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Previously on /xivg/:
>>138137063
xth for a hopefully deleted thread.
xth for it wasn't early this time so it wont be deleted by faggot mods faggot
xth for holy shit this non-futa femroe is taking forever to respond to my erp.
i know a non-futa femroe is a diamond though so i'm sticking it out, she's worth it.
tank c@
Things were better when Sera would report bomb shit OPs like this.
xth for "femboy" going for the cancer of the month avatarfag reward
xth for 720 dps a5s
>tfw no au ra bf
;_;
>>138168453
>tfw no au ra gf
;_;
>>138168453
Same..
>>138168453
>>138168553
>>138168493
>tfw au ra gf
>>138168918
>tfw am an au ra gf
>>138168918
>>138168553
>>138168493
>>138168453
>tfw no gf irl or in game
>>138169040
No, you're not. You're a dude wasting your free time in a shitty gook video game.
>>138168918
>>138169040
>tfw am an au ra gf with an au ra gf
>tfw au ra obari
>>138168859
>>138169371
cute ;_;
Xth for I'm pure
;3
>>138168453
>tfw no au ra dad to make me clean up my inventory
>>138169728
Sell your junk
>>138169728
Do you like Raen...
>>138169728
You go clean up that inventory right now!
Stratos...
spent 7 hours erping last night, when i turned my monitor off i saw my reflection. i looked completely disgusted with myself.
>>138169994
>>138170151
How much do I pay to get dp'd by those two
>>138170350
Let me watch!!
>>138169994
sure dood
>>138170151
>>138169914
MAKE ME
>>138170350
don't fuck my dads you weirdo go away
>>138170350
>giving two of the thirstiest motherfuckers a ride
Kiki jumps at anything female and Aryani isnt far behind
does anyone wanna play video games on aether since we couldn't get 8 earlier maybe like a 4 person thing i am v bored and i wanna die but only kinda so let's play games instead :)))
>>138170525
I am on chaos sorry.
>>138170428
I don't want to fuck them, I want them to stick their big, fat dongs up my bussy
>>138170453
Why's that bad, if they are pent up they will fuck me even harder
>>138170350
>>138170370
ew no
>>138170428
No dessert for an entire week.
>>138170453
where do u get these statistics
>>138170428
Pst...
>>138170453
But Kiki is married and I'm a virgin...
>>138170667
/pet
>>138170525
Sure I'll play with you.
What do you have in mind?
I'll do anything.
>>138170525
How do I get your nudes, Cutespeed?
>tfw raped...
>>138170798
we have to fuck
as in irl
otherwise no trust glgl
>>138170730
i am terrible at making decisions i just wanna do something
>>138171080
I got something for you to do
*unzips*
>>138170807
>>138170807
tfw noone to rape me...
>>138171080
Name/server?
I have some time for games.
is there any advantage to playing this game on a ps4 pad compared to a ps3 pad
>>138170807
tell me (in detail) how it happened, so we can catch who did this crime.
>>138171218
rat king
gilgamesh
i just wanna cross realm queue something small unless you have a character on gilg or something
>>138171153
nah, you good
>>138169160
iktf
>>138171381
I do, logging in.
>>138170713
dad no you can't tank with those gloves they will RIP
>>138170667
but sad elf already gave me cookies
you can't just like
take them away
>>138171793
turn all that random gear in for GC seals, what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you carrying so much garbage?
link your whole inventory, turn in grid view in character settings
Is it true that Feast is completely overrun with speed hackers?
>>138171793
Dont give me lip, go to your room...
>>138171927
No.
>>138171793
>armory pouring into inventory space
STOP
THIS
IMMEDIATELY
For a non rp server. How can you tell if the person wants to erp with your character?
>>138172101
If they're flirting with you, enticing you and they try to lead you to ERPing, obviously.
>>138172101
what server?
>>138172432
>flirting
Well I'm dense as fuck. Just like my Chinese cartoons. I don't know if getting multiple l compliments from the same person counts as flirting.she thinks my character is cute
>>138172578
If that's what she only has to say then I'd see it only as a mere compliment.
