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Getting Started Guide: http://pastebin.com/pnnQtCDx
Shape Guide: http://pastebin.com/2pAKs7ub
Skydrive Passwords: http://pastebin.com/1a07atCd
For an invite to the /vg/ group, contact any of these people: http://pastebin.com/dyU3Zgqj
For other groups, paste these into your chat and click the link it creates to see the group info, and click the Join Now button:
/tg/ group: secondlife:///app/group/573a69eb-f90d-cfcf-daef-abf258c46191/about
/x/ group: secondlife:///app/group/309c8d64-3f92-ab12-68af-41820f67b120/about
I want to lick Nori's feet
How many of you faggots catfish on sl?
>>137717108
I don't. They know I'm a faggot irl, and that makes it all better.
so much Skillsful shitposting
>>137717108
I catfish on my alt with a help of real life friend. It actually brings in some good money to be honest. For example, some overweight guy paid 100k for "me" to show him my feet.
>>137717339
you, i like you.
>>137718347
holy fuck nuggets, good job.
>>137717108
I try not to, but if people are going to offer me free stuff because I use a girl avatar then okay. I feel bad if I say I'm a girl and they dox me and find out I'm a guy.
>donate Linden to group
>later get banned from group without any warning
I don't even talk much so I don't even know what I could have done to offend anybody. If you guys had a problem with me, you should say something I probably would have changed my behavior.
Are there any other /vg/ hangouts or other /vg/ groups? The random ejections are so abrupt.
>>137721786
they have rules for having group not shown in the profile and some similar stuff, maybe thats why they kicked you out.
>>137721786
Which group was it?
players over the age of 24 outnumber the players under the age of 24
>>137723478
old people like old games, and I'm surprised
>>137724613
There are old people better at 3D modeling than
>>137716639
I just want tofuckNori
>>137727456
>>137716639
man I wish nori would sit on me and just rub my face with her mouse feet while she eats a bakers dozen of pizza's
>>137721786
Contact the person who ejected you instead of whining on the thread where nobody will care
>>137721786
the group doesn't take donations so either you're a big fat phony or extremely gullible
>>137727974
The group is already full enough as it is already. If anyone gets ejected or banned, they're not someone anybody is going to miss. If the group wants that person back, they would have tried getting them back.
>>137730642
the group doesnt give a fuck about who's heere as long as they arent annoying
if you think you got unbanned unfairly, and want to come back, then talk to the guy who banned you
otherwise shut the fuck up already, nobody is going to care who you are
>>137730642
>group is full enough
but there isn't a member limit
>>137730883
The number of people who actually matter is already pretty high. Everyone else is just filler people who:
-are new to Second Life and want to be the next Britbong
-new members who see the cool kids being kawaii and lewd and meme sprouters and think they'll be in good company by spamming their gestures/sounds and roleplaying on mic
-are being way too friendly and trying to get to know everyone
-try to use the group as a emotional tampon
-are being thirsty
-rude and don't understand Second Life etiquette (people that don't treat sims and others like real property/real people )
Before you roleplay or start being ironic, you need to show your serious side first or else everyone will think you're actually an annoying idiot.
>>137717108
Catfish?
>>137732131
Non of this is true though, literally all it takes to be "accepted" by /vg/ is to look cool or be amusing
>>137733619
no you have to take off those socks and show me those god damn toes or you dont get the fuck in
>>137734172
Well, I guess a deal's a deal...
>>137731062
>>137733280
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
>>137732131
i can't tell if this is next level shitposting or if someone actually this retarded believes in it
>>137715514
autism
>>137734172
>>137732131
>want to be the next Britbong
the vg chat is fucking atrocious with the britcuck refugees
>TP to see who is online
>get ejected
You know you could just ask me to leave and I'll leave.
