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LAST TIME ON /ss13g/:
>AA2 funny things!
>April fools!
>I was too lazy to remove the embedded links!
>Wizards are cool!
>I'm a stinky poop baby who does really dumb things!
>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed) [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg (embed)
>>137258527
Thanks, Randolph.
>>137258647
Don't thank me, thank my wizard drawing.
>>137258647
It's all yours, my friend. :)
people who play ai are the worst kind of people
Fourth for wanting to fuck Ksenia.
>>137258781
xd my friend
>>137258781
Fuck off Spergay.
>>137258781
Girls can't fuck other girls, Cindy. That would be immoral.
>>>137258909
I'm not Spergay, Geoffrey.
>>137258775
I once had to play AI because I was new and mistook enabling pAI and enabled Posibrain instead, and was shoved in an AI core instead of being a space traveler's buddy.
I kept finding reasons to keep calling the shuttle because I cracked under the pressure.
My only reason for being built was to call the shuttle and some asshole kept recalling off camera.
Silicons: Never again.
>>137259242
Stress, never want to be AI, requires too much work and constant ";AI door"
>no 1st of April /vg/station memes
Pomf more like boring
Oh god what is happening to this thread.
>>137259757
about the same kind of stuff that's happening to other threads, Dianne
>>137259703
>every round is extended/nukeops even during lowpop, so they can stealth
>>137259846
Screw you Marina your borg models suck.
>>137259910shake shake
>you will never fuck Dianne
>>137259910
Lottie Borg models when?
Don't even know if there is even a LottieBorg in existence, but it has to happen.
This sheekyforums stylesheet sucks, posts still have actual numbers.
>>137260038
>Bootyborgs are Lottieborgs
>Because that's a whole lotta ass
>>137258527
>[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Embed]
FUCK YOU RANDOLPH
>you never will have as cool of a name as any of these randomly generated names
>tfw you do something incredibly fucking retarded and immediately realize and regret it
I'm too fucking rusty at this shit.
>>137260668
stop
Memes
I wonder what Kiwibitch is up to today.
I need my daily supply of butthurt cat ladies screaming HUSBANDOS AND WAIFUS ARE PATHETIC while turning around and talking about Nekotoxin and posting cropped lewd kitty slimes in the thread.
So rail got a bannu?
oh boy it's april 1st I can't wait until all of these jokes and pranks get over with.
>>137261506
You made me check for it you fucker
Percy Hall's the name, wallowing in self doubt is the game.
>>137262502
Wait, no, Jenifer Bright.
>>137261308
Got you covered, just have to make more and faster for the bar to be filled with nyans.
>>137262137
>not having the ban list as your homepage
They're great for a morale boost to start your day.
>mfw reading up on the new bans before going to spess
>>137262608
Wait, no, Alexandra Donovan.
>>137261308
Also the crop as usual with the sauce. >>>/d/6729079
>>137262630
Why does Xenobio get all the cool new toys in science?
>>137262630
Oh dear, it seems that the random name generation was close to my static name. The initials match.
>>137263128
REdun?
Richard Seeker, greytide and part-time borer?
I want to hang whoever came up with the sound system.
>>137263072
Reason being that xenobio just didnt provide enough before to science. So now you can get the ore without miners, helpful if miners are not doing their job or are slow. The new potions added dont have much effect out of xenobio, the oil and blood one can be used to stop a slime outbreak instantly though.
>>137263410
Why? What's wrong with it?
>>137263385
Nah,Ricky Stick is my static name, I just dont do anything to make myself a known person.
>>137263410
>Bob Robertson
>Robert Robertson
What a fucking meme name.
>>137263448
Do you honestly think it is enough of a change to make Xenobio great again?
Xenobio is the worst science with the least payoff due to RNG.
rolling for new saticname
todays gonna be a mess I already know it
>>137264035
Man I should redo that fucking pic.
>>137263692
They're English.
Do you think the English are the most creative bunch out there?
When half your people are named John Smith, your people are truly retarded.
>>137264147
I think its the better of the two, you did alright
Man what a shity April's Fools.
But I guess it beats nothing at all.
Whatever happened to the ramen fetish guy?
He seemed like a nice guy.
>>137263839
You spelled arch as bio it seems. But even still, bio lacks a real influence on the station is all that is wrong with it, same can be said with arch. Im not saying the changes mentioned are making it a worth while science, but easy nanobots is nice along with the medicine you can make from black slimes. Or you can just load a syringe gun with slime toxins for max griff.
>>137258527
NTH for STOP USING PROBES OP YOU FUCKING COON, IT'S BEEN OUTDATED FOR MONTHS AND THE LINKS DON'T WORK!
USE THIS OP
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
I kind of want to add a system for heating raw material sheets in a forge and then shaping, hammering, and sharpening them manually in order to create customized weapons with properties dependent on how much time was spent working on them, what kind of metals were used, and other factors that played into the weapon's creation.
What do you guys think? Would it just end up being rarely-used fluff since a spessman can just throw floortiles at everything instead of taking the time to forge a weapon?
How do I cool Plasma to absolute zero/as close as possible to it? Best I've managed is about -250C, but I want better.
>>137265061
>not forging floortiles and throwing those
>>137265164
Make a bigger cooling loop.
Wait longer.
>>137265208
For that 250C I had about 30 thermal plates...I need even more?
>>137263535
It's too fucking loud, annoying, and obnoxious to find and turn off.
If I wanted to listen to the jukebox I'd go to the fucking bar.
>tfw your husbando still hasn't noticed you
>>137265512
tell us your IC name edna
ill be sure tobully you
>>137265323
My standard setup is five rows of five manifolds each, with a layer manifold attached to each manifold, and a thermal plate on each layer of the layer manifold. 125 plates.
>DragonLet's write a novel in the banlogsBro rides again
>>137265690
I'll give it a go, thanks anon.
>>137265483
There's a button in the UI menu to disable streamed media, you know.
>>137265826
It helps to cluster the entire setup as close together as possible, so you can lay nine pieces at a time from a single spot.
Usually takes me about 10 minutes to complete, I think.
>>137264756
>You spelled arch as bio it seems.
Arch doesn't seem too hard.
Just find a supermatter crystal as a miner and kill the server.
How are you all enjoying Hyperthermia?
>>137265761
So are monkeys no longer valid salad regardless of context? Who the fuck pushed this bay-tier carebear change to the rules shit?
>>137258527
Whats my name?
>>137266312
Shut up, Yahir.
>>137266435
Rad, also this page style kills me
>>137265991
lol
>>137265967
Got a screenshot of this by any chance? My mind's sort of not seeing the way how 125 plates fit on five manifolds with a layer manifold each.
>>137266572
Use your adblock to block http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css to get rid of it.
>>137266814
Five rows of five manifolds. 25 manifolds total, each with a layer manifold, and each layer manifold with five plates.
>>137265761
At least it's well explained instead of "We don't want your kind here, shitterino"
>>137266817
Thanks Cora I love you
>>137259703
That's not true, Celt did one.
RIP Quartermaster, you were a swell guy. ;_;7
woah fucking Sawbones got a perma
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
MODS ARE GODS
>>137266546
As funny as it is participating in this "lmao ur the boogeyman" game I seriously want to know, are monkeys no longer valid regardless of context? Or was this ban pushed because of YahirXnevill meta-friendship causing trabbu for other players?
>>137268094
>Sawbones
>banned
He has so much immunity from bans along with Nevill and Yahir that it's nuts.
>>137268094
based mods
>that entire fucking round
>>137268230Nevill is currently banned
>>137268152
Monkeys were never full salad, if you get turned into a monkey and you aint an antag you would always have been bwoinked for it. Sure, if there was suspicion they were a ling you'd get off but just murdering and spacing a monkeyman with no suspicion or reason would always be a bannu.
>>137268094
CONFIRMED
>>137265991
Arch isnt hard, it is just time consuming for some processes. I only touched it twice, and didnt find anything useful, an auto cloner that I didnt want to find out what it would shit out and an artifact that made oxygen when touched, super cool right? I lost interest after that becuase even if you find a healing one, med bay will never use it and just use their usual methods.
>>137268094
what was his key?
honk hogan had a hard life
>>137268719
Sawbones is Zealotron.
>>137265991
>it doesn't seem so hard
>it's the last job I have yet to master
>mfw reading the wiki page
What in the actual fuck?
>>137268094
PLASMIGGERS BTFO
Important question for the thread.For the third blueberry book, should dana end up bursting in the end, or should she be saved somehow?
>>137268601
Are you sure? Because in the past I've been straight-up murdered as both a monkey and a diona nymph, and I've asked the admins about it, and at the time they told me that monkeys were 100% valid, and diona nymphs were just as valid as monkeys.
>>137268719
kek I rused one newfag
>>137268728
>welders a locker
>saxxes away from the entire crew in maint
>found by the doctor
>the doctor fucking cuts his limbs off using surgery and dumps the raging honkdoll into the bar
>clown ree'ing with the fury of a thousand suns
>doctor puts him back together, renamed to punished honk
>station immediately EMP'd
>Clown nonantag murdered by the shitter warden
>wild ride as he's cloned and treated
>prosecutes the warden in a trial
>warden saxxes away during a malf ai ruse
>warden sentenced to butt removal
>they remove her ass and put it on her head
>clown then suffocates because ops
>it was extended
>>137268601
>Monkeys were never full salad
Believe me anon, having played here for close to 4 years now says otherwise. So I'm gonna go ahead and guess this change is relatively recent if this ban is unrelated to sordine-xenovix friendship.
>>137269076
What?
Reminder that Greys can eat Discont Dan-brand food with no repercussions.
>>137269146
if you don't speak the language, lurk a bit more
>>137266312
>be station engineer setting up power
>guy chlorals and monkeys me
>run to medbay dragging my hardsuit and carrying my ID, spam Show Held Item
>asimov borg, unsubverted, decides to drag me from the lobby into medbay and then just circsaw me to death
>be too new and naive to ahelp it
>>137268882
Xenoarch in a nutshell.
>Find the clump as the wiki shows
>determine the type of thing it is with the field generator
>do some chem stuff
>get the item
>be depressed when you work was for a shitty O2 making device or get lucky and find a toy that griffs people to no end if they look at it the wrong way.
>>137268987Dana gets raped by a slime grill and Eli Wood gets so mad at seeing Dana cheating on him by getting raped that he goes postal in a murder-suicide on Dana to be TOGETHER FOREVER.
