April meme edition
>News
www.oldgods.com
>Deck lists, news etc:
http://liquidhearth.com/
http://hearthstoneplayers.com/
http://hearthhead.com/
http://hearthpwn.com/
http://www.hearthstonetopdeck.com/
>Arena Help
http://heartharena.com/
>Open Tournaments:
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
http://zotac-cup.com
>Deck Tracker:
https://github.com/Epix37/Hearthstone-Deck-Tracker/release
old meme:
>>137165225 (Cross-thread)
first for jesus christ my fucking eyes
Fuck moot or whoever is in charge of 4chan now
put gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger makes things go back to the way they were
post timeless classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2VXvqjGXjo
New format ugly as fugg
HAHA EPIC JOKE IT LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN BEFORE LOL XD
we reddit now
Block md2016.css to remove eyecancer.
I'm gonna fall down the stairs and break my neck from being fucking blinded by this bullshit
thanks mandatory jokes day
That's it I'm off this board for the day
>No option to link facebook account
>>137243192
>complains about the format being ugly
>posts feet
>>137243427
i dont see your point
So what was the /hsg/ discord again? I'm fine with using that for today
Reminder that fedora Control Warriors LITERALLY transformed this animated taiwanese tapestry forum into Leddit with their shitposting
>>137243703
Fuck you Kirk
>>137243703
The entire concept of General threads is to become reddit-esque circle jerks.
Old God tier
C'thun
N'zoth - he will be good in wild at least for sure
paladin tier (the chosen class has ascended good)
Lightlord
Steward of Darkshire
Vilefin inquisitor
good tier
Xaril
Huckster
Forbidden healing
Hallazeal
Mark of Y'shaarj
Klaxxi amber-weaver
Cabalists tome
N'zoth's first mate
Ancient Shieldbearer
Beckoner of evil
C'thun's chosen
Twilight elder
Tentacle of N'zoth
maybe ok tier
Nu Hogger
Nu Mukla
Ancient Harbinger
DOOM!
Infest
Forbidden Flame
Stand against darkness
Forbidden Shaping
Cult apothecary
shit tier
shadow word horror - although maybe not total shit if murloc paladin is everywhere
Herald Volzj - might be some meme deck where he's good but I doubt he sees competitive play
Tentacles for arms
Polluted Hoarder
Infested Tauren
Spawn of N'zoth
Skeram Cultist
Corrupted healbot
Validated Doomsayer
Faceless Shambler - why would you ever play this over argus?
Scaled nightmare - the otk dreams are memes
The boogeymonster
Y'shaarj
meme tier
Renounce darkness
good off of ram wrangler tier
giant sand worm
>>137243703
>Kirk
Shouldn't you be driving a spaceship instead of wasting your time posting on a chinese touhou blog?
>>137243701
this should work
https://discordapp.com/invite/0rEzZFGEKs226nI7
>>137243913
>Argentine chink
Wew lads
So, what is this new April's Fools format supposed to resemble?
Please not a spic name please not a spic name
Got invited to play some magic later said they made me a black/white deck, any site where I can learn the basics? Never played before.
>>137244190
>Marquez
AJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>137244201
You need 12 doom blades and 12 path to exiles to play bw, otherwise it's not worth the hassle
Why is everything ugly now? I-It's a joke right? April fools? Things will go back to normal soon?
What do I do with gold? Buy classic packs?
So what is thois layouts inspiration? I know it's an april fools one
It's just really white and grey.
It hurts my eyes
>>137244395
It's just a fun thing not a tournament or anything serious
>>137244190
>>137244201
>>137244504
goddamn spics in my /hsg/
BUILD WALL
To fix the layout, add
https://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016*
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016*
to your filters.
>The april fools joke is that they made 4chan Google+
I don't get it
>>137243036
>wake up
>site is broken
モオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオオト
>>137243327
>>137244773Thanks. Are custom styles not working until tomorrow then? I can't stand the default's brightness.
>>137244906
Reeeeee
>>137244773
thanks senpai
What is this, what website is this even supposed to be resembling for april fools. It hurts my eyes. Am I simply not normie enough to get the joke? Could've made it look like tumblr or something desutheir april fools joke is a lot better, they voted for lizard presidents
Why would you do this n00t.
>>137245016
It's a mix of google+ and an android phone.
>>137244953
Oneechan's working just fine for me.
>>137244773
Thank you Lance, you gonna grab a beer after work?
