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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your ownBOO!!
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Oh boy howdy
SKELETONS!
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
This goat belongs to me, you may look at him but you may not touch him.
nth for fish smile
Booty
>>137946690
you mean you didn't trigger the secret cutscene where Asgore gets into Terminator suit?
xth for flowey
What a spooky gif.
There's was a melty Chara gif yesterday too.
Post more spooks.
I'll start with something that'll really spoop your boots.
lacisum!
>>137946680
Nth for Omega
>>137946737
HE BELONGS TO ME
another day, another goat
nth for evil lizard
FLOWER!
Jesus christ, what a fucking shit show. How about some robot to get this thread going?
>>137946721
MORE SKELETONS
sans
>>137946806
hey kid, you wanna get spooked?
not like this. don't click this. don't ever click this. just close the browser.
>>137946823
Gaster please, don't you have some flowers to go murder? You don't even exist anymore!
>>137946821
Whoops. Didn't mean to reply to anyone.
>there are no Monkey Island-type UT fangames
>>137946893
GET RRRRRRRREADY
IT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SHOWTIME!!
Goodnight!
voidperson
>>137946986
>there are no good UT fangames that aren't just a single fight
Why the fuck is there still not a post TP dating sim for all the characters? Why is this fandom so fucking terrible
Nothing incoming
>>137946980
reply to me
>>137946634
Does anyone still post to the booru anymore?
>>137947154
Oh shit that part is hard. I still haven't gotten past it.
Pfft, all you stupid shits wanting to hug the goat. Dont you know he is gone? Why would you want to hug the little guy in the first place? So stupid.
>>137947164
Is>>137946798
(You)?
>>137947271
yes
>>137946893yes please.
>>137947154and then he makes your screen blank
>>137947331
That would be absolutely horrifying.
Soft skin, white lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist,
So touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,
It's innocent.
>>137947415
kissing the goat really would be so nice
>>137946854
Evil lizard with an evil fish!
;_;
>>137947243
i want to hug the flower too though
>>137947243
i just wanna hug someone desu
>>137947307i love you lots
>>137947243
If I see toby on the road I'm gonna buy an iced coffee and then throw it at him
>>137947694
I'd love to see someone actually do that.
>>137947415I want to be the goat and be kissed though
>undertale reddit is just /utg/ but with even more cancer
damn, this place is actually all right
>>137947694
>iced
>not throwing searing hot coffee at him
s m h t b h f a m
i drew charisk
>>137947690oh my goodnessI love you too
>>137947914
I uh
those are some hands
>>137947597End it.
See Chara.
End the universe.
PLUSH COTTON ASS
>>137947914
>Those yaoi hands
Okay I laughed
>>137947914
Goddamn yaoi hands
>>137948013
Not this shit again.
>>137947694
SO WE'LL HATE HIM
Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero.
>>137948013
I don't like how much I like it
>>137947828
>going on reddit at all
/utg/ is where it's at. It's actually the least worst of all Undertale communities once you think about it. One look at tumblr, you nope out of there if you know what's good for you. Go on twitter, and it's alright, but there is no consistent discussion, because majority of the time, it leads to lots of shipping and porn. I get a lot of awesome fanart and super cool stuff from there.
But this place is comfy. bravo moot for creating /vg/
>>137948104
if I see him on the road at night I'm gonna take his shoes
>>137947828
in the all important "did they play the game" measurement reddit ranks better then tumblr but worse then /utg/
which is impressive considering how bad /utg/ is
>>137948101
>>137948339
>that filename
You got me.
>>137948281
Toby seems like he'd be really easy to bully, and assault.
>>137947828
>>137948262
>>137948289
4chan is always the worst place to talk about anything until you try going anywhere else, then you realize it's always the least worst.
>>137948289
Oh no Reddit sucks at playing the game, I was looking at some of the old posts related to arguments we often have here (stuff about Asgore, Asriel vs Flowey, Chara, etc.) and their shit has so much wrong that no one bothers to call out
>>137948262
Yeah /utg/ is pretty okayplus being all autistic about husbandos and shit is fun, don;t judge me
>>137948026
im glad it made you laugh
i finally got a stylus for my phone to draw and this is the first thing i drew
Good night sweet prince
>>137946949
>tfw when someone reposts your artwork
Also up for doing more requests
flower before work
>>137948512
it is fun, don't ever let nobody tell you different
one day the normal people will leave
>>137948591
Can you draw Bratty firing Catty with a cat-apult
>>137948591
papyrus and undyne
>>137948669
Fuck you flower
Have a nice day though anon
>>137948576
dont hurt him
I can't. I just don't want to experience it for myself. I didn't cry when Papyrus died because I did my best to distance myself. But this is going to hurt a lot.
>>137948101
It was fun yesterday
>>137948013silicone ass is superior
>>137948669
Have a great day at work, anon!
>>137947828
I mean, we've got such wonderful Anons here, what's not to like?It gets pretty bad sometimes.
>>137948938
RIPyour feelingsmeanwhile my country now gets famous on the entire world because shitty government is shitty
Metatton is programmed to feel orgasm?
>>137948938
Bring the knife down upon him! Just one swing and it'll be over! Do it! Then you can just start over again! DO IT!
comforting crying goats
http://strawpoll.me/7305080
>>137948938
Just kill him faggot
>>137949047
He doesn't orgasm. He goes into overdrive.
>>137949140
Goat butt is best butt tbqh
>>137948591
Alphys lying in the bathtub with bleeding wrists
>>137949047
Probably something similar.
I figure he'd just blow a fuse.
>>137947085
Give it some time friend. We're still riding the end of the wave of hype and that's when people are still in the process of either making things or starting their own thing once the other big name artists and so on have moved on. After that you'll get your dating sims.
>>137949115i wanna hug him so bad desu
>>137949140
>no fluffy but option
>>137949140
I VOTED FOR PLUSH BEFORE I REALIZED THE MEANING BEHIND IT
>>137948669
thank you!
>>137949328it hurts doesent it?
>>137947243
I know right? What a bunch of losers.Kill me ;.;
Since I'm into polls, I might as well end this on one.
http://strawpoll.me/7305116
>>137949140
>all these dummyfuckers
SHAMEFUL
SHAMEFUL
SHAMEFUL
How do you wear a bandana like papyrus, I hate the character I love the way he wears it. I've been standing in front of a mirror for like fifteen minutes trying. Pic related.
>>137947776
Understandable although I'd still prefer to have the goat.
>>137949689
buy a scarf
>>137949527
it pains me like nothing else has before
>>137949689
>hating Papyrus
baka desu senpai
>>137949689
It's a square, right?
Fold it corner-to-corner so it makes a triangle.
Tie the two long corners together behind your neck.
>>137949689
>I hate the character
What are you, a pedoposter or goatfag?
I just realised I didn't fap today.
>>137946920
I know Asriel... I know
>>137949787
I have a scarf But I can't do the whole cute knots thing, I've never owned a scarf before, to be more specific I want to wear it like pic related but don't know how.Specifically with the cute little knots at the ends
Good morning, /utg/.
I hope you all slept well, enjoyed yourselves during comfy hours and that your day is off to a wonderful start so far.
I love you all so much
>>137947914
Holy shit anon. That's some hot yaoi.
>>137950181
I've never worn a scarf because I live in a jungle, but it might not actually be possible to wear it that way without special materials and modeling
>>137950190
Another day closer to death. Still waiting to hear back from my interviewer. Have some spooder.
>>137950181
Right here nigga: >>137949919
The time has come.
>>137950190
good morning.
>>137950701
RIP Sans.At least you are putting him out of his misery.
Do the same for the universe, will you?
>>137950701
Kill smol skel, post results.
>>137950701
I don't know the context of the poll, but I'm assuming you're killing papyrus, so I'm up for that.
>>137950701
Isn't Sans your husbando?
Don;t kill your husbando you monster
>>137950701
IT'S TAKEN YOU 45 MINUTES, 7 IMAGES, AND A STRAWPOLL TO KILL THE SKELL AFTER HE ALREADY FELL ASLEEP
THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT NAMEFAGS
>>137950431
shit.
