Why not go to a bar?

>>138265095
Some people just don't have game, dude.

>>138254653
We get it, Anon. It's been proven that muh anti-censorship brigade worked to get someone fired at NoA. Unfortunately she was the easiest target.

>>138263839
Honeypot to start mass banning

>tfw mario kart 7 online still alive
>tfw is so comfy
>tfw rosalina best waifu

>>138265781
>banning
>from nintendos shitbox online
ok

>>138267397

>>138229325
New 3DS Normal? Screen's bigger than vanilla 3DS but not stupidly bulky like XLs. +faceplates + PROCESSING POWERRR (helps with framerates)

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Guys, give me Nintendo song recommendations for my Wii USB Loader.

Bonus points if it's chill remix (the Vaporwavey one is actually a version of the OoT title screen).

>>138264147

Because they're different experiences. RPGs especially just have a good cost:time ratio.

But like...I swear you Yanks are just over-sensitive to prices for games in general.

$40 USD is not that much especially especially if you get close to the equivalent hours out of it (the $1 an hour rule is nice - which I try to run under even with dollarydoos). You can get that with 3D Land if you're playing through it properly to completion (play levels multiple times etc.)

But time spent in a game isn't absolutely everything. It all balances out when you play some things for hundreds of hours.

>>138229325
This
>>138274656

Plus the D-Pad really does feel better.

>>138226204
>Playing Heroine mode while on heroin
WOW.

REMINDER: Do NOT use nor ABUSE heroin.

>>138234520
>sly music reference no one will get.bmp

>>138249727
>>gor is a pretty cool guy when he uses his Australia timezone powers to post at night

Implying Gor is Australian
Implying Gor works in Brisbane JB Hifi
Implying he got the Ambassador 3DS with the Kanji Nintendo logo face plate

>>138252528
Wow that escalated super quick.

>>138259191
I know bud. Wait until the end of the year and you'll see those things at GameStop for $2 hopefully.

I ate cookies for breakfast and am now sick

Does Rhythm Heaven Megamix not have every game from the previous iterations? It's missing a lot. I just beat the main story and besides the buyable games in the shop, it's missing stuff like Space Soccer, Love Lab etc

>>138278298
Drink some water.

>>138278316
yeah, it's missing those 2 and a handful more. can't really remember which, but i feel like it's mostly ones that used touch screen rubbing and flicking in the ds game.

>>138278691
that's really really shitty

even the ones that are in the game it's hard to get them due to the fact that you only get 1 flow orb per perfect and some cost 10 orbs.

>>138278508
thanks mamma

I'm supposedly accident? Is anyone else retarded here. I don't thing !

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Reminder that I'm older than Nintendo.

>>138250868
Yeah, pretty epic.
>>138265095
A better question is if she really needed to work at Nintendo if that was the case.
>>138277270
>>sly music reference no one will get.bmp
>implying no one gets SOAD's most well known song

>Checking out Alison's cute butt
>She airbrushed some pics with photoshop to remove cellulite

Damn shame t b h, familycomputers. Butt dimples are diamond dick inducers for me, and her peachy plump booty is cute!!

So Hyrule Warrior Legends. How in the shit am I supposed to A rank these "don't get hit" missions? I'm on the Master Quest map and I need to do one in order to get Link's third level spinner. What are the A rank requirements? Can I really not get hit once? As in no using potions or hearts?

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where is this chest?

>>138286616
Two options, you either have to grapple a window to go outside, or you have to grapple it from outsite from the room that's south on that map

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>>138286732
it's really confusing

>>138287201
Doesn't look like it's there, what's in the other room? Isn't there one that's "outdoors"? Maybe you have to go around the whole dungeon.

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>>138287201
of shit it's in there

but still, how??

>>138287594
Bomb arrows? If that doesn't work try looking from another angle, use the grapple point I can see in the top left.

>want to replay WW and TP
>don't want to buy a console that hasn't even been softmodded yet for two games

fuck

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>>138287714
oh wow, I'm officially blind

>>138288018
What worked?

Is there somewhere that has the solution to all the Hyrule Warrior Legends Adventure Map shit? Like where to use what items?

>>138287813
Replay them on Dolphin on 1080p? There surely must be some HD textures pack for TP around.

>How about we make the player unlock the end-game weapons, and THEN the optional costumes that reference older titles

Legends is fucking retarded.

Are there any non-cfw region unlock tricks for the current Nintendo consoles?