>>138172578
"she"
oh boy, you have a lot to learn
>There's a Lalafell hosting a comedy club in the Gridania Amphitheater on my server
>Glamoured the hideous Couerlregina blazer thing
>He's not making "rape jokes" so much as "rape comments"
Why is it always a Lalafell.
>>138168125
>nonfuta femroe
It's a tumblrwhale. She's taking so long to respond because she has to eat an entire bag if crisps and make 8 fat acceptance posts on tumblr for every ERP response.
>>138168453
Are you qt femcat?
Who'd the smartest character
Post your nerds
>>138173095
>memesters pick meme-race
remove potato
>>138172089
>>138172432
>source: my ass
>queue into midas normal
>other tank is a paladin
>it's a lalafell wearing sunglasses
>leave
every time
>>138171920
I was in undersize dungeons!!! stop bullying!
>>138172089
>>138172005
>300k for aroom
thats like half my gil
>>138174096
Why he's playing smart all those flashes will blind a man
>>138174238
Do daddy some favours and I'll give you your allowance earlier
So if a raen and a xaela beep eachother what will the offspring be?
>>138174640
does daddy want hisdickfiledoff?
>>138174847
A cute catgirl
>>138174847
>implying xaela beep anything but horses
>>138174897
Daddy wants the dishes done and your room cleaned!
>>138174945
Horse was a pronunciation, it was actually whores :^)
>>138174847
Stone men.Grayscale, get it?
>>138174989
are you the guy who has been cucked by his eb partner shortly after the ceremony? the same day or the next?
>>138175069
>source: my ass
>>138174640
i never got an allowance wtf
what is itit's not your dick is it
>>138174989
THERE ARE NO DISHES IN MY INVENTORY
>>138174640
>>138174989
>>138175138
Rude.
>>138175196
Marco Ruseman leaves this general now.
>>138175138
I have never had an EB partner...
>>138175187
>THERE ARE NO DISHES IN MY INVENTORY
No excuses.
>>138175196
And proud of it.
>>138174640
Can I just use your room, daddy?
>>138175138
That's Gutripper who got keked.
>>138173289
I'm glad she's dead.
>>138175679
Please, there's no way it'll stick.
>>138175725
>source: my ass
>>138174640
>>138174989
mother/dad gimmicks are the skeeviest thing.
Stop being gross.
>>138175786
No, they're cute!And possibly hot
>>138175725
Fuck you.
>>138175857
gross and skeevy
>>138175785
>tfw started this meme in these threads
So this... is what it feels like... to start a meme...
whoa..................
>>138175924
you posted it every other post you dumb faggot
>>138175924
>tfw started this meme in these threads
>source: my ass
>>138175924
>GUYS
>BTW
>I STARTED THIS MEME
>GIVE ME ATTENTION
This is like the 3rd time you've made this post, is this the first time in your life that someone found something that you said funny?
How starved for attention are you?
What did she mean with that expression.
>>138176009
No, I wasn't the one that spammed it. I posted it like twice in the thread the other day when some Blizzard marketer was here trying to shill WoW, then some other guy just kept spamming it afterward, the absolute madman.
>>138176072
I don't even think the saying itself is funny, but I do think that some other Anon decided to take it and go wild is pretty funny.
>>138175857
>>138176252
She's so mysterious and lovely.
Such a good npc.
>>138176072
>How starved for attention are you?
Are you seriously asking this question here
>"i started this xivg meme" hour
>>138176252
MUH SCAR
MUH BOYFRIEND
Kill yourself
>>138176317
>people are actually getting mad about this
You guys need to loosen up.
>>138175493
>>138175138
end this meme
>>138176317
>tfw I started like 5 different memes in here and dont brag about
meme novices memeing for the first time in their life baka
>>138176317
>tfw I started the
>expecting healers to DPS
fuck right off.
>>138176431
What were they then?
>>138176376
>SE gave us dye-able HA and it doesn't dye as well as the sets those two allagan assholes are wearing
Why SE why
>>138176610
Limitations.