Post canon ships
none of the shitty ship that shall not be named though
>>137950990
This, jesus christ
I got too emotional over this.
>>137951342
just fucking end it, holy shit
>>137951342
You just got a bad Tom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U_C_q6WcU
>>137951124
So did I basically waste a bunch of money on a scarf for nothing?
>>137951264
Pic related
>>137951342
You monster
At least I only post pics of me killing papyrus
plus I provide proof by opening the thread next to the window
>>137951342
how fucking long is this taking you
>>137951342
JUST MURDER THE SKELETON ALREADY
jesus
>>137951264
>says to post canon ships
>posts one of the few ships that Toby went out of his way to deconfirm by saying that his OTP was just Sans AND that sans was too lazy for a realtionship
Soriel and Torgore are both just as bad as each other in terms of canon but at least most of the latter shippers don;t push it as 100% canon
goats!
>>137951342
KILL
>>137950226
thanks i hope it gave you many orgasms
>>137951656
>>137951656
>>137951264
Okay
>>137951342
You can still restart anon, you don't have to murder Asgore and Flowey
ITS NOT TOO LATE TO DO THE RIGHT THING
>>137951850
HE IS NOT ABOVE CONSEQUENCE!
ACCEPT YOUR FATE IMP!
>>137951656
I want one!
>>137951342
Continue, anon. Do it.
>>137951342
This was a part of Sans' plan after you killed his bro.
>"I know I can't beat you"
He just wanted you to kill him to end his misery.
You did him a favor.
>>137951998
>not being above consequences
>but m-muh lore!
fuck chara
i am not selling the soul to him.
i'd be more likely to sell my soul to this guy instead
reminder that cucking Chara is the canon ending to genoicde
>>137952000
Perfect.
Nice trips btw.
>>137952215
You don't need to sell your SOUL
Rot in the void for all we care.
But don't pretend your hands are not stained withdigitalblood!
>>137952337
no it's not
>>137952437
t.salty characuck
>>137952337
good. that means i can have her all to myself
>>137952436
WellI didn't really plan on doing genocide until a friend wanted to see me killing undying.
and then i went full genocide because i have no life
to be honest, at this point sans probably would be unsure where to dunk me because i am murder or feel bad for me because i am fucked up like him
>>137949572
You're lucky I had to leave right after making my post.
>>137949438
What's the meaning?
>>137952862
mad dummy's butt is not better than mettaton's
>>137952505
you mad?
>>137952925
I wish I hadn't voted.
>>137952992
Nope because my favorite character actually had a character and wasn't just some dumb non-canon meta joke
http://strawpoll.me/7305494
http://strawpoll.me/7305494
This poll is not important.
>>137952626
Are you...?
>>137952626
Truly the best possible ending.
>>137953228
>eyes clipping through hair
So annoying.
>>137951656
Yes please.
>>137952838
>sans is fucked up
No he isn't thats just stupid tumblr meme that you've fallen for.
>>137953184
This is genuinely even worse than Sans dakis
Holy smokes
>>137953184
i wish. my girlfriend probably wouldn't like me having that though
>>137953228
my negroid
So now we have Sans, Asriel and Chara body pillows
which character is next?
>>137953531
Frisk.
>>137953531
a mettaton one exists
>>137953531
that Frisk pillow has Chara on the other side I think.
>>137953531
Toriel is the next most likely
>>137953531
Just make an entire mattress with huge Asgore with his bare chest showing in the middle.
>>137953531
I want a fondue pot in the shape of Vulkin.
>>137953429
>tumblr meme
>>137952032
How much for a goat?
>>137953750
Fucking sold.
>>137953696
well we have this already
>>137953892one soulyours
So with what colour eyes do you guys like Chara?
>>137953841
Yes, if you legitimately believe that sans is broken inside and is a psychotic rapist serial killer then you've fallen for the tumblr meme.
>>137953135
but anon.
my favourite character is papyrus.
i just happen to like chara too.
>>137953591
>>137953531
The robot one is the best
posting real best body pillow
>>137954153
>psychotic rapist serial killer
no.
What I believe is that the guy got lazy because he knows that anything he does is pointless. It's either nihilism or state resembling depression to a degree???
I'm sorry.
>>137954128
Red is the 'canon' and generally accepted color, but I'm actually kind of liking that blue
>>137954067
Nice.
Double nice.
>>137953531
I know someone was making an Undyne one, but it was a commission
>>137954296
unforgivable
>>137954256
>>137954128
I didn't realise people drew them with any other.
>>137954346
How canon is it? I only remember black, vertical pixels.
>>137954128
Brown before dying, red after.
>>137954295
All you said was fucked up, implying he was sick in the head in some way.
Here's your precious Chara.
>>137954296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g
ffs, you're really milking this for all its worth and beyond that.
i drew sanster for a friend
>>137954624
YES!WELCOME TO THE LEGIONS OF THE DAMNED!
>>137954484
it's not all that official, people just went with the 'demon' motif and gave him red eyes
>>137954484
Red is most common, then comes green, I think
>>137954686
Hot
>>137954686
no thank you
Sup guys
>>137954686
So good I came a bone
Please call an ambulance
>>137954735
thanks
>>137948718
Hope you enjoy it
more GOATS
>>137954686
>those hands
(OFF spoilers)
>>137954484
>>137954501
>>137954706
>>137954721
It goes red, brown/green, any other color.
This is the sprite in game, so it's black/brown canonically.
>>137954624
Hell yeah
>>137954868
oddly satisfying
you should draw lighter by the way
Scary face imminent
>Be me
>Initially hate the character of Asriel and his "Worshippers"
>Slowly after more and more gotefags post
>I get used to both versions eventually
>Have awkward edgegote dream
>try to ignore it
>notice I've saved more pictures of Asriel than any other character
>What is my subconscious trying to tell me
>Hug pillow as I usually do to try to sleep
>Start imagining hugging edgegote
>what
>no
>Stop feel really awkward and have awkward dreams next day
>Im not gay
>seriously
>it's wrong to like az
>>137954820
Sup, haven't seen you around in a while!
>>137954868
It's everything I hoped for and more
>>137954823
i hope it made you cum gallons
>>137947243
http://picosong.com/NyLU/
>>137955002
>this faggot who doesn't even like the edgegoat had a dream about him
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
>>137955001
Or not.
>>137955002
>az
>AZ
>"don't like asriel"
>Cheesy affectionate nicknames
Just accept it senpai.
>>137955002
don't let it happen dude get out right now im not kidding
>>137955001
You ARE a great partner!
>>137954820
Yo, nice spider.
>>137955002
>>Be me
Who the fuck else are you going to be? Everyone else is already taken.
So now that we had that discussion with Chara, what about Asriel? I know the 'canon' color is red like his mom, but I kind of like Caribun's purple eyes
>>137955012
Yup got occupied by my daily job & Streaming. More like a lurker now.
>>137955134
>tfw asgorefag that has had multiplenon-lewddreams with both Asriel and Asgore in them
>>137955001
Continue.
>>137954820
oh! welcome back
>>137955163
How do I stop?
>>137955239
>Not knowing that >be me is an indicator of an anecdote in 2016
k
>>137954886
>>137955185
>When all the spiders dance just right
>>137955357
Wouldn't it being an anecdote indicate it's an anecdote? It just seems superfluous.
Well, there we go.
Emptiness.
Welp, I'm going to Chilli's.
>>137955357
FUCKING LEAVE. im straight and have a gf but he's still in my mind. Leave undertale behind
reposting this from last bread
>>137851395
>>137955269
Well we're glad to have you whenever you have the time
>>137955357
actually >be me has been a pretty frowned upon way to start a greentext for a very long time
>>137955567
AU where Toriel is the one to find Chara who she then vores thus preventing any of the later bad shit from happening
>>137955576
>be me
>be postan on /utg/
>start greentexting
>some guy calls me out because I'm me
>>137955492
Well that was underwhelming, wasn't it?
Why do /v/ hate this game?
I know nothing about it, seems cool, like Earthbound on MDMA.
>>137955568
I'm actually planning on play another round of UT with color mod. It will be a whole new experience.
