4chan does stupid shit Edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://mega.nz/#!58EA2ayL!uZYIYsvFpkrz2vA8onkmI7n9Gg7tZw4jNg6_h9tIvgY
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform
Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
Hey, you, browsing this shit! Consider writing/editing for Slablands to COMBAT THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, FUTA, FEMDOM MENACE! (note: writing a submission is actually a pretty huge undertaking! Consider adding content for existing contributions or joining other people's projects first before starting your own, we don't need 6576534 half-finished unique NPCs.)
Writing is nice, but if you don't feel up to that task, try editing for one of the projects! Every comment helps!
Project Lists:
General: pastebin.com/qMvXVtXw
Slablands: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YAawzawwvB52hZKiRVhkytMs8HuNjP8IAbY74WxSS8I/edit?pli=1
>Wiki
http://slablands.wikia.com/ It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
Slablands maps:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hpoqlyo2euujm8m/BtAMkXHp2c
Music to listen to while browsing the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0
Previously >>136708512
>>137251257
We back,
>>137251605
God I hate this day of the year
>>137251797
We all do.
test
>>137251797
Lol epic jokes!
>>137251797
It's truly garbage
>>137251257
I wanna fuck that eye.
Godddamn 4chan this formatting
>>137251257
>It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
It hasn't been brand new in over a year, please remove this.
>>137253876
SO UGLY
ambos
Horrible.
This is my kinda layout:^)
>>137251797
So do I
>>137259367
It's pure hate in page form.
>>137262175
Oh, calm down Sophie Jennings, it's not that bad.
>>137252149
that would be painful for everyone
>>137262248
>Bright colors
>Wide gaps
>Dumb names
>Centered
>CENTERED
This color scheme is ugly, but ngl I kinda like what they did with the hamburger menu on the posts. If the background was only slightly less opaque it'd be perfect.
>>137268079
Shit, meant less transparent.
Down with google.
MTFing and impregnating Devon
Having your child with the baker MILF grow up and then impregnating her too
Impregnating her other kids
Becoming a prince's pet Tuesday and Thursday nights for 50 gold an hour.
Whats up with the names.
>>137272321
April Fools.
Where is the google doc with the smut? I don't actually want to play the game, I just want to beat off to monster girls.
>>137272820
Check the project lists.
>>137251938
test girl
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2318017
Hng
>>137277576
Nice pants
Ah, man I think picked a bad day to pop my head back in. Are things here the same as they ever was?
>>137278584
That depends what you mean.
>>137277976
They got her necklace design on em'
I think it's cute.
>>137279021
My names actually Micheal fuck off gookmoot. Oh I don't know really I was kind of just fishing for something. Not sure what though. Any progress been made since uh fuck what was it plains? Desert? No uhhh the place where spooks was working on it.
>>137279461
Spooks made the plains and that's been done for a while, yeah.
>>137279663
I suppose things are the same old same old. What's the big thing now?
>>137280696
I don't think there's any one single big thing. A ton of docs and pastebins have been released the last few weeks.
>>137280696
Define "big thing".
>>137280795
Nice! Its good to see that works has been done. Being done?
>>137280809
I dunno man. I was asking you.
Oh hey did we ever iron out the Human kingdoms or whatever?
>>137281403
We haven't gotten there yet I don't think. Lots of characters written but as far as areas added it's been slower.
>>137252149
Leave the eye alone.
>>137281706
Hmm, maybe I'll start working on slablands again. Course I said that a couple times before, but now I actually feel like writing. Aww shucks I'll just start lurking and see if any ideas come to me.
>>137282562
That'd be great. Have you written anything before or posted about it here?
>>137282956
Yes, but to be quite frank with you in hindsight I simply can't stand the name I had. My fault really, but I was pressed for time. So like no. I've defiantly never contributed to Slablands before. Not Ever. No sir. Not me. I also don't think I'll take up a project I left again.
>removed that godawful style
Thank you adblock plus.
>>137283235
I'm sure the people looking forward to whatever you were writing would like some closure, but it's up to you if you want to keep it secret of course.
>>137284380
I don't think its that secret who am I or at least every other time I post someone usually points me out. I think I took on too many projects that I didn't honestly want to do, but I did because other people wanted them. Still probably not picking most of them back up.
>>137284649
Don't worry, Yolocaust, your secret is safe with me.
