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"I've been waiting 2 threads to post my drawing" edition

LAST TIME ON /ss13g/:
>AA2 funny things!
>April fools!
>I was too lazy to remove the embedded links!
>Wizards are cool!
>I'm a stinky poop baby who does really dumb things!

>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed) [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg (embed)
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>>137258527
Thanks, Randolph.
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>>137258647
Don't thank me, thank my wizard drawing.
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>>137258647
It's all yours, my friend. :)
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people who play ai are the worst kind of people
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Fourth for wanting to fuck Ksenia.
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>>137258781
xd my friend
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>>137258781
Fuck off Spergay.
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>>137258781
Girls can't fuck other girls, Cindy. That would be immoral.
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>>>137258909
I'm not Spergay, Geoffrey.
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>>137258775
I once had to play AI because I was new and mistook enabling pAI and enabled Posibrain instead, and was shoved in an AI core instead of being a space traveler's buddy.

I kept finding reasons to keep calling the shuttle because I cracked under the pressure.
My only reason for being built was to call the shuttle and some asshole kept recalling off camera.

Silicons: Never again.
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>>137259242
Stress, never want to be AI, requires too much work and constant ";AI door"
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>no 1st of April /vg/station memes
Pomf more like boring
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Oh god what is happening to this thread.
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>>137259757
about the same kind of stuff that's happening to other threads, Dianne
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>>137259703
>every round is extended/nukeops even during lowpop, so they can stealth
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>>137259846
Screw you Marina your borg models suck.
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>>137259910
shake shake
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>you will never fuck Dianne
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>>137259910
Lottie Borg models when?
Don't even know if there is even a LottieBorg in existence, but it has to happen.
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This sheekyforums stylesheet sucks, posts still have actual numbers.
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>>137260038
>Bootyborgs are Lottieborgs
>Because that's a whole lotta ass
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>>137258527
>[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Embed]
FUCK YOU RANDOLPH
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>you never will have as cool of a name as any of these randomly generated names
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>tfw you do something incredibly fucking retarded and immediately realize and regret it
I'm too fucking rusty at this shit.
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>>137260668
stop
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Memes
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I wonder what Kiwibitch is up to today.

I need my daily supply of butthurt cat ladies screaming HUSBANDOS AND WAIFUS ARE PATHETIC while turning around and talking about Nekotoxin and posting cropped lewd kitty slimes in the thread.
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So rail got a bannu?
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oh boy it's april 1st I can't wait until all of these jokes and pranks get over with.
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>>137261506
You made me check for it you fucker
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Percy Hall's the name, wallowing in self doubt is the game.
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>>137262502
Wait, no, Jenifer Bright.
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>>137261308
Got you covered, just have to make more and faster for the bar to be filled with nyans.
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>>137262137
>not having the ban list as your homepage
They're great for a morale boost to start your day.

>mfw reading up on the new bans before going to spess
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>>137262608
Wait, no, Alexandra Donovan.
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>>137261308
Also the crop as usual with the sauce. >>>/d/6729079
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>>137262630
Why does Xenobio get all the cool new toys in science?
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>>137262630
Oh dear, it seems that the random name generation was close to my static name. The initials match.
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>>137263128
REdun?
Richard Seeker, greytide and part-time borer?
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I want to hang whoever came up with the sound system.
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>>137263072
Reason being that xenobio just didnt provide enough before to science. So now you can get the ore without miners, helpful if miners are not doing their job or are slow. The new potions added dont have much effect out of xenobio, the oil and blood one can be used to stop a slime outbreak instantly though.
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>>137263410
Why? What's wrong with it?
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>>137263385
Nah, Ricky Stick is my static name, I just dont do anything to make myself a known person.
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>>137263410
>Bob Robertson
>Robert Robertson
What a fucking meme name.
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>>137263448
Do you honestly think it is enough of a change to make Xenobio great again?
Xenobio is the worst science with the least payoff due to RNG.
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rolling for new saticname
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todays gonna be a mess I already know it
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>>137264035
Man I should redo that fucking pic.
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>>137263692
They're English.