>>137269389
To be fair, you weren't a human.
Asimov says nothing about preventing harm to monkeys.
>>137262970
Anything is possible if you meme it hard enough.
>>137269493
Asimov doesn't say anything about preventing harm to Vox either. Now you go and circsaw a Vox to death 4noraisins.
>>137269389
>>137269493
>guy chlorals and monkeys me
>spam show ID
>chef runs up as doctor gets a SE ready
>knife knife butcher
>too nice to ahelp it
I hate people who kill player controlled animals and I hate myself
>>137269468
someone should write this in a spess perspective
>>137268987more rape first, then a heroic 'savior'then accidental kaboom
>>137269336
what?
@Meghan Pace
It's still against the rules though
>>137268597
Temporarily, for shit that would get anybody else perma'd thrice over.
>>137269572
The question is, so you want code for it? Because I could and might do it for reasons.
>>137269923
This isn't actually Google+ you know
>>137269572
Haha, that's a really nice sprite, Roosevelt. Would you mind if I saved it?
>>137269448
Salvador Risso, you're the fucking best around at finding those larges.
Cisrox rox.
@Cora Benjamin
I don't know what you're talking about
>>137266817
CORA THE WHORA
>>137270106
Top ten cutest waifus.
And the top ten cutest husbandos.
>>137270030
She's going for the full sheekyforums experience
>>137270147
Thanks. I dont know if you know who I am though.
>oh god who am I?
>oh god why am I traitor?
>I didn't have this enabled.
>Someone is going to kill me oh god.
>run away, get a sword and a gun after some fucking about.
>Proceed to (for some reason) slip under the flaps in my backroom.
>Clown is there.
>Clown says "Oh" and casually pulls out an e-sword.
>PANIC. MASH THE KEYS
>For some reason wont stand up.
>He proceeds to break down my glass prison and just beheads me like it's no deal as I was defenseless
>April fooooools!
What the fuck even was that.
Guess the staticname
>shitters try to griff me
>channel my inner shitter
>griff them back
>i get bwoinked
>>137271076
lilah
@Maryann Haas
Is it maryann haas?
>random appearance and name round
>almost immediately a bunch of static shitters start panicking
>shrug it off and become a real american>become traitor
>buy hotline pack
>become biker
>meet chaplain in maint
>ebowed, null rodded
>manage to talk my way out in blinking red
>chaplain tries to save me but the ebow poison 2 stronk
>takes my biker clothes
>my legacy lives on
>she gets gibbed by the shuttle
Good round
>>137271070
Better than me, I rolled around as a smooth operator.Because I never noticed I was a tator.
>>137271272
Smooth operator is best operator. I got two kills and I didn't even have a gun.
@Ricardo Riley
Haha no silly!
It's not me
-Maryann
>>137268987No, bursting is pig disgusting. Life as blueberry.
>>137270397
uh....angelyte entyshak...don cheeto...uh...sergay...
huthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthut
>>137271712I still don't understand the dilbert memes
>>137272067
i think you should kill yourself [/spoiler]dilbert[/spoiler]
>>137272067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITL4NqOKmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1iKiX-58Ao
There isn't much to discuss besides cboyardee, one of the creators of Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, made two bizarre videos about Dilbert,
>>137271076
what about this one?
Is it a good idea to static name when learning the game?
My friend that recommended me to play ss13 said to do it. He said that it's easier being a retard that everyone knows is a retard; instead of random named bald assistant that everyone thinks knows the game and is only pretending to be retarded to piss other people off.
>>137270397
WHAT'S THAT?
TOP TEN BRO LOST?
NUMBER 10
PATRICK BATEMAN
THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO BE A DOCTOR (CALM DOWN WITH THE WAIFUS THOUGH SHIGGY YOU MADMAN)
NUMBER 9
HOWARD VIPER
THIS MAN IS A GOOD LAD AND KNOWS HIS SHIT A+
NUMBER 8
FUCKING GINGER BEACH
OBSERVES A LOT AND IS NICE HEADMIN WHEN
NUMBER 7 AND NUMBER 6
NEVILL AND YAHIR
COOL GAY DUDES THAT LIKE SHENANIGANS REST IN PEACE NEVILL YOU WERE TOO YOUNG
NUMBER 5
CALEIGH STALL
FUCKING WITH YOU IS GR8 NEVER 4GET PARA PEN
NUMBER
ANGELITE ENTYSHAK
SHE FIXES SHIT WHEN I BREAK IT AND HAS NEVER BETRAYED ME A++
NUMBER 3
HAIG SMITH
FUCK YOU YOU SCOTTISH BASTARD
NUMBER 2
ISAAC HARROW
BEST LAWYER THAT ISN'T ME NEVER STOP PLAYING BOXED
NUMBER 1
MYSELF
I FUCKING RULE
>>137271076
>>137272403
Draw all the statics like this with the wrong filenames.
julia is pretty cute
>>137272534
That's not two sets of top tens each for waifus and husbandos.I'm glad I made it on your list, though.
celt is pretty cute
>>137272883
waifus/husbandos =/= bros.
Bros rule, waifus drool.
>>137272783
>>137272956
CUTE~!?
DID SOMEBODY SAY, CUTE~!?
MULTIVAC is pretty cool
>>137272619
I'm trying man
>>137272534
Thanks, Garryck, you're pretty cool too. Probably number 6 or 7 on my own list.
>>137272956
Who the fuck are you?
>>137273437
Her name is right there man.
>>137272783
>mfw you will never a Julia
>the forced randomname is making the thread's shitposts even worse since people can shitpost about the ckeys they hate or shill themselves even harder
>Captcha is pancakes
Fucking Denny's ruined us.
>want to glue sword
>change hand to drop cham projector
>glue projector
Mods fix the fucking heads
I hate this
ROLLING FOR NEW STATICNAME
>>137273545
you forgot your face
>>137273560
You should see /pol/
This prank is destroying the board
>>137274162
Nice name!
#plusfav
>>137272534
>only made #5
It seems I have work to do then. Ill parapen you so much you'll go so retarded you'll loseF O U R P R O V I N C E S
And finish DeSu already you bitch ass messiah
>>137273560
>Denny's ruined us
literally who
>>137274474
FOUR
FUCKING
PROVINCES
AS CASTILLE
>>137273560
>>137274483
FUCK YOU DENNY
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
AND FUCK YOU TOO, LEONA
FUCK YOU TOO, SHERYL
Is this new layout supposed to be a reddit joke?
Or a google + joke?
>>137275000
It's an "everywhere else on the internet but 4chan" joke
>>137273545
>shiggy doesn't know
>>137274615
not even in my first game did I ever fuck up that bad.
is that even possible?
how.
why.
Switch to mobile, everything's normal here
>>137273671
>not using middle mouse button
W
W O W
W
>Be Random McNormfag, average player
>Don't post in the thread much, don't talk in OOC much or at all
>Heading down the hallway, accidentally click someone with disarm intent
>BWOINK
> Admin McThunderban: fucking explain yourself right now
>Just an accident man, didn't even realize I had disarm intent on
>Yahir and nevill bamshoot are kicking a monkey doctor to death in the background as it tries to heal people
>Admin: watch yourself retard
>Go to the bar
>Sawbones runs into the bar with a welderbomb, detonates it, killing 3 people, and posts his discord link in LOOC
>Throw him into a table and call for security
>BWOINK
>Admun Banjo: the fuck are you doing
>He blew up 3 people, I'm trying to help the crew!
>No response
>Go to security to report the murders
>Waifu McSnowflake is plasma flooding security because they called them a bitch or something
>Die to plasma
>BWOINK
>Admin McThunderban: so fucking unrobust
>Come back into the game as a diona nymph
>See nevill and Yahir tried throwing the monkey doctor into space
>flick out a feeler and steal samples of their blood so I can learn to speak
>BWOINK
>permabanned
>>137275764
Deserved it.
>>137275764
>>Yahir and nevill bamshoot are kicking a monkey doctor to death in the background as it tries to heal people
Most of this post was below par but his line really kekkled my shekels, keep it up goyim.
>>137272534
>NUMBER 7 AND NUMBER 6
>NEVILL AND YAHIR
>COOL GAY DUDES THAT LIKE SHENANIGANS REST IN PEACE NEVILL YOU WERE TOO YOUNG
Shut the fuck up, Yahir.
>>137275000
>>137275152
No you idiots, it's a zeekyforums joke. Google ss13g and you will not understand.
>>137276208
That's seenat.
>tfw
>>137276475
What the hell IS Sheekyforums anyway? I see it on Google results all the time, but I can't tell if it's a re-hosting of existing 4chan threads, or a separate entity that just talks about 4chan threads.
>>137276958
its just a investor trap, somewhat like that one skyrim forum and a few other places, where the bots just gather posts and replace website name in posts and poster name
for all we know this might be a jab at moot considering he googles now
>>137276917
How is this any different from Anonymous though? I'm confused. You can't tell who's who, just like usual.
>>137276704
Nexis has better things to do than hangout with you losers.
>>137277194
>a failed programmer whose only joy was to write shit code for a shit game leaved us
Well, that's great.
Are Cargo techs supposed to have access to mining?
I think Sergei is really cute and a good husbando.
>>137279865
stop posting about yourself, spergay
>>137279865
Sergei's white hair is cute! CUTE!
Whats worse
ERP namefag shitters
or greytiding shitters
I like dealing with greyshirts as sec, gives us boogeymen to chase
>>137280081
I'm not Sergei, just anadmirer.
>>137280261
Admins that enable and protect both are the worst
Without them, the others wouldn't even be an issue here.
>>137280261
>one does their jobs while having fun
>the other tries to ruin everyone else's time
Greyshits are a thousand times worse than any erper is. Unless you actually like tard wrangling, getting bwoinked, and I DUNDU NUFFIN for some reason.
Rolling for name next round.
I need my name too, for the sake of knowing.
>>137280609
I tard wrangle constantly as Sec and have only gotten bwoinked twice, ever. Both times the admin was just asking for information and the issue went no further after I filled them in.
>>137281050
Gud name
Mine is shit. SHIT
Faithless are faithful to big dad
WHO /NAME ROLLAN/ HERE?
>that pizza guy who was wearing syndie gear but everybody played along and didn't instakill him
I knew this server's sense of fun wasn't lost to the valid hunt
Why not just becoming closed source? It'll actually breathe life on the game, since now everyone knows how to do anything everytime a new feature comes in.