>>137955713
just pointing out the facts ma'am
I haven't cared about people who can't adapt in a while
>>137955567
Instead of them being trapped in the underground, it's an island. I don't have anything else, but I feel like almost anything could be done with that.
>>137955795
>color mod.
what
>>137955851
pretty
If spiders doesn't have puss puss where did spider cider comes from?
>>137955764
It's because it got super popular really quickly, /v/ hates anything popular anyway. This is why you don't judge games based on what other people tell you. Like with Fez, if you ignore all the drama around Phil Fish it's a legitimately good game with clever puzzles
>>137954127
Hmm, can I test drive this gote before I commit to such a heavy purchase? How's the insurance on gotes? Do I get my soul back if I'm not happy with the gote I receive?
>>137955764
It got popular
/v/ loved it when it first came out
>>137955869
Yup. No joke.
>>137955764
Cancerous overactive fanbase and overhyping it beyond any reasonable levels.
The game's actually fun, enjoyable, and a lot of the fan content ranges from interesting, to adorable, just severely more vocal.
>>137955253
Brown, then red, then all other colors as far as I know. I've seen him with blue eyes, some people draw Asgore with blue eyes too.
>>137955492
Yaay!
>>137955953
We'll give you a month to test him outIf you don't return him by then, we'll assume you agree to the deal and he'll take your soul himself
BUNNY SUIT
>>137955253
im a big fan of green eyes desubut his real eye color is white
also good morning /utg/ this is the earliest i've been awake in a while
>>137956264
This pic broke my heart.
>>137955567
AU where Mettaton and Napstablook got more content.
>MTT date where he takes you through a sped up relationship including a marriage scene.
>Reveals that he and Blooky are related towards the end of the date.
>Napstablook and Mettaton get a Lost Soul segment in Asriel's fight.
>Napstablook and Mettaton are with Frisk and the others watching the sunset.
>Actual MTT NEO fight, with a full length Power of NEO that isn't just a remixed True Hero.
>>137954820
Ello. Seeing your name was a bit of a suprise 2bhalso do you mind doing a shitty translation of this
One more for the road.
Genocide was not fun, but I haven't felt this much satisfaction from killing a boss in a long while. Sans is an interesting fella.
>>137956275
Bunny suit.
>>137956498
>giving chara soul
>human absorbing human soul
chara confirmed for a monster.
>>137955567
AU where "The Underground" is a sleazy red-light district in a massive city.
>>137956578The best part of that pic is know upset she seems on Chara's lap.
>>137956679
Chara is like Flowey in that both of them lost their original souls, so they are neither human nor monster.
>>137956679
>Chara
>Human anymore
Chara's dead, so they're a ghost.
Or they're a literal demon like they say they are.
Oh no, humans in cute outfits. My weakness.
>>137956483
"Yo! Papyrus, what do you say we have a bro-like arm wrestling?"
("Undyne, she's just like Gian from Doraemon.")
>>137956578
>>137956745
>All that exposed spine.
Stop Anons, stop it right now.
>137955567
Monsters got a bit too much access to transhumanist books and stories, Alphys' research goes frighteningly further with figuring out what constitutes a monster soul. Amalgamations are just the prototype, and while regretful, it's hard for the lizard to hate herself when she's rather literally bonded to someone who loves her unconditionally.
The study on human souls becomes less about what lets them persist so much as what lets them produce as much power as they do, as monsters progress in attempting to find ways to augment themselves with the aid of other monsters to draw close to even just the power of boss monsters.
Monsters explore an alternate source of power, AMBITION, instead of DETERMINATION, to very mixed results, especially when combined.
Pardon, got that botched ice pick lobotomy pain from congested sinuses so can't think too straight to clean up this mess of ideas.
>>137956947
How about tummy instead?
>>137956926
Thanks
>>137955764
It grew popular and then the Tumblr/Youtube crowd picked it up.
They were on board with the Gamefaqs poll brigading until it started besting Nintendo games. That was orobably the turning point.ITS NOT FAIRRRRR
>>137956908
Prepare to be DESTROYED!
>>137956947
Oh, you'll get yours mister.
>>13795707
YES!
>>137957078
Thats even worse
>>137957123
>mfw the GameFAQS salt
Who wants Chara?
>>137957323
Is that a bulge
Is that a lewd bulge, Anon? I didn't notice that before.
>>137957308
Despite Alphys winning most hated character, I guarantee /v/ hates Sans more because of his grin.
>>137957323
Hey guys I found a Mad Dummy led pic.WITH A VERY SPECIAL GUEST!https://static1.e621.net/data/fb/b9/fbb909b3737be106f9d7a4f0fefd96d6.png
We need to wosh this thread
post cleaninterspecies relationships
>>137956287
in your absence you were missed
also welcome to the afternoon I guessgreen eyes are the best desu
>>137957392
Nobody likes Alphys on /v/???
>>137957460
>Clean
>Posting super lewd handholding.
Wosh u self.
>>137957323
Of course Chara has a bulge.
It's the dick he uses to put in Frisk's ass every night.
>>137957425
It's about as vile as I expected.
>>137957425
This is why Gaster killed Flowey. He only wanted to stop shit like this.
>>137957425
Oh god, I recognized it immediately.
>>137957482
Nobody likes Alphys anywhere.
Two of those three worst of awards were legit earned. The worst game was pure salt over the rampant shitposting and /v/ continously falling for UT related bait.
>>137957526I don't care if it's degenerate I need more handholding between these two
>>137957323
>Bulge
Nope
>>137957389
>cum dripping out of it
Yes. It's a dick.Do you feel the sins calling down your back?
>>137957424
More coming lad!
>>137957585
My man
>>137957585chara is a girl tho
>>137957632
What were the worst awards, anyway? I don't GameFAQs.
>>137957693
I didn't even notice the cum until now.That makes it so much hotter. Dribbling dicks inside of panties are best.
>>137957764
The awards were the /v/gas
>>137957725
that's what boring people say
http://imgur.com/12zJPlQ
>>137957898
>being a literal faggot
It's 2016. Being gay isn't trendy anymore.
>>137958073
that means it's time to quit being a gay hipster about it
>>137957898
yeah being gay is for faggots dude, dicks are only cute sometimes. no homo
Where my straight brothers @?
>>137956578i thought that said bunny slut and i got excited
>>137958193
but that was a cute dick.
>>137958278
i mean yeah it was but im not gay or anything haha
>>137956351
I want to break his butt
>>137958448
neither am i
but i'd suck chara's dick
no homo.
it's never gay as long as you say no homo.
that's the difference between gay stuff and a prank.
>>137958598
Epic prank bro, haha.
>>>137958598I'd like to play a prank on you, cutie.
>>137958598
exactly. id probably even fuck male chara. as a joke though
please shoot me why am i drawing this
>>137958239
I am a seeker of fat asses and can't see myself with a guy irl
do I count?
>all of this lewd shipping
goddammit my curiosity
>>137958549
Wait, don't you get banned for actually showing dick?
>>137955527
but like undertale gives my life meaning.
>>137958897
exactly.
it'd be even funnier if i got penetrated by male chara
and then we cum in unison, moaning each other's name.
imagine the look on his face when I say "no homo"
>>137958741right back at ya.
>>137959030
That's actually pathetic.
>>137958598
It's just a nohomo bro. #prank
>Am I doing it right
>>137958979
You have to spoiler it.
I mean, we are already a cesspool of lewd, I don't know why we put up the smoke and mirrors.
>>137958954
I... guess?
>>137958979
not if you dont say anything about it. god dammit anon
>>137958939
Because you're too casual for TF2
not bad though
draw asriel as widowmakerw/ ass
>>137958979
Yes you do, if someone reports your post.
Ive been banned on multiple occasions for it, its a blue board for a reason.
What the fuck did I just walk into.
>>137948787
Tried drawing a bit lighter on this one. Hope you like it
>>137959317
Hell. Lewd Hell.
>>137959117
you could probably upload that for millions of views haha id definitely watch just for the funsies. not like id like to see male chara cum or anything
>>137959317
we're just prankin each other bro
>>137959219
buneo
>>137958975
>thumbnail
Come on now.