Do you think the English are the most creative bunch out there?

When half your people are named John Smith, your people are truly retarded.
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>>137264147
I think its the better of the two, you did alright
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Man what a shity April's Fools.
But I guess it beats nothing at all.
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Whatever happened to the ramen fetish guy?
He seemed like a nice guy.
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>>137263839
You spelled arch as bio it seems. But even still, bio lacks a real influence on the station is all that is wrong with it, same can be said with arch. Im not saying the changes mentioned are making it a worth while science, but easy nanobots is nice along with the medicine you can make from black slimes. Or you can just load a syringe gun with slime toxins for max griff.
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>>137258527
NTH for STOP USING PROBES OP YOU FUCKING COON, IT'S BEEN OUTDATED FOR MONTHS AND THE LINKS DON'T WORK!

USE THIS OP
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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I kind of want to add a system for heating raw material sheets in a forge and then shaping, hammering, and sharpening them manually in order to create customized weapons with properties dependent on how much time was spent working on them, what kind of metals were used, and other factors that played into the weapon's creation.

What do you guys think? Would it just end up being rarely-used fluff since a spessman can just throw floortiles at everything instead of taking the time to forge a weapon?
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How do I cool Plasma to absolute zero/as close as possible to it? Best I've managed is about -250C, but I want better.
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>>137265061
>not forging floortiles and throwing those
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>>137265164
Make a bigger cooling loop.
Wait longer.
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>>137265208
For that 250C I had about 30 thermal plates...I need even more?
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>>137263535
It's too fucking loud, annoying, and obnoxious to find and turn off.
If I wanted to listen to the jukebox I'd go to the fucking bar.
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>tfw your husbando still hasn't noticed you
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>>137265512
tell us your IC name edna

ill be sure to bully you
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>>137265323
My standard setup is five rows of five manifolds each, with a layer manifold attached to each manifold, and a thermal plate on each layer of the layer manifold. 125 plates.
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>DragonLet's write a novel in the banlogsBro rides again
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>>137265690
I'll give it a go, thanks anon.
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>>137265483
There's a button in the UI menu to disable streamed media, you know.
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>>137265826
It helps to cluster the entire setup as close together as possible, so you can lay nine pieces at a time from a single spot.
Usually takes me about 10 minutes to complete, I think.
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>>137264756
>You spelled arch as bio it seems.
Arch doesn't seem too hard.
Just find a supermatter crystal as a miner and kill the server.
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How are you all enjoying Hyperthermia?
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>>137265761
So are monkeys no longer valid salad regardless of context? Who the fuck pushed this bay-tier carebear change to the rules shit?
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>>137258527
Whats my name?
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>>137266312
Shut up, Yahir.
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>>137266435
Rad, also this page style kills me
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>>137265991
lol
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>>137265967
Got a screenshot of this by any chance? My mind's sort of not seeing the way how 125 plates fit on five manifolds with a layer manifold each.
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>>137266572
Use your adblock to block http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css to get rid of it.
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>>137266814
Five rows of five manifolds. 25 manifolds total, each with a layer manifold, and each layer manifold with five plates.
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>>137265761
At least it's well explained instead of "We don't want your kind here, shitterino"
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>>137266817
Thanks Cora I love you
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>>137259703
That's not true, Celt did one.
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RIP Quartermaster, you were a swell guy. ;_;7
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woah fucking Sawbones got a perma

http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

MODS ARE GODS
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>>137266546
As funny as it is participating in this "lmao ur the boogeyman" game I seriously want to know, are monkeys no longer valid regardless of context? Or was this ban pushed because of YahirXnevill meta-friendship causing trabbu for other players?
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>>137268094
>Sawbones
>banned

