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Previously, on Smiggen: >>137791065
>>137915314
>jailbait
?
She looks old as fuck. Is she not?
Nox is limited skin.
I'm so sad right now. Somebody hold me.
>>137894872
Taro come back!
You can blame it all on CC!
Who /paladins/ here?
Not sure I like the upgrading cards thing. 4 ranks for each card? Are they doing those just to add more cards to the pool without having to make new cards?
>>137915453
I don't understand, what's wrong?
>>137915479
Taroshima still plays bud.
>>137915603
>PALAFAGS LEAVE!
>>137915623
The nox underworld skin is the limited one.
See >>137895741
>>137915453
>>137915635
Frigg off lahey
>>137915682
>mad autist who doesn't have ares fernando skin
>>137915837
>>137915635
>He's still an initiate
>>137915635
MY MESSIAH LIVES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>137915314
Why does Ne Zha have wings and a crossbow now?
>>137915837
>>137915938
>>137916032
Yeah the guy's been busy with work for a while. Doesn't have tons of time to Taropost.
>>137915867
>poorfag who latched on to a watered down overwatch
>>137916174
I play both.
>>137915936
>not watching a show about Canadian white trash
Kek
>>137915727
It's that bad?
>>137916267
>playing both
Jesus I didn't think people that retarded existed
>>137916558
Do you hate fun anon?
>>137916663
I'll take that as a yes.
I find both paladins and overwatch fun.
I think I'm in love
>>137916720
>paladins is on equal grounds as overwatch
Tippity toppest of keks
>>137916594
I only use Medusa VVGF
>>137916859
I didn't say that retard.
I find them both fun. I talk about overwatch in the general and paladins in this general.
>>137917039
>B-baka I'm not the retard! You are!
K senpai
Is Chong'uh here yet?
>>137917167
>doesn't have the ares skin
>calls me the retard
>>137917280
>wanting the ares skin
>thinks liking paladins isn't retarded
Aight senpai
>>137917424
>not wanting the best skin
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/3/33/FernandoAres_Joke_3.ogg
>>137917227
>+10 to her heal, +15 to her damage
oh yeah, she's here alright
>>137917615
>being such a shill you support a poorly thought out game of a company that's driving their current cash cow into the ground
>>137917424
It's a great skin.
>>137917782
Oh you're one of those posters.
>>137915314
I know I like to say "muh dick" a lot, but I really fucking mean it this time.
Muh.
Fuckin.
DICK.
No pantsu
>>137918124
Good riddance, less bullshit.
Dedo thredo
>>137918009
I got a boner too
Reminder that this disgusting fuck got laid almost as much as Zeus
>>137919024
Hades was the only good one.
He was always fair, honest, true and just towards his waifu.
>>137919148
Didn't he kidnap and rape her?
>>137917782
>of a company that's driving their current cash cow into the ground
lol wat
>>137915314
i don't know man, something about her that doesn't make her fit in smite. anyone feel me?
>>137919148
Oh please.
He'll get sick of the same pussy everyday and join his brothers and fuck bitches as a swan.
>>137917742
She's a fucking mess.
The only thing she is good for is her ult.
That's it.
>>137919181
How else would you treat women?
>>137919181
Kidnap, yes.
Rape, no.
They actually ended one of the few normally functioning couples among the Olympian gods.
>>137919229
The fact that she's not a bird?
>>137919148
>Hades is pretty chill, generally a decent guy, especially compared to Zeus and Poseidon
>Smite portrays him as an extreme edgelord
>>137919294
I feel like it's saying something when the ruler of the land of the dead is the chillest dude in your pantheon.
>>137919378
Didn't she turned into a bird in a video?
>>137919428
Not really.
She should have been a bird. Hirez are waifufags and pedos.
>>137919414
>He's the villain in the Smite comic
Poor Hades, he will never get a lore friendly overhaul.
>>137919419
Vulcan was also pretty chill. Except for that one time he almost raped Athena.
>>137919024
I still don't understand what the fuck is wrong with his body. It's like his skin was too small for him so it had to be stretched out to fit. You know why Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades fought for control of the sky? Because when you get the sea, your skin shrinks and you lose your nipples, and when you get the Underworld, you discard your physical form and turn into a spooky shadow.
>>137919563
I'm fairly certain Tencent has a lot of control over the Chinese gods, how they look and such, so I wouldn't put all the blame on HiRez for her.
>>137919592
Hades never even punished anyone as harshly as Zeus, who chains people to rocks and gets a bird to eat their liver, or Poseidon, who gets literal bulls to fuck peoples his wife
>>137919745
people's wives*, my spelling is shit
>>137919702
Fucking China ruins everything. They're why Xing Tian has to wear a helmet, and why Hades' T2 became his default.
>>137919563
Are you saying a Chinese goddess as a bird cannot change forms into a human being?