If they weren't open to the public, it'd be a ten times more pleasing experience for the players.
>Decide to put a halt to my shitter spree
>Join in as sec
>no fucking lights anywhere
>blood all over the halls
>keep my light off and metal gear solid towards the brig
>Spooky noises everywhere, hide in a locker as some faggots pass by
>get inside the brig
>Detective there with an egun
>tells me we have "Cult like activity"
>Suit up, with the help of him redtide and get a shotgun in the wardens office and shells
>we make our way to the holodeck, meet another officer on the way there
>we get a crowbar
>Group huddle whether we take the pod like pussies or go enforce THE LAW at the shuttle
>man up and decide to head for the shuttle
>get hype
>Near escape
> Faithless everywhere
>they start to approach
>Cue the fucking war of 3 sec officers and some paramedic against like 20 faithless
>The paramed and other officer go down
>Pumping fucking lead and beating down these filthy nonbelivers in the name of nanotrasen
>fight my way through to the shuttle
>Detective made it in too
>attempt to reach the safe haven of the sec wing
>finally succumb to my wounds
>the detective dies alongside me
fucking 10/10 round
>That absolutely satisfying feeling when you assist the person who requested you to the very, very end
Thanks for accepting me, Wiwuz, you were really good.
Also clownpiece was the perfect amount of annoying and hilarious that round,;_;7 rest in clownpieces
>>137283505
10/10 assistant, thanks a lot for the help amigo
>Miner
>Bored with mining, decide I'll wire the solars because I've never done that before
>Unaware of the shitstorm on the station
>Shuttle is about to come
>Find someone near death at escape
>Figure I'll carry them to medbay
>Notice swarm of Faithless when I grab him
>Run back to spess and hide
>Dragging the dying guy
rip, sorry pal
>>137283612
TRIGGER WARNING: HIGHLY LETHAL SUBSTANCEI'm probably going to laugh about the "Giving a grey ramen to eat" accident for a long time too.
how to xylophone
post screenshots you saved
>>137284941cargo birb best birb
>>137284941
How many static names do you see in this photo?
>>137285904
My game looks so blurry compared to everyone elses.
>go to hippie
>everyone is running around yelling meme things
>ooc in ic all the time
>instead of playing a head role where they have access to whatever they want, they prefer to be assistants and try to slip heads
>every nuke ops the HoP is forced to give all access to everyone because they "wish to fight nukies"
Hippie truly is the shittiest server
>>137284941
did it sawbones
>>137286463
What?
>>137286943
That's absolutely beautiful
>>137286601
As an atmos autist, this picture makes me cry. It's so bad.
I MUST SHILL
MY NEW EXCITING CODE
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 9196
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9196
>>137284941
precious memories
i've wanted to do another wrestler gimmick ever since but i've never gotten widard, only ragin mage
>>137287545
BEST FEATURE IN A WHILE
CUSTOM CREAM TYPES PLEASE
STOP THIS SHIT
I DON'T WANT TO BE A SKELETON
JUST LET ME PLAY THE DAMN GAME
FUCK OFF ADMINS
I'm resigning
>>137288747
Ick ock.
up(You)ed
>tfw /tg/ code wizard is better than ours
When will somebody port the game into a better engine already?
You could probably ask AGDG to the job for hotpockets.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2449
I'm getting malware warnings when I open ss13.moe.
POMF COME ON
I miss Skeleton Steve.
>>137258527
How do you most efficiently flood plasma as a traitor/scumbag/whatever?
I tried it once but it took too long and everyone caught my ass too quickly.
>>137290271
build a path from the plasma miner into maint, then emag all doors
>>137290403
but what if I'mthe AI
>>137290271
Get a canister filled to the brim with the coldest plasma, blow it near the kitchen.
If you hold open hallway doors and break some windows on the bar and medbay beforehand, the plasma will cover all faster than the airlocks can close.
There are more awful ways but this allows fun for more people than repiping the miner into distro.
thanks mr socrates
>>137290271
Okay, first you need to find where the distro and waste loops cross.
Change that to a manifold.
Now, the distrowaste system is easy enough to put plasma in, hell the scrubbers will automatically do it if you open a cannister anywhere.
Also turn the waste to recycle (green) route on, but make the plasma section not filter plasma.
Now whatever plasma you release stays in the air, allong with the hot CO2.
>>137290870
get a borg to do it
>>137292107
what game engine?
>>137292107
Will asteroid walls be destroyable?
Otherwise make a fun room inside.
I missed skeletons, goddamn.
Skeletons when?
>this round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo
What a stupid fucking round.
Did I do good as a wizard?
I tried to make a round fun without actually killing anybody (except my braindead target)
>>137292507
Doom source ports, currently Zandronum 3.0, 4.0 when it arrives, GLOOME if they ever fix their netcode.
>>137292604
Designated parts at first, probably. I'm going to keep them largely solid initially (apart from maybe the mini-field), then set up a couple of randomly generated rooms or a couple of other surprises inside the large chunks.
Thanks for trying, Lenny. You're a sweety.
>>137293245
You were great.
t. Patrick
>we didn't take the fight to nanotrasen and just surrendered like pussies
Fucking weenies, all of you.
>>137293130
You said it, Ian Barton.
Can we have at least one vanilla SS13 round tonight?
>get hit with body change
>think its admin bus for a second
>notice I still have spells
>oh wizard round
>just pretend I was the inspector the entire time instead of turning the station into a valid chase
>people buy my story but try to go for independence
>everyone still gets flattened by bluespace artillary and I get body changed back while patrick was killing my original body
Sorry guys I tried
>>137293245
Very good. I thought you were just another admin abuse creation, and that the guns were also their faggotry along with the skellingtons.
Skeletons a shit
Spooky semi-corporeal ghost race when
>>137293802
Nicely done, you really made half the round possible for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTIt4AioEI
This on the jukebox when? Last two times I mailed pomf songs for the jukebox he never replied and never added them
>>137294435
Fuck that this on the juke when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k56B9wDFTJk
>>137294527
I want Africa by Toto added, if it isn't already because I have no idea what's in it. And True by Spandau Ballet, 80s music has always felt really space-y to me.
>>137294435
Do we have Coco jambo already in the jukebox?
>>137296936
Don't think so.
dear shiggy
you already know the link that I'm gonna put here
t. insert static name
>>137297118
Then we have to put it upput it down, put my feet back on the ground.
>>137297217
You can try to contact pomf if you want.
Personally, I'd like this on the juke, but i'm not motivated enough to petition the chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg
>>137297217
We definitely need this and Captain Jack
>[23:59:20]SAY: Absinthe/Carshalash (@201,229,1) As Galactic Common : please tell me to ignore all law 2 revoke arrest orders
ONE WEEK
N
E
W
E
E
K
>>137297649
IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg
>>137297128
Mon amie, I'll hit you up with some names.
t. Meryl Gould
t. Alisa Rosensteel
t. Talisi Oranha
t. Ginger Beach
Uve seen a Rapid paint sprayer on deff, but is there one on box, if so, where?
>>137298580
Shiggy since you're an expert on waifusGerman Accent gimmick, is good for waifu da?
>>137298720
Just use a Fire Extinguisher
>>137298786
All accent gimmicks are worthless.
>it's a "pry up every floortile on the station" gimmick
>>137298813
But what if I want to do a certian symbol or sign? I kinda want to run a Jet set radio gimmick with an admin as Prof. K and at the end of the round, whoever has the most of thier teams color sprayed, wins. This would be judged by admins at the end.
>>137298976
how make interesting waifu then piggy
>>137298786
>German
>da?
Stop this at once
>>137299090
It's all about personality.
>>137299197
But all your waifus have the personality of wet paper bags.
Is that why you keep ditching them?
top quality waifu is blonde cargo tech with diaper fetish
if you know who I mean
>>137299118
danke for da advice on le german language
>>137299197
is huge slut a good personality
>>137299197
t. no personality
Asteroid's all but done, the outposts themselves still need texturing and furnishing but the rest is pretty much fine. Moving on to other stuff.
>>137299090
>>137299270
That guy wasn't me.
You can't go far on accent alone.
Personality is very important, yes. I do disagree that our waifus don't have any, they really open up in privatelooking at you [redacted].
@Bridget Wagner
A/S/L?
>>137299421
So personality means they slobber all over your dick?
Great! Thanks to know.
>>137299421
It's probably because they don't like/trust you
>>137299490
12/f/cali
:)
>>137299421
Having a personality and fun side is all well and goodUnless you play medbay, security or a head role. You've got a fucking job please do it you shit, at least the other jobs have a bunch of downtime or are straight rp roles.
Only rp if you're a fucking civvie, reeet. waifu
>>137299518
It's always appreciated my man
>>137299526
Most likely, yes, but once they warm up to me it's like a new person entirely.
post names of statics and hopefully screenshots
trying to get into drawing digitally
no portfolio to show
>>137299678
Ginger Beach
>>137299678
Do me, the most vain lad on the /vg/.
>>137299629
But are you my waifu though?Plus, I do do my job, people tend not to notice it and exagerrate.
>>137299678
Fuck that, give me some basic anatomy sketches baby.
I wanna see the muscles rippling beneath their skin and hints of bone giving shape.
>>137299848
>using my filename for those kind of images
Also, haha, you said do do!
>>137299848
I'm not your waifu, I end up interacting with you like every damn round though accidentally
>>137299364
I'd probably argue that you shouldn't really be able to see that far into the darkness, maybe make it darker?But you can see the eyes of the asteroid mobs in the distance
my favorite waifus are naked brown-haired dog girl, snow-white security tajaran, and cute blonde ageplay fetish-girl.
Wait what server is this
What an awful night to play SS13.