>come online
>ejected immediately and banned forever
you know you could've just asked to see my toes
>>137736808
>>137721786
/vg/ group went to shit, good thing i ejected out of the plane before it crashed
>tp into stern
>rulecucks boot me into the sky and call me gay homo and I'm banned on the spot
/vg/ is fucking DEAD you hear me
>>137736496
It's not like it's hard to be the next Britbong. Go to a public place and call people cucks and pathetic, then check their 1st life tab and either scream that they are fat and ugly, or that it's not them, or that they don't have a real picture.
You forgot the receding hairline part
>waltz into /vg/ chat and complain about the channers and how they're meanie weenie beaners
>I get BANNED
next time you see me /vg/ I wont be as kind as to show you my feet again......
>>137738750
it is kind of hard since you need to be confident, be able to come up with witty retorts, and voice act. All while trying not to laugh.
>>137740049
When has he ever used a witty retort?
Second Life is fun and you get to meet plenty of
feet
ariapink
>>137740049
nice try britbong
>>137744062
ok quoth
>>137732131
>rude and don't understand Second Life etiquette (people that don't treat sims and others like real property/real people )
are you guys unironically promoting this as a /vg/ group? because it actually makes me wish skills or ryokashi would crash you your sim more
>>137744208
>because it actually makes me wish skills or ryokashi would crash you your sim more
i hope they do
>>137744208
I hope you show you your feet more
>>137744208
lol skills is permabanned
>>137745476
>He thinks skills can't just make another account and do it on alts
stop being a fucking idiot, Skills has the money and resources to do whatever she wants on SL
>>137745632
#prayformommy
maybe mommy will come back and spank uss sterncucks!~
>>137746012
are /vg/ people really this stupid? surely you jest
![443744fc0c3a5bf8e5487cd1d8e5faa4[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4zW26gJ.gif "443744fc0c3a5bf8e5487cd1d8e5faa4[1].gif")
>>137744208
look boy... we have RULES in this group... if you think you can come around our sim and act foolish and childish you have another thing coming..
>>137746140
no no mommy will come home and activate her god mode all over our silly sim!~
>>137746161
>We RULES
Your rules are fucking retarded and so are you.
I have no sympathy for faggots, from your group, that get hacked, doxed or banned. You honestly deserve it for being such insufferable cunts.
>>137747590
yeah yeah whatever, now uh if you'll please I need you to go ahead and slip off those socks and step on my face with them soles
>>137673680
>[2016/04/05 14:07] NickNewman1 Resident: (Saved Tue Apr 05 00:48:13 2016)good deal, they will get their asses handed to them. i can start with over 270 region banns in sl- then LL reports and voodoo and a few other groups will tap their sides to
Aww fugg I looked at the wrong bloke.
>>137747590
You childish simpleton, we run a very exclusive clubhouse here and we will NOT have ruffians running about!
>>137747998
>resident
i can smell the bullshit from here
>>137747590
giving away those gestures was a mistake
>log in
>get ejected
>5 minutes later get a 'you have been banned' notice
whelp
>>137756984
when did stern get the grinder?
>>137732131
honestly you had me until the rude part. house needs to voice lock and make the sim go on access for a couple of weeks if you guys are really that cucked and faggy
>>137756984
is this the hot new meme?
>>137756984
wow you must be pretty shit
>>137758386
>someone gets added to the group
>they immediately start talking on mic
>>137758386
listen kid, we have strict rules of etiquette here
>>137758386
No one even talks on Mic except for Fluff. Might as well just disable mic permissions for everyone that isn't the
>>137760549
>>137761790
why are /vg/ cucks so afraid of using voice?
>>137761982
Most of us have girl avatars.
Talking on mic would destroy the illusion that we're all cute futa girls. Second Life is about our second life.
Chilly.
>>137762543
H-here.. I'll button up your top for you.