He has so much immunity from bans along with Nevill and Yahir that it's nuts.
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>>137268094
based mods
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>that entire fucking round
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>>137268230
Nevill is currently banned
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>>137268152
Monkeys were never full salad, if you get turned into a monkey and you aint an antag you would always have been bwoinked for it. Sure, if there was suspicion they were a ling you'd get off but just murdering and spacing a monkeyman with no suspicion or reason would always be a bannu.
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>>137268094
CONFIRMED
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>>137265991
Arch isnt hard, it is just time consuming for some processes. I only touched it twice, and didnt find anything useful, an auto cloner that I didnt want to find out what it would shit out and an artifact that made oxygen when touched, super cool right? I lost interest after that becuase even if you find a healing one, med bay will never use it and just use their usual methods.
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>>137268094
what was his key?
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honk hogan had a hard life
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>>137268719
Sawbones is Zealotron.
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>>137265991
>it doesn't seem so hard
>it's the last job I have yet to master
>mfw reading the wiki page
What in the actual fuck?
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>>137268094
PLASMIGGERS BTFO
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Important question for the thread.

For the third blueberry book, should dana end up bursting in the end, or should she be saved somehow?
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>>137268601
Are you sure? Because in the past I've been straight-up murdered as both a monkey and a diona nymph, and I've asked the admins about it, and at the time they told me that monkeys were 100% valid, and diona nymphs were just as valid as monkeys.
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>>137268719
kek I rused one newfag
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>>137268728
>welders a locker
>saxxes away from the entire crew in maint
>found by the doctor
>the doctor fucking cuts his limbs off using surgery and dumps the raging honkdoll into the bar
>clown ree'ing with the fury of a thousand suns
>doctor puts him back together, renamed to punished honk
>station immediately EMP'd
>Clown nonantag murdered by the shitter warden
>wild ride as he's cloned and treated
>prosecutes the warden in a trial
>warden saxxes away during a malf ai ruse
>warden sentenced to butt removal
>they remove her ass and put it on her head
>clown then suffocates because ops
>it was extended
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>>137268601
>Monkeys were never full salad
Believe me anon, having played here for close to 4 years now says otherwise. So I'm gonna go ahead and guess this change is relatively recent if this ban is unrelated to sordine-xenovix friendship.
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>>137269076
What?
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Reminder that Greys can eat Discont Dan-brand food with no repercussions.
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>>137269146
if you don't speak the language, lurk a bit more
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>>137266312
>be station engineer setting up power
>guy chlorals and monkeys me
>run to medbay dragging my hardsuit and carrying my ID, spam Show Held Item
>asimov borg, unsubverted, decides to drag me from the lobby into medbay and then just circsaw me to death
>be too new and naive to ahelp it
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>>137268882
Xenoarch in a nutshell.
>Find the clump as the wiki shows
>determine the type of thing it is with the field generator
>do some chem stuff
>get the item
>be depressed when you work was for a shitty O2 making device or get lucky and find a toy that griffs people to no end if they look at it the wrong way.
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>>137268987
Dana gets raped by a slime grill and Eli Wood gets so mad at seeing Dana cheating on him by getting raped that he goes postal in a murder-suicide on Dana to be TOGETHER FOREVER.
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>>137269389
To be fair, you weren't a human.
Asimov says nothing about preventing harm to monkeys.
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>>137262970
Anything is possible if you meme it hard enough.
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>>137269493
Asimov doesn't say anything about preventing harm to Vox either. Now you go and circsaw a Vox to death 4noraisins.
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>>137269389
>>137269493
>guy chlorals and monkeys me
>spam show ID
>chef runs up as doctor gets a SE ready
>knife knife butcher
>too nice to ahelp it
I hate people who kill player controlled animals and I hate myself
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>>137269468
someone should write this in a spess perspective