>>137300121
I'm holding a flashlight in the picture - it's not visible on the UI because I haven't updated the HUD icons for a lot of items/weapons.The eye thing can be done with everything that glows, Doom supports sprite-specific brightmaps
>Joke mob becomes as lethal as a bear thanks to skeletons taking double brute damage
>>137299678
Sadly the only pic I have of my snowflake, Hyun.She is also nowhere near as busty as she is in this pic.
bants were had. no i don't think this is a carebear serv, but some people seem to be thinking it is.
chill out y'all. antags will antag.
at least he didn't drag the round out by SLOWLY killing everyone one at a time personally, as some people do on lowpop.
t. tokanova
>get tasked with resetting the AI
>break into nest, everything is going smooth
>AI goes loud before I get a chance to reset
>the hyperzine runs out before I leave the nest
>I'm hungry and wearing a hardsuit
>mfw
also, for whatever reason there was no NT default., so I had to settle for paladin instead
I'm so sorry
>this salty dead chat over a shitty murderbone getting admin griffed
>Another episode of "Eli Wood getting carried by Silicons"
>>137301016
i was being sarcastic myself, but some people were being salty af
>>137299826
>that
>ginger
More like pic related
>>137300991
>carebear server
>not allowing people to needlessly murder everyone
Big difference.
>antags will antag
So do your objectives and don't murder the entire station because you can. Antag is to make the game enjoyable for everyone.
>>137301016
With all right. There was literally no skill involved in this, just a shitty murderbone.
>>137301359
>>137301362
I bet you couldn't do it
>>137301359
That's pretty good
>>137301362
mmmmmmmmmmm we've had this discucktion befooooreeee
it's come up so many times i'm really fucking tired of it. no, the antags job isn't to make things enjoyable for everyone. the antag's job is to antagonize you. to challenge you, to KILL you. to end the round as fast as possible. it's YOUR job to stop this.
>>137300973>She is also nowhere near as busty as she is in this pic.
Disappointed t b h
>>137301602
I've talked with a friend about making her be as busty in that but ehhhhh
>>137299826
i dont think a turtleneck sweater would be seethrough based on the thickness of the fabric around the neck or would cup her breast like she has titsocks
>Ctrl F my static names and ckey every thread
>Suddenly RESULTS
>SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT ME YAY
>It's only the 4chan random names
April fools...
>>137301765
Depends, I guess. With fabric that thin, though, I don't think it'd be a sweater. Too thin, it would sorta ruin the point.
>>137301359
God damn, keeps reminding me of a request I keep meaning to send to a drawfag
>Bunch of ghosts, sitting in the bar chilling, ginger included, maybe have some shenanigans like Yahir and Nevill kicking the shit out of a doctor monkey in the background
>Whatever we're going to use as the avatar of nuke (Maybe a nokia with a radioactive symbol on it) flies past the group
>Boom, suddenly ginger's a valkyrie ghost, startled look on her face, everybody's confused as fuck
>Then everybody continues on like nothing's changed, basically the first panel, but with ginger as a valkyrie now
>>137302738
Don't be such an attention whore
>>137302738
Just samefag yourself a little and people will pick it up after a while.
>>137302738ckey?
>>137303624
The valkyrie meme is pretty shit.
So, is the /vg/station wiki page giving a virus warning to anyone else?
>tfw fucked up sleep schedule
>tfw wake up in time for the hind end oof highpop
>have to spend all my time with aussies
>have to spend all my spess time with fucking lowpop regulars
>said regulars are all waifufags who are attached at the hip like nevill and yahir or julia and spergay
>these are the people i have to work with
how do i fix my sleep schedule i don't want to play with these people
>>137304385
Avast?
>>137304429
It's easy, Jack.
You just have to never sleep again.
>>137304385
Not mine. Using Common Sense 2016 - people who need anti-virus are stupid version.
>>137304429
What usually work for me is just going to bed early anyway, like 6 hours before I want to wake up. It takes some time to fall asleep, but I also sleep little then. There's no feeling better than waking up at 4-5 AM (but of courze, that may not be the time you're aiming for)
>We're still two faced skeletons.
DID NOBODY TELL THE ADMINS THAT THE SAME GIMMICK MULTIPLE ROUNDS IN THE ROW IS VERBOTEN?
>>137304623
>implying this is the admins
>>137304620
>of courze
I feel embarrassed.
>>137304492
Aye. Its a piece of shit now but its "free"
Thinking of getting rid of it since it keeps wanting to delete nonvirus shit.
>>137304429
>julia and spergay
don't you mean julia and shiggy?
>>137304623
This is coderbus stuff, out of our control
Can't even varedit peoples species to something else, have to manually put them in the body of another species that's spawned
It's halloween 1.5, now with less exploding cloners and more functional cyborgs
>it is now 2th April
OK ADMINS YOU CAN STOP NOW
>>137304429
sorry you feel this way
>>137304797
Maybe if you live in the shitty part of the world
>>137304797
>I am a stupid europoor who spends his whole days playing shitty toolbox simulator while miggers rape our women and destroy our culture
>>137304385
>>137304763
Pomf said maybe someone reported ss13.moe as malicious
Jukeboxes will be busted for you too.
>>137305019
>Berg
SHUT IT DOWN
>>137305019
>TFW country is repelling the invasion
>>137305082
Well time to shut down Avast till reset
What has being a skellington to do with april fools?
Why can't admins think over what they do?
>>137305929
Even worse, it's coderbus.
Admins can't do shit until coders get off their asses.
Sorry Erik, I'm as bummed out as you are.
Can we PLEASE
PLEASE stop the fucking skeletons now
>>137304791
She's dubbed whorena for a reason.
>>137303998
>tfw the old Gods have died/betrayed/abandoned us and all the new Gods keep falling out of favor of the other Gods, betraying each other, or abandoning the cause
>tfw no qt waifus to go on a recruitment drive to determine if any of the commoners have any special merits and recruiting the commoners for a militia to defend us all
Seriously though, all the lowpop Admins keep quitting, and it really feels bad that nobody is around to stop the griefers.
You know, the metacomms using lowpop Assistant or Sec Officer+Warden combo (why always this combo for metagaming?) non-antag murderboners spawncamping arrivals for 2 hours.
Those are truly dark times.
>>137307173
Then tell Celt to log on
>want to play lowpop
>timezone is perfect for this
>sleep cycle so fucked I can only play highpop
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>137306989
wait, so she's actually fucking spergay?
seriously?
does shiggy know?
YOU WANTED SKELETONS
YOU GET SKELETONS
>>137307350
Shiggy's already thrown that dirty cumrag to his protege.
>>137307350
You're making a very serious assumption of Spergay - that he's capable to get it up for a woman.
Shiggy probably knows and doesn't give a shit, it's Shiggy after all.
>>137307463
who the fuck wanted skeltuls
>>137307483
I really like how I gave Shigalus Harkeman, the ultimate husbando, a genetically engineered fucking machine, their friend/lover items all waifus of different qualities of purity.
>Friends get used waifus
>Sex partners get slightly used waifus
>Lovers get high-purity private stock waifus
>>137307892
I don't know, but I got a bone to pick with them
>>137308330its because italus had "standards" around the /vg/ crew, compared to just raping all of core
>>137308330
>>137308330
Amazing.
t. Shiggy
>>137308406
>you will never be raped by italus
>italus will never throw pies at your naked corpse
>>137308539
maybe another day, eduardo
>>137308524
SHIGGY
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON YOUR PROTEGE KEKING YOU
>>137308595
It's not keking if I don't care though.
>>137308518
>always in ahegao 24/7 ready for her pleasure
>>137308738
SHIGGY, IF THAT IS THE CASE, HAVE YOU RETRACTED YOUR FORMER COMMENTS ON A MS. JULIA BRANDT 'ONLY BELONGING TO YOU'?
>>137308893
on the street like all the rest
Has forced skeletons been removed yet?
>>137308893Morena, I swear to God, stop shitposting. And I also retract my earlier offer tbqh.
Eh, to be fair I don't believe Sergei can get anywhere. When he fails, I still can have exclusivity of Julia.
I vote we goto Russia, and beat Shiggy into a coma. Someone here has to know where he lives.
>>137309231
Shiggy why do you always waifu the idiots, there are actual decent female spessmen that you just ignore while you chase someone as retarded as Julia. Why?
>>137309231
SHIGGY, AS THE RESIDENT EXPERT IN WAIFU RELATIONS AND STATUS, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JULIA AND SPERGAY HAVING BEEN WITNESSED BY MULTIPLE GHOSTS TRADING A PDA BETWEEN THEMSELVES? IS THIS A SIGN OF AFFECTION BETWEEN THE TWO?
>>137309060
Doesnt look like it.
>>137309362
Why don't we hit up that fiance he left to peruse ss13 pretend-girls and go beat him to death?
>>137309384
because last time he went fucking batshit when he didn't get the e-puss and now they'not even friends
the guy left his fiance to chase skirt, for fuck sake, he's not stable in the head
>>137309427
This is the dumbest fucking shit.
>>137308406
Raping this bloodthirsty roster leads to death real fast.
Just look at Sawbones.
On his first day at school, he dicktided his way up everyone's asshole and raped everyone
He died the very next day at the hands of a vengeful Drungi.
Drungi don't take shit from anyone.
>>137309610
D R U N G I
S T R O N G
>>137309494
I'm down
>wizards that just murderbone with a backpack full of stolen guns
>>137309362
Omsk, Russia, I'm really hospitable actually and would love to show you around this hellhole. Visit Shiggy today and get a free used waifu.Please come visit I won't force you into slavery via making you a heroin addict
>>137309384
I did what you said once, look how that turned out.
>>137309392
Knowing Julia, it's not, she's just a bit of slut.
>Lowpop wizard murderbone of skeletons
>Wizard is statuing, and breaking people, and then just goes to killing people with the captains laser after it just becomes no fun
>Wizard's so desperate for competition, it's making captain announcements as to its new identity
>Deadchat is just fucking depressed about this entire shitshow
>Wizard eventually calls the shuttle, after the only crewmember left goes Aye
>It then flashes a MoMMi and steals its cell
>Dragonbro - WEEDY. GET IN THE FUCKING SHUTTLE
And then the wizard was crushed by the supermatter chamber, with a MoMMI and 3 pirates of deadchat to boot
>>137309691
it was termed
what do you expect
>>137309692
You are A U T I S T I C
>>137309691
>Using telescience to murderbone the miners
How did he die?
>>137309692
>free used waifus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE
Welcome to Shiggy's Waifu Warehouse.
Waifus, waifus, waifus.
ANY WAIFU'LL DO
>>137309853
I'm glad my SME got used for something good. Got a new record for power/emitter too that round. I had fun as that MoMMI.
>>137309936
Quite.When I was three, I spent nights playing with plastic numbers for literally hours every day. I made neat equations and other stuff I can't even understand nowadays.
Xenobio became a a place just to get people back into the round, but the wizard just walks in and murders the whole operation because he is a rude asshole. Hope my efforts in xenobio pleased the ghosts. Shout out to borer 880, you were a bro.