>>137765613
>Elizabeth wasn't already taken
>>137745632
lol skills is permabanned
>>137765613
I almost want to poseball with this person out of pity.
how many of you get a bunch of IM's from strangers when you're not hanging out at
>don't visit /slg/ for almost two years
>it's basically the same except with the word cuck thrown into the mix now
I don't know what I expected
isnt skills a guy
or another tranny?
>>137767560
this thread is the worst thread on /vg/ outside of, maybe, whatever the new huniepop game's general looks like
>>137767564
skills is a feem of the asian persuasion.
>>137767939
any general about a game that has no future release content planned are the worse
>>137767939
I'm mostly just surprised it's still going.
>>137768331
There's actually a release cycle still going for new features in SL, but after that it's pretty much the end
why do amerifats love nignog cock so much on sl?
>>137769779
robo i miss you
>>137770474
please come back
>>137767560
>that avatar
Cartoon Looking Mofo's? More like Cringe Meme Furries
A guy IM'd me and said he wants to take me to a Sim to have sex.
What should I expect? I never done anything like this before. I'm too shy to get on mic because I'm actually a guy.
>>137771637
>More like Cringe Meme Furries
Is there a word for when you accidentally embarrass yourself and the person you were intending to embarrass at the same time?
>>137771754
just don't use mic
I feel bad about getting free stuff because I don't have anything in return to give since I'm new. I'll walk into a Sim and meet someone who looks like they like the same things as me then without warning they'll gift me something cool.
>>137771321
shut a f uck up
>>137721786
Donated to who?
>>137747998
Jokes on him I'm all ready on voodoo.
>>137775960
>>137776737
you guys sure know how to make realistically piratical looking rooms.
anyone wanna poseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL8yOeFc7vM
cr1kitical is on safe hub Ungren reading erotic fanfiction
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Ungren/137/171/76
what we got in HERE
>>137782769
Jesus fucking christ again chains? what the fuck is up with you jesus fucking christ your walking on thin ice you fuck... ugh
>>137782769
HAHAHA DUDE ITS THE HILARIOUS CLOUD LMAO I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING MEME CLOUD UGH SOMEBODY LET ME KNOW WHEN THE FUCKING MEME CLOUD IS GONE
TMD has some good shit this month
>>137782769
homo
Second LIfe trolling videos are hard to do because you have to be subtle and a premium member
>>137786289
why a premium member? if you dont want to get caught, just turn off name tags or use an alt
take control of your life
>>137786419
Premium places are more likely to tolerate trolls since they have the benefit of the doubt. Free places eject anyone the moment anyone causes trouble.
>>137787021
>benefit of the doubt
what?
>>137786847
send me your lindles first, i'll take good control of them
>>137786847
*pets*
>>137786847
>>137771321That robot has a dick
>>137786847
Pleb.
Also hi, Miuku Karu.
>>137782769
>>137787246
i knew you would post
>>137788004
money won't save you from what's about to come
>>137787901I actually think I know who you are.
>>137788531
Is it more money?
it's like I can't play Second Life without some guy trying to TP me to some place to fuck.
>>137788803
>>137789787
>>137789817
>>137790006
>>137788572
I used to hang out in slg a while ago but I haven't really changed my avatar since then so probably?
Here. Have another picture.
>>137789787
A cat is fine too.
>>137790970
I don't like it when people slap Rikugou parts onto their avatar and then call it a "robot" it's such low effort and stopped looking good after the second time I saw it.
>>137790970
No, I think we met on another site unless you just have a really similar character to them.I just sent you a note on said site. If it's not you my spaghetti has been spilled.
I'm fucking a guy I just met on SL and he wants to marry me in real life.
>>137792328
Is gay marriage legal in your country?
>>137791648
I'm afraid not, friend. I only use this avatar/look on SL. The name carries over to other places, but not the look.
Best wishes on your spaghetti
>>137792521
>>137784415
The fucking sweater with the adhesive and shit is amazing
Having a threeway in some sim and the guy told me he loves me right in front of the other girl
>>137793331
>>137792328
You need to understand that there are some desperate, sad, and lonely people in SL.