>>138176376
That whole Nero-crystal thing felt like they wanted to use him as a boss, but decided last minute to keep him alive and didn't want their special model to go completely unused.
Post cute au ra boys!
>>138175924
It's not even a funny one. You newfags are pathetic and force awful memes.
>>138176949
Is this a trap? If so, it's very lovely.
>>138177093
That's not even an Au Ra.
>>138176107
Literally just a /smile.
>>138176376
>meme
I am sorry your "waifu" been textfucking locked in personal chambers. Nice meme.
>>138176317
Hitler come back!
>>138176107
i want tofug tataru!!!
dead game
>>138177518
>source: my ass
>>138176317
mfw I crafted several memes still used today
feels good
>>138176949
lizard wizards?
>>138177251
video games
This is what happens when we have a ban wave, are you happy now chemoposter, we get au ra circlejerking and i made da memes posts are you happy now?!
>>138177775
Better then the fucking c@boi circle jerking.
>>138177890
And degenerate lewdposting. And highschool drama. And ERP bullshit, and the rest.
It's the lesser of two "evils".
>when 3 hours of erp logs are erased due to 90k
>seph farm party in pf
>ilevel req: 220
>>138178071
Nothing wrong with that
>>138177996
>it's not an Au Ra
It's not often you see supreme edgelords playing something other than voidsent and cats.
hey
>>138177996
I want to believe that this is just a joke name.
...that's a thing?
>>138178148
That's from 2.4 or so, or whenever shiva got just released. I'm skimming through old screenshots
>>138178070
Just ask your partner for them then. They'll still have them.
>>138178347
>bad manners
:-DDDD
>tfw you see an ebin on a stream
>tfw you heard their voice
The dead still live. Be lesson soon this.
>>138178347
>lalafell static
why this
>>138178020
That brings and keeps people here. Without it this thread will dry up drama brings and keeps people here along with lewd.
>cum from erp after hours of cybering and thinking you might wanna continue seeing this partner and -maybe- even EB them
>after wiping up the cum, immediately google pic related
>>138178378
they also dc'd at one point
>>138178347
IM MISSING ODIN!
WHY DIES HE POP UP WHEN IM ALWAYS AT WORK?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Doing VA
>Notice /vg/ person in party who gets shitposted about
>They do just fine and are quiet
You guys seem more and more like dicks each day.
>Trying to get my A8 shaft
>First party wipes 3 times because healers can't dodge AOEs
>2nd group is perfect
>Roll a 2 on the only Shaft.
>>138178768
You're talking as if that's a good thing. Nobody but those spastics give a fuck about who's e-fucking who, or what drama's unfolding, or whatever other immature fucking bullshit they wanna drag into the thread because they can't handle the quiet.
Without those cunts here, this place is slow and quiet. It's nice.
>>138178946
I'll give you a shaft, hun
>>138178946
I got a shaft for you right here bby.
>>138178946
How the hell do you still fuck up a8n at this point?
>>138177083
I didn't force it and I never said I thought the actual saying itself was funny.And I've been using this site since early 2006 so take your newfag comment and shove it right up your ass.
>>138179082
No idea. Some people just don't know how to avoid the aoes I guess.
>>138179089
I mean /vg/, particularly /xivg/. /xivg/ didn't exist in 2006 because the damn game didn't exist back then.
>this quest
I have no idea what's going on
>>138176949
+1
Elezen in uniform?
Seeing lazy healers that just stand there in dungeons waiting for the tank's health to drop below 90% health REALLY makes me want to level WHM so I can just Cleric stance + Holy everything so dungeons will go faster.
>>138179089
guys ;)
i'm not a newfag ;)
>>138179179
>>138179082
>BJ charges up apocalyptic ray
>both healers hit with vuln 4
>>138179356
them squashed ass ears look like rearview mirrors
who coming for /aery/ here
>>138179306
Just keep walking behind. Really slowly.