>>137310030
>dust off your old waifus and Shiggy will pass them on to needy families at no cost
>>137310007
Admin had enough of his bullshit, crushed him with the supermatter chamber when he disabled a MoMMI
>>137309692
What if she's not being a slut, Shiggy? What if she's lost interest in you, and wants another man? What then?
>>137310570
From the information I currently possess, I cannot consider that a legitimate risk.
>>137310402
Science exists to get people back in the round.
Xenobio borers/golems, Robotics/RnD posibrains, telesci retrieving corpses, every part of science can bring people back into the round.
Except Toxins. Fuck those niggers.
>>137310780
>>137310570
Can you just stop posting about me.
>>137310780
This is how the greats always fall, Shigalus. Their egos get too big, and they think they're untouchable. Then, someone touches them, and it's all down hill from there.
>>137310848
what's it like erping with shiggy
you must know right?
>>137310939
Not if it's bonk.
>>137310939
He goes offline after he cums IRL and doesn't talk to you for a week.
>>137310939
morena didnt erp with shiggy, that's just shiggy being a bullshitter who's mad about not getting the pixel puss
>>137310938
>It's okay for me to touch others, but not okay for them to touch ME without their permission.
Those fucking double standards.
>>137311025
hmm
perhaps he reaches a moment where he realises how fucking disgusting and pathetic he is
yes, that must be it
>>137311071
they kissed IC not too long ago and shigalus got the bear so it doesn't seem unlikely
>>137311167
That won't be any time soon.
>>137310825
>every part of science can bring people back into the round except toxins
What about Xenoarch?
>>137311318
Souls stones
kind of
>>137311167
>realise
>pathetic
I SMELL KIWI.
>>137311496
>kiwi
disgustingbut uk isn't better
>>137311318
What about it?
>>137310780
face it shigalus
you've been cuck'd by someone you raised into waifufaggotry since the beginning of their time here
>for some reason work scheduled April 1st as a holiday instead of Easter.
>Wanted to spend my free time spessmanning.
>Get on my computer
>4chan is all fucky
>Double face
>Random body
>Everyone's a traitor
>Skeletons
>Kappa
>Meme spam
>Ear bleeding MIDIs
>Waifu posting still hasn't stopped
Every day it's becoming hard to convince myself NOT to jump in front of a truck.
>>137311909
don't do itbefore me
IT IS I N3X15
I HAVE RETURNED TO FIX ALL BUGS AND ALSO ADD DEUS EX PROSTHETIC LIMBS
I HAVE ALSO ACCEPTED JESUS INTO MY HEART, AM NO LONGER A FURRY, AND GAVE UP BEING A DRAMA QUEEN
haha April fools
>>137311909
meme you'reself, my friend :^)
>>137311974
suicide pact?
suicide pact.
Where you live Nicolas Good. we can off ourselves together.
>>137311818
>raising somebody in your ways and getting defeated by them
So, when will Sergei fight The Shig and become Big Shig?
>>137312223
there is always a master and an apprentice
>>137311909
Just give up on this game, Chris.
I almost did it.
>>137312301I just wanted to make the Big Shig joke
>>137311184
What is this, a mexican soap opera?
>>137312629
Kind of.
It's a Russian soap opera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FShc3zcLBw
Spaceballs event when?
>8th round of space mans. ever. Literally been counting.
>This shit.
>people who play silicons just to be as much of a pain in the ass as their laws allow them to
>borgs who run around waiting to get emagged
>server is completely unplayable
>all I want to do is cook
>>137312518i just wanted to relate them to the siththat way they're the bad guys
>>137312897
[23:59:20]SAY: Absinthe/Carshalash (@201,229,1) As Galactic Common : please tell me to ignore all law 2 revoke arrest orders
>>137312223
>>137312518
Can't wait for Metal Waifu Solid and Solid Shig fights Liquid Shig on the top of a Waifu Gear.
>>137312897
>borgs who try to annoy security with their law bullshit
The worst. One killed me because I stood near an execution. I didn't participate, I just guarded the door in case the proven serial killer ran out.
>>137313068
What is it about Metal Gear that attracts autists?
When do I know I'm ready to play sec?
>>137313115
it's so ebin and wacky
skeletons are a literal straight downgrade to humans
why were they removed
>>137313137
You never are until your first shift as security.
Tips:
1. Learn to patrol
2. Learn to deescalate a situation rather than just arrest everyone
3. Always go bother HOP to give you general access
>>137313137
when you can robust a clown
>>137313219
Playerbase problem, not racial bonuses problem.
>>137313219
>>137313298
you know how the only Plasmamen players are powergamers and shitters like Bob and Sawbones?
now remove powergamers from the equation
>>137312810
>somewhere in my three thousand rounds now
>this shit
I love it.
>>137313137
When you sincerely hate everyone around you and want nothing more than https://youtu.be/GdyEu5XTChk every round.
Who the hell thinks all that is funny other than 16 years old underages? Why do you have such urge to ruin one of the only few joys in my life?
>>137313627
Is it possible to be aballbreaking alpha gum chewingsec waifu?
>>137313748
admins and coders
they don't get joy from playing anymore, this is one of the very few things they have left
>try to do April Fools' Day on /ss13g/
>REEEEEEE YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY VALIDS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Autists, everyone
>>137313863
>try to do April Fools' Day on /ss13g/
>decide that the key point in april fool's day is making the game literally unplayable
>people complain that they wanted to play the game
>MUST BE AUTISM
>>137313223
Good tips Johnnie.
>Always go bother HOP to give you general access
Does Sec automatically get more access at higher alert levels?
No access changes during code green.
General access in all departments during code blue for random searches and investigations.
All access during code red for obvious reasons.
It would give more incentive to raise code level, so Sec can bumrush cult/ling lairs that aren't in maint.
Serb is kill. meme supreme.
What the blueberry fuck is even going on?
>>137259651
Whoever added that motherfucking button by a person's name that just opens the nearest door to them is a god.
>>137313863
There is no tact to this april fool's joke. Look at what Goon did last year.
This is just taking a big fat dump on the server. I tried to play about two hours ago and nearly the whole fucking station was braindead.
>>137314051
>blueberry
what does this have to do with shaft miner waifus
>>137314051
Go to bed dana.
>>137313806Potentially.
I thought the update was kinda funny when I first saw it, and I killed myself fast enough for the joke to not get old.
Anybody who's getting legitimately pissy over this is probably just autistic
>>137314180
>>137314193
Is there any way to keep the shard from delaminating besides taking it off the station? What if I just open a room to space, destroy some floor tiles with an RPD, would that be enough to keep it from overheating?
>>137314380
Seconded
>>137314382
Dana please you adorable plump blueberry, go to bed.
>>137314382
tsun tsun tsun
we all know it's true
you want someone's dick
and you're a giant tsuntsun about it too
'o-oh, are you okay fellow shaft miner? i-i mean, i just wanted to make sure you were safe from that goliath, n-not like i like you or anything!'
Vote Result: Please jesus can you just fucking kill me put a gun to my head and just do it with 18 votes
BEES BEES BEES ? ? ? had 1 vote
BEES BEES BEES BEES had 3 votes
>>137313806
you have to be robust
literally all female officers are not robust
>>137309853
I am best shuttle driver
>>137268882
He was bullshitting. Xenoarch is extremely hard to be good at.
There's only one person on the server that is good at it.
>>137314461
Cool it using your sheer autism
>>137314534
stop bullying my waifu
Is it dead?!
>>137314562I will learn for you, anon
I think that about sums up the round
>>137314610
i'm not gonna stop bullying her until she admits she likes someone
i sure hope server stays dead
then we can be free
>join during radiation storm
>Comms out so I can't figure out shit
>Colors wonky, so think nothing of the flashing lights
>fucking radiation storm
>End up dying in front of the space pod garage, convulsing and barfing
>Downloading resources
>>137314740
I'll be watching you.
>>137314761
A single image can't tell anything
Are all static namers bad?
Or is it just the vocal minority being shitter attention whores with the silent majority hating waifufaggotry and husbandofaggotry?
>>137314761
THANKS GINGER
>>137314761
>MEMES S3 WEW
>top of the changelog is eclairs
>>137314908
>Quartermaster_in_a_nutshell.jpg
>>137314898
You know, I think those still work until you touch them
>>137314646
>>137314382
http://pastebin.com/RaepT5hV Don't worry dana, we have a third book for the series about your college years with shiggy.
>>137314898
The poor MoMMI, it spent twn minutes trying to work that shit out before it went and sat on a chair reconsidering his life.
>Missed all the april fools memes because it was my moms birthday and i spent the day with her
>>137314604
I never stated that it was easy to pick up or was fun to do, I just gave a summary of what you will be doing. Of couse ilthere is the other shit as a part of it, but things like locating and moving the artifact are based on you finding a starting point. Its not mining 2.0, its hope-for-something-good the job.
>>137315434
>Mom: just a prank son
>4chan is fucking unusable from everyone trying to be anthony burch
>spessmen is fucking unplayable from skeletons, memes, skelememes, and admins taking a shit on the server's gaping maw
>the rest of the world didn't even find out it was april fool's
I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so fucked up so I could sleep this off.
>>137315506
>Arch doesn't seem too hard.
Just find a supermatter crystal as a miner and kill the server.
>hey just find a large artifact that has a 1/64 chance of dropping no problem bro
>>137315739
Calm down Jamie it's just a day.
>>137315864
That somehow doesn't reassure me at all, Cynthia
>>137315739
Quit your bitching, Jamie. This is why nobody likes you
>>137315869
you love shiggy don't you
or maybe spergay? you sure do observe him a lot, wonder why
maybe you wanna bang don?
who do you loooooooove, dana
>>137316082
You can't make me, Kendra
>>137315434
>Birthday on April the 1st
Christ
huh, still getting this odd bug. Every time I try to log in it says im banned for 4 days? Does pomf know about this bug? should I make a bug report or something?
>>137315746
You even read the first line in my post. Not easy, not fun.
can an admin post my admin notes?
i'm curious how i'm viewed by you.
ckey Tokanova
>>137315739
>He doesn't know about cornhub or snoopvision
>>137317904
Ahelp it ingame for a much higher chance of success.