>Rid of the horrible eyecancer
>still can't put 4chan on tomorrow layout to prevent my eyes from bleeding
Fuck this shit
>rewarded a second golden shadowflame
>still havent gotten a regular version yet
Well thats fine.
>soon no more combo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYbsAVdkYw
>>137244773
How do I do this? Sorry I'm dumb
>>137245170
I got it working.
God, that was a waste of 30 minutes.
Thanks moot!
Fucking april fools
>>137245916
I wonder if you keep the same name
>>137244773
Which filters? Can't seem to add anything via 4chanx.
>>137245849
>>137246109
arseblock plus
>>137246168
Oh, shit. Why the fuck didn't I consider that.
>>137246225
https://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016*
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016*
Just add it in, you can't sadly use custom layouts until this is gone for the day.
>>137246168
Worked, but how do I get my dark design back like this? It's no longer on the bottom right.
>>137244886moot was hired on by Google to more or less rebuild Google+
>>137246296
I guess this is wrong.
>>137246331
Oh, right. I forgot moot got hired by google.
>>137246373
If it doesn't work, remove the asterisks
also
>tfw they give you shit spells and 1 card you already have from ranked
>>137245016
But do I keep the same name?
>>137246437
>>137246373
>It works
Thanks, anon(s)
There's a small white button in the bottom left corner that's mostly cut off but whatever. It has been a while since 4chan was screwed with and people had to add filters.
Yo, this is the best ranked cardback they've released in literally forever. This may be the best one they've ever released.
>>137246656
>Goatse
Yeah real good cardback. Nothing still beats Legend.
![bxX3hkr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/envOT83.jpg "bxX3hkr[1].jpg")
OKAY so I just discovered this isn't limited to FRIENDLY dead Murlocs after thinking I'd carefully neutered the last pally I played by stealing his Murk Eye and Warleaders and still getting face-fucked by two Anyfins in a row
Thank fuck Murk is going soon
>>137246296
Thanks dude
The internet is absolute cancer every year on this date, and it just gets worse each year.
>>137246656
Looks like an old god's asshole, but whatever tickles your fancy anon.
So this is real.
Is this a meme or something
>>137246723
Old Murk isn't even the problem. He never was a problem and never will be. He's a regular and balanced LEGENDARY Murloc. I'm not even a Murloc player but it's hilarious that people think he's overpowered/problematic but nothing else Murloc-related is.
>>137246656
hogger is the best. Too bad I have to wait a month for plebs to stop using it
>>137246801
this card is completely pointless with old murkeye out of standard
>>137246809
His synergy is imbalanced.
It's frothing beserker all over again
>ywn be Chad Dickinson
>ywn be adored by all the cute cheerleaders as captain of the high school football team
>ywn fuck the hot young math teacher who gives you the sex eyes every class and wants to run her tongue linearly along your well chiseled body
>ywn spend every Friday evening with your cutie classmates on the shore drinking beer by the campfire and watching the tide roll in
>ywn drive a BMW to the student parking lot and hang out with James, Brent, Charles, and Kimberly before classes start
>ywn be average intelligence yet Ivy League track because your parents are legacy and have money to send you there anyway
>probably just some poor Mexican immigrant whose parents are day laborers and can barely muster the finances to properly clothe and feed their seven children
what goldens did everyone get?mirror entity, void terror, dumbhammer
>>137246893
removing him won't change much, you'll just get hit by 3/4 warleaders and 3/4 bluegills
>>137246801
>play this
>your anyfin is now shit
its a good card, good job blizzard
>>137246924
Little mage gnome of spell reduction (already have 2 of her)
Deadly shot, and some shaman spell
Free dust/10
>>137246924
>Tommie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>137246880
Wait, how is it out? Wasn't it in basic set?
>>137246969
One of those can't charge and the other is nowhere near as beefed by this obscene summoning
>>137246924
This is how you chad
>>137247030
No. It's not part of any set, it's an achievement reward.
>>137247030
It's part of the Reward set which is getting cycled out. No Murk-Eye, Captain's Parrot, ETC, or Mekkatorque.
>>137246924
>ywn be a cute girl and instead be an ugly insomniac blob with bags under their eyes and a voice that sounds like sandpaper and skin to match
who /hasntbeentakingtheirmedicationbutreallyshould/ here
>>137246924
Venture, shadowflame, dark iron dwarf
>>137247030
Reward sets are being phased out
>>137246880
It is to add to the other 15 murlocs that help buff each other. If you can protect a warleader, youre pumping out 3/3 tokens.