>>137268987
more rape first, then a heroic 'savior'
then accidental kaboom
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>>137269336
what?
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@Meghan Pace
It's still against the rules though
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>>137268597
Temporarily, for shit that would get anybody else perma'd thrice over.
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>>137269572
The question is, so you want code for it? Because I could and might do it for reasons.
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>>137269923
This isn't actually Google+ you know
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>>137269572
Haha, that's a really nice sprite, Roosevelt. Would you mind if I saved it?
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>>137269448
Salvador Risso, you're the fucking best around at finding those larges.
Cisrox rox.
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@Cora Benjamin
I don't know what you're talking about
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>>137266817
CORA THE WHORA
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>>137270106
Top ten cutest waifus.
And the top ten cutest husbandos.
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>>137270030
She's going for the full sheekyforums experience
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>>137270179
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>>137270147
Thanks. I dont know if you know who I am though.
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>oh god who am I?
>oh god why am I traitor?
>I didn't have this enabled.
>Someone is going to kill me oh god.
>run away, get a sword and a gun after some fucking about.
>Proceed to (for some reason) slip under the flaps in my backroom.
>Clown is there.
>Clown says "Oh" and casually pulls out an e-sword.
>PANIC. MASH THE KEYS
>For some reason wont stand up.
>He proceeds to break down my glass prison and just beheads me like it's no deal as I was defenseless

>April fooooools!

What the fuck even was that.
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Guess the staticname
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>shitters try to griff me
>channel my inner shitter
>griff them back
>i get bwoinked
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>>137271076
lilah
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@Maryann Haas
Is it maryann haas?
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>random appearance and name round
>almost immediately a bunch of static shitters start panicking
>shrug it off and become a real american
>become traitor
>buy hotline pack
>become biker
>meet chaplain in maint
>ebowed, null rodded
>manage to talk my way out in blinking red
>chaplain tries to save me but the ebow poison 2 stronk
>takes my biker clothes
>my legacy lives on

>she gets gibbed by the shuttle
Good round
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>>137271070
Better than me, I rolled around as a smooth operator.

Because I never noticed I was a tator.
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>>137271272
Smooth operator is best operator. I got two kills and I didn't even have a gun.
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@Ricardo Riley
Haha no silly!
It's not me

-Maryann
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>>137268987
No, bursting is pig disgusting. Life as blueberry.
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>>137270397
uh....angelyte entyshak...don cheeto...uh...sergay...

huthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthut
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>>137271712
I still don't understand the dilbert memes
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>>137272067
i think you should kill yourself [/spoiler]dilbert[/spoiler]
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>>137272067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITL4NqOKmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1iKiX-58Ao
There isn't much to discuss besides cboyardee, one of the creators of Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, made two bizarre videos about Dilbert,
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>>137271076
what about this one?
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Is it a good idea to static name when learning the game?

My friend that recommended me to play ss13 said to do it. He said that it's easier being a retard that everyone knows is a retard; instead of random named bald assistant that everyone thinks knows the game and is only pretending to be retarded to piss other people off.
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>>137270397
WHAT'S THAT?

TOP TEN BRO LOST?

NUMBER 10

PATRICK BATEMAN

THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO BE A DOCTOR (CALM DOWN WITH THE WAIFUS THOUGH SHIGGY YOU MADMAN)

NUMBER 9

HOWARD VIPER

THIS MAN IS A GOOD LAD AND KNOWS HIS SHIT A+

NUMBER 8

FUCKING GINGER BEACH

OBSERVES A LOT AND IS NICE HEADMIN WHEN

NUMBER 7 AND NUMBER 6

NEVILL AND YAHIR

COOL GAY DUDES THAT LIKE SHENANIGANS REST IN PEACE NEVILL YOU WERE TOO YOUNG

NUMBER 5

CALEIGH STALL

FUCKING WITH YOU IS GR8 NEVER 4GET PARA PEN

NUMBER

ANGELITE ENTYSHAK

SHE FIXES SHIT WHEN I BREAK IT AND HAS NEVER BETRAYED ME A++

NUMBER 3

HAIG SMITH

FUCK YOU YOU SCOTTISH BASTARD

NUMBER 2

ISAAC HARROW

BEST LAWYER THAT ISN'T ME NEVER STOP PLAYING BOXED

NUMBER 1

MYSELF

I FUCKING RULE
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>>137271076
>>137272403
Draw all the statics like this with the wrong filenames.
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julia is pretty cute
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>>137272534
That's not two sets of top tens each for waifus and husbandos.
I'm glad I made it on your list, though.
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celt is pretty cute
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>>137272883
waifus/husbandos =/= bros.