>>137955567
http://imgur.com/a/KZYrw
http://imgur.com/a/cVK7T
Corrupttale.
>>137959317
Was better than yesterday when everyone wanted to be brutally raped and murdered by Sans
*whew
Now that I got that out of my system, how bout some cute?
>>137956954
Tried to respond to >>137955567
but done goofed
>>137959136
how? what else am I supposed to do with my life? my life is clockwork and extremely boring.
>>137959919
Fuck.
>>137960059
sure
>>137960059
cute!
>>137960283
>>137960331
>>137958239they're all dead
>>137960390
Is this caribun?
>>137960059
Ok
>>137959229
>too casual for tf2
but anon i played tf2 6 years ago
>>137960283
whoa anon thats dangerously close to being lewd
>>137960390
>>137960059
>>137955134
As I've more or less given up on reality I can tell you a bunch of cheats to have dreams about your favourite characters that is if anyone cares.
>>137960654
competitive matchmaking just got added though
>>137960745
>close to being lewd
oh, my bad. here
>>137960809
That'd be lovely anon.
>>13796055
Yes
>>137960642
>>137960745
>>137960807
>>137960809
gimme the juice
I just want to feel the goat's fur ONE TIME
>>137960397
No!
>>137960946
anon are you insane?!
>>137961002
i need more storyshift chara desu
>>137959402
thank you drawfriend!
Good morning /utg/ ! I love you!
>>137961210
>>137960554
seems like it
>>137961106yes
>>137961410
Good morning lets fug
>>137961624
NO!
>>137961673
do not lewd that sweet little boy
/utg/ my monitor won't work and I'm really really frustrated
Chara protecting Frisk!
Guys, stop cutepostingit's hurts
>>137961680
YES
>>137961905
are all the cables connected
>>137961602
i love asriel's cute lil scarf
>>137961410
Good morning, love you more!
>>137961935
Yes!
>>137961948
*hug
>>137962025
Me too
>>137961763
he's perfect for fugging though you cant stop me
>>137962010
Yes! But it fell of my desk a little while ago and I think that's what made it be like this. For the past few days it's been turning off and taking a little while to turn back on and it's just been getting worse! But it just flickered on for a second so I got a little bit of hope back
>>137962010
>>137962212
I've also been trying to take the power cable out and put it back in and it's worked sometimes before but this time it's not. It's been like this since yesterday
Hello hello hello how low?
>>137961961
NEGATIVE
>>137961948i love you though
>>137962148
>>137962358
have you tried a new cable?
>>137962457I have nothing against straight people, I've just never found females attractiveLet's just agree to have our differences I guess
Chara wanting a physical relationship with one or more of their siblings!
>>137961961
that lewd lip lick
>>137960809
>>137960967
Ok, it's pretty complicated and there are various methods.
As of now I'll go over one.
But one way I've found if nothing else, you can feel like you are with your favourite character is this:
First you're going to want to get your body tired, running about dynamic stretches I don't really care how, just get tired.
Now prepare your bed, you'll want an extra pillow or two to rest your head on and prop it up, don't have anything else on your bed you could touch but your pillows you're resting your head on.
Now the somewhat difficult part, you've turned your lights off, got into bed and now lie down on your pillows and relax close your eyes and don't open them unless you either fail or you know wake up the next day,cease all movement and any feeling to your body, you can do this one limb at a time or several at once, the aim is to get pins and needles and eventually get them numb. While you're doing this, you'll get the urge to just shut off and sleep, this is where your favourite character comes in, Imagine them pushing a button or something and count, just keep on imagining them counting, usually by about 80 most of your body will fall asleep and it'll almost feel as if you're floating which is pretty cool.
Now you can either continue until you reach sleep paralysis then imagine said character holding you down for lewd times if that's your kind of thing.
Alternatively, while you still feel like floating, you can imagine yourself with said character in any kind of situation, as you can't feel your body or seeing anything, the whole situation is a LOT more immersive, and is very close to a dream state.
After either of these you will likely fall asleep, with nothing more than the image of your favourite character in your mind, this on its own will practically guarantee a dream about them.
>>137962696
>encouraging people to induce sleep paralysis
I'm sure this will go just fine.
>>137962530
Well I bought a new HDMI cable because the other one broke when it fell, but this monitor is pretty old and I don't know if I could even get a new power cable for it
>>137962696
huh, i do all of this except the imagining a character part normally. guess that explains the goat dreams
>>137962593_____Ok_____
>>137962696
I'm gonna try. I usually try to induce sleep paralysis when I'm pretty well-rested, maybe that's holding me back?
>>137962867
just don't open your eyes senpai
>>137962172
that doesn't make it okay
>>137962696
I've heard some bad things about sleep paralysis. Not sure if I should try it.
>>137962696
>lewd sleep paralysis
no this is all wrong
> images of happy Asriel fills you withpain
>>137962867
>>137963073
>>137963043
That bad things you have heard are probably from non-self induced things 95% of the time if you know what's going on you can use it to your wants , most people are scared of it because they don't know what is happening and it happens against their will. Or they where feeling mad and took melatonin to sleep which often results in unwanted sleep paralysis.
>>137963151
it's the only way I'm gonna hug this fucking goat
Apparently it's Hato Moa's birthday. Happy birthday Moa.
would you?
>>137963591fuck no
>>137963591
absolutely not
>>137963463
you're not gonna be hugging shit in sleep paralysis
this will literally just make you hallucinate that your favorite character is trying to kill you or something
i have never heard of a positive experience with sleep paralysis in the fucking 5-6 years i've bothered looking into lucid dreaming
i could see using the paralysis as a vehicle to going lucid but it wont work going directly to bed unless you're taking a nap in the middle of the day
>>137963591
No.Maybe if the picture was on the inside with a hole through the mouth so I could lift it open and see him sucking my dick.
>>137963591
Yes
>>137963591
no but my friends girlfriend likes undertale
id send it as a prank gift
>>137963729
but nothing else works
and I've heard sleep paralysis is only spooky if you open your eyes
>>137963729
That's why I said don't open your eyes baka. Or just using it to sleep.
>>137963857
>>137963945
okay, so best case scenario, you imagine your undertale climbing on your chest while your brain is pumped with adrenaline because you're fucking paralyzed and conscious of it
where does the lewd come into play? is your favorite undertale a fan of fucking practically unconscious bodies
this is so backwards it hurts to read
>>137954686
A few changes and it'd be a perfect Underswap pic.
>>137964026
I just want to induce lucid dreaming
I just wanna hug him
but fine
>>137963857
It can be spooky no matter what dude one time i was just staring at my own sleeping body for like hours through someone else's eyes. The creep can be real family
>>137964026
They must want to be raped by Sans and then killed by him.
That's the only explanation I can give.
>>137963385
Welp, there goes nothing.
This is some dumb discussion right here.
I'm going to the gym instead.
>>137964026
we posting goatfrisk now? I like the dark furred design
also i think he's referring to being pinned down by your favorite undertale. but personally, i can't recommend inducing sleep paralysis on yourself
>>137959919
What exactly is this? Another one of them AUs or did the lines intentionally got scrambled at random?
>>137964026
>>137963729
>>137964026
>>137964138
None of this shit you claim happens has ever happened to me in my years of doing this shit.
Ever.
Unless I'm some kind of dreaming king, I don't think that's a coincidence senpai.
>inducing sleep paralysis
>not making an Asriel tulpa
Pfft plebs, as im writing this my tongue is deep in his fluffy ass. Tastes like cinnamon pie.
>>137964439
nobody here has the willpower to make a tulpa
>>137964439
what's a tulpa?
>>137964439
>not being like Frisk and making a Chara tulpa.
>>137964137
sleep paralysis is an occasional side-effect of WILD, it isn't a vehicle to do lucid dreaming itself
you can probably manipulate it into going lucid but there's far better ways of doing it
>>137964424
you're full of shit or you're confused on what sleep paralysis actually is
there's a reason it's fucking dubbed old hag syndrome
>>137964272
Don't mind me just posting my husbando, you guys go right back to talking about inducing permanent mental trauma on yourselves
>>137964493
Im sure monsters weak enough to get vaporized by an angry kid wouldnt require much willpower
>>137964572
>being here
>not knowing what tulpa is
MMMMwell sleep paralysis
>>137964624
can I post mine too
>>137964595
I've been trying to induce lucid dreaming for so long
I'm done hearing about people who don't like the goat having regular goat dreams
Just started up again today and I noticed the date with Papyrus wasn't a date at all. It was a "hangout" session. No mentions of dating at any point. The music box puzzle also had the answer given away by some floating glyphs.