>>138288770
You only need the homebrew channel for that, if you're on 10.5 or less (3DS) you don't need anything, else you need either Cubic Ninja or OoT 3D and a friend with CFW.

>>138288289
yup

>>138283114
You were not born in the 30s you scallywag

>>138288770
Yes, but why wouldn't you just install CFW instead?

>>138289852
Any recommended tutorials for pirating my 3DS XL? I remember seeing them in the OP but they're no longer there.

>>138289285
So this is how it feels.
>>138290217
They were never here, there's tech support general for that >>>/vg/hbg

>>138290217
Accidental quote.

>>138290217
You should get a ds because 3ds is for babies

>>138290346
Accidental reply.

>>138286035
KO count is not factored into ranks on "Don't get hit" missions, so just speedrun them

Just got a WiiU, some games, and a pro controller.

Is there a way to shut the gamepad off without also shutting the console off, so it's not running as i'm using the pro controller to play?

I've literally never seen anyone talk about Luigi's Mansion 2, is it good?

>>138298021
It's mission based instead of free exploring, there's like 5 mansions, the gameplay is good, the framerate is a rollercoaster and the multiplayer is good.

>>138295792
I'm sorry

>>138298021
no

>Playing Picross
>one of the challenges is finish level 10 daily training in 1:40

how is this even fucking possible

haha

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>FINALLY get enough plat points to redeem WarioWare Touched
>turns out WarioWare Touched is the worst WarioWare game

thanks mamma miafags

>>138306010
Maybe we'll get more DS games.

>>138306010
>turns out WarioWare Touched is the worst WarioWare game
You clearly haven't tried Snapped.

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who excited for Star Fox?

wait

I've got a question about Hyrule Warriors Legends. I recently downloaded it and the game runs great on my n3ds, and I was having a blast playing it. The other day my n3ds was about to die at work and I didn't have a charging cable, so I shut it down. Once I got home I let it charge all the way, but when I booted the system and game again, now it's slowing down by a massive amount, I'm talking 2-3 seconds of input lag. Anyone ever experience this/know of a solution?

>>138309810
I was until I saw demos

>>138309810
It looks cool.
>>138311820
The whole 3DS or just ingame?

>>138312160
just ingame from what I can tell

>>138312364
That's really weird.

>>138311381
What am I waiting anon?

>>138317045
Randall is currently engaging in sex with jap dogs. Hell be back soon

>>138318868
At least they aren't shit ones now.

>>138170167
>the hero was always a man
Boy*

>>138173419
>PLAYAN
Pikmin 3 caus star fox isnt out
>WATCHAN
SciShow
>LISTENAN
Caravan Palace radio on Pandora
>EATAN
Assorted flavors of Corn Nuts and del Taco
>DRINKAN
Gatorade
>FAPPAN
Not for four days.
>FEELAN
A but pissy because my phone was being a fucker but all is well now.

>>138254401
Those are really big amiibos

>>138277270
>REMINDER: Do NOT use nor ABUSE heroin.
>tfw your mom and dad used heroine from what 3ds is for to this day 20 years later.
Using is abusing gor... :( why wont they just die already. Its so hard.

>>138283114
>the last three "logo changes" are just color changes.
Kek

>>138290217
You cant pirate hardware and shouldt pirate software. Fite me. [Spoiler]inb4 you actually try to fite me. Let us not sink to babt levels.

>>138295792
Wii u menu > controller settings > gamepad settings > turn gamepad off.
Then use a wii remote to manipulate menus until your in the game.
I may be incorrect i cant check right now im at work.

>>138309810
Fucking me. Star fox guard too.

>>138311381
Doan wanna

>>138311820
Have you tried rebooting several times? Otherwise try to put your save somewhere and reinstall the game. Maybe there are things going on the background that are causing slowdowns...

Woah thats a big post. Also bump

>>138319074
Hello not!Gor

>>138319496
Hey. Im really not gor. I just used to lurk and post in this thread a lot and just recently had the ability to come back.

Also does anyone have the latest 3ds & wii u recommend games list?

>>138319074
Did you write that thing from your phone
>>138320542
I linked a while back in the thread, it's the first post on the last thread linked in the OP. Wii U listanon is missing.

>>138320542
Also I was mistaken, there was another guy I like to call not!Gor and confused him with you since you posted a very long message.

>>138320616
Yes. It was on my phone. My fancy xaiomi redmi note 3. Typing is slow. Especially spoilers

I know listanon for wii u is missing. But id like it posted because i am considering becoming listanon 2.1.1.5.10™

Also test.