>>137284730
Cheeki Breeki i v damke. I need a new name. Aww geez. Oh also I suppose if anyone wants to contact be don't use my old email use this one [email protected]. I mean I doubt anyone needs it but for future reference.
>>137284730
That's obviously Barbara Hancock.
>>137240149
wait what
One Day™
Fluffy tails
Getting fucked within an inch of your life by a snakeboy and as you're laying there wondering if you'll ever get feeling back in your legs he curls his tail around you and cuddles you all night (probably stealing your warmth the cold-blooded bastard).
>>137286804
I feel like I recognize the character description from somewhere, that's all. Hestia?
>>137289375
>>137291962
It's our destiny.
>Waifu2x'ing Real23 pictures
>Somehow they're 2/5ths smaller in filesize despite the image being twice as big.
This is fucking wizardry, jesus christ.
>>137295086
>>Waifu2x'ing Real23 pictures
What
>>137295245
According to google Waifu2x is used to upscale images.
>>137295316
why
>>137295245
It's an algorithm that specializes in up-scaling anime type images with little to no distortion or blurriness.
Real23's pictures come out perfectly with this thing and, somehow, have smaller file sizes as a result.
It's fucking magic.
>>137295585
But why do that?
Am I missing something fellas? The changelog says 8.0.7 but the download is 8.0.1?
Fluffy rat tails
>>137296337
Because I like the idea of my entire screen being taken up by glorious brown girl abs.
>>137296583
He forgot to update the version number on the file.
>>137296664
That's called a mouse tail.
>>137251257
Is there a shitter day of the month than April fools? The answer is no.
>>137301387
This one is high up there.
De-feathering harpies.
Short girl with fox ears that uses transformation spells to look like someone else to hide.
So I haven't played in for fucking ever.
They ever add in an effective way of making some goddamn money?
>Rusty Chainmail & Axe
>50HP
>Getting shitslapped by 200HP suits of armor, and 100% Mountain Goats.
>Find 2 gems
>Nowhere to apparently sell them.
>>137306441
There's a dungeon in the desert.
>>137306441
Go to the desert dungeon.
>>137305567
Very specific.
Girl that foams at the mouth and passes out when she sees a naked man.
>>137309893
Sounds like a serious condition. She should look into that.
>>137310171
It saved her from getting forced into prostitution, so it worked out in her favor in the end.
>>137310306
I don't see how. They could have just blindfolded her.
>>137312405
They either didn't want to make it too rapey for the customers or they didn't like the idea of one of their prostitutes being to meek to lead considering they're supposed to be tough warriors too. Point is that nobody wanted to touch her after they saw her flip out like she had rabies so she avoided it.
Girl that cooks you breakfast
>>137315272
And also dinner of course.
Taking a wrong turn into snu-snu country.
Coming back out of it knowing it's not such a wrong turn after all.
Hey guys I made a new game. Can you guys check it out. I worked very hard on it with my development team. It took us 3,000 lines of code and was a very challenging process. Please give us critique criticism on our game. Thank you and have a nice day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZdzgEoEWBE&feature=youtu.be
>>137317723
really
>>137317301
>poorlittlepeachboy.jpg
>>137319873
>poor
>>137317301
Taking a correct turn into snu-snu country.
Leaving a trail of partners too blissed out to move.
>Midnight
>Everything is still fucked
Taking a nun's virginity then making her continue her day as normal while full of your seed.
>>137326190
I guess its where the servers are located. Also fuck this.
>>137328513
You think it's bad here you should see /v/.
>>137328658
Good heavens why would I ever go there?
>>137328701
To shitpost or to talk about random vidya shit.
But right now it's just people trying to have an Anthony Burch get with the names.
>>137327863
Making her pray nightly at the new altar of your dick.
>>137329909
Sounds like a plan
Girl that Japanese Kabuki YOOOO thing
>>137329909
Excellent.
Site with a system that lets you tag anthologies by chapter.
Fembles giving you a purjob.
This formatting is so bad.
Twin brown skin girls priestesses, that wear dancer outfits that
Taking bathes with you waifu
Staying up all night and having exhausted sex with your husbando where neither of you really know what exactly's going on but it's great.
big titties
Doing blow off a girls titties
Dude weed
FUCKING FORMATING
BOOBS
>>137327863
yes
>>137326190
I wonder who could be hind this
>>137317301
they need the dick
Noh when.
flips
Are you serious chinamoot?
>>137358510
What is it this time?
>>137358734
It wouldn't fix itself on some threads.