Bros rule, waifus drool.
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>>137272783
>>137272956
CUTE~!?
DID SOMEBODY SAY, CUTE~!?
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MULTIVAC is pretty cool
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>>137272619
I'm trying man
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>>137272534
Thanks, Garryck, you're pretty cool too. Probably number 6 or 7 on my own list.
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>>137272956
Who the fuck are you?
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>>137273437
Her name is right there man.
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>>137272783
>mfw you will never a Julia
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>the forced randomname is making the thread's shitposts even worse since people can shitpost about the ckeys they hate or shill themselves even harder
>Captcha is pancakes
Fucking Denny's ruined us.
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>want to glue sword
>change hand to drop cham projector
>glue projector
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Mods fix the fucking heads

I hate this
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ROLLING FOR NEW STATICNAME
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>>137273545
you forgot your face
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>>137273560
You should see /pol/
This prank is destroying the board
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>>137274162
Nice name!
#plusfav
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>>137272534
>only made #5
It seems I have work to do then. Ill parapen you so much you'll go so retarded you'll lose F O U R P R O V I N C E S

And finish DeSu already you bitch ass messiah
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>>137273560
>Denny's ruined us
literally who
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>>137274474
FOUR
FUCKING
PROVINCES

AS CASTILLE
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>>137273560
>>137274483
FUCK YOU DENNY
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
AND FUCK YOU TOO, LEONA
FUCK YOU TOO, SHERYL
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Is this new layout supposed to be a reddit joke?
Or a google + joke?
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>>137275000
It's an "everywhere else on the internet but 4chan" joke
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>>137273545
>shiggy doesn't know
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>>137274615
not even in my first game did I ever fuck up that bad.
is that even possible?
how.
why.
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Switch to mobile, everything's normal here
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>>137273671
>not using middle mouse button
W
W O W
W
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>Be Random McNormfag, average player
>Don't post in the thread much, don't talk in OOC much or at all
>Heading down the hallway, accidentally click someone with disarm intent
>BWOINK
> Admin McThunderban: fucking explain yourself right now
>Just an accident man, didn't even realize I had disarm intent on
>Yahir and nevill bamshoot are kicking a monkey doctor to death in the background as it tries to heal people
>Admin: watch yourself retard
>Go to the bar
>Sawbones runs into the bar with a welderbomb, detonates it, killing 3 people, and posts his discord link in LOOC
>Throw him into a table and call for security
>BWOINK
>Admun Banjo: the fuck are you doing
>He blew up 3 people, I'm trying to help the crew!
>No response
>Go to security to report the murders
>Waifu McSnowflake is plasma flooding security because they called them a bitch or something
>Die to plasma
>BWOINK
>Admin McThunderban: so fucking unrobust
>Come back into the game as a diona nymph
>See nevill and Yahir tried throwing the monkey doctor into space
>flick out a feeler and steal samples of their blood so I can learn to speak
>BWOINK
>permabanned
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>>137275764
Deserved it.
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>>137275764
>>Yahir and nevill bamshoot are kicking a monkey doctor to death in the background as it tries to heal people
Most of this post was below par but his line really kekkled my shekels, keep it up goyim.
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>>137272534
>NUMBER 7 AND NUMBER 6
>NEVILL AND YAHIR
>COOL GAY DUDES THAT LIKE SHENANIGANS REST IN PEACE NEVILL YOU WERE TOO YOUNG
Shut the fuck up, Yahir.
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>>137275000
>>137275152
No you idiots, it's a zeekyforums joke. Google ss13g and you will not understand.
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>>137276208
That's seenat.
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>tfw
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>>137276475
What the hell IS Sheekyforums anyway? I see it on Google results all the time, but I can't tell if it's a re-hosting of existing 4chan threads, or a separate entity that just talks about 4chan threads.
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>>137276958
its just a investor trap, somewhat like that one skyrim forum and a few other places, where the bots just gather posts and replace website name in posts and poster name