The hell is this?
>>137954128
Red or ur gay
>>137964493
Yeah, but you can daydream for long enough up to the point where you've exhausted so many possibilites and reactions they would have to them, you may as well have a tulpa. But then again, I daydream for like at least 20 minutes at a time.
>>137964595
>Better ways of going lucid that don't involve as much effort
what
enlighten me.
>>137964572
sick b8 m8
>>137964691
go for it senpai
>>137964674
so like an imaginary friend?
>>137964493
>being this jelly
His sensual bleats light up the room.
>>137964674
sleep paralysis has nothing to do with it
>>137964838
exactly
>>137964827
thank you
>>137964793
it's because you didn't flirt
>>137964779
this.
>>137964793
The music box puzzle runes was patched in because people were too fucking stupid
>>137964820
http://www.dreamviews.com/induction-techniques/129734-senses-initiated-lucid-dream-ssild.html
http://www.dreamviews.com/induction-techniques/36683-finger-induced-lucid-dream-fild.html
So have any of you looked into goat farming or raising a pet goat?if so, you're a filthy furry
>>137964779
i get lewd goat dreams and im not even gay how mad are you?
>>137964967
Excellent taste.
>>137965068
>implying id fuck a real goat
baka desu senpai.
plus goat dicks are unappealing as shit.
>>137964779
If it makes you feel better the one Asriel dream I've had was a nightmare about him suffering forever and begging to die. So its no like its sunshine and roses
>>137965068
I'd like to think no one here would try and fuck an actual goat
>>137965048
Time to try this shit for a third time
with gusto I guessyou're not lucidanon, are you?
>>137965298
nah lucidanon is a way cooler dude than me
How is Asriel?
How is Asriel?
>>137965391
I miss him
>>137965442
He's dead
He's dead
>>137965048
I've got something new to try when I sleep
It probably won't work
Actually it definitely won't
But I can hope
>>137964417
>uuuuuuuuoooooooooooo presents: corrupted genocide run
I'm guessing someone played Undertale with one of those things that scrambles games up.
reminder that Chara canonically never cared about Asriel or the goats and were just using them as tools to fulfill her hate boner vs humanity and was probably happy that they all ended up suffering
>>137965020
I myself didn't realize that you can get umbrella to the box, so I had to Google shit.
>>137965467
But is your aim getting better?
>>137965608
those are both best done right before you enter REM
i'd set an alarm for like, 4-5 hours after you originally go to sleep, wake up and immediately attempt them.
This is too cute. I need this after a Genocide run.
>>137965694
Do you think Chara planned the whole thing? Dying + Asriel going to the village + he dies + Asgore declares war on humans?
>>137965771
>>137962696
I'mma try both your weird ass methods, then report back.
Inb4 neither work.
>>137965873
The killing themselves and trying to destroy humanity yeah, they didn't plan the Asgore declaring war on humanity thing but they were probably pretty happy with it
>>137966018
>>137965974
>actually trying these methods
>>137965804
>cute
>not thinking this cancer permanently destroys sans character
>acting like it's a real game
last time I checked there isn't even a mod, just a bunch of edited screenshots
spooder
>>137965442
why would pacifrisk have a knife in the true lab?
I had a lucid dream about Chara.
>>137966385
>this fag actually played the game
Prime keks, m8.
>>137965804
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>137966227
no fun allowed
>>137966481
if she didnt murder you i dont wanna hear about it
>>137966234
Show me her puss puss.
>>137965804
Underswap Sans is actually cuter when he still looks mostly like his regular canon self than the generic saucer eyed babyface he's usually turned into.
>>137966385
Toy knife, Chara would have the true knife.
>>137966481
What happened?
>>137966494
>what is Worn Dagger
>>137965048
thanks for helping out with this
sometimes I get so discouraged I don't believe having lucid dreams so often is possible
>>137966227
You must be a riot at parties.
>>137966713
It's the Worn Dagger.
It's just called something different in Genocide.
>>137965048
how does it exactly work
i mean, are there limits to how controllable it is?
I like it when people make things that look like part of the game.
What about...
Annoying Dog fight.
And the fight theme is...Megalo StrikeBark
Let's Read of "Creep" when
>>137966854
For a pacifist, it's a tool used to cut plants.
For a sociopathic murderer? It's a weapon ofm(ass)destruction
>>137965804
He looks like a fucking psycho, tumblrina.
>>137966629
Then read no further.
>>137966738Went out to a zoo. Chara talked about the imprisonment of death and the tragedy that resulted from her actions. It was pretty sad.
>>137966854
Ok, my memory is rusty.
>>137966917
what do you mean
>>137967041
I kind of hoped I was the only one who knew about that.
>>137967117
Sorry to hear that.
>>137966186
hoog
>>137967146
Lucid dreams.
I've never had any controllable dream, and I was aware of dreaming maybe like 5 times in my life. There is this blurry line and my ability to sense is turned off in a dream, usually.
You know what I didand I liked it
>>137967291
>tfw its been so long since I've hugged someone I've forgotten what its like
>>137967342You monster.TAKE ME ANON~
>>137967342
taste of his ______ ________
>>137967302
almost lifelike vivid, you can basically do anything you can think of, but first couple of times going lucid you'll probably wake yourself up from excitement/loss of control
>>137967439
me too anon
>>137967493
Mom's pie
>>137967041
Unitale Creep game when?
[ACT]
*Check
*Frisk: 3 ATK, 3 DEF. 12 years old.
[FIGHT]
*Frisk looks tired
[ACT]
*Rape
*Frisk pleads for Sans to stop, but they just feel too good.
[ACT]
*Cum inside
*You can hear Frisk sob as Sans shoots his load inside
*Frisk doesn't even fight back.
[FIGHT]
*Sans wins! He gained 1000 EXP and 20 G.
>>137967531
/utg/ group hug meet up, when?
>>137967439>tfw you almost made me cryI'm gonna give you a big hug anon
>>137967439
hugs aren't all that great
people give really disappointing hugs unless they have broad shoulders
>>137964026
>practically unconscious
>can still booner?
>>137967530
Well.
That's good to know.making an epic saga of dreams when
>>137967439
Someone say hugs?
>>137967530
>but first couple of times going lucid you'll probably wake yourself up from excitement/loss of control
Literally me
>>137967683
/UTG/ CONVENTION ORGY WHENhopefully never
>>137967683
It won't happen
>>137967687
>>137967786
>>137967836
>>137967836
more like fugs
>>137967687
You shouldn't get that sad, me and my family were never really big on the whole hug thing anyways and I've never really enjoyed the ones I've gotten
still though
>tfw no goatdad to hug you
>>137967836
sure
>>137967439
>never had childhood friends
>parents never hugged me
>met a girl in 4th grade
>became good friends
>gave me first hug to my memory
>friends for more than a decade now
Life is suffering, but there is always hope.
>>137967896
>fug
>>137967683
right now. everyone come to my house
>>137967846
I can't imagine not waking up in excitement
I've only had 3 dreams go lucid that I can remember and they all ended pretty quickly afterwards. Being able to stay in control sounds incredible.
>>137968023
but we don't even know where that is
BLEATS IN THE AIR TELL THE TALE
OF A LIFE THAT'S GONE
>>137968023
only if you promise not to murder us all
>>137968023
Only if you're the person who put a legit home address on the map
Unteraltertale when?
hi
>>137968025
good thing to try is rubbing your hands together, helps stabilize the dream supposedly
i forgot about it last time i went lucid and woke up after about 20 seconds of going crazy and making shit explode and flying
>>137956264
Sorrry I'm a couple hours late due to work but I'll take him.