>>138179403
guys ;)
i'm posting it again ;)
the winky face ;)
see it ;)
i'm posting it so you can see it again ;)
i hope you're seeing this winky face ;)
>>138179559
words hurt, anon
>>138179356
Almost forgot I even had the Lominsan Officer's uniform. GC uniforms are comfy as hell.
Can't wait for the new outfits.
>When the jump crits just right
>>138179843
>when the adlo crits just right
crabbyscales if you here i got error 9000'd and pingzapper is bein a lil shit
>implying this isn't one of the best cutscenes in the game
>>138178978
And unfortunately the same fags make most of the content that grabs everyone's attention or make new creative images, jokes, phrases, vocaroos. The thread at its apex is a community where you could just about know everything out in the open without being in a innercirclejerk because people slung shit, facts, on one another. Like avoiding certain players or whatnot... Shit I just love the shitposting fuck.
>>138180497
So you're the exact kind of cancer that's been killing 4chan slowly over the past few years then.
>>138180628
Please, that was caused when people tried way to hard and then tried to self neuter themselves. Kind of like what's happening here. I'm just here for the ride man
>>138179326
Who's this intriguing incubus
The banwave was a good thing and I will work hard to make it happen again and again.
Can't wait for personae to tell me "quoting does nothing".
>>138179604
until subhumans like this one are gone from this thread, the campaign must go on
>>138181081
Let this be lesson. Banwave happen. Good thing. Subhuman die now.
>>138181081
>>138181192
And they'll just come back.
No rest.
>>138181081
*gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register sound*
Let this be lesson.........
>>138181283
>>138181081
>>138181387
I fight good fight.
>>138181081
Ridding people from a thead only makes it worse as there will be a power strugge with inexperienced peope clawing to the top, ach using more extreme methods. The same happens in real life when you get rid of an old guard look at the Middle East. Do you want an "Ebin spring"? Because this is how you will get it.
About time to give "femboy" his well-deserved 3 day vacation from this place.
>>138181547
An "ebin spring" is definitely needed because the current ebins are worthless pieces of shit. Shytvana, Ultrash, all of that needs to go and stay gone forever.
>>138181631
>source: my ass
>>138181547
Nobody is worse than shana, florentine and skeletan. I will gladly take new ebins, yes.
>>138181735
source: my ass
>>138181631
How about we stop talking about worthless shitters altogether?
>quoting does nothing
where are your friends then, where are their posts? :)
So how about that FINAL FANTASY XIV: ONLINE developed by SQUARE-ENIX?
>>138181631
maybe I can be your new ebin, /xivg/.
I'm not insufferable[citation needed], don't have disgusting fetishes, and i don't even have a nude mod!
and don't worry, i raid ;)
>>138181081
The quoting really does do nothing.
>>138181825
Probably not in this thread yet because you didn't bother looking at the time
There was a banwave? Because the thread is still shit and I still have a ton of posts filtered.
>>138181905
>>138181905
>>138181905
>>138181905
>>138181905
FOR
SALE
>>138181905
GORILLA
>>138181972
No it's the autist spouting his regular drivel.
>>138181883
You tell me.
Nobody talks about the game over here, even the ones who complain about it.
>transsexual hugbox time
Rip thread
>>138182008
>>138182019
>>138182097
Why do you waste your time doing this?
>>138181905
>>138182008
>>138182019
>>138182181
>>138182184
>>138182192
Multi-layered falseflagging bait campaign.
So, Monk or Dragoon?
>>138182184
Same reason you're on a mission to make this thread a friendly circlejerk. Won't happen.
>>138182305NIN
What do you people even look forward to do in this game anymore? It's slowly killing me inside.
>>138179604-25 fire res facade
>>138182350
It's not listed for a reason.
>>138182305
DRG is better and more fun. MNK is for babbies.
>>138182184
We don't want to see your ugly primate face anymore
The man himself
>Fer Li trying to focus me in PvP
>Our dragoon rapes him 4 times over
Nice try you cheap nex cross wannabe punk ass bitch, you suck at PvP
>>138182184
Cleaning the thread of cancer.