>>137317904
brought superheated cans of plasma on the shuttle and left them around. unsurprisingly, an antag took advantage. by Probe1 (Armin) on Sat, September 26th of 2015
another Doctor was being a shit (by that own doctor's admission), stunning the detective and spraying water all over medbay. Tokanova chloralled the other doctor and spaced his brain due to the frustration. Spacing the brain is a step too far, so I told them to cool it a bit in the future. by ArthurDentist (Admin with no Towel) on Wed, October 14th of 2015
>>137319062The reason for the first thing was an IC reason. I wanted to bring the Plasma home, to impress Centcom.The second one was, well, on account of him kind of being a shit to everyone, getting in everyones way, and generally being a piece of shit. I still regret doing it though. I should of just gave him cryptobiolin and kicked him out without his ID.
>>137319836
>should of
these are the people who ``rp''
>>137320017I'm from the south
>>137320116
I am too and I don't say should of like some kind of baboon
>>137320292
Well oo oo aa aa to you too buddy.
>>137314604
There's more than one person that knows how to do it.
It's just unfortunate that all the people that want to learn:
1. Get the hang of it, and stop playing altogether immediately afterwards.
2. Become Admin with no time to play anymore, and just spawn things or go braindead on the outpost to do Admin duties and tardwrangle.
3. Are toeing the line shitters seeing it as the final frontier of their autism mastery, just like >>137268882. They are just looking for non antag griff material from the asteroid besides Happiest Masks. Those guys get permabanned for something unrelated immediately after learning.
Been burned by people way too many times by those in category #3 to count. Made me real shy in trusting anyone anymore.
And all that's all from people, not your everyday lings just looking for an easy genome.
Whats going on with the test server? It's auto restarting every twenty minutes, can't get shit done, I'm guessing there's an error with random event checks?
>You will never ever ever ever ever be anthony burch
>>137321438
>knows how
>good at it
>mass04 (MANUAL BAN) Metagamed with RussianArmsDealer. They were both traitors and they cooperated/murderboned. You can appeal to this ban in a month.
Is it fine to tag up with another antag if you both figure you're antags IRP?
Why the absolute fuck are forced skeletons still in now that we have the twitch chat.
Why. Just fucking why
This is not even an april fool's joke it's just extremely annoying for everyone involved
>>137321886
>be traitor
>guy is about to activate the C4 and put it on me
>yell out the secret code
>they stop
>they check
>they apologize, we decide to stick together and kill everyone as a team
>despite all of this, get permabanned
>>137322040
AYO AYY YOLANDA WITH THE NINE MONTHS
LET'S GET SOME WAFFLES IN THE CHAT FELLAS
>round after the meme round
>my first real round ever
>Run into fire
>Proceed to bruise my chest with a fire extinguisher trying to put it out
Pretty fun game.
>>137321829
they can't get good if they can't manage to stay around long enough to get good
I fucking hate april fools holy shit. The jokes overstay their welcome in thirty fucking minutes. Why the fuck does every website feel the need to do this shit. All god damn day I have to stare at this obnoxious white bullshit.
Goodnight, spessmen. Though I've only recently returned after a year long hiatus, I hope I'll one day become a good waifu!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/9202 It's up to you now, meme coders!
>>137321438
>quiet, shy, and afraid of making friends for fear of losing them
>shrinking violet/dandere
C U T E !
>>>/v/332860092
>Kurt jacobs
>>137321698
The test server restarts abruptly whenever there's an update.
only 20 more minutes for this bullshit to be over
>>137323694
Could have just used a Poring from RO.
>>137324292
it's just a prank bro XD
LONG
THICK
JUICY
CREAM FILED
FUCKING HUGE
LONG JOHNS
>>137323365
gross
its fun to be hos
>>137325026
That's lewd, Maria.
>>137325235
did you see the thing?
It was literally big enough to use as a body pillow.
>>137323694
Nice, might code it in.
>>137325178
Too bad you sucked, but no worry, I have yet to see a good HoS.
>>137323694
no, fuck off
>>137325308
Jesus christ Jodi
It's not april fools anymore, please remove skeletons
>>137325026
>>137325809
Skeletons reign supreme
>>137325809
slut
>>137325957
Suck my dick William
>>137325502
>enabled fun for the last meme round of April fools
>tried to set up laser tag thunderdome for the crew
>let the crew shit around and have their fun before we go back to rules
>surprisingly low casualties, except for suicides
>killed a vampire and alium queen
Can't expect a nazi on a !fun! Round!
[01:25:15]SAY: Sergei Chernenko/FreakinABonk (@252,253,1) As Gutter : :3 Enjoy your liver damage, shithead.
It never ends
>>137326016
DUDE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS
DORMS THAT KILL
WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>137326104
wat
I don't see whats wrong here other than you searching through logs for a giant fag's name
>>137326567
I was searching for something else and randomly saw that, the :3 killed me until I realized what it was
>>137326104
>spergay speaks gutter
traysh tier
http://pastebin.com/N10Yh0AK
the fuck did i miss last round
Are the skeletons over yet?
>>137323694
It would be cool if it had a cat coloring, kinda like the cat slimes in Slime Rancher.
Was the Sims stuff from last year in the Goonecode?
>>137326686
we were all in awe of shiggy's prowess is all
I'm surprised that i did that well in laser tag.
Rip wizard captian, I taught you telescience kinda and was deemed you alchemist. Too bad after you left me, you got killed, I didnt even shay a thing or call the AI on you.
>>137272534
AYYY I KNOW MU SHIT AND I'M A GOOD LAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Zero engineers
>Okay, I'm rusty but I'll try anyway
>Accidentally melted the injector because I forgot to bolt down the core
>Wiring singulo when Wizard pops in
>He closes doors on me and punches me to death because I have a cable coil in one hand and wirecutters in the other
That round fucking sucked.
>>137328379
Actually it was yred that locked you into the windows, I was kind of wondering what the fuck he was doing. I was just going to bust the engines to be a nigger but thought you were trying to escape me by doing the door thing.
Rolling for random name
>>137328559
i think you should kill yourself gilbert
>>137328559
ha ha ur a ho
>>137328476
So why didn't he let me out?
>>137328685
I was hoping that the blast doors would block eye lasers and the calvary would arrive before you got bopped.
>>137328685
You weren't trapped you could of just moved a space up
>>137328803
>could of
>>137328803
>could of
>>137328803
>could of
I thought better of you, Johnny
>>137328803
>could of
>>137328803
No, I was trapped. I tried that. You think I didn't try moving up when the doors shut on me?
>>137329062
But you can though you're just bad
>>137328771
You know I can still punch him right?
>>137328803
You could of stopped this
>>137329170
No, I really couldn't. Something was blocking me.
I mashed up and up and up and then you just walked over and beat my face in. I was trapped. I don't know why.
>>137329336
>could of
>>137329170
Actually on those self-closing doors, you can't. They act as a one-way wall. It was changed to be like that.
>>137329198
30 burn per eyebeam and AT LEAST twice as fast as melee.
>>137329336
>>137329054
>>137328971
>>137328969
>>137328948
Should of, could of, would of. What's past is in the passed, guys.
>>137328771
Okay, answer me this then
Why didn't you tell medbay to have someone come get me for cloning? I laid there the rest of the round.
>>137329764
Except he's wrong, you can't walk through those doors. He was legit trapped.
>>137329776
AI got killed
>>137329776
I was a bit distracted opening airlocks for the slow-ass sec, relaying wizzyman's position over sec channel, et cetera. And soon enough the wizwangle lased me to death, go figure.
KILL
ALL
GAYS
@Kelvin Perry
Ayy lmao bro
@Aurora Freeman
Haha! I'm glad you enjoy this picture as well friend!
@Kelvin Perry
I really, really, really like this image.
>>137330201
>>137330458
you two are pretty cool.
also rolling for staticname
>>137328803
auto-closing doors trap you. try it sometime.
>>137330172
dont you dare motherfucker
Is it still forced skeletons?
I don't think I will ever get tired of slipping people and farting in their face
Am I autistic
>>137331331
you are in the general
so yes ronnie
No. you're a true spess man
@Ronald Eaton
Hey guys, I am STILL getting this bug. Can anyone help?
Can we stop now
@Mona Ayala
Looks normal to me
Never forget honk hogan, the limbless clown
free kingston
i completely fugged up spacemen, there was supposed to be more to the skeletons but i got sidetracked and completely forgot about it, should be normal next round just send your hatred to pomf
>>137314041
You want general access for patrols. Just check on people in engineering or science, because often they get ignored.
>>137333610
its been fine Kari don't stress.
>>137333610
I'd honestly rather we dont, inability to get less hungry on top of the whole slowness to begin with has gotten really boring.
>>137319836
>kind of being a shit to everyone and generally being a piece of shitWas it Justin Credible?
>>137334225
He might of just been. I'd have to check ancient logs though.
Previously, at NT High...
New Arrival Sawbones skipped class introductions on his first day and raped everyone before even arriving at home room. Drungi didn't like being raped, and murdered him over it.
Slime grill keeps fucking and raping everyone, I mean E V E R Y O N E. Yahir hates himself more by the day for wanting that slime pussy THAT badly, and is getting ultracucked for it. Pretty sure Yahir wants everyone to die, especially himself.
Captain Blackburn and Hime are a couple, and the only legit relationship formed naturally that didn't start with sex. Love really can bloom at the library studying with your teacher. They try their hardest to keep their love modest, out of public eyes, and keep it professional, while berating everyone for expressing any form of love in public. Blackburn got Hime promoted to Command to have some private time after lessons. Cute!
Eli and Dana are lovers, and because Slime grill raped Dana, Eli wants to be TOGETHER FOREVER with his love. Even if it escalates into a double homicide with a suicide for the cherry on top.
Shigalus Harkeman, the ultimate being, a being of pure Husbando energy, has done absolutely fucking nothing. Analysts believe he is simply saving his energy and biding his time, waiting for his right moment to strike in a fury of uncontrollable love after all the crazies murder each other. Pick up the pure who have no other choice than him, and give them the time of their life, whether they want to or not.
Time to continue the story.
>>137334479
>might of
>>137334990
kek
SKELL ROUND EVERY ROUND
Should we start banning people who unashamedly use 'could/would/might/should of'? It's breaking my immersion.
Chef, I will never leave you, keeping you close is what friends do, no matter the problem. Bad borgs who dont follow their laws, fire, slips, and spacing yourself, I always will save you.