>>137968105
you'll know when you get there
>>137968232
I probably wont kill you
>>137968249im not even on the map desu
>>137968349
hOI!
The longest Undertale fic on FanFiciton Archives is about 170k???
but then my curiosity led me to TVTropes, and that shit links to a Pokemon fanfic with 200+ chapters and over 4 million words...last updated in june 2015
>>137968349
bye
>>137965020
or really really tone deaf
>>137968349
He refused not only to wear pants...
>>137968482
>>137968249
>only one email hug in 3 months
>>137967117
Sounds OOC as fuck. Why didn't they slash your throat?
>>137968528There's a MLP fanfic that's longer than Harry Potter, I think.
>>137968409
Alright, he's all yours.Good luck trying to return him in timeThere's no going back now
>>137968528
Fallout:Equestriahas like 650k words.and a fanfic based on that fanfic has 1.5m words.
>>137966843
>>137966621
to be honest ive never actually been invited to a party. if that shows anything
>>137968349
Hello
>>137967283
>>137967041
Not unless there's multiple people, alcohol and funny voices included.
>>137968710
Chara doesn't hurt Frisk/the Player unless we provoke them.
Which we do by refusing their deal.
>>137968349
gross he needs to put on a little weight. being this size isnt fun
>>137967041
I'd actually be fucking down
"/utg/ reads: Creep. A fanfic in which Sans loves Frisk."
Afternoon, ladies and gents. How's everyone been?
>>137968743
>>137968731
That's the one.I didn't want to let anyone know I knew the name of it.
>>137968805
I would do that. I would volunteer to take part in that shitfest
goats are for ____!
>>137968805
I'd be up for doing Sans's VA in that.
I'd need a good Frisk to rape though.
>>137968982i can fucking recite the theme song even though I haven't watch the show for like a year now.
>>137968743
Well, Harry Potter clocks out at like one million and a bit?
Simple art requests, please.
I only promise to try.
>>137969002boopingon thepenis
>>137967041
creep?
>>137969002
kill
>>137969002
Kissing
I kissed oneand I liked it
>>137969123
A napstablook.
>>137968982I've read it all
>>137969131
Hello my sweet summer child
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5752618/chapters/13254880
>>137968657
I hope somebody got killed through that stupid map.
>>137968951
Not too bad, you pretty robot.
How about you?
>>137969123
Sans with Tom's face saying "ur going to have a bad Tom"with frisk as jerry for lolz
>>137969247
If they had been here since summer they would know it. Summer was last year.
>>137968805
How about Imp?Isn't Imp a girl?
>>137969346
Decent. Had to deal with dumb people for like 2 hours and I'm mentally drained from it.
>>137969076
>>137968985
If that's all it takes, I'm completely down for general narration, with sufficient amount of booze. We might digress a lot along the way, but it'd probably be at the very least amusing.
A short goat from Ebott
A goat of the wild
Thrown into story where monsters lie pulled
Hides his emotions his blood is running cold
Just like his victories are stories of faults
>>137969237I stopped on the chapter with someone catching a shot from a tank. It wasn't a definitive choice, I just put off reading more until I stopped completely.
>>137969453
It's not a literal thing.
It's a line from Game of Thrones where one of the characters describes a child who hasn't lived through their harsh winters as a "sweet summer child"
Basically someone who hasn't experienced something bad.
>>137968528
>that fucking SSBB fanfic with 4 million words
>>137968805
I'm down. How do we go about doing this?
>>137968482
PUT YOUR ASS ON THE MAP SO WE KNOW WHERE TO HOLD THE BIMONTHLY HUG ORGY
which posters most deserves to be line up against a wall and shot repeatedly in the stomach with a 50cal rifle until death?
>>137969953 (You)
>>137969672
Oh, alright. I honestly hadn't picked up on where that came from. It just feels very well to also calling people summerfags.
>>137969953
that wouldn't take many shots
>>137969925
You don't mean Super Smash Bros Brawl, do you? I didn't think that would happen.
>>137969953
You
>>137970058
Yes
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest
No, I don't even know your name,
It doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game,
Just human nature.
It's not what good boys do.
Not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused.
Hard to obey.
>>137969949
Hug parties are fucking stupid plus somebody there is gonna fart once we do it and ruin the whole mood.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Determined%20Frisk
>ass worship, mutilation, shemales, tickling, cock fucking, death, cum bath, cum from mouth/nose, cum marking, cum milking, degradation,ball busting, gender tf, heavily excessive semen/precum, scat torture,male-herms,extreme humiliation,extreme musk, forced nudity, immobilization, heavy/extreme bondage, goat monsters, footgear worship, feet, face sitting, face slapping, femboys, flexibility/contortionism, foreskin
<oKoKoK> worship, handcuffs,genital/nipple piercings, gaping(anal), leash & collar, licking, leather, messy, multiple partners, multiple orgasms, muck, navel play, rimming(giving/recieving), saliva, sentient cocks,prostate busting, psuedo.-rape, orgasm control/denial, onomatopoeia, sexual frustration/exhaustion/pain/torture, smelly stinky musk, swallowing urine/semen, tail pulling, swear,tailsex, teasing, thick/sticky cum, throat
<oKoKoK> penetration, underwaer bulges, unintelligent partners,verbal abuse, watersports, wax play, zoophilia, voyeurism/exhibitionism
>>137970174
>onomatopoeia
I fucking love how this is a tag.
>>137970162
That's why it's an orgy and not a party
We get naked and hug
>>137969949
no you guys make fun of me every time i say where i live
>>137970174
>last online 5 minutes ago
anon....
>>137969953
Cute posterslike me
>>137968528
I read through the entirety of "Secret of the 327th" which was a 2mil+ word Digimon/Star Wars:Clone Wars crossover.the direct sequel (Quest of the Gods) is at 800k words and has to be rewritten because of ourside drama between the writers. lel
Where the comfy at?
>>137970270
>splurge
>sploosh
>squirt
and for scat torture
>pbfpbpfbpfpptpftpfpfbpfbpfpbfpfpbpbpbpbfppbfptpfpbpffttft
>>137970329
Well now I'm even more curious.
I have a challenge for you /utg/
find your favorite character on >>137970174 that thing and post the results
>>137970308
That sounds fun.
>>137970329
Is it in Asia?
>>137970308
There would need to be a "no sucking off" rule.
>>137970329
Do it. I will even bring refreshments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0bJee7WD1c
Gay Luigi boss fight when.
>>137970458
BLUH!
>>137970174
>oKoKoK
Part of the IRC cabal I see.
>>137954256
>>137954451
Fixed it.
>>137970458
I died, I hope no one heard me laughing at that
>>137969935
My assumption would be either a conference call on something for truly unfiltered results, or everyone doing bits and pieces, with someone editing them together.
>>137970526
>he doesn't like the ol suck-n-hug
>>137970526
>There would need to be a "no sucking off" rule
Screw you.
>>137970596
yes
we need more people in the IRC #undertalegeneral
>>137970467
>>137970524
i live inmeme city, california
>>137970526
>refreshments
anon thats lewd
>>137970158
This song is so shitty. I wish people would stop posting it
>>137970475
I doubt that thing got any woshing in it.
Which it should.
>>137970678
>going to the Chara IRC shitposting cabal
no thanks
>>137969216
Blooky!
>>137970729
>doubting f-list
you poor sod
>>137970727
I wish you will stop posting things like thisor I'll kiss you
>>137970708
And here I thought you lived inIndia
>>137970818
cute! CUTE!
>>137970174
https://www.f-list.net/c/Undertale%20Hub/
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT YET FAMZILLA
OVER 34 ASRIELS
>>137970761
we litteraly never talk about chara, just the edgegoat
get in already
>>137970708
Darn. Too far away.
>>137970916
oh god no i would've ended it already if that were the case
>>137971059
That's exactly what a Charafag looking for new recruits would say.
>>137971059
>Turkistani Islamic IRC Chara Shitposting Caliphate trying to deflect blame by besmirching the good name of Asrielfags
nice try, shill. but you can't fool me
>>137970174
What the fuck is this shit
>>137970174
>Orientation: Bi - male preference
So just a fag who doesn't want to commit.