>>138182405
Things that can never happen with Yoshi's directions with the game and how SE doesn't fund the game the budget it deserves.
>>138182483
This looks like something briah would type
>>138182483
>cancerous shitposter is just another degenerate ERPer
Why is this not a surprise
Please have a glass of shotgun mouth wash
>>138176320
hey it could be worse
just look around you
>>138182421
That's not a very good reason, sounds more like personal bias.
>>138182483
>>138182483
>>138182483
>>138182483
>>138182483
>>138182496
>being this mad
How about you choke on my catboydick you pathetic faggot lol
Reminder that Chemo is a Behemoth shitposter that transferred off of Balmung because of ERP drama.
>>138182662
It's not, though. MNK is so simply designed that you can just go on autopilot and do good DPS. DRG is actually fun and contributes more to any group.
>>138182690
Looks like Crabs is no longer safe from the Chemo.Sad, because he's the only entertaining one in this thread.
>>138182690
>when chemosenpai finally notices you
>>138182708
>being this bad
How does it feel losing, pathetic jumping faggot ass bitch, go back to masturbating to that pic of nex cross
>quoting does nothing
>>138182483
nice shana velour
>>138182818
>>138182828
>chemo is 1 person
>>138182483
xiv has a word filter
occasionally the filter eats entire posts so it never actually sends
no one knows the criteria for the word filter
good job jumping to conclusions retard
also damn "i already came irl" gross as fuck dude
have some class
>>138182818
thanks anon!
>>138182926
There's at least 4 different chemos:
a. the guy who quotes and does nothing else
b. the guy who sat on mado (same person???)
c. the spammer
d. fiasco poster - harp, guffy diadem shit, moni/seto screenshots
Nothing is perfect, let's make things better.
>>138182971
>expecting class from a dumb shit who forced himself hardcore, can't even type properly and blogposts about his therapy sessions
Who is the roe on the left?
>>138182972
>>138182972
>>138182972
>>138182972
dont fucking E V ER tell me what to do!
>>138183057
fine then, one down three to go!
>>138183150
the one that looks like they have downs syndrome?
Oh wait, that's all femroes.
>>138183063
Existence is reasonable, let's make things better.
>>138182842
Enjoy your rng win while you can, mad turbotrash, gonna make sure to fuck your ass so bad next time you loser ;)
>>138183271
If you mean the one on the left, then yeah.
I've seen them posted a few times but I don't think they've posted themself. It's usually been them off to the side.
>>138182818
Please don't encourage it.
Fer is so trash lmao
Always dies to my fires and thunders
>>138182568
When are you going to clean yourself out of the thread then?
>>138183341
>you can kill me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAquit the game loser HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>138182842what kind of nex cross pic
Finished 4-day trial.
3.2 is good.
Thanks for redeeming yourself for Gordias, Yoshi-P.
>>138183446
>source: my ass
3.2 OST up anywhere?
>>138184359
>i am so mad at this post boohoo
>>138184182
Gordias still did irreparable damage that will last for years.
Aether is now a lopsided data center with two mega servers, and the rest of the NA landscape is suffering.
>>138184362
Check the pastebin.
>>138183446
Post result screens if you're so good
>>138184446
God, yes. I still have a shit aftertaste after thoroughly enjoying Midas and trying to push my way through Seph and Throdan EX. Ultros is pretty much 1/4-dead thanks to it.
I appreciate what Gordias was trying to do, but A2 and A4 can burn in hell. Mostly A2.
>>138184462
Only up to 3.1 is there. I guess I should ask for the 3.0 OST, too.
>>138182305
Ninja
>>138184707
>Ultros is pretty much 1/4-dead thanks to it
Ultros has been pretty much dead since I made my alt there around 2.2.
>>138184719
Got any nudemod pics? Are you that Excal midlander?
Do you guys remember back when moni released the fc logs and eliminated ada? lol shouldn't have messed with bruceie.
>>138185080
>eliminated
>posts on the regular
:aokhand:
>fem ra is fotm race again
time to fanta again