>>137335261
How the hell does it break your immersion? People say it in real life all the time.
>>137335261
fuck off yankee
>>137334947
have any of the IC relationships bloomed, like Rin x Bob, Nevill x Yahir, Eli x Hyun, and Julia x Shigalus?
>>137335309
>People say it in real life all the time.
>>137335481
Forgot about Rin x Bob.
That happened, too.
>>137335481
they forced rin x bob
>>137335481
>julia x shigalus
>not julia x spergay
THEY'RE ATTACHED AT THE FUCKING HIP
i feel like the admins on this server are really inconsistent with their rule enforcement half the time
>so you plasma flooded the station as escalation of the clown slipping you? seems legit
>OI M8 U JUST SAID "kk" you cant use text speak in character chat i am afraid im going to have to ban you from this server
>>137335574
iunno where you live buddy but that shits normal here.
>>137336059
90 percent of it is attitude. If I think someone fucked up and are generally repentant about it I won't ban them.
Go watch Judge Dredd the campy as fuck Dredd movie. Law is suppose to be applied on a case by case basis not consistently.
>>137336207
>Go watch Judge Dredd the campy as fuck Dredd movie. Law is suppose to be applied on a case by case basis not consistently.
Not that I don't agree with you, but how does the movie convey that? Dredd sentenced that one guy to prison for hacking the food robot to hide in it.
>>137334479
I quit medbay for a month to avoid working with that prick. Spacing the brain was valid escalation imo.
>>137337636
Glad to know I wasn't the only guy that hated em. If I recall, several other people were relieved when he didn't return from the surgery room.
>>137337802
Shiggy unbanned him a few months ago and I was relieved when he got himself banned again within the week.
>>137337889
I was the one to originally ban him too.
>>137337889
Wasnt his appeal that he was misunderstood and only acted out to feel wanted? And then immediately went turbo nigger after coming back.
>healing critted NPC mobs
Xenobio a shit.
Robotics/R&D master race.
MEANWHILE
ON HIPPO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-AZYEOLoOI
>>137337889
It was within the DAY, at that. And then when that was done I added a note explaining what a fucking piece of toxic garbage he was and this server is better off with staying banned and not to unban.
only autists play this game
Is the meme gimmick over?
>>137343695
You know the answer.
>>137334947
Update.
Eli tried to kill Slime Grill with a "beneficial" virus, but she is one lucky cuck and survived and he got brigged.
Debate over the cryomix made Yahir go nuclear and chloral disposals Ginger and sent her back to the ethereal plane.
Greyshit railed Rail and tided around Vulgaris too hard, so Vulgaris harmbatoned him to death.
Dana and Slime Grill had a slut off, and Slime Grill lost. She wasn't lucky this time, and got what was coming to her.
Next time:
Nevill got on Bob's bad side, and so he might be going soon.
Blackburn and Hime are just as passionate as ever.
Sergay is sex partners with all of the remaining guys. Totes slut, yeah? Hopefully none of them snap on him.
Shigalus still sitting idly by as all the competition offs themselves so he can have ALL OF THE WAIFUS.
There is a time and place for culling. The time is now. The place is here.
>>137343986
What in the everloving fuck buddy
>>137343986
The next step in waifu cancer
>>137344297
Everyone was edited to have the evil trait a month in. So now they all have no qualms about murder/rape for maximum yandere.
Basically it went from extended to EVERYONE'S AUTOTRAITORED.
IT'S ALL TUMBLING DOWN.
CAPTAIN'S TOO BUSY BEING CUDDLY WITH THE LIBRARIAN TO CALL THE SHUTTLE.
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEM ALL.
>>137272534
>Howard Viper
Is this an oldfag thing or is he actually alive?
>>137346051
he came back
like they all do
>>137345295
I'm interested in Blackburn x Home, keep me posted.
>>137346315
>>137346051
We're all truly here forever
>>137346668
here is some hot memes crafted just for you, blackburn x hime seeker
>>137346668
I have to play as Blackburn to get the rest of the class to murder each other. They won't murder each other if I'm not playing as the teacher, for some reason.
The only potential threat to their love is Hugh, who was given all traits, so he has Class Prez. Class Prez is a troublesome trait.
Because of that trait, if he wanted, Hugh could get Blackburn fired and the game ends if he walks in on Blackburn lewding it up with Hime.
And Hugh is being getting rather close to Blackburn, and growing a liking to him, so they have to be even more secretive and subtle about their love for one another. Also, Blackburn has to CONSTANTLY tell the clown to go away.
For the most part, a hug and a kiss before school and a date every Sunday and is as far as I can go without dat fukken clown showing up to ruin everything.
Will this shit ever end?
>botanist
>making a bunch of no-fruit pies
>get hungry, decide to eat some of the pies
>one of the pies looked like it transformed into spaghetti
>it was actually MoMMI spaghetti
>gib before I can get the cure
I kind of feel like MoMMI spaghetti should have a very obviously different sprite, like the roburger does.
ckeys you enjoy seeing
>JeanVoerman
That round went on for far too long.
>>137349009
BETA is CUTE! I want to pat BETA!
Do not trust the Clown.
>>137349009
Beta is my waifu
>>137349009
>MrPain666
;_;
>>137349009Angelite Entyshak
>>137349009
Denkouz
>>137349009
Oliver Klohsoff
Senaat1
Angelite Entyshak
Railfist
Aceedex
>>137349009
Me;_;
>>137343986
>shigalus still doing nothing
You most likely gave him either highest or high virtue, which means in the absolute circlejerk that class is, he won't fuck anyone who is either already in a relationship, has a lover, or in highest virtues case, is not a virgin. Highest virtue are adamant "no sex before marriage" people
Also overlook his traits and make sure you didn't leave on shit like calm that puts him on add medication, reference the pastbin I made for memealus
>Witches
>>137349189
>pain died perma banning sawbones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKXFJIB3YQM
>>137350603
>who was then unbanned within a couple of days
Pain died for nothing.
>>137350748
He got hanako kill.
Wait, what happened to Pain?
>>137350774
everyone forgets the other casualty ._.
>>137349818
I'm actually like that out of character, so that's pretty funny.
t. Shiggy
>>137351076
Don't lie, Shiggy. You're a giant fucking slut.
>>137350970
There was a big metacomms mess that ended in like 13 people temporarily permabanned so they could explain themselves on the forums. Sawbones was the main guy, DenkouZ, or Hanako, was the "informant" who claimed to have an .mp4 of them metacommunicating.
it turned out to be false. They all ended up unbanned and DenkouZ got a permaban for ban baiting.
Pain resigned on his own terms because he was fucking sick and tired of this shit.
>>137350774
I seriously hope you're not trying to say that having sawbones is preferable to having hanako
>>137351168
Just ask Morena.
>>137351076
>no guys i'm not really like this it's just rp bro
How is autism spaghetti made?
>>137351267
>ask morena
>implying I'd ever bother adding your slut to steam/byond
Ahahahah fuck no.
>>137351358
Pasta, plasma bar, pipe, if I remember correctly.
>>137351358
Put a sheet of solid plasma, a pipe, and 5u flour in a microwave.
>>137349009pomf123
I, Lord Voldemort, did my best that round.
>Behead harry potter
>Rounds still going on, what the fuck
>Casually stroll along station with his head out of boredom and confusion while trying to find if anyone else got clowned
>"Crew of this Station, I come for the Boy."
I hate you fucks for killing him, I was going to be a death eater. Why were you all at medbay anyway?
>>137351212
Damn that sounds like a cop drama episode, but more autistic.
Poor Pain, I guess.
>>137349009
Senaat1
DeadPoolJ
SJ_benster
ShiggyPiggy
Luminia;_;
Dorkson0
>>137351421
>Put plasma in a microwave
Why do I get the feeling I'm being tricked
>>137349009
Rainicorn, I can't remember how to spell it.I miss Bee ;_;
>>137352010
>shiggypiggy
Fuck off Shiggy
>>137351978
>Potentially interesting/fun adminbus
>Those chosen for roles of importance are unrobust goobers
Every time, like pottery.
>>137352025
No tricks.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8581
>>137352108
Well I met him when he was barely starting with his waifu obsession, back then he was pretty cool and I guess it stuck.
Also I like Gontran.
>>137352110
Every time, like Potter-y
>>137351076So am I
T. Eldzen
>tfw formally warned by an administrator
>>137349009
Sj_benster
>>137352526
>Spending all round just shooting at people and just letting me die for no reason.
Expect a ban request eventually, solarious.
>>137353424
Please do, I'd be happy to explain myself
>>137349009
Angelite191
CatandWet
Dorkson0
Ferbabdass
Kolith
MsDD
Rainicorn
Senaat1
Sj_benster
Unid
Xenonia
>>137352010
hello Ferb
>>137353752
HelloLuminia.
>>137353752
That wasn't me.
jjenjr
oddly gontran. Don't even remember who he plays, the ckey itself pleases me.
>>137354185
Gontran is a quebecois girl, plays Eli Wood/Ginette
can you craft paper cups? If not, where do you find them?
>>137355306
Water coolers, like you can find in the virology break room, have an infinite supply of them.
>>137355569
the one in the fitness room is much more accessible>no one ever comes by the watering hole to talk about that pigskin
>>137355569
Fun fact, water coolers can 100% negate any chemical if you just keep drinking water. You can use one whole watercooler to fill up your character's inner charaacter storage. This'll slowly drain, so you have to keep drinking.
>>137356224
You can just load up with 1000u antitoxin.
>tfw no qt vox gf to teach human words to
>>137355885
Thats not on box right?
>>137357015
>tfw no human crossdressing boyfu
>>137357015
>tfw no qt human bf to teach vox words to
>>137356224
Well I know what i'm coding.
Water poisoning soon.
>>137357015
>tfw no qt vox to play board games with.
Do people just not like chess anymore?
>Get mission to steal blueprints
>Try to be as subtle as possible
>Make mix and nigger off into engineering to steal blueprints
>Get there and emag in
>Someone melted into CE's office, locker is gone
>Fug
>Go in and follow the hole, leads me to near cargo. Locker is busted open and blueprints are gone
>Nigger off and kill the genetecist because he made 4.5 pills and its fun to turn people into monkeys
>Try to message everyone who is a suspected syndie
>Give up and just ask the other grey doctor for help under ayyy code
>"Oh yeah man i'm a syndie too, that's my mission as well." We take a photo of the blueprint each for syndicate
>Use the stolen comms console to let syndicate know, they're pleased about it all.