>>137971145
>there are people that live in designated
>>137971215
YEAH
ASRIELFAGS DON'T NEED ANY HELP IN BESMIRCHING THE NAME OF ASRIELFAGS
>>137970993
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Undertale%20Hub/
>human and monster OC's
>actually over 30 asriels
>even roleplaying undertale
topkek
https://www.f-list.net/c/Varros/
>oc and fetish list
>>137970708
Sounds good. Just let us know when you're free.
>>137971317
1.2 billion in fact
>>137971145
>>137971317
INDIA HAS NUCLEAR POWER
INDIA HAS SPACE PROGRAM
STOP THIS MEME
>>137971317
>there are 1.25 billion people who live in India who haven't killed themselves yet
>there are 1.25 billion people who are perfectly ok with shitting in the streets to avoid toilet witches
>>137971117
i will hug you one day anon
>>137971317
knowing that my life will never be that bad keeps me goin desu
>>137971481
Nuke will come soon
>>137971481
INDIA HAS DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
CONTINUE THIS MEME
>>137971481
>Indians will find a way to shit into space so they don't have to use the toilets
>designated shitting orbits
>>137971481
So what you're saying, India has Nuclear power, a space program, a navy, a military, trains, highways, buses, an electric grid, many grand monuments, a rich history.
and they STILL can't give their people sewers and toilets?
even the rich people shit outside?
>>137970708
I'm not American. Why would people make fun of you?
i thought skull left why are we shitposting about india
>>137971483
>i will hug you one day anonPlease do. And when I least expect push a knive into my back
>>137971631
>>137971695
>>137971707
ONLY 40% OF INDIA PRACTICES OPEN DEFECATION
AMERICANS POOP IN PLASTIC BOXES ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, NO AMERICAN POO IN BOX MEMES
>>137971180
>>137971215
kek, but only asriel
>>137971221
a collection of the most fucked up fetishes from someone's fetish list in F-list
>>137971784
California is a liberal progressive paradise, which is a polite way of saying its a complete shithole full of vacuous idiots.
I want tokissCharafagson the mouthI bet they taste like chocolate
>>137971914
imagine you're walking down the street one day, and every second or third person you meet is shitting on the side of the road.
that's india
>SiivaGunner youtube was terminated after the dating fight video
Fug
>>137971848
>>137971784
its the shittiest state by pretty much all standards
>>137971860
im not gonna kill you anon
>>137971914
Reminder that household toilets were a concept understood by ancient Indian civilizations.
What happened?
Look what I found.
>>137971707
Backwater shithole countries like to pour money into frivolous things in an attempt to make themselves look like decent nations, rather than attempting to actually turn themselves into decent nations
Why, god only knows
>>137972069
>>137972069
I really thought frick's OC would be better
>>137972147
Any other characters, or just that one?
>>137971914
>ONLY 40% OF INDIA PRACTICES OPEN DEFECATION
>40%
>only
>>137972023
Oh, okay. Thanks for explaining.
>>137972047C-can you dress up like a little girl for us?
>>137972047
That depends on what we do after the kiss and how cute you are.
>>137972158
Reminder that most of their road systems and rail systems were introduced under british rule.
I don't mean to imply the brits weren't unforgivable cunts to the Indians at times, but shit nigger.
They had better national security when under Mongol rule.
>>137972047
i probably taste like chips and salsa since thats all ive eaten today desu
>>137972224
So did I
TOO BAD FRICK REFUSED TO HELP THE DESIGN PROCESS
>>137971914
THAT MEANS 480000000 ARE SHITTING IN THE STREETS.
THAT'S MORE THAN THE FUCKING POPULATION OF AMERICA
>>137972431
stop fucking my husbando ok
>>137972224
it's not my oc goddamnit
>>137972512
and yet... >>137972431
>>137972229
Looks like just this one.
>>137972370
That's pretty standard for ex-colonial countries. They demand their independence and then everything goes to hell because they don't know how to maintain all the good shit they were given, either that or they intentionally fuck it up because they see it as a symbol of oppression.
Hate when burgers waking up. Especially from West coast.
>>137972498
I've gone too far
Can't go back
>>137972067
They deserve it for being Soriel trash.
>>137972069
>that collarhot
>>137970818
requester here
i wasn't expecting that, nice job
>>137972662
I'll get good at drawing and draw asriel cucking you, swer 2 god
>>137972247I had planned to do that anyway.
>>137972310
Sorry, I'm not actually cute.
>>137972748
Dworven already did that
i want flowey to cook for me
>>137972585
you cant do this
you cant force an oc on someone against their will
this is a fucking violation of my rights
>>137972835
>Sorry, I'm not actually cute.I don't believe you.
>>137972662
wtf, what would ammazolie even want with your shit.
>>137972748
I think we had something like that already.
>>137972885
That's not cucking that's an unsatisfying relationship, one that can still be fixed through experimentation or listening more
I will draw legit cucking you don't even know
>>137972613
What tends to be amusing about colonial rule, be it french, british, spanish, etc. is how narrow minded most colony countries are.
Most colony countries were treated awfully by their controlling power when they rebelled or resisted. Some really horrible things happened, but what people love to ignore is that, if home states resisted, or their were civil wars, such brutality was not unheard of.
Racism was an issue, but it was a symptom of what was acceptable at the time, and it was far, far less brutal than what the cultures of colony countries were doing prior to colonization.
Brutal, awful warfare and conflict are not rare, but in fact the norm in history. That doesn't make it right, but when you put things into perspective, it's pretty incredible that we've reached a point where it's no longer the norm to basically fuck anyone you beat in warfare to death.
>>137973003
What if...
MSPG IS AMMAZOLIE
>>137972952Alright, I lied
STOP THIS YOU STUPID SHITFAGS THIS ISN'T POL
>>137972952
>look them up
>its the fucking Yandertale guy
>>137971438
Why do these people have so many fucking fetishes and why are they all so terrible
>>137973007
no don't
>>137973137
Then my shit would look better and also in marker
>>137973137
ya know i had a hunch and now the pieces are just fallin into place
>>137955567
Follows the efforts of Augustus and his generals to suppress a rebellion by the monster barbarians, who up to this point had been used as slaves.
>>137969002
Hugs.And kissu.
>>137972928
but frick
when you turn into a gote
are you brown?are you cute?
>>137973234
fuck >>137973234 was suppose to go to >>137973003
>>137973179You deserve to be punished for lying.Let's start with some spanking.
>>137973428
knowing his propensity for goatfucking, i wouldnt be surprised if he was brown already
>>137973124
I am sure that the luxury and development in western countries had something to do with it.
Ethic issues tend to be of more concern when you are not starving to death.
Or as Brecht said "First the eating, then the morality"
>>137973428
you cant ask me that question
>>137973513
kek
>>137973219Poo in Loo desu senpaiSurely you aren't afraid of the toilet witch
>>137973513
>goatfucking
>related to gotefucking
Now you see, you're seriously implying arabs and mudslimes would play undertale.
>>137973219
>>137972928
ur a gote now
a brown gote
>>137973453You are taking this kind of further than I expected
>>137973453
Hey! Dont do that in here!
>>137973641Frickanon a cute! A CUTE!
I want to fug frick in the butt too!
>>137973428
>those goat legs
Oh!
can everyone that goes to /pol/ just off themselves? These threads would be way way better
>>137970993
according to the search function and a rudimentary name search
>Asgore
5 pages
>Toriel
14 pages
>Asriel
15 pages
>Alphys
7 pages
>Undyne
7 pages
>Frisk
15 pages
>Chara
8 pages
>Sans
17 pages
>Papyrus
6 pages
>Mettaton
6 pages
There's 10 results per page, maybe a few less on the last page
>>137949237
Sorry this took me so long to put out,had stuff to do. Here is depressed alphys
>>137974001
there's not even any /pol/ posting here, have you actually been to /pol/
designated is a big shitty meme that's in plenty of places.
>>137974001
>implying these threads aren't full of /int/ not /pol/
>>137974064
i thought alphys was always depressed
I want to fug frick in the butt too!!!
happy frick feel good
happy frick feel good!!
happy frick feel really good!!!!