>>137247054
swing and a miss. typical woman can't do anything right.
>>137246924
FoN and some other trash.
I sure hope they nerf FoN, but that's probably not going to happen.
>>137247159
>Beatrice Warren
i'm so sorry, fat girl.
>>137247159
>you were given one chance in life
>you had the infinite privilege to be born female
>you still fucked up
HAHAHAHA
BEATRICE
>>137247323
>Jessica
so what's it like being the slut who thinks smoking weed makes them edgy
>>137247398
More like jessice INhale amiriteguys???
signed: Jake Leblanc
>>137247398
>being this mad that Roderick is going to prom with me while your fat ass will be at home sucking down a bag of Cheetos and crying
might even let him go all the way :^)
>>137247194
>Sabrina Colon
>>137247465
Get off Eugenes computer, Jake. I know your parents have a laptop from 98, but that doesnt mean you can start shitposting on someone elses account.
>>137247053
3 warleaders 4 bluegills is 32 damage
4 warleaders 3 bluegills is 30
>>137246656
>not based pumpkin
>>137247581
>Tyrone
SHIIIIEEETTT
>>137247323
>beatrice
>not the skellington goth girl
baka desu senpai
Should Blizzard change the way Gold portraits are earned to narrow down the farming? Still wouldnt solve the gold farming....
>>137247581
ayo gibs me dat tirion
Check this chad
>>137247689
Make it that you cant win gold on casual but can still complete quests.
>velen's chosen
>more like balanced chosen
>>137247581
>Tyrone thinking he can tell anyone what to do while he's locked away in the clink stealing Internet from the Warden's wifi hotspot
>>137247631
>Pablo is shitposting from the public library again
>>137247872
juden pls
not everyone's father is a lawyer
What the fuck happened to /vg/, why is it like this?
I have about 85 dust, should I craft anything to switch some cards?
So what's next for murloc paladin, Also what is stronger now murloc paly or murloc shanman?
>>137247872
>gail trying to feel frign superiority when everyone hates her for snitching on last weeks party.
Thanks again, Gail.
>>137247856
shut up spic
>>137248067
Dora the self hating spic.
I don't know what's happening, I put my tag on the last thread just to watch a game, I got no friend requests but people were adding me here.
Can anyone try to add me now to see if it's working? Not sure if people were trolling.
EU only
Vacalactica#2595
>>137248010
craft 2 iron break owls if you have to have soft removal a silence is better than setting the attack at 1.
>>137248275
Added you, gitmaster
>>137248275
>>137248535
It worked now, got 2 requests, thanks, I think they were trolling in the last thread
>>137248454
I already have one ironbeak, so that leaves me with an extra 45 dust. What does /vg/ think is best, another repentance for late game removals?
>>137249005
What the fuck just make 2 minibots. even if they're getting removed in a month it will still make your life easier.
>tfw no +1s
;_;
>>137249096
Yea this
>>137249096
a bit late, but I can replace my argent protector for one minibot.
How long have you been able to disenchant adventure cards?
Who /shadowpriest/ here?
>>137247607
The first anyfin is capped at 12 damage without murkeye, that is a big nerf to the deck.
>>137249590
since last patch
>>137249590
Since last patch I believe.
>>137249634
Yup. Anyone who thinks anyfin combo will still be good is delusional.
Midrange murlocadin on the other hand will be boss
>in fatigue
>enemy last resorts deathwing
>tfw I have a frost nova and doomsayer.
Ok!
Bear with me!
Super control OTK priest!
Super meme!
Thaurissan with Herald, faceless manip, and mindblast.
Play Prophet Velen and pray he stays one turn.
Faceless Velen then play herald then Mindblast for 80!
Rest of the deck is full removal and protection for Velen?
Fuck it I'll try it!
>>137250176
Oh and "Why not just double manip?"
Armor warriors.
>>137250176
>Play Prophet Velen and pray he stays one turn.
>>137250176
I like it! It's full on meme country and won't ever be competitive with it's super-specific 2 turns and 5 cards win condition that requires one of the largest threat minions in the game to stick around instead of getting hard removed.
Still, it's a fun meme.
http://www.hearthpwn.com/
pretty funny april fools patch notes desu
>all these websites going full retard
It hurts.
What Brann should have been all along
![635950536061662236[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mcRBSMZ.png "635950536061662236[1].png")
>>137250416
The only funny thing
What is everyone's preferred platform for playing Hearthstone on the go?
Laptop, tablet, or phone?