Like, this is their human interaction. They read too much into it, or put too much into it.
Some people definitely live vicariously through SL with complete households and simulated children.
Shit gets weird.
Busting nut in some dumb slut and she starts calling me daddy and won't let me leave wtf...?
>>137793463
Yeah. I'm just shocked how quickly he is moving on. He wants to move in with me. The other girl wants to make this a more common occurrence. guess I'm in a 3way relationship now
>>137793463
I've had guys tip me and buy me shit just cause I talked to them or went to their SL house. Guys that have full-time jobs and don't sound like they have any social lives at all. And they were in their 20s and normal looking. Something pretty sad about working and having such an empty life while being this young.
>>137794295
Eh. Don't fall into that trap. If they're working at it that hard, they've probably done it to people before.
>>137794621
I think it's interesting to try to consider where these people would've been 60, 70 years ago. Would society be forcing them out to be normal? Would they just be dying alone in their houses? It's strange to consider.
so tempted to switch to a guy avatar right now. I can either turn into Sans or Papyrus at the last moment.
>>137794864
The loner weird uncle that relatives keep their kids away from has been a thing for ages. They usually end up living in their parents house till they die, become alcoholics and generally just put in the minimum effort to just survive.
>>137794995
>Switch to Sans
>"I hope you didn't have too bad a time"
>>137795332
same
>>137795332
>Nearing 30
>Loner Uncle
>Living with my parents
>minimum effort to survive
hello darkness my old friend
>>137794991
>>137795410
ha.
yeah, this fuck session is going on way too longer. I just wanted to see what SL sex is like, but these people are taking it very seriously.
Made some friends by agreeing to have a 3way. Exchanged phone numbers so it's official now.
>>137796512
You have to find people who are your speed and uh.. dedication
>>137796859
>Exchanged phone numbers
>>137732131
>-are new to Second Life and want to be the next Esteban Winsmore
ftfy
and lets just add
>-started explicitly to try and troll Britbong or Kopy into hating them obsessively
because that's even easier to do than to impress the /vg/ group
>>137740049
>confident
heh
>witty
oh god
>voice act
my siiiiiidesssss
>>137796859
>Exchanged phone numbers
But.. why
>>137796512
>very seriously
>sex roleplay
>social cues
have you ever been friends with someone for a while and then one day you wake up and realise that you want to strangle them
i hate this person so much it makes my face turn red, i already have high blood pressure so idk what to do anymore
>>137801201
you stop talking to them you fucking puss
>>137801201
sounds like you want to fuck them and hate that they aren't catching the hint t b h
>>137799978
its easy to impress /vg/, just be a gay furry that lives in whinecourt canada that pays for a subpar sim for faggots
>>137802910
I'll have to try that Tony from Boring, Oregon
>>137802910
>>137803234
You can also try being a gay obnoxious furry from Whitecourt Canada that cucks Yurops by stealing away their shota treasures and groups
>>137802910
>>137803317
or you can just be a faggot named caylum
>>137803560
or you could just show me those feet and I might think about hyping you up to the group council
>>137803317
Your sim owner is a pedophile? Wow.
>>137803915
a pedophile that didn't give away his entire land group to try and get into an underage kid's pants
>>137803915
Apparently but at least he's successful unlike Britbong lol
>>137801831
>sounds like you want to fuck them
nah i only fuck animes
>>137803915
only britbong or someone equally as shit would be an actual pedophile while simultaneously using the word as an insult
>>137801201
every day, but I don't pop blood vessels over it, instead I jerk off and play video games
>>137801201
just die.
i want [name] to [sexual act] me while [normal act]
I don't know why people vigorously defend Kopy here.