>>137974001
Who the fuck is pol?
>>137974064
I cant believe alphys is fucking dead oh wait yeah i can
>>137973219
Don't you have some phone scams you should doing right now?
>>137974001
If this was /pol/ it would be way worse. This is nothing.
>>137974064
I bet she did it across the bridge.
>>137974245
what are ya gonna do, SHOOT ME?
>>137974245
hi frick
i want to fuck you
>>137974120
>shitty
>>137974245
just dont listen to em, it'll all be okaydaddy
>>137974001
I MEAN COME ON GUYS!!!
>>137974192
That white girl from Steven Universe.
>>137974245Just a peak?
>>137974245
I can't get enough trigger disciplineI'm gonna need Asriel correcting someone's trigger discipline, and also Asriel correcting someone on magazine vs. clip eventually
>>137974245
madfrick reminds me of madjick
>>137974027
how do you search this thing without making an account
>>137974287
>>137974293
>>137974375
>>137974419
>>137974391
Oh hey, more of this.
>>137974419
I legit want to rape the monster kid in this picture, i really want to
>>137974120
>shitty
subtle, i like it
>>137974371
That's poil.Who is also best gem.
>>137974487
Give me that 5.5 inch dick Frick pls
>>137974487
Yes! Do it!
>>137974371
The fat midget? I think there is only one white girl on there.
>>137974487
frick lets meét n fuck
>>137974487
Shootyour cum into his face!
>>137974487Maybe some touching too
>>137974487
please don't shoot, I just like gun safety
>>137974487
You know frick, I might in general dislike you and your art, but I'd much rather have you over MSPG.
At least you seem like a super chill guy.Specially since you're in Alaska.
>>137974487
DO IT
>>137974512
Alright.
>>137974604
Put your fist in your mouth and die.
>>137974694
>>137974689
want to fuck both of them
especially doggo, i really want to bust his prostate and make him bathe in cum
>>137974805
Pearl is best gem though.Peridot is a close second.
>>137974805
Only acceptable Sans pairing, except for Sans.
>>137974487
PULL THE TRIGGER, FRICK
>>137974831
reveal yourself mother fucker
>>137974514
>>137974514Why do you think I saved it?
>>137974831
Also good taste.
Daily reminder that Frick is for sexual
>>137975006
it's oKoKoK
>>137974961
Why are monsters so bad at roof repair?
>Imagen limit at 730
Nice. And we even managed to lewdpost.
Well thanks, now I have a raging boner. Is this really a way to end the image limit?Eat me.
>>137975076
>tfw you jinxed it
yall motherfuckers need the light
>>137974753
im sorry you dont like me and you're subjected to this thread wanting to ravage my ass
>>137974487
>GASTER KILLS FLOWEY
>FLOWEY BECOMES FRICK
>FRICK KILLS MSPG
>>137975065
He's too busy watering his stupid weeds to fix it
i tried reading creep but its really low quality and boring, basically at what chapter does it get really fucked up you know the shit that made the author put those tags.
>>137975030
I wish I was for sexual
>>137975309
>reading it
>not just skimming through it
>>137975219I would dom you and Azzy bot
Id make you two fuck each other.
>>137975309
why not just jerk off to doggo porn
>>137975321all anons are for sexual desu
>>137975321
I would so sexual you anon.But you have to be cute
>>137975321
Me too.
>>137975437
Thank you for being confident in me.
>>137975464I already said I am
>>137975464i have a cute buttcute face too
i dont want to sexual frick.
also, jesus christ, new thread when, this shit show needs to fuckin end
>>137975464
>tfw look good but not for sexual
>>137975673
no
i want to fuck frick
ill track that little shit down
>>137975634but are you a boy or a girl?
>>137975753
DON'T FUCK FRICK, YOU FRICK FUCK
>>137975219
I actuallylikedyou and now it's a meme
it all turns to memes
>>137975219
imagine us all astral projecting to the same space, and meeting each other corporeally?
You're always on about soul sex.Imagine a soul____!
>>137975219
>im sorry you dont like me and you're subjected to this thread wanting to ravage my ass
Honestly, you know what. I think I just dislike the are you draw, not the style per se, just the content. But you seem like a (mostly) level headed guy.
Props to you, I guess.I remember I defended you when they wanted you to draw vore or something, telling you to hold on to your pride.
>>137975589
>>137975634Wanna cuddle?
>>137975736Alright anon, have fun then
>>137975779boyw stockings
>>137975846
>you fuck fuck
lol ur gay xd
im still going to fuck frick
>>137975932Are you the guy who asked where by find green and yellow stockings a couple days back?
>>137975927
You know the answer to that question.
>>137975932
oh...hot
>>137975932>boy with stockingsI want you even more now, I wanna kiss you and cuddle you
you are ALL going to gay camp
>>137976278
>send all gay people to one place shut off from the rest of the world
great way to start a gay orgy, just saying
>>137976278
I wanna go to Jonestown.
>>137976278
Sounds like a fun place!
>>137976278
hooray!
>>137976278
We ARE Gay Camp!
WELCOME TO CAMP GAY, FAGGOT!
>>137976054nah i actually bought some high thighs in January or some shit after people kept bringing it up here and i got deeper since then
>>137976123
>>137976214sure, i love both those things
>>137976278
I'm not gay though.
you know what we need? Goats!Goats sucking dicks!
reminder that Asrielfags are all fake gays
>>137976278
/utg/ literally made me gayor bi at least
I can get an erection from gay stuff, I never could or wanted to. How can I stop this?
>>137976278I wanna be a young teen again but cute and with all these cute anons at camp together so we can have a gay ol' time.
>>137976462
goat frick sucking anons dick
>>137976454>i actually bought some high thighs in January
that is kinda cute.
I have thought about doing it for years but was always afraid somebody would find out, even if I do it online.
>>137976518
Same,you get used to it after a while. Then you welcome it.
>>137976532
just be a camp counselor
Don't get me wrong but... new bread when?
>>137976518
You don't. You can only hope to become not bi by becoming less straight.
>>137976704
anon no that is NOT a good advising
>>137976598
they're really comfy, nice to relax in themand nothing else
>>137976518
I was a full on gfur consumer before /utg/, but ever since /utg/ I've clearly been more open to gayness between actual people.
Still get nothing from actual gay stuff though. Human males just don't look pleasant.
>>137976770
>>137976647
But I'm used to being straight. I have no idea how to live a gay life.
I struggled to get laid anyway, but it happened. How am I supposed to get laid now when only 10% of the population are gay!!
>>137976730
Yeah, if I wanted this I would go to /fit/
>>137976805I always found them itchy.
I'm too big of a guy to look cute in them anyways.
>tfw you're going to be the only straight anon at gay camp
Haha, time to be oppressed!
>>137976518
same here man like im not gonna actively search for a gay relationship but a cute guy could probably convince me
http://scuttlebugjamboree.tumblr.com/post/142351225288/dialogue
>>137976917
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5v6kD4aO1ri1gggo1_500.jpg
what about that guy
Your sexuality still doesn't matter as long as you haven't been able to get laid.
>>137976917
Except anons. Anons are cute.
>>137977012
>scuttlebugjamboree
No such thing exists
>>137976987
You could always convert anon.
We won't judge you.We will just fuck you instead.
>>137976987
>having to put up with anons in the shower room loudly announcing that they dropped the soap and have to bend over to pick it up
>having to put up with anons saying they get scared at night and need to sleep next to you
>>137977045
>>137977045
>>137977045
Migrate when ready.
>>137977164
>having to put up with anons saying they get scared at night and need to sleep next to you
To be fair, I would let them because that sounds cute.
>>137977164
>implying most anons wouldn't be holed up in their rooms or be entirely too shy/hesitant to actually openly suggest fug or lewd
>>137977048
He's obviously sexy, but this is more like penis envy than anything since I've been working on my muscles as well. I'd feel uncomfortable getting close.
>>137977362
You're right, but it only takes that one brave soul to loudly announce that we should all just get it on before the damn breaks and the built up tension can be releasedall over our pretty little faces
>>137970632
What about a chat room or something?
last for flowey
last for woshua
last for anon
last for flowey the flower