>>137358815
awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>>137310306
fact
>>137362649
Theater plays when
>>137308453
your mom is
>>137366307
Different would have different types of plays.
Demons are asian in the slabworld, right? So maybe they're the ones who are all into that kabukiness.
lewd chainmail on girls
>>137372169
Painful.
>>137305236
You're a monster.
>>137372169
Shitty female armor triggers the shit out of me. Like you are gonna die bitch.
>>137377258
Maybe it's just fancy lingerie.
>>137305567
stop watching the same anime as me
>>137377258
It's Maaaaaaaaaaagic!™
>>137382272
A waste of magic.
>>137299130
Nope. Rat.
>>137387705
Not how it works senpai
Cute foreign monsterboy teaching you about his culture.
>>137295382
why not
>Somebody subtitled all of Beastwars 2
Oh my god
I don't know if I should watch this or not
>>137394370
Transformers?
>>137394560
Yeah.
The Japan only anime season of Beast Wars.
They made all those stupid character changes for no real reason and was made more goofy compared to the original western series.
It never left Japan and all we have are very low quality VHS rips. As far as I know anyway.
>>137394918
I'd have to watch it just for curiosity's sake.
Coughing while he's cumming in your throat and having cum drip out of your nose
>>137294393
The fluffiest.
>Dude making seriously top class grades on science tests
>Lesser dudes are jelly as fuck
>They pay a girl to get him distracted from studying, lower his grades and ultimately dethroning him from his throne of top grades
>He fucks her good and raw, just like she wanted
>His grades do technically drop
>But not even close to the losses they thought he would, he's still top
>Now he's got top grades and free pussy
Tamagoro, you master story teller you.
>>137398446
That happened to me once except it was chocolate. I hate so many m&ms and it came out my nose. It burned too.
>>137400317
>Tamagoro
Never disappoints.
>>137355747
who
>Actual cheese is cheaper than that disgusting processed stuff that's not even really cheese
There really is justice in this world
>>137337007
I watched that anime.
Dancer outfits are great
>>137400317
>getting paid to fuck a dude you already want to fuck
Protagonist lucked out
>>137411716
Cute fairies are great
>>137400582
I blew my nose and it was just straight soda, it hurt so much.
Sharkboy teaming up with a snakeboy to give you a quadruple dicking
>>137332953
never ever
>>137411716
Ruru's great.
I have no idea what I am supposed to be doing in this game. I walked around for a while then a guy raped me in the plains.
>>137420053
You fuck and get fucked, both literally and metaphorically.
>>137420053
Yeah that guys an asshole. Go bang the catgirl.
>>137420304
Don't you need money for her?
>>137420553
The baker then.
>>137329909
perfect
Girls who can't speak vowels
>>137327863
datass
>>137428679
Datas
>>137428679
I'd definitely worship at that altar.
>>137326190
It's over mostly.
>>137434042
It's never over.
Tournament arc
>>137411716
SHE'S NOT CANON IT'S A LIE
>>137437823
I heard about what happens in the LN's.
I'd rather take the anime, honestly. Killing the girls is not cool.
>>137437961
Does the light novel just randomly kill off all the girls for some reason?
>>137438080
Apparently some shit goes down and they all die by the second volume.
Or something.
>>137438315
Then what's even the point? It's one thing if you kill off a heroine, but having the whole pack get killed just made all their development and characterization a worthless waste of time.
>>137438450
MC is currently trying to get them back.
>>137438568
So what happens? Does something explode and kill the whole group?
>>137438723
Apparently a big human/phantom conflict happens.
>>137437961
>>137438315
>>137438568
>>137438827
Is the MC still stuck primarily as clean-up in the light novels?
Oh wow. This Beast Wars II is nothing like I was thinking at all.
>>137441854
What were you thinking?
>>137442713
I was thinking it'd be at least kind of a sequel to the original series somehow.
But apparently it's an entirely different series.
Optimus Prime/Convoy is a Lion in this and there is no Predicons, they seem to be straight up Decepticons that turn into jets and tanks and shit.
>>137443162
Guess they just capitalized on the name.
>>137443279
Well they changed the original series a lot in it's jap dub to make it goofier and even changed Airazor a male for some reason (made that romance with the samuraiified Tigertron yaoitastic), so you're probably right.
fucking mointorrrrrrrrrrr
>>137447250
leave it alone
>>137443279
Well that's not new
burnator girl
Cheering your husbando on in a competition and bringing him snacks and drinks.