>>137250991
phone, no contest
>>137250991
I have a foreign android and don't want to risk rooting it. I doubt it can even run Hearthstone well.
>>137250991
Tablet for sure
You did it again, Ben!
>>137251413
Make it enemy character
>>137251413
fucking useless card, mages will just ping their own minions, try again archie
trumpW
>>137251019
>>137251145
I have a galaxy S5 that runs Hearthstone well but actually holding it and playing it on such a small screen can be uncomfortable.
>>137251178
I'm too poor to afford a good tablet but I do have a touchscreen laptop that I can play on. It's kind of awkward because of the screen angle though, and I hate touch pads.
>>137250991
Ipad while lying in bed.
Laddering for this month's season playing Freeze Mage.
1st match: Fatigue druid
2nd match: Reno Warrior
3rd match: Control warrior
>>137251648
krippO
>>137250991
PC master race son!!
Wonder what my name is gonna be
>>137251882
FICKI FICKI FICKI
>>137251731
>why can't these people just let me invalidate their board over and over
>>137250991
I mostly play on laptop these days but iPhone hands down
Standard WHEN
![14462[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/t1GovNU.png "14462[1].png")
>Beating a Fatigue Warrior with a Rogue
HA HA
DID YOU ENJOY PUTTING DOWN THAT SHIELDMAIDEN
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE THE HIT
SO. CAN. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hearthpwn won the meme contest
>mfw I get a grill name
don't hit on me silly boys
>>137252106
FICKI FICKI FICKI
>>137252106
LONDON
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D
O
N
>>137252106
L O N D O N
>>137252106
>>137252148
L O N D O N
>>137252223
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>137252106
L O D N O N
O
D
N
O
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what the fuck is going on here?
>Spend my last 100 gold on pack
>get a good feel about this one
>we renolock now
>>137252362
we're all living the dream of being cute girls who are in london obviously
>>137252106
>>137252148
>>137252212
>>137252223
>>137252351
>>137252362
>>137252392
>>137252448
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET's FUCC :D
>>137252448
That reminds me I really need to finish that anime.
>tfw you will never be a qt crossdresser
>>137252486
Okay! Just us girls XD
>>137252362
Bored players of a early 21st century phone game made for little kids.
>>137252581
>liking anime
>liking crossdressing
>>137252212
>jody cox
>COX
what a sluuuuuuuuuut
>>137252767
its not crossdressing if you were born in the wrong gender
>>137252581
>tfw you will NEVER be a cute crossdresser who with a NEET gf who you do makeup with
>tfw you will never have a cute crossdressing friend who will do makeovers for you
why even live
>>137252839
>Terry
Could go either way famalama. You can still be a QTP2T crossdresser, your dreams have not been crushed just yet.
>>137252685
get out you filthy shitlord
>Youtube pulls up a lot of HS vids from various people
>disguised toast has a vid "new card reveal!"
>oh well he's actually been doing lore vids and other stuff posted on the official hearthstone channel so they probably gave him-
>remember it's april 1st
nice epic I like it
>>137252767
Princess Jellyfish is good m8 don't even play
do we get to keep the same names?
So, is this the end to samefagging?
>>137253130
Can you copy paste it into the name field?
>>137253130
testing
Fuck i hate official memeday.
fuck april the 1st
>>137253181
i don't want to purposefully be a namefag.
>>137253246
>jesus
pretty based name for me
>>137253316
That was a test, turns out the random names replace any name, not just anonymous.
rolling for name
> "Inspect Element"
> look at the html of a page.
>Search for md2016.
>Delete node.
thank you jesus
>>137253246
>>137253367
>>137253160
>>137253181
>Jesus
>Pedro
>Ruiz
>Ortega
we Miami now.
>>137253543
Did it always say +(you) this post when you over a post number to reply?
Also I just added that md2016 to adblock.
What can I do with this guy?
>>137253367
Nice try Pedro, now go back to doing my taco.
>>137250387
>Ilikethewaythissuckskasrkin.jpg
>>137253709
A legendary of your choice when the new expansion comes because he's not useable now and dusting things before the expansion is silly.
>>137253709
Syinergy with the new give divine shield to 1 health minions paladin card. It's still trash so far, need something else to make him viable.
>>137253709
You can mercy kill him for being complete trash and obtain dust in the process.
>>137246656
>More disgusting asymmetrical card backs that look shit when held
If your opponent didn't hold the cards from the top backs like these would look alright
>>137253826
Didn't think of that definitely keeping him
>>137243082
I seriously do like this song. A meme that will forever live on in my heart.