Here are some facts:
>Britbong created forever alone
>Britbong created Ralph Pootawn
>Britbong was a member of W-HAT
>Britbong is successful streamer that makes thousands of dollars a week
>Britbong has more friends that Kopy
>Britbong has more infamy than Kopy
>Britbong has hacked Kopy's e-mails
>Britbong took over Kopy's Letter H group
>Britbong is friends with JP (SL DOX), Atlas Saint Louis and Skills (people that actually can do shit to you cucks).
Friendly reminder JP had access to billing information when he hacked Tia Linden. Lets keep going,
>Has cucked Kopy several times(para says hi), and even made Kopy go into an autistic meltdown in front of thousands of people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ycKokcpkA
What has Kopy done to Britbong? What has Kopy done with his SL that makes him even close to being respectable? Lets go on,
>Is a PN tryhard griefer that spouts /pol/ means while being a jew with furry friends
>threatens to kill and dox people that blow him the fuck out because he can't win
>has lost moderator status multiple times in multiple places due to being such an obnoxious, hypocritical faggot
>Was absolutely destroyed by The Wrong Hands and Skills Hak
>Gets his furry friends to troll shield him by dispelling slanderous lies about Britbong's character.
> Is highly considered a cringeworthy Chris-Chan clone with Mexican genes
There's no comparison. Britbong is the bigger than Kopy. It's over. You can't make an decent argument against Britbong. Stay mad.
>>137809801
*is the bigger man
>>137809801
well.... I guess I have to admit it now..... britbong is the bigger cuck than kopy...... you got me.........
>>137809819
oh my fuck that 'beard' thing all the furries are doing is the worst thing ive seen in a while
mmm yes glue pubes to my chin
yes this is attractive
Britbong is endorsed by Stggggs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tvxPBEnU9B
>Kopy gets his infamy from being a "griefer" with furry griefer friends
>>137810101
>>137809801
you do realize this makes MT even less funny and more cringey right
>>137809801
The lines about britbong are all false besides being friends with JP, and I don't even know if they are really friends. Brit makes below minimum wage for his streams.
The kopy stuff is spot on though.
>>137809801
who the fuck cares, every thread its no bodies trollin no bodies who are friends with nobodies.
>lol i dropped some names of people no one cares bout
>lol makin mad cash
>lol look at me and my leet nobodies cause with them i,m a no body but i can't do nothin with out these nobodies.
how bout stop posting in every thread there is.
geez every goddamn thread. i,m almost convince its the same person.
inb4 umad, i,m not as mad to post bout this every day.
>>137810343
you realize being a furry, and sucking kopy's cock makes you even more pathetic than Oritz right? shitposting about brit, a guy who literally does streams with stgggs, in defense of a washed up mexican tryhard
it is the culmination of faggotry
>>137810829
ok quoth
>>137810876
*furiously faps to Domina*
o ya bb lemme perch on ur head...mmm..gonna caw...gonna cawwwwwwwwwwww
>>137812030
what's up with the beast sim bans? I want to get my knot on
>>137813834
There are still some around. Dunno how some survived while others didn't.
>>137809819
cringe
>>137809801
morning manlytears
why do you keep posting about yourself when nobody cares?
nobody even defends kopy, we all think you're both autists (you're just by far even worse)
>>137816313
the real autists are people that are convinced manlytears posts here
take a look in the mirror, champ
>>137816473
you mean sort of how he plagued this thread before as well as /v/ and samefagged for legions- to the point where board mods publicized himself samefagging some shit minecraft thread for nearly 20 posts?
and with how he stalks anything about himself on a daily basis be it ED/twitter/SL/4ch, i wouldn't be surprised if every single post even mentioning him was made by himself
mt and kopy aren't nearly thicc enough for posting on this board
>>137816473
the only person who thinks MT did any of that stuff and looks good while doing it is MT
>>137810797
>Skills Hax and JP are nobodies
>>137816868
they are
>>137815601
LL bribes
>>137817007
thank mr skeletor
>>137816868
>either of those are friends with him
26 ._.