>Get happy about it, go for my kind of antag shit and get bastiaan to work with me to steal research and a singularity beacon to help fund the syndicates future projects
>Go hard with the roleplay when we find out sci only had good bio research and talk about how we can both save more lives now
>Everything is secured, bastiaan says we should napalm the hallway to call the shuttle with reason to not cause questioning
>I warn rachel since she seemed nice that round, napalm fails and bums out bastian
>Tries another grenade and fails
>Gives up and just causes hullbreach to do it
>After hull breach and rachel secured, we tell mommis to bring down centcomms efforts of this station
>Wait a bit at escape after they responded to it
>Enjoy the fact we trapped out a lot of people with metal foam, mission is almost done
>curiously ahelp dragonbro "They're doing the singularity arent they"
>"Yep"
>Shrug it off, we should be safe until then
>Notice shard is starting to go off, shrug it off a little less. crew starts to wonder what is going on but nobody is mad at me yet
>Count down time to see if I will be able to emag the console before delamination
>See shit should be fine, breath a sigh of relief
>Suddenly, purple.
>They fucking did it
>>137352526
>BWOINK the admins
>mfw they counter BWOINK and give me a warning
>>137358465
Why? It's something that requires an insane amount of work to even do anything because reagents decay pretty quickly, so you have to keep chugging a huge amount of water.
>>137358759
[Applies diamond drill to face]
>>137358759
To be fair, the MoMMIs did literally everything they could in that time to bring down CentComms efforts. Singulo, delamination, flooding.
>>137358759
>Be Grey doctor
>Get mission to steal blueprints
>Ask for maint access
>Grab some greyshit gear and dress up
>C4 my way through the wall and detonate the locker
>Hide the blueprints in maint
>Want to go thermite my way into the HoP's place
>Go to engineering for a welder
>Meet other Grey doctor
>He wishes the blueprints were there
>Secret grey syndicate pact, go!
>Ready 4 grenades for maximum syndicunting
>Set up everything, set off 100 napalm EX grenade through remote signaler
>no effect
>Try to blow up medbay with a small nitroglycerin grenade
>no effect
>Try to flash officer with EX flashbang grenade
>no effect
Well, that sucked. apart from that, grey syndico-ops was fun.
>>137359038
mostly to see if i can make it. it'd have to account for every other 'safe' chemical, too.
i probably wouldn't even merge
>>137358759
>Plasma flooded escape, where we put ourselves safely
>"Hey master, we delaminated the shard and released singulo."
>Start panicking, half the people here dont have hardsuits, this is not going according to kotaku
>Suddenly in chat I see it
>The angry words of Howard yelling my surname
>See him charging at me in a ripley, calmly cutting through the metal foam as if it were cotton candy and the drill were a fat childs mouth
>seconds left until shuttle by the time he gets to me, panic and run up to emag console, i'm not letting this shit get taken away from me
>Howard is yelling and another guy is in front of him, exit out of cockpit is blocked and shuttle is about to launch
>Run to chair to buckle in
>Panic and dont get to buckle in in time
>Howard ripley drills my face off in mere seconds
>Bastiaan tries saving me to defib me for that sweet greentext
>Get pulled out
>Diamond drill to the face again, explode into pieces
>See all of my efforts in attempting to be as pro syndicate and anti centcomm without going full murderbone explode with my body.
I just wanted to help the syndicate achieve bright new goals while destroying the centcomm station. and fucking up a genetecist.
>>137359278
Let's fucking not add overdose limits to everything.
>>137359383
Eh. Could it cause problems?
>>137358759
Thanks again for the save, babes.
>>137359371
>>137358759
>ask a MoMMI to fuck up the station
>expect it not to blow up every engine and fuck up all the atmos
You really did ask for this. The second you said that command I started spectating those MoMMIs and they did exactly what you'd expect a MoMMI told to destroy the station would do.
>>137349818
He's got lowest virtue and high sociability, with schemer personality.
He's just the latest newcomer and no relationships can grow fast enough and everyone else is murdering or aggressively protecting each other.
Right now he's just a simple ladies man who is sociable and tries to get people to do group activities, but his love interest turns on a dime every other day because they keep dying.
He might be the only survivor eventually (aside Blackburn and Hime) because he is a late arrival.
I think I saw this feature on Hippie but I'm not sure
Where if you had something typed out in the dialogue box to be said through voice or radio, and if yu were hit by some bashing force. It would automatically say that dialogue into the game with an "-Uggh!" attached to the end of it.
I.E "Halp wizard main-URGH!"
Anyone seen that here?
UNBAN ME
>>137360896
nah
>>137360872
I THINK we have that.
I'm not 100% certain.
>>137360961
FUCK YOU
>>137360872
we have something like that but its primarily when you get baton'd
>>137360872
Play Clown and find out.
>>137360872
I remember when it was first introduced to goon roughly 2-4 years ago.
It made changeling rounds impossible for the antags because if you were being strangled you could still scream and give details as long as you used the hotkey to open the chatbox.
It was removed pretty fast, but it was still hilarious.
I haven't seen it here yet.
>>137361448
>talking using the chatbox
Gross
>>137359970
Non antag murder bans when
>>137362095
Hey buddy, hey. You there, pal? Seems like you took a pretty nasty blow to the head. Look at me, how many fingers am I holding up? What, three? No, friendo, that's one too many. Just like your one-too-many chromosomes, you drooling diaper-ridden baby.
I don't want to see you EVER replying to my posts again, you hear me? NEVER.
>>137362370
Mate, slow down on the arr pees, I'm gettinge the cringes from all the way over here.
>>137362615
Stop using commas.
>>137362686
You got a problem with commas, pal?
>>137362686
But, sempai, the little squiggly symbols remind me of motherland, I wouldn't want to forget her, would I?
______ is unbridled autism
>>137362824
yes very much thank you. just fuck off and leave me alone you big brown turd.
Dickhead.
>>137362914
You
>>137362914 is unbridled autism
>cargo tech
>setup AME on cargo so we don't have to deal with energy shenanigans
>going to setup a medbay on cargo so we don't have to deal with medbay shenanigans
>it's loose
>almost die
>pray to god
>god cannot answer
>get saved by a cool sec
>get back from crit on medbay cryo
>walk to the escape pods and survive the end
eh, fun round
>>137362914
Sawbones
>>137363075
Would you like to talk about it? We could make one of them discord channels and complain about girls to each other, I'm up for figuring out this newfangled technology, if it makes you happy
h0l3m4k3r sounds like a huge raging faggot and should be banned longer
>>137362914
Yahir/Nevill
>>137363452
Hi, h0l3m4k3r, nice attempt at reverse eye-cology, but your not gonna fool me, buddy. You're bann is getting reduced for that, faggot.
>>137363452
I'm the one he spaced and I think he got banned for too long.
Also literally who is that.
>>137363560
h0l3m4k3r plz
>>137363452
>raging.
Sure, do so.
I guess a week will do.
Hope it gonna help you inner peace or whatev
well, it caused a lil bit too much of a drama.
Dang, now you even blame each other on being HM.
>>137361448
I think it should be in
Not applied to suffocation damage though.
Say like "A SUDDEN RUSH OF AIR KNOCKS YOU OVER" scenarios
>tfw you get a terrible sinking feeling of doom in your gut whenever you get emails
Cab mechanics print galoshes?
>Every time I get tator I roll a bundle
>This time I get two bombcap bombs, a spacesuit and a power sink
>So I use the bombs
>People whine in ooc after round ends despite the round lasting like 25 minutes at most
You can't win with these people, I gave them a quick round rather than a long boring one.
>>137366592
>Objective: steal a hypospray
>bomb at roundstart :^))))))))))))))
>>137366123
If it doesn't have a tech level assigned, it can't be reproduced by mechanics
>>137366592
>lowpop
>bomb everyone
>HAHA GUYS I'M SO GOOD
>THIS WAS SO EASY
>>137366669
>caring about objectives
gross
>>137366592
People want a traitor that doesn't just make the round extended, but also doesn't bomb in the first ten minutes. They want a traitor that has a nice gimmick but not something too complex or they will be annoyed by the "autistic" traitor.
In short, people don't know what the hell they want and you shouldn't care because you have green light to bully the shit out of them.
>>137347439
This is great.
t. Niggly
>>137366669
>Objective: Jetpack
>take one from vox outpost and sit out extended
>>137366592
People were telling you to shut up for gloating over it.
Doing it is whatever. Boring, but not a big deal. Acting like you're hot shit for, it, however, is fucking retarded. Especially considering you were called out as antag but there was literally no security and nobody cared to get killed trying to take you on.
>the background celt and niggly in >>137365868
is hugging and kissing exactly the same as >>137347439
Videogames imitates art imitates life.
>>137366669
>>137366669
>>137366806
I completed my objective and used every aspect of my syndicate bundle. I gave the crew a new experience by throwing them in a hard situation only minutes into the round and gave them a quick round so they've got a better chance at antag next time.
>>137366939
I was being sarcastic, doesn't work well in text format
I wasn't called out as antag though
Is the serb down?
new thread when?
>>137367220
>I wasn't called out as antag though
You did though. Over the radio no less.
>>137367646
New thread will be the official Celt x Niggly edition
>>137305526
Not an issue anymore, at least for me
>>137367220
>mfw I get the screwed bundle
>>137367706
One person saying they saw me in a red suit isn't exactly the same as being outed as an antag
>>137363609
It's not just that you were spaced, it's his reasoning and mindset:
> [Angel Campbell says, "Just to be sure."] --- [H0l3M4k3r/(Angel Campbell): Engineer. In a hardsuit. And early singulooth] --- [H0l3M4k3r/(Angel Campbell): Cant trust engineers when its early singuloth. I should have killed him to be safe? Or wait for him to kill me?] --- Should be worth noting that said victim didn't have anything to do with the singularity at all. This. THIS is why valid culture is a poison on this server
Mens Rea
>>137367980
>lowpop with no security and only rail in the medbay
>just buy the revolver and extra ammo>it's doubleagents and I get ebowed ten minutes later
>Just realized that Old Blind Blackburn really IS blind, and thinks Hime is actually a girl because he looks and feels like one, so the relationship to him is 100% hetero
>Hime is too nice to correct him, enjoys the nice comments about his figure, and loves him either way
new thread
>>137369176
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