>>137253907
>asymmetrical
One arm is underwater calm down.
thanks for giving me another golden mulch, blizzard
what whimsical epic could I get next season?
>Playing aggro mage against mill druid
>Just played Ice Block and passed the turn
>He Raven Idol into Kezan Mystic
They don't even try to hide how rigged this shit is
EU
niggawatt #2179
Ineed to get ride of that W&L quest, it has been here for months now.
>>137254215
What's the flavortext for Mulch in other languages? Surely there's some language that Blizzard translated Hearthstone into that doesn't translate "mulch" to a word that can either be a verb or a noun.
>>137254317
>aggro mage
>ice block
???
>>137254701
it gives you an extra turn to get that burn. it's pretty pivotal against other aggro decks.
>>137254701
It's basically cycle
What is it guys? Its from Grand Tournament
>>137254980
welcome to the grand tournament
>>137254980
>Mcknight
It's skeleton knight.
>>137254980
In the grand tournament you win or you die.
>>137254980
>>137254980
FROM THE DEPTHS I CUM
>>137254980
In the grand tournament, you win or you die.
>>137254980
Can I run away now?
name test
>tfw girl in real life but male name on 4chan
>>137255196
>nobody prepared themselves for the ultimate test
>>137255379
YOURE SO ICKY
>>137255379
>mfw I get a grill name but not a barbecue
>>137246924
Explosive trap, lightning bolt, and dark bargain(lol)
>>137255379
S T O R M W I N D
>>137255196
He's pretty good in control paladin. But, control paladin sucks.
>>137254980
THIS TIME FOR SURE!
>>137255818
I'm just happy it wasn't Bolf.
Grand Tournament doesn't have that many good legendaries anyway.
Where is pic related from? Hearthstone Deck Tracker?
>>137256298
or a similar cheating program, yes
>>137256298
yes
>>137256410
>deck tracker is cheating
top meme, friend.
>>137256586
You don't seriously mean to imply you have an objectively incorrect opinion on this given subject matter, do you?
>>137256586
Of course it is, you cheating faggot.
>>137256586
>he is so retarded that he cant keep track of his own cards, nor the cards his opponent used
your so bad lmoa
>Mana Wyrm into Coin into Arcane Missile
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME
>>137256586
Not this shit again. It gives an obvious advantage, even if only speed wise. Blizzard said they are not in favour of people using it. Finally, cheating or not is a matter of personal view, but noone gets banned for it, so technically nto cheating.
>>137256929
yea probably desu, I play a lot when I'm tired and forget what cards I even have left, what cards I've swapped out
especially in arena where I lose track of my what i drafted
>>137256929
>not using it cause youre curious anyway
Reno lights up so who care anymore.
>>137256947
Completely balanced
Rogues need a power play
>>137256947
>arcane missile face
>>137256947
Fiery war axe, problem solved.
>>137257358
that is dogshit
descrbe your love life with a hearthstone card
>Dark Bargin
>he's not preparing his mrglrange pally
Get ready for the new meta, boys. Every deck is gonna tech in a hungry crab to combat the murloc menace.
>divine shielded chargers buffed by warleaders
>more shit not even announced yet
It's coming.
Shaman lego synergy
>>137257489
tomb pillager
>>137257427
>t. Shieldbearer.
>>137257507
It's coming and its gonna be great.
I can't wait to shit on all the
>Murlocs can't be a real deck
people
Murlocs were competitive in the past in warlock and they will be again. (Current combo bullshit doesn't count that's not a murloc deck it's basically freeze paladin)
>>137255196
He'll probably see play with Ragnoros, Lightlord in a control pally list. Has a ton of potential, since blizzard keeps giving pally's broken shit for some reason.
>turn 3 Flamewaker + coin + arcane missiles
>my board is raped to oblivion
>he wins
every.
fucking.
time.
>>137257894
Ben Brode is Metzen's shadow. Listen to how similar their voices are. As Metzen worships shamans, Brode worships paladins.
>>137257894
Brode is gay for Uther
desu I am too.
>>137257925
Flamewaker is a cancerous card and not only because of the coin.
>>137258167
Can Tempo Mage survive Standard tho? I hope not.
>whispers of the old gods design in a single vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3wR6x_4c40
>>137258327
Brode for the Brode God
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that
>>137258458
No I do not agree that at all
>>137258287
I hope it gets nerfed into oblivion. This deck represents everything that's wrong with this game
Today is shit.