>>137816868
The only thing Skills is is banned
>>137809801
I make more than Britbong and I work part time as a cashier
>>137800164
They wanted to text and call . They wanted to make friends. They seemed lonely. I was just being nice. It's not like they can do anything malicious with a phonenumber.
>>137821940
ilu anne happy birthday
[07:45] Inco (incoherendt.randt): pawjob sounds like a goring accident waiting to happen.
Who the fuck is this nigga?
>>137827279
there's a lot of fillers dropping in from /d/ and Kopy's gang lately.
>>137820207
what the fuck you doing drinking ketchup
>>137827279
>>137827368
No relation to ebin maymay leejun factions, that's just chat from the public Uti support group.
If I'm a guy using a girl avatar and a person asks if I'm a girl, the correct answer 'yes' , right? since I'm roleplaying a girl?
>>137833628
Yes, unleash your inner faggot/girl/tranny.
>>137833628
As long as you put that shit in your first life tab then yeah fair game.
>>137833628
Some of those people are begging to be fooled. So do whatever you feel like. I don't enjoy when it's one of the first few things a stranger asks me so I just come up with whatever story I feel like playing whenever they do it.
>>137837848
Alright. they don't even ask me for proof. They either ask if I want to fuck or just ask my gender and that's it. I feel like a slut though because everyday someone asks to fuck me and I always say 'yes' out of curiosity.
>>137838934
That's because you are a slut, but that is okay.
Why is 'speak' disabled?
how the fuck am I supposed to have virtual sex now/
Second Life hubs getting closed
>>137841840
good. most SL trolling videos are always located in those
>>137841840
But where will people go when the sim they're in crashes and they log back on?
>>137838934
post av
if Second Life dies, where will everyone go?
>>137843975
There's a lot of MMOs that could scratch the same itch, but with less creativity
Like FFXIV, I guess?
>>137843975
I hear that some players moved on to DayZ and those other survival simulators.
>>137843975
An early grave
>>137842736
A small local sim will be generated on the client machine that only the user can teleport in and out of.
>>137845761
link
"We are gonna ban peanut butter from the school"
>>137845761
Sounds fake, what's your source?
[11:53] Adam (raethros): You people change builds like a bunch of spastics.
[11:54] vzt: and ur an autistic
[11:54] Adam (raethros): I'm actually not, but thanks for playing.
[11:54] vzt: yes you are
[11:54] Adam (raethros): Okay.
[11:54] vzt: everyone can tell you arent hiding anything
[11:55] Adam (raethros): So how is eveyrone doing this morning?
[11:55] vzt: autism
[11:55] Adam (raethros): You're doing autism? That's interesting.
Who the fuck let Adam into the group?
>>137843975
IMVU, i guess as a last resort. Is that thing even alive?
>>137848057
Yes and full of ageplayers.
>>137847768
Meanwhile people are getting ejected and banned for just TPing into the Sim at a bad time.
>>137848143
The players also look like most SL human avatars, last I checked
>>137848143
I guess I would play wow then, fucking pedos.
>>137715514
It's over. Utilizator may be shutting down because of the lost of land.
He's already deleted the skydrive.
>>137849343
What land
>>137849408
Poop, and he isn't shutting down.
Educate yourselves. #prayformommy
https://utilizator404.wordpress.com/
>>137847768
He got mad and thought vzt was a woman despite being repeatedly told otherwise so he was probably just let in by someone that felt pity
>>137821940
you shouldve blown out the candle with a fart
>>137850274
that's really dangerous. Do not do this in real life or SL.
>>137849506
>I dont wanna put all my heart into something that can be just wiped out by LL on a whim, like the walmart sim build we were working on at poop.
All that blood, sweat and tears.
>>137845761
noice
>>137851431
lol
after all these years,you can't buy Linden as a gift card from store. I don't want to use credit card on this insecure
>>137854272
yeah if that were true the middle east would be a radioactive wasteland by now