>>137919745
>>137919419
Uncle Hades is so neutral that the nothing he does is good compared to the misdeeds of his brothers.
Like, he cares about his wife and people staying in the underworld.
>Note to self: Bring home bones of enemies for Cerberus to chew upon.
Awwww, cute!
>>137919909
The fuck you going on about idiot?
Xing Tian always had his helmet in game.
>>137919702
Good point. Didn't think about that one. They've had a lot of say in other Chinese gods so it's safe to assume they would for jing too.
I just hope we get a non human looking god again soon. I want something more unique.
>>137919981
We have too many human gods.
And she isn't a goddess. She's a woman who drowned and came back as a bird.
>>137920026
You know how symbols representing death are taboo as fuck in China? That's why Xing has the helmet to begin with.
>>137920030
Nobody but you wants that.
>>137920158
You should check the reddit. They were pissed when Jings back was shown a few days ago and that it looked human.
>>137920225
>check the reddit
The fuck? Who cares if they were pissed? Let the developers decide for what's best for the game.
>>137920142
In his lore he lost his head.
>>137915314
>After she drowned when playing in the Eastern Sea, she metamorphosed into a bird called Jingwei. Jingwei is determined to fill up the sea, so she continuously carries a pebble or twig in her mouth and drops it into the Eastern Sea.
Yooo this bitch is dumb as fuck.
>>137920225
>you should go somewhere where every little thing is bitched about and if their demands aren't met, they bitch about it.
>>137920315
>the people who play the game don't matter
;)
>>137920341
When you think about it, it's pretty tragic.
>Yooo this bitch is dumb as fuck
>>137920481
>the people who design the game should bow down and do whatever reddit says
>>137920498
Except in smite shes still a woman. Guess she was fine.
Hmmmmmmmm
>>137920481
>matters
We don't matter either.
>>137920142
>symbols
I though China was communistic
>>137920498
>Jingwei has a dialogue with the sea where the sea scoffs her
The sea is my type of nigga.
>>137920567
>lets ignore the lore where we could create a unique looking god aesthetically and make another generic waifu
Tippy top tip top kek
>>137920353
that pretty much describes any gaming forum bro.
>>137920678
>lets make something will generate money
>or make something to appease some animal fuckers
I think Odin's back to being a lesser tier warrior due to the new spectral armor passive along with the increased cooldown of his ult. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
>>137920678
>get triggered when a waifu actually works and marketable
Sex sells.
faggy fag fap fup fak.
>>137920804
>not being a fag
What are you? A normie?
>>137920840
>haha not a fag? get with the times
>being this hipster tier
Just accept the L.
>>137920327
That was many China's ago. Today, they don't approve of blatant figures of death or dead things. Same reason why Kali doesn't hold a decapitated head anymore.
>>137920752
>generate money
>not already having the god pack
>>137920960
I'm talking about skins you fucking retard.
>>137920938
>trying to defend your normie ways
Going out later with friends are you mr normie?
![[screams internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IEQUowJ.jpg "[screams internally].jpg")
>Joust
>YOLO Kali
>"I'm ADC" Ares
Fucking why
Also,
>Play squishy
>Die trying to support
>People mad for dying
>Stay back/Run
>People mad when "not there"
>>137921023
>I'm talking about skins you fucking retard.
She has no skins you fucking retard.
>>137920315
So let me just double check. Hirez are competent developers. Is that what you're saying?
Just read the new god's kit. So how the fuck am I supposed to get away from her, exactly? She's like Chronos with a dash and a fucking aerial strike.
>>137921161
You don't. You let that loli beat the shit out of you and you like it you little bitch.
>>137921152
>She has no skins
Holy shit, are you actually this retarded?
brb getting ready to deal with that fucking loli once she gets released
>>137921049
>reee a normie is talking to me
>h-haha you got friends don't you
back to /r9k/
>>137921332
What skins you mongoloid.
Can't wait for people to insta lock Jing Wei in arena, like people always do with new gods.
>>137921501
Holy shit I didn't think of that. You think she can be pulled out of her passive?
>>137921501
>Jing Wei is released and always insta locked in every game
>lock in another ADC anyway because I want to play a hunter for fuck sake
>get reported
>>137921431
Do you think Hi-rez is shutting down the second they release her?
Do you think they're going to just stop making skins.
They'll make some slutty skin in the future, people will buy it and Hi-rez will make money.
>>137921501
>remodeled awilix mastery skins are made on the same patch
This was definitely intentional.
>>137921579
no, she's basically banished in her passive. You can grab her dash and self knockup though
>>137921593
>They'll make some slutty skin in the future
No, they won't. If you've been on the reddit you'd know that. No more slutty skins for certain gods, they've confirmed that.
>>137922178
Lame, would be great to pull her out of the sky.
>>137922556
>they've confirmed that.
What is last summer.