>>137453221
new enough
>>137458042
Not new enough
>>137456403
wut
>>137316993
NO ONLY BREAKFEST FUCK YOU
Ancient Chinese secret
>>137306617
desert dungeon
>>137305567
Really short big breasted goddess that doesn't wear shoes.
Getting kabedon'd by a husbando and having the option to grab his arms, whirl him around, and kabedon him right back.
>>137301387
There isn't.
>>137295086
magic
>>137294393
Join me in my fluffy empire
Ohohoho's
>MINNEHAHA BLVD is my captcha
My god, they're learning
>talking to mum
>talking her through screencapping a picture and saving it to her computer
>"I lost it! How do I find it?"
>tell her to open a new image and try to save it and see where it saves to
>"Okay, it saves to someplace called "blahblahblah/illusions/aa2/blah?"She hadn't saved a picture to her computer since I'd gone back to uni (she uses my computer since hers got fried) she'd just been tossing them into her Pinterest or something like that.
>>137477424
You poor bastard
>>137477879
Actually I played it off pretty well all things considered. Everyone knows girls don't play japanese porn games so I put on my dudebro-est voice and was like "DON'T go in that folder man" so she'd think it's porn (which I mean it is), and we shared a laugh like "haha, could you imagine". Then I told her to just resave the picture but make sure to save it to the desktop so she'd know where her photos go in the future and wouldn't have to go on a hunt for it. Bam, solved without her going into that folder.
My heart fucking stopped when she read out that pathname, though. Also this is the fucking picture she saved and sent me, so I guess next lesson is how to crop in paint.
>>137292219
correct
>>137462379
It breaks all formatting
>>137284649
>barabara hancock
>not boa
>>137482658
Bad character
>>137277576
dat brown
>>137486038
>Not that everything
>>137269931
down with everything
Melting ice girl
Amazons
>>137477424
>>137478342
Good thing it wasn't one of the other illusion titles. "anon does this say "replay" or "rap-.."
A demon girl with big horns, big ass, big breasts and big muscles.
Reminder that geese are evil
>>137499925
We'll call her Sobma.
>>137501176
Ducks too.
>>137504008
At least ducks try to be cute with their quacks.
Geese are obnoxious as well as being evil. That confounded honking shows their lack of care for others by how obnoxious it is.
>>137357697
Fuck flips.
>>137305567
>>137467105
All these references I'm missing.
>>137505291
Filipinos are people too anon.
Mouse loli a best upcoming project
Pumpkin girls
Sisters arguing over which is better for you.
Fucking them both into an exhausted silence & uniting them in their love of your dick.
Tree girls
>>137516170
Ruining Christmas by having both of them fight over you.
>>137516965
Just have to exhaust them just enough beforehand.
>>137509102
It most certainly ranks pretty high at the least.
>>137441854
watch it more and love it
>>137522761
It's so loaded with puns. Japanese puns.
I don't know how much more I can take.
>>137522989
You'll ascend to a new level if you survive.
Waking up with a pile of lolis atop you.
>>137525452
Japanese Axe comercial.
>>137525452
And you're all naked
>>137525605
My kind of axe
>>137437823
massive lie
>>137528395
Lies have never been cuter.
>>137435994
it's over/
>>137525605
>Japanese Axe comercial
There'd be one HELL of a variety in that and it would probably end with implied tentacles.
>>137533796
終わりだ
>>137533915
>le everything Japan is tentacles xD
Really?
>>137534160
Fine, fine. The commercial will end with the guy with Axe getting NTR'd. That's Japan's archetypical fetish these days.
>>137534403
Only if you're a loser
>>137534840
The MC is always a loser.
>>137534947
Unless it's Netori, in which case he's the one getting the pussy
>>137535130
But it's extremely rare comparatively. Point is, NTR is almost all Japan does these days. Which sucks because it is the single worst fetish ever.
Activating your trap card.
>>137431318
Data girl
Having your husbando princess carry you around when your feet get sore.
Receiving a request from your awoo.
>>137535206
There's plenty of vanilla and other fetishes from other artists if you look.
But you're right, lately there's been a lot more NTR than usual.
>>137542646
They need to be killed.
>gotten 2 hours of sleep in the last day and a half
Curling up with your harem of husbands/cute boys and sleeping forever
>>137541567
Giving her exactly what she wants.