for all we know this might be a jab at moot considering he googles now
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>>137276917
How is this any different from Anonymous though? I'm confused. You can't tell who's who, just like usual.
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>>137276704
Nexis has better things to do than hangout with you losers.
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>>137277194
>a failed programmer whose only joy was to write shit code for a shit game leaved us
Well, that's great.
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Are Cargo techs supposed to have access to mining?
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I think Sergei is really cute and a good husbando.
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>>137279865
stop posting about yourself, spergay
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>>137279865
Sergei's white hair is cute! CUTE!
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Whats worse
ERP namefag shitters
or greytiding shitters

I like dealing with greyshirts as sec, gives us boogeymen to chase
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>>137280081
I'm not Sergei, just an admirer.
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>>137280261
Admins that enable and protect both are the worst
Without them, the others wouldn't even be an issue here.
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>>137280261
>one does their jobs while having fun
>the other tries to ruin everyone else's time

Greyshits are a thousand times worse than any erper is. Unless you actually like tard wrangling, getting bwoinked, and I DUNDU NUFFIN for some reason.
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Rolling for name next round.
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I need my name too, for the sake of knowing.
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>>137280609
I tard wrangle constantly as Sec and have only gotten bwoinked twice, ever. Both times the admin was just asking for information and the issue went no further after I filled them in.
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>>137281050
Gud name
Mine is shit. SHIT
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Faithless are faithful to big dad
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WHO /NAME ROLLAN/ HERE?
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>that pizza guy who was wearing syndie gear but everybody played along and didn't instakill him
I knew this server's sense of fun wasn't lost to the valid hunt
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Why not just becoming closed source? It'll actually breathe life on the game, since now everyone knows how to do anything everytime a new feature comes in.

If they weren't open to the public, it'd be a ten times more pleasing experience for the players.
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>Decide to put a halt to my shitter spree
>Join in as sec
>no fucking lights anywhere
>blood all over the halls
>keep my light off and metal gear solid towards the brig
>Spooky noises everywhere, hide in a locker as some faggots pass by
>get inside the brig
>Detective there with an egun
>tells me we have "Cult like activity"
>Suit up, with the help of him redtide and get a shotgun in the wardens office and shells
>we make our way to the holodeck, meet another officer on the way there
>we get a crowbar
>Group huddle whether we take the pod like pussies or go enforce THE LAW at the shuttle
>man up and decide to head for the shuttle
>get hype
>Near escape
> Faithless everywhere
>they start to approach
>Cue the fucking war of 3 sec officers and some paramedic against like 20 faithless
>The paramed and other officer go down
>Pumping fucking lead and beating down these filthy nonbelivers in the name of nanotrasen
>fight my way through to the shuttle
>Detective made it in too
>attempt to reach the safe haven of the sec wing
>finally succumb to my wounds
>the detective dies alongside me
fucking 10/10 round
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>That absolutely satisfying feeling when you assist the person who requested you to the very, very end

Thanks for accepting me, Wiwuz, you were really good.

Also clownpiece was the perfect amount of annoying and hilarious that round, ;_;7 rest in clownpieces
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>>137283505
10/10 assistant, thanks a lot for the help amigo
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>Miner
>Bored with mining, decide I'll wire the solars because I've never done that before
>Unaware of the shitstorm on the station
>Shuttle is about to come
>Find someone near death at escape
>Figure I'll carry them to medbay
>Notice swarm of Faithless when I grab him
>Run back to spess and hide
>Dragging the dying guy

rip, sorry pal
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>>137283612
TRIGGER WARNING: HIGHLY LETHAL SUBSTANCE
I'm probably going to laugh about the "Giving a grey ramen to eat" accident for a long time too.
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how to xylophone
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post screenshots you saved
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>>137284941
cargo birb best birb
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>>137284941
How many static names do you see in this photo?
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>>137284941
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>>137285904
My game looks so blurry compared to everyone elses.
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>go to hippie
>everyone is running around yelling meme things
>ooc in ic all the time
>instead of playing a head role where they have access to whatever they want, they prefer to be assistants and try to slip heads
>every nuke ops the HoP is forced to give all access to everyone because they "wish to fight nukies"

Hippie truly is the shittiest server
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>>137284941
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>>137286136
+1
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did it sawbones
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>>137286463
What?
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>>137284941
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>>137284941
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>>137286943
That's absolutely beautiful
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>>137286601
As an atmos autist, this picture makes me cry. It's so bad.
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I MUST SHILL
MY NEW EXCITING CODE
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 9196
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9196
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>>137284941
precious memories
i've wanted to do another wrestler gimmick ever since but i've never gotten widard, only ragin mage
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>>137287545
No
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>>137287545
BEST FEATURE IN A WHILE

CUSTOM CREAM TYPES PLEASE
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STOP THIS SHIT

I DON'T WANT TO BE A SKELETON

JUST LET ME PLAY THE DAMN GAME

FUCK OFF ADMINS
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>>137286136
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I'm resigning
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>>137288747
Ick ock.
up(You)ed
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>tfw /tg/ code wizard is better than ours
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When will somebody port the game into a better engine already?
You could probably ask AGDG to the job for hotpockets.
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2449
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I'm getting malware warnings when I open ss13.moe.

POMF COME ON
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I miss Skeleton Steve.
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>>137258527
How do you most efficiently flood plasma as a traitor/scumbag/whatever?

I tried it once but it took too long and everyone caught my ass too quickly.
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>>137290271
build a path from the plasma miner into maint, then emag all doors
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>>137290403
but what if I'm the AI
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>>137290271
Get a canister filled to the brim with the coldest plasma, blow it near the kitchen.
If you hold open hallway doors and break some windows on the bar and medbay beforehand, the plasma will cover all faster than the airlocks can close.

There are more awful ways but this allows fun for more people than repiping the miner into distro.


thanks mr socrates
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>>137290271
Okay, first you need to find where the distro and waste loops cross.
Change that to a manifold.

Now, the distrowaste system is easy enough to put plasma in, hell the scrubbers will automatically do it if you open a cannister anywhere.

Also turn the waste to recycle (green) route on, but make the plasma section not filter plasma.

Now whatever plasma you release stays in the air, allong with the hot CO2.
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>>137290870
get a borg to do it
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>>137289531
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>>137292107
what game engine?
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>>137292107
Will asteroid walls be destroyable?
Otherwise make a fun room inside.
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I missed skeletons, goddamn.
Skeletons when?
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>this round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo
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What a stupid fucking round.
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Did I do good as a wizard?

I tried to make a round fun without actually killing anybody (except my braindead target)
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>>137292507
Doom source ports, currently Zandronum 3.0, 4.0 when it arrives, GLOOME if they ever fix their netcode.

>>137292604
Designated parts at first, probably. I'm going to keep them largely solid initially (apart from maybe the mini-field), then set up a couple of randomly generated rooms or a couple of other surprises inside the large chunks.
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Thanks for trying, Lenny. You're a sweety.
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>>137293245
You were great.
t. Patrick
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>we didn't take the fight to nanotrasen and just surrendered like pussies
Fucking weenies, all of you.
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>>137293130
You said it, Ian Barton.

Can we have at least one vanilla SS13 round tonight?
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>get hit with body change
>think its admin bus for a second
>notice I still have spells
>oh wizard round
>just pretend I was the inspector the entire time instead of turning the station into a valid chase
>people buy my story but try to go for independence
>everyone still gets flattened by bluespace artillary and I get body changed back while patrick was killing my original body
Sorry guys I tried
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>>137293245
Very good. I thought you were just another admin abuse creation, and that the guns were also their faggotry along with the skellingtons.
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Skeletons a shit
Spooky semi-corporeal ghost race when
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>>137293802
Nicely done, you really made half the round possible for me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTIt4AioEI
This on the jukebox when? Last two times I mailed pomf songs for the jukebox he never replied and never added them